Why didn't Araragi choose her?

Ian Barnes
Ian Barnes

Why didn't Araragi choose her?

Bentley Peterson
Bentley Peterson

I don't know. Why don't you choose a hot neko girl?
Pro tip: you should

Michael Campbell
Michael Campbell

She's a fucking freak.

John Brown
John Brown

OH SHIT WADDAP

James Johnson
James Johnson

He chose best girl, that's why.

Dylan Hall
Dylan Hall

She cheated on him though.

Bentley Thompson
Bentley Thompson

Because after a while she turns back into Worst Girl.

Alexander Collins
Alexander Collins

Fear of ruining their relationship

Joshua Moore
Joshua Moore

WHEN WILL HE FUCKING SHOOT?

Kevin Sanders
Kevin Sanders

She fucking ripped off his arm.

Landon Jackson
Landon Jackson

Because he's an idiot.

Nathan Long
Nathan Long

Kimochi warui.

Benjamin King
Benjamin King

There is no crankset, only frame.

Connor Torres
Connor Torres

He didn't choose anyone, he only took the first offer that came around.

A shame really, Hanekawa was like a two for one deal.

Easton Miller
Easton Miller

here come dat cat

Ian Ortiz
Ian Ortiz

current year
people STILL don't get why RRRG has to choose Crab

She's the only girl who faced her fears head-on instead of needing him to save her.

Hanekawa is the LAST girl he could ever date because she's the one who hides from her problems the most.

Lucas Cox
Lucas Cox

o shit

Michael Brooks
Michael Brooks

Crab asked to be his girlfriend first.

Tyler Adams
Tyler Adams

O SHIT WADDUP

Jordan Nelson
Jordan Nelson

O shit waddup

Jonathan Sullivan
Jonathan Sullivan

Fuck you.

Logan Cruz
Logan Cruz

ITS DAT CAT
OH SHIT WADDUP

Eli Edwards
Eli Edwards

because most of the time she's Hane-worst-girl-gawa.

Nathaniel Martinez
Nathaniel Martinez

o shit
waddup

Chase Ortiz
Chase Ortiz

Because rararagi was a spineless twerp. He would never be able to ask anyone out, especially someone with tits as fat as hers.
He's basically only dating Crab because she made the first move, and now he's too much of a wuss to break it off with her.

Lincoln Carter
Lincoln Carter

what the fuck kind of name is araragi

japans have some shit names. if it was aragi it would be okay but araragi is just too much.

Jonathan Martin
Jonathan Martin

His parents were going to name him Aragi, but they bit their tongues

Brody Lopez
Brody Lopez

Isn't aragi a name for girls?

Dylan Gonzalez
Dylan Gonzalez

i don't know. i think akira sounds extremely feminine but apparently to japans that's an unisex name.

Jonathan Allen
Jonathan Allen

Akira sounds like a very manly name for me.

Alexander Rodriguez
Alexander Rodriguez

according to wikibedia araragi is only the name of a magazine and a butterfly so i assume it isn't actually something nips name their kkids

Samuel Ramirez
Samuel Ramirez

Araragi is his last name you goddamn idiot

Adam Miller
Adam Miller

Cause he's a fuccboi

Joshua Nguyen
Joshua Nguyen

Monkey's a bro, Crab's a shit, fuck literally everyone else

Brayden Scott
Brayden Scott

Araragi didn't choose anyone.
Crab decided she would be his girl, and no one objected.

It's only for the next 80 years or so. Immortal's tend to outlive normals.

Jordan Hernandez
Jordan Hernandez

The world needs more cumfy Monkey

Connor Fisher
Connor Fisher

there's a crankset. the artist just didn't articulate the non-drive side crank arm, so it looks like it's merging into the seat tube.

Andrew Price
Andrew Price

FUCK YOU

Lincoln Walker
Lincoln Walker

So I was right.

Gavin Fisher
Gavin Fisher

i want hanekawa to save me and me to save hanekawa

Chase Rodriguez
Chase Rodriguez

Wont they like all die on him anyway?

Jose Robinson
Jose Robinson

jerid pls go

Anthony Bennett
Anthony Bennett

Just how I like it under the sheets. Now shut up.

Samuel Cox
Samuel Cox

Because he's a cuck.

Austin Jackson
Austin Jackson

To be fair, he cheats on her all the time. So some revenge would be like justice.

Alexander Davis
Alexander Davis

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gooeso i am nit the only o3 n3

Brody Roberts
Brody Roberts

SOMEBODY CALL 911 THIS user HAD A STROKE

Anthony Cruz
Anthony Cruz

BUT THAT KID LOOKS LIKE A BOY

Brayden Robinson
Brayden Robinson

I didnt hzve a fucking stroke you dork, I just want hankwa to me my savior and e to be hers

Nolan Ward
Nolan Ward

kek

Blake James
Blake James

what is humor

Dylan Bell
Dylan Bell

Why didn't Araragi choose her?

Well because
Lolicon
Black cat was a spit personality of a boring girl. Black cat purely was the crazy within the quiet.

Anthony Adams
Anthony Adams

Severe inferiority complex.

Araragi will be ready for her after some decades and they will share plenty of lives together.

Adrian Ortiz
Adrian Ortiz

Then what about Shinobu and Hachikuji? Are they special exceptions or something?

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