I'm going to post this everyday until you like it.
I'm going to post this everyday until you like it
Wherever you will go I will hate it!
I haven't eaten fish in a while...
Try the soup
Try the Umaru
In fact, Umaru for everyone!
I thought I wanted to do it once.
But he did it once.
Hmm.. Maybe already did it?
I HATE IT
I'm going to reply with this everyday until you like it.
That fish is loaded!
I love it!
Be careful when eating fish.
you failed us!!
I am indifferent to it.
I am the fin of my fish.
SPACE FISH RAPE
Are you squidding us?
Hi. I'm not sure if you remember me from the other time. Pretty sure I told you this already... Anyways, I like it now, so you're no longer obligated to post it anymore.
Isn't that Sasha Grey? Is that fish gonna assfuck her?
I am satisfied with your product and/or service
Now convince the other 7.125 billion inhabitants of the planet of this and we got a deal!
Sure thing faggot. I'm only one of those, but keep on fucking that chicken.
I would have sex with a chicken, but I'm saving myself for the fish
I really really really really really really like it.
I hate Swift S. Lawliet
Not so fast
Sakura falls in love with Shiro.
Unable to confess, the wormslut is gifted by a deus ex machina with the boy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.
But, the next day, when the educated prostitute recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, he only looks at each of her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the boy she called is not the same boy she fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with her AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FISH.
Sakur-Ai! Because, you know, she's Sakura and it's a love story. Get it, get it?
But you didn't post it yesterday.
If you like it, I'll like it too!
If you hate it, I'll still like it, because it brought me to you!
THE FISH FINDS A WAY