imouto is typical stereotype clinging to him and lounging around the house in her underwear
final episode: confesses to his imouto
"That's gross Oniichan. Anyway, I have a boyfriend"
childhood friend wins
Any sort of NBR-Last-Ep-Revealed will do, honestly.
Shame that you'd have to make x-1 episodes where you'd give the audience what they want.
A light-hearted comedy and adventure anime where bat shit crazy theories like the one where ash is actually in coma may be plausible
main girl is flat
shut-in miserable otaku MC tries to become more sociable
Ends happily with bf/friends and looks at the camera "Wow. All I had to do was try."
anything by Hideaki Anno
Anything that depicts incest somewhat realistically.
When 'that' shows up, report him for spamming. Spamming is against the rules.
MC and the crew train the entire anime to fight the main bad guy
he kills them all with ease
Wait... does Thorkell count as childhood friend?
Main character narrates. Main character dies. New main character also narrator. Dies again. End first season. Third one finishes 2nd season.
Captcha: select the boats
inverse square law
Main character's goal is to impregnate all the cute girls in his school
Think it's going to be wacky harem antics
No he just does it.
The entire anime is pregnancy fetishism with cute school girls and MC working to pay for his new kids
2-course magical girls show
shot in the face with a .357b midd-transformation
episodes 2-23 are male adults doing old-fashioned police work to catch the bad guy
bad guy has been dead by off-screen traffic accident since episode 1
Rip off Haruhi's Endless 8
Using generic characters.
Non fitting anime music.
Final episode they bring time back to normal.
Main character says he kind of misses the endless loop.
Japanese cold truck
cute lonely christmas cakes doing cute depressing things
turns out they're all happily married to great guys and not lonely at all, all the scenes were cherry picked
standard tsundere show
Finale, MC confesses
she laughs in his face and calls him a creep
she wasn't tsundere, she actually did hate him
series set in
Denver. None of the characters are Japanese.
Boy is entrusted to kill the Dark lord.
Along his path makes a harem.
Kills Dark lord and returns home as a hero.
The high priest kills him while the villagers rape his harem.
The Dark lord was actually needed and he wasn't supposed to kill him.
yuri schoolgirl anime
has actual, undeniable yuri romance
girls all pair up, confessions happen, dates occur, and they even kiss
not a single male character to be found
penultimate episode is graduation and them all planning out their futures together
last episode is a new cast of girls going to the same school
they do the same yuri stuff from episode 1
follow them home
they're greeted by the girls from the first part
revealed that they all got husbands and had kids when they grew up
ends with them fondly remembering that phase of their life
This has happened?
A run-of-the-mill harem anime
The MC turns out to be gay mid-series
He starts dating his crush
Homo SoL ensues
A run-of-the-mill fanservice harem series animated by Xebec
MC moves away during the second episode
Series becomes a slice-of-life with no fanservice whatsoever
bromance, dates and kiss
in the end
it was a girl all along
I write a plot that's damn near perfect with the best girl winning. Cut to two days later when both her and the MC die from something completely stupid like a car wreck.
That sounds cute as fuck. Would watch.
MC starts out in a village, outside fortified city
SoL theme, farming and shit
some imouto and osananajimi scenes
scenic images, calming BG
MC about to fall in love with _______
typical peaceful village life
this goes on for 10 episodes
suddenly horde of monsters arrive, garrison from city also missing
village gets sacked and raped by monsters
villagers get ripped apart, MC's family eaten, mother and sister anally devastated before put on stick and grilled
osananajimi twitching on the ground, neck has really bad bite mark, tits reduced from F to AA
one monster slashes MC's legs off, fall down head first on rock
he can feel their claws and teeth dig in through his flesh, extreme fear, pee everywhere
monsters gang up on him, bite and rip him apart
scream and flail, weakening in every second
darkness sets in
few seconds darkness, MC wakes up
removes headset, gets out of metal chamber, sees fat neckbeard friend tinkering with pc
"How was the game, user?"
tits reduced from F to AA
I think I would actually kill myself with something like that
This would be amazing.
I would watch this.
Let's set it in the Middle East: the hero is an american-japanese and the dark lord is a secular dictator in some shithole there.
tits reduced from F to AA
Make a romcom High School show
MC is a total asshole
love interest goes yandere and kills MC
replace kill scene with a pretty boat.
Thanks School Days. Thanks for reminding me.
likable MC fights tertiary boss
gets the shit beaten out of him, as is course
cut to black
Generic sci-fi conflict
MC is an ace mech pilot
MC "dies" in episode 4
He's really dead
Show now focuses on MC's childhood friend and comrade in arms
She gets involved in a coup to overthrow the eeeevil government
She gets shot by other childhood friend who is a career paper pusher and barely showed up until now
The last episode consists of him returning to his quiet bureaucratic life as the war ends in a white peace
cute girls doing cute things
it's actually a storm of politics where each girl is trying to befriend the others for the sake of her own faction
they were all chuunis, the factions were all figments of their own imagination
Have a harem like show.
Full of girls, ranging from good to bad.
Have worst grill win the Harem earlier on.
Still introduce all these other good grills.
Call it Monogatari.
Sup Forums - Anime & Manga
peppered with broken english that doesnt even kind of match the sub
I fucking love some of the titles Japan comes up with
There is nothing wrong with Denver.
same but with fujo would be even better because of double trolling
OP was requesting premises for just anime, though.
call boat "IJN GUTS"
have show be every chapter 26 minutes long
no BDs anywhere
This would be great.
And how did that contradict anything considering these are made up ideas and they were posting it was already done.
This is actually pretty close to old-school yuri, user.
Damn that would be good.
otaku NEET has to babysit his neighbor's 3 daughters for an undetermined amount of time
last episode reveals they are all traps
typical soppy shojo romance styled like Kimi no Todoke
girl spends 60 chapters / 23 eps trying to catch the guy's attention
finally works up the courage to ask him out
he reciprocates and they walk off to his house.
love interest torturing and raping girl over the course of the last episode
Cute girls SoL but there's hints that all the girls are traps.
In the last episode it is revealed that the girls are actual girls and don't have dicks at all.
implying old school won't trigger kids today
We had some user over the Haifuri thread complaining about "enemy of the week" shows as if he hadn't ever seen any.
tfw any Go Nagai show would troll Sup Forums nowadays
point taken. there's a reason even hardcore y/u/rifags usually avoid the vintage crap.
Problem, the Japanese have no idea how weed works. Denver is impossible.
To be fair, enemy of the week shows get worse the more of them you see.
loser NEET gets hit by a truck and perishes
is reincarnated into fantasy world with game mechanics
breaks the game, buys loli slave, gets harem, etc.
goes to fight fantasy world's last boss
last boss is actually an American alpha male from his own world, who defeats him and instantly strips him of his hax and powers
MC reverts to how he was in the real world
disgusted harem leaves him and joins the victor
American alpha male
1000+ episode shonen than runs for 20+ years
nakama and all that shit
MC is prophesied to defeat some great enemy who will attempt to destroy the planet
all his friends get brutally murdered by the villain
MC transforms into final form or whatever
gets fucking destroyed by villain
villain destroys the earth
anime with strong yuri undertones set in fantasy setting with magical girls fighting monsters, getting into political conflicts with other magical girls, and doing cute fun things together
over the course of the show it starts to focus on a romance between two of the cutest girls
yuri "undertones" get stronger to the point where they confess to each other, sneak off from their group and do increasingly lewd stuff together
last episode it is revealed that it was two fat sweaty neckbeards ERPing on a WoW server
in contrast to the very moe style that the rest of the show had, the last episode has a realistic art style
Literally Naruto if the author hadn't made Zetsu go full retard.
2 courses series
all 26 episodes are flashbacks
not in cronological order
events carefuly crafted so there can be more than one possible (coherent) order of events
manga spinoff implies one, different manga spinoff implies the other
How it trolls: Make people rage debate about if it is Science Fiction or not.
Parallel fantasy world what summons things from real world.
Actually the only 2 magics they have are throwing raw mana against the enemy like Dragon Ball's energy ball and healing magic.
Fireball and stuff are too slow, so unpractical to be used.
They tried to summon an warrior
they summoned knowledge to build a computer and digital stuff.
The anime is about MC trying to improve magic using eletronic knowledge from another world, building machines what runs with mana on circuit instead of eletricity.
series plays bait-and-switch genre every episode
heck, they play bait-and-switch genre with the pre-release and post-release publicity
great care is taken to alternate betwen edgelords and moeshitfags twice per episode
at least one female character is actively *BI*sexual so yurifags and yurihaters can claim "CAAAAAANON!!!" in their holy wars
depict guns realistically in a /k/ oriennted show
all (ALL) characters are untrained with firearms and, realistically, do fucking everything the wrong way around
Why troll just one board?
Just reading that makes me upset
Just watch Master of Martial Hearts.
severely underrated post
make a wish fullfilment story that panders to all kinds of escapism that NEETs/Otaku loves
Shit on it at the very last chapter/episode with a plot that basically tells them that it's unhealthy and they should be a normalfag instead
One summer a mysterious new virus has caused civilization to collapse seemingly over night. The odd thing about this one is that it causes people, mostly women, to become incredibly horny and savage who will do anything to get dicked even if it means killing. Several months after society has collapsed and new ones emerged, our main character is an Otaku prospector who usually hangs around the ruins of Akihabara, trying to score whatever merchandise he can find to stave off boredom. He also has a secret weapon to help defeat the women who are trying to seduce him, he's asexual. Not only may he be the last man alive in Japan but he might also be the last one alive in the world and all he wants to do is watch anime and read manga while millions of sexually charged women throw themselves at him while killing others to get his manhood.
The Maxim Question
The world is thick with the atmosphere of impending war
A man stands atop a hill looking over his home city, turning back to look at the border of the other nation
A small border crossing exists there with a number of soldiers and two tanks parked mere feet from each other, cannons aimed directly at the other so that they will never miss
The guard changes and the tanks are rotated out for another. Once in the morning, once in the evening, and once again the next day
His home city grows slowly, the young women and children of the farms being replaced by thousands of men in uniform, the small shops being replaced by barracks and towering walls
He is an man with a limp, and cannot serve. However, he can invent
He works day and night to build a weapon more powerful than anything that had ever been seen on the battlefield
A tank-borne weapon capable of destroying armor in an instant
He shows the local general and his entire project is plunged into secrecy as his bride-to-be brings him food to his workshop
One year passes as he refines the technology until it is successfully fits inside a tank turret
His now wife did not know at first, but now she understood what this weapon is. She cannot stand it and tries to destroy the documents and smuggle knowledge of the device to the enemy.
To maintain the secrecy of the weapon, he kills her...
The weapon is sent into production and every tank is fitted with them. The tanks look no different.
It is sent to the border.
A man stands atop a hill looking over his home city now fortress, turning back to look at the border of the other nation
A small border crossing exists there with a number of soldiers and two tanks parked mere feet from each other, cannons aimed directly at the other so that they will never miss
The guard changes and the tanks are rotated out for another. Once in the morning, once in the evening, and once again the next day...
make a harem story
after a long chapter of harem shenanigans a Masculing Tomboy lesbian appears as a class transfer
NTRs the MC of all the girls
he commits sudoku
it's a greentext thread
click the arrow at OP's post
call the navy
Think Puella Magi Madoka Magica, except Homura straight up gives up and everyone dies.
Didn't know greentexting was against the rules.
that actually sounds good though
It would have been better if the MC destroys the villain with power far exceeding anything.
You feared me power because I could destroy the Earth. You ants worshiped me and hated me. There is a reason why I have never used my power. I cannot rule a world if it is gone. Yes, hero. You have defeated me. You have ruined everything.
Wait! No! Stop! This isn't what I wanted!
It is too late. You chose to use it, and now... Nothing matters. I'll see you on the other side.
The Earth is destroyed and all that was no longer exists. The hero... ends evil forever.
typical harem set-up
MC actually ends up with best girl
they break up not long after because best girl realized MC is a shit
a boy falls in love with a girl
unable to confess
NATURE of LOVE
Sounds like a normal harem anime to me.
Sorry. I'm bad at writing.
Harem anime with typical cute girls.
Typical Dense MC
Finally confesses love after hundreds of episodes of "wacky hijinks"
All of a sudden a crowd comes out with a big check for the girl.
Turns out he was on a reality TV show where several girls were competing for his affection for one hundred million yen.
None of them actually like him and all of it was fake. The conclusion is interviews with each of them where they go over all of their cutest moments and reveal how fake they were and the effort it took to stage them.
have an interesting story about a fantasy world
just keep using timeskips so the viewer feels like they missed things like relationship building and world building
in the end the MC is an old man on his deathbed
timeskips to him being dead for years
Why are you sorry? That was really good.
Better have 20 faceless niggers too.
cute girls doing cute things slice of life anime about a bunch of girls who work in a parisian bakery
a scene of all the girls lying on the floor of a church, in a pool of blood
"down this road, on a summer day in 1944, the soldiers came. Nobody lives here now."
rest of the show is a very in depth, detaled WWII documentary focused on the battles and strategies a la Battlefield
season 2, episode 8
the tide turns
Hitler achieves a devastating victory in Kursk
stalingrad is taken over
the Nazi soldiers march in front of the Kremlin
rest of the show is an alt-history scenario with the remaining allies desparetely trying to win back the heavily fortified German occupied Europe while trying to push back the Japanese, whoa re now aply supplied by resources gained from conquering Russia
A boy falls in love with a girl
This sounds great but rather than their cuteness being fake, I'd prefer an emphasis on their attraction to the MC being fake.
When will this meme end
family guy did this
Family guy isn't anime though.
I'd want this but it would only be one of those shows I watch in hindsight with this knowledge.
Last episode ends on a massive cliffhanger, literally nothing resolved
no sequels, no spinoffs, creators are super tight-lipped about what was supposed to happen
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
But as it turns out in the end, the girl was merely pretending and just fucking with the boy.
In the ending, the girl loudly declares and publicly reveals on-stage while on live TV the records of their interaction and how the boy believed everything, his secrets and that the deus ex machina and AU isn't real just to embarrass the boy. Boy goes batshit insane due extreme embarrassment and rapes the girl in front of the crowd and no one can stop him because they are on top of an isolated stage planned by the girl for his most shameful moment in life, which backfired, preventing her escape or rescue from rape.
Scene ends with the boy getting shot by the cops and the girl's echoing cries on the stage.
elementary school girls talking about their favorite cartoons and picture books through internet posting site
>it was actually delusional neckbeards in make-believe
I hope that this kind of shit dies with gainax.
So you’re a provisionary knight with amnesia who has a group of childhood friend adventurers featuring a love interest and two bros you know from knight training. You’re given the mission of killing the demon king and stopping his armies from devastating your lands by your noble king so you set out on an epic adventure with your friends to kill him, but when you arrive you realize that demons aren’t actually evil and the demon king enlightens you to the reality that the demons were actually humans who were deformed beyond recognition by an evil spell that made them lose their minds ages past when the demon realm was a thriving kingdom. All of this leads up to the reveal that the human king is actually an immortal evil wizard who tried to attain ultimate power ages ago but was thwarted in time to stop him, but not in time to prevent the creation of the demon realm. Now you ally yourself with the demon king to restore the minds of demon kind and put an end to the evil wizard’s plan, but by the time you get back home you’re faced with an army of ancient automatons who rose from the ashes of the dead kingdom that your kingdom was built on by the evil wizard and also he NTR’s you by mind controlling your love interest but you unlock your demon powers by gattai’ing with the demon king and destroying the robots and killing the wizard king. But it turns out that was part of his plan when he reveals that the purpose of his spell was tie his life force to Gaia so that when he died his conscience would transfer to the world making him a god and your memories come back revealing that only you could kill him because you’re the descendent of an ancient family of knights who ages ago thwarted him when he attempted his scheme and accidentally created demons.
His newfound powers allow him to channel the power of the earth through your love interest and the earth opens up to reveal that the inside of the earth is empty because in reality what he was after was the ancient dragons who ruled the earth at the beginning of time, know the secret to destroying entropy, and slumbered in the crust. So now he tries to command the dragons and use their world creating powers to become god of the entire universe but they don’t take shit from nobody so they start swallowing the earth so that it can be reborn, thereby killing the evil god wizard but also destroying your entire world in the process. So you and an army of demons (they regained their minds when the wizard’s body died) have to face against the dragons who are themselves fighting the technically corrupted world spirit wizard king dude. All of this leads you to fighting your way into the core of the world where the spirits of all living and dying creatures go when they die and directly destroying the receptacle that holds their spirits and also gives control of the world to the evil wizard. This causes the fabric of reality to begin to crack and simultaneously kills the evil wizard once and for all. Now with only days before the entire universes collapses the dragons convene and decide that you must because the new spirit entity so that the universe might be saved, but when the time comes your love interest (she went back to normal when you destroyed the world core) turns out to still be harboring an alter personality planted by the evil wizard so that when the right time came she’d betray you, assume the mantle of god, and recreate the universe in the image of the evil wizard.
You take in the power of demon-kind and dragon-kind combined with the ancient robot technology of your kingdom and transform into a cloud of stardust that combines with your love interest’s godhead to cleanse the evil personality and form a single godly organism made up of everyone’s hopes and wishes that manifest’s mercy and love onto the earth below. Finally the entire world is covered by a ring of light as the previously released spirits condense to form millions of new world cores that burst out into space and will eventually mature into worlds of their own after millions of years. It’s heavily implied that this process is how your own planet came into existence billions of years ago. Your two bros become the respective kings of the demon land and human lands and the dragons return to their eternal slumber until the day time itself comes to an end and they’ll be called upon once more to open the door to a new universe. The series ends by moving into the future thousands of years where you and your love interests are reincarnated in a civilization similar to our own, she cucks you again.
Active Raid already did it.
In fact it showed a fanbase of old men who still watched giant mechas in action despite advances in powerarmour technology because rule of cool.
he wants the power to defeat the kabane
giant 2 line sentences
no line breaks for readability
we call it jokah gamu
Are you 9? Line breaks look fucking stupid and are improper. If you cant read a paragraph you need to kill yourself, even if English isn't your forte.
A show with realistic female characters
Line breaks look fucking stupid and are improper.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you autism.
What the fuck
Line breaks look fucking stupid
akame ga kill
Now you ally yourself with the demon king to restore the minds of demon kind and put an end to the evil wizard’s plan, but by the time you get back home you’re faced with an army of ancient automatons who rose from the ashes of the dead kingdom that your kingdom was built on by the evil wizard and also he NTR’s you by mind controlling your love interest but you unlock your demon powers by gattai’ing with the demon king and destroying the robots and killing the wizard king.
Truly a master of the English language.
Well, how about I just knock flat on you're asses you trolls, that sound any better to you? Just name the time and the place and I'll be there.
We got a madman in here
Fuck the internet tough guy is here, it's time to scram, guys!
calm down bakugou
Watch more anime? There are plenty of well-written female characters out there.
Unless you're complaining that Japanese stereotypes don't match your /r9k/ stereotypes, in which case I hope you die.
Lol keep memeing post your coordinates if your not scared.
Fight in me in real life, bub, not online, then we'll talk.
I'm shaking in my chair.
dense MC has a crush on girl
girl kind of likes him
puts in some effort to get to know him, hangs out with him, tries to talk to him
dense MC doesn't notice, just assumes she wouldn't like him
she gives up, starts dating another guy
a few months later MC realizes she liked him
girl is pregnant
marries other guy
Its a guy who hates anime
He realizes that he is in an anime
Hijinks ensue as he tries to solve problems like you would in real life
You would be surprised with how many
cucks would love this.
*cough cough* Dr Seuss
What is Kyoukai no Kanata
America drops the bomb
Europe and Asia liberated in days
history is all the better for it
Harem anime where the girls are all buttugly fujoshi landwhales and the MC has to fight his way to desperately keep them off of him.
In the end the absolute worst of them emotionally abuses him into marrying her. A flash-forward shows him with three black children.
MC is a hottie who has a few girls trying to get in her panties
Lots of girl on girl fan service, kissing, fondling
Last episode decides to date her douchebag male friend because its more socially acceptable to her family and leaves her girlfriends hanging
Yurifag tears are truly delicious
Harem anime where the protag isn't a beta loser and has no trouble talking maturely about his feelings. He ends up going on a date with every girl at least once, but the winner is some literally who that he met elsewhere.
Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing. Stop posting this because it already found a way.
episode 1 starts MC and brotachi finally reach the big bad's fortress of evil
after a series of epic fights with constitutively stronger mini bosses where brotachi die a number of feelerific and meaningful deaths so that MC-kun can fight the BB at the start of episode 2
MC starts speaking about how BB should be putting on his brown underpants because he has things he wants to protect and that his bros are with him in spirit
BB uses true power
MC and brotachi are looped back to reaching the fortress of evil
repeat for the next 10 episodes
Optional good endo:
MC realises what's going on in the last three episodes and gives the BB a real beatdown while his bros spirits give him a thumbs up
Daily reminder that they tried to make Keit-ai real but failed, so stop trying.
he dies bleeding out all over her
after credits epilogue of her in a mental hospital because she can't get over what happened
There he is. There he goes again.
Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little keit-ai thread up and fill in the captcha.
Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass so you just choose the picture.
Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic flip phone isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor.
But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a shitty fanfic.
Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic keit-ai fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY.”
You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.
And that's all you'll ever be.
Keit-Ai is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of paranormality and cellphones that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and THE NATURE OF LOVE. The normal user can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The edgy teenagers all trying their hardest to look mystified, the roaming chargers, peculiar, nonexistent area codes, the whole alternate universe faggotry and everything about the Keit-Ai world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on DRAMA, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the navel-gazing of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
Keit-Ai is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to Sup Forums, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every user to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Keit-Ai threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
Regular reminder that Keit-ai is already a fanfic, so stop posting this.
Ket-Ai! was a mistake.
have medieval-themed anime about grand strategy, economics, and diplomacy.
warring countries, FFA, and one particular country is clearly stronger and somewhat winning
of course, MC isn't in the winning country
MC is running an average country that has been relatively peaceful for some time now, kinda neutral
suddenly, bigger country invades and destroys shit, kills MC's loli imouto who was in a village close to the border, where she was just visiting a local lord. Some other close friends and relatives die, too.
MC and people mad, imouto was a kind and gentle princess, made martyr
thru strategy and alliances, MC beats back, and eventually breaks into bigger country's territory.
some economics magic to add buffs and damage
let's not forget they're merciful dudes, so they don't pillage villages and shit
MC & Co. now advancing towards enemy capital
other countries watching or joining in, other wars on halt, current war on center stage
finally, MC & Co. just outside enemy walls.
soldiers in high morale, singing songs about imouto, taunting enemy with revenge for imouto
battle starts, siege engines start pummeling walls and defenses
holes open up, soldiers start slow march towards city, still singing
by now, the singing has made a psychological effect
army pours in, defenders lay down weapons or flee in terror
MC commanding personal guards, along with trusted generals and nakama, spearhead into capitol
smash royal guards, arrive at throne room
"So you've finally come."
morale suddenly crushed, MC's mouth wide open, tears starting to form
M night please.
One day the girl mentions something that only her alternate reality version would know.
She admits that she made up the entire thing because she was too shy to ask MC out.
This one has a ton of potential. Just imagine all the ways you could have the characters fuck up.
Story follows the MC
He's the average MC
All the girls love his best friend
Even MC's main love interest
MC can't hold it against his best friend because he's too nice a guy
turns out the best friend was the MC and the MC was the sidekick all along.
MC is self insert god
Has biggest harem you'll ever see
MC gets all the girls by being nice guy
Girls ditch faggot MC and Yuri hijinks ensue
If the audience is Sup Forums then
Literally generic as fuck harem with cliche character types but they're half fox and horse and shit
It's anime so Sup Forums has to endure the threads
Gender Bender anime
Guy turns back in the end and gets the girl
jesus christ user
^This. Sounds hilarious.
I only came to this thread to see this posted.
Typical male MC meets a chubby ara ara girl. And the chubby ara ara girl best friend is a super hot tsundere. MC actually gets to date the Tsundere and gets all the way to fourth base with her. But then the Tsundere grows tired of him and leaves. The Male MC then goes to the same college as the chubby ara ara girl and they eventually date. Then they marry. And they go on to live a rich and fulfilling life.
I......I'm an MC!?
10 year old boy saves a 10 year old girl who he loves' life but ends up in a coma for 15 years
When he gets out she fucked his best friend and bred with him
This would cause a few thousand deaths in Japan. No joke.
Make sure the girls are as blatant waifu-bait as possible.
On the last episode reveal
none of them are virgins.
Debu Ara Ara Shoujou: Civil War
high school harem series where all the girls are in love with MC
he keeps trying to be a bro and set up girls with the MC but they always wind up attracted to the classmate instead and ignore the MC.
girls like MC's classmate so much that they agree to go on 'double dates' and other stuff like that only for the sake of being able to spend time with classmate and try to win him over
MC never makes it to first base all season - classmate guy is drowning in pussy.
Is tsundere not a virgin and ara ara girl fucks half the college before MC hooks up with her?
moeshit about mahou shoujo
moe, moe, and everything moe
oh, but there's also an MC
the kind who likes moeshit and purity, that kind of shit
on last episode they transform back to their original form, revealing that they're fat neckbeards wanting to be the little girl.
each confess to MC in moe neckbeard form.
Both would be virgins who want the MC to be their first. The Tsundere girl just has no attraction to the MC besides sexual attraction. While the ara ara girl has more in common with the MC in personality, emotional investment and interests. The catalyst for the Tsundere running off would be that she becomes jealous of the ara ara girl who gets along with the MC better than she does. So she has sex with the MC out of spite, then breaks up with him and never talks to either of them again.
Basically, imagine Love Hina. But Naru fucks Keitaro and then runs off with the archeologist. Leaving Keitaro and Mutsumi to get together.
Lots of The Last American Virgin: The Anime
Slightly similar to Ore Monogatari
At the start of the series, an army is besieging the castle of some noble in generic fantasyland.
The daughter of the family manages to escape through a hidden passage while everyone else is butchered. She's found by a gruff mercenary who's getting too old for this shit, with a cool dog. Learning who she is, he decides to take her to some nobles who had been allied with her family for ransom money.
They're later joined by a sleazy archer dude, and then there's bonding and hijinks moments as they try to stay ahead their pursuers and others who might want to make money off of the sole heir of a noble house. They then wander around the woods, avoid the main roads and the big towns and try to make their way to where the girl's relatives are, encountering greedy people who want the bounty on her head, or bandits looking to rape her and kill and rob the men. They also encounter Fairies inna woods in one episode, which turns it all into a psychedelic trip.
As things progress, the dog falls ill and can't be saved, so they have to put it out of its misery. The MC is made to do this so she can grow up as a person and learn some kind of lesson about the hardships of life.
In the penultimate episode, the archer dude sells them out to the enemy, and they're taken to be executed. It also turns out he had poisoned the dog to get rid of it and be able to sneak off to the enemy so he could sell the other two out.
At the very start of the last episode, they're both executed and the traitor takes his money and leaves. The rest of the episode consists of flashbacks to the moments he bonded with the noble girl and flashbacks to his younger sister, who had fallen ill.
When he finally comes back home with the money to pay for her treatment, it turns out she's all better and she runs to meet him with a big happy smile on her face.
wait, so like Love Hina, but better?
You're not selling the trolling here.
Yeah, sounds like the backstory of Ore Monogatari, I guess in it Yamato would be into Sunakawa too and things would just continue on like that.
Meanwhile in a galaxy far far away...
That's pretty much your classic template for a vanilla netorare story.
The joke is that the average Japanese fan prefers the shit Tsundere over the nice girl. They want to see the girl who is the least likely to get into a relationship actually win. Tsundere's are the 'forbidden fruit' that the MC somehow takes by force. But this has been done so many times that it has become more cliche than actually seeing the nice girl win.
Seeing the nice girl who fits for the MC would be a breath of fresh air to some. But also destroy your average 14 year old Tsundere fan.
Plus, making the nice girl chubby and ara would go from being a slap in the face to outright torture.
ara? What do you mean by ara?
Pulpy adventure story about an amazon getting into hi-jinks, Conan/Red Sonja style.
After six episodes of adventuring, she gets raped by Orcs, has a half-breed baby and spends the rest of the series raising it.
A Mahou Shoujo with a 45 year old woman as the main magic girl. And she doesn't show any fanservice, its a straight mahou shoujo like CardCaptor Sakura, but with adult situations and no dressing up.
Harem anime where the girls are all buttugly fujoshi landwhales and the MC has to fight his way to desperately keep them off of him.
You need to go further.
one classmate is really attractive girl whom the MC is interested in
ugly whales constantly bullying the attractive girl and making her life hell
MC finally manages to ask hot girl out on a date, things surprisingly go well
final arc - the ugly whales reach envy overload and conspire with some random nobody
with their help he rapes the attractive girl
she gets pregnant
MC confesses to her and she breaks down
Let's develop this idea a little further.
the opening has cliched young magical sluts in it
the first episode is full of long-ass and lewd transformation sequences, panty shots and jiggling tits
the end animation shows the girls at an onsen, getting all gropey
during the second episode they all get their asses kicked by the new villain and the old generation of magical girls takes over, and the tone changes completely
1v1 me irl
meet me at In-N-Out
I want to see a ported to fantasy land harem where the teleported character becomes unhinged by a political betrayal and kills his entire harem in a fit of grief.
I love a good bait and switch. Also:
all the MILF shoujos who take over are the parents of the girls who got beaten
Its like a reverse cliche. The impulsive kids couldn't handle it, so the veterans had to take over.
MC has to play game(s) to achieve goal/save his ass
5 episodes present MCs strategies, glorified in the best way the medium can
in reality MCs does the most basic mistakes possible for the duration of these 5 episodes and any viewer with a few braincells can see that (ie distribute stats evenly)
MC gets analy devastated in 6th episode but due to some luck mechanism in the game (0.01% crit that lands) or a shitty plot development he is given another chance
rince and repeat for a total of 26 episodes
I love it.
same episode with slight variations repeat for 8 whole weeks
i'm still pissed off about this
It sounds like Naruto already did that, though.
nice try seo
Then a new villain shows up, beats the MILFs and now their husbands have to become the Magical DILF Crossdressing Squad.
That would be even more infuriating to watch than some of the netorare ideas.
Typical farm propaganda show setting, with a cast of lolis and country girls, and a bunch of COMFYservice. Main character is dude that moves to the countryside.
But instead, the show depicts how fucking shitty the country is, and how all the old people are racist and crazy, and the town is basically a cult who shuns outsiders.
Furthermore, all the girls are quickly proven to be dumb hicks, and how there are zero modern conveniences.
The series ends with MC moving back to the city. As he drives off, he sees a crowd of villagers protesting the new dam that will be erected, and he smiles.
Everyone dies in episode 1. The remainder of the story is what would have happened if they didn't die. In the final episode, they go to great lengths to explain why all these events never happened. There's also a recap episode every 12 episodes of a 60 episode show.
Work in some dreams and alternate dimensions in there as well.
I've only read the light novels, is that how they went about the summer vacation time loop?
Except the ending of Naruto came out of nowhere. There was no development to Hinata except like 3 chapters out of a billion.
I'd watch it
I was thinking that too, as I typed it up.
Less murder, more complaining about mosquitoes and a lack of ACs.
Yes. Endless 8 is pretty infamous.
Someone ought to write a fic about it.
Watch the 1984 movie 'Urusei Yatsura Movie 2'. Its literally the same idea, but done well. So well that its one of the best anime movies out there. No idea how KyoAni screwed it up so bad. Maybe it should have been a 1 hour movie instead of 2 1/2 hours of broken boredom.
It's 8 episodes of the characters doing the exact same shit, just in different angles.
I heard that this lowered the overall score for the anime an entire point or two.
I'd write something up, but I'm too busy writing a legitimate pilot teleplay parodying mahou shoujo and western comic books.
I'd do it but I'm too busy being a lazy bum and wouldn't know where to begin.
They reanimated every episode, right? Didn't reuse anything? That might be the most money spent on trolling ever.
What in God's name?? In the light novels that entire think didn't even take up a third of the book it was in. The book spent the most time in the mansion at the snow storm. Who the hell thought that would be a good idea?
It's called "art".
Re-adapt Kancolle with movie-quality visuals and amazing direction
Episode 5 rolls around
Pull magic bullshit that turns them all into cute ship boys instead
Cue otaku explosion of anger directed at fujoshi
They recycled the same lines of dialogue if I remember correctly.
A girl gifted with the ability to revert to a 'save point' tries her best to prevent a set of horrible tragedies to happen, death of her best friend or something.
She goes darker and darker with each loop, broken by the horrible things she is forced to do, eventually being driven merely by the trajectory of the reason she undertook the journey.
By the end she has a perpetual thousand yard stare going on, does not bother with concepts like mercy, and almost seems inhuman to everyone around her. Even the people she set out to protect are terrified of her.
She finally achieves some sort of a victory, say, the friend she wanted to save is now alive past point X. But she is fatally wounded, and as she is bleeding out on the ground watching the sunrise, what should have been a glorious victory leaves nothing but a bitter taste for her.
The girl finally dies, not knowing if she achieved anything in the end.
A massive world war. Major characters are all introduced such as a general, a president, a spy, etc. All of them have highly developed back stories and everything is leading to a clashing point.
Then suddenly shift the focus to a random 14 year old boy who is a private in the army. And he finds out he's destined to save the world. And does it with the power of love and friendship.
typical anime where teenage boy gets supernatural powers and fights ever stronger enemies
he's finally gotten to the one behind it all
it was a hologram
kid wakes up from a coma
every episode was a dream hologram
kid looks in mirror
he is a hologram
The same team who came up with the ending for Clannad After Story.
14 episodes about a guy and his hot, older cousin going birdwatching during summer vacation, shown entirely from his perspective.
We don't see many birds.
Make the main character some wimpy guy thats in love with the kendo president or whatever
some plot happens and he needs to take sex pictures of every girl in school
some more plot happens and the kendo girl has an arranged marriage but shes still a virgin
husband gets challenged by wimpy guy in wrestling match
husband chokeholds wimpy guy and makes him watch her get her hymen raped by another wimpy guy thats hates MC
Fuck this author/artist
Did you write the end to Concrete Revolutio?
it's about a bunch of high schoolers that work at a starbucks
typical slice of life hi-jinks ensue, including a harem of co-workers for the MC
all of the harem are perpetually tsundere except the best girl of course
the best girl turns out to be a lesbian and fucking worst girl, the bitchy manager
Typical harem with male MC. Multiple seasons of all the women fawning over him and trying to get at his dick. He callously ignores their advances, but never explains why.
In the final episode, you find out he's gay. His justification for never telling anyone was he "didn't want to hurt their feelings."
Bad guys try to steal military equipment
Mahou Shoujos stop them everytime
Bad guys where actually good guys trying to destroy weapons of mass destruction so the world powers don't start WW3 and end the world
Bad guys where actually the Mahou Shoujos as adults from the future
An idol series.
The caveat? In the very end,
all the girls are revealed to be complete, and utter whores, and how they fucked the manager to get their positions and have multiple boyfriends.
Cake Magic girls are the best.
boku dake ga inai machi
The dry humor of Working!!, but focused on the teachers in a high school.
Oku Sama wa Mahou Shoujo more or less went this direction.
any mexican telenovela adapted to anime
Finally a realistic anime!
bad ass loner protag.
joins a group
bonds with them
becomes besties with the leader
falls in love with the only female
leader sacrifices everyone to become a demon
rapes protags girl and mind breaks her in front of him
time passes and he makes new friends with great character development
make them spend the rest of the series talking on a boat
Call it berserk.
Wow, that sounds pretty terrible. Works perfectly with this thread.
mc is a typical harem mc.
first episodes introduce every single cliché (flat tsundere, huge chested nymphomaniac...)
add plenty of fanservice
halfway through the series, a malediction turns all the girls to guys, who are still trying to get MC's ass. Add plenty of yaoi
The harem then does the manly thing and dresses the MC up in a dress so he can be their bitch?
Might be cool
Is that even legal?
Deliberately setting out to troll the audience rarely makes for a satisfying show.
You know that show Lost right? Well imagine that, but everyone is stuck in an MMORPG world. And they keep having to do all the same quests and raids over again because there's nothing else to do in the world. Occasionally, there's small hints that people on the outside are trying to find a way to return them to reality. But they never get out.
Well, harem MCs generally do look good in maid outfits
It's an anime where idols use the power of music to fight terrorists and criminals and bring justice to the world.
Halfway through the show, the lead singer discovers merchandise for her idol group- except it's not her and her friends, but their predecessors, who went down the memoryhole when they started to protest the actions of the production company. Lead idol is ejected from the group and has to make her was as a guerilla singer, fighting against those she formerly called her friends.
I watched the anime way back, let's see what I can remember.
Magic girl ends up with the cute boy, but still has the restriction that magic girls can't kiss or they lose their power.
She won't give up magic because if she does the town will be ruined by the inexperienced impulsive new magic girl on the block.
Somehow they end up married while she's still hiding her magic and not kissing him
Suffice to say, married life immediately fails since she won't consummate and won't explain why
Husband starts having an affair almost openly
Shit just keeps going downhill
That's probably because of Sturgeon's Law. 90% of shows not trying to troll the audience are also bad.
You can still have sex without kissing. SHe could also tell her husband that she has powers, since it should be the one person in the world she chooses to trust.
That premise is just dumb all around.
harem are all traps
Get crushed in every game
Enter transfer student ace
Team looks like they're gonna win
Gets crushed in last 5 minutes of game
Wise Sensei enters
Epic training episodes
Team looks like they're gonna win
Gets crushed in last 5 minutes of game
Everybody contemplates life
Some enemies become friends
Some friends become enemies
MC and 2 others unlock secret powers
Team looks like they're gonna win
Gets crushed in the last play of the game
here's my metashit
otaku beta MC and his harem
he constantly spouts "i only like 2d girls" as his harem emits constant fanservice at him
slowly he begins to warm up to them and liking them
as he starts liking them, characters in the background start turning 3D and liveaction
his harem members turn into 3D liveactors and the show takes place in the real world, with only him as 2D
finally, he grows out of being an otaku and admits he likes the real world
he himself turns 3D and walks off with his harem of 3D girls into the sunset
regular dense mc
but he's actually a psicopath
takes the girls to dates, they are never seen again
eventually one of them finds out and tries to stop the rest
they all just think she's trying to get the mc for herself
There's should be more anime that targets Otakus and exposes them for the vile creatures they are. There's nothing wrong with showing contempt for your audience every once in a while.
harem anime about guys who's 29
highschoolers all over him
he resists them all
on the last episode, he turns 30 he turns into a wizard and does battle with some ultimate evil that tries to destroy the earth before transcending
all the girls are left behind
There's should be more anime that targets Otakus and exposes them for the vile creatures they are. There's nothing wrong with showing contempt for your audience every once in a while.
Which is why everyone loved pic related so much?
Mecha show where the mechs are sentient beings and don't require humans to pilot them. The mechs are also not used for war, but service and construction work. Set in the far future, they spend much of their time building spaceships, mining for resources and generally doing work humans don't want to do. But they have very primitive emotions and never bother to question their role in life. They basically act like cute 5 year old kids, but are designed as full size mecha and not designed as chibi characters.
I love it.
What is Densha Otoko?
Take DxD and swap Issei for Raku.
After science stops the process of aging, people no longer have children, then as a logical next step the majority stops getting married. The next great breakthrough in innovation are the sexlolibots, every man wants one, even some women want one. This series deals with different people and their interactions with their sexlolibots. A man who coldly uses it just for sex and is seen how empty he is inside, another that cares about it like if it was his daughter, another that tries to legally marry his lolibot. One that illegally modifies them to break out of the limitations of their software, etc.
The MC is a hardworking female athlete who strives to be the best and goes through the thrilling fights and grueling training arcs one would expect.
She's also an abusive girlfriend who treats her doormat of a boyfriend poorly.
Virtual Sky Lanters Copypasta
The Twist: The young man's former girlfriend contacts him, hoping to rekindle their relationship and causing conflict between the two main characters.
The former girlfriend separates the two, and the young man no longer has much time to help the young woman.
The lonely young woman eventually gives up. The former girlfriend wins.
This thread's for writing anime ideas designed to troll the audience, not genuinely good ones.
Show like K-On. Four girls trying to qualify for the olympic bobsled event. They go though tons of training and etc. They come in fourth place at the end.
An anime adaptation of Nononono.
International coalition comes together to create an agent of law and justice with unlimited jurisdiction. Scientists use nigh unlimited resources to create a robotic entity with new and improved back-up bodies being churned out all the time, based on the data they receive from its performance. The entity is initially controlled by expert pilots with committees of military brass making executive decisions in real time, but as the computer gathers more and more performance data it begins to learn how to handle itself, and eventually it becomes an mostly automated drone, later on developing what would appear to be a consciousness of its own. The twist?
We never see it in action. The entire series follows the people who are either building it or discussing the logistics and even the ethics of such a thing. We only hear about its performance via third parties. There is absolutely zero action in it, it's just people talking.
I'm not making another thread for anime plots that are genuinely good, just deal with it.
why are you wasting your writing on this shitty ass website
why is it every time someone uses this reaction image it's to back up a completely trash opinion?
Shaman King manga?
You accidentally put a quote in your post user.
Get a kickstarter going. Now.
I see what you did there, user.
Sick burn, mate.
it's almost like they're baiting for replies
did you know there have been studies that smug anime reaction images induce (You)s?
Best plotline in this thread, hands down.
After being released from prison a desperate crook puts together an incompetent crew for a poorly planned heist. Shit hits the fan and he bleeds to death after getting shot.
MC then wakes up in a medieval fantasy world, where he uses his conmanship skills to become an important figure in the underworld. He plans several heists and gets mad bling in a world full of sorcery and fantastic beasts, like dragons. That have hoards. Worth robbing.
I forgot what an adorable dork Rin was. I can almost hear her calling me to replay her route.
Is that Tenshi na Konamaiki?
I can almost hear her calling me to replay her route.
Why yes, I do enjoy watching girls sleep.
Blind-chan's hotter Oneechan does not get a route
I still mad. I will always be mad.
Wasn't Akira dating someone else already?
Maybe some, but they were largely slight variations of the same stuff.
That's what gets me the most. If it had just been a cost saving measure it wouldn't be nearly as infuriating.
To be honest, I just can't see how that would be feasible, story-wise. To access it, you'd basically need her to steal Hisao from Lilly. At least that's how it would come across from Lilly's perspective. And even then, what does she see in Hisao? How does he woo her? She's out of the guy's league.
Gentlemen adventurers hunting horrifying monsters.
Turns out the creatures they hunted to extinction for sport and superstition were what kept the ecosystem from falling apart, thus leading to human extinction.
How does he woo her?
The guy's going to die young, so there's no need for her to worry about a long relationship. It'd be just sex. Demeaning sex for Hisao, of course, since he'd be treated as a piece of meat for that beast to play with.
Why we talking about Katawa Shoujo here?
Why we talking about Katawa Shoujo here?
Oh. I know. Back on topic.
Katawa Shoujo adaptation
single route adaptation only
seems unclear which girl's route it's going to be, Hisao seems to be getting along with all of them, more or less
School festival finally arrives
it's the Kenji ending.
pretend it's going to be 1-cour
have it actually be a 6-episode OVA
keit-ai except with a serial rapist that NTRs mc over the phone
i realized it after i posted it so to differentiate it the ending will be a solid hard stop with the girl never having even a glimmer of hope in the end, and her being basically the only one suffering ever
Because I have no social connections to the film or book-writing industry that would allow me to get my foot through the door and into a reasonable occupation.
I'm trying to break into working in TV. And while I have yet to break in, you still need to actually write something to get recognized.
story is typical shounen of a young boy trying foil bad guys
near the end of first episode camera pans out to reveal the whole anime was the contents of a manga
shows mangaka working on it at drawing table
to be continued
next episode continues the manga's plot
halfway through the episode camera pans out to the real world where the mangaka gets up from working to check the mail
overdue bills, etc.
sits back down, anime continues
lessons learned, etc.
throughout anime this pattern continues with the mangaka hoping his manga will sell when it's done
tension built but no indication of it will sell
interludes are brief with 90% of the show dedicated to the story within the manga
final episode, starts with shounen MC getting into usual trouble
oddly getting near the end and show still hasn't panned out to real world
"chapter" resolves, lessons learned
mangaka story never resolves
/a/ speculates forever
Mecha anime team
The MC is a Tsundere girl in love with the team's sixth hero who joins in episode one (This is In Media res)
Most of the team are dicks to Sixth guy aside from the team leader and the glasses girl Tsundere girl is especially bad
Final episode the Sixth Hero does a suicide attack to create an opening and gives leader and glasses Girl a heartfelt goodbye.
Turns out there was a way to save the world without sixths suicide
He leaves a prerecorded message to everyone else saying how he was tired of constantly being belittled bullied and tormented.
A quick montage shows that everyone was absolutely horrible to the guy to an almost criminally abusive level despite him being ultra nice
The last person his message is aimed at is the Tsundere to tell her she is the one he hated the most
Leader and Glasses decide to abandon the organization reaching out to subvert them everyone else is wracked with guilt over their actions.
Standard kid from the future has come to save the past story.
Kid and parent bond in the present as they begin to work towards change.
Half way through it turns out the kid is aiming to screw up the future, they aren't brainwashed or blackmailed, their parents where alive in the future and raised them well with love kindness and discipline.
Parent must now decide between their beloved child and the future of the world.
MC gets summoned into a fantasy world in order to defeat the demon king
managed to defeat said demon king, gets betrayed by humans.
spent 50 years getting tortured and experimented on.
On his last moments, gets an Deus Ex Machina from the gods, and get sent to the start of his journey.
MC ends up joining the demon king and wiping out the human empire.
Yes. Write something and find the right person to like what you have and get you into the right project.
I am stuck in the middle part of finding the right person. I know what I write is good, but no one is interested in good. Everyone wants extraordinary and sensational. These days it is all about LGBT liberation, inclusion, and the pushing of socialist or ultra-patriotic values.
I like the classics. I enjoy playing to the themes that stay with humanity long after the novelty wears off. I enjoy the slow burn of low-key entertainment far too much to get into an explosion-fueled-dark-angst-nihilism office environment. If that is even a thing. I am also a bit too harsh for child-oriented programming.
At this point in my life, I am just face down on my bed wondering who it is exactly that I missed on my way up the ladder.
Terrible troll, great idea for a show.
well homura never straight up fucking dies, does she
Not to be a jerk, but I was like you for years. Eventually you just have to accept that there are millions of people trying to get in the same door you are. And you either try to write something that stands out or you just give up.
I have wrote a few pilot scripts (spec scripts are all but dead). And I send them to contests whenever I find them. In the meantime, I have a contingency plan in writing short stories and a standard novel. For years I didn't want to write a novel because I felt like I only wanted to write for TV. And writing a novel would take too much work. But when I actually sat down and started to work on it, I found that a novel allows you to have a lot more description than a teleplay. I'm basically taking the exact same material I wrote as a teleplay and transfering it into a novel form. Depending on the story you want to tell, it can work as a novel just fine. And if I can't break into the industry by winning some obscure teleplay contest, then I can at least play the odds at getting a short story or full novel published.
Its all just a numbers game. And you either keep buying more lottery tickets and hope you hit the jackpot, or you give up and go get a job as a shitty consumer loans clerk or at a call center or whatever. I'd rather write tons of stories that never get published than go back to the shitty desk jobs I did.
Source on that image? I've been hunting for a bit, nothing but moonrunes and unrelated shit.
I have wrote
Written. Well, there goes my argument.
Make this an anime already
But family guy is shit
Except for the rape, I can totally see Konosuba doing this.
She does internally.
but as long as there's a 0.001% chance of some deus ex machina, people will still have hope.
what i want to do is for her to actually win
but the victory she earns is so bittersweet, that as people stare in the face of the victory that she earned, they feel nothing but emptiness and despair
I understand that there are millions. That is why connections are so important. I write in my spare time, too. I come here to make sure what I write isn't trash. When no one knows who anyone is, ideas stand alone on their own merit.
main character is awesome
main character loves female lead #1
female leads #1 and #2 love main character
androgynous lead #1 loves main character
female lead #1 dies
androgynous lead #1 transitions to female lead #3
female lead #1 reincarnated as monster female lead #4
harem antics ensue
monster female lead #4 dies
main character devastated
monster female lead #4 reincarnated as female lead #1v1.5
main character and female lead #1v1.5 happy together at last
female lead #2 transitions to male lead #2
male lead #2 dating female lead #3
Literally everyone platinum mad.
Am I stupid for not understanding what it's supposed to be?
It is many things.
The guy develops a superweapon, and nothing comes of it. The obvious futility of his sacrifice, and the suggestion there's far more to the simple border crossing. Maybe both sides have been doing similar things for a while, secretly making advances that have been discovered by spies, and nothing changes.
Are you confused because it appears to be so mundane and the ending so uneventful?
I thought it was something like Endless 8, with things repeating themselves all over again. I did not consider the futility of his work, and the possibility that both sides could have been playing the game.
MC's power is to summon and command fire by his rage
uses it to systematically immolate the ruling class who force nearly everyone to live in squalor
only solace is his wife
one day finds he cannot summon fire and is forced to strangle a corrupt politician to death
realizes his wife makes him too happy
strangles her to death
ensuing fireball immolates the entire city and MC
I don't get it.
The more things change, the more things stay the same.
How far are you willing to go to keep your secrets?
Do those secrets even matter?
Was the war ever going to happen in the first place?
Does the world even care?
Why would a nation throw away such a steep advantage away and maintain the status quo?
What kinds of sacrifices are made by good people so the men in the high castle can play their games?
Duty, love of country, and desire to protect what you love by any means necessary... Was it necessary?
You could say it is the historical version of the Endless 8. No one notices that history repeats itself. We all go through the same old time and time again with the same passion and earnest resolve as if it is all brand new.
It's like some sort of weird, backwards Kashimashi.
The MC got dumped by the hot attractive girl and had to settle for the fat ugly one.
Is it just really good weed?
It could be that it over-stimulates the parts of the brain that weed does. Overdoses can happen on any mind-altering substance. Technically speaking, the normal effects of weed on your brain IS an overdose.
The thing that upsets the audience here, is that the plots you like will never be made because it will never be made into a comic book series or anime
Ever since i realized this I've wanted the earth and humanity to be destroyed so the cycle could end. Maybe villains who merely wish for destruction are truly right, amd the heroes who stop them are only allowing the cycle of hate to continue. Yes, it sounds edgy, but nothing else can ever stop this futile cycle. We see it not just with countries, but families as well. People are born, they go through all the motions, they have kids. They want their kids to be the generation to be freed, yet they still put them through the same routines. Then these kids will do the same with fheir children. On and on in a meaningless struggle. It isn't fair to force new people into this cycle, making new people is unfair to them. No one else should have to go through it. This stupid society, and world need to be brought to an end.
Some series are not adaptations.
The solution to stopping is stopping. It is neither complicated or extraordinary.
The problem is that the villains of this world are the people who do not want it to stop. They need there to be war to keep their weapons of war. They need there to be poverty to control the economy in the name of ending poverty. They need starvation so they can get people to donate money to end starvation. They need problems so they can be elected into office term after term to solve the same problems.
Much of what we see in today's world is an illusion. None of it actually exists. If we all stepped back and stopped for a moment... It would all end in an instant.
The hard part is convincing all 7 billion of us to stop at the same time. That is what the religions of the world were trying to achieve. Getting us all onto the same page, abandon the needless pursuit of power, and stop it all.
Of course, it takes only one apple to ruin the bushel. Religion is a powerful tool, something that has been exploited time and time again by the very same people it was designed to combat.
Reminds me of that clip of James May looking down the front end of a shotgun
I've had people point machine guns at me and pull the trigger without checking the chamber. More than once.
I admit that a series like this would anger me greatly.
This sounds great except for "houndrefs of episodes". Sounds like a show that would be perfect being 12 episodes. With the reveal being on one of the latter episodes. Perhaps leaving the final episode to reveal that one of the contestants that lost actually genuinelly loved him.
Story would start off as a cliche school harem. Guy lives with his best friend, and they go to school together. They're almost never seen alone. New girl to school, and presto. Main character instantly has a harem.
Dumb shit happens and the show tries to be funny like all stupid as fuck harem. In the end the girls try and get him to choose;
Oh, yeah. Sorry, but I'm already dating my best friend. We're gay. Cya
The butthurt would be delicious.
hurr durr why didn't best girl win
hurr durr why the fuck is this so gay
Sounds a lot like Oremonogatari. Except for 'even the main love interest' and the mc being average. His best friend Suna is a total ladykiller though and almost everyone the Mc has a crush on talks shit behind his back and wants his best friends D.
His best friend being a total bro, of course turns them all down for trashtalking his friend[\spoiler]
Dark lord is the MC
Perhaps leaving the final episode to reveal that one of the contestants that lost actually genuinely loved him.
Savage. I love it.
That sounds hilarious. Would watch.
super fun nice slice of life anime
diverse cast fun times what not
last 2 episodes turn into a murder mystery slasher series where one turns into a murder and murders all the friends
there will be 2 left at one point and the show will the 2 of them hanging dead
so the audience will never really know and all the characters they love are dead
just b urself
spend 1st cour introducing characters and building up their backstories
shit hits the fan on 2nd cour
show just abruptly ends, ala gangsta
What is Chobits?
i would watch this
light to little sexual tension
11/10, I still mad
Kaiji's literally the opposite of that. Kaiji's strats are next level.
you can't troll people who expect it
he's like keit-ai, it pisses you off a little when it shows up but you knew it would
That's not what tsundere means
Generic cute girls doing cute things
as the episodes progress characters begin to disappear with nods to executions, sickness, and human experimentation
the happy facade slips occasionally revealing bits of the concentration camp they're living in; the occasional ss patch, a passing creepy doctor, a passing view of an experiment concluded, guard towers surrounding the school, and the poor state of facilities and food. Each instance is played off as a well timed punchline.
as their numbers dwindle discussions are increasingly peppered with hints of an escape plan and the reality of their situation
the final episode is a serious and gritty escape attempt in heavy rain and fog, some gunned down by guards, mauled by dogs, or caught in razor wire
ends with the last two in the forest, the sounds of dogs barking in the distance
fade out to the sound of the rain
harem at high school
half a dozen girls all lusting after the MC's dick
he's literally the most boring and unlikable person imaginable - with a terrible whiny faggoty voice actor
girls are always enthusiastically inviting him to places with them and having comedic moments
MC always looks bored and unimpressed
final episode rolls around and it looks like MC's finally going to pick a girl
cut to shots of various girls hitting on him at school/having fun times/etc
cut to them staring dreamily into the air while thinking about him
cut to him whining about absolutely fucking nothing
he kills himself because 'life's too hard'.
MC decides to become like God to undo all the evil shit in the world.
He recruits a magical loli to assist him.
Him and the Loli successfully overcome everybody and everything; and undo all the evil in the world by killing Sata.
Loli betrays MC at the last moment and seals him in hell, and declares herself GOD.
The Satan, MC and Loli killed was the MC who became God, but realized without evil in the world you get SMT style Lawful Ending.
MC turns to viewer and says "The good of all is only good for the intentions of good, but that good is always evil for it's good." and just chills in hell.
imouto is a annoying bitch with a very dysfunctional relationship with his brother
the brother fall in love with the last person that you expected and surprising is very good
the brother and the other girl break up because the annoying imouto
give to the spectator hopes that the brother and the ex-girlfriend back together
the brother reject all the bitches and confesses to his annoying imouto
laugh in the face of the spectator
that was painful, fuck you oreimo
Sorry, I stop reading when it gets past 3 lines.
Not an anime.
What is Gainax?
I didn't feel bothered by that
I was literally thinking
Time to grope Asuka's tits and jizz on her, come on Shinji, do it
Holy fuck, he did, when did Shinji become so awesome?
Hahaha underrated post
Sounds like the manga Edge of Tomorrow is based on. Almost exactly, aside from that the mc is male
I would watch this.
Here I fix it:
On the first episode:
Mc had a normie life, with friends, beloved family and a childhood friend that he loved.
On the middle:
Begins a self-destructive life, becomes Hikikomori and NEET.
Loses everything, friends, his family starts to hate him him because he's a loser, gets fat, etc.
He ends up deciding between Killing himself or moving on and "trying".
On the final episode:
He decides to live and move on.
Goes to the crowded comercial area of his town to buy cloths, find a starting job, etc.
Gets a heart attack.
While he's on the ground, the people ignore him and walk besides him, some begins recording, and just a few pretend to care and call an ambulance. Then he sees his childhood friend, walking near him with a handsome guy, she's smiling at this guy. Suddenly their eyes cross and she gets shocked but she looks away, the guy asks her what was wrong and if she knew him. She laughs it off and tells him to go somewhere more peaceful.
He sees them slowly get away while everything fades out.
Just six or twelve chapters.
What is it with Japan and incest?
Remember incest is wrong.
We just love to fuck our sisters.
MC sent to another world
get's cheat item
fights big bad
moral of the story is that you can't cheat life
More like Knight & Magic
That was a misinterpretation of an oracle "it is" merely suggested that incest existed and made no moral judgements as we all should. Incest is neither right or wrong "it is".
We had a thread on incest fucking YESTERDAY
Lets just keep it down for at least a day, shall we?
Grimgar/Netoge aesthetic while the characters are in-game
Aku no Hana when they're out
a first-year student in High School, is the sole heir to an intimidating yakuza family. Ten years ago, MC promised his childhood friend that they would get married when they reunite as teenagers. To seal the deal, the girl had given MC a closed locket, the key to which she took with her when she left him.
Now, years later, MC has grown into a typical teenager, and all he wants is to remain as uninvolved in his yakuza background as possible while spending his school days alongside his middle school crush. However, when the America Gang invades his family's turf, MC's idyllic romantic dreams are sent for a toss as he is dragged into a frustrating conflict: MC is to pretend that he is in a romantic relationship with the beautiful daughter of the American gang's chief, so as to reduce the friction between the two groups. Unfortunately, reality could not be farther from this whopping lie—MC and the girl fall in hate at first sight, as the girl is convinced he is a pathetic pushover, and in MC's eyes, the girl is about as attractive as a savage gorilla.
This story follows the daily antics of this mismatched couple who have been forced to get along for the sake of maintaining the city's peace. With many more girls popping up his life, all involved with MC's past somehow, his search for the girl who holds his heart and his promise leads him in more unexpected directions than he expects.
Something like this would make a great arc in Kino no Tabi.
That's a compliment, if you missed it
Actually that sounds like a good idea for an anime.
Line breaks look fucking stupid and are improper.
series set during WW2
characters are brave and honorable IJA soldiers who dindu nuffin
entire first season is NIPPON BANZAI masturbation material folded over 100000 times
second season suddenly changes narrating side to Chinese
rape of Nanking
all disturbingly detailed
last episodes are about imperial forces being devastated by Allies
nips' suicidal strategy properly portrayed as pants on head retarded
Hiroshima and Nagasaki with detailed explanation why nukes were more humanitarian than conquering Japan with conventional arms
invasion of Manchuria
surrender scene and occupation of Japan
all casualties and war crimes Japan was guilty of listed during the ending
yo thats true
anime that follows the life of a dude that doesn't excel at anything
he never gets a girlfriend or anything special happening to him
each episode is boring
the final episode is him dying alone
That's an anime that'll never be made.
Haruhi is shit, m8. Go find something better.
Moribito comes to mind.
Plus people whose knowledge of gun safety comes from movies would get trolled by "why do they get angry?"
Bonus points if at some point an improper gun usage gets huge sucess due to lucky fluke so it LOOKS like it was correct
Finale episode: character who KNOWS about firearms but HATES them
So genderswap Subaru from Re:Zero?
MC has finished high school
he now has to pick a direction where to go in life
all of his old friends are successful and start to drift away from him
he decides to work to save up money to travel
his parents die in close proximity and he has to endure it alone
decide to volunteer work after a couple of years of self loathing
get killed in a drone strike
>Finale episode: we're going for the troll TEXAN who KNOWS about firearms but HATES them
moe neckbeard form.
Tht wouldn't be trolling, that'd be FUCKING AWESOME
SHe could also tell her husband that she has powers, since it should be the one person in the world she chooses to trust.
TRIPLE bait and switch. Let's continue:
Magical DILF Crosdresing Squad gets handed their asses, they have to cal up regular
Trolling /co/, too...
Too late, see
Venezolan would be worse
they turn out to not be blood related
isn't that bog standard though? NBR happens most of the time
This is like an amusing nhk
insert bleach plot here
/m/ show, MC tells school flame to wait while MC goes to faraway stars to fight aliens in badass mecha
MC is the girl
all voice cast done by amateurs (series director and his girl)
oh, wait, already done.
Boku no Pico remake
anime actually named Ghost Slide
Play the same episode 8 times
! ! !
entire OST is public domain anywhere in teh world but the USA
OST is integral to story
I want to watch something like this. Good job user.
SOL about scientists
[11 episodes later]
the MC wakes up
the only people on earth are two of the scientists - one a typical MC, and the other one a rather cute tomboy
they travel across the country (USA), looting, hijacking trains and breaking into forbidden zones (satellite communication centers) trying to learn what the hell happened while they were asleep and where the hell did the people go.
[month time skip]
The tomboy has nausea and sometimes vomits, and the MC often hugs her to calm her down
a few days later, there is an onscreen sex scene
the tomboy was actually a trap
[montage of the scientists growing old together, having fun]
And this...is how humanity died.
the tomboy was actually a trap
I want this.