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Tyler Roberts
Tyler Roberts

Are there any girls that are as fucked up as Ako in real life?

17 years old
still behaves like a kid
practically no paternal guidance since both of her parents are busy with work and just don't care
likely lived as a part-time hikikomori that didn't leave her room for weeks before she found out that her guildmates conveniently go to the same school as her
admitted that she STILL can go without leaving her room for weeks despite going to school
probably never even left her house for anything other than going to school
can't distinguish real life from an MMO, probably because she didn't interact with the external world much before all of this
likely has no life skills at all despite that she wants to be a housewife
no other friends despite that she still goes to school
unironically wants to drop out so she can play more LA, parents don't even care
STILL sucks at LA despite having played this game for some time now
likely still a casual player that only plays LA because she's too dumb too look for other genres
all of this, again, at the age of 17

It's like Tomoko Kuroki but arguably even WORSE. I'm also genuinely interested in what happened to her before the series started. Would you watch a spin-off series about her life before discovering LA?

If girls like her really existed, they would just end up turning into a hikikomori with zero self-awareness after the age of 18, being maintained by her middle-class parents until she died.

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Jackson Hall
Jackson Hall

Yes they exist. I used to know one.

Charles Bell
Charles Bell

She reminds me of myself, but atleast I'm good at video games.

But I'm not a cute girl, so it balances out.

Jaxon Wilson
Jaxon Wilson

Yes there are, minus the part about conveniently going to school with guildmates.

Brandon Miller
Brandon Miller

Literally, how new are you OP?

Blake Allen
Blake Allen

likely has no life skills at all despite that she wants to be a housewife

Of course she wants to be a housewife. A lot of women who git gud in MMOs are housewives, because that "job" lends itself nicely to wasting all their time on the game.

Daniel Wood
Daniel Wood

I arrived 2 days ago from /r/anime.

Joseph Harris
Joseph Harris

You have made good arguments. But I present you with some evidence:
SHE'S CUTE AND I WANT TO FUCK AND WIFE HER SO IT IS OK!

Tyler Williams
Tyler Williams

But dude, pissbottles

Levi Edwards
Levi Edwards

Jesus christ she is a vile subhuman

Luke Bell
Luke Bell

I'm personally disgusted that you compared Tomoki to this awful character

Joshua Miller
Joshua Miller

How does a girl pee in the bottle?

Austin Jenkins
Austin Jenkins

She probably uses a funnel like many male pissbottle users.

Bentley Davis
Bentley Davis

funnel
You can't just put your tip on the mouth of the bottle? Assuming you can't just insert your dick

Liam Morgan
Liam Morgan

Pull the labia aside and cover the urethra with the bottle opening. That's it.

Ryan Long
Ryan Long

He's never pissed in a bottle

Julian Kelly
Julian Kelly

likely still a casual player that only plays LA because she's too dumb too look for other genres

But she is confirmed super good at fps.

Isaac Edwards
Isaac Edwards

I never used a funnel. You get the gatorade bottles.

James Garcia
James Garcia

No, it's the "imagining females doing that" part.

Evan Mitchell
Evan Mitchell

Good taste ww@

Lucas Thomas
Lucas Thomas

We're all little girls here

Kayden Gutierrez
Kayden Gutierrez

good taste
Certainly not in your post.

Easton Brooks
Easton Brooks

Yes, dated one, met them online. Cute but really lazy.

I feel she'd have been treated as a freak more if she wasn't cute.

Benjamin Ward
Benjamin Ward

mfw no one ever mentions the next frame where she says jk

Lucas Clark
Lucas Clark

Overrated autist retarded yandere

Caleb Perez
Caleb Perez

Have you tried going to the bathroom on dissociatives?
Bottles are a godsend.

Jacob Reyes
Jacob Reyes

Carefully.

Hunter Harris
Hunter Harris

Fuck off with your blogshit.

Owen Brown
Owen Brown

I don't give a shit about any of that, I just want to watch a qt online gf.
It's a little funny to me now seeing 'traditionalists' here demand women go back to the home. It's basically condemning them to living the NEET life (which is of course why Ako wants it), with how much easier working around the home is now.

I'm not against housewives (or husbands) at all, but I can only see all that free time compensated with much more control over household affairs.

Blake Young
Blake Young

straws

Anthony Taylor
Anthony Taylor

Maybe try looking at female anatomy for once. And I'm not talking about doujins.

Aaron Reed
Aaron Reed

I wanna be the Russian for one of them too

Jayden Garcia
Jayden Garcia

I can confirm these girls do exist.
You're one of them.

Ian Rogers
Ian Rogers

The gif should be reversed then

Levi Parker
Levi Parker

I find this really hot to be honest
Someone end my life already

Robert Cruz
Robert Cruz

most women irl are worse than Ako.

Levi Butler
Levi Butler

Not to mention, women who play video games. They're all subhuman, and I don't say that lightly. It's not their fault, though. If I could get tons of attention from the opposite sex by being an attention whoring faggot I'd probably do it, too.

Landon White
Landon White

I'm pretty sure if I tried to use a bottle while on any kind of dissociative I'd just end up pissing everywhere. Not sure why you think it'd be easier to aim for a smaller target in a state where you have limited control over your body and can't see straight without closing one eye

Kevin Cox
Kevin Cox

I do think that this anime does have cute little monsters.
The burning flying squids who squealed an "whaaaa" during the MegaVolcano scene were really adorable.

Jayden Mitchell
Jayden Mitchell

I fucking love these lighthearted romantic comedies but I need my male MC to carry the show

Nolan Parker
Nolan Parker

Just take the bottle and push it right up where the piss comes from.

Luis Lewis
Luis Lewis

I need my male MC to carry the show
Wrong anime for that, bro. It's all about the cute fantasy girlfriend, and other cute girls to a less extent.

Joseph Taylor
Joseph Taylor

Does this boy have no sense of taste? Would he not figure out that what he's drinking isn't something pleasant the instant it touched his tongue? Nevermind the fact that it should smell like days-old piss?

David Hughes
David Hughes

implying Akos piss would smell and taste like anything but pure nectar of the gods

Christian Campbell
Christian Campbell

there are people on Sup Forums who don't regularly piss in bottles to keep from having to leave the computer
What happened?

Joseph Wood
Joseph Wood

You wont know how unpleasant it is until you try it yourself.

Jason Flores
Jason Flores

nobody even gives a fuck about sensei anymore

Nathaniel Ward
Nathaniel Ward

lol I just realized I'm use to pissing in gallon water jugs with two inch wide openings and everyone else is talking about those tiny bottles you get in 24 packs.
That shit would be rough.

Dylan James
Dylan James

It's okay user, you're a cute little faggot to me

Andrew Taylor
Andrew Taylor

Wish I could violate Ako ;_;

James Ross
James Ross

I'll give her one

Caleb Williams
Caleb Williams

Post more Ako please

Joseph Stewart
Joseph Stewart

How about better Ako?

Jackson Bennett
Jackson Bennett

calls people with boyfriends normies
she has a boyfriend
I like this anime but this confuses the hell out of me.

Nathan Smith
Nathan Smith

"A person who lives a fulfilling real life" aka riajuu is who she hates. She still prefers online life thus she doesn't consider herself a normalfag.

Liam Perry
Liam Perry

"Fembots" in a nutshell.

Parker Allen
Parker Allen

Not a リアル boyfriend, by her logic anyway.

Asher Ramirez
Asher Ramirez

this makes sense

right she thinks they're married

Andrew Morgan
Andrew Morgan

They certainly do but they aren't attractive

Julian Turner
Julian Turner

And You Thought There Is Never a Girl Online

What the fuck is this localized title. It's something straight out of Sup Forums. I'm tempted to download this shit just to hear how bad the dub is, but my concise got the better of me.

Adam Powell
Adam Powell

This is what I'd assume most tumblr users are.

Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor

back of the knee maybe

Owen Martin
Owen Martin

Ako says be gentle
he promptly proceeds to be a faggot
How am I supposed to self-insert if he doesn't?

Jace Rogers
Jace Rogers

I knew and wanted to fuck a girl just like her in high school. Looking back, I dodged a bullet.

Some of them are. The girl I knew basically looked exactly like Hitomi from Dead or Alive. She was even half german.

Oliver Foster
Oliver Foster

Wrong tab user, sadpanda is a few clicks down.

Daniel Rivera
Daniel Rivera

17 years old
still behaves like a kid

So like all 17 year olds? Wew lad.

Landon Robinson
Landon Robinson

this thread was probably made by a <20 year old that thinks they're all growed up

Jason Hill
Jason Hill

Not watching this show, but sounds like my roommate, except she just plays Neopets and watches sitcoms all day. Only leaves the house for smoke breaks. And she's 25.

Joseph Martinez
Joseph Martinez

you can fit your dick in the head of a bottle?
you poor bastard

Grayson Thomas
Grayson Thomas

You can find people like her by the thousands.
You don't realize because they don't bring attention to themselves, they do not have friends, they stay at home, etc.

BUT.

Girls so fucking down the gutter like Ako, but so pretty / well kept like her?
None.
Rejecting reality has a very high cost, you foget about yourself.

Bentley Nguyen
Bentley Nguyen

He's the usual turbofaggot MC who flakes out too much, but he makes a point about not wanting to move too fast with her. It'll happen eventually.

Christian Nguyen
Christian Nguyen

A hikki NEET wife would be great if she did housework and cooked a few hours a day
too bad she'd probably just play MMOs or watch anime or korean dramas or whatever all day and let the house go to shit and never enter the kitchen

Blake Myers
Blake Myers

implying any of this makes her fucked up whatsoever

to be fair, i haven't picked up her show yet but from OP's description it sounds like that the only thing that's wrong with her is that she's a bit dumber than her peers, lacks self-awareness, and has no one guiding her to success

Brandon Nguyen
Brandon Nguyen

Essentially, this is Chunnibyou, but more progress in it's 6 episodes than the entirety of that series. Although Rikka is cuter than Ako

Nolan Anderson
Nolan Anderson

She was joking

Matthew Roberts
Matthew Roberts

I'm 20
So I AM fully grown/matured

David Brooks
David Brooks

smokes
cakeage
neet
watches sitcoms

Just put her out of her misery already.

Camden Sanders
Camden Sanders

What's wrong OP? You stopped getting attention so you started to make your own bait threads again?
https://boards.fireden.net/a/search/text/ako%2017/

Jonathan Anderson
Jonathan Anderson

http://www.lidl.de/media/product/0/2/0/8/6/3/5/vitafit-premium-orangendirektsaft-zoom.jpg

Angel Ross
Angel Ross

being casual means you're bad
autism

Jordan Mitchell
Jordan Mitchell

Are there any girls that are as fucked up as Ako in real life?
WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT REAL LIFE YOU RETARDED COCKSUCKER
MODS, DELETE THIS BAIT THREAD

James Myers
James Myers

saw the bottle full of piss
paused and took a screenshot to make a pissbottle joke on Sup Forums
the show did it for me

Colton Stewart
Colton Stewart

Rikka is cuter than Ako
is she actually really obnoxious even though her existence is to pander?

Juan Garcia
Juan Garcia

vermin infesting the board

Zachary Cruz
Zachary Cruz

The show is so wrapped up in it's lighthearted tone that it doesn't really do a good job of showing it, but Ako really is pretty fucked up.

Jordan Morales
Jordan Morales

Vermin that have never played an MMO or genuinely think so little of them that they only deal with the 'hardcoar' elements of one.

Andrew Gray
Andrew Gray

Kind of. I prefer her to Rikka though because the MC doesn't -always- have to talk down to her like she's a child.

Lincoln Kelly
Lincoln Kelly

Im not even into piss, but that sounds hot.

Elijah Parker
Elijah Parker

The whole "beautiful" bit when she sniped those three oddly stationary guys was a pretty big hint in that direction.

Ian Stewart
Ian Stewart

[ ] Fat
[ ] Mental
[ ] Shit personality
[x] all of the above

David Howard
David Howard

Somehow the English VAs for the girls sound even high and softer than the japanese VAs

What kind of time am I living in?

Anthony Long
Anthony Long

Don't ask how I know about this.

Evan Nelson
Evan Nelson

Her pretending to snipe people at school kinda shows that better than her being happy at doing well in a game.

Isaac Perry
Isaac Perry

meh, i lived alone since 16 so the never going out of my room was actually never going out of my house. Basically just walked to the bathroom.
The only time i pissed in a bottle was when i broke my leg in four parts and for a while just leaving the bed hurt like hell. Actually just existing hurt a lot and i had to take strong painkillers to sleep, could only take three a day every eight hours because taking more was supposedly dangerous, and each took between one and a half and two hours to take effect just to last around two hours as well. So i had to time that to be able to sleep.

Christian Gutierrez
Christian Gutierrez

Is it because your a f-female?

Ethan Baker
Ethan Baker

Story time
pls

Evan Clark
Evan Clark

living in a room that smells like piss
I can hold in my shitposting for 5 minutes to take a piss.

Henry Foster
Henry Foster

Ako
fat
anywhere but her boobs and butt

Kayden Cox
Kayden Cox

Are there any girls that are as fucked up as Ako in real life?

Carson Butler
Carson Butler

Why do you give a shit about real life, you fucking normalshi?

Mason Wright
Mason Wright

if they were a female, they'd know that peeing into a bottle just takes having enough body awareness to know where to place the bottle. a female's pee stream generally doesn't spray everywhere so as long as it's positioned closely and accurately enough, there's very little leakage

source: a fembot told me a long time ago ;_;

my room smells like piss because my pet rats like to pee underneath my bed and on my carpet, but if you keep a cap on your piss bottle, there won't be any smells.

Grayson Allen
Grayson Allen

Even then, you can't cover the opening since the air inside the bottle has to go somewhere
This little distance, as small as it be, eventually leads to piss on your floor

Mason Ross
Mason Ross

What's this an edit of

Tyler Rodriguez
Tyler Rodriguez

I had an old girlfriend who used to fetishize me sucking a dick and having it piss into my mouth. I always just kind of laughed it off because neither of us have dicks, but then one day I got home from work to find that she had bought one of these so she could live it out. It was really fucking gross and I've determined I'm definitely not into that. We broke up shortly after.

We're all little girls, user. Also what that tripfaggot said, but it'd probably just be easier to use the funnel in all honesty.

Joseph Miller
Joseph Miller

actually did it
user...

Alexander Gonzalez
Alexander Gonzalez

/wsg/thread/1079119#p1079154

Michael Rodriguez
Michael Rodriguez

Look, it was a learning experience.
I really probably shouldn't have.

Thomas Bennett
Thomas Bennett

RIP in peace.

Evan Powell
Evan Powell

girl
I hope you get raped by niggers
I would give you a tour of my rape dungeon, but I'd have to clean the semen stains off the other girls who look like you. Don't mind them

Keep tyrones stds you fucking slut

Grayson Garcia
Grayson Garcia

Thanks senpai, and congratulations on the dungeon or whatever, but I was really just answering the questions about how to pee in bottles.

Landon Myers
Landon Myers

How would Sup Forums react if Tomoko got a boyfriend?

Juan Martinez
Juan Martinez

ESL-kun would probably explode

Luke Hernandez
Luke Hernandez

y-you too

James Gonzalez
James Gonzalez

I would drink a femanon's pee.

Joshua Ward
Joshua Ward

Its in the OP. He's the one who fucking asked. I gave him an answer you fuckwit.

Camden Turner
Camden Turner

tfw love nectar will never be as unnerving

Cooper Morgan
Cooper Morgan

I honestly thought tsundere yellow was going to win. Fuck this anime and it's autismal circlejerk fantasies that being an insufferable neet is attractive. God dammit Japan just reproduce already and stop making filth.

Juan Campbell
Juan Campbell

did you know its possible to live a normal life with aids?
but not if a bunch of gringo beaners give you pill-resistant clap after they leave your pussy a pile of primordial slime
I hope you die from cancer
actually get beheaded by isis after every mudslime and their dog enriches your roast beef vagina
Remember to say allahu ackbar after each one comes inside you

Logan Roberts
Logan Roberts

Only niggers do useless things like reproduce do you really want them to have kids and not have the money to raise them?

Jacob Wright
Jacob Wright

But Op, she's HOT and THICC. She shouldn't have any problems finding a happy life. Even lower than average girls in term of intelligence can obtain a happy fulfilling life. I'd actually prefer to work two jobs than make my waifu work if it would guarantee her faithfulness.

Colton Fisher
Colton Fisher

I honestly thought tsundere yellow was going to win.
My Little user Cannot Be This Retarded.

Ethan Morris
Ethan Morris

It's obvious this is a subtle propaganda piece to get NEETs to fix the population curve. After the government sponsored anime about living with a wife didn't work they're using drastic measures.

Daniel Jenkins
Daniel Jenkins

If you fell for that, then you have more problems then the ones that you stated.

Tsunderes are shit anyways

Xavier Sanders
Xavier Sanders

post your pathetic little uncut dick faggot

Grayson Garcia
Grayson Garcia

At least since they don't leave the house their kids will at least have daddy around unlike black families.

Ryder Cruz
Ryder Cruz

MC was clever, he saw the Moms plan. She obviously planned for him to stick it in her and instantly impregnate her fertile body so he'd have to take responsibility and look after her

Cameron Howard
Cameron Howard

Look what happened it's already imminent the show is as doomed as MC's romantic future.

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