Does she deserve to be captain?
she should captain my penis
She's incompetent and irresponsible so no.
So who would you have replace her? Kuro can't even keep up with station reports.
No, she knows it.
But she can be the captain of my boat, if you know what I mean.
Mashiro just doesn't want everyone saying everything at once.
Captain Mike can handle those easily
Same way as Captain Picard
Yes. There is no learning without failure.
She gets the best loyalty by saving somebody herself.
episodes 5-8 will be episodes where Misaki grows a lot
Of course not.
b-but le captain picard meme
Can't wait for some cool scenes.
She is pretty shit for not delegating jobs properly
and being an unsat sailor but she is pretty fucking badass so I let it slide.
I want to know what they have in store for Mashiro.
Is Mike going to upgrade her ballistics
Depends. Are we using real life military rules to judge her or whatever rules they've set up for the peacekeeping duties for high school girls in Haifuri-verse?
Captain of my dick? Yes.
Of the ship? No.
How do I get my hands on some superior Onee-san Munetani genes?
Be a cute Christmas cake, open fire on some innocent children and pretend you were being mind controlled by a mutant gerbil to get her to notice you.
Why are all these families okay with sending their daughters off to what's essentially a military academy?
Mike is going to become a killer.
Clever, decisive, accepts advice, befriends the whole crew personally and everyone who isn't trash loves her.
It's super prestigious and shit.
Before you start spouting off shit you should at least get the capitan correct faggot.
Especially Mashiro she just won't admit it.
She has Captain Kirk syndrome.
All of Coco chan's acting scenes.
There are probably better girls on the boat, but the vice captain is shit and isn't one of them.
Picard ever leaving the ship, ever.
implying he doesn't leave numerous times
I WANT TO EAT MINA'S SHIT
No, Shiro a best.
The rats with the mind controlling virus are responsible for everyone shooting at each other at sea
Don't they keep flame throwers on the ship?
You can in fact learn without failure.
can't fill circles on her test properly
No, otherwise Moka would have massacred everyone infected on the Musashi and we'd have no story.
Does anyone else read "Mike" as "Mike" Tyson? I've been steeped in the language of nips for years now and yet I cannot fucking get over this
I do because it's funny even though I know how it's supposed to be pronounced.
I want to bully rin!
Your 18 year-old daughters will be patrolling the seas alone in a tin can to "protect the sea lanes". Do you really want your barely-adult daughters fighting off pirates, protecting territorial sovereignty, and desperately trying to not capsize during typhoons? Why not study to get a nice desk job somewhere safe on land?
I think everyone does.
This applies to you as well.
Maybe you should use a show you officially watch like big bang theory for your examples.
Why does a little girl have a man's name?
Get out Trash.
Investigators interviewed Capt. Frank J. Michael, who was the executive officer of the Boxer and among of the highest-ranking Navy personnel to enter the lifeboat after Phillips had been saved, a former U.S. official said.
Clearly, all Captain Mikes have a propensity for traipsing off on away missions.
I want Koko-chan to shit on my mouth.
But what about all other crews on the ship? And fighting off pirates and such are real BluMers' jobs, the students were just supposed to have some practical naval training for 2 weeks with the instructors before returning to land. No one expected the magical rats.
so which one of you make this?
I want to see Shiro try to lead a mutiny, only to find that none of the other officers really care to remove Mike and the enlisted have more rapport with the captain than her frigid and awkward XO.
Too bad these ships don't appear to have real brigs.
everyone who isn't trash loves her.
Not really. Most of the engineers, for example, don't even know what's going on. Other than the bridge officers and Kuro, no one else bother to comment anything about the captain problem and just mind their own business.
Brown Sugar is a prostitute name
What happened between episode 5 and 6? I just finish 6 and suddenly they were taking a bath. What happened to the Musashi? What happened to the other ships on the attack? How they rescue Mike? Did I miss episode 5.5?
You're mom's name is a prostitute name
The Musashi wandered off. The Harekaze couldn't do anything to it and went somewhere else. Mike failed to reach Moka and went back to the Harekaze, where she took a bath.
Did you miss the beginning of 6? Mike got back on the jet ski and went back to the Harekaze and was picked up while the Musashi continued on away from them. the boy's school ships were crippled by the attack.
Note that the Musashi's gun's range is such that the other ships could be 45+ km away from the Harekaze
She's the best Harekaze can offer.
With Mashiro as captain they won't even survive Furushou in the first episode.
All you faggots are giving hard time to Captain Mike just because she got worried about her main squeeze? Really?
Sit down son, and let me remind you about this badass mother fucker right here. This guy would leave his ass out of his ship and trounce into enemy territories just to get a glimpse of his love and does not give a flying fuck about it. And he does that whenever he god-dang pleased.
Did that put his crews in danger? Fuck yeah, it did. Did a bunch of his crews die in process because of irresponsibilities? Fuck yeah, they did. Did any of 'em give a fuck? Fuck no. Real men would gladly throw away their lives for his captain's happiness and they would do it again. And they proved with their actions.
Why? Because he is the mother fucking Harlock, that's why. The most badass space pirate in anime history. So all of you little pansies getting your pantsu in a bunch because Captain wanted to sniff her hunnies need to get the fuck back to your safe space in flat land. When Captain Mike says "I am gonna go see my wenches", yo ass better be holding up a pint of grog.
I want to see the rat-controlled ships commit warcrimes.
Absolutely not. She's terrible at the job.
Imagine how badass Thea must be that Wilhelmina is her loving sub. She must be an Echidna level alphadyke.
Look at how loyal Wilhelmina is to her captain despite all the trials and tribulations. Why can't Captain Mike have an XO as loyal and devoted to her as Wilhelmina is to Thea?
Perhaps, but a lesson without experience is lesson filled with doubt.
Perhaps it's because her kapitian went down with the schiff instead of bailing like mike did.
Stop this shit trash. Every time mike get off the ship she's in danger the most. She know other girl won't survive liker her. See the last episode when she's force to let other girl go out?
She's going to be a tiny, twin-tailed loli. Calling it.
How do you know she's the best with the skipper?
Not the skipper driving skill. It's the S rank luck.
Will it work?
Minami is going to get high as fuck, yes.
What drugs is she doing?
Anti-growth hormones to stay a kawaii loli forever
Such a thing does not exist
It does because she invented it.
No, but the Harekaze is the designated retard ship
sticking the needle in perpendicularly
I think she just shot heroin straight into her elbow joint. That can't be good.
Explain this shit for me.
The Harekaze, with a single training torpedo, leaves a modern warship dead in the water.
But when the Musashi hits the Toumai ships with 18" shells, it results in only small breaches.
What the fuck?
Haifuri is a battle fought with magic ammo and plot armor.
It went through all the way and did little damage
Poor Shiro. She was unjustly put onto the ship for retards.
A torpedo is ~1000 pounds of high explosive detonating against the underwater hull.
A 18" shell is a fast mostly chunk of metal.
You should be able to solve this.
It clearly didn't.
Yeah, it did. That's an 18" hole in the side of the ship.
Upcoming novel release
He meant to say that it caused huge damage instead of 'little' damage.
That is little compared to what would have happened had it exploded.
ara, obake desu wa
Fail to check your answers
Blame luck when your answers are all off by a row
She's a retard, son.
What part of 'training torpedo' don't you understand? Mike and Shiro hadn't even unlocked the live ammo at the time.
Even if the Musashi were only firing duds, it would have inflicted far greater damage.
I meant to say that it didn't overpenetrate.
Her voice really sexy
Why is a well educated ojou-sama on the retarded containment ship?
She is two faced and has a crippling hate for the peasants which she manage to keep hidden under her facade. That's why she doesn't mingle with the rest of the crew.
She probably fell asleep during the exam.
Afflicted with homosexuality like everyone else on lesbo containment ship. Her parents probably caught her getting busy with some girl and signed her up for military school in shame.
in last thread, there user blame captain mike because not report the accident with sarushima..
try watch it again user, she clearly said that "after we finish assesing the damage, we should probably make report to school"
hah! suck it
this exam doesn't seem to be very useful for picking out talented personal
Is she still relevant?
I mean as a contender to win the Mike bowl
Destined for death.
That's a good one. There must be an explanation behind all these underachievers.
Is that her makeup bag?
they mentioned Akagi, Kaga
I thought there's no airplanes.
Marikouji san page. Screenshots added when necessary. No screens from episode 5.
Akagi was meant to be a battlecruiser.
Kaga was supposed to be a battleship.
Both weren't finished as such due to the Washington naval conference. Am I glad that CarDiv1 has no pride to speak of in Haifuri.
She's literally perfection.
I'm the sexiest
I want to see Shiro squirted on by all the girls.
Most of them have glaring academic or personality flaws. The only real exception seems to be Maron, which is probably a death flag.
No, terrible captain.
Also note that the Shinano is also mentioned, which was laid down as a third Yamato-class but converted to a carrier
and barely made it out of port before being sunk by a submarine
That's the east asian academic curriculum for you. All memorization, no substance.
Maron lost marks because she didn't use all the parts repairing the engine on her practical exam which is supposedly a safety hazard.
Maron is mad that Kuro wants to fuck Shiro instead of her.
Why does Maron have such bad taste. Kuro is the worst girl in her department.
Everyone assumed that Shiro would get to be on the Musashi based on her records
Maron purposely fucked up the practical exam to get Kuro away from Shiro
They all ended up on the same ship anyway
Kuro barely meets up with Shiro anyway, they have plenty of time to bond while fixing things.
Does that indicate you licking her clean afterwards, or her pissing/pooping into your mouth?
Where can I quire a cute and caring gf such as Maron?
I want to squirt on Shiro in front of all the girls.
But Maron is an old man.
She's the Captain they need, but not the one they deserve.
Trash plz, stay at garbage can
She deserves my dick, but not much more.
Why would she want your microdick when she's got Moka's 18inch dick waiting for her?
Do they should just give the ship to Mashiro or Wilhelmina.
Misaki is fucking terrible. And I hate the anime is trying to show she's a 'good' captain.
Number of ships lost by Wilhelmina: 1
Number of ships lost by Akeno "Big Daddy Mike" Misaki: 0
Look at the shame and fear in the background.
More like the captain they don't need, but the one they deserve.
Same images as last thread
Same posts.... Same images.... Same posts....
Reminder only a shit captain would be unwilling to go into a minefield personally to save their comrade. Shiro is a coward for not volunteering to go instead.
AAHHHHHH I WISH TO DO unspeakable thing TO THE FURIS
Now make the reverse.
I wish to chop the furis into managable bits and throw them into the ship's boiler and snort their remains!
Incoming plot twist
When will Shiro grow up and become a proper XO like Riker?
when has she ever been wrong?
Not as much as Mike % wise.
I can't wait the doujin
I bet Minami would look great in a dominatrix outfit.
Mei is pretty much a Natsumi clone in both looks and personality.
epic anime deserves epic posts
How do you pronounce BLAHAJ?
I do it like this:
The NNB mangaka designed the characters.
Mei is not a shit.
On any other ship? Probably not. But the Harekaze? More than anyone else on the ship.
So far things have generally worked out though, so with a bit more experience and a bit less charging off to do things herself, she will make a decent captain.
I'd bust her dam, if you know what I mean.
I don't know what you mean.
I want to drink Mina's used bathwater.
Shiho, you're gonna get planked
Aye aye, Cap'n
Were you blind in ep. 5? Didn't you se a FUCKHUGE explosion when Harekaze intercepted the 18-inchers with her own guns and made them explode before hitting her?
Now, let's forget, for this time ONLY, the improbability of the above, and concentrate on the results.
That explosion sent off a LOT of shrapnel. Many of the chunks plainly did hit Harekaze.
That sit is maybe the LEAST unbelievable thing of the whole affair.
I agree. Misaki is a terrible Captain for leaving her post. We should give the Harekaze to an XO who let her ship get overrun by rats before abandoning it, alone.
It's nice that Misaki got to bond with the engineering team, I hope she keeps going around getting experience from this (and giving the show an excuse to showcase the minor characters).
I expect they will; they've gone to the effort of making every crew member a distinct character, they might as well make the most of that.
Does she deserve to be captain?
the Captain is always right
I want to make her a mother.
I'd sail my dick into her port if you know what I mean.
Fathers can't be mothers.
Why can't Mike be both?
Maron is the only girl who takes her job seriously
She would make a great partner.
She doesn't need all that effort to rise my dick
they don't even do calculus
she has awful taste tho
Macchi and the cooks do it, too.
Just because she's right doesn't mean she's correct.
WASSUP FICKI FICKI
The cook can't even cook proper German food, the worthless whore. At least the twins can make something edible.
I've only seen the first three episodes. Is it worth catching up? How gay is it?
Not gay enough.
Did you like those eps, because it doesn't suddenly get better or worse. Don't expect some serious plot or drama. Some girls blush at each other and may have crushes. No concrete gayness but you can imagine things if you want.
Does she deserve to be captain?
The words "deserve" and "is" are two different things. She doesn't deserve to be captain based upon either behavior or knowledge, but _IS_ captain because the author made it so. She is consistently both incompetent and irresponsible so she doesn't fit the term "deserve". However, she is heavily dosed with plot protection and some moe, so apparently the author will keep her as captain or even will promote her.
I've only seen the first three episodes. Is it worth catching up? How gay is it?
It's better than either Asterisk or Hundreds. If you don't mind those two, then this one will not bother you with its logic. Thus, you can have 16-inch cannon shells hitting your ship and no one is killed or seriously injured. They're not dummy shells because you see they have huge energy as a single shell can largely rock a large ship with a miss.
it's not 18" . its 6 inch sub canon training shell damage.
What kind of fucking training shell creates giant holes? Actually what type of fucking training ammunition fires any projectile at all?
What kind of fucking training shell creates giant holes?
Gee I don't know, maybe a giant shell?
a huge lump of metal flying at high speed wouldn't make a giant hole
I don't see any reason for training munitions to actually fire projectiles that can actually cause damage like that. It's not safe.
I don't see any reason for guns to fire projectiles
training munitions must be deadly
What do you want, the shells to roll out of the barrel? How can they shoot at target with that speed?
What 6" diameter object can you fire out of a cannon at 3000 feet per second and not be deadly?
I dunno, like blanks? If you're gonna shoot at targets then it's gonna be live ammo or ones with concrete heads.
Concrete? If you can't make it not deadly then the thing shouldn't fire a projectile at all, just like blanks. It's not economical to repair giant fucking holes every time your ships go for training.
And why would mind controlling rats even use blanks when there are live/concrete heads from your example?
implying they will be shooting each other and not at stationary objects
Do you even do practices?
Well they're shooting at each other now aren't they? Maybe if they didn't give them to teenage girls they won't be tempted to shoot those """"""""""training rounds"""""""""" at other ships would they? This whole debacle happened because their training rounds can cause enough damage to disable a ship. Without it they could only resort to ramming.
I doubt several hundred pounds of concrete flying at you will be any less deadly than a metal shell. And no, they do not normally fire at each other for training, that's what gunnery targets are for.
Someone on /k/ brought up an incident once where a Sheridan light tank thought it'd be funny to fire an inert training round at a nearby tank.
The other guys got hamburger'd since inert shells had no explosive but were still huge lumps of material.
Why does it have to be full sized? It might shred the poor crewman on the deck but it would only cause light damage to the ship itself and certainly not punch giant fucking holes on the sides of the ship.
The rats were not even in the equation when they set out for practice so there's no way to prevent any of these from happening in the first place. The shells were never even intended to be used at each other but at stationary targets.
Spotted the Nazi.
??? how did the inert shell even fire?
And that means? They're dead?
I want to talk about chemistry and Shiro with Trash-chan while eating cinnamon toast.
Most probably a giant blueblack.
Erm, poor choice of words. It was a training shell, no explosives just a projectile.
Yes. It was a aluminum light tank. user described it as a real mess inside. Never managed to find info on that so it's anecdotal.
To simulate the firing characteristics of a gun for training purposes? Do you use water guns for rifle training?
No, but for exercises against simulated opfor we have some kind of laser tag doohickey with blanks. Does your country shoot your soldiers with small caliber rounds in training or something?
shooting at stationary target is shooting at soldiers now
Do you not know what target practicing is?
Then you use live ammo??
Why would you need live ammo when there's training ammo?
To shoot at targets, for example decommissioned ships or buoys or random islands. Or do your jets drop bombs on friendly tanks for training purposes too?
At this point, I would think he's trolling. If he's been in the military before, he would know all of these.
Uh, to simulate the firing characteristics and effect of the gun?
Our planes only drop live/inert bombs on static training targets and never anything at friendlies.
Arty , GLs and other similar weapons have practice rounds with no explosive payload but ballistically matched to live ammo for a training closer to actual use.
That's weapons testing, not training people to be accurate with the thing.
Our planes only drop live/inert bombs on static training targets
So do ships.
simulate the firing characteristics and effect of the gun
And how would that differ on an 18 inch gun on the Musashi? Firing a blank and a training bullet is a huge load of difference on the rifle but on a gun as big as a BB, there's little to no difference since the training shell would still need to fly at a decent speed.
They’re concrete/subcaliber rounds and can't create fuck huge holes.
That's weapons testing, not training people to be accurate with the thing.
That's how naval gunnery works, aim-and-shoot isn't how you fire a weapon the size of a naval gun, we're talking artillery here.
I want /k/ to
You can't make me, I'm leaving.
any lump of mass flying at high speed
not going through a modern DD's armor
Captain of the Harekaze? Not in a million years. But Mydicke? Of course.
Now that's an Aryan.
This is what an training round did to a destroyer. Note the damage to the hull. Just kidding, it was a fucking live exocet.
The 20.3cm round would be more than enough, even if inert, to do that to any modern warship.
So, are we still bitching about mind controls?
Just asking, since it's not an issue on that other thread.
Yep, from it's sheer size, mass and velocity.
You can't fire an inert round.
This has got to be trolling, right?
By its very definition an inert round has no propellant or explosives.
It's an inert warhead, not an inert round. How would it even reach the target if it's an inert round?
A round with an inert warhead ~inert round~
You would be an idiot if you were to package the propellant with the round for such large caliber guns. The charge are separate from the round on all large caliber naval guns due to how outright dangerous the charges themselves are
How are the serious people going to stop the Musashi?
1. Bomb it using their super dirigibles
2. send subs to torpedo it
Option 2 would be the most sensible and risk free option.
But of course it's definitely not going to work for some bullshit reason.
How do torpedoes even work? Is there any electronics that can be jammed thanks to nanomachines hamsters?
Wouldn't those kill the crew?
Which is perfect.
How do torpedoes even work?
First it goes "SWOOOSH" and then it goes "BOOOOOOOOOM".
But their best students are on that ship.
If search and rescue is one of Bloomer's responsibility, why do they not have a separate search and rescue team per ship?
20/10 I need more of this.
Maron is carrying the entire engineering dept.
It is all good. Everyone needs a steroid shot to the joint to prevent early onset arthritis.
That is just the radius.
Imagine the length of that cannon.
Send a swarm of Somalians in rafts armed with RPGs.
Which problem cannot be solved by somali pirates with RPGs?
No one deserve to be a captain. You just have to rise to the occasion and be the best captain you can be.
they have magnetic detonators hamsterfields can fuck with
Damn Niconico is slow as fuck today
Shiro says it the best.
she just put her torikaji in my ippai!