Underrated characters thread
Shingeki no Kyojin
I just want Bert to be happy.
I just want Bert to stop breathing
This and Mikasa also.
As long as the other girls live and Nanaba comes back from the dead
I really dont care about Ymir tho
Mina Carolina was cute and died too early.
Thomas Wagner and Mina Carolina could have made a cute couple.
He was a cool guy.
I've seen her shipped with Annie most often. And Eren.
She was a cool girl.
RIP Mina Carolina. You deserved better than this.
I saw some fanart of her and Marco. Pretty cute, even though I don't know where the hell people got the idea for that pairing.
inb4 the ricofag
Loli Mikasa is underrated
I'm not sure how I feel about her Lost Girls story, last chapter when?
Mikasa has literally no character depth.
Lost Girls is the biggest shit ever.
Is this seriously that last page?
Shut up. Annie a cute.
Marco and Annie is cuter.
I was talking about Mikasa's part.
Oh. Yeah, agreed. Mr STAB ME, what even the fuck?
When baby Mikasa was kicked and had her hand stepped on I think what little parental instinct I have kicked in. Like that was actually hard for me to look at.
You sound like a good person.
But the story was still bad.
Don't worry, I take my Rico's as they come. I like that one though, Ian was a good guy.
Best minor character right here
Even a quasi-realistic Rico?
Yes. Absolutely. I want her to scowl at me over breakfast because she has resting bitch face.
Yep. Worst girls.
Yes it was. But throughout that whole scene I was thinking 'WTF are these people's problems, why is no one helping her?' I wanted to pick her up and get her out of there. I put it down to the drinking. It hardly excuses trodding on a child, but it's the way I reasoned it for the sake of the plot.
It honestly wasn't bad. More insight on Mikasa and her family and how she was a shelterd child. Only way you could hate it is if you hate her relationship with Eren.
She's not real.
The sheltered child bit, I was okay with that. I pretty much assumed that anyway based on the whole mountain life thing. It just felt largely pointless. I also thing it felt more like she was addicted to Eren than feeling friendly or romantic towards him. It felt poorly executed.
Because it's Mikasa's dream and she thinks the world is a cruel place, that's why everyone is so shitty to her.
Why user? Why?
I would take care of a lolikasa
Personally, I didn't really like that she became as obsessed with Eren as in the original manga. Though I did like Eren. It was amusing to see him act the crazy psycho again after becoming calmer in the manga.
I had a bad day. I'll stop.
I hope tomorrow is better for you.
Me too user, and thanks.
You think so? Eren was probably the first person her age that she befriended and could speak to, I didn't think it was that odd that she got attached. As a sheltered kid I sympathized with it.
Only an EMfag could enjoy that. It was horrible for Mikasa's character.
Becoming attached to him, I could understand. But this seemed like an unhealthy fixation.
Comparing her in this compared to MiniMikasa in the early stages of the manga/anime, it seems like a completely different person.
Not someone that has grown up a bit and matured, but a wholly different person.
I wasn't sheltered though, so perhaps that's why I see it this way.
She's not obsessed with him in the manga, you could understand why she is so attached to him and want to protect him but this spin off is denigrating, even if you dislike Mikasa.
Shouldn't it be something like, "even if you dislike Mikasa, this is denigrating spin off for the character"?
I've never seen "is denigrating"
Sorry for being that guy, just curiois.
What if Annie used to act similar to Mikasa when she was a kid? Just a normal and shy girl who changed and became cold to others once she was sent to the walls.
That would be everyone other than Eren and Mikasa.
She was probably a normal girl until the training began.
Here is why Reiner is the worse character:
Introduced Eren to Annie who taught him how to fight
Helps Eren pass the maneuver gear test
Went against the plan and joined the Survey Corps for some fucken reason
Complimented Annie on saving Connie
Not even insane yet
Later yells at her for doing so.
Made Annie kill Marco to prove she's a warrior. Ended up making BRA mentally fucked
Follows Connie because muh manlet hometown feels, Bert having to follow him again because Reiner mentally fucked himself.
Consoles Connie but, also calls him a retard for believing his Mom became a titan
Tries to be a hero by putting himself (and Bert) in danger yet again.
Almost dies by throwing himself out a window with a Titan. Even Connie could solve the situation rationally by just cutting the titan's mouth open
Bert tries helping his mental state and responds with "what you talking about Bert?"
MUH ARM BWAAAAAAAH
I'M SO USELESS BWAAAAAAAH
Bert literally has to spell out the situation
Tells Eren the truth. Didn't even bother to tell him out of hearing range from everyone else.
Shocked when Eren doesn't want to be kidnapped
Start babbling about muh warrior instead of grabbing Bert and running for it.
Crying for himself.
Eren kicks his ass
Bert saves him
In tree. Being a dick.
Goes mental again
Ymir points it out bluntly, which is actually pretty helpful in because he gets part of his sanity back
Gets pissed at her and start feeling sorry for himself again
Eren points out he's a murderer and reminds Bert he killed his mommy
WHAT YOU WANT US TO DO? SAY SORRY? THE ME BACK THEN IS DEAD BWAAAAAHHHH
Tells Ymir he also cares for Historia's safety
When the chance comes he says no
Throws Titans at everyone despite Eren being in the mix who they need alive if the want to complete the mission
Ymir saves his and Bert's ass
Only Bert thanks her later
MT recks his shit despite him being a jobber
And finally, tells Bert he's the unreliable one.
Can we talk about Eren trying to kill Mikasa?
Him attacking her out of nowhere is suspicious as fuck. It's not like she was by herself, she was completely surrounded by Garrison. That and she didn't even say anything to him first, he singled her out and instantly attacked her.
And the second time he tried to kill her is not him reverting to a "stupid titan." Mindless titans don't just kill, they eat. I don't think this is Reiss coordinate games either, since Eren is not a Reiss he is not under the first king's control at all.
So why do you guys think he tried to kill her twice? Does he subconsciously know something?
I bet Reiner and Bert were like that too not just Annie.
Someone actually sat down to write this.
I feel as though humanity is lesser.
I just wanna say that I agree with everything that you wrote user. It's perfect.
I think it might have something to do with her asian and ackerman origins. There was some weird moment in chapter 50 where Mikasa called Eren's name and he suddenly sprang up almost like he got commanded, it even confused him. There's definitely something more about this.
in chapter 50 where Mikasa called Eren's name and he suddenly sprang up almost like he got commanded
That's right, interesting. Maybe instead of commanded he felt like an awakening to a sense of mission, and that would involve killing her and/or all Ackermans or Asians.
Sorry, second time?
This was right before the incident. What's the closeup in here eye for? What's she thinking?
First time he tried to punch her on a building. Second time she tried to talk some sense into him and he tried to punch her again.
Second time she tried to talk some sense into him and he tried to punch her again.
Ah my bad, I counted both attacks as one general encounter.
Eren's going straight looney right there, Mikasa is like, whoa boy.
Yeah Reiner is rather shit but I still dislike Bert too.
Why can't Mikasa always look as cute as she did during these pages?
This is around the time Isayama realized Mikasa was shit and got better taste in focusing on Historia instead.
Even Hissy can be dodgy in places though. It seems as though his ability to draw is constantly in flux.
The closeup is probably just her analysing the situation and realizing everything is hopeless. Eren has yet to activate the coordinate again, maybe what you said about him having the goal of eliminating the ackermans and asians triggered the coordinate activation and the next time it happens it might give some info. Also Uri inherited the first kings will and didn't have any desire to kill Kenny. Regardless, the scene in chapter 50 has a meaning.
Also Uri inherited the first kings will and didn't have any desire to kill Kenny.
That's a good point. So either this isn't coordinate related or this is about the Asians and not the Ackermans.
Isayama has mentioned before that the character he has the hardest time or a hard time drawing , I don't remember, is Mikasa. When she has focus on her he draws her well, but most of time he won't put much effort.
The MP would have beaten the SL and the revolution never would have succeeded if not for Flegel.
Historia's white knight a best.
Flegel a best
A pity. She can be quite QT.
she was the cutest. even after the special operations squad team died, I wasn't as sad when she died.
when is this garbage going to launch ?
Hitch is overrated. I'm a Hitchfag myself, but she does not meet the criterion for this thread.
Hitchfags, Ricofags, Petrafags, Everyonethatisn'tMainCastfags are delusional shit stains.
Kenny did nothing wrong
stay dead, Uri.
Leave Rico alone.
Hitch and Petra are okay too.
We know Jean, we know.
How did you know?
You are so cute.
There better not be an uprising of Flegelfags.
So what's in the basement Sup Forums?
This needs to hurry up and happen because it's the most adorable ship.
We discussed this. It's a rape dungeon. The Reiss family have a fucking rape CAVE and it made Grisha jealous.
you're just asking for it now
a chest, and in that chest, a letter
a letter with a wax seal of the survey corps
and in that letter, a short phrase:
So why does Grisha want Eren to go there? He could rape Mikasa anywhere.
He deserved to die for his shit taste
Fuck me, this could just be it
mfw it allows Isayama to milk the series for another half-decade
We discussed this too.
It's full of Carla porn. He wants Eren to find it because he was, in life, a fucking deviant. It's got nothing to do with Eren, it's all about his personal satisfaction. He just won't get to see the end.
Grish wanted to show Eren the rape cave when he was 9
yfw it's just polaroid pictures of the land outside the wall
yfw it doesn't help at all with titans
yfw there's a picture of the ocean and Eren/Armin get to be faggots about the ocean again
They've had a thirsty loli living with them for over a year it was time for Grisha to teach Eren to man up.
He subscribed to the "Get them while their young" mentality. Eren would have shown Mikasa and then the ball starts to roll. Kenny the Ripper? Pfft, we're talking EM the Raper.
Hey Armin you know what this reminds me of?
That time you told me about the ocean
It makes me so brave let's hold hands
Mikasa grinds her teeth in the corner
Everyone says it'll be information about what's outside the walls and what titans are, but Grisha told Eren he was working on something so I think it'll be more than just info. Maybe a device that requires the coordinate to work, or a serum that turns people into shifters instead of just mindless titans, or some completely new type of titan power or titan form that makes everything we've seen so far seem weak in comparison.
where the fuck is the thumb, c'mon
I think eating a shifter to become a shifter is probably the other way of becoming one. Kind of odd how their isn't a serum that just outright makes you one. The first shifter had to of had something.
What is "Lost Girls?" It sounds like some gay noncanon fanfic.
Annie going on a MP assignment and Mikasa dreaming about how much she wants to fuck shota Eren
So gay noncanon fanfic?
gay canon fanfic
Yes, just like all the spinoff stuff.
In hell that shit is canon.
Annie taking a shower should be canon
Who knows? Isayama did make ACWNR and the Jean OVA canon
Isn't there a line in the manga that contradicts ACWNR though? Something about Shadis's willingness to use Erwin's formation.
There's a Jean OVA? Sweet, brb 20 minutes.
There are three versions of ACWNR.
Light novel, manga and OVA?
Which is the most canon version?
Kirito killed the titans with 2 swords when he first fought one
ITS HIGH NOON
I hope taking showers is canon for every character.
I'd adopt a baby shingeki
Dibs on Jean.
not adopting SC with him so he won't have to worry about them
Good morning my shingekos
I want to adopt Shotamir and Lolistoria, but this will become a problem when they get older.
I guess you aren't wrong
Bert is never wrong
Dibs on Bert so that I can drown him in my bathtub and eliminate the number one source of cancer in these threads before it even starts.
I haven't been here in a year. Whats the update on the new animu season? Any news?
Also I have new chapters to go read...
Good morning you qt.
agreed Tbh, RIP
Greenlit, no set date. Will probably cover invasion and politics arcs.
Also if you want to actually discuss stuff, you came to the wrong place. /snk/ is shipper general.
Where is stuff discussed then?
reiner is fucking awesome fag
A-are you Reiner?
Used to be here, but it rarely happens anymore. Any discussion we do have is quickly interrupted by shitposters, and then all the new people from Gaia/9gag/tumblr/reddit/wherever the fuck the new "our mortal enemy" site is fall for the bait instead of ignoring and then everything is derailed.
They will never be together.
Are you the EAfag? You use commas as badly as he does.
WHY HAD I NEVER SEEN THIS AND IS THERE MORE
Hitch and Marlo are drawn mostly together. Hitch gets a little solo fanart or is thrown with Annie.
someone took all the time to write this
I'll make sure it's not in vain. Saved.
In tree. Being a dick.
The things he said don't even make sense for the most part user.
It's no different than someone sitting down and taking the time to drawfag something stupid.
Mikasa is perfectly happy with Eren and Armin being together. She just wants to be a part of it too.
This made me laugh an unreasonable amount
I wonder if there are any doujins of this.
EMA? Yes there is.
I can see soldier mode Reiner awkwardly giving Annie a hug out of concern for her safety, having completely forgotten the argument they had about Marco.
Hitch is so catty.
One comes to mind where they're all married to each other and Mikasa is pregnant.
Marco/Hitch pictures just make me sad now.
How is she going to take the news?
That one was cute
Poorly, I imagine. Then she'll get killed off too because side characters always die.
Cry and hopefully some heads will roll.
I want Armin and maybe SC.
Why thank you user
Do they even have bras inside the walls? I always assumed all the girls were just hanging free.
Mikasa is such a boring character. I never cared much for Annie but she handled Mikasa's retardedness pretty well.
If you hate her relationship with Eren then you hate Mikasa because there is literally nothing else to her than that. That's why I was never interested in her character in the first place.
She got some characterization outside of Eren when she thought he was dead though.
What retardedness? Not even a Mikasafag, but that takes some hella strong deductive prowess to figure all that out and be that cautious and curious over just a dropped ring.
Sleeper best Yuru.
She has nothing to do with it, since her getting focus at some point was to be expected after Utgard. It's more likely he gave the Ackermann story to manlet instead of her.
Annie is so perfect. I hope Isayama doesn't stuff up her return.
07 April 2016, never forget
Cake says 25
This is his birthday 10 years in the future
No one came to his party because all his friends were killed by titans
I'm talking about her muh Eren behavior, which is the only reason she is hostile to Annie to begin with. Like she only approach her because she didn't want that ring to cut Eren when they are sparring. Despite Annie being the villain she came across as the more level headed of the two and knew the right answers to give to get Mikasa to back off.
15 year olds are fighting titans
jesus christ no wonder 80% of them die every time
What I liked about that exchange was that Annie was basically telling the truth the whole time, she just omitted the specifics about titan stuff. That's why Mikasa backed off. Because there was enough truth in what she was saying that she had no reason to doubt her or question her further.
Also in Trost after Eren's not died Annie is the one Miksasa asks about his location. I always liked the idea that even though they bashed heads a lot that a certain level of understanding and respect had developed between the two, and I think this Lost Girls conversation could sort of explain how that could be.
I always thought they could be friends. ;_;
I need more of this. They both look so much better without Bert. (No offense)
They probably would have been if they didn't have that mission, Reiner seems like a likeble enough person when he isn't thinking about fulfilling his duty.
I like how ugly cute Annie is. Her face isn't particularly hot but her hair manages to make her look cute.
I think they were back when they were kids.
I could see them having a bit of a sibling like relationship, with Annie putting Reiner in his place and Reiner getting away with teasing her.
In terms of canon I hope Reiner will be able to see her, even if she ends up rejecting BR. Even though they separated, Reiner still risked his life to give Annie information about Eren, and he still fought MT to save her.
Being around BR would just remind Annie what a monster she is. Also I can see her being both jealous and hateful towards the way Reiner manages to be friends with everyone despite the fact he's going to help murder them all.
The only thing hard to look at is how much it was cringey and unrealistic as fuck. Like some jewbook story where everyone aplause at the end.
And the crowd actually did it
The spinoff was terrible. Her relationship with Eren is even worse.
I wonder about that. Maybe Reiner inadvertently wanted to bring Annie out of her shell by having her interact with Eren. Even though it totally backfired, and well, he was a dick to her in Trost.
Always wondered why Armin's relationship with his parents was ever developed more. They died on the recover the wall operation(that everyone knew was suicide) and he was never seen badmouthing the rulers for it.
I guess that's where he got his "sacrifices must be made" mindset, he didn't want the deaths of his parents to mean nothing.
I was about to use this image until I realized it was Historia My Armin folder is fucked up
I always prefered the anime's story of them sneaking out of the walls and never coming back
That's Mikasa's delusional mind for you.
I'll cry if they find a secret human village and find Armin's parents there. I hope they became titan food.
How come? All he said has right.
She's not obsessed with him in the manga
She is, and she's delusional about it.
He was a dick to her during training too, but since he didn't make her kill a person everyone thought it was friendly banter.
Eren kicks his ass
He needed outside help for this
Throws Titans at everyone despite Eren being in the mix who they need alive if the want to complete the mission
They just needed someone with the coordinate
Only Bert thanks her later
He tells her to leave because she might get killed if she tags along
Adding details doesn't make what he said wrong.
I'd probably lose a lot of respect for Annie if she hates BR even after they're reunited, since they're the only ones that seem to care about her and actually want to rescue her.
I assume that you are the one who wrote it?
Not that user, but it was explained by either Hanji or Erwin why he threw titans. He also offered Ymir to escape, which I think was much better than a simple thank you.
No, but nice try.
I don't think she'll outright hate them. But if the circumstances changed, she could just decide it's better to leave this whole conflict. I wouldn't hate her if she chose herself over BR.
MUH ARM BWAAAAAAAH
I'M SO USELESS BWAAAAAAAH
I got you're retarded here.
At this point she just wants to get home to her daddy
Being wrong is what makes him wrong.
Mikasa is way worse.
This. Just because someone saves your life doesn't meant you're suddenly BFFs.
Someone who is capable to read between lines can notice this is the problem and I suppose that was the meaning of that scene. Mikasa is not attached to Eren anymore so she is not longer protective with him, this opens a new door because she has never had a dream of her own for always being concerned about Eren's safety. Maybe she wants to be part of Armin's dream too or at least she feels curiosity for it, of course Eren would never be able to notice this because he is like that but with Armin, is possible he has never shared his dream with Mikasa because he thought she was not interested in it. So in future chapters (and for Mikasa's character development) is possible she would think about this.
no longer protective with him
I'd love to drink the sweet EM tears
They don't need to be BFFs. But it would be insanely ungrateful, and cause me to question why BR even cared about her.
Now that he is ready to fight against CT is possible we can have a flashback or some thoughts about his parents and grandparent. We have never seen them in the manga and I wonder why.
Not only saved her life once, but BR would be protective on her because
she was a girl way smaller than them and fragile looking.
I wonder what Annie's relationship was with Marcel
Isn't it true?
Same with BR probably.
I'd gain more respect for Annie.
Maybe Marcel was like Eren. And that's why Reiner and Annie befriended him during training.
I hope Bert and Reiner survive the battle. I was pretty confident that they would up until the recent chapter. I think their side is probably going to lose this fight and someone will be eaten. Zeke already dodged that, so hopefully it's dog titan and not Bert or Reiner.
He's escaping with Zeke, so that's unlikely.
DT is there on the sole purpose of being the fodder. Like Hannes.
I am almost sure Reiner will not survive.
Nobody's getting eaten. Manlet has the serum, and he's currently fighting titans on foot far away from Bert and Reiner.
Same. Thankfully the serum is on Levi's side and that was probably the reason the cargo titan is there. Either that, or the serum will go to waste.
I would respect Eren more if he eats that bastard.
Reiner will die. He's already long overdue. I can see Bert getting captured.
He is still escaping with Zeke.
I think Bert will escape.
And he'll come back with Zeke when he's done healing.
Maybe she wants to be part of Armin's dream too or at least she feels curiosity for it, of course Eren would never be able to notice this because he is like that but with Armin, is possible he has never shared his dream with Mikasa because he thought she was not interested in it
There's nothing that hints at Mikasa being interested in the ocean.
Not this arc though.
That's why he said "maybe".
I hope they die so we can get to the basement already.
Yeah, this arc. The fight will only take a couple chapters more.
Not him but it's not even a hinted maybe.
Which makes Zeke returning this arc even more unlikely.
I feel bad for her not being part of their ocean talk
Part of me is doubting we'll even get to that this year. I can see at least 2 more chapters for CT/AT to go down. We'll probably get some BR flashbacks when that happens. Levi has to have his emotional scene with a dying Erwin. Hange has to turn up again.
I can see it all being stretched out another 5 - 6 chapters.
And that's assuming everything goes well. Levi could fuck up using the serum and we'll get a whole other chapter of them having to put down a mindless titan Erwin/Hange/Sasha/whatever.
He just got distance so he can heal and come back. It makes no sense for him to just go.
Isayama made that scene on purpose, he always do that. Those are just speculations but it could happen and it would be good for Mikasa, she is a girl after all.
She never really wanted to be part of the ocean talk.
It took Eren and Ymir hours to grow back their limbs. Given the extent of Zeke's injuries there's no way he's coming back to fight anytime soon.
He is obviously escaping from manlet and fucking off back his village.
That's for her own fault. I like Mikasa and I hope she decides to be part of it too.
Obviously not, he's just going away to heal.
The next chapter is the last of the volume so something big is going to happen there. Maybe the battle will end quickly
Doesn't matter the time, he'll be back as soon as the healing stops.
Being Mikasa is suffering.
You can't expect a girl to be part of boys talk. Mikasa isn't the most social person though.
Guys. The important stuff. Let's discuss that:
What do you think Ymir is doing right now?
How long do you think it took her to save Annie from imprisonment and save Historia from the patriarchy?
What does Historia's ahegoe face looks like when getting scissor'd by Ymir's mighty yet feminine black bull penis?
What is Ymir having for lunch?
Was getting captured by BR part of Ymir's plan?
I want to adopt baby Marco. He wouldn't cause any problems and he's really cute.
Manlet will kill him this time before that happens.
What do you think Ymir is doing right now?
The only thing that comes to my mind is Ymir trying to "negotiate" with SL to be accepted within the walls again and save Historia.
This or she will remain in contact with Bert and Reiner.
Ymir would be a good mother. She'd give them a lot of shit, but ultimately it would be for their own good and they'd grow up to be good adults because of it.
She'd give them a lot of shit
Man, this just shows how devoted Ymir is.
Willing to literally sacrifice herself (she's made out of shit) to give "a lot of shit" to the kids.
Like that Snowman from Undertale that asks you to take a piece of him, except instead of snow Ymir's made out of shit!
She would just do Shenanigans with the orphans and Historia scolds them afterwards.
The SL aren't even really mad at her.
But I thought that Historia loved Eren?
I wish the monkey could have spared Mike.'
tfw he will never sniffs your body
being unironically an EHfag
Literally kill yourself. Do you know how many transwomen die every time you deny us our favorite ship in /snk/? Every time you try to push your hetshit onto /snk/, a beautiful Ymir-loving, transition MtF dies.
You are fucking scum.
I can't wait for Utgarde to get animated
Suffering has no end.
Manlet will already be dead when that happens.
Kodansha will not let Isayama kill the fujobucks cashcow.
If he dies he'll only get more popular, see Marco.
That's kind of a retarded comparison user, good job.
Ymir is thingken about saving the SL with xir vorpal claws.
It took xir just 60 minutes tops to save Annie, xhe just clawed her way through the prison with xir vorpal claws and xhe clawed Hisubong out of patriarchy's claws with xir vorpal claws as well.
Hisubong's face looked the lewdest when Ymir fingered her with xir vorpal claw.
Xhe's having pizza, my favorite food, and playing Gears of War for lunch.
It would be xtremely painful (FOR YOU!).
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His death had nothing to do with it.
Just like a musician
You-know-what to do with this post, guys.
Too soon to joke about Deadwin?
Where's the joke Buckley?
My theory for s2 taking forever is that Hajime is still fighting with the producer to adopt the source material 1:1. At least that's my preferred reason for the wait. There isn't a single thing I want to be changed (except for the Grisha/Keith backstory which was a complete turnoff).
Praise it? Alright.
Good post, do you have more Ymir theories? How will she save the universe? Are her vorpal claws enough?
What do you think about Ymir and Connies relationship? They seemed pretty close, I always thought they might find themselves liking each other in another way once Historia confesses to Eren. It'd be a nice way of making Connie more important to the general plot and have his death have meaning.
Connie will confess to Eren soon after Armin died.
Has Connie ever been confirmed to be him? I suggest you start using gender neutral pronouns for Connie too.
Preferred SnK ending: In the last battle the Titans kill everyone except for Eren and Mikasa, and it's all Adam and Eve from then. Gotta build up humanity again. Only this scenario will awaken Erens puberty.
Altenative ending: only Eren and Jean survive.
Ymirfags are cancer.
/snk/ does seem to have the kind of people that would drown a toddler in a bathtub.
And water is wet.
Who will be the one carrying their children?
worst shingekis Jean and Eren survive
falling for false flagging
I hope Ymir comes back just so she and Connie can talk shit to each other again. That was always fun.
I'm sure Eren will manage.
Nobody. They will kill each other after 2 months of constant fighting.
implying the falseflagger is the problem
The kidnapping and Utgard implied SC were good friends with YH. It's a little bit disappointing that Isayama forgot about that during the political arc.
The actual Ymirfags are worse than their falseflaggers.
I'm a little bit disappointed we didn't see Historia wearing a huge cape during the crowning. Just like in Erwin's vision.
What a godess.
Fuck me Annie!
How many proxies does allahfag have?
Man, imagine if Bert and Annie had a daughter.
Fit parents doesn't mean their children will be born fit as well, user.
Annie is the best
I wasn't talking about the muscles.
Bert's genes would make her ugly.
This. Annie deserves better.
implying Annie's are much better
Annie is beautiful.
Yes, Annie's genes are way better.
Armin deserves someone better like Mikasa
This. Annie should have a daughter with Eren. It would inherit the cutest genes possible.
Annie X Hitch for sure. A lot better than BA would be.
Better than anything
Armin only deserves to be tossed in the dumpster anyway.
So huge nose, bushy eyebrows and autism?
Annies nose is perfection.
She's not hot, but she's pretty cute user
A midget too. Superior genes.
Just because Annie is small doesn't mean the child necessarily will be especially if it's a boy but a Mikasafag wouldn't understand genetics anyways.
So EA's daughter would be a cat?
Eren is a manlet too it's not just Annie.
An ugly chihuahua
Eren's a teenager who can still grow as he ages, retard.
An ugly monkey.
That'd describe something that Reiner would give birth to instead.
this butthurt that Eren is a manlet
He's not even a man yet but sure.
Because he's a girl.
Probably a prettier one than you're waifu.
Carla pls, your boy is doomed to be a midget forever.
Old enough to serve in the army
Old enough to drink
Old enough to impregnate little blonde girls
Not a man yet
Why the autism? Neither of them are Ackermans.
He might be more girly than most girls, but not in this case.
At least Mikasa and Levi haven't punched themselves in the face yet.
This. Bert a shit but so is Mankasa.
Such a shame, they would benefit from that.
It's funny how easy it is to trigger annusfags.
Their gross faces make you think otherwise.
Eren is the only one brain dead enough to do it and he didn't really benefit from it.
Annie a shit.
Annie an okay.
Eren's pretty autistic. He speaks without thinking, isn't good on picking up social cues, has random spouts of anger.
Annie isn't autistic, but certainly gives off that vibe because of her social isolation and the fact she can be quiet blunt when speaking about things. Hitch certainly thought she had some sort of mental problem.
Sure he did, he snapped himself out of a PTSD flashback and returned to action. Unless you're talking about the time in Trost, in which case he would've benefitted from it if Mikasa was a bit slower.
He still has brain damage.
He's stupid, but not autistic. He manages to get along with almost everyone, and most of the time he tries to understand other people's points of view. His anger isn't exactly random either.
Looks like the Mikasafag is awake. I guess he's waiting for his mom to drop him off at school.
At least Eren got his own spinoff on Netflix.
I'm sorry you feel that way.
Remember when Bert and Reiner used to be sexy?
I want to abuse Bert.
Reiner was never sexy.
I want him to beg me to let him cum.
I want to grab his foot, shove it up my ass and break a vase over his head.
KEK. Imagine him sperging during the summer
All I see is butthurt Anniefags shitting on Mikasa over a a joke.
I want Bert to die horribly.
God is immortal.
What's a god to a nonbeliever?
A surprising, but explainable death by lightning.
It doesn't matter because if you don't believe and pray to Bert you're going to die a terrible death user. Would you want that? Is your Bert hatred that strong? Think about your family instead of being selfish.
I pray to Annie instead
I don't worship false gods user.
She isn't a fucken God. Women can't be Gods. Annie is one of Bert's many Goddesses along with Historia.
Isayama said he's a God, therefore it's 100% true.
pray to Annie
Praying to the future Goddess of SnK is not too bad user.
Well she's God's chosen waifu so that's also okay.
Isayama also said he collects fingernails so I'm not inclined to care about what he says user.
He also said Annie was a girl
So it's like some Greek shit where Bort is Zeus?
god will never molest you
I don't believe it.
He collects them for his Bert shrine user. It's very important.
Fingernail clippings gross me out user. Sorry.
Yes. We already established Bert is Greek so it's a natural conclusion.
Do you have extremely long nails? That's extremely grosser.
Nope. I get them done at a nail salon.
God Bert is going to end rich peoeple too
I get them done at a nail salon
Anons, they aren't too expensive. But I don't know where you live so it might differ for you.
DEATH TO THE INFIDELS
What if I'm rich but Bert is my God?
Give money to your God.
I'm glad Isayama addressed this and showed Bert's just a jerk and didn't have a legit reason for wanting everyone dead.
Someone who is rich wouldn't worship a such a shitty false god.
What could he use it for? Nuclear bombs? Sex toys?
Bert is the only God there is.
The real God is the ladies at the nail salon.
Consoles Connie but, also calls him a retard for believing his Mom became a titan
I just broke down and started laughing here, it's so brutal when you think about it.
I'm curious about how much not too expensive is
What if Bertoldt hardened himself to creat the Hoover dam?
Depends on what you want really. Obviously a higher end salon will be more expensive but surely you've got a smaller business near you.
BERT IS A GOD STOP DENYING HIS NAME. YOU MUST WORSHIP HIM WITHOUT QUESTION. ALL OF YOU ARE JUST IN DENIAL AND NEED HELP. WHY WOULD ISAYAMA SAY HE'S A GOD WHEN HE ISN'T? ONLY SANE ANONS UNDERSTAND IT AND THE REST OF YOU NEED TO FIND YOUR WAY.
I'm not an unskilled pleb so I do my nails alone. I don't spend my money on stupid shit like nail salons, instead I spend it on
KEK, actually made me laughed.
That sounds like stupid shit to me user. There's nothing wrong with getting pampered, that's the draw of nail salons.
being this serious over an obvious joke
A discussion over nails is very serious.
What the fuck is this shit? She's a small midget with a nice ass, not Reiner.
Those who don't worship God deserve no pampering. You have to earn it through preaching faggot.
I would rather spend my money at a nail salon.
I can't hear you over my feet being scrubbed.
You can do your nails on your own. Bert merch is holy made.
Bort merch is mass produced in Chingchongland.
worshiping your God
If I wasn't a stingy shit I'd get the Takayuki Takeya Colossus too. Clearly my faith isn't strong enough.
No, it's garbage.
Stop being stingy and buy it,fag. Otherwise your false god is worth even less.
Trips confirms the truth. Time for some canon Annie.
Even a richfag cries over a thousand dollars.
That's what they want you to believe!
To a non believer who will die a horrible death for being in denial, maybe.
If it's really worth it to you then you would suck it up.
You deserve a place in Heaven,
after me of course. Keep spreading God's word.
You've inhaled too much cheeto dust in your lifetime, Timothy.
Would it be shameful if a guy goes to a nail salon? My guy teacher used to brag about going to it
No. Men should actually go more often because their feet and hands are fucking disgusting.
The only thing I inhale is God's love and computer duster.
Do you like it up the butt?
Women's long nails are disgusting. The only nail care anyone should get is trimming them down to nubs.
I get mine trimmed. Long nails aren't practical at all plus they look tacky.
DOGS FUCKING SUCK
I drew a puppy Bert for you how can I send it to you
This is making me confused. I have to pray to Bert for answers
Praying to a false god won't help you. You must seek the truth yourself little user.
just cut finger nails as short as possible
There, that takes care of hands unless you've OCD or some weird fetish.
They'll always be gross, deal with it. You wouldn't eat an asshole. Stay away from feet.
That's not a number user
Bert is the only true God out there.
NO THEY DON'T. JUST POST IT HERE FAGGOT.
I love you.
as short as possible
That's kinda fucking stupid user. They look ugly as fuck and it hurts your fingers.
just cut finger nails as short as possible
You wouldn't eat an asshole
Tell that to Pigner.
going to a nail salon
being a Bertfag
The most pathetic thing I've read this month.
It's not really blue board or /snk/ material.
Then you will be forever lost. I'm sorry for that but maybe one day you'll wake up. I have faith in you.
Upload it somewhere and post a link
going to a nail salon
Not yet user, I'm asking for opinions. What's wrong with taking care of the glorious body Bert given you?
Meh, you'll get sore every once in a while when you get some shit under your nails regardless, like if you're peeling an orange or some shit. Shorter just keeps em cleaner.
N-No. Nevermind I'll put it on pixiv in a few months.
If Bort gave you that body then I'm sorry to say but you should probably end yourself, there's no hope for you.
What do you want done? A manicure? Be more specific then user.
Berbless you user. You spoil me so. Maybe I'll get down on my knees one day and admit cats are almost as good as dogs.
Bert wants Reiner to tap him.
I honestly have no idea how those things work. The standard nail clipping thing I guess?
Bort gave him his body, and so did yours. It can't be helped, God made us who we are, we are his Children.
Sounds like you're just lazy and pick your nose a lot so you want as little cleanup as possible under your nails.
Bert wants to be tapped by everyone.
Reiner is his archangel.
This is /tumblr/ general now. REEEEEEEEEEEE
Isn't it normal to just have them short though? I don't know many people with long fingernails.
I pity them user. They have a long journey ahead of them. Us sane anons already know the truth. Keep preaching.
Take your cancer out of Sup Forums.
Has Bert ever given that kind of bedroom eyes to anyone else?
So you probably want a manicure then if you don't mind nail polish. The average cost is about $20 or so.
Bertspeed brother, one day they'll see the light.
Bortfag """males""" asking what color they should paint their nails is accepted but reaction images aren't
Every night to me and many other men while Reiner is away.
My life is too good to be the product of a shitstain false god like Bort so I have to disagree user. But I can see where it applies to you.
No, and neither did Reiner.
Bortfags are anorexic fags. We've been over this.
A male Bertfag even posted pictures the other day
I bet I'm more rich than you are so it doesn't apply, but then again we're both on Sup Forums talking about nails in a titan thread.
Is Reiner's mental health beyond repair? God I can't wait for the next chapter. With him going through so much shit, Reiner's mental state upon his revival is probably so distorted now.
Reiner goes soldier mode: he remembers Eren being a titan and saving the wall by plugging it shut with a rock, the CT breaching the wall several years ago, and titans being humanity's greatest enemy. He decides to attack Bert.
Reiner goes warrior mode and helps out CT in wrecking the shit out of Jean and Mikasa
Reiner loses his memory and just stays put, standing still while trying to recollect the events that happened before his brains were blown off. Bert believes Reiner isn't going to be functional for a while and decides to go straight for Eren and Armin.
But I doubt the likeliness of the third and first scenario happening, since Reiner was able to spread his consciousness throughout the rest of his body before the Thunder Spears hit him. His memories were probably saved in the process, thus regaining his memories as a Warrior.
Pathetic or not, you're still wrong.
I doubt it if you're the one who can't even commit to buying the Bort figure.
If anything your the landwhale posting tumblr tier gifs.
Or just a landwhale looking like a man.
KEK. It's pretty funny desu discussing about nails in Sup Forums of all places. I don't know whether /snk/ is the ultimate cancer or the funniest shit.
And how often do you get that?
This. If Bert and Annie were together I still think Bert would end up being gang banged by faceless men. It's just part of his nature.
The landwhales are the /snk/bubmblrinas who post Bortshit and that's common knowledge by now.
Damn, I can't counter that.
You probably missed that one thread where Bertfags posted their hands.
As often as you'd like. It depends on how fast your nails grow, but your polish shouldn't chip too quickly when you get them done professionally. Personally I go a few times a month because my nails grow fast and I don't like them too long. Also because I get tired of color quickly so I like to change it up.
I'm sure he didn't, he just pretends he did so he can keep up the shitposting.
It's kinda sad how obvious he's gotten.
Mods will catch up to it and start banning him on sight like Allahfag anyway. Just remember to report.
Are you self made or is it inheritance?
Bortaefags are known hackers of Sup Forums! Of course they know photoshop.
landwhales raping the report option and getting banned instead
Implying anyone here is self made.
A bit of both. Already having a stash helps though.
Nice. Same here. Good luck to you on your life endeavors user.
Reiner can't wreck Jean and Mikasa, that would be too many popular characters killed in a single chapter. Isayama will do something stupid so that everyone survives to fight another day.
Can we discuss the Snk replacement this season? What does /snk/ think of it?
How old are you then? Most anons here haven't finished college yet.
Same to you user. One day you might even see the light of the Bert and we can be friends.
It's really good, possibly AOTS material, but I'm still butthurt that WIT postponed season 2.
Most main characters were annoying so I dropped it.
I'm done college. I'm 23 now.
Afraid not about Bort but I still wish you luck. Maybe one day you will decide to buy that Bort figure.
2 lazy to watch it. I hate anime and jap forced voices in general.
it's really good
I agree user but I feel there's something lacking though like the diversity in characters in SnK
Most main characters were annoying
Kinda true but we're only 5 episodes in so I'm hoping for more development
And you already have a well paying job? I guess I hate you then
25 but my monthly income doesn't come from a typical job. I'm actually a neet at the moment.
Going to college
To be fair I'm employed by my family but they treat me like any other employee.
I wanted to be a neet at first but after college I can't deal with that anymore.
hate anime and jap forced voices
wanted to be a neet
Good choice user. Being a neet is my dream but my parents would def kick me out
I like manga, not anime.
It's okay short term but unless you truly can't stand human contact it becomes very depressing and boring after a while. If it weren't for school I would've been one entirely during my high school years.
You don't have to go to college to stop being a full time neet. Simple fresh air and being outside was enough for me.
Making friends in college and finally wanting to enjoy life (i.e. Traveling) is what changed my mind. Plus my family is strict when it comes to education so at the very least I can repay them for the comfortable life by dedicating myself to school and clubs.
I live in the boonies with a close community. It's easy to just go out without an education and make a living and friends. I can see where you're coming from though. Most people go to college to better themselves anyways.
Whatever suits you best is what counts, right user? I don't like the entitled shits in my community, I made much better friends in college. It's good that yours is close knit though because that's a rare thing now.
I wanna lick mikasa's asshole!!!
It is. And it's especially important for me who works on a farm. I need to be close to others to get business. I find the idea of college scarier socially for some reason. Either way, I'm glad everything worked out for you as well.
You mean her boipussy?
College kinda fucked me up too desu. I used to get good grades without needing to study and I got fucked up hard in college. I got shit grades on my first two years and I kind of shut myself at home since I lived alone. On my fourth year right now and I'm doing the classes I failed last year too. Haven't made a single friend in college either.
/blog Just got to persevere through it user, treat it like a job or chore you just got to do.
No it's Reiner.
They still are.
Similar to my experience.
I guess Sup Forums attracts a certain type of people
;_; Got finals soon and I think I'll fail most of them.
That's why I didn't waste my money on it. You're better off saving up and making your own business.
I'm not smart or hard working enough for that user.
Do you live in America? You don't have to be. Just get into something health related like selling gluten free or vegan shit, personal training or organic farming.
Nah, I'm a urofag from a middle class family. Not sure how that'd work out with my very limited funds.
Is Reiner wearing Eren's shirt? Is that why Bert's blushing so much? Because he realizes they had buttsex?
Sorry user. Then all I can say is find a job and try to motivate yourself into saving. I'm not sure how minimum wage is over there but, I guess it's better then nothing, right? I started out just working on small pay and managed to start something from it, I'm sure you can. Nothing is impossible.
Same, well not totally a urofag but at least my university is free even it takes long years.
It needs more sauce, the pasta is dry.
He's a cute. Cuter than Eren for sure.
I would cuddle Jean and feed him from my breast.
So is it canon?
Yes, it's canon that manlet looks like a retard