Beat on the Laga
Beat on the Laga
Beat on the Laga with a baseball bat
oh yea, oh yea, uh-oh
Kantai Collection KanColle
Beat on the Laga
Iowa a cute
Kill this bitch.
new Lagafag joins
This is going to be hectic.
Did the interview with Tanaka and Yoshinori about Iowa get translated?
Sup hip hop.
Yo fluffy princess
Why did they have to introduce Iowa? Now I don't know who I like more between her and Musashi.
So how sensitive is bismarck's cock?
Go away Ebina guy
Pola winning over kaga
Mogami-kun is a cutie.
Not liking the brown queen
Shimakaze only gets trap-porn now
What went wrong?
Okay, so as someone who is trying to get into Kancolle:
where is the deepest lore? Like, Touhou-style lore.
Its obviously not in the game, the anime, or Fubuki's 4koma.
You know... the shit besides the cute girls.
Read wikipedia. Literally.
But blushing Sushi is a miracle.
She's embarrassed because she finally got to marry her beloved TTK.
And cute warrior girls who are blushing because of finally being treating like a woman is a miracle.
Tall girls are the best.
Unlike Touhou which has multiple manga and databooks written or supervised by ZUN himself, KanColle doesn't have much when it comes to a clear cut canonical world. The sad truth is, the anime is the most canon of the side material do to Kadokawa having a hand in creating it.
I bet her breasts are really big without the sarashi.
they are really big with the sarashi.
The anime is shit, but it's the only KanColle material outside the game that we know has involvement of the KC devs. Hell, we saw the game get multiple changes in dialogue and voice acting to accommodate the anime.
delete this. Musashi is a big, strong girl.
I want to slice Bismarck's tits off
Iowa looks a million times better than fucking Musashi
I can't wait until Enterprise is revealed. At least she has a reason for bullying Kaga, unlike Iowa who wasn't even built when Midway happened.
That's what she wants you to believe.
Japanese company doesn't really recognize canon or not canon, only official or unofficial.
I just read about it. And here's the important thing.
We created that design of Iowa in the thoughts of "Everyone knows this is an American Shipgirl"
Do we deserve better or it's good enough?
I want to bully Tenryuu
Iowa is best.
Good, that he didn't touch the Germans.
Just go back to Touhou. At least they have a smartly written lore written by just one guy than a board of people.
Kan(small c)olle is for us who like girls because of their appearances instead of their complexity
I see no reason why a big, strong girl couldn't or wouldn't blush sometimes.
Wasted fucking digits.
Fap to this and fuck off, jesus man.
Does Musashi likes anal?
How many beatings can Laga take without enjoying it?
Way better than Hoetelposting.
Did you just lie in the internet?
Depends. Are we talking Iowa shells or Enterprise bombings? In case of the latter, it would be very low.
Musashi and Yamato are related, they should get along.
Please no fighting.
This user is right!
What of it?
Which German is the purest?
Definitely not Prinz
All of them are sluts, and in no way pure.
When's Kancolle going to get 2 different TV series that appeals to both SOL and action fans respectively?
What did the mother of Ushio to her daughter?
Which Kongou is your favorite?
I'm starting to like Kirishima.
I had started off with one wife from this game/show and I'm starting to like more and more with time. This series really is waifubait.
Fuck retards like Kongou!
meanwhile Gay Swords gets a SoL anime by Dogakobo and an action one by Ufotable
And we got Diomedea?
How can any man resist this?
When churning out shit adaptation isn't profitable anymore.
I want to calm crying Tenryuu down when she gets bullied.
How freaky would Kongou be in bed?
What's the best way to humiliate Akebono in front of everyone?
Don't you have a spare Takao-class ship somewhere for this poor NuiNui?
I'm not with my wives so yes it is the wrong life/universe.
I knew she wanted it.
You mean wrong dimension.
Is L(i)ebe the most headpattable KanColle girl?
Why is this wolf so pretty?
accidentally scrap Hachi
I don't even know when I removed her lock.
Does she drop anywhere during this event?
It's her youthfulness.
Because she is perfect for breeding.
Yamato is a shit, no one cares about that useless hotel.
How am I suppose to collect every ship-girl into into my fleet when the limit is 100?
How do you bully Harukaze?
Don't farm for her on easy.
The limit is almost 300.
10/10 - Haruna
9.9/10 - Hiei and Kirishima
Shit - Kongou
How do I increase it then?
The limit for me right now is 100
because shes a retard
Read WWII history. Deepest lore than some makeup shit.
Doesn't seem to be.
Tell her that her desire to protect everyone is futile because she's a useless ship.
That's going too far, I prefer softer bullying.
Yuu farming and Oyashio farming.
Hamakaze is for repeated impregnation.
Call her Harekaze.
Farm E3 for Yuu.
Why do people like Haruna? She is boring.
Yes, japanese money.
She's one of the original waifubait ships, what are you on about?
Why is Mutsuki an NCR Vet Ranger?
Why do people like your waifu?
She has no personality other than just a good girl. In other word, she is a token character.
Guess I'll need to use ships I don't like for modernizing my favourite's as there's no chance in hell I'm gonna fork over real money ;_;
Because only a shit girl would join NCR. Ave Caesar.
Welcome to the Fleet girls collection AKA Kantai Collection, enjoy your stay.
We'll find that German battleship that's making such a fuss.
We gotta sink the Bismarck 'cause the world depends on us.
We hit the decks a-running, boys, and spin those guns around.
When we find the Bismarck, we gotta cut her down.
She died 75 years ago this month.
Enjoy your quints.
I want to fill Iowa's womb with Abyssal parasites that will eat their way out of her body~
You'll never be able to keep all those cute trophy DDs that way.
Give this nui something to eat please
I want to fill Iowa's womb with my semen.
Its unfair that I have to fork over real money just so that I can increase the ship-girl limit to 300. It should have been added at the beginning of the game.
Voreniggers will literally never die.
I'd tell you to kill your self but unfortunately it would only further get you off.
Hamakaze is for zzzzzzz
They're essentially the same thing.
Sleeping beside with at night? I agree.
I've just finished it, look forward to it.
What a bitch
She calls me master for free.
Why arent fusous more popular?
Are the Italians pure?
IS THIS THING ON?
I want to
joy ride on italy!
With Zara or Pola?
Mizuho da bes
Is she the cutest?
Pretty cute but not even the cutest of her class.
Why would Ushio even think that when Oyashio's almost a decade younger than her.
The first part of Oyashio's name is "parent"
Maybe to a namesake of hers built later on, then it would make sense.
Is that bullying?
Of course not.
Kaga thinks she can protect her future boyfriend against the very girl who scuttled her.
Nope, just admiring her softness and cuteness.
Nah, if you want to bully her you have her eat sweet things.
Is this porn?
Holy shit my sides
Oh wow, it actually got scanned.
You will never impregnate Ushio and have a daughter that grows just as hot as her mother and fuck them both in a incestual 3 way while Ushio has another on the way.
You will never crossdress as Shimakaze and get fucked by a MILF Nagato
Shiggy is cuter
What the actual fuck.
Yes, he is the cutest boy.
I think Max is the cutest boy.
I have to disagree, Lebe is the cutest boy.
The cutest boy is
Hai hai kai ni when?
You're the cutest though
"We are going to okinawa to spit against the wind and thats it!"
Ganbatte Yamato-sama ;_;7
We're going to die a pointless death and you will like it!
After what they did to Kawakaze, I don't know if I want it anymore.
Hotel is talking about Agano.
You mean the disappointment that couldn't live up to the hype?
I'm sure I translated that page before.
The war is lost, but let's throw away our lives in a pointless gesture!
Your shipgirl is suddenly 3D.
That's not what's being said, you fags.
Yeah I guessed as much, but I thought it was a moving sentiment all the same.
Looks like all of my E7 L node attempts.
Is Ro an expensive boat?
impregnate and make a happy wife and mother of my children.
This is your date for tonight
Who is this granny?
Who am I taking her from?
Mine, and how many others?
And what's that on the upper right corner? Sedatives? Aphrodisiacs?
I can do this now. I've got her from farming E2F.
I also got 2 Isokaze, but haven't seen hide nor hair of any Akizuki class yet.
You're taking her from no one, user. This Shoukaku is pure but has a dirty mind.
I don't know what those are in the upper right corner, user.
No, this is.
someone shouts umi da
Never. There is no Hai Hai Kai Ni, it'd have to be Hai Hai Kai Hai (even though that's not a number).
superior grey hair
Shoukaku being so hilariously pretty must be terrible for Zuikaku's self esteem.
Is she experiencing the joy of being cummed inside?
Zuikaku is more popular so it doesn't matter.
She's a cutie isn't she?
Zuikaku is popular?
Third behind Kaga and Akagi.
Her and Kaga are probably the most famous (and absolutely retarded and shittiest) pairing.
Are you retarded or just pretending?
What went wrong with NuiNui?
Eh, you dont see much stuff with her, save the LN
She is. Didn't expect Isokaze to sound like she does though. Hama's voice suits her better.
Unfortunately, as with most new DDs I get, her first assignment is a month of expedition duty.
Better than dry dock I suppose.
Someone with some good sense around here!
I want to protect Kaga from Kagashitter!
I want to do something similar, only replace "Abyssal parasites that will eat their way out of her body" with "enough children to for a combined fleet."
Even the early Pois were hunters.
American making a rude gesture
Why am I not surprised?
Make dank memes not war
How do you know she's not just flipping off gurofag?
I mean would you blame her?
Hiei can be quite handsome.
Pola is for taking advantage of.
What do modern Pois hunt?
Hiei knows the admiral's taste
I want Kiso to teach me the importance of skinship.
I want to skin your kuso alive.
Haruna's butt is daijoubu.
I've never seen her look this good before.
Practice on yourself firs, guroshitter.
Okay, youre retarded
What would you do with Yamashiri's butt?
The rest of her is also pretty daijoubu.
But what are you talking about?
Is something the matter?
People who like butts also eat Filet-O-Fish at McDonalds.
I can't stop laughing at this face, I love it.
Fuck off /co/
There's literally nothing wrong with Filet-O-Fish.
Fuck off /co/
Old Disney stuff is welcome on Sup Forums. Newfag.
This kills the Irishman
There's literally nothing wrong with Filet-O-Fish.
Butts are great.
Second potato famine when?
Takao class meat is best meat
She's experiencing the despair of not being able to clear E-2.
I don't see the appeal in ass
That ass could blot out the sun
His balls are pretty cute.
You will never lick your favourite ship-girls sweaty, slightly smelly butthole.
Ignore Akebono. I'm taking this little semen demon instead
Laga is hate, Laga is death
Oh yes, okinami exists.
I wish she had more doujins.
Are you sure you can handle all the cock lust stuck in that little ship girl?
Probably not. This little slut needs 8 hours of dickig daily.
Oh yes, Houshou exists.
Someone should write an ode to that ass.
Damn right she does.
Kirishima and Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie fine too.
Haruna a borejoubu.
Where did the "Sazanami is a semen demon" come from?
How could we hope to contain Sazanami's lewdness?
Shouldn't have given up
Just accept it.
Ignore this man.
All Kongous are wonderful.
I think I'm gonna quit being TTK.
It's all fine and dandy, I get the feeling of progress, I'm finally becoming able to do stuff on Hard.
But what's the point of any of that, when no matter how many millions of resources I toss at LSC, my special someone won't come to me?
Kirishima's mic check is the most retarded gimmick in the game.
If you type 漣 or さざなみ in Google translate and translate it into Latin it will say "Semenus Demonus".
If you quit, I can guarantee you'll never get her.
But why Tone?
I'm not complaining about it user, I just want to know where it originated from.
Rather ask yourself, why not?
Well yeah, that I can't really get behind but I still like her aside from that.
Zara a cute. Cute!
If you didn't save Pola with your ringed Zara then you're kancolleing wrong.
The only Italian ships I'd consider for a ring are Italia and Pola, no others.
You can't. That's not a valid tactic.
God, she's so cute.
I'm going to marry Pola and not Zara.
But she almost finished off the boss herself.
I can't be assed to grind the required levels these days.
1 CA 1 CAV 4 DD is a legit fleet for E5.
What's those two containers in the top right?
You're gonna need them.
Well you see user, when a ship is pomf'ing on her bed and looking at you with heart pupils, you know there's a night battle coming. And it takes a certain amount of endurance and willpower to stay up all night doing battle. The drinks help with that.
Shoukaku's not my wife though. Kaga is.
I want to have them both.
red and green
It's true, night battles involved a lot of work and you need to keep your energy up for that.
She comes with a Type B so she keeps the Type B, and then she gets a 10 cm because everyone gets 10 cm.
That's stupid, especially when normal 10cm is so shit. You're supposed to use upgraded Ducky guns on every DD with only Ducky having an Air Radar so the others don't trigger AACI instead of her.
I finally have my wino waifu!
Do I look like I'm made out of duck guns? Switching equipment around is a pain so everyone has a basic loadout based on their normal equipment. Duck guns on the duck ships. Extras go to Teno-go girls.
everyone has a basic loadout based on their normal equipment
I'm surprised you can ever clear event maps.
he doesn't have at least 6 Ducky guns
I bet you just slap kraut guns on all your battleships. Disgusting.
I have 11. 6 on the ducks with the rest distributed to Team Ten-go by order of affection.
I slap Kraut guns Kai on every Fast Battleship that isn't Iowa.
still using exclusively kraut guns
No m8, what you need is an assortment of guns.
Won't give you the time of day.
Will call MP's if he prefer's a destroyer.
Original duck is best duck.
Super super rare duckies
Why do the nips use SSR for their gacha games?. Ultra rare and Legendary rare are better than silly things like super super rare, great super rare or high ultra rare.
That looks from Akiduki is doing things to me.
Why the fuck would a company aiming to make money do that?
Because they know people are stupid enough to pay them money to get more space?
No mate, the game is perfectly playable with 100 slots. People simply buy slots for convenience.
When it comes to having to pay, this game is already very lenient.
Oh boy, here we go again
What if you want to collect every ship-girl in the game? You HAVE to pay in order to store more ship-girls.
I originally wanted to collect every ship-girl but there's no way I'm going to fork over real money for it. So who the hell would I have to use for modernizing if I want to get new ship-girls?
What is it with the fucking japs and getting cucked?
You don't know the meaning of unfair, KanColle is very fair with things like money purchases. If you want to see unfair then go play some other browser game or mobage that has gacha.
What if you want to collect every ship-girl in the game?
Then that's your own problem. 100 slots is simply enough to clear events on hard mode.
Rad my response again retard. You basically just restated the reasoning behind my response. The other poster wanted them to give you more slots for free.
But you have to pay in order to get more free spots, user.
Well yeah companies need money, its a F2P game they need to make it somehow especially considering the devs hardly even get much of it from the micro transactions that do exist in the game.
Prettiest NTR queen
Poor girl, she doesn't deserve it.
I want to die.
NTR is literally the worst.
I want to snuggle up with Ooyodo.
Post rare Kagerous.
Am I going to have to go to japan and shoot these faggots
Damn slut should be scrapped.
Where is Hagi's sidetail?
I really don't want to farm D after the shitty time I had in this event.
Are duckies worth 200 buckets?
implying you wouldnt pry this goddess from another man if you could
I sure hope so.
If she were to allow me to take her from another man, she'd be a slut. I'm not into sluts.
Meat class cruisers
Did you clear E-7 yet?
Have you given thanks to the Zuiun fairy today?
I clear event without them so no.
No. I'm on last dance and was hoping he had tips.
I'm just chilling at its doorstep, we've got two weeks.
Pray your land based planes and airstrikes don't miss and don't go the double Yorktown route, Hayasuck and Kamo route is the way to win.
I'm down to 48k fuel now from 110k. Kuso mode is looking better and better by the day.
That's what I'm doing, Surface with 4BB 1CV Kamo + Hayasui 2fBB 2DD Yodo. I've gotten close but never quite there.
Kusomode takes like 20-25k fuel so you still have a ways to go before giving up, and if you do switch the north route, which is shorter, is super easy so no fuel emptying BBs.
I already got Harukaze via kuso grinding via north route, so I'll definitely do that. Pity the A node wolocaust gets so intense on hard.
Not to mention the shitty elite Tsu spam. It's summer all over.
Akagi is a traitor.
Well she does care more about food than anything else.
She have some pretty large chests.
Is Iowa eating a jelly donut?
How do I fix my Sendai's shit taste in anime?
Scrap is the only answer for tha chunni.
Yasen. It's always the answer to anything concerning Sendai.
A long battleship in a long fleet
But can she beat Taihou and her air superiority?
Isn't taihou kind of short?
botesluts will never have to battle against the abyssals in a game of aquatic basketball
why even live
Heaven or hell?
What can you do?
Either, or both.
U G H
Okay, never thought of that then.
It might have saved me some headache, but only if it doesn't go through that BB node.
That's not fun on any difficulty.
RJ is in her seventies or some shit
I want to pronebone while nipping at her ears whispering I love you, while going slow.
She's a cute granny.
Have you wished your favorite dog a happy 101st birthday?
Very naisu body for a 101 year old granny
Nigger, she was launched in 1935. That's 81, not 101.
She's not my dog, she's my wife.
This is my favorite doggie.
Oh boy, here we go again
Shoukaku will wait for your return
Not "I will wait for your return"
Yeah. Why KanColle translator can't seem to understand that saying your name referring to 'I' doesn't work unless you're retard?
Meanwhile the HQ RAW still being held by the chink.
Why of all the girls she is so famous to show up in NTR works?
Come on. ;;
And all the girls are like that.
It goes the same route as 2 CAV 4 DD.
all women are sluts
No, only all the kanmusu.
caring about women's sports
Why exactly do you insist on telling us? I'm not sure if it's weak bait or you're legitimately mentally ill.
RJ is the cutest?
Cute Kaga and Akagi-san
They look as retarded as the average Kagafaggot.
Wow they look like they have downs.
So you can self insert now.
Why would I self-insert as a bitch?
It's hot, they should start wearing less clothes.
Obiously I can´t comprehend your reasoning, don´t ask me why.
They look ugly and retarded. Hey just like their CG.
Guys let's kill Kagashitter!
Kaga is really hot.
Deserves to die.
Even in real life RJ is an Angel
I want to drink Zuihou's pee and lick her sweaty armpits.
I should grind Oyashio at E-7 instead of E-6, right?
Fuck off tripfag
You really are right about shimakaze only getting yaoi/crossdressing doujins now
Do you have a typeset for the other image?
Is Iowa scandinavian american?
I wish she was Scandinavian.
I mean she has as blond hair and blue eyes as the Bismarck
But she is still inferior.
Is Iowa a trophy battleship?
All germanics are equal desu
Why does ushio think that way?
Oyashio's name. Oya(親) mean parent so Oyashio(親潮) could be read as parent of Ushio.
But Oyashio is almost a decade younger than Ushio.
Yes. E7-D. Hope you cleared E5 already.
Oh that's really cute
E-5 was very easy, hope E-6 is just as easy.
What did you use?
doing E5 before E6
No m8, you were supposed to get your shiny new Nonaka land bomber at E6 first before using it on E5. It's not like you could use any land based squadrons on E6 anyway.
Imagine her giving you a handjob while talking about how slow you are.
A normal day in the base.
4 DD and 2 CAV. Took me seven or so run.
Sasuga twitter memes.
I think he meant the equipment setups and land based squadrons.
Only if you embrace the age of zuiun.
One Ducky with 2 AA gun and an air radar, three DDs with 2 AA gun and WG42, Tone-class with two red guns, seaplane and Sanshiki. For land bases, one is nothing but Reppuu and the other is nothing but blue planes.
I believe in the Fukous carrying Zuiuns.
one is nothing but Reppuu
How did they even reach the boss. Their range shouldn't be sufficient.
You used double support right? Both shelling, is it?
I didn't send the Reppuu to the boss, I put them all on I node because that place fucked up my first run. Aye, both supports are shelling.
Akebono is cute! CUTE!
Good night Kaga bros. I hope I sleep forever.
I hope you sleep forever in a body bag.
Akebono gives me an Akeboner.
waste one squadron on I node
still clear E5 hard in 7 runs
What the fuck m8.
I would like to Akebone her.
It was silly of him considering how easy I node should've been with AACI, but land-based bombing isn't particularly crucial for the E-5 boss node. The CAVs do great damage on boss when they survive and focus fire, for example.
What a fucking retard.
Tits are wonderful
I want to make Akashi into a hot, sticky mess.
After or before she improves you?
Why not both?
i want to let her improve me
Yamato levels of consumption, not as much firepower, no special gimmick like Biscuit's torpedo.
Well, that last one is a lie. Girl can AACI with just her 5inch gun and an air radar.
But that's good taste.
Like every Fubuki besides that one has been shit or just plain boring.
Too lewd Kaga-san
Kaga the strongest, mou sugoi
Why is hiei so gay
Sleep tight, Kagafriend
Looks like a man.
Are you bad ass enough to beome parent of Ushio?
I want to cuddle with Houshou.
I'd rather make her a parent.
This artist draws the most delicious girls.
I like legs.
lolicons are the worst
The bottom left if this image is destroying my dick. The way the pantsu folds into the center on the right side is criminal.
But they are all old.
your whole life is going to school and scaring the fuck out of shady assholes and envious ugly girls who try to mess with her
Better start lifting.
There is a blue Ushio doujinshi with that very topic.
That "April fool's" joke was the best.
she belongs to me
I like this TTK.
I want them to sit on my face.
Whats with all the huge tits at the base?
Cruisers are heavy for a reason.
Battleships are all about huge offensive power.
Carriers must be well fed to carry all those planes into battle.
Big tits are filled with love, thus making the world a nicer place.
Kaga is love, Kaga is life
Buoyancy is important for a boat, user.
But I like one of the flat ships more than any other ship.
he does this every day
he has no love
he has no life
what to heck is this, who the hell gets off to this
I was just catching up with 3 weeks' worth of doujin uploads to sadpanda. It's trash but the dual language was what caught my eye.