Would you give a christmas cake a reason to smile again?

Logan Johnson
Logan Johnson

Would you give a christmas cake a reason to smile again?

Adam Collins
Adam Collins

If she asks really nicely, I'll draw a smiling face over her frown.

Thomas Ward
Thomas Ward

how could you not?

Gabriel Hughes
Gabriel Hughes

got it bad got it bad got it baaaaaaaad Im hot for teacher

Luis Roberts
Luis Roberts

I want to have a reason to smile again...

Austin Wright
Austin Wright

You will never learn to smile again through co-dependence with a cake

Michael Ross
Michael Ross

I suspect by now most anons might be the male equivalent to cakes so that would be a pretty good deal.

Nolan Diaz
Nolan Diaz

Would you give a christmas cake a reason to smile again?
You mean invite her to my wedding and sit her with the grandmothers and grandfathers at the wedding dinner?

Gabriel Lopez
Gabriel Lopez

Why is cuddling with a Christmas cake so magical?

Jonathan Foster
Jonathan Foster

Then make a reason to smile again.

Justin Gomez
Justin Gomez

all cuddling is magical!

Jack Richardson
Jack Richardson

Well that'll make her feel worse.

Josiah Myers
Josiah Myers

For Maya-sensei, anything.

Isaiah Martin
Isaiah Martin

Obviously

Chase Ortiz
Chase Ortiz

Isn't that Sensei's clone, not Sensei herself?

Wyatt Mitchell
Wyatt Mitchell

Someone just ask her out already!

Michael Sanchez
Michael Sanchez

It should be your goal to make a cake smile.

Asher King
Asher King

Well that'll make her feel worse.
Well, where would you sit her down? She's too old for the singles table and she cannot sit with the married couples.

Maybe one of the old fat guys has had their wife die recently or divorced her and is looking for a trophy wife or otherwise a mistress.

Grayson Edwards
Grayson Edwards

Nope,. it's Hiratsuka

Ethan Hill
Ethan Hill

Is there any love more pure, more romantic and more ordained by all that is holy than the love between a Christmas Cake and a younger man?

Landon Myers
Landon Myers

Tfw I'm a male Christmas cake and I want to smile again

Jose Watson
Jose Watson

That's Yukinon.

Luke Sanchez
Luke Sanchez

No old fat guys.

Jack Green
Jack Green

The existence of christmas cakes are my only reason to live.

Oliver Phillips
Oliver Phillips

you need to calm down

Joshua Jenkins
Joshua Jenkins

Yes.

Elijah Wright
Elijah Wright

having drinks with grown cake-san.
She's in her mid 30's
you're now a man who can legally drink and she took you on a ride to celebrate with her.
you're not used to being with someone like her.
She'd watched you grow up and played with you while your folks were busy.
she was very pretty in that little knee-long dress and black hair, with those pretty blue eyes of hers..
"Anon, what are you staring at?"
Nothing, nothing, I was just thinking how nice you look.
"Oh? thinking of me huh, maybe something lewd? How much you want me?"
No, I would never do that!
"And why not? I'm not pretty enough for you?"
It's not that! I mean yes, you're very pretty..
"Heh, I'm just teasing, don't worry. It's fine if you think of me like that,you know?"
I-I'm glad you took me out here. Thanks.
Quickly changing the subject.

Ordering drinks and food, you both start getting into friendly banter and taking some shots.
"I'll pay for you, so have some. I'll take you home too. So get drunk with me."
It tastes like fire, but if it's ok to be here like this with her, then you don't mind.
She's so nice, you think to yourself.
Why did she do all this for me?
Sensei motions to the bartender for another round.

you're bent over in the parking lot throwing up
"Alright, user got shit-faced! I'd call this a success!" She cheers.
"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have coaxed you to drink so much you're first time."
"I'll take you home when you're ready."
She's an angel, you think to yourself.

Liam Green
Liam Green

Cake threads are the only waifu faggotry that I approve of

Asher Peterson
Asher Peterson

Of course not. I can't give anyone a reason to smile.

John Morales
John Morales

I'm on a diet.

Nathan Fisher
Nathan Fisher

Yes, with my eternal, undying love and 3.5 kids.

Cameron Bennett
Cameron Bennett

Pretty much this.

Austin Green
Austin Green

They're the waifus that deserve the most love

Wyatt Roberts
Wyatt Roberts

So besides Onegai Sensei, any romance anime where the older woman wins? SDF Macross comes to mind but that barely counts due to Misa being 19 though she did look older.

Stupid sexy Sawako

Henry Mitchell
Henry Mitchell

Onegai Sensei
Sensei
It's 'Teacher', silly user

Adam Bell
Adam Bell

Hey, they deserve as much love as any other girl in anime.

Oliver Bell
Oliver Bell

Why not?

Cooper Baker
Cooper Baker

My mistake.
You'll never be as lucky as Kei

Zachary Cook
Zachary Cook

Because of the fact that not only am I completely and devoid of redeeming qualities, and have absolute no desire to rectify any of these flaws as I waste my life away, indulging in escapism, waiting to die, I am also selfish to the extent that I could never provide reciprocation in a relationship.

Adam Morris
Adam Morris

Wah wah wah go end it already, fag.

Brody Jenkins
Brody Jenkins

So why are romance shows featuring age gap between couples quite rare?

Gabriel Bennett
Gabriel Bennett

Well the way you word it, you sound like a total piece of shit. Work on that damn it. And if it takes an anonymous user on Sup Forums of all places to tell you otherwise then you are pretty sad.

Landon Baker
Landon Baker

They have kids together, it doesn't get better than that

Blake Price
Blake Price

I would, but the problem is I'm simply too much of a massive faggot. Apologies. But there's always hope for the future that I might.

I am. And I did mention that I have no desire to rectify any of my flaws.

Matthew Hill
Matthew Hill

It's hard to suspend disbelief.

Evan Harris
Evan Harris

I hope its soon. The fact that I share a website with someone as pathetic and loathsome as you is giving me depressing and suicidal thoughts

Lucas Barnes
Lucas Barnes

I have no desire to rectify any of my flaws.
And this is why You do not have my sympathy. You say you're a piece of shit, but you do nothing. Pathetic fool aren't you?

Hunter Edwards
Hunter Edwards

You guys keep talking about Christmas cakes just fucking say older woman of milf.
What are you autistic?

Isaac Myers
Isaac Myers

How can I make a Christmas Cake smile when I can't make myself smile? I'll give it my all while shouting "Ganbatte me!" In my mind.

Bentley Mitchell
Bentley Mitchell

Shit man, don't let me bring you down.

I never asked for your sympathy, nor did I ever want it.

Lincoln White
Lincoln White

Maybe the christmas cake trying to make you smile will will bring out hers.

John Cook
John Cook

The fuck's wrong with her hand.

Ethan Morgan
Ethan Morgan

Most powerful adaptive survival processor known to all species
Would rather be a rock
Just suicide already senpai.

Jack Nelson
Jack Nelson

maybe you should off yourself so you can go to the big safe space in the sky fagtron

Juan Hernandez
Juan Hernandez

Lurk moar

Cooper Ross
Cooper Ross

tfw old enough now that the cakes would be younger than you

Jacob Lopez
Jacob Lopez

All species have individual members that tend to be selected out of the gene pool.

Noah Gray
Noah Gray

What are some anime with an entirely nearly all Cake cast?

Wyatt Torres
Wyatt Torres

R.O.D comes to mind pretty heavily

Bentley Cooper
Bentley Cooper

Really? Never heard of it.

Connor Mitchell
Connor Mitchell

KUROI SENSEI

Cameron Gutierrez
Cameron Gutierrez

You know I used to be a Yukinofag, but after countless arguing in threads I think the best end would probably be the sensei route, just so everyones pissed off their waifu didnt win

Jordan Parker
Jordan Parker

I fucking love Christmas Cakes, No BS around, None of that "its not like I don't like you"

Stright to the point. I want to fuck.
ok
I want to go out with you
Hooter?
I need a new set of wheels for the Civic.
Momos or Ekins
then I slap her because am a DWest man.

That why I fuck X-mas cakes.

why don't you, she might buy you that bodypillow of Haruka you been wanting.

Ian Myers
Ian Myers

He's not wrong.

Jaxon Roberts
Jaxon Roberts

Series has multiple cakes
They're all shit tier
Bakuon you've done me dirty.

Dylan Adams
Dylan Adams

Any good milf Doujins out there?

Hunter Baker
Hunter Baker

Are there any bad ones?

Chase Gomez
Chase Gomez

Touché user.

Jayden Gomez
Jayden Gomez

Well I just want some recommendations really.

Caleb Collins
Caleb Collins

please lurk more.

Alexander Cooper
Alexander Cooper

/r/

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