How do you respond?

David Reyes
David Reyes

Anon kun!!!! Watashi ga ninshin shita nda!!!!

How do you respond?

Dylan Anderson
Dylan Anderson

If you're gonna live in my basement, you're gonna have to learn to speak american.

Benjamin Kelly
Benjamin Kelly

I've never understood what that pink thing is supposed to be.

Carter Cook
Carter Cook

speak english you crazy jap, and quit waving that piss stick around

Jose Carter
Jose Carter

It's a tongue depressor.

Anthony Hernandez
Anthony Hernandez

With a coat hanger.

Christopher Long
Christopher Long

gomenesai

Levi Price
Levi Price

Welcome back from your trip to Mexico.

Nolan Brown
Nolan Brown

Eh? Nandatte?

Dodge:successful

Nathan Campbell
Nathan Campbell

u wöt

Easton Hughes
Easton Hughes

YAA~ GOMEN GOMEN

Tyler Anderson
Tyler Anderson

Pregnancy test

Benjamin Parker
Benjamin Parker

so how do these even work?

Andrew Gutierrez
Andrew Gutierrez

Wow what's even the point
Pregnant women are obviously pregnant

Juan Nelson
Juan Nelson

Omedetou. Chichioya no shoutai ga wakaru?

Jack Russell
Jack Russell

I guess you just have to shake it and it'll tell you if you are pregnant or not.

Hunter Kelly
Hunter Kelly

You shoot your load on the stick and then stick them in the designated slot. After a while you pull it back out and if it's got a plus sign on it, boom you got a girl pregnant. That's how you make babies.

Lincoln Rivera
Lincoln Rivera

you pee in it and it detects hgh a component your body makes when pregnant

Ethan Parker
Ethan Parker

I'd question how I could've cheated on my waifu with this girl, and commit harakiri.

Xavier Johnson
Xavier Johnson

How is this a real thing?

David Miller
David Miller

So, only she can choose to have an abortion or not? How does that work?

Chase Bell
Chase Bell

Yeah right.

Alexander Butler
Alexander Butler

ZEN ZEN WAKARANAI

Jayden Walker
Jayden Walker

Dodge while simultaneously imlying slut-status

sasuga

Jace Baker
Jace Baker

Well you see the child is 100 percent hers until it becomes time to pay for it in which case she shares.

Adrian Hernandez
Adrian Hernandez

If you're a woman you get to do whatever the fuck you want with it.

If you're a guy you get to pay alimony.

Elijah Carter
Elijah Carter

Thats pretty fucking sugoi.

Im gonna go commit sudoku.

Robert Barnes
Robert Barnes

So you know you are pregnant before it's obvious. How fast díd you think it takes for it to be noticeable?

Joshua Allen
Joshua Allen

Dostedt

Joshua Clark
Joshua Clark

Slap her until she speaks English.

Levi Bailey
Levi Bailey

Instantly. She'll have "that glow".

Gavin Hughes
Gavin Hughes

ああ、そうかそうか
死ね

Jordan Miller
Jordan Miller

These guys can't be serious.
Didn't you take sex ed?

Nathaniel Gray
Nathaniel Gray

tfw no gf like Asuna to play games with

Carter Moore
Carter Moore

mfw

Christian Bailey
Christian Bailey

shita nda
Better get back to studying.

Anthony Roberts
Anthony Roberts

Do you expect people on Sup Forums to know how the female anatomy works?

David Flores
David Flores

OMEDETOU!! OMAE DARE DA!?

Charles Scott
Charles Scott

Talk to her using Polish tongue twisters until either she starts speaking English or her brain melts.

Brandon Brooks
Brandon Brooks

I'm expecting fellow adults to not be retarded yes
Why do I keep doing this?

Isaac Fisher
Isaac Fisher

Get out.

Dominic Phillips
Dominic Phillips

Congratulations. Who's the father?

Chase Bennett
Chase Bennett

(You)

Adam Cruz
Adam Cruz

How? I'm a cuck so I only let other men cum inside her.

Jayden Morgan
Jayden Morgan

I'd get a parent DNA test done to prove it's mine before I take responsibility. I hope she doesn't get pissy about that.

Caleb Gutierrez
Caleb Gutierrez

Eeeeeeeeeeeeh!? Ore!? Ore kono ko shiranai yo!

Anthony Ward
Anthony Ward

Otou-san wa dare da?

Lucas Sanders
Lucas Sanders

Wa-i, Yatta! Yatta!

Charles Hill
Charles Hill

He doesn't know what that pink thing is so he must be a retard
Yeah, no

Benjamin Thomas
Benjamin Thomas

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER.

DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Tyler Brooks
Tyler Brooks

Basically this. The moment a woman talks about trouble with her contraceptives, she's gonna baby. You can usually call it within a week of conception.

Oliver Gomez
Oliver Gomez

The point is so they can prepare for it and possibly do something about it.

Aaron Young
Aaron Young

I don't speak chink

Anthony Thomas
Anthony Thomas

In a non SAO world she is top tier waifu material.

First thing I'd do is have to try and learn Japanese quickly or hope that as a player of online games she knows English.

Lincoln Perez
Lincoln Perez

だれだ?

Andrew Brown
Andrew Brown

okay lad

Eli Gonzalez
Eli Gonzalez

このスレ

Camden Roberts
Camden Roberts

virtualworld.jpeg

Ryder Barnes
Ryder Barnes

KUYASHII

Camden Martin
Camden Martin

This means I made Kirito a Hahnrei, which is a reward in itself.
I'll take responsibility.

Leo Hughes
Leo Hughes

Virtual sex causes virtual babies?

Jonathan Davis
Jonathan Davis

SA
SU
GA

SE
NP
AI

日本語ができません

Anthony Robinson
Anthony Robinson

Fuck nigga, get that gay as shit out of my face. Fucking speak English you fucking gook. Fake ass bitch be trapin. I ain't paying no god damn child support for your sorry ass.

Grayson Foster
Grayson Foster

So white it hurts

Dominic Richardson
Dominic Richardson

Yeah, yes.

But then again, retards on Sup Forums is nothing new.

James Cox
James Cox

Could you repeat that in english?

Benjamin Bennett
Benjamin Bennett

How do you respond?
Probably by first correcting her terrible Japanese.

Logan Barnes
Logan Barnes

Sacrifice to Aiwass.

Camden Moore
Camden Moore

Like murder the child?

Carson Rogers
Carson Rogers

I'm glad someone posted this.

The correct answer.

Gabriel Williams
Gabriel Williams

to be exact it's hcg that is detected, which stands for something something gonadotropin which a woman's body starts secreting after her egg's been fertilized

hgh stands for human growth hormone (if i recall correctly) and basically regulates your growth, so like your bones, muscles, skin and all that shit

Kayden Lewis
Kayden Lewis

そっか。

Carson Rodriguez
Carson Rodriguez

you fuck someone in VR
they're pregnant in real life
Absolutely horrifying

Jaxson Thompson
Jaxson Thompson

Get him to the hospital

Alexander Reyes
Alexander Reyes

fck off, leave!!!!

Jonathan Rogers
Jonathan Rogers

wakarimasen lol

Austin Cook
Austin Cook

This thing is useless user

Jordan Gonzalez
Jordan Gonzalez

My waifu is gonna carve the baby out of your stomach. Sorry asuna.

Parker Anderson
Parker Anderson

Edgy schooldays waifu son?

Alexander Baker
Alexander Baker

Just the standard yandere response i suppose.

Dominic Gutierrez
Dominic Gutierrez

Hai, Kazuma desu

Alexander Green
Alexander Green

Anon kun!!!! Watashi ga ninshin shita nda!!!!
This is not something anyone would ever say. They would say "Akachan dekichatta" or "Akachan ga dekita" or "Watashi ninshin shiteru"

"Shitanda" kinda implies that they were pregnant but they aren't any more.

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