Haifuri

Brayden Sullivan
Brayden Sullivan

BLAHAJ

All urls found in this thread:
https://a.pomf.cat/izmzyy.ogg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2WuDHoLF04
https://my.mixtape.moe/xhjllj.ogg
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56947907
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B012T310GS/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_dp_ss_2?pf_rd_p=1944687502&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-1&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=B00IC60G62&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=0HNDCV6GYY0E783P9CFK
http://www.amazon.com/Adventure-Planet-Plush-MAKO-SHARK/dp/B003UFTYI6/ref=sr_1_2?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1463660501&sr=1-2&keywords=shark+plushie
http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/40298027/
Zachary Scott
Zachary Scott

BLAHAJ
A
It's BLÅHAJ, with an Å.

Thomas Cox
Thomas Cox

Not available at your location

Why live?

Jonathan Sullivan
Jonathan Sullivan

It's a cuck language it doesn't matter how we spell it.

Austin Reed
Austin Reed

cuck
Kindly fuck off.

Owen Roberts
Owen Roberts

What kind of PV will we get this time?

Zachary Phillips
Zachary Phillips

The undersides of the fins of Shiro-chan's shark are white while the IKEA ones have blue fins. Not a perfect match.

Ayden Cruz
Ayden Cruz

The same as always. Misleading.

Brayden Phillips
Brayden Phillips

I don't even watch this show, but these sharks are cute.

Christian Hernandez
Christian Hernandez

Go back to your children of /v/, tool.

Ian Allen
Ian Allen

Episode 5 wasn't very misleading.

Lincoln Jackson
Lincoln Jackson

Just wait till they retcon the fins and suddenly we get a Haifuri endorsement for IKEA

In other news, meme that BLAHAJ harder to the nips. Has it reached the staff twitters yet?

Justin Butler
Justin Butler

Shiro-chan is cute

Xavier Sanchez
Xavier Sanchez

tfw you were responsible for this meme

Blake Parker
Blake Parker

True.

Jaxson Moore
Jaxson Moore

calling OC a meme

Brandon Garcia
Brandon Garcia

Depressed Shiro is cute too.

Ethan Perry
Ethan Perry

Does this show ever go full angst? Or do they keep the immersion breaking wild swings between shit's fucked, and "we're all just cute girls here"?

Aaron Thomas
Aaron Thomas

Nothing angsty so far beyond showing Mike's inadequacy as a captain. Hopefully they'll go somewhere with that and make her develop.

Elijah Hughes
Elijah Hughes

Is she sad that Mike doesn't call her Shiro anymore? What can she do for Mike to call her that again?

Brayden Nguyen
Brayden Nguyen

I like my characters properly developed as well.

Bentley Bell
Bentley Bell

Yeah, Mike has been a lot more distant with her. She probably mad at herself as well for being so hard on her.

Whatever she does, she better hurry up with it. Other girls are already rushing to take her place.

Cooper Lopez
Cooper Lopez

It's sad, the only girl that loves Shiro is Kuro. That's puny compared to Mike's harem.

Parker Powell
Parker Powell

Reminder.

Brody Jones
Brody Jones

Every badass captain in fiction ever.

Also her constant insubordination really is asking for a keelhauling.

Brody Barnes
Brody Barnes

Mike is too much of a little bitch to actually do anything it.

Nathan Scott
Nathan Scott

I really don't think Mike has any harem. Shiro is skeptical about her, Brown Sugar is loyal to her captain. Only Rin and maybe Moka really like Mike.
Macchi is the only one who actually got a harem on the ship.

Nolan Wood
Nolan Wood

https://a.pomf.cat/izmzyy.ogg

Levi Smith
Levi Smith

best

Aiden Cruz
Aiden Cruz

I really like these sharks

Carson Foster
Carson Foster

Shiro needs to realise that her "bad luck" is just the inevitable result of her own negative attitude. She needs to start living in a more positive way to turn her life around and she can start by marrying Kuro.

Samuel Green
Samuel Green

Why marry the consolation prize? She just needs to make up with Mike, and then jump on her once Moka dies.

Joshua Hughes
Joshua Hughes

Brown Sugar is loyal to her captain

Ha, good one.

Alexander White
Alexander White

Slipping on a banana peel and getting hit by a water gun had nothing to do with her negative attitude.

Jack Bennett
Jack Bennett

Mike would kill herself if Moka dies.

Cooper Cook
Cooper Cook

out-of-tune sax
Still better than Sonar-chan's bugling.

Lucas Butler
Lucas Butler

Wilhelmina is still hungry for Thea puss

Carter Turner
Carter Turner

Can't resist the Mike.

Kayden Bennett
Kayden Bennett

But Justi Ueki Tylor runs away with the ship.

Aiden Collins
Aiden Collins

Flat is justice.

Jace Turner
Jace Turner

You'll never attract a big strong captain with such a tiny armament

Kayden Williams
Kayden Williams

when is planes

Ian Kelly
Ian Kelly

After the timeskip where Kouko has realized her dream of airplanes.

Colton King
Colton King

we need new episode asap... when PV out?

Chase Edwards
Chase Edwards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2WuDHoLF04

Jacob Lee
Jacob Lee

pv in about 7 hours.

Lucas Kelly
Lucas Kelly

i already watch this 5 times >_<

Jaxson Harris
Jaxson Harris

I won't be satisfied unless the PV shows a lot of ship combat, hopefully against the Musashi. I want this subplot out of the way so we can find out who's behind the mind control rats.

William Allen
William Allen

subplot
implying the one behind the rats is not Moeka
She's been behind everything, from the manga's cover to the popularity's board.

Isaiah Butler
Isaiah Butler

to the popularity's board
DELETE THIS

Jason Long
Jason Long

It is suspicious that Moeka looks so healthy despite having been confined to the bridge for days on end.

Asher Walker
Asher Walker

Musashi vs Iowa when?

Adrian Phillips
Adrian Phillips

She's been cooking and eating rodent after rodent

Asher Clark
Asher Clark

But that would infect her. And how would she get water?

Austin Ward
Austin Ward

And how would she get water?

Charles Rogers
Charles Rogers

What about toilet?

Christian Walker
Christian Walker

BLAHAJ
Is this thread about "The Monster"?

Ian Williams
Ian Williams

_<
Fuck off.

Nicholas Perry
Nicholas Perry

https://my.mixtape.moe/xhjllj.ogg

Colton Sanders
Colton Sanders

You weren't.

Julian Moore
Julian Moore

Hai means shark in german

Henry White
Henry White

Same in Finnish.

Owen Green
Owen Green

no emot at Sup Forums?

Jackson Jones
Jackson Jones

they console your dick

Nolan Adams
Nolan Adams

lurk 2 years before posting

Jaxson Johnson
Jaxson Johnson

who's behind the mind control rats
No one will be behind them.

Jeremiah Nelson
Jeremiah Nelson

When are we going to get a real TORIKAJI MOTHERFUCKING IPPAI drifting maneuver?

Jeremiah Howard
Jeremiah Howard

But same is shark in Japanese too.

Aiden Hughes
Aiden Hughes

deepest ore

Adam Jones
Adam Jones

multi-rudder drifting

Gabriel Wright
Gabriel Wright

Why are they so best?

Jaxson Morris
Jaxson Morris

When they realized that aircraft carrier exist for a reason. And that it is part of naval battle.

John Nelson
John Nelson

Why do you need aircraft carriers when you don't have planes?

Juan Mitchell
Juan Mitchell

They're the only ones that can properly cook.

Bentley Roberts
Bentley Roberts

TORIKAJI IPPAI

Gabriel Adams
Gabriel Adams

So that US can land their cool jets on theirs.

Nathan King
Nathan King

If only Rice Cooker-san was alive.

Henry Miller
Henry Miller

Maron should be able to bring it back to life.

Dylan Flores
Dylan Flores

Can an Iowa beat the Musashi?

Gavin Rivera
Gavin Rivera

Why are there so many light haired girls on this Japanese ship?

Andrew Walker
Andrew Walker

Jacket wearing damage control-chan already brought it back to live before the curry episode happened according to the manga's latest chapter.

Evan Williams
Evan Williams

Jacket wearing damage control-chan

Who?

Mason Hill
Mason Hill

you will never be captain of a Burke
Why even live

Alexander Phillips
Alexander Phillips

I can't post it here.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56947907

Landon Bailey
Landon Bailey

Rin makes a good mistress for Mike. Her main wife should still be Shiro.

Logan Foster
Logan Foster

First hit wins. Historically the Iowa would have a huge advantage due to American crews having vastly greater combat-readiness than the Japs, but if it's just cute girls then they're probably about equal.

Then again, we've already seen that mind-controlled crews can't aim for shit, so the Iowa can probably ride right up and reenact the sinking of the Kirishima.

Samuel Mitchell
Samuel Mitchell

The mind-controlled Musashi seemed to aim pretty well.

Parker Garcia
Parker Garcia

You are assuming that mind controlled Iowa will do much better.

Ayden Hill
Ayden Hill

At basically point-blank range, and still failed to inflict significant damage to ships that would be devastated even by training shells.

No, I'm assuming the Iowa isn't mind-controlled at all, since mind-controlled ships don't seem to attack each other.

Jordan Wright
Jordan Wright

She would be best engineer if it wasn't for Maron.

Jaxon Edwards
Jaxon Edwards

Deutschland über alles.

Charles Kelly
Charles Kelly

still failed to inflict significant damage to ships that would be devastated even by training shells.

One of those was because of Shima's super aiming skills.

Grayson Sullivan
Grayson Sullivan

Mike's harem

Literally what?

Luis Cooper
Luis Cooper

Rin, Shiro, Moka, and Brown Sugar.

Wyatt Mitchell
Wyatt Mitchell

Moka
Shiro
Mina
Rin

Thomas Lopez
Thomas Lopez

Yes

Based on ballistics and maneuverability.

Justin Richardson
Justin Richardson

Shooting at ships at visual range, at 2km away.

Yeah, no shit buddy.

Adrian Jones
Adrian Jones

Requesting pics of German engineering.

Blake Cook
Blake Cook

that hull

Did Somalian pirates tried to raid them?

Jeremiah Cook
Jeremiah Cook

Aber natürlich.

Gabriel Perry
Gabriel Perry

Chinese 'carrier killer' AShM.

Hudson Miller
Hudson Miller

Mei is cute.

Christian Rodriguez
Christian Rodriguez

But Shima gets all the cool shooting action.

Luis Bennett
Luis Bennett

Why is she shaking up and down like that?

Levi Rivera
Levi Rivera

That's fine as long as she gets to see the shooting

Levi Turner
Levi Turner

what game is this and why is there not a haifuri mod?

Carter Bailey
Carter Bailey

She's excited.

Isaiah Morales
Isaiah Morales

Because Shima is the artillery officer. The real strength of a DD lies in its torpedoes, so Mei is being saved for a real fight.

Blake Wright
Blake Wright

Pretty sure its "Command: Modern Air / Naval Operations"
Shouldn't be too hard to copy&paste some animu shit into it if you have time and autism enough for an Aurora 4x and bigger depth simulator.

Jeremiah Barnes
Jeremiah Barnes

Can their torpedoes even do anything against the Musashi? At least Shima can shoot down bullets with her own bullets, I guess Mei would be doing something similar but with torpedoes.

Caleb Moore
Caleb Moore

But can they sing?

Sebastian Campbell
Sebastian Campbell

They can actually cause considerable damage to the beam of the Musashi if the torpedo could be set to detonate beneath the hull.

Luke Jackson
Luke Jackson

So they just need to hit the same area twice?

Ethan Foster
Ethan Foster

Ask the Shinano.

Fun fact: as she capsized, her fleeing crew was sucked back into the ship when her elevators touched the waterline

Daniel Cook
Daniel Cook

It isn't a matter of how many times you hit. Modern torpedoes don't impact hulls, they detonate beneath the target to create a bubble (which causes respectable damage in its own right), and then as water rushes to fill that bubble it collides at the center, creating a vertical pillar that splits the target in half.
You can see the effect in

Andrew Hall
Andrew Hall

Who seriously did an oil on canvas with this?

William Gutierrez
William Gutierrez

It's probalby shopped.

Ryan Harris
Ryan Harris

Lads I really want to put brown in a cute dress to see her embarrassed

Kevin Nguyen
Kevin Nguyen

Tell me about the Mashiro. Why does she like the shark?

Easton Rivera
Easton Rivera

its just me playing with photoshop

Jayden James
Jayden James

Sharks are rulers of the sea, dangerous predators, maajestic animals. Basically everything the Munetani clan and the BluMer are and Shiro wants to be.

John Young
John Young

The plush is just a stand in for Mike, her husbando.

Ryan Young
Ryan Young

Blu-ray 2 cover

Kevin Wright
Kevin Wright

nazi salute
They know their table manners.

Jeremiah Butler
Jeremiah Butler

Hopefully each group will get a cover.

Landon Jones
Landon Jones

2 is better than 1

Carter Sanders
Carter Sanders

She's likes sharking.

Henry Ward
Henry Ward

They are just trying to make the german girl feel welcome.

Mason Cruz
Mason Cruz

If I made her share a room, would she die?

Aiden White
Aiden White

is it just me or is the PV taking too long to come out? usually it's out by this time..

Benjamin Baker
Benjamin Baker

muh

Jason Bennett
Jason Bennett

Lol footfags.

Jaxon Taylor
Jaxon Taylor

Marikouji san.

Camden Turner
Camden Turner

They fucking know.

Nathaniel Gray
Nathaniel Gray

She's perfect.

Nathan Thomas
Nathan Thomas

WASSUP FICKI FICKI

Adrian Foster
Adrian Foster

Feetfags are stupid but I like this.

Dominic Johnson
Dominic Johnson

Any preview yet?

Aaron Hughes
Aaron Hughes

What's up kuk?

Landon Bell
Landon Bell

Did they f-ed up their schedule?

David James
David James

Disgusting footfaggots.

Lincoln Jones
Lincoln Jones

is captain mike a nopan?

Nicholas Jones
Nicholas Jones

matchi will never parachute right down in front of you and ravish for your teenage girl body

Gavin Long
Gavin Long

To the girls, she is pretty boy handsome.

Justin Fisher
Justin Fisher

I bet the next episode is a recap episode

Dylan Scott
Dylan Scott

She looks nothing like a boy.

Levi Reyes
Levi Reyes

I came here for sharks

Where are the sharks?

Xavier Clark
Xavier Clark

SHARK DOESN'T HAVE BLU FINS

Luis Murphy
Luis Murphy

We Girls und Delayz now.

Jackson Evans
Jackson Evans

nice body

Josiah Reyes
Josiah Reyes

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B012T310GS/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_dp_ss_2?pf_rd_p=1944687502&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-1&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=B00IC60G62&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=0HNDCV6GYY0E783P9CFK

Wyatt Price
Wyatt Price

How would you know what a boy looks like?

Elijah Perry
Elijah Perry

Better one
http://www.amazon.com/Adventure-Planet-Plush-MAKO-SHARK/dp/B003UFTYI6/ref=sr_1_2?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1463660501&sr=1-2&keywords=shark+plushie
Exact match. Suck it, Ikeafags!

Andrew Murphy
Andrew Murphy

It would be extremely cramped.

Robert Hill
Robert Hill

Yes, what kind of captain keeps leaving the ship...

Isaiah Young
Isaiah Young

Not dark enough

Asher Wood
Asher Wood

Good ones

Liam Harris
Liam Harris

Comedian? Ain't you dead?

Isaac Lee
Isaac Lee

Either the episode is too groundbreaking to even showcase 10 seconds beforehand or we are in Production Issues City.

Jaxon Cruz
Jaxon Cruz

what happened to shiro

Hunter Garcia
Hunter Garcia

Mindbroken just from looking at Mike's body.

Justin Bennett
Justin Bennett

More like mindfixed. Mike will cure her unluckyness.

Aiden Butler
Aiden Butler

I am curious. Did the user buy all these ikea sharks to make this photo?

One I can understand, but that many?

Thomas Brown
Thomas Brown

Shoop.

Jonathan Martinez
Jonathan Martinez

No bullying poor cake Sonar-chan!

Ryder Cox
Ryder Cox

cake
What?

Robert Lopez
Robert Lopez

Why is the carrier racing too?

Evan Davis
Evan Davis

Ahhh too bad.

Jeremiah Butler
Jeremiah Butler

She is classy and older. So likely a cake.

Kayden Reyes
Kayden Reyes

What you think she repeated years of school?
She's 15 like the rest of them.

Christopher Hernandez
Christopher Hernandez

It is more interesting thinking of her as a cake who wants to join the navy.

Nicholas Foster
Nicholas Foster

You can't even buy one damn shark these days, let alone a herd of them.

Leo Walker
Leo Walker

Is it because a certain user bought them all?

Grayson Garcia
Grayson Garcia

If I made her share a room, would she die?

Are you a shark?

Lincoln Lewis
Lincoln Lewis

OFFICIAL HAIFURI GIRLS RANKING
TOP TIER
Irizaki Mei
Yanagiwara Maron
Kaburagi Minami
Nousa Kouko
Wilhelmina

HIGH TIER
Misaki Akeno
Marikouji Kaede
Noma Machiko
Uchida Mayumi
Irako Mikan
Munetani Mashimo
Katsuka Satoko
Wakasa Reo
Wazumi Hime
Sugimoto Sango

MID TIER
Tateishi Shima
Kinesaki Homare
Kinesaki Akane
Toumatsu Mimi
Yagi Tsugumi
Himeji Kayoko
Ise Sakura
Suruga Runa
Ogasawara Hikari
Takeda Michiru
Fujita Yui
Heki Junko
Uda Megumi

LOW TIER
Shiretoko Rin
Aoki Momo
Yamashita Hideko
Hirota Sora
Matsunaga Ritsuko

SHIT TIER
China Moeka
Munetani Mashiro
Kuroki Hiromi

Tyler Mitchell
Tyler Mitchell

Poster in 神奈川

twitter.com/yzwrk/status/733292018416246785

Gavin King
Gavin King

Episode Preview when?

Benjamin Phillips
Benjamin Phillips

Hopefully within next 163 hours

Leo Bailey
Leo Bailey

Next week. Recaptain

Juan Morris
Juan Morris

This week's PV better be good or I'm going to be pissed.

Christian Rivera
Christian Rivera

Full of SoL scenes, the way we like it.

Oliver James
Oliver James

Feet are cool when they are presented in a more subtle way. How am I supposed to get turned on when there's a foot that takes like 50 % of the sceen?

Nicholas Carter
Nicholas Carter

This should work, if not, please get your dick fixed.

Michael Howard
Michael Howard

She's a little girl.

Asher Barnes
Asher Barnes

Source?

Dylan Baker
Dylan Baker

Doc is still a best, though.

Dominic Foster
Dominic Foster

This works honestly too well user, and actually was the clip that got me following a shit 30 sec anime.

Joshua Lopez
Joshua Lopez

She'd get pregnant.

Brandon Ross
Brandon Ross

Not if I get her pregnant first!

Jaxon Walker
Jaxon Walker

user gave a clue.

Eli Martinez
Eli Martinez

You can take her back door.

Thomas Ortiz
Thomas Ortiz

I don't get it.

Jack Wilson
Jack Wilson

What does it smell like under the kotatsu?

Gabriel Ward
Gabriel Ward

That's sad, if only I had more than 29 seconds to help you.

But sadly, I do not have 30 seconds to help.

Owen Ward
Owen Ward

Sweat and dreams.

Jason Edwards
Jason Edwards

But she poops from there!

Nathaniel Foster
Nathaniel Foster

not wanting to slide in and out of her poop hole and comment on what it feels like to get her embarrassed on purpose

Jose Peterson
Jose Peterson

So you're just a shitty troll. Okay.

Ryan Lee
Ryan Lee

How true is this?

Jonathan Lee
Jonathan Lee

I want to stick my head under the kotatsu, bury my face into the gap between her delicious thighs and inhale deeply.

Charles Long
Charles Long

Not even that user, but how much do you need the tips to be shoved into your face?

Aaron Price
Aaron Price

"Hai" means "shark" in German.

Alexander King
Alexander King

When she said that, how is it possible to not immediately think of Mina on the toilet repeatedly wiping her dirty asshole? Why is it so blatantly lewd?

Evan Green
Evan Green

I haven't watched this in awhile do we know why the teacher girl is evil yet?

John Bailey
John Bailey

Mind controlled by rats.

Charles Barnes
Charles Barnes

IT was the electromagnetic rage hamsters.

John Morris
John Morris

Some of us just want to spend 30 seconds on our anime. Is that so bad?

Isaiah Ramirez
Isaiah Ramirez

Good user, there are multiple 30 sec anime this season right?

Mason Powell
Mason Powell

And some of us want a striaght answer instead of unhelpful cryptic bullshit.

Ethan Ross
Ethan Ross

Furushou is cute! I want to marry Furushou and make her a happy cake!

Angel Lee
Angel Lee

Is this cryptic bullshit making you angry like a demon or the opposite perhaps?

Aiden Williams
Aiden Williams

How much for a shark like this from ikea?

Nolan Rodriguez
Nolan Rodriguez

Wouldn't that make you really uncomfortable though?

The kotatsu is small, so both the underside of the board and her legs would be restricting your movement. You wouldn't have any change but to remain between her legs, as her thighs would rub against your cheeks with every movement, tightening every time she would stretch her legs. And deeper on you could feel her spats becoming sweaty, as you'd have no choice but to breath directly into her skin, while resting your head against her round butt. Wouldn't that be hell?

Gavin Reyes
Gavin Reyes

Don't worry user, I'll cuddle with you.

Hunter Evans
Hunter Evans

It would be even more hellish if she's been wearing those spats all day and a strong musky scent starts wafting from beyond her inner thighs. She'd squirm around as she feels my breath on her skin and my face would be engulfed in her sweet body as her feet rub against my shoulders and back from the outside of the kotatsu. It'd be terrible.

Jaxson Kelly
Jaxson Kelly

She just has a hairy butt.

John Gonzalez
John Gonzalez

Tell me about it. Definitely one of those situations where I wouldn't want to end up. Worst part is that the kotatsu would most likely be so cramped you wouldn't be able to leave even if you wanted to. You would be forced to endure the torture of her legs coiling around you, as her spats would get wetter and wetter with your every breath. Eventually you would be able to hear her barely audible moans, which she was clearly trying to hide. Her legs would slowly begin to convulse, in the rhythm of your breath, still for some reason refusing to leave and release you from the torture. Maybe even worse than this would be the fact her scent would only get stronger, until everything else would fade out, leaving only her wetness dripping to your face and the scent that would almost drive you insane.

Gabriel Thomas
Gabriel Thomas

15USD apparently http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/40298027/

Nicholas Cruz
Nicholas Cruz

Thanks!
I'll get one next time I go there

Michael Robinson
Michael Robinson

You probably won't since they seem to be out of stock everywhere.

Nathan Sanchez
Nathan Sanchez

Are there any anons who have actually bought a BLAHAJ because of Shiro?

Chase White
Chase White

That popular eh?

Ikea is the kind of business that makes more if something sells. Hopefully they will stock up for next time I go.

I am planning to

Thomas Stewart
Thomas Stewart

Shiro would be proud. Do post once you receive it.

Sebastian Ward
Sebastian Ward

I sure would, but they don't sell them here and the only ones on ebay are ~£35 which is way too much

Isaac Parker
Isaac Parker

Ikea is the kind of business that makes more if something sells.
That's if they haven't already phased it out and are only selling leftover stock.

Lucas Wilson
Lucas Wilson

Please don't shatter my dreams.

John Collins
John Collins

The wait is killing me.

Isaiah Davis
Isaiah Davis

See you next week for episode 7.

Jason Cox
Jason Cox

Is Moka being fucked from behind?

Carter Long
Carter Long

I want to use my dick to clean up Moka's dirty shithole.

She'll never need toilet paper again.

Jonathan Hernandez
Jonathan Hernandez

tfw mike rips open moka's pantyhose and goes in raw

Luke Collins
Luke Collins

As if Mike's measly 3.9" is enough to satisfy Moka.

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