How badly do they fuck it up?

Michael Wood
Michael Wood

Your favorite anime gets turned into an American blockbuster movie

How badly do they fuck it up?

All urls found in this thread:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letters_from_Iwo_Jima
https://youtu.be/2DhoBuU1Dtc
http://variety.com/2015/film/news/robotech-movie-sony-tv-series-anime-1201460191/
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qxHgVBpKNEo
Logan Jones
Logan Jones

They would turn Yasuri Shichika into some edge lord

Dominic Nelson
Dominic Nelson

ONE PUNCH MAN
Directed by: Quentin Tarantino, Zack Synder
The Rock plays Saitama

its better than i expected.

Colton Hill
Colton Hill

GJ-bu.
I don't even know how.

Benjamin Phillips
Benjamin Phillips

PMMM was already recapped in 2 movies
Condense and cram even further into a single one
character development, interactions, and exposition are all rip in puellas
live action teenagers and CGI witches
CGI Kyubey

Jeremiah Morris
Jeremiah Morris

jojos bizarre adventure.

This is ether going to be a really gay porno or the most manly thing to ever be made

Adam Wilson
Adam Wilson

non non biyori

Only Wes Anderson could pull that shit off.

Liam Ortiz
Liam Ortiz

Not my favorite anime at all, but i can imagine them turning elfen lied and my waifu lucy into feminist cunts

Lucas Butler
Lucas Butler

Medabots

Lots of CGI and T-Pain voiced Metabee.

Its bad but its probably better than the Kilobot season.

Probably both.

Jason Hughes
Jason Hughes

Baccano
I imagine censoring but could be good

William Nelson
William Nelson

Shirobako

Might work, because the setting is realistic.

James Wright
James Wright

Symphogear

All the girls are now action actors like Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis.
Christian Bale as Chris, jokes about Equilibrium are still made.
All the songs are pop-rock classics, except the last one, which is poorly translated j-rock

Movie of the year

Gabriel Hall
Gabriel Hall

I don't want to know how bad they fuck up Kino

Baccano might be down well tho

Jackson Bennett
Jackson Bennett

GITS:SAC

We're about to find out

Xavier Ross
Xavier Ross

What about Vin Diesel?

Angel Foster
Angel Foster

it'll probably be like the OVAs where they strip away all the bizarreness of the series

Kayden Campbell
Kayden Campbell

Your favourite anime is medabots? That's an interesting one user.

Anthony Wilson
Anthony Wilson

Gunsmith Cats
literally a 90's action movie already, I'm fine with this.

Elijah Taylor
Elijah Taylor

Ougi is cute! CUTE!

Jaxon Hughes
Jaxon Hughes

Was there ever a way to watch them?

Gavin Bailey
Gavin Bailey

Black Lagoon
Well they'd probably just rib off chunks of the anime and compress it into a movie, and if they followed the bits they took the script couldn't turn out that bad, but I'd expect the worst with the casting. Like Megan Fox as Revy.

Jaxon Reyes
Jaxon Reyes

stand arrow is now the result of an American science experiment
no more wryyys or kuaaas
Stroheim removed due to controversy surrounding a heroic Nazi, replaced by a Russian instead
Pucci no longer a priest, instead a therapist

I hate it already

Nathan Wood
Nathan Wood

Black Lagoon itself is literally a hollywood movie within its own fiction. I honestly think it'd turn out good if you got the right director.

Matthew Morales
Matthew Morales

It's an american blockbuster movie, of course it's going to be utter shit.

Benjamin Richardson
Benjamin Richardson

Kill la Kill
Dead on arrival considering the current state of America's youth.

Gabriel Wright
Gabriel Wright

Not at all.
They fix its main flaw, which was the toxic body image conveyed by its main character, by casting a more body-positive actress in the lead role.

Jason Phillips
Jason Phillips

Bakemonogatari

If the Kevin Smith from 20 years ago comes to the future to make it, then it might work. But I'm guessing it's unadaptable.

Leo Ramirez
Leo Ramirez

Patlabor
Thank god it would never happen

Charles Clark
Charles Clark

just make it a one room movie about Kyle Ander misremembering everything about his exes in a series of narrated flashbacks, leading up to how much of a massive freak he is

Adam Brooks
Adam Brooks

Gurren Lagann might be cool depending on who works on it. Can't beat hand drawn animation though.

Sebastian Hill
Sebastian Hill

K-On
done by Disney
multiracial cast
shitty pop-rock music
boyfriends
sex
American High-School setting
Please no.

Daniel Morgan
Daniel Morgan

I had to stop and admire this bait user. It was well done without being too subtle.

Cooper Reed
Cooper Reed

Aria
Amanda, Amy and April are three girls trying to make it big in Venecia working as gondoliers, but things change when Armando the mexican midget who lives.underground and Axel the pyromaniac are introduced
caith sit is also done in cgi

Adam Green
Adam Green

sex
Disney

user pls, they're more puritanical than the Japs.

William Mitchell
William Mitchell

This seems like a rec thread, so without naming anything.
Cast no longer Japanese
Obligatory gay couple shoved in
Atleast one black character
When MC cconfesses to the girl she goes full feminazi becuase she dont need no man

I dont get the bullshit excuses people say when they talk about how they needed a character who could pull people in, or how people couldnt enjoy Japanese actors and just read subs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letters_from_Iwo_Jima
10/10 film (Flags of our fathers was shit)
Budget was $19 million, it made $68.7 million. All the Japanese were played by Japanese actors to make it feel more authentic when they spoke, no non Japanese accents.

But hey, lets force "Diversity" into Star Wars and pick shitty actors for the sake of it. Fuck Hollywood. I'm going to laugh if they end up with more black actors than Asians.

Ethan Bailey
Ethan Bailey

Depends on who directs it.

Charles Sanders
Charles Sanders

Trips confirm?

Christian Lee
Christian Lee

Princess Tutu
It would definitely be shit. It would either go full on Disney mode or end up a Black Swan rip off.
If they were faithful to the spirit of the anime it could be sweet but that is impossible.

Jordan Watson
Jordan Watson

why not both?

Grayson Clark
Grayson Clark

so without naming anything.
The only correct way of replying.

Anthony Wood
Anthony Wood

Trigun/Cowboy bebop
I think it'd only be as good as any decent anime to live action film.

Jackson Nguyen
Jackson Nguyen

They don't.

Hollywood usually does a good job. Nearly every Marvel movie has been really good. Money can make anything work.

Jaxson Smith
Jaxson Smith

Macross (SDF, Frontier or Delta)

Might be good if Transformers-tier animation otherwhise, it's shit.

Ryan Martin
Ryan Martin

Hollywood usually does a good job. Nearly every Marvel movie has been really good.
how is taste this shitty humanly possible?

Adam Richardson
Adam Richardson

Fate/Zero movie by Zack Snyder. Religious symbolism everywhere.

Levi Jenkins
Levi Jenkins

It is interesting to see how the nips view all the honkies in anime movie adaptations

https://youtu.be/2DhoBuU1Dtc

Benjamin Green
Benjamin Green

Sell the idea to me user.
How would Hollywood get away with an ecchi anime adaption?
It was shit, I just liekd some of the girls.

Alexander Reyes
Alexander Reyes

The problem isn't that ScarJo is white.

IT'S THAT SHE'S UGLY.

Jayden Baker
Jayden Baker

Nearly every Marvel movie has been really good.
IRONMAN 1 and Winter Soldier are.the only good ones, Civil War it's fucking awful.

Oliver James
Oliver James

Boku no Pico
Yeah, that's not gonna happen

Jaxson Williams
Jaxson Williams

I want TTGL directed by Michael Bay!
It would be awesome!
Meghan Fox as Yoko!

Gavin Jones
Gavin Jones

Michael Bay would be the harem master if he were Japanese.

Mason Miller
Mason Miller

Every time I see how ass ugly japs are I die a little inside.

Joshua Walker
Joshua Walker

And that she's white.
It's set in Japan, she has a Japanese name. If I saw a film like that I would just see the character as a huge weeb, and be unable to take them seriously.

Her being white is an issue.
I cant believe this ahs me on the same side as the SJW scum who defended making various characters black for no reason, I'm just an autist who adheres to canon.

They could get it to work, just play the "It's 2016" card. Thats why the BBC is making A Midsummer Nights Dream but changing shit to include gay pairings becuase "It's 2016 and we want to show kids the real world".
However all the characters wuld be transexuals, as crossdressers are now lumped in with them, and it's replaced gays as the new progressive thing.
It's going to be hilarious if it's true that Bruce wanted to go back to being a guy.

Juan Cook
Juan Cook

I'm just an autist who adheres to canon

A true autist knows that all anime characters are white.

End of discussion.

Oliver Campbell
Oliver Campbell

The thing that confuses me is how you can see Chinese who look pretty attractive. Given all the shitty chemicals you're exposed to in China, you would think it's the othe way around with Japs looking worse. Is it just Japanese genetics or something?

Joseph Rogers
Joseph Rogers

Chinese people are ugly as shit. It's just that when you have a country with 1/6th the entire human population, you're going to have one or two outliers.

Angel Stewart
Angel Stewart

full metal panic
It wouldn't make sense because guns and shootings are common in US high schools

Justin Wood
Justin Wood

A true autist knows that all anime characters are white.
This is how a white character looks playing a Japanese character.
Dont confuse 2d with 3d. In 2d they are almost all white. In 3d, whites look like shit when playing Japanese characters. They just look like weebs.

Jack Williams
Jack Williams

don't confuse 2d with 3d
then goes on to confuse 2d with 3d

Whites are the best substitute we have for anime characters period.

Levi Perry
Levi Perry

AI now have ethnicity

Post-GG Sup Forums was a mistake.

Jaxson Wood
Jaxson Wood

savage desu nee

Chase Martin
Chase Martin

flcl

Brandon Hill
Brandon Hill

gets hit by 2 nukes
makes explosion movies
Literal poetry.

Brayden Jackson
Brayden Jackson

Imagine a Kick Ass or Scott Pilgrim styled FLCL

Liam Kelly
Liam Kelly

There's actually a Robotech movie which is planned right now.
http://variety.com/2015/film/news/robotech-movie-sony-tv-series-anime-1201460191/

Elijah Gonzalez
Elijah Gonzalez

Kick Ass was ok, SP was shit.

Jack Reyes
Jack Reyes

Anime into blockbuster

Doesn't matter which anime i choose. It'll get fucked over, dulled down to retardedness and the worst cast possible anyway.

Carter Hall
Carter Hall

Maybe yours would be the lucky one and get the ol' Ghostbusters treatment.

Colton Peterson
Colton Peterson

Girls are all old
No magic
Everyone has pants

Gavin Ward
Gavin Ward

Angel Cop
Oh G-d, someone please make this happen

Sebastian Watson
Sebastian Watson

Winter Soldier
I don't know what the other recent Marvel movies are like since I haven't seen any except this, but if this is the best one then they must be awful.

Tyler Long
Tyler Long

Winter soldier was the worst. Don't listen to that faggot.
But still, marvel flicks are generally shit.

Chase Peterson
Chase Peterson

Soul Eater
Tim Burton, hands down.

Movie comes out as a series, Tim Burton patches up the ending, and Johnny Depp plays as either Death or Doctor Stein.

Luke Thompson
Luke Thompson

I'd sacrifice a nigga to see MD Geist get a live action adaptation.

Cooper Rodriguez
Cooper Rodriguez

Prime time movie material here.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qxHgVBpKNEo

Charles Hughes
Charles Hughes

LOGH
dumbed down with romantic subplots emphasized
battles focus on action and explosions
little to no worldbuilding or lore
the entire appeal of the show is gone

Chase Bailey
Chase Bailey

Yourr favorite anime is Soul Eater?

Joshua Lee
Joshua Lee

Soul Eater is favorite anime
OUT OUT GET OUT NOW
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT

Grayson Foster
Grayson Foster

Hard mode: Name one anime that wouldn't be ruined.

Adam Jones
Adam Jones

strike witches

Probably a high chance of all the axis characters becoming the bad guys, which totally defeats the point of the show. The girls wouldbe shrill and annoying instead of cute. And worse still, they'd all be wearing pants.

Christopher Myers
Christopher Myers

Servant x Service might work as a The Office-type comedy.

Liam Cox
Liam Cox

Aku no Hana

Justin Moore
Justin Moore

Panty and Stocking? Maybe

Elijah Howard
Elijah Howard

Monogatari directed by Tarantino.

Dylan Evans
Dylan Evans

It would be made into an Amy Schumer/Melissa McCarthy """""""""""""""""""""comedy"""""""""""""""""" that appeals to nobody, yet people still watch

Eli Perez
Eli Perez

Staring Seth Rogen

Adam Gomez
Adam Gomez

Fuck you, Flags of our Fathers was good.

But yes, having actual Japanese actors would make it feel better.

Charles Reed
Charles Reed

'""""""""""""""""
Fuck off.

Brayden Ortiz
Brayden Ortiz

Lena Dunham as Panty

I don't have a reaction picture to encompass my disgust

Grayson Davis
Grayson Davis

Violent western influnced 80s and 90s ovas

Aaron Morales
Aaron Morales

Monmusu
Literally unfilmable.
Oh god, crabman's name would be ruined forever if Hollywood even tried.

Anthony Young
Anthony Young

Eden of the East, maybe?

Leo Cooper
Leo Cooper

I was using them to emphasize how unfunny it would be
It wasn't an unreasonable amount of quotation marks, they didn't take up an entire line or make the reply harder to read
It seemed to me to be the perfect balance between shitposting and discussion

Liam Bennett
Liam Bennett

Tim Burton's Soul Eater.jpg
That actually might be better than the anime. The parts with Crona would be trippy as hell, and Burton does have a sweet spot when it comes to misunderstood characters.

Cooper Cook
Cooper Cook

They could probably manage a salvageable Escaflowne movie.
I mean, a love triangle and cg mecha action are things Hollywood can do, right?

Ryan Anderson
Ryan Anderson

FUCK YOU

youre so right it hurts, thats why im so mad. my oldest, dumbest friend actually thinks that fat fucking bitch is funny, so i easily believe people would eat up a movie about her being a fallen angel/whore and say things like "its so body positive!"

Mason Williams
Mason Williams

Kill la Kill
directed by Tarantino
might be okay

Grayson Allen
Grayson Allen

Mushishi.

As an American blockbuster it would be shit but as some arthouse european movie it could be good.

Would watch a adaptation by Tarkovsky.

Kayden Edwards
Kayden Edwards

They fucking destroy the romans with their HAND MADE AMERICAN SUPER TANK.
They hint about recolonizing the world just like in that dumb nolan movie.

Jaxson Brooks
Jaxson Brooks

Blockbuster, not oscarbait.

Austin Harris
Austin Harris

NHK

Satou is played by Seth Rogan

All themes are removed with
More focus on comedy specifically dude weed lmao humor

All otaku references are removed and replaced with pop nerd shit

Misaki played by Mila kunis isn't depressed and her true motivations are removed completely.

Misaki and Satou end up as a couple at the end.

Yamazaki is played by Michael Cera and is just put off to the side as the shy awkward kid.

The game Satou and Yamazki were making is a generic fps.

Carson Cook
Carson Cook

your favorite anime gets turned into a Japanese live action

it's still fucked up

Adam Campbell
Adam Campbell

Not using a image of him in his purple cocktail dress.

Just a shame the only pics of this lying around are all low rez.

David Foster
David Foster

Holy shit, you just made me imagine Alan Rickman as Kaiki, and it's perfect.

Lucas Sullivan
Lucas Sullivan

Edgar Wright might be better for that one.

Colton Roberts
Colton Roberts

REDLINE
need4speed 9
All is lost.

Cameron Reed
Cameron Reed

What was wrong with Flags of our fathers? Its been awhile since I've seen it but I remember liking it.

Aaron Perry
Aaron Perry

The OVA was bizarre, it just didn't have any comedy

Logan Thomas
Logan Thomas

Spirited Away could work really well with a good studio behind it.

Of course, it'd have to be about CINDY and her friends JACK and AMANDA saving CINDY's parents from this mysterious LOS ANGELES bathhouse

Austin Reyes
Austin Reyes

The real question is who would play Ryuko and Nonon

Brody Reyes
Brody Reyes

But hey, lets force "Diversity" into Star Wars and pick shitty actors for the sake of it. Fuck Hollywood. I'm going to laugh if they end up with more black actors than Asians.
Star Wars would have sold regardless of who you put in it.

Thomas Thompson
Thomas Thompson

and AMANDA
Who the fuck is Amanda?

Jack Morgan
Jack Morgan

Romantic comedy known in the west exclusively for transgenderism and gender fluidity despite major themes outlining that men and women are different
I am disgusted. Literally disgusted.

Ethan Roberts
Ethan Roberts

The EQUALITY LESBIAN.

Ian Lopez
Ian Lopez

joshiraku

BMOTY

Andrew White
Andrew White

Jennifer Lawrence for Ryuuko. Ariana Grande or Emma Stone for Nonon.

Cooper Phillips
Cooper Phillips

Lin

She helps too

Jackson Hernandez
Jackson Hernandez

there already was a mushi-shi movie, user. heard it wasn't bad, but im sure the anime/manga are way better

Sebastian Lewis
Sebastian Lewis

Actually, Kristen Stewart for Ryuuko.

Bentley Perry
Bentley Perry

Movie and Hollywood blockbuster are not the same thing, user.

Robert Ortiz
Robert Ortiz

Planetes by HBO

Mason Russell
Mason Russell

But what about Satsuki n' Ragyo? Who does them?

Or Nui.

Gabriel Davis
Gabriel Davis

Big O movie by Legendary

My dick is sufficiently hardened by this thought

Angel Sanchez
Angel Sanchez

But they do end up as a couple in the end

Angel Morgan
Angel Morgan

Millennium Actress
If it's directed by PTA then it'd be good.

David Martinez
David Martinez

Gate could work

Nolan Perez
Nolan Perez

Jamie Lee Curtis as Ragyo

Jason Garcia
Jason Garcia

Fuck off back to /co/, /tv/ or whatever shitty board you came from.
This guy gets it.

Julian Johnson
Julian Johnson

Quentin Tarantino's Samurai Champloo

Christopher Anderson
Christopher Anderson

A lot of sports anime could be fine, actually. Ippo, Giant Killing, etc.

Camden Murphy
Camden Murphy

Ping Pong.

Anthony Ortiz
Anthony Ortiz

Nigger, I said I've seen only one of the movies and it was bad.

William Watson
William Watson

Ping Pong'd be fine content-wise, but I don't think Hollywood would be likely to match Yuasa's job.

Zachary Johnson
Zachary Johnson

Well, I actually figure Jennifer Lawrence would be better as Satsuki, and changed Ryuuko to Kristen Stewart.
That's pretty good, user.

For Nui, the girl playing Harley Quinn in the new DC movie might work. Margot Robbie.

Colton Turner
Colton Turner

monogatari/spice and Wolf
Too much economics and nip pop culture for Murricans to appreciate.

Jaxon Hill
Jaxon Hill

Quentin Tarantino's

Cyber City Oedo 808

Brandon Morales
Brandon Morales

How do you mean?

Asher Richardson
Asher Richardson

Also 3D Holo would be a crime.

Charles Morgan
Charles Morgan

Yuru Yuri

The girls are now in college and it's a comedy about coming out of the closet.

Ryan Butler
Ryan Butler

Nah it was okay not shit though.

Lucas Adams
Lucas Adams

Psycho Pass
If Ghost in the Shell turns out good, then Psycho Pass should be fine

I still want an all you need is kill movie that uses powersuits and battleaxes. Edge of tomorrow was ok though

Connor Price
Connor Price

How about Kill la Kill?
Would they replace fibers with something more exciting?

Jordan Ramirez
Jordan Ramirez

Kill la Kill

Didn't bother reading the thread?

Brayden Watson
Brayden Watson

What director would even do it any justice? I feel like any amount of Hollywood bullshit added in would just feel weird and unnatural (like making Ein talk)

Brody Nelson
Brody Nelson

How? The most you get is Satou telling himself before he jumps that he loves her. That was it. And thats anime only in the novel he never once said he loved her.

Chase Foster
Chase Foster

I don't know, maybe del Totoro or J.J Abrahms

Blake Diaz
Blake Diaz

HSOD done like Zombieland, less fan service bullshit cus American tv can't handle that.

Adam Fisher
Adam Fisher

They literally kiss at the end of the novel though

Blake Kelly
Blake Kelly

monster

Wyatt Cruz
Wyatt Cruz

There's one comment about it and doesn't really say anything

Cameron Richardson
Cameron Richardson

Monster directed by David Fincher would be fucking great.

Michael Hall
Michael Hall

Abrams would make it into a generic space sci-fi movie with an alright soundtrack. Del Toro would be good if he was really into it.

I'm almost thinking about Tarantino. His movies, love em or hate em, have a distinct style to them that might meld well with Cowboy Bebop.

Nolan Perez
Nolan Perez

Berserk directed by Inarritu

Brody Phillips
Brody Phillips

I want a Log Horizon movie that is heavily modified, localized, and made gritty but still has that stupid fucking song

The secret to saving the world is in the DATABASE DATABASE

Brayden Brown
Brayden Brown

Several people were talking about a potential cast and director.

Ayden Gray
Ayden Gray

mixing golden age with flashbacks a la 21 grams
that'd be pretty good.

Carter Rogers
Carter Rogers

No they don't you retard go re-read the ending.

James Foster
James Foster

Seth Rogen gets cast as Licenceless rider
he's a dude who rides his bike only because he's caught with weed and had a DUI
his costume is green because of weedlmao
can be heroic because he's high as shit all the time.

Scarlett Johannson gets cast as fubuki, because hey she was a brooding psychic in that other movie too. Chloe Moretz as tatsumaki or some shit, fuck it.

Jonathan Cruz
Jonathan Cruz

A live-action adaption of the 1980s Golgo 13 movie.

Directed by: Michael Mann
Music: Cliff Martinez

I want it to have to cool and bright 80s atmosphere.

I actually cant think of anyone other than Edgar Wright,

An ultra violent 90s OVA
It has to be done by Paul Verhoeven.

Noah Jenkins
Noah Jenkins

Natsume Yuujinchou
I don't even want to think about it.

Hunter Jackson
Hunter Jackson

Directed by: Michael Mann
I'd watch the shit out of that.

Camden Lee
Camden Lee

I don't know what NHK novel you read, but you aren't even mentioning when he gets the giant robot near the end

like damn

Jace Adams
Jace Adams

Code Geass
It would be rewritten so that Brita-I mean America would win

Nathaniel Robinson
Nathaniel Robinson

Strike witches.

Honestly would probably still be better than red tails or any other ww2 bullshit movie Hollywood makes these days. Would probably be more historically accurate.

Also i'd love to see some starlets in striker units and trying to plug it. would be entertaining.

John Richardson
John Richardson

Id wonder who could play Golgo. Tom Seleck would the obvious choice for Dawson

Logan Miller
Logan Miller

Gilbert Gottfried

Leo Morales
Leo Morales

Shiori Experience

Jason Bailey
Jason Bailey

Baka & Test
Stoner comedy? I feel like the wit about their stupidity helping them solve certain problems won't come out.

Ryder Williams
Ryder Williams

Kek.

Ayden Campbell
Ayden Campbell

But user....

Nolan Morales
Nolan Morales

Can't beat hand drawn animation though.
You never but it is interesting to see who would do what.

Nathaniel Baker
Nathaniel Baker

How would that even work?

Ryder Hernandez
Ryder Hernandez

This is the best I got from a spanish sub.

Dominic Adams
Dominic Adams

Shhhhh....let him dream.

Colton Robinson
Colton Robinson

can't pay attention to all the best moments because of shaky cam
Kittan and Viral are now unlikable douches female characters stay the same tho

no

Bentley Reed
Bentley Reed

It was done before and it was awful.

Nicholas Clark
Nicholas Clark

it's kinda weird that it can be fucked up since it was based on various hollywood movies anyway

Colton Gutierrez
Colton Gutierrez

Mad Max is Strayan, ya cunt

Josiah Gutierrez
Josiah Gutierrez

The Rock would be King.

Saitama would be Adam Scott.

Joseph Rodriguez
Joseph Rodriguez

and Bruce Lee is from Hong Kong

still hollywood movie

Connor Lewis
Connor Lewis

I honestly think if there's one person to deal with that much dialogue it would be him. He'd have to get a really unique cinematographer on board though.

Jacob Rivera
Jacob Rivera

They make the uncle not fat, they don't pronounce the mc's name correctly

Thomas Phillips
Thomas Phillips

Sakura Trick
Probably change it to a college setting, make everyone murrican, probably make it more rom-comey. It'd probably still be watchable.

Elijah Young
Elijah Young

Kino no Tabi
It's so simple that I can see them fucking this up. There only justice would probably be them casting Ellen Paige as Kino.

Thomas Robinson
Thomas Robinson

TTGL
It's gonna need a very large budget.
Even then it'll be shit because more likely than not they're gonna get Michael Bay on it.

Joshua Anderson
Joshua Anderson

They had the bit with Pol and Iggy.

Dylan Morgan
Dylan Morgan

this can't be real

Jacob Brown
Jacob Brown

Panty and Stocking.

Levi Jenkins
Levi Jenkins

Tons of qts here in Tokyo Uni actually.

Benjamin Davis
Benjamin Davis

It would be made by Adam Sandler
Fuwa would be a slutty girl high on weed who says profound shit like that chicken salesman from Medabots
Anna's mom would have a throne of sweaty lewd male sex slaves
Kajou would be a tranny
Anna would stay the same
Somehow there'd be a threeway between tranny Kajou and Anna

Can't be weirder or dumber than the source

Xavier Myers
Xavier Myers

Oh but it is.

And yeah it's pretty much "look how much hollywood ruins things" the movie.

Chase Ramirez
Chase Ramirez

At least the heads exploding was decent if memory serves

Adrian Cruz
Adrian Cruz

Sucker Punch 2: Revolutionary Girl Utena by Zach Snyder

A most horryfying thought.

Jonathan Myers
Jonathan Myers

Nobody has said Black Lagoon? Black Lagoon was made to emulate eighties action movies, it would be fucking awesome if it got a high budget Hollywood adaptation.

Jonathan Wilson
Jonathan Wilson

That's actually a film I wanna watch.

Hudson Johnson
Hudson Johnson

Yeah but they stuck way too close to the source material with regards to Hokuto Shin Ken. He literally taps people to death and it looks fucking ridiculous.

Grayson Smith
Grayson Smith

Nichijou

Probably a light-hearted, forgettable kids' comedy.

Jose Cooper
Jose Cooper

Actually it's set in Hong Kong

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