Wat do?

Charles Reed
Charles Reed

Ara ara, user you look so strong. Come help an old lady out with this

Wat do?

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Jaxon Smith
Jaxon Smith

Unzip my pant, put my penis in her mouth and cum on her face

Anthony Howard
Anthony Howard

It's a show about fighting robots for kids

Josiah Rivera
Josiah Rivera

anon you look so strong
0/10 completely broke my immersion

Lucas Brown
Lucas Brown

Active my burning finger

Joshua Clark
Joshua Clark

old
looks younger than my 26 yr old imouto

I guess i'll have to punish you for lying WITH MY DICK

Lincoln Collins
Lincoln Collins

Height & weight?

Brody Hall
Brody Hall

Your brain is broken, and who cares for immersion?

Gavin Butler
Gavin Butler

Tell her, "I'd be happy to help a pretty lady."

Ryan Davis
Ryan Davis

180lbs 6' tall max bench 100lbs

Your brain is broken
i know that already
who cares for immersion?
pleb detected

Lincoln Collins
Lincoln Collins

pleb detected
Your brain's too broken for you to detect anything. Autism and retardation cloud your judgment and vision harder than being buried alive six feet under, pleb-kun.

Samuel Campbell
Samuel Campbell

Help her with those heavy titties

Lincoln Gomez
Lincoln Gomez

i have no idea what you're even insinuating or basing this broken brain shit on because some old bitch saying i look strong is unrealistic.

here's your (You) now go away.

Jack Diaz
Jack Diaz

I hit 185 bench last week at 170 bw. we are all gonna make it sempai

Jaxon Hughes
Jaxon Hughes

fuck off normalfag retard
i want nothing to do with your platitudes and /fit/ maymays.

Justin Bailey
Justin Bailey

i have no idea what
Because your brain is broken, even your reading comprehension is shot.
I recommend seeking professional help.

Carter Edwards
Carter Edwards

don't be a sad cunt brah, be a sick cunt

Brayden Carter
Brayden Carter

get terminal cancer and hang yourself

Jaxon Russell
Jaxon Russell

gunpla
heavy

user pls.

Alexander Butler
Alexander Butler

get terminal cancer and hang yourself

i think you mean "have a heart attack in a steam room after doing a bunch of cocaine"

Gavin Gutierrez
Gavin Gutierrez

i have never benched anything
don't even have a bench
i'm never going to make it

Ian Perez
Ian Perez

But I look like a weak manlet.

Brody Fisher
Brody Fisher

Y-you too

Austin Butler
Austin Butler

"I'll get that for you, where's the old lady?"

Eli Walker
Eli Walker

Help her out. Not that i will ever get anything in return.

David Hughes
David Hughes

I was going to say
but the neozeong
but that's just 20lb

Carson Wilson
Carson Wilson

Why kids shows do the hottest moms?

Ryder Evans
Ryder Evans

nah, you and your sister just have shit genes

Samuel Sanders
Samuel Sanders

Not until you tell me what's in the box.

Thomas Allen
Thomas Allen

I can't stand it anymore

I need a busty christmas cake in my life NOW

Lucas Howard
Lucas Howard

I never noticed the wedding ring.
Now I cant fap to her, her husband is a lucky guy.

Logan Miller
Logan Miller

To attract the dads so they can watch it together with their kids.

Andrew Richardson
Andrew Richardson

Probably some juice and a cookie. Still worth tho

Wyatt Cox
Wyatt Cox

The blue hair ruins it

John Mitchell
John Mitchell

On the one hand
Qt older woman
Compliments me
Denigrates herself as an "old lady"

On the other hand
Woman using flattery so she can use me like some fucking tool without any compensation

I'm too redpilled to fall for this, as much as I may like keikis.

Matthew Watson
Matthew Watson

You gotta have blue hair

Wyatt Sanders
Wyatt Sanders

Your back is fine, but if you insist...

Daniel Miller
Daniel Miller

Cum inside her multiple times and then leave her

Xavier Fisher
Xavier Fisher

Tell her to stop lifting with her back.

Gabriel Perry
Gabriel Perry

strong
You're wrong, but I'll help anyway. I do like perving on milf ass.

Elijah Sullivan
Elijah Sullivan

blue hair
blue
bad
/out/

Thomas White
Thomas White

Uhh, yeah sure, where do you need it?

Isaiah Hernandez
Isaiah Hernandez

My nigga

Asher Nguyen
Asher Nguyen

how the fuck is a box full of gunpla heavy you dumb cunt

Nolan Sullivan
Nolan Sullivan

You're supposed to lift with your knees, not with your back, you fucking newfag! You're gonna slip a disc if you keep that up. Jesus Christ, have you ever done a single solitary minute of hard labour in your life? No wonder you're a fat old hag who hasn't had a dick in ten years. You can't even pick up a box how are you going to pick up a guy? If I hadn't seen your terrible form I might have considered letting you blow me for a few minutes and then cumming on your helpless slut face. I guess I'll have to settle for fucking your nearest female relative while you're on the phone listening to us making sweet sweet passionate love and fondling yourself to it like the sad, lonely loser you are. You have a son, too, right? I'm gonna wingman the shit outta that kid so he has pussy coming after him left right and centre, and I'm gonna make sure he hits every single one of those asses in your house while you're home just so you have to listen to how much sex you're not having. And, just when he moves out to start his own family and you think it's all over, I'm gonna buy and resel every other building in your area, pushing up the market value and making you unable to afford your rent, so you'll have to start selling your body to pay for it. Of course I'll be the one in charge, setting you up with the most desperate, unattractive men possible so that you can't possibly enjoy it. It'll go on for years, as your skin shrivels and your hair grays, and as you're lying in bed, gasping for Death to come and free you from your hell, I'll come to your side, lean over your impure husk of a body, and whisper: Asuka or Rei?

Christian Watson
Christian Watson

LISTEN TO MY SONG

Caleb Jones
Caleb Jones

Make a playful comment about her not being old and then help her out.

Blake Nguyen
Blake Nguyen

0 results
Could it be? Is this fresh pasta?

Hudson Long
Hudson Long

I almost watched GBF because of Rinko.

Parker Carter
Parker Carter

I'm too autistic to realise this may be her trying to seduce me but if not that's ok because doing things for other people is nice, as much as I may like keikis.

Fixed.

Nathaniel Hall
Nathaniel Hall

Newly baken user

Juan Harris
Juan Harris

aw shit son
smooth

Hudson Barnes
Hudson Barnes

She is just complimenting you to break the ice, mr autismo.

Adam Martinez
Adam Martinez

I like your style, you sick cockloving shit. Come over and fuck my dakimakura.

Ian Sanders
Ian Sanders

I have never interacted with women
Women don't routinely use men instrumentally

Robert Green
Robert Green

ignore her for charging me up the ass for my P-Bandai imports
Hire a butler with the 1000000000000 dollars I paid for my reflector pack g self you dumb hoe

Dominic Sanders
Dominic Sanders

old lady
Please stop calling yourself that.

Sebastian Gomez
Sebastian Gomez

The woman in OPs pic ain't a cake though.

Brandon King
Brandon King

not helping her to cuck her husband
shit tier user tbqhf

Dylan Cox
Dylan Cox

Nice. A webm now too.

Parker Reed
Parker Reed

Ara ara, user you look so sober. Come help an old lady out with this

Joseph Cox
Joseph Cox

I won't be kind by helping someone out whether they need me or not, because there's nothing in it for me

Wyatt Perez
Wyatt Perez

Almost had it in the bag but ruined it at the last second with memeshit.

Too bad.

Landon Fisher
Landon Fisher

mfw helping actual old ladies carry heavy shit
Wew
I'm a skinny faggot but hey at least I'm trying to get better.
With old I mean fucking old and not what Sup Forums considers old

Hunter Collins
Hunter Collins

So what if it was an elderly man struggling to carry the thing and he nicely asks you for help?

oh that piece of shit is playing psychological games with me why else would he say something nice if not to manipulate me into doing his work for him

Jesus Christ /pol/ you're a joke.

Asher Rogers
Asher Rogers

Google only gives photobucket

Julian Nelson
Julian Nelson

use iqdb faggot

Benjamin Cruz
Benjamin Cruz

This is some sort of satire isn't it? Who could think someone asking for help carrying something heavy is trying to "use me like some fucking tool"?

Brandon Sanders
Brandon Sanders

bless you

Henry Morris
Henry Morris

Hm...give her a bowl of eggs but day she doesn't need to eat everything.

Ryder Smith
Ryder Smith

That's not /pol/, that's just autism. /pol/ can at least make it funny.

Zachary Martin
Zachary Martin

I have never seen the show she's in, but I've fapped to her too many times to count.

Is the anime any good?

Zachary Ramirez
Zachary Ramirez

As far as I'm aware the confused brown haired alien is a shitty /pol/ meme.

Justin Diaz
Justin Diaz

It is, but people prefer to pretend that pol doesn't exist.

David Hall
David Hall

*/pol/

Nathaniel Fisher
Nathaniel Fisher

I don't just mean old, though. I'm happy to help anyone who asks, but that's just me. Not going to try and force you to do anything.

Thomas Fisher
Thomas Fisher

It is if you like mecha, or Gundam more specifically. It's mostly focused around her (Rinko's) son and his friends, and Rinko doesn't get as much screen time as I'd like, but it's fairly entertaining overall IMO.

Asher Wilson
Asher Wilson

If it was a man, they might be saying "bros before hoes," or related drivel.

Joshua Stewart
Joshua Stewart

never expected a mecha show, think i'll give it a peek.

Jonathan Harris
Jonathan Harris

Mecha

Tyler Sanders
Tyler Sanders

I wish there was a Christmas Cake/mature women tag on Danbooru so I didn't have to tag each Christmas cake image in hydrus manually.

Jace Jones
Jace Jones

mfw 215 at 170.

Adrian Walker
Adrian Walker

Not antlion_breeding_season.gif or something similar
Ya fucked up.

Joshua Hall
Joshua Hall

/fit/ pls stay

Joseph Diaz
Joseph Diaz

Thanks, /fit/ senpai.

Tyler Morris
Tyler Morris

Surely there are other people here that noticed how this post that nobody paid attention to for hours suddenly got 3 replies in a row that are all over a minute apart, right?

Robert Murphy
Robert Murphy

Good work senpai

Parker Cook
Parker Cook

I only noticed it because I saw someone else reply to it. I think there's a term for when that happens.

Jose Gonzalez
Jose Gonzalez

That's some cluster responding, /a/non.

John Ward
John Ward

Actually the first was me and the other 2 other people. Hivemind I guess.

Oliver Walker
Oliver Walker

(You)
dat filename
Two can play that game

Hunter Foster
Hunter Foster

O-only if you suck my pee pee.

Isaiah Anderson
Isaiah Anderson

First thing I though. Being a skelly isn't all its cracked up to be.

Jayden Garcia
Jayden Garcia

thats pretty freshly cooked user. I shall take it and adapt that shitty ending.

Joseph Jenkins
Joseph Jenkins

Pull out my 50 and open fire, keep firing until empty and reload.

Hunter Powell
Hunter Powell

It's more like a sport anime though

Aiden Collins
Aiden Collins

asuka is the patrician choice
noy because i want to be dominated, but because i want to dominate

Benjamin Martin
Benjamin Martin

Smooth af

Juan Price
Juan Price

not being wary of old men trying to seduce you
how have you not been raped already

Ryan Cruz
Ryan Cruz

not wanting to be seduced by old men
You gay, son?

Caleb Ward
Caleb Ward

ayyye

Justin Morales
Justin Morales

The only good thing about christmas cakes is that they will almost certainly die first so you won't leave them alone at the end of their life. I would rather be the one lonely and depressed instead of my partner.

I dread dying first and leaving her alone for god knows how many years. This is specially bad because I love lolis so they would spend at least a decade without me. Sometimes I think about this while reading doujins and knowing that I would not be able to forever protect their lewd smiles makes me depressed.

Owen Rodriguez
Owen Rodriguez

yeah i am
i even prefer women that actually have breasts and curvy bodies, and not midget skeletons with boards

Levi Hill
Levi Hill

Nobody said seduced by old manlets, chirst mate, calm the fuck down.

Nicholas Wright
Nicholas Wright

The average woman's lifespan is longer than the average man's.

don't be so sure of her death

Henry Smith
Henry Smith

I might look like this, but I have lived longer than even the oldest person in the village.
You'd be a laughingstock if I joined you in bed tonight. Please settle down.
And besides a backwoods witch like me wouldn't know how to please someone like you.

Jacob Gray
Jacob Gray

Basically it's Beyblade done right but with Gundams instead of tops.

Don't bother with the second season though, it's got some more cute girls but it decides to do literally everything wrong when the first season got everything right.

Luke Gonzalez
Luke Gonzalez

I was expecting her to reveal her hag form but nope.

Zachary Hall
Zachary Hall

She's a kind witch, she doesn't want to make her guest uncomfortable.

Kevin Price
Kevin Price

ara ara
EVERY FUCKING TIME
The fact that "ara" usually associates with "armenian" in my brain never fails to amuse me.

Thomas Barnes
Thomas Barnes

Help her carry those heavy breasts.

Alexander Miller
Alexander Miller

Nice one

Dylan Morris
Dylan Morris

Sure I-I'll be h-happy to h-help you. Hey, I know this sounds r-really w-w-weird but are you s-single, box-san?

Lucas Green
Lucas Green

I sometimes stutter in my native language, but I have no problem at all when speaking in english.

What could be the reason?

Jace Rogers
Jace Rogers

Brain problems?

My issue is sometimes I start thinking too far ahead of where I'm talking and fuck up sentences. When I try to speak another language though the time it takes for me to mentally translate what I'm trying to say slows me down enough to keep that from happening

Jack James
Jack James

juice and cookie
worth it
Pick one.

Brandon Robinson
Brandon Robinson

The thing is, this started happening about 2 years ago, before that I could speak flawlessly and get my thoughts across quite easily when needed.

It's probably because I'm worrying too much - I'm that kind of person.

Ian Peterson
Ian Peterson

No blogging.

Justin Morgan
Justin Morgan

you're dumb
you're a faggot

both

Connor Martin
Connor Martin

Y-you need help with another package?

Jason Edwards
Jason Edwards

ayy same dimensions here and I'm weak af

Jaxon Rivera
Jaxon Rivera

Childhood injuries has left me with a weak right shoulder that constantly dislocates

Dislocated once while lifting and it was scary as fuck. Still work out my right arm, but it's like balancing over a sheer cliff, one wrong move and my arm can be perma-fucked. It's gotten to a point where I can pop it back in myself, but it's still fucking painful and leaves me sore for a few days. Can't play ball with friends or anything that requires an overhand throwing motion.

Shitsux. But at least I have no problems princess carrying potential waifus

Aaron Hernandez
Aaron Hernandez

Get it replaced with a cybernetic arm.

Jordan Carter
Jordan Carter

What's in it for me

Jace Sanders
Jace Sanders

You can't handle this package.

Jason Brooks
Jason Brooks

TFW visited snap city last week

Easton Martinez
Easton Martinez

But why is she showing it to me?

Carter Sanders
Carter Sanders

Why not?

Jackson Walker
Jackson Walker

Why do I love her so much?

Evan Ramirez
Evan Ramirez

ctrl+f xhentai
0
How can we fix this?

Luke Wood
Luke Wood

lol not even sure what you are butthurt about.

Michael Peterson
Michael Peterson

acts like a total faggot talking shit bout cookies and juice
tries to play it off like he doesn't suck dick

You ain't fooling nobody

Chase Smith
Chase Smith

Nah, just saying i have plenty of cookies and juice at home, why waste energy and help some old lady to get hers?

Colton Powell
Colton Powell

stop making porn of x
get tons more porn of x

Wyatt Clark
Wyatt Clark

So the same as her husband?

James Johnson
James Johnson

Alcohol?

Jaxon Morales
Jaxon Morales

Oh please, I bet she loves all these boys and young men getting off to her.

Tyler King
Tyler King

Older women are teases. They act like they gonna fuck you after you fix their computer etc, but than they just say Thank you and tell you to have a nice day.

Angel Bell
Angel Bell

Any older lady would be flattered to know that young men love her body.

Jeremiah Roberts
Jeremiah Roberts

cute

Adam Perry
Adam Perry

I want to sniff that butt.

Isaac Perry
Isaac Perry

So she is a bully?

Wyatt Campbell
Wyatt Campbell

No, she is too soft for that.

Eli Hughes
Eli Hughes

leading innocent young boys on only to turn them down
Sounds like a bully to me.

Zachary Rogers
Zachary Rogers

Shut up and press your face against that butt.

Sebastian Hernandez
Sebastian Hernandez

Try hard to look at her face when answering but end up staring at her tits, making the situation awkward.

Dylan Williams
Dylan Williams

o-ok

Christian Carter
Christian Carter

wanting source for art from 2004

Ian Bennett
Ian Bennett

Why are mom jeans so sexy on her, but boring on everyone else?

Colton Edwards
Colton Edwards

This is perfectly normal, you help with her shit and you see some tiddies and what not. Both parties get something.

Evan Jackson
Evan Jackson

Because your mother didn't pay attention to you as a child.

Alexander Scott
Alexander Scott

So is this show worth watching? I only read a few doujinshi and I am extremely attracted to the cute shotas.
The mums are nice, too.

David Miller
David Miller

What would you do if she would climb in your bed at night?

Lucas Powell
Lucas Powell

Get an erection.

Dominic Miller
Dominic Miller

Yeah, you'll enjoy it more if you're into Gundam though.

Cameron White
Cameron White

Cuddle with her and sleep extremely comfy in her arms.

Jace Barnes
Jace Barnes

jesus user

Henry Thompson
Henry Thompson

Rebis
Fucking ruined.

Justin Allen
Justin Allen

Thanks, friend. Not into Gundam but I'll check it out anyway.

Jackson Williams
Jackson Williams

This is a lot more fun and cute than regular Gundam so you may like it more.

Jacob Edwards
Jacob Edwards

Fuck you

Brayden Hall
Brayden Hall

Implying regular Gundam isn't cute
Just look at this cute girl

Luke Evans
Luke Evans

Source? Google not helping

Jack Wright
Jack Wright

check archive

Aiden Rogers
Aiden Rogers

You have no flag but I know you're a mexican

Jace Miller
Jace Miller

I have it favourited. I'd give it to you, but you have to do something nice for me first.

Give me your best.

John Lopez
John Lopez

Not that user, but I want it too. Here's my most suggestive .gif.

Luke Miller
Luke Miller

mfw not even 150 at 400

Mason Jenkins
Mason Jenkins

That's pretty weak.

A link to some top tier femdom, incest or loli might convince me.

Colton Kelly
Colton Kelly

I dropped Try at around episode 10
which episode does it drop in quality?

Dylan Perez
Dylan Perez

How many fucking times do I have to post the webm from the blurays before people stop using that old shitty gif

Logan Robinson
Logan Robinson

Shit nosedives hard around when the main tournament starts. If you have to watch it you're really better off just watching the first few episodes, the episodes with Tryon-3, and then the last episode with the Gunpla Expo since it was actually fun again.

Gabriel Green
Gabriel Green

oh ok then
at least fumina is hot

Ryder Adams
Ryder Adams

I give up trying to figure out what to label these as. What do you think?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10257430

Eli Lee
Eli Lee

christmas cake
She's married dude.

Jayden Adams
Jayden Adams

Tag what as?

Alexander Fisher
Alexander Fisher

Images of mature/christmas cakes/older women.

Lincoln James
Lincoln James

Well it depends on the woman.

Dominic Lewis
Dominic Lewis

Well? Do you doubt me having it?

Adam Russell
Adam Russell

Cake means they're "past their prime", still works with married women.

Dominic Green
Dominic Green

Translation when? Rebis is a god

Brody Reed
Brody Reed

Numachi no Majo no Yakata

Hudson Rivera
Hudson Rivera

Numachi no Majo no Yakata

Lincoln Long
Lincoln Long

Ah, i thought the art looked familiar.

Grayson Carter
Grayson Carter

I will never forgive them for dumping Cardigan and in turn Fumina's relevance in battles.

Ryan Brown
Ryan Brown

actually cool looking OC gundam
ditched it for a fucking SD
ffs sunrise

Gavin Bailey
Gavin Bailey

I want to play the fringe of Kaede's curvy bobcut!

Wyatt Martinez
Wyatt Martinez

OC

Nathan Myers
Nathan Myers

I'm English and sometimes my sentences devolve into gibberish. Don't worry about it dude. But remember if you ever get checked for mental conditions it goes down on records and people don't hire nutters.

Easton Taylor
Easton Taylor

Brain issues != mental issues

Gavin Sanders
Gavin Sanders

if you ever get checked for mental conditions it goes down on records
What kind of big brother nightmare do you live in? Where I'm from medical records are confidential, although you have to tell a workplace if you have a physical condition that means you can't do the job

Andrew Howard
Andrew Howard

You're supposed to lift with your knees
You're supposed to lift with muscles, not joints, dumbass.

Brandon Diaz
Brandon Diaz

yellow white color scheme
beefy frame and armor
dakka

i fucking swear they need to make more yellow suits

Thomas Phillips
Thomas Phillips

Ayy

No seriously, thanks. Google image search never fucking works for me with these things

Anthony Martinez
Anthony Martinez

Just look at this cute girl

But, isn't Kamille a boy's name?

Alexander Wilson
Alexander Wilson

thread still up
Nice, have a cake.

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