Kabaneri: The I-Can't-Believe-She's-12 Edition

Dominic King
Dominic King

See episode 1, stalls for weeks before seeing anymore
Randomly learn that a character is apparently only 12
Marathon the first 4 episodes, forget above tidbit
Relearn the tidbit
Can't look at Mumei the same way anymore

What the hell, Sup Forums? Really?

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Mason Long
Mason Long

She's worst girl of the season, and Kanberi is overrated trash. Attack on Titan was better, and that's saying something.

Easton Williams
Easton Williams

That fucking ushio voice is killing it for me

Its like
Why watch this when I can literally watch the same moralfag get cucked by society in another anime which is also airing this season

William Brown
William Brown

I can't understand how fucking retarded everyone is in this show. It takes everyone literally 4-5 episodes to finally accept that they aren't zombies trying to kill them. I'm not gonna deny it looks great, the animation is decent, the music is nice, but fuck, the writing is complete pig shit. I swear the people in charge literally went "It's close enough to Attack on Titan, we don't have to try."

Logan Lopez
Logan Lopez

Who's the one with 14?

Lucas Wood
Lucas Wood

Help me filled my Mumei folder.

Julian Gutierrez
Julian Gutierrez

damn, what a good episode.

Austin Nelson
Austin Nelson

The only good things about Mumei are her feet. Unfortunately, her new outfit doesn't let us see them anymore.

Austin Morgan
Austin Morgan

I can never tell if this is shitposting or the effect of newfags on Sup Forums

Lincoln Smith
Lincoln Smith

There has to be some plot explanation for her being 12? Right? Or hell maybe some lack of communication between the character designer & whoever thought "hey let's make her TWELVE"

Kabaneri doesn't feel like the sort of anime to play around with breast sizes that seem completely improbable for that age. Gurren Lagann is one kind of anime where the fact that Yoko is 14 can be played off as LOL GAINAX. This.... not so much.

Benjamin King
Benjamin King

What the fuck is the source on 12 years old?

Matthew Sanchez
Matthew Sanchez

My dick says he doesn't care

Lincoln Adams
Lincoln Adams

anyone?

Blake Fisher
Blake Fisher

Machi from Kuma miko

Dylan Hernandez
Dylan Hernandez

thanks and first google result shows great promise.

Brody Martinez
Brody Martinez

I'm not so sure.

Given how the anime was planned they very well could have just thought, 'this character will probably be more popular if she had bigger breasts' which is a very typical thing that happens.

Thomas Gray
Thomas Gray

I've been wanting to know this for a while.

The only thing I've seen has been this supposed excerpt from 'Book of Paintings Haruhiko Mikimoto- Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress.'

Has it been corroborated anywhere else, though? Hell, the highlighted selection shows a kanji that looks somewhat different from the kanji used in the OP Favart.

Matthew Butler
Matthew Butler

I don't know what you're complaining about.

Sebastian Evans
Sebastian Evans

No, that clearly says 12歳 i.e. 12 years old.

James Jackson
James Jackson

Those are some pretty spicy armpits

Christopher Roberts
Christopher Roberts

There has to be some plot explanation for her being 12? Right? Or hell maybe some lack of communication between the character designer & whoever thought "hey let's make her TWELVE"

Try watching Angel Dokuro-Chan.

Michael Gonzalez
Michael Gonzalez

I have seen Dokuro-chan, but I don't see/can't remember how that could apply to this situation.

Austin Powell
Austin Powell

He probably means the angel who was three or whatever.

Ryder Davis
Ryder Davis

Oh, okay, I remember.

But anything from Dokuro-chan never had a hope of working as a serious answer to my confusion with Mumei so...

Ugh. Why maker Mumei 12. Why make Mumei 12?

Jordan Wood
Jordan Wood

that's at least 16.

Dominic Morris
Dominic Morris

Shakespeare's Juliet was only 13, mind you.

Anthony Carter
Anthony Carter

It would've been much easier to draw an actual 12 year-old (or just make Mumei 14-16) today than cast an actual 13 year old (and never mind a girl) as Juliet in Shakespeare's time, though.

And Wowza.

It's especially bouncy art like that that makes me think Haruhihiko Mikimoto thought he was illustrating a teenager, not a pre-teen.

Austin Nelson
Austin Nelson

Ikoma is fucking hilarious

Hunter Reyes
Hunter Reyes

Why do faggots get so caught up on the age of drawn characters, if you're so worried about the age of lines, just refuse to masturbate to any character in shows made after 1998.

Jackson Collins
Jackson Collins

That's our habanero-man

Tyler Torres
Tyler Torres

It's for fun. It's a joke. Nobody seriously hesitates to be attracted to her because of an artificial fictitious number attached to her.

Jaxson Phillips
Jaxson Phillips

I think plenty of people do, user.

Plenty of people do. *fidget*

If this was a less serious, more Gurren Lagan-tier kind of a show, maybe, but man. Why 12.

Gavin Cooper
Gavin Cooper

*action*
Consider suicide.

Levi Smith
Levi Smith

best girl and best boy save the day

Hell yeah

Ryder Thomas
Ryder Thomas

reminder that "Yoko is 14" is a made-up number that no one has ever attributed to an actual source.

Dylan Scott
Dylan Scott

edition
SJW

Fuck off cancer, also you piece of shit lurk more before doing a shitty thread gyou newfag http://boards.Sup Forums.org/a/thread/141725611/

Blake Bennett
Blake Bennett

we can only have one thread!!
Fuck off back to /vg/

Luis Perez
Luis Perez

It takes everyone literally 4-5 episodes to finally accept that they aren't zombies trying to kill them.
doesn't help that dude literally went kabene on princess

Wyatt Foster
Wyatt Foster

Kill yourself.

Evan Thomas
Evan Thomas

Fuck all yall this show is great and I'm enjoying it a ton

Jeremiah Torres
Jeremiah Torres

How do shitstains like this even get the idea that they should be posting on Sup Forums?

Nicholas Ortiz
Nicholas Ortiz

I remember being in 6th grade and we had this one girl in our class who was pretty.

Her boobs were also huge. It was relative to her body, so I don't have cup sizes, but it's possible.

Look at it this way:

Japanese girls with large breasts are already mutants. It's less of a mutation than blue eyes or green hair.

Carson Smith
Carson Smith

SHE'S 12 YEARS OLD ?

Benjamin Perez
Benjamin Perez

milf

Jaxon Baker
Jaxon Baker

I question it for the sake of future plot points and potential plotlines. As well as for general believability

Jace Evans
Jace Evans

general believability
Anime doesn't have realistic body figures, what a fucking shock. Is this your first season or something?

Jason Brown
Jason Brown

Eh, Asuka (Evangelion) was 14-ish, and her bust was the same size as Mumei's. If not slightly bigger.

Jose Green
Jose Green

oppai loli
No thanks.

Hunter Torres
Hunter Torres

Hoping for a hot springs episode next week

Parker Anderson
Parker Anderson

oppai loli
Yes please.

Benjamin Howard
Benjamin Howard

Can't crosslinking thread
You also can fuck off with him.

Andrew Diaz
Andrew Diaz

how is ikoma still alive? is he immortal?

Jose Kelly
Jose Kelly

No, hes a kabaneri

Cameron Johnson
Cameron Johnson

Glorious Kabane Steel.

He dies if his heart is destroyed.

Colton Miller
Colton Miller

Edition
Edition
Edition
/a/ is actually allowing such cancer to be allowed

Fucking neo/a/

Justin Scott
Justin Scott

They shot him in the heart in episode 2. He is inmortal

Leo Anderson
Leo Anderson

What was his plan? If he actually pulled it out it would have just crushed her skull.

Isaiah Jenkins
Isaiah Jenkins

well you see user, those aren't breasts those are horrible deformed kabane tumors

Isaiah Wright
Isaiah Wright

I don't like it either, but I've long since lost the motivation to care.

Henry Reed
Henry Reed

Garbage equipment. They are able to kill the Kabane now because Ikoma gave them kabane-piercing guns. Before that they were doing nothing.

Sebastian Walker
Sebastian Walker

The train will be a death mobile with guns on every possible surface by the last episode.
Mark my words.
That's what any reasonable person would do with a train, atleast.

Jackson Sanders
Jackson Sanders

This was a good episode

Levi Diaz
Levi Diaz

If he actually pulled it out it would have just crushed her skull.
..Yes?

Levi Thompson
Levi Thompson

feeding the pepper
catching the pepper
killing a ton of kabanes alone

IkoMAN was even more badass than usual.

Michael Sullivan
Michael Sullivan

That worry and despair.

My dick.

Alas Ikoma will lead her to the promise land of happiness and good endings.

Jace Nguyen
Jace Nguyen

a girl not so spicy after being crushed

David Reed
David Reed

solid kabane, a punished habanero

Owen Torres
Owen Torres

Fuck off back to MAL

Lincoln Ortiz
Lincoln Ortiz

not habanero not so spicy after being crushed

Carson Thompson
Carson Thompson

Dont fight AMl/reddit/whatever the fuck, just accept moots death as the rise of generals.

Jose Wright
Jose Wright

I mean it's not impossible. In Jr.High there were at least 5/30 or so girls total in my grade that had developed actual breasts.

At least they're reasonably sized

Colton Cruz
Colton Cruz

This is actually pretty good pasta, your critism are so bullshit i could literally change the nouns and you can be making the same senseless comments about anything.

She's worst girl of the season, and re:zero is overrated trash. Sword Art Online was better, and that's saying something.

Too easy

Jaxon Sanchez
Jaxon Sanchez

shut up stupid underage faggot

Carter Davis
Carter Davis

she's shit, and her show is shit, and it's even worse than this other bad show
You're trying too hard, user. That's neither pasta material nor even criticism, he's just calling it bad.

Camden Wood
Camden Wood

Attack on Eotens was the same shit as Kabaneri, the only reason I´m watching this crap is because I love survival shit, when it´s humans vs non-humans

Isaiah Watson
Isaiah Watson

with breast sizes that seem completely improbable for that age.

Bullshit. I see an 8th grader with breasts that large.

Oliver Evans
Oliver Evans

because they are normalfags.
I don´t give a shit about age, but her tits are too big, I don´t like her.

Matthew Thomas
Matthew Thomas

hype levels were out of control when ikoma was ready as fuck to take on every kabane instead of desperately trying to pull out mumei

this guy is one one badass MC

Ryan Peterson
Ryan Peterson

I don´t know why I laugh at this shit. fuck, Sup Forums broke me.
2015 was 500 years ago.

Camden Williams
Camden Williams

he still looks like a total betafag trash.

Joseph Jones
Joseph Jones

Reminder to always catch your spicy habanero.

Ayden Cooper
Ayden Cooper

he may look like betafag trash but inside is what counts

Ikoma is 120% eiyuu

Hudson Martinez
Hudson Martinez

She is 12 and there's 12 year olds like that.

Daniel Roberts
Daniel Roberts

He is a betafag just the right kind of betafag.

Brandon Thomas
Brandon Thomas

The episode was okay.

Luke Hernandez
Luke Hernandez

what does kabane mean? and what does kabaneri mean? is it just zombie? why arent my subs saying zombies? i don't understand i dont get it i

Austin Hill
Austin Hill

JALAPENO

Charles Butler
Charles Butler

Are you ok user? You might have some brain problems.

Julian Wilson
Julian Wilson

Fuck yeah

Jeremiah Peterson
Jeremiah Peterson

Why is she so spicy?

Gavin Rodriguez
Gavin Rodriguez

You will never worship Mumei's feet
Why live?

David Reyes
David Reyes

Kill yourself frogposter.

Joseph Campbell
Joseph Campbell

>>141749999

Cameron Nelson
Cameron Nelson

le frogposting is bad meme
>>>/s4/
>>>/z/
/hm/

Chase Ortiz
Chase Ortiz

This is the most forced tumblr meme in recent times.

Logan Ward
Logan Ward

To be fair, she looks acceptable for 12 yo character (I've seen a lot of 12 yo girls that looks like grown ups).
Machi on the other hand, she looks too young for 14 yo girl.

Samuel Long
Samuel Long

that charactere is so retarded, is that a one piece character?

Samuel Morris
Samuel Morris

Kabane is corpse and ri means human or some shit so together they are Corpse humans.

Anthony Harris
Anthony Harris

Do people think 12 year olds don't have breasts? Girls were married with children at 13 back then.

Luke King
Luke King

Excellent.

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