Why is Joseph Joestar so perfect?

Ryan Lee
Ryan Lee

Why is Joseph Joestar so perfect?

Cameron Bell
Cameron Bell

impregnated a 18 yo 10/10 at age 60
based

David Cook
David Cook

He has the power of bullshitting and good luck.
Also his personality is fun.

How can one resist his charms?
Though I'm kind of mad that he cheated on Susie Q

Asher Edwards
Asher Edwards

na senpai caesar was way perfecter

Mason Collins
Mason Collins

Because he still didn't go senile.

Sebastian Fisher
Sebastian Fisher

Because his backup plans have backup plans.

Cooper Young
Cooper Young

Doesn't even kill a single pillerman

Daniel Foster
Daniel Foster

because he had a good grandma

Justin Wood
Justin Wood

What happened to Santana anyways?

Elijah Murphy
Elijah Murphy

The cheating on Suzie Q bothers me a lot for some reason, do they ever explain why he did it?

Jonathan Morris
Jonathan Morris

cheat
Suzie Q
Youre a piece of shit Joseph

Alexander Peterson
Alexander Peterson

Because he wanted to get his dick wet, basically. He's a good dad (to the children he actually knows about) but a terrible husband.

Luke Thompson
Luke Thompson

Cause hes the only Joestar to make it to old age.

Liam Rodriguez
Liam Rodriguez

He was a good husband in part 3.
I mean, from the information we had at the time.

Jayden Ward
Jayden Ward

help me please /a/thread/141711965#p141711965

Josiah Miller
Josiah Miller

I remember reading in Part 3 that Joestar men only choose a single woman in their entire lives. In terms of publication, Part 4 wouldn't exist for years, but in-universe, Josuke would be 4 years old at the time that was written.

Kevin James
Kevin James

I feel like the only reason Joseph survived Part 3 after getting the succ was because Araki had finally decided what Part 4 was gonna be about and brought him back so Josuke would be able to meet his father.

Tyler Brown
Tyler Brown

BARBED
CAT
DICK

AWAKEN MY ANCESTORS

Jeremiah Sanchez
Jeremiah Sanchez

Because he always stays on topic.

/vg/thread/142761872#p142761872

Cooper Parker
Cooper Parker

you will never lobotomize Karera
you will never make her get washed
.you will never clean up her drool as she tries to reconnect with Yasuho, the fear in her eyes evident as she yells at you, asking what you did to the girl in front of her
you will never lobotomize her too and keep them all to yourself
Why live?

Easton White
Easton White

How does his farts smells ?

Aiden White
Aiden White

Joseph's main gimmick is cheating in fights and gambling (see: Caesar and D'Arby). What's stopping him from cheating in marriage? :^)

Luke Sullivan
Luke Sullivan

I WANT TO BE UNDER YUKAKO AND SHE SNEEZES AND A KIDNEY STONE FLIES OUT OF HER BAGINA INTO MY MOUTH

Luis Rivera
Luis Rivera

Araki forgot

Alexander Murphy
Alexander Murphy

Good decision, I can't wait to see oldest Joseph.

That makes sense, and I really do like Josuke, but I'm still mad

Jason Taylor
Jason Taylor

He's alright but he's nowhere near best JoJo, let alone best boy.

Austin Sanders
Austin Sanders

You'll get over it. Josuke is easily the best of the first four JoJos but DiU is really fucking long so there's plenty of time for him to develop. And old Joseoh doesn't get too much screen time but all of it is pretty good. With how the anime has gone so far I'm expecting them to add in more scenes of him anyway.

Andrew Lewis
Andrew Lewis

I think the Speedwagon Foundation keep him in a tanning bed or something.

Eli Phillips
Eli Phillips

Because Araki needed a new Joestar and Jotaro was too autistic to have a child.

I thought it was widely known that Araki doesn't give a single fuck about continuity

Ayden Carter
Ayden Carter

Now, I haven't read very far, but isn't Jolyne his daughter?

Lucas Stewart
Lucas Stewart

Carpenters is best 7SU stand
Prove me wrong

Logan Parker
Logan Parker

The original trilogy
Part 1 - Jonathan Joestar
Part 2 - Joseph Joestar
Part 3 - Jotaro Kujo

The middle ground
Part 4 - Josuke Higashikata (Joseph's child)
Part 5 - Giorno Giovanna (Jonathan's child)
Part 6 - Jolyne Cujoh (Jotaro's child)

The new universe
Part 7 - Johnny Joestar (bringing back Jonathan)
Part 8 - Josuke Higashikata (bringing back Joseph, Jotaro, and Josuke as Josefumi Kujo)
Part 9 - ??? (brings back Giorno and Jolyne?)

Kevin Adams
Kevin Adams

Yes. She would have been too young anyway, Araki wasn't keen on doing futuristic sci fi so he stopped doing 50 year jumps and did smaller ones, Jolyne was 19 in 2011 which means she was born like 2 years after part 3. Also Araki hadn't thought of her yet.

David Gomez
David Gomez

Can you blame him? Have you seen Tomoko?

Owen Robinson
Owen Robinson

because SUGITA is perfect

Justin Evans
Justin Evans

Thats probably why his son turned out so retarded and bipolar

Jaxson Rivera
Jaxson Rivera

I really wish Joseph had purple hair in the anime

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