Say "AAAA" user!
Tomorrow's episode preview
Say "AAAA" user!
Tomorrow's episode preview
Damn those lips
As you know i'm a man of love
She gonna feed you a bug eww
There are people in this thread who dont have Jolyne as their favorite Jojo.
Where were you when Aphex dad was confirmed for part 8 big bad?
lewd Jotaro with tits
Jolyne is #2 for me
At least make it so it sounds like it'd be in the song.
Read the manga
Because I like Gappy more.
More like even lewder Joseph with tits.
what did she mean with this ?
How many episodes until Italian?
you will never drug Yukako, then give her a lobotomy as she slumbers
you will never see her wake up, her brain castrated and her mind pacified
you will never see how her eyes are strangely glazed, glancing around the room with an intense confusion that doesn't seem to fade
you will never baby her, feeding her since she is too thoughtless to figure out how to operate silverware or even feed herself with her hands
you will never wash and clean her, scrubbing her hair with children's shampoo since it is always better then adult shampoo
you will never feel her body press against you as she hugs you at the end of the day, close proximity becoming all that's needed for her dulled mind to trust you
.you will never enter her bed during the night and slowly rub the inside of her thigh
she will never moan and begin to dry hump you, confused as to what she's doing and why she's doing it
you will never feel her drool all over you as she begins to fuck you, her eyes rolled back in pleasure
you will never force your cock down her throat as she swallows every last drop of your seed, believing it to be a genuine meal
you will never tuck the spent, delirious Yukako in after fucking both her body and her mind
you will never kiss her goodnight and turn the lights off, going to your own room to rest up for another day with your new lobotomized daughter
I'm sorry for having better taste.
Jolyne is my favourite, though Jo2uke might eclipse her. I like them all though, even Giorno, Jonathan and Jotaro.
Because I want to see the end of JoJolion.
And don't forget the beginning of part 9.
That doesn't sound like how lobotomies work at all.
This is a very weird fetish
2 or 3 Yukako episodes (though current pacing makes 2 the safe bet) and then Let's Eat Out An Italian. You can wait 15 days, right?
That comic always pisses me off because hymens don't work that way
Can't be worse than bug bites.
That was easily Jolynes best fight, brutality to the extreme.
The rest of her fights are forgettable.
I wonder what his top 10 is now.
What if Araki never intends to end JJL? What if he continues it until he dies? Making the characters solve mysteries one after another? It's dragged on forever so far.
lobotomy-kun is back
there's no hope anymore
Without any context at all, this is the funniest post in the thread
Bug bites don't involve fucking what is essentially a retarded adult baby
Yeah, but it's a giant bug that's been dredged out of the depths of the ocean, and had its skin ripped off.
It'll probably include Rohan based on how many spinoffs the fucker gets.
Heck, I'm surprised Araki didn't include him in the previous list.
And I never [unintelligible]
tfw Josuke will never abashedly fix your hymen
My penis is aroused
4 Doppio and Diavolo
5 Diavolo and Doppio
Teru is here now
It can always get worse
She was a better protagonist than Giornio(borefest), but she was one of the weakest Jojos.
She had a plot shield as big as Erza.
Never seen this one before. Mind if I save it user? Haha!
Rohan's in an ascended tier of favouritism that surpasses a simple character ranking
Should have gone with another fedora, user.
Sometime, I believe that Part 7 suppose to take place in modern time. But, Arakis stop himself because he knew "America don't do horse races anymore".
I don't know, I am weird.
Uh her stand off with Pucci and her 1v1 with C-Moon were great what are you talking about.
It's all yours, my friend!
Araki loves Westerns, so he probably wanted an excuse for a wild west setting.
U mean the chain fight? Yeah.. as good as the one Jonathan had in Part 1...
I still would argue that Terunosuke does not and should not receive the same punishment as that Angelo, they just don't belong the same bracket to have his life-long to potentially eternal prison justified.
The "Koichi" he threw out was proven to be a dummy, as after Josuke was captured he immediately stepped on the piece of paper to destroy it, in an attempt to recover his ego from the shock Josuke delivered to him through his last speech. He didn't openly attack Yuuya, he simply presented him a challenge which both parties knew it involves countless layers of deadily traps, Yuuya accepted it even when knowing the risk. That was no foul, it was just a stand fight and totally justifiable. Also he captured Josuke's mother without any intention to harm her in the slightest, and only using her to serve as a stepping stone to bring out Josuke's fear quicker in the most efficient manner in terms of both time and casualty (as he would otherwise need to capture literally everyone other than Josuke's mum to really give him a mental punch).
And her fight with FF. And Miraschon. And Miu Miu.
Makes sense. Also explains this art.
Iggy vs Petshop>>> C Moon fight.
I like to compare this guy to Rohan and say that not only they possess the same personality, they also had wronged Josuke in a mirrored fashion. Yet their treatments vary vast in difference for whatever reason.
Rohan also showed no interest with the general moral of life as he viewed people nothing more than "materials". Rohan also acted like an egoist arsehole (still is but not as much), is artistic by nature and is very obssessed with what he likes inside people which is their experiences. Rohan, like Terunosuke both possess incredibly dangerous stand abilities that involves controlling people as they are both control freaks to different degrees, and both showed no signs of self control when first introduced. Rohan also captured someone who Josuke holds dear as hostages, being Koichi and later, Okuyasu. Rohan also used hostages as part of his combat tatics, conditioning Josuke during the encounter. Rohan also harmed the hostages in a few ways, brainwashing and nearly killing Koichi by tearing his pages out for self interests, as well as setting Okuyasu on self immolation. Rohan also went out of his way to make Josuke mad when he was sure of his victory, like Terunosuke which in this case, by insulting his hairstyle multiple times.
Yet with all that, all Rohan got in return was a beat up so bad he had to change his weekly release schedule into monthly while he was hospitalised, which was nothing too major. In contrast, this guy got the "book prison", it just doesn't seem to be right, or anywhere close to it.
If I felt like digging through my lewd folder, I'd post the one based on the pose on the left.
Would you prefer they charge up for 3 episodes or use their sharingan?
Would Josefumi or Kira have liked her too?
Hey terufag, post some stuff that will get you banned.
I'm not saying which is better, I'm pointing out that the Mobius strip is one of her most memorable moments.
As cocky, apathetic and obssessive this guy may be, by analysing his abilities we would know he does not go out of his way to harm others unnecessarily as his ability is very conditional to himself while it possesses no actual combat strength and when he does, he lets them go just as easy as opening a piece of folded paper. He sought to minimise the amount of people involved in his obssession trip and although he could also kill his captive as easy as ripping paper into pieces, he only reserves that as the last resort.
He had been overboard just like how he really screwed over that taxi driver hard, but he had realised it by the end. As obssessive he may be I have no doubt that after a solid beat down he would learn "constraint" properly just like almost all antagonists who had wronged Josuke in the past, especially Rohan.
Yet he was given 0 space to redeem himself and was sent straight to capital punishment. Unlike Rohan who had done exactly the same things to Josuke yet didn't get him riled up as badly, all because one of the people that got involved was Josuke's mum. Josuke is just too much of a mama's boy I swear. Sure I would be really pissed too if someone were to drag her into a fight, but a comeback like that? I just don't think so, I don't think Josuke would really go that far as a character even if he was not actually in his right mind at that time either, as he barely did that much to Rohan previously.
Terunosuke could have been an interesting side character for later story development, dunno why Araki just hates him so much he had to practically torture him to the end of time, while making a joke out of it.
How would Iggy AND Pet Shop vs C-Moon go down?
"Sorry koichi about that big stinky burp"
Silly japs and their poor knowledge of female anatomy
at least 5 slots taken up by Rohan
Really wish he'd update the list, even if there are minimal changes.
Just report it.
Barry the Slinger will save josuke in part 8
screencap this, I've seen the future
Iggy gets turned inside out because as a dog he must lose.
I want Doppio to go awoo
Replace Polnaroff with Jolyne and he wouldve done a better performance vs C Moon..
That's way overpriced for S&W.
Thats kinda hot
I want fujos and fudans to fuck off and go to /cm/
I think we could be very good friends.
I want you to leave.
Explain how. Cause Polnareff cant turn his body into string fuckass.
Doppio a cute
How? He has no counter for getting turned inside out and still has to deal with inverse gravity for 3km around Pucci.
Why is Diavolo kissing Prosciutto?
Which Polnareff? Young? Old? Or turtle?
yeah but you cant tuen a sword insidie out
Tfw Boss will never give you his cummies
grateful for his company.
Uh huh. Keep spouting that bullshit
Sword is safe
The rest of Polnareff's body gets fucked
This is a worse fate than being a turtle.
who is that getting slammed ?
Why do you keep posting that one image of Doppio user
I dont really mind that the boss will never ever give me his cummies
Yes you can. You can't turn a Möbius strip or Klein bottle inside out, but any other shape can be turned inside out.
"WOW that one was cheesy i'm sorry koichi"
he is also a CUTE
Because i got autism that is why
Memers and shitposters
We're trying to improve it with discussion about who could beat C-Moon.
"Oopsie sorry officers i had beans for lunch"
But she is my favorite
you can, and if he couldn't he could just make the sword heavy and one shot him.
People aren't reporting the shitposters.
C-moon has no weakness
Can Kraftwerk beat C-moon if it stabilizes the user from turning inside out?
You can't report the cancer, only embrace it and post with us
like a hivemind
CATDICKPOSTER IS SHIT
CATDICKPOSTER IS SHIT
FARTPOSTER IS SHIT
DOPPIOPOSTER IS SHIT
D4CPOSTER IS SHIT
S H I T
mfw the only one I reported was Terufag
Kars could beat it
Every stand introduced to date that has no weakness has a shit ton of weaknesses.
Looking at you Kira.
We've finally come down from the high of the new chapter and w're also the furthest away from the last episode as we can be before the new episode. The vacuum is filled by shitposting. Best we can do is report rule breakers and hope they get warned or banned, the reason the mods never do anything is because they can't be fucked checking every thread at the speed the board moves, hence why the report function exists. If shitposters get dealt with them they'll be less likely to want to shitpost here again if they're banned quickly before getting any reactions.
anyone got that pic of Doppio as Pink Guy going eh b0ss?
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM STOP JUST STOP STOOOOP
meant to type teruposter
type catdickposter twice
Now I'm shit too.
Joseph > Jolyne = Josuke > Gappy = Giorno > Johnny > Jotaro = Jonathan
That means Teru is true best boy
Implying you can ban me
Stop replying to them.
Doppio will never ever call you
Ill look for it
Jolyne has five fingers on each hand
Westwood has four
he would use the same trick Jolyne used
Is there an animal that can turn their body inside out?
I only see four finders on jolyne, user.
Post non-JJ characters that are clearly stand users
Hey guys, just got into this series and finished part 1 last night. Caesars death killed me. Part 2 is called stardust crusaders, right? I wanted to start watching it but wanted to make sure first.
IT'S TIME TO END THIS THREAD
Then again, it might just fuck him up more. He froze but was still alive in space after all.
Would Kars stand a chance against D4C?
Then he'd just make Kars float into space.
are there any manga panels where it looks like Joylne is dead?
the octopus ejects it's stomage from its beak to grab food
I like you
Jolyne > Gappy > Joseph > Johnny > Giorno > Josuke > Jonathan > Jotaro
She has four fingers
She doesn't have thumbs
That's even worse!
Speaking of Iggy and Polnaroff, How would Vanilla Ice have fared vs C Moon if he didnt have the sun weakness?
Season 1 is Part 1 AND 2, Part 3 is Stardust Crusaders. So yes, watch that next.
I hate you
I hate you so fucking much
You can't even begin to comprehend how much I fucking hate you
I think I found it
I WANT TO SNIFF HATO'S BUTTHOOOOOOOOOOOLE
I reply to you to fuel the cancer
Catcha: farts hehehe
The closest thing I can find:
Also, simpler organisms like salp probably could do it.
Pillar Men had crazy body manipulation even before Kars went ultimate
Remember Wamuu dodging Caesar and Joseph's attacks and Santana escaping through a tiny vent?
That's actually pretty good
I think it would turn on his ability, but lack of gravity means he couldn't really control it unless Cream could be maneuvered in such an environment.
Pucci could just reverse Cream's self eating though, couldn't he?
This. Assuming Jars can adapt his eyesight to see stands, he'd just grab C-Moon and snap Pucci's neck.
Thats the one, thanks m8.
can I post Doppio and Bossu too?
he'd just grab C-Moon
Nigga, you can't grab ghosts.
Stardust is part 3
Part 1 and 2 comprise the first season
What does Yukako's sweat taste like?
Um timestop, if Jotaro wasn't such a jobber post part 3 or had to protect jolyne he would've fucked C-moon up the moment he walked in with a single time stop.
fuck off to /co/ and tell them that "waifu ocean" is the worst name they could think of for part VI
I mean one where she is injured heavily and to an anime only watcher it appears as if she is dead.
Superior crossover art.
I guess if you want to
here's your reply
damn the shitposters are out in full power tonight, this is one of the worst jojo threads in a long time.
Kars could manipulate Hamon while he was ultimate though, couldn't he?
C-moon would punch the shit out Kars before he'd get the chance. And he can't grab a ghost, let alone a gravity ghost.
I'm not sure exactly, but you'd immediately attribute the taste to the feeling of depravity and degeneracy
We should've done what we did last time by having two Jojo threads, but one of them lacked "Jojo" in the OP so one of them ended up as a quarantine.
I wonder if Teru farted on the paper Tomoko was in just to piss off Josuke.
i mean, if i had only been watching the anime and i saw i would pretty much think she died.
Because a new episode is approaching and we just got a new chapter.
Friday can't come soon enough.
Hamon users can grab ghosts
Nigga, sunlight can't give ghosts a tan.
Have you seen the thread?
Right now we somehow manage to look worse than they do. And that's really saying something.
Do you think Yukako ever wanted to make Koichi wear diapers so he could be her very own baby boy?
I'll say it once and I'll say it again. Sup Forums can probably do this Jojo OC shit better than /co/.
Maybe, but Koichi would never let her.
My favorite Jojo part
Does anyone have any Doppio x Narancia? It's all I want out of life.
No she outright says she wants him to be a man. He has infinite potential and she wants him to capitalise on it.
What's will all the weird fetishes?
Would you be up for a female final villain?
I've had the misfortune of seeing fanart of that. Surprisingly it was not drawn by Koichifucker.
Boy, part 5 was a lot lower in art quality than I remember
;obotomykun has been arund for months, he probably only fetishposts when he gets horny or whatever.
I'm notsure about the others.
Why is Doppio such a cute ?
We already do.
By not doing it.
Sure, if /jojo/ weren't full of absolute fucking faggots. /co/ is cancerous, but their autism lets them do great things. Most of the shits here are just cancerous.
/cm/ or /y/ should have some.
The color you imagined something
The most popular color for that thing
What would Hamon do against stands like Black Sabbath and Catch The Rainbow though?
Could it possibly kill Nijimura Dad and Notorious BIG?
Shitposters out in full.
Yes. But only if she is a Lady Gaga expy much like how Kira is a David Bowie expy.
Welp, this is it, we've hit rock bottom.
ywn meet Jolyne
We've had all dudes and one majestic bird thing this far, so I don't see why not. It'd be interesting to see what motives Araki could come up with to make it work.
Only if she wears over the tp sunglasses all the time
tfw uploading my entire Doppio folder to imgur is helping these shitposts
I dont think art of that exists user
Final big bad is Holly all along, who was feigning her illness to get close to the rokakaka knowing her son and his friend would try to get a sample of it.
My girlfriend art here
there's some pretty nice posts in here...
I've seen one where they were both cuntboys if that counts.
Thank you, I will check. Have a cute Doppio for the (you)
You've been banned so many fucking times though
Soft and Wet
White and black
Yellow and green
Though pink is a lot better
This is the best thread by far
I WANT TO SEE HATO POOP OUT A BIG HOT STINKY TURD IN FRONT OF ME
Because making tea take like 10 minutes and i usually forgot about the r34 post i post sometimes
To be honest, Terufag has at least slowed it down a bunch. He's not derailing threads every night anymore.
Why wouldn't that exist?? The two most cutest twinks need fanart together. No best boys, yet I have Narancia and FF. This is injustice
I WANT TO SCRAPE THE DRIED CHOCOLATE PUDDING OUT OF THE BUTT OF HATO'S BODYSUIT
This is why generals are a bad idea
Post your face when you realize that these threads were less cancerous when they were full of "Make your own stand" shits than they are now.
What's with all this Hotel Transylvania crap?
That movie was trash.
Yellow and green
I have no idea how you got that impression. White and purple seems to be the most popular one by a pretty wide margin.
Koichi Hirose's hair
His hair goes from blue in ASB to grey in the anime
Blue or purple-ish.
Hamon emulates sun energy but I've never seen them output enough light to completely change the shadows in the environment, so Black Sabbath has a chance.
Catch The Rainbow can stabilize a wider area of rain drops, and to a far more ludicrous degree than what we've seen with hamon.
favorite Jojo villain?
No one here is fan of Trish x Mista?
This is some dedicated shitpostin
I miss /hsg/. At the very least their shitposts and copypastas were amusing.
Some men just want to watch the world burn
At least those guys didn't derail a thread.
Diavolo and Doppio
SEE JOJOFAGS THIS IS WHY YOUR THREADS ARE SHIT
THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD GTFO Sup Forums
YOU'RE NOT WELCOME IN THIS BOARD
YOU NEVER WERE
Is this a fucking /co/ raid?
They did though, "lol MAKE YOUR OWN STAND" posts always get like 50 fucking replies
I'd always seen Damo as being blond with a purple suit, but everyone draws him like an oompa loompa.
I see Vitamin C as being pink and purple, but people give it the same palette as Damo.
Be honest. You only like Doppio don't you?
I think so. Post spoilers so they'll leave.
YEAH WE SHOULD ALL MIGRATE TO /CO/
the last few threads were actually good with manga discussion happening, it's just a few dedicated autists all converging for an autism singularity.
Mods should just nuke this thread though.
What's his name again?
Terufag and his ancestor are raiding at the same time with /co/
is not like is worse than the average /jojo/
The most OP stand there is
Wouldn't it be cute if Hot Pants had some powerfully stinky roast beef farts but is embarrassed by them?
They totally did though
But you have to admit, it was tame and even semi-relevant compared to the faggots we have to put up with now.
I see Damo with a black suit and blonde hair, and Vitamin C as dark green.
THINK OF A JOJOLION CHARACTER
NOW DRAW THEM AS THEIR
RULE 63 VERSIONS IN YOUR PREFERRED ART PROGRAM
Mind posting an image or two? All Damo fan art I've seen is black and white.
I just wanted a place to discuss it
I've always considered them a sign we ran out of things to talk about it. Which is pretty much what is happening here, except 10 times worse.
They're upset we complain about their ocs and on top of that riled up with new steven universe
No more "muh oc stand"
is now all shitposting anons
actual picture of people responding
Let this be a lesson, if you want to talk shit about our project then make your own and we'll speak as equals, in the meantime you have no right to look down on us.
You have to use the Jojo-related version.
What, you mean how Akira isn't the main villain of Part 4? How Kira is, and how the ghost girl was one of his first victims? Or how literally everyone dies except they don't, and then Kira loses?
Or do you mean the part where literally everyone but the kid dies in part 6?
Let´s restart the thread
Teru is here now. I will help banish /co/ to whence they came. Leave this thread, shitposters.
*rattle rattle rattle*
dude goth waifus lmao
What do you guys think they or hope David add to tomorrow's episode?
Besides the obligatory Kai Harada scenes of course.
/co/ fags who have literally never read jojo, try to make their own jojo part
/a/ shits on it because its fucking garbage.
not like regular garbage. Like full blown deviant art grade A autism garbage.
/a/'s autistic fan fiction is summed in a single screen cap and never talked about again, and its still 100 times better that /co/'s month long shit fest.
/co/ gets butthurt and shits up jojo.
Fuck off fags. Not everyone in a zoot suit is a fucking jojo character.
MAN I LOVE IT WHEN /CO/ COMES TO PLAY.
HEY GUYS REMEMBER WHEN:
The main villain of part 4 is Kira with his stand killer queen
Okuyasu dies, but comes back
Rohan dies twice, and comes back both times
Everyone in part 6 dies except the little kid
Pucci resets the universe
GOOD TIMES RIGHT
lobotomykun was at the start of the thread
the thread is now shit
Lobotomy user is a fucking harbringer of shitposting. He's the smell of ozone before the storm. The same thing happened last time he did this shit at the start of a thread.
Even bestshipposter dont want post here.
Come on, guys what the fuck?
The picture you used in the post is already better than the whole concept.
Quit saying literally everyone dies in part 6. It's inaccurate.
Emporio lives. So do the AU characters met at the very end.
read the manga before writing autistic fanfiction and check what Araki said about Stone Ocean
Female Joshuu with pigtails and no other hair is what immediately came to mind
NEVER POST AGAIN
Actually do your homework before you make your autistic fanfiction
steven universe is good and i have moderately leftist views
I hope people don't actually believe these fucks are fdrom /co/, they may be dumbassses and cringy but they stick to their board for the most part.
this guy is one of our own, he knows people are angry about that shit.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!?
post the screencap
GET OUT /CO/
Why do we need to make a fucking project all we're doing is discussing about something that we love while you fucks decide to stick your cum infested cartoon characters into it. Plus learn how to take criticism.
THIS WAS MY MASTER PLAN ALL ALONG user
I'm pretty sure it isn't from /co/. I checked their general and they haven't mentioned this thread at all.
I found a few of these shitposting images from the Monster Musume generals through the archive.
GEORGE THEY'RE ON TO US
Mods can you please delete this thread. I'm fine not talking about JoJo tonight.
After 9000 hours in paint.
A GHOST TOWN
Summer is coming.
FUCK OFF YOU INFERIOR MEME! LOW CLASS SCUM! LESSER BROWN MAN!
there are a ton of them, i dont have any.
Weird Al Parody stands
Joshuu is the villain of part 8
Just a few that i have seen.
"Oh my goodness koichi did that kill you? NOOOOOOOOOOO HE IS DEAD FROM MY STINKY BUTT FART NONONO"
might be a mix of both actually
Someone replace the food in op pic with "shitposts" or something like that, it'd be appropriate for this thread
Don't make another thread dumbass.
I hope it's only a 2 parter and not 3
I didn't make it. Someone else already did.
We need to retaliate by shitposting on /co/ until they die
Who's with me?!??!?
Just gonna list the main dudes
Kira > Poochie > Diavolo > Dio > Valentine > DIO > Kars
I hope so too.
I just want to get to Tonio and Kira.
no you idiot
last thing i need is more exposure to vindictive autists obsessed with steven universe
I hope you're not that autistic.
Now there's shitposting in that thread
Great job user.
Tell them yourself.
They've been doing 4.5 chapters an episode recently and since Yukako's arc is 9 chapters that's exactly 2 episodes, so there's a good chance.
No, quit trying to stir up more shit.
Fine, I will.
Fuck no, go to /b/ with that retarded ass shit.
IS YUKAKO PERFECT?
Yes because that totally won't backfire and bring more shitposters here. Genius idea.
Reported so many posts I can't report anymore
EVEN AN AUTISTIC BASTARD LIKE ME COULDN'T FINISH THIS
Guys just report the shitposters for being off topic. It takes literally 5 seconds and the more reports the mods get the more likely they are to get off their asses and fucking do something. The report feature exists for a reason.
I been doing that nigga. Mods must be asleep or don't care.
You and me both.
I have way too many of this shit saved.
We should just go to /v/ to have our Jojo threads from now on so we can get away from the shitposting.
you and me both user
She had the least plot shield of any jojo
Fuck. The mods are the one that's shitposting.
Let's descend further into hell to evade torment
how about /po/, nothing happened there since 2014
Haha, good one
What's with characters having arrows pointing to their crotch? Gyro had it too.
Not "What did you say about my wall?"
Could have been better.
If we held these on /v/ all the time it'd just cause those threads to get shitposted to oblivion like this. Plus the mods would work against us since it's off-topic.
Fuck, imagine how bad these threads will be during the summer.
Thanks for the laugh, user.
No, see that's the point. We'll have less shitposting in /v/, FUCKING /v/, than we will here.
Hey how about that Eyes of Heaven? Do you think they'll forget to put Diego in the next game like they did ASB?
their face when
Teruposter on /co/
we've been all played like a damn fiddle
So what do you think the other Aphex family members are like?
New thread when?
Next month. Fuck animeonlies, and fuck the shitposters.
Well the simple solution would have been to make it a car race.
yfw Fast & Furious: Jojo edition
Would you read it?
What things need to be resolved in JJL before it ends?
Don't make a new thread, the shitposters will just migrate there. Keep it all in one thread.
I thought this was Tonio at first.
What is the most useless and boring 7SU Stand
And why is it fucking Napalm Death?
Has a BITE THE DUST skill that sends you back to Day 1
But you lose like 30 levels
You can just summon and beat Kira to get the same effect with no downside
Barely any overworld interactions
One is a Jobin-tier beetles enthusiast, his name is Beetles A. Phex
/ss/ next episode
Take notes kids, THIS is how you bait.
Is 7SU even good?
not Adam Ant
You know a lot of the fashion in Jojo kind of makes sense when you look at at some of the high concept fashion stuff people were putting out at the time each part was published
Oh please Araki
Please yes this.
Joubin's involvement with the Rokakaka, payoff for Tsurugi's situation, Josuke meeting Holly, Iwasuke explanation,
Flashback man if Araki didn't forget
He's the likeliest cause behind this. He's fucking up our autism now.
/jojo/, you created him, how do you make him stop?
Did he forget about the baby who washed ashore wearing only some socks and a hat?
Heck, I almost forgot.
It's pretty good, a lot of replay value, too.
Karera, Joubin, bite marks, ocean baby, Wall Eyes, Rock Humans history, Johnny, the publisher's seal, Tsurugi's disease, Holly's disease, the curse, Yasuho and Josuke fucking. There's probably a lot more but that's just off the top of my head.
I want to kill myself
You know, for guys who hate /co/, you sure talk about them a lot
Not before the end of Jojolion, asshole
What the actual fuck.
SBRverse ZZ and Wheel of Fortune will appear
Please don't, user.
Koichi and Yukako are the same age.
Not until JJL finishes you selfish cunt, we're in it for the long haul. And if there IS a Part 9 then we have to wait until that's over.
Do midgets count as shota?
Are you that fart fag?
SBRverse ZZ is actually the main Jojo of part 9
He really DOES end the part early
Thank you for saving us. You know who you are. Have a reward.
I think the shitposters are finally gone.
Oh, shit yeah, I forgot about that too. I have literally no theories on that whatsoever and wouldn't be surprised if it just ends up never being mentioned again like Flashback man
They've migrated to /co/. Help us. MODS = GODS
Fan art of the worst fight in JoJo
No joke. I thought it was the BABY going around biting people and giving them stands.
Help won't come, you chose this fate.
Someone post the complete one. I forgot to save it.
AU Highway Star
AU Pucci goes full f-zero
I really can't thank the mods this time, they took way too long to arrive.
I see that, just report them.
I don't the /co/ general had anything to do with this.
The bites got brought back up again, actually. At the end of the Born This Way fight, Yasuho mentioned hers was infected a nurse rushed her into the hospital.
Can't imagine this being shown on tv. Her tits are too small.
love you all guys
We didn't do it, either our autistic /tv/fag Or your Terufag is doing this. Maybe both? I just want to return to writing bad fanfiction.
The baby has the same cap as Aisho, it's clearly his dad. When he died, Aisho inherited his hat and stopped wearing the spiky hoodie
Hey guys, should i buy Rohan at the Louvre?
Yes. Always support the series if you can afford it/want something from it.
What if they were the same person?
Who's your favorite minor villain?
Mine are Boingo and Hol Horse
When did the baby wash ashore again? I forgot.
I've read it. Pretty good. It's a good short horror story.
Plus, it's manga on display at the actual Louvre, so there's commodity value.
What do you guys think is the biggest horror influence for the series? I feel like the earlier parts seem to have been sort of inspired by Sam Raimi's work.
It's a pretty good story and a good way to show that there's a demand to see the rest of the series translated officially in english.
Who am I, your keeper? Do it if you want to support the series.
Just finished part 5, starting part 6.
Do things just now branch into their own stories now? Or do Giorno and the part 6 protagonist actually have something to do with the Joestars
On the day Johnny died, iirc
Really hard to pick a favorite, but I absolutely adored Blackmore. He was slick, looked cool, and had an interesting stand. Also named after Rainbow/Blackmore.
I don't why, but I really liked Ghiaccio.
Maybe because I thought his stand was
Same day Johnny died, Yasuho found an old newspaper report on it.
Someone do one with Norisuke actually drawing his kid
Everyone has problems, user. I found out that my half sister (which i love more than anything else) got molested a year ago. But here i am, shitposting with you guys.
He was the best guy out of the Part 6 Main Cast, I was glad he didnt end up single, poor Araki was bullying him by getting cucked countless of times.
Alright guys, now that that is all over, let's get back to posting cute Doppios!
Uh, Ringo Roadagain?
Daddy Aphex turns Yasuho into a rockwoman
he reveals that he's her father
she has the epiphany that the rockpeople that were killed up to this encounter were her brothers and sisters
after daddy Aphex dies she takes over the rockpeople syndicate
they become the SPW for part 9
You should probably leave this thread and read on your own before you get spoiled. Come back for the questions you're gonna have.
Hol Horse actually had a secret second ability
His bullets are allergic to fore heads
How he can utilize this in the future, I dont know
I wonder where the baby is now.
I hope Araki didn't forget and does something with him, because I had thought the baby was the "threat coming across the ocean" that caused the Wall Eyes to form.
Does hardcover full color manga exist for jojo?
I want to buy it
Part 6 has something to do with the Joestars, 4 and 5 were mostly standalone. 6 is also the end of the original continuity, 7 is a reboot and 8 is the second Part in the reboot. Despite what some people may say, Parts 6 and 7 are NOT connected. Now leave before you get spoiled.
Either Daiya or Hato, Joshuu doesn't deserve nice things
Yeah, in Japanese.
anyone have that skipping parts pic w/ johnny?
Hato, probably. the only not shit one.
I think user actually meant Guess, as in the Stone Ocean character.
Not in English?
Where were you when the mods went full Johnny and banned all the terrorists
She's just naive because she's 14
Giorno isn't in Part 6. Don't get your hopes up at all. But Jotaro is.
I thought she was older than that.
But Johnny was the terrorist
the mods are in on it
16, and she's a stand assisted rapist.
i know i was making a funny
thanks for pissing on my parade, jerk
Dying on the inside because they took forever to arrive.
Keep track of the bans page to see how long the shitposters will be banned.
I am actually glad Giorno doesn't show up in part 6.
What I like best about Jojo is that each part has fairly self-contained casts save of course for Jotaro and Joseph. Polnareff if you count him.
Jobin and Daiya seem to be his favorites.
Nope, the series is only translated part way through Part 3 in English. If you can read Italian or French then you might be in luck, Italy is up to Part 8 and France up to 7, but I'm not sure about coloured version.
I wish he fucking did because fucking Pucci got all of Dio's kids but where the fuck was gio god fucking damnmi t araki im so angry aggsdghh
I'm sorry senpai.
Shit, my bad.
When you were in high school, how many 16 year old girls could you say WOULDN'T be exactly like that and just take what they wanted without thinking of the consequences if they had a superpower?
She's naive, raging with hormones because 16, and has a super power.
Giorno is too cool to hang out with those losers.
She's 16. Lucy was 14.
Okay thanks, probably going to get part 1 and 2 then
Why isn't fucking America or any English speaking countries on 8? Why is it taking so long?
I want to fucking have SBR hardcover in my collection so fucking badly
A F T E R
The President's wife tries to hit on an underage girl
Only in SBR.
user thinks rape is okay as long as it's perpetrated by 16 year-olds.
tfw got turned on by Scarlet getting a huge nail in the face more than the facesitting scene
Probably one of the most brutal deaths in the series.
That's pretty weird, user.
It's not ok, but she's a little kid and is painfully unaware that what she's doing is wrong, and if you ask me she got off way too easily by Jousuke.
Go away lobotomykun
So remind me, are stands hereditary?
On one hand, Trish received the power of Spice Girls but was not hit by the arrow, because her father had a stand. At the same time, Jolyne, who was obviously born after Jotaro received his stand, only gained Stone Free after getting cut by an arrow shard.
They are hereditary according to the plot.
Why does brutally murdering women turn you on, user?
Jolyne had the potential for being a Stand user, it probably would have manifested if she was in danger. The arrow made it manifest sooner.
The only thing I can think of is that because Jotaro got his stand in a weird way, he didn't pass it to Jolyne. I think they are supposed to be hereditary normally. Then again Kakyoin's parents didn't know he had a stand and he wasn't shot with an arrow.
Stands are based on how strong the person's spirit is.
Holly's was almost killed by hers because she didn't have a fighting spirit.
Yet this little shit gets a stand. And let's not forget Xander McQueen.
it probably would have manifested if she was in danger
Stop making me connect Worm and Jojo more than I already am, it's fucking with me
I keep forgetting that Stands don't necessarily have to be for fighting
Survivor and Planet Waves
not god tier
Shit opinion, homegirl.
Where did the shitposting go ?
Still work in progress
Don't open this
another dropped plot point for the sake of making things interesting. like that God awful stands are made of hamon thing
And let's not forget Xander McQueen.
Pucci probably gave him a disc
stands are made of hamon thing
I actually had a guy argue with me that Kenshiro can copy stands because they are hamon, and hamon are a form of martial arts.
Then I just told him that last time I checked, Iggy nor Kira were hamon practitioners.
fucking /co/ leaving the shitposting
mfw I did it anyway
AT PARANOIA'S POISON DOOR
A suicidal guy gets a stand that complements suicide.
This seems...too convenient.
You think JJL is popular amongst fujos? It's probably the most hetero part in the series.
Isn't hamon just a breathing technique? Don't you loose the ability to use your stand if you can't breathe?
I've been Rereading all the parts and i'm on the anubis fight in part 3. Maybe its because the anime was a slog, but this isn't as bad as I remember it being. most of the fights are well executed if a bit short and moves along at a brisk pace
They probably pair Kira and Josefumi together a lot.
A baby got a stand
A turtle got a stand
A fucking radio tower got a stand
Seriously, just imagine Dio was using his powers to kill Holly with her own stand because he's a dick.
not to mention dio and vanilla would have died as soon as they used or got hit by a stand.
A stand that summons shooting stars fights a stand made of string
while both combatants are jacked up on another stand that makes them incredible at hand to hand combat
worst fight in JoJo
Don't you loose the ability to use your stand if you can't breathe?
I don't remember this at all.
Now, the radio tower was the stand. The original user was still human wasn't he? Because only living things get stands don't they?
disregard the stand battles that happen underwater. like dark blue moon. or how McQueen stand activates as he drowned himself.
Don't you loose the ability to use your stand if you can't breathe?
That was reconned almost immediately.
Part 3 was a lot better when I reread it.
where it belongs
Same with part 5 for me, though it's probably because there's better scans now.
So how to stands that function beyond their user's death work if a stand is an exertion of the user's willpower?
Cheap Trick and Notorious B.I.G. should disappear when there's no one to think them into existence, right?
It's pretty hetero but that doesn't stop them from liking the boys. JJL is the best part for cute boys since 5, it may even surpass it. And the fact there's very little homoeroticism just makes the fujos dig harder to try and find justifications for their gay shit. They crave a challenge.
Reminder that if Cheap Trick had been in any other part, they would have ended early.
Yeah, the part 3 manga's pacing is just brisk enough for the collection of gag fights it really is. Trying to draw every single one of them out into filling an entire episode or two hurt the adaptation a little.
Stands being Hamon was retconned after the first time it was said.
tfw vento aureo's new scans will never finish in your life time
don't forget the trees
What STAND do you think he has?
The original user was still human wasn't he?
Hard to say, based on how he seems to look under the mask. He's one of those weird unexplained mutants that Araki tossed in.
Fuck, Jojolion will probably finish before we get completed part 5 scans.
Someone please ban this fag
Some can keep themselves going through conservation of energy, they can think themselves into existence. Basically every Stand is unique.
Can't read shit senpai.
So we have both goblins and elves in Jojo.
what gets me is "oh lets stop in the middle of white album and start from the end" or at least that's what I remember reading
You think he would have had an easier time hunting if he didn't dress in all white and gay dolphins gear
He also does a good job keeping clean
I wonder, did he dye part of his hair white so it could merge with his hat better?
Why do every villain in Jojo like to give stands to animals ? just for the lulz ?
oh lets stop in the middle of white album and start from the end
Stands like that are just born parasitic, their own source of willpower.
fucking araki my whole life is a lie. I always thought the underwater battles were super tense because it was a race against how long you could keep your stand fighting without needing to breathe.
He looks absolutely disgusted at the thought of picking up chicks.
How did he manage to ever stick his dick in a woman?
There's no animal users in part 7.
Move over when you feel like it, hivemind
Pet Shop was born with Horus I think, and DIO thought that was fucking metal. Akira shot the rats for shits and giggles and who the fuck knows where Coco Jumbo came from. And Pucci gave a Stand to God damn plankton.
I'm pretty sure that was one of the "scanlator died or mysteriously vanished" things. Part 5 is legitimately cursed.
With all of the scanlators vanishing, and even the part abridger just up and disappearing as well, I'm worried David will get halfway through it before their studio falls into a massive sinkhole.
What about the fucking Orangutan ? i think he was also stabed
Did Josuke mean "Fishing" or "Phishing", he didn't know hunting but he knew about email spams to acquire credit card information?
She was as boring as him and hated men just as much as he hated women. Truly a match
Made in Heaven
He just wanted to know if a monkey could fight a man.
it was a few months ago but it was like "would you rather us continue from the end backwards or finish in chronological order"
finish in chronological order
they then go back and do Sleeping Slaves before continuing on.
Joseph > Josuke > Gio > Josuke 2.0 = Johnny > Jotaro > Jonathon >>> Jolyne
Jolyne is literally one of the worst jojos. Just because she has a vagina doesn't mean you have to like her.
Maybe that's just what Joseph and co assumed and she actually just had a self harming stand like Cheap Trick.
Me too user.
this is an interesting idea
I always forget this guy existed.
so we still don't know the song?
Also, nice dubs
Never seen this cover before
nope it couldnt. but what it could do was rape a 12 year old girl. pretty fair trade off in retrospect