Here you go user

Jayden Johnson
Jayden Johnson

Here you go user.

Samuel Allen
Samuel Allen

This is your date tonight.

Connor Davis
Connor Davis

Mah hoe

Elijah Johnson
Elijah Johnson

but raw sex feels better or at least thats what ive heard

Juan Phillips
Juan Phillips

I've never seen candy like that

Easton Wilson
Easton Wilson

bubblegum for beginners. blows bubbles easier

Thomas Foster
Thomas Foster

Hey thanks! My water canteen just tore the other day.

Cameron Hernandez
Cameron Hernandez

It's not candy, dummy. It's individually wrapped moist towelettes.

Charles Bailey
Charles Bailey

What makes condoms so arousing, even though it supposedly feels better without one?

Kevin Hall
Kevin Hall

only one???

shittiest **waterballoon fight** ever

Brandon Ramirez
Brandon Ramirez

It's a little to small can I have a bigger one?

Ethan Harris
Ethan Harris

Instant ramen already comes with a spice packet. I don't need another one.

Jaxson Fisher
Jaxson Fisher

Do condoms have an expiry date?

Cooper Hall
Cooper Hall

The girl can collect them after you're done.

Isaiah Young
Isaiah Young

yeah, the one they gave me at my uni orientation just expired this month
they last like 4-5 years though

Noah Allen
Noah Allen

japanese

Xavier Mitchell
Xavier Mitchell

Japanese candy names sure are weird these days.

Jordan Parker
Jordan Parker

For me it feels the same, but I can only cum while raw. More of a requirement rather than a preference.

Hunter Sanders
Hunter Sanders

thanks, ill put it with the others ive never used

Tyler Kelly
Tyler Kelly

You will never be friends with a bro who is not only fine with you banging his cute little sister, but encourages you.

Blake Bennett
Blake Bennett

not being bros with a cute girl and banging her without ruining your friendship

Michael Rivera
Michael Rivera

Congratulations on the bachelor's degree!

David Cook
David Cook

I'll never be friends with a cuck. I'll fuck that sister tho

Kayden Edwards
Kayden Edwards

Nice blog normalfag.

Gabriel Smith
Gabriel Smith

Nice post, virgin-kun

Jaxson Parker
Jaxson Parker

But casual sex is disgusting.

Wyatt Lopez
Wyatt Lopez

He was pretty based

Xavier Barnes
Xavier Barnes

What is this?! A condom for ants!? It needs to be at least... Three times this big!

Jose Rogers
Jose Rogers

My neighbor use to give me condoms for some reason, of course I didn't knew what a condom was back then, so I just inflated them and played with them like any normal balloon, this was till my mom catch me surrounded by flying condoms, my mom stopped me and explained to me what those things were and then she went to talk with the neighbor, but he just said that it was a joke so the issue stopped there. He never got close to me after, I guess he was just making me a prank.

Lincoln Bell
Lincoln Bell

Well, won't be needing OP's gift then.

Logan Carter
Logan Carter

Good taste tbqh

Jeremiah Cook
Jeremiah Cook

It implies sex.

Gabriel Bennett
Gabriel Bennett

Oh cool. An emergency water bottle!

Jaxson Foster
Jaxson Foster

So I guess that condom won't get used.

Owen Butler
Owen Butler

Fag.

Jayden Hughes
Jayden Hughes

Is sex dangerous?

Isaiah Price
Isaiah Price

Condoms are the ultimate in survival, man.

Brody Cook
Brody Cook

Like you would know.

Adam Campbell
Adam Campbell

Guess I'll use this while raping that comatouse girl.

Jonathan Young
Jonathan Young

Wrong thread, buddy.

David Lopez
David Lopez

What did Sensei mean by this?

Christian Richardson
Christian Richardson

Is it possible to give birth while in a coma?

Tyler Young
Tyler Young

safe sex is important

Anthony Collins
Anthony Collins

c section

Angel Butler
Angel Butler

Especially if you find a cute forest girl.

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