Shingeki no Kyojin - angry power metal midget queen edition

Colton Jones
Colton Jones

What taste in music do you think your shingeki has?

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLXOkZtAkPw
http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/lebanon/beirut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPI-PQHc8SU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StZcUAPRRac
http://imgur.com/a/nhxtj/all
Dominic Edwards
Dominic Edwards

Annie is love
Annie is life
Annie is everything to me
Annie a miracle of the universe
Annie might've done some things wrong, but she's still a beautiful person inside and out

Jaxon Morgan
Jaxon Morgan

Which female shingeki has the hairiest armpits?

Nathan Clark
Nathan Clark

Depends. Are you one of those people that count Mikasa as a female?

Cameron Perry
Cameron Perry

I want Bert to live a long and fulfilling life.

Wyatt Thomas
Wyatt Thomas

I think she loves African R'n'B and drum music, because she loves Ymir so much.

Maybe some traditional Egyptian music too, like this empowering piece of African music sung by a son of Ymir:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLXOkZtAkPw

Which is funny, because did you know that the Norse Deity called Ymir was also black?

#TheMoreYouKnow

Parker Bennett
Parker Bennett

Damn.

This single post taught me more about history than all of my history classes in school.

Thank you so much.

Austin Butler
Austin Butler

I want to kill myself as a sacrifice to the gods to keep Bortie alive.

Ryan James
Ryan James

Eren: screamo like Bring me the horizon, emo rock like Fall out boy
Historia: probably Taylor Swift
Mikasa: ACDC, heavy metal workout music, some kpop.
Bert: deep techno
Jean: country and probably plays guitar himself
Armin: classical music
Erwin doesn't show it in public and doesn't put on music often but secretly he is Katy Perrys biggest fan.

Ethan Anderson
Ethan Anderson

Hisu is canonically into Power Metal, tho

Nathan Howard
Nathan Howard

Jean: country and probably plays guitar himself
Explain.

Jason Jones
Jason Jones

Good book, 8/10 would order the hardback edition.

Brody Allen
Brody Allen

lmao this, do these crossies from Tumblr not even read all the canon Isayama interviews?

Ethan King
Ethan King

Lyner listens to Nickleback and Bortie listens to some indie hipster shit.

Brody Butler
Brody Butler

tfw u shitpost on /snk/ during lunchbreak (only free time) and u don't get a single (You)

JUST

Brody Stewart
Brody Stewart

What's your timezone?

Nathan Mitchell
Nathan Mitchell

GMT+3 according to this http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/lebanon/beirut

Xavier Rivera
Xavier Rivera

BST here. It just turned 12:01.
Time for lunch.

Aiden Ross
Aiden Ross

ah, time for some fish'n'chips, ay?

'av a nice fap too afterwards, why don't you guv'nor?

Asher Jackson
Asher Jackson

(You)

Happy now, bitch?

Jonathan Hall
Jonathan Hall

Nah man, that's bad craic. Need to get a thick with seg. Wee dram too.
Northern Ireland my friend, no fish and chips for me, BST by way of association unfortunately.

Parker Campbell
Parker Campbell

I want to nibble on Erwin's sausage.

Kayden Hall
Kayden Hall

Yoo are you from Beirut user? Cool place according what I've heard. Also take your (you).

Grayson Martinez
Grayson Martinez

T-thank you Muddy. :-)

Caleb Sullivan
Caleb Sullivan

Just looking at that makes my stomach upset to be quite honest familia.

Adam Rodriguez
Adam Rodriguez

Me too.

Michael Torres
Michael Torres

Can't beat a Belfast bap with a little bit of Sausage, Egg and Bacon. Dram of whiskey too and you've got the perfect lunch.
What would suit you? Would your favourite shingeki eat with you?

Alexander White
Alexander White

Sausage, Egg and Bacon
No offence to anyone but I really don't like any of these.

Ryder Garcia
Ryder Garcia

No problem faggot-kun

Hudson Flores
Hudson Flores

Nothing wrong with that user, different tastes for different people.

Brody Hughes
Brody Hughes

Who /oats/ here? Also, post eating shingekis.

Jeremiah Anderson
Jeremiah Anderson

Levi listens to gangster rap. Trust me on this.

Isaiah Cook
Isaiah Cook

Annie is just a quiet little fragile girl on the inside who wants to be saved by her prince.

Chase Lopez
Chase Lopez

She was born into a cruel world and was brave enough to make a decision

Aiden Watson
Aiden Watson

Biggest bullshit

Gabriel Sanchez
Gabriel Sanchez

KEK

Tyler Long
Tyler Long

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPI-PQHc8SU

Logan Ramirez
Logan Ramirez

Who
Sasha
here?

Robert Parker
Robert Parker

This thread needs some PAPA ERWIN I think.

Matthew Perez
Matthew Perez

I like how these threads just fill up with shitposting during the breaks between chapters. It's pretty funny shitposting too.

Brody Flores
Brody Flores

Annie is shit

Jaxson Brown
Jaxson Brown

You're an evil wanker. Annie is precious.

Jonathan Cook
Jonathan Cook

I'm still waiting for that BSfag to help me fill my folder.

Gavin Morgan
Gavin Morgan

Kek

Logan Perez
Logan Perez

LIAR

Jeremiah Hernandez
Jeremiah Hernandez

I want Reiner to find happiness. ;_;

Tyler Nguyen
Tyler Nguyen

She's so cute and innocent :3

Liam Cooper
Liam Cooper

I want to cook her tasty meat and feed it to her.

Liam Fisher
Liam Fisher

Kenny did nothing wrong

Luke Wood
Luke Wood

SC are so wholesome

Alexander Roberts
Alexander Roberts

This. The MP are evil and so was Historia's mum.

Owen Torres
Owen Torres

Hissy's a skank anyway.

Isaac Johnson
Isaac Johnson

Nice one m8

Xavier Rodriguez
Xavier Rodriguez

Historia a perpetual loli.

Jacob Johnson
Jacob Johnson

Historia is PURE

Angel Reed
Angel Reed

She killed people.

Adam Butler
Adam Butler

Harlot, just like her mother.

Dominic Roberts
Dominic Roberts

Hussy, Rico, Annie.
Confirmed for /snk/ worst girls.
Reiner, Connie, Erwib.
Confirmed for /snk/ worst boys.

Jonathan Scott
Jonathan Scott

owns literal child slaves
Mate. Come on now.

Anthony Walker
Anthony Walker

You really think they have the mental capacity to post anything but ?

Kevin Anderson
Kevin Anderson

You just replied to the person who posted it. Apparently you aren't capable to detect bait.

David Morales
David Morales

Nothing wrong with getting kids to work

Asher Baker
Asher Baker

And so did you. Apparently you aren't capable to detect bait.

Oliver Jenkins
Oliver Jenkins

Sure, you were just pretending to be retarded.

Dominic Ward
Dominic Ward

i was just pretending to be retarded!
Sure dude :^)

Carson Diaz
Carson Diaz

you
I'm not him.

Jeremiah Allen
Jeremiah Allen

She diddles them though.

Lincoln Williams
Lincoln Williams

I wasn't the one who made the posts you quoted.

Evan Hall
Evan Hall

This is your queen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StZcUAPRRac

Andrew Parker
Andrew Parker

you will never get diddled by Historia
It hurts Sup Forums

Ethan Lopez
Ethan Lopez

I'm.

Fuck I forgot about that album user, accept my apologies. I'll make and post it tonight, I've been busy.

Jason Scott
Jason Scott

Don't worry about it.

Aiden Jackson
Aiden Jackson

How about Papa Mike?

Jacob Sanders
Jacob Sanders

>>141763122
Hussy, Rico, Annie.
Confirmed for /snk/ worst girls.
Not okay.

Jack Jackson
Jack Jackson

>>141763122
deleted

David James
David James

pretending to be ricofag
You're the lowest of the low

Lincoln Sanders
Lincoln Sanders

This. Ricofag is based. Accept no substitutes.

Isaiah Richardson
Isaiah Richardson

You offend me.
Poor ruse.

Jackson Green
Jackson Green

While the other shitposting remains.

Cameron Watson
Cameron Watson

Got more Bert close ups? I could do with filling my coffers

Christopher Gomez
Christopher Gomez

Depends, how close is close?

Gavin Green
Gavin Green

Too close.Take it back about 6-7 inches

Evan Williams
Evan Williams

Beautiful.

Asher Jones
Asher Jones

http://imgur.com/a/nhxtj/all

Xavier Collins
Xavier Collins

Cute. R.I.P. burrito.

Xavier Perez
Xavier Perez

ahahaha, wtf!?

Juan Miller
Juan Miller

My based user.

Aiden Moore
Aiden Moore

not having a stash of your waifu's panels

Camden Scott
Camden Scott

I love you user

Ayden Edwards
Ayden Edwards

Girls on Thrones

My fetish right here.

Thomas Evans
Thomas Evans

angry power metal midget queen edition
Picked back up. What bands?

Nathan Ross
Nathan Ross

Explain pic related then

Michael Powell
Michael Powell

your fetish is 50% furniture

Evan Martinez
Evan Martinez

Just look at that hussy diddling Mikasa

Ryder Jackson
Ryder Jackson

DELETE THIS

Wyatt Allen
Wyatt Allen

SKANKY FRAUD

Alexander Campbell
Alexander Campbell

kek'd. Thank you.

Liam Butler
Liam Butler

You're welcome.

Jaxson Martinez
Jaxson Martinez

Bout' ye? NornIron-anon.

Zachary Howard
Zachary Howard

I'm good brother sister?, and yourself?

Mason Murphy
Mason Murphy

You forgot the Tayto crisps user.

Evan Watson
Evan Watson

Truth be told, I've always been a bigger fan of McCoys.
That tayto factory though.

Tyler Ramirez
Tyler Ramirez

Not bad user

I've been at least twice haha. I kind of want to go to the 'other' Tayto Park. But we know what the better one is.

Gabriel Morales
Gabriel Morales

Mikasa and Historia forgetting about Eren isn't a bad thing.

Grayson Rodriguez
Grayson Rodriguez

Rico is the skank.

Lucas Johnson
Lucas Johnson

Only Mikasa is interested in Eren anyway, not Historia.

Matthew Adams
Matthew Adams

Denial stronk

Dylan Collins
Dylan Collins

Delusions stronk

Jaxson Kelly
Jaxson Kelly

Butthurt stronk

Jonathan Rodriguez
Jonathan Rodriguez

We all stronk

Cooper Wilson
Cooper Wilson

Don't worry, I'm not butthurt about you being delusional.

Caleb Lopez
Caleb Lopez

Always "indifferently" responding to every single bait post proves otherwise.

Logan James
Logan James

Are you honestly this delusional?

Carter Ramirez
Carter Ramirez

STRONK

Aiden Barnes
Aiden Barnes

HELLA STRONK

Mason Walker
Mason Walker

Good for you that you were just baiting and aren't really that delusional.

Elijah Garcia
Elijah Garcia

It's really hard to tell in these threads sometimes.

Jackson Smith
Jackson Smith

Bad for you that you're still butthurt either way.

Connor Williams
Connor Williams

Good for me that I'm not, but if believing that makes you sleep at night.

Luis Edwards
Luis Edwards

still responding, proving me right

Charles Campbell
Charles Campbell

Post all your Hisu/Levi now.

Ethan Jones
Ethan Jones

Glad you're doing not too badly then.

I've only been once, though I feel that's enough. Bushmills Distillery though. You've been there?

David Price
David Price

user would you mind if use panels from this for some future meta post? I can happily give you credit if you like but I'm not sure if you'd want that. Yet you should know I appreciate you.

Dominic Campbell
Dominic Campbell

VERY not nice.

Lincoln Scott
Lincoln Scott

Absolutely disgusting.

Julian Nguyen
Julian Nguyen

Leave Rico alone. Rico's pure as maiden snow.

James Ward
James Ward

See

Noah Nelson
Noah Nelson

Use them as you wish user, it's my pleasure.

Robert Bell
Robert Bell

I like this song.
I don't get it ;_;

Brody Smith
Brody Smith

Rico a shit and so are the ricoposters.

Dylan Brown
Dylan Brown

You don't get the song?

Leo Martin
Leo Martin

SLUT

Andrew Lopez
Andrew Lopez

I don't speak German and I don't know if the video is supposed to be representatives of what they're saying.
If you're saying the Queen is a slave driver, then I agree. Rico for Queen 2016.

Kevin Rogers
Kevin Rogers

kek

Mason Russell
Mason Russell

Be nice!

Ethan Green
Ethan Green

It's not slavery, the future of the SL depends on genetically modified super orphans.

Aaron Gonzalez
Aaron Gonzalez

The only real slut here is Annie and maybe the queen.

Blake Young
Blake Young

So...you're telling me that the orphanage and the slave children are actually the building blocks for a super army?

Luis Reed
Luis Reed

As being the user post that song your interpretation makes me proud.

Brayden Morales
Brayden Morales

I thought we were using Levi for that? May as well put his Ackergenes to use.

Bentley Murphy
Bentley Murphy

Annie and Historia are pure angels, Rico a whore from the ghetto.

Ryan Morales
Ryan Morales

super orphans
Maybe that's kind of fitting, since the song was originally about boxing.

Angel Murphy
Angel Murphy

Yes. Remember how the orphanage was supported by Levi? The reason being is because he also agreed to supply his DNA to Historia, who will then use it to engineer an army of super orphans that can beat titans with their bare hands.

This is the future of the SL.

Xavier Wood
Xavier Wood

we

Brayden Bailey
Brayden Bailey

Ackermanns are useless jobber.

Landon Jenkins
Landon Jenkins

That's why these orphans will be modified. The jobber gene will be extracted.

Asher Nelson
Asher Nelson

DOWN WITH THE QUEEN!
RICO FOR QUEEN!
LONG LIVE, RICO THE PURE!
LONG LIVE, RICO THE PURE!
LONG LIVE, RICO THE PURE!

Recent convert to Rico-ism, pls don't be mean about the shoop.

Nicholas Sanchez
Nicholas Sanchez

Supplying his DNA in what way user?

Adrian Walker
Adrian Walker

OH user!

Matthew Rogers
Matthew Rogers

How are retarded midgets supposed to be "super"?

Evan Clark
Evan Clark

What way are you thinking, user?

Julian Lewis
Julian Lewis

That's actually really good.
Fuck Rico though.

Jeremiah Thompson
Jeremiah Thompson

Levi's just stunted. The rest of the Ackermans are normal.

Robert Gonzalez
Robert Gonzalez

Rico the Pure Shit.

Luke Butler
Luke Butler

A new contribution to the Rico folder. Thank you user.

Caleb Allen
Caleb Allen

Dumb soldiers are perfect soldiers.

Brayden Harris
Brayden Harris

Rico looks like a lesbian librarian.

Jace White
Jace White

RICO FOR QUEEN!
GOOD FORM!

Owen Wood
Owen Wood

She also has ugly eyebrows.

Benjamin Hughes
Benjamin Hughes

Exactly.

Alexander Peterson
Alexander Peterson

Rico is too pure for touching girls in their private places.

And that's being mean.

Jack Cruz
Jack Cruz

hussy a shit

David Ross
David Ross

Rico a shit.

Levi Reyes
Levi Reyes

Yeah I'm not sure if Hange counts as a girl or not.

Xavier Barnes
Xavier Barnes

Hussy super shit. She touches Ymir and it's gross.

Thomas Bailey
Thomas Bailey

Apparently not, looking at the Ackermanns.

Jaxon Anderson
Jaxon Anderson

I can get behind this reasoning.

Benjamin Nelson
Benjamin Nelson

Then who do you suggest needs to be used to create super soldiers?

Elijah Butler
Elijah Butler

How can someone who has such shit taste rule us?

Aaron Thomas
Aaron Thomas

Ricoism teaches purity, good form and justice. Not like the hussy or the molester.

Kayden Brown
Kayden Brown

Hisu a cute.

Ryan Moore
Ryan Moore

That's why Rico is the best choice for queen.
She's dutiful and loved only Ian, a brave and noble soldier who died saving his friend.
Hussy's cannot compete.

James Powell
James Powell

Rico x Manlet test cross

Jaxon James
Jaxon James

Anything as long as it isn't Ymir.

Joshua Green
Joshua Green

Why ErwL can't be happy?

Isaiah Harris
Isaiah Harris

A super breed. This could be too strong.

Zachary Davis
Zachary Davis

Ricoism teaches people how to have bad hygiene, terrible haircuts and gross eyebrows.

Logan Reyes
Logan Reyes

Super strong angry manlets?

William Taylor
William Taylor

This slur campaign is weak.

Josiah Butler
Josiah Butler

How can Rico be used when she's been executed?

Nathan Hernandez
Nathan Hernandez

Super strong, loyal, manlets.
Whomever owns them could conquer the world.

Camden Morales
Camden Morales

The truth isn't weak.

William Jones
William Jones

That's a bit of a waste user. Just because you don't like her doesn't mean she can't be useful.

Noah Myers
Noah Myers

Ocir is always here.

Nathan Allen
Nathan Allen

You're not fooling anyone with cheap sunglasses.

Jayden Roberts
Jayden Roberts

Rico?

Gavin Smith
Gavin Smith

Soon.

Brayden Hill
Brayden Hill

Or a tumblrina. Especially with her anime hair color.

Jonathan Howard
Jonathan Howard

IT WAS LIKE A NIGHTMARE
AND ITS PAIN FOR ME
BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO DIE TOO FAST

Matthew Morales
Matthew Morales

Just a normal soldier here. Not Rico.

Daniel Adams
Daniel Adams

Commit sudoku.

Evan Stewart
Evan Stewart

Kek.

Nathan Nguyen
Nathan Nguyen

BRYH & Nile robot adventures never

Sebastian Lopez
Sebastian Lopez

Looks more like YH, tall Connie, Reiner and Nile.

Matthew Brooks
Matthew Brooks

truth
As if I would believe someone who tries to make Rico seem smelly. You can tell from looking at her that Rico smells of berry.

Jose Morris
Jose Morris

Rico looks like a greasy weeaboo.

Parker Fisher
Parker Fisher

You sure look like Rico.

Tyler Foster
Tyler Foster

It's Bert's face with short hair. Maybe Franz, but he looks nothing like Connie.

Levi Taylor
Levi Taylor

Rico is clean and pure. Hussy is so greasy she slides off the throne.

Ayden Brown
Ayden Brown

At least Nile looks better there than he does now.

Joshua Jackson
Joshua Jackson

Tch. Seems like that got you all riled up... nothing perusal, kid.

Kayden Ramirez
Kayden Ramirez

RICOISM IS JUSTICE

Adrian Torres
Adrian Torres

Someone with gray hair at a young age is not clean or pure.

Liam Bennett
Liam Bennett

She's blonde. Rico dyes because she's stylish like that.

Lucas Roberts
Lucas Roberts

Dying your hair gray isn't stylish.

Christian Reyes
Christian Reyes

Maybe not where you're from. Rico is a pioneer of wall fashion.

Ryan Carter
Ryan Carter

Ricoism teaches purity, good form and justice.
I can dig that.

Brandon Perry
Brandon Perry

Why would you want to look 10x older?

Camden Robinson
Camden Robinson

This. Rico is spanish for rich.

Adam Davis
Adam Davis

It actually suits some people and doesn't make them look older at all. Need to step up your fashion sense and follow Rico.

Bentley Scott
Bentley Scott

If I convert to Ricoism, do I get riches?

Cooper Collins
Cooper Collins

Not really. The only people who do that are losers who work at Urban Outfitters.

Matthew Powell
Matthew Powell

everyone forgetting about the only true religion
Why would you do this to your God?

Easton Garcia
Easton Garcia

Kek.

Owen Gomez
Owen Gomez

Whatever you need to tell yourself to sleep at night user, Rico prevails regardless of your poor taste!

MOLESTER

Eli Walker
Eli Walker

I've never liked Bert or his God meme. He's cute though.
And so is Rico, I'm torn.

Bentley Rivera
Bentley Rivera

Go shop at Urban Outfitters ya pleb.

Jason Allen
Jason Allen

Worshiping a molester

David Rivera
David Rivera

Even Isayama would be ashamed of this blasphemy.

Michael Ross
Michael Ross

Urban Outfitters
Do they sell cute Otaku dresses?

Nicholas Morris
Nicholas Morris

At least Ricofags aren't saying I should worship her. Annie a best.

Ayden Scott
Ayden Scott

No. They sell overpriced thrift store-inspired clothing.

Jackson Davis
Jackson Davis

Or h&m.

Nolan Barnes
Nolan Barnes

In all seriousness, why wouldn't someone just go to a thrift store?
But Rico wears her uniform!

Liam Moore
Liam Moore

Indeed but hipsters don't use logic.

Chase Hill
Chase Hill

Good thing Rico is all about that logic! She knows not to shop in stupid retail outlets that rip off hipsters.
Though hipsters deserve to be ripped off.

Zachary Clark
Zachary Clark

I bet there are hipsters inside the walls.

Dylan Price
Dylan Price

There is one with grey hair.

Asher Sanchez
Asher Sanchez

Yeah, Rico.

Kayden Cooper
Kayden Cooper

I knew she was a shit for a reason.

Elijah Morales
Elijah Morales

Be nice user.

CUTE! Not a hipster, clearly.

Charles Gomez
Charles Gomez

Bert is the one and only true God of mine.

Jonathan Smith
Jonathan Smith

That's actually pretty adorable user.
Dresses and tights are my jam. The little jacket just makes it more innocent.
Would Hnnng

Matthew Parker
Matthew Parker

kek

Colton Brown
Colton Brown

Innocence has to do nothing with how you wear faggot.

Jackson Wright
Jackson Wright

I'm glad. Godfag isn't around and my resolve isn't strong enough to defend our God from all these heretics.

Brody Robinson
Brody Robinson

I meant to say 'look more innocent' my bad

Owen Wilson
Owen Wilson

Rico is not for Hnnng.

It's only heresy because your perception has been warped. Ricoism is the true path.

Brandon Rodriguez
Brandon Rodriguez

Who is Rico again?

Elijah Nelson
Elijah Nelson

I follow Isayama's word, and if he called Bert a God then that's the only truth for me.

Hudson Gutierrez
Hudson Gutierrez

A captain in the 1st Elite, and a pure maiden who should be made Queen in place of the deviant, Historia.

Ryder Rivera
Ryder Rivera

I have no idea who you're talking about.

Parker Brooks
Parker Brooks

Who?

Jacob Hughes
Jacob Hughes

I'll Hnnng the hussy queen and then I'll Hnnng Rico. There's literally nothing you can do to stop me.

Gavin Carter
Gavin Carter

I'll Hnnngh you.

Julian Perry
Julian Perry

I know you know who she is!

You're a terrible person.

Ryan King
Ryan King

I follow Isayama's word
You deserve to be misled by the enemy.

Nicholas Bailey
Nicholas Bailey

Characters who appear for two pages are easily forgettable.

Nolan Rodriguez
Nolan Rodriguez

Isayama is the only Creator, his will is the Truth.

Robert Sanders
Robert Sanders

Two pages
That's funny user.

Anyway, she's so pure she doesn't clamour for page space.

Asher Moore
Asher Moore

Still don't know who that is.

Christopher King
Christopher King

Boris?

Easton Turner
Easton Turner

She served your false queen before her hussyness was exposed!

Andrew Lopez
Andrew Lopez

I want to hnnnggg Kenny and Moblit

Aaron Johnson
Aaron Johnson

Is there more Erwin/Hisu love?

Nicholas Williams
Nicholas Williams

That's funny user.
Okay three pages.

Jackson Peterson
Jackson Peterson

what the fuck? You're welcome to them.

Evan Cooper
Evan Cooper

Looks like Rico is trying to pass on her STDs.

Colton Murphy
Colton Murphy

Not that user, but I think she's actually around quite a bit, just in the background.

Jose Powell
Jose Powell

Man, Rico's stats are insane. Those must be the best in the book.

Easton Foster
Easton Foster

I'm with you. Just accept God's lead and truly devote yourself to Him. One day His light will purify everyone's heart before or after the inevitable end.

Nathaniel Jackson
Nathaniel Jackson

I've seen more.

Hudson Miller
Hudson Miller

Three pages
Still not there!

RICO DOES NOT HAVE HUSSY'S STD'S

Juan Turner
Juan Turner

Those must be the best in the book.
Nope.

Parker Parker
Parker Parker

She's OP as fuck in the guidebook, pretty good in the manga and baestly in the anime. But the guidebook is mostly just fan wank.

Logan Flores
Logan Flores

I see Rico and her flask of tainted slut water, trying to pass it onto minors.

Thomas Sanchez
Thomas Sanchez

RICO DOES NOT HAVE HUSSY'S STD'S
She's obviously taking advantage of this poor girl here.

Hunter Young
Hunter Young

Bert's stats were awful, the book is a bit off

Carter Sanchez
Carter Sanchez

Praise be.

Nolan Price
Nolan Price

Who else can compete on stat average with her? Zackley maybe.

Thomas Powell
Thomas Powell

Rico does not taint people! Hussy is the one enslaving minors for a super soldier breeding program!

She was helping the false Queen! She was exhausted and the dutiful Rico did her duty. Quiet your slander.

Jayden James
Jayden James

Zackley, Ian, Manlet, Erwin, Mike. I think Hanji and Pixis as well. Probably more.

Nicholas Martinez
Nicholas Martinez

a bit
I'm not going to post all stats but the guidebook is full of bullshit. Isayama left it all to the assistants who don't know the characters and didn't supervise it at all.

Blake Rivera
Blake Rivera

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray The Lord my soul to keep. If I should I die before I wake, I pray The Lord my soul to take.

Christian Ortiz
Christian Ortiz

Rico is the patient zero of STDs.

Adam Rogers
Adam Rogers

Ian was pretty beast.

This. I use the guidebook for fun speculation, even then I don't take the speculation seriously.

Thomas Hill
Thomas Hill

Isayama left it all to the assistants who don't know the characters and didn't supervise it at all.
They probably asked Isayama questions and took notes, which lead to some missunderstandings. Isayama doesn't even check is own manga for errors.

Isaac Brooks
Isaac Brooks

My biggest fear is that when we die our Lord might not be waiting for us on the other side.

John Hughes
John Hughes

Rico has a clean bill of health and is too pure for STD's. Your slander is heretical.

Owen Perry
Owen Perry

Utgard, of course!

tfw I've been sucked in by metal writefag's bullshit

Jose Lopez
Jose Lopez

They probably asked him basic stuff, but in the end it's the same as leaving the book to a fan.

Colton Lewis
Colton Lewis

I'm like, 90% sure there's some missing from this, but here are stats for funposting.

Asher Edwards
Asher Edwards

Ian imba af according to this.

Anthony Roberts
Anthony Roberts

He was the leader of the 1st Elite, he was never ever going to be nerfed, that's why they had him die saving his friend from a Titans mouth Eren-style, he was too good to have around this late into the manga.

Robert Green
Robert Green

According tho this, the armored titan is also the strongest, and female titan has a "sexiness" stat.

Jonathan Hill
Jonathan Hill

female titan has a "sexiness" stat.
Good.

Logan Rivera
Logan Rivera

Rico is disgusting

Isaac Cook
Isaac Cook

Reiner has more mobility than Bert
Oh come on, I know the stats are editor wanking but this is too much. And since when is Nose a stat?

Robert Flores
Robert Flores

You're disgusting.

Dylan Martin
Dylan Martin

Kinda surprised at how shit Petra's stats are. Even Hanji is better than her at combat according to the guidebook.

Sebastian Watson
Sebastian Watson

Petra was best minor character, Rico is the worst

Nathaniel Fisher
Nathaniel Fisher

How has Sasha survived

Xavier Campbell
Xavier Campbell

He does, you should let out all the doubt in your heart.

Anthony Ortiz
Anthony Ortiz

Fucking christ, that's beefy. Pixis is a meteor!

Like I said, this shits for funposting.

Luis Mitchell
Luis Mitchell

Even Hanji
Her being better than Petra is not surprising at all.

Dylan Morgan
Dylan Morgan

Even Hanji
user Hanji's fighting skills are pretty good, what are you talking about?

Chase Brown
Chase Brown

Petra was an awesome character and I'm sad she's dead, but she's no Rico.

Joshua Martin
Joshua Martin

No, Zackley is.

Hudson Lewis
Hudson Lewis

Who has Hitch and Marlo's stats?

Angel Anderson
Angel Anderson

Zackley is just a retarded scatfag, they're kidding us.

Josiah King
Josiah King

Rico and Petra made sexicals.

Jose Long
Jose Long

Bert reminds me a bit of Iino from Gundam ZZ, with his nose, height and overall betaism

Ryan Bennett
Ryan Bennett

I've got hitch

Dylan Bennett
Dylan Bennett

It's just that Petra was part of the special ops squad and had the most kills there and all that, so I expected her to have better stats.

Cameron Lee
Cameron Lee

I see but comparing her to Hanji isn't right. Hanji's really good both with humans and titans.

Chase Howard
Chase Howard

Historia's strategy and combat stats made more sense in the changed merch cards.

Jonathan Perez
Jonathan Perez

Rico a slut and a degenerate confirmed.

Daniel Green
Daniel Green

Eh, not really.

Parker Morgan
Parker Morgan

Hanji is still squad leader for a reason.

Dominic Price
Dominic Price

What does the merch cards say again?

Grayson Flores
Grayson Flores

Oluo had like 90 solo kills though.

Leo Garcia
Leo Garcia

They pretty much switched the combat and strategy stats for her. Now combat is 4 and strategy 6.

Gavin Rivera
Gavin Rivera

No spin-off with those stallions in their youth flying with the 3DMG.

Samuel Cox
Samuel Cox

RICO IS NOT FOR LEWD AND THIS IS A SLUR CAMPAIGN!

Anthony Bennett
Anthony Bennett

wew Rico

Jaxon Brown
Jaxon Brown

I feel like her combat should be average, such as 5.

Cooper Watson
Cooper Watson

Average going to MP.
So how bad were the redshirts who went to the SL?

Elijah Brooks
Elijah Brooks

Stop being mean and lewd.

Samuel Cruz
Samuel Cruz

Fixed

Tyler Evans
Tyler Evans

Rico is mean and abusive.

Luke Hall
Luke Hall

fucking hell. That's pretty good.

Brayden Richardson
Brayden Richardson

Rico can't take bullying! Stop it!

Nolan Mitchell
Nolan Mitchell

I don't know, Isayama actually said she isn't that great at MMA.

MP actually have the worst stats.

Landon Nguyen
Landon Nguyen

Rico a wimp.

Jayden Thomas
Jayden Thomas

SHE'S PURE!
She's learning to sit the throne. Her good form will carry her away from your insults.

Samuel Cook
Samuel Cook

Her throne of dicks?

Kevin Bailey
Kevin Bailey

Kek, that's Nile stats? How Marie went for him? Speaking of women with low standards.

Adrian Long
Adrian Long

New chapter almost here

Jonathan Edwards
Jonathan Edwards

Absolutely beautiful.

Ryan Bennett
Ryan Bennett

How Marie went for him?
Well she obviously didn't check the guidebook to pick her husband. He was probably just charming or something like that.

Kayden Brooks
Kayden Brooks

Hitch only made MP because she fucked her instructor, don't think that everyone else is on her level

David Phillips
David Phillips

Boris' bullshit isn't canon user.

Colton Ward
Colton Ward

11/10 in flexibility according to Google Translate
Oh my.

Connor Gomez
Connor Gomez

Zackley is a kinky shit.

Jayden Rodriguez
Jayden Rodriguez

He's also kinky about shit.

Gavin Fisher
Gavin Fisher

Yeah, she had to blow Nile too

Parker Williams
Parker Williams

Fuck me Bort!

Jordan Evans
Jordan Evans

Tbqh I would too, as opposed to being titan fodder.

Cooper Jackson
Cooper Jackson

Boris was just jealous, because he is so irrelevant that even Bandits got stats but not him.

Liam Perry
Liam Perry

Lies. Hitch got her place with hard work and effort like everyone else.

Gavin Hughes
Gavin Hughes

Owners petting their Ackermann and telling them they're a good girl/boy, when?

Nathaniel Richardson
Nathaniel Richardson

I want Reiner to pet the Bert and tell him he did a good job.

Andrew Ortiz
Andrew Ortiz

Soon.

Brandon Brooks
Brandon Brooks

I want Bertfags to kill themselves live on their webcams.

Alexander Taylor
Alexander Taylor

Is Annie really a Sleeping Beauty™ who would fall for Bert after he saves her or would she push him away? I think she will break the trope tho

William Morris
William Morris

What breaks the trope will be the prince dying before the princess can do anything.

Angel Butler
Angel Butler

Eren is too much of a shit to do that.

He should just sell Mikasa to someone that would treat her better.

Jace Martin
Jace Martin

When the breeding has taken place

Lincoln Sanders
Lincoln Sanders

Bert dying
before seeing Annie
?????
He needs to at least see Annie before dying for closure

Ian Robinson
Ian Robinson

Never.

Jeremiah Cox
Jeremiah Cox

I hope it happens at least once. Manlet and Mikasa deserve a good petting from their husbandos.

Oliver Jackson
Oliver Jackson

He will see her first but he won't confess. Instead he'll say he's glad she's safe and get killed shortly after.

James Cook
James Cook

Reiner and Annie will most likely die for Bert's development.

Jacob Peterson
Jacob Peterson

I can see it for Reiner, but Annie is a rock right now, she won't die.

Landon Flores
Landon Flores

I don't know why but I have a feeling this would happen instead of Reiner and Annie dying

Joseph Ross
Joseph Ross

I hate when authors waste good characters for that purpose.

Carson Gutierrez
Carson Gutierrez

Pigner a shit, but agreed about Annie.

Easton Kelly
Easton Kelly

That happens all the time with moe characters. Shy person dies right after they confess their love.

Isaac Wilson
Isaac Wilson

Mikasa sold to slaughterhouse when?

Aaron Ross
Aaron Ross

Reiner and Annie
Good characters
Only of them is good and it is the blonde one.

Colton Watson
Colton Watson

Bert won't be shy by the time it happens, he'll be a ball of rage.

Evan Davis
Evan Davis

Reiner a shit, killing him for the development of the colossal would be a good move. Annie a best and should survive.

Mason Brooks
Mason Brooks

But Annie already 'died' for that purpose.
Reiner is next.

John Torres
John Torres

Eren's been a pretty good owner lately, user.

Jack Richardson
Jack Richardson

How has he been a good owner?

Charles Bailey
Charles Bailey

Now he says thanks and doesn't whines anymore.

Luis Campbell
Luis Campbell

It will be Eren who wakes her after fully mastering the coordinate

plottwist Bert will ask him to do so

Christian Rivera
Christian Rivera

Bert's development
Wasn't the shit stolen from Mikasa more than enough?

Oliver Flores
Oliver Flores

That's still a bad owner.

Christian Sanchez
Christian Sanchez

He's just overall more appreciative. Apologizing when he realizes his mistakes and being more thankful for Mikasa's help,

Dominic Murphy
Dominic Murphy

How could he improve user?

Isaac Perry
Isaac Perry

Bert didn't steal anything from Mikasa, only MikaQT is retarded enough to think so.

Jackson Rogers
Jackson Rogers

says thanks and doesn't whine
good owner
Goddamn Mikasa and her fags need to learn self-respect

Benjamin Kelly
Benjamin Kelly

An occasional hug and listening to her when she tries to talk would be a good start. Or at least trying to understand why Mikasa is making all those cuck faces.

Dylan Hughes
Dylan Hughes

I can't tell the difference anymore between genuine autism or bait. Going to assume you're this autistic.

Josiah Ramirez
Josiah Ramirez

I'm still hoping for a scene of Eren and Annie dying together

Henry Rogers
Henry Rogers

Is more like Eren is the puppy here.

Dylan Ross
Dylan Ross

I got balls because I realized the world is cruel

Cameron Brooks
Cameron Brooks

listening to her when she tries to talk
There's really no reason to though, he already knows his own name.

Blake King
Blake King

can't face the truth
y-you a-are a-autistic!!
Lets be honest, Mikasa deserves much more from Eren after all the shit he had given her. Look at

Liam Morales
Liam Morales

He's the opposite from Mikasa, which MikaQT is obviously too retarded to understand. Mikasa realized the world is beautiful and that gave her more resolve, Bert realized the world is cruel and that gave him resolve. Unlike Mikasa, Bert doesn't see any beauty in the world and has no will to live, at least for now.

Jeremiah Reyes
Jeremiah Reyes

Mikasa reminds me of the Stepford wife trope, especially after losing Eren for the first time being all submissive and all too willing to please Eren. Like fucking jesus, stop bottling everything.

Aiden Bennett
Aiden Bennett

There are no chinks left in the wall so nobody is going to buy dog meat.

Gabriel Hughes
Gabriel Hughes

Mikasa lives for Eren, he's her resolve.

Carson Reed
Carson Reed

He could treat her how she deserves to be treated, see

Charles Perry
Charles Perry

Glad we agree.

Ryan Evans
Ryan Evans

It's not like he can allow her to start humping his leg.

Zachary Wilson
Zachary Wilson

KEK. This is the best option

Christian Gomez
Christian Gomez

Mikasa realized the world is beautiful and that gave her more resolve
Proof that Bertfags have no reading comprehension and they only read the manga for homoshit.

Grayson Parker
Grayson Parker

What did she do at that time? She just was sad because he died but she was willing to live. Later, she even understands he can stand on his own.

Camden Lopez
Camden Lopez

They will if they don't know.

Jose Phillips
Jose Phillips

Mikasa a cute puppy

Easton Ward
Easton Ward

I'm right though, she decided to keep on living even if Eren was dead, since otherwise she wouldn't be able to remember him, and at that moment she thought that the world is indeed beautiful.

Juan Hill
Juan Hill

Hugging just sounds out of character for someone like Eren. He's already shown to be more willing to listen to her and accept her coddling. Eren's dense and it was already made known by the Marlo parallel, that's just how he is. This isn't even the focus of the manga right now that's why most of this has been subltle.

Anthony Baker
Anthony Baker

Or there's always the creeps in the capital

Robert Moore
Robert Moore

I'm talking about when she triggered her Ackerpowers. Bert's resolve is a cheap copy of that.

James Jones
James Jones

So Eren died in that story?

Joshua Gonzalez
Joshua Gonzalez

The least Eren could do was apologise to her after supposedly 'promising' he wouldn't die. He even gave her a headbutt for that and Mikasa didn't say shit. When Eren gave her a scar in Titan form all he did was
Oh, I can't believe I did it
and Mikasa just take it again. Give him a fucking slap or something. If Eren is so willing to understand Annie and Historia character underneath the surface, why isn't he doing that for Mikasa?

Colton Young
Colton Young

What chapter was this?

Lincoln Stewart
Lincoln Stewart

Yes.

Cooper Wilson
Cooper Wilson

I want to pet it

Jeremiah Ross
Jeremiah Ross

7

David Ward
David Ward

why isn't he doing that for Mikasa?

You almost have the answer user. Think how he felt compared to Mikasa after and before the cave. He has matured a lot, and we don't know what has happened behind panels, or if Isayama is keeping an Eren's apology for later.

Lucas Taylor
Lucas Taylor

This is Isayama's fault here, he seems to not really care about showing this. He never showed Jean thanking Armin for saving him, but he later revealed that he did do that through some interview. I remember him mentioning that in the beginning of the story he said he wanted to focus more on speeding up the story because he didn't imagine SnK to be long running.

Jeremiah Thomas
Jeremiah Thomas

I want to adopt it

Luis Lopez
Luis Lopez

before the cave
Thinks Hisu is finally a stupid but honest person
after the cave
Appreciate Hisu's strength in face of adversity, nothing for Mikasa besides literally a glance and a thanks.

Matthew Green
Matthew Green

Mikasa really does deserve better doesn't she

Austin Carter
Austin Carter

Mikasa really does deserve better
She does and although it's kinda delusional, I can see why the AMfag prefers Armin and Mikasa being together. Regardless it's still gonna be Eren and Mikasa but it's really in poor taste desu

Joseph Rogers
Joseph Rogers

you have to join the rear guard and protect the evacuating civilians
n-no, I protect muh Eren
That headbutt was well-deserved, she was being a shit.

Landon Howard
Landon Howard

The difference is Jean and Armin are mere comrades while Eren and Mikasa are supposed to be closer than that. By comparing JA and EM, you're kinda implying that EM is nothing more than close comrades as well.

Isaiah Brown
Isaiah Brown

Not really. It's not like she puts any more effort into understanding him than he does with her.

Charles Walker
Charles Walker

Saying Jean and Armin are just mere comrades is not true. Actually in that same interview Isayama says Jean thinks of Armin as a close friend. I'm just describing a similar situation where Isayama doesn't feel the need to explore, and that fleshing out characters was never the intended focus in the beginning of the manga.

Matthew Torres
Matthew Torres

It would have been a great character moment for Eren to admit to Mikasa that he only treated her like shit because he was jealous of her strength but all that got simply handwaved in a conversation that was mostly about "muh ocean" and Eren had to shoehorn manlet in it despite never showing butthurt towards his skills like he often did with Mikasa.

Grayson Watson
Grayson Watson

Not at all. That would have been a severe case of bad writing. That wasn't the place neither the context to do something like that.

Kayden Scott
Kayden Scott

Blubbering bumblrina pls.

Gavin Thomas
Gavin Thomas

That was actually great, I don't see why this example is always used negatively. It's great how Eren called her out.

Michael Wood
Michael Wood

It would just cry for her old master and run away

Jayden Rogers
Jayden Rogers

She'll be fine after a while, probably.

Camden Ortiz
Camden Ortiz

Because whiny waifufags can't handle it when their shitfu fucks up.

Chase Nguyen
Chase Nguyen

Not since I was a kid. Maybe I should go again now that I can actually make the most of it, haha.

Anthony Hall
Anthony Hall

Would adopt, too. Even if Ackermann.

Joshua Ortiz
Joshua Ortiz

Adopt, punch, throw in the garbage.

Nolan Hill
Nolan Hill

Would you

Michael Ward
Michael Ward

I would only adopt that Eren and throw the other two in the garbage.

Daniel Butler
Daniel Butler

Don't punch kids user.

Joseph Gomez
Joseph Gomez

Same.

Zachary Butler
Zachary Butler

Would I what?

Oliver Green
Oliver Green

The other two are far more adorable and probably less bratty, so I'll take them then.

Noah Walker
Noah Walker

This.

Logan Clark
Logan Clark

Sell her for $2.50

Henry Reyes
Henry Reyes

Why are they Chinese

Jayden Edwards
Jayden Edwards

Eren deserves violence

Benjamin Torres
Benjamin Torres

I would recommend it very strongly. It's definitely worth a visit. Plus they have some casked whiskey that they still bottle on site that can only be bought there.

Carter Davis
Carter Davis

No. Mikasa is not for sale.

Brandon Rodriguez
Brandon Rodriguez

offer your warm home and food

Benjamin Carter
Benjamin Carter

Baby shingekis deserve a stable home and hugs.

Asher Sanders
Asher Sanders

Of course. Same with any child shingeki.

Brody Butler
Brody Butler

Armin
Adorable

No, I'm sure there are furries with yellow fever that would be willing to pay at least twice that amount.

Brody Morris
Brody Morris

Yes. Creepy-cute is the best kind of adorable.

Cooper Richardson
Cooper Richardson

Armin is fucking ugly.

Liam Green
Liam Green

My adopted son could never be ugly.

Blake Thomas
Blake Thomas

Fuck off ishwood.

Michael Collins
Michael Collins

He is ugly.

Nathan Bell
Nathan Bell

Is there something I'm missing here?

Wyatt Kelly
Wyatt Kelly

Armin is a boring, monkey-faced coconut head.

Lucas King
Lucas King

it's still gonna be
Nah, Mikasa is detaching more and more from Eren. If she doesn't end up with someone (Armin/Jean) she will end up alone.

Angel Bennett
Angel Bennett

Our resident tumblrfag namecalling as usual

Lincoln Fisher
Lincoln Fisher

Alone it is then.

Luis Reed
Luis Reed

Even if he was, he still deserves a home.

Jaxson Hill
Jaxson Hill

What the fuck happened to Erwin? He lost his horse but is fine?

Aiden Stewart
Aiden Stewart

Isayama trying to create suspence by having Erwin bleed to death instead of instant death.

Justin Foster
Justin Foster

Come back in 2 weeks.

Evan Lee
Evan Lee

Now this is another level of cancer.

Elijah Mitchell
Elijah Mitchell

Explain?

Bentley Cruz
Bentley Cruz

Yes.

Isaac Myers
Isaac Myers

Why is shota Bert so confused?

Michael Sanchez
Michael Sanchez

So cute. All of them. Would adopt all of them if I had money.

Brody Rivera
Brody Rivera

Pick one babygeki to adopt and raise.

Bentley Rivera
Bentley Rivera

Is that seriously where we leave off? Levi in the middle of a field, Erwin bleeding out in the dirt, Hanji unknown, Colossal status unknown, main shingekis status unknown

thanks b-based isayama haha

Juan Reed
Juan Reed

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new and very cute edition!

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