Could the cake be Kyoko?
Could the cake be Kyoko?
NO NOT ME! I'M JUST A LIL OLE RASBERRY
I kek'd hard
The old thread hasn't even been dead for a minute and you instantly start crack shitpositng right away in another. Seek fucking help. You need it so badly.
Original is better.
The Madoka dub was so fucking bad
You know where it's from, because you made that post, scumbag. Seriously, fucking kill yourself.
Let's try again:
Keki, keki, marui keki
Marui keki wa dare?
After what you did to that last yuri fanservice thread, it's a wonder you even have the gall to show your face here.
Mods: please take out this piece of ban evading trash.
can't be worse that spanish one
I didn't even know there was a Spanish one.
Was it Latam spanish?
How many times do you need the same fucking thing explained to you. It's disgusting what a bad person you are.
Oh, and yes, it's obvious how hard you are trying to "change your posting style" with saying the stupid shit that you are.
And what's even more funny is that you are ban evading right now.
As always, you refuse to actually make an argument explaining yourself, and will instead just attack people. It's what makes it clear as day who you are, because you avoid the same specific topics every single time you post.
You're not even a fan of yuri, !Akemi. You see it as the same was some porn artist who thinks two girls making about before they fuck some dude is "yuri". It's shallow self gratifying fodder to you. You shit on and degrade actual yuri realtionships, AND you spend the vast majority of your life attacking people in the yuri fandom, not the least of which of yuri scanlators, thus you effectively are making everyone in the yuri fandom get less content.
So your pic related is the infamous Akemi person who created an abomination such as yourself.
If I could make a wish I'd wish for you two to have never been born.
Would it matter? We are basically getting less non-canon content. It would not matter to the actual Madoka anime.
Funny, considering you are !Akemi. And it's obvious, because like always you refuse to actually make an argument for anything you say.
I want to put my dick in a crazy
No user, don't rape AC-kun. You'll only encourage him.
Homura has been shitposting non stop since Rebellion happened hasn't she
I liked it, because I am a piece of shit dubfaggot.
You know, do you think it's possible that ACK is actually Homura?
I always assumed that was Sayaka.
Does Homura actually have that much free time after taking over the universe to shitpost about herself on imageboards? Maybe it's her Clara Dolls.
I want to stick a spear in you.
Maybe it's her Clara Dolls.
You know, at this point, that almost sounds like a half-plausible explanation for ACK's persistent insanity.
Megucas are real, PMMM is secretly non-fiction, and Homura's Clara Dolls are stationed around the world, using different computers to evade bans, so she can have them shitpost 24/7.
Fuck man, I was not ready for the truth.
When you realize how ALL of these posts are by a single person you can only cringe at how pathetic they are.
Not only do they "all" refuse to actually make an argument for anything, they all try to play into !Akemi's agenda of "lol durr no one realizes im da faking homuhater and ack da worst."
Like, literally 90% of this thread is just you. It's pathetic.
Seriously, why do you have to do this. Stop ruining these threads.
Would you like to talk about it over tea and some cake?
Damn. It was instinctual.
Mami always uses "[family name]-san."
See, this post is actually really funny. Because not only are you the one who's not calm, you're also the one who refuses to talk.
/u/ is a shithole these days thanks to you and the mod.
I felt that would have been too dry and sterile in this situation.
Why is she so perfect?
You know, yesterday while doing some research, I found out the name for that thing on Mami's chest: "monobosom".
Why are you replying to yourself like it actually fools anyone?
That cake song totally ruined the immersion.
It was the most terrifying moment of Rebellion, simply because of how wrong it seemed.
When will she let her hair grow out?
a mental condition characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, or exaggerated self-importance, typically elaborated into an organized system. It may be an aspect of chronic personality disorder, of drug abuse, or of a serious condition such as schizophrenia in which the person loses touch with reality.
This. I was convinced Charlotte was going to eat someone.
She won't, but under the events that she does, which one? Or perhaps what you have in mind isn't on the list.
Just seeing Charlotte was scary.
Scumbag, guess what? It actually doesn't matter whether you are samefagging or not, because the actions of every single post gets called out is bad and wrong in its own right. The fact you "all" refuse to understand something as simple as that is only the icing on the cake which proves who you are.
Unless you can give another valid explanation for supposedly dozens of people all refusing to address the exact same topics.
Huh, a number of these actually look better on her than her actual hair.
I'll bite. I'm not a fan of mindless crack spam either, but fucking hell, all this shit-flinging from the past several threads is completely out of hand and you're blowing up at the slightest provocation. Not going to say that the current thread is QUALITY, but it's acceptable save for the fucking bickering.
Second row. Third from left to right.
So number 8.
13 a best
I don't really come to these threads often so someone explain to me why everyone is shitting on this guy.
the fuck is crack shitposting?
also Mami is best girl
Putting a character in a romantic relationship with another character that is not supported by canon as opposed to the pairs the narrative provides support for (Madoka and Homura, Kyouko and Sayaka). In this case, the girls in Madoka Magica that by canon hate each other or are indifferent to each other (Homura and Sayaka, Kyouko and Madoka). Some would also consider the freindships crack because they are firmly established as friendships (Madoka and Sayaka, Homura and Kyouko).
Because Rebellion made the yuri more or less canon and any sequel will have to address Madoka's feelings about Homura (this doesn;t take into account the direction that Kyouko and Sayaka may or may not be moving in), it's now become impossible to discuss the series without discussing shipping or yuri.
There is a retard who posts crack and there is an insane autist triggered by the girls fucking other girls outside of canon who regularly derail these threads (as if there was anything to talk about at this point) and that is what is meant by ACK/crack shitposting.
Wow, sure is weird how there is a new retarded every single thread who goes "hurtrr da durrr wah is da crack ship", when you know, your average person would have a brain and just good figure out the answer for themselves with a literal second long google search.
And let's not forget how EVERY single person who claims that "ACK" is real refuses to acknowledge how the leaked Sup Forums staff IRC directly contrition this. All people who claim "ACK" is real refuse to not bump shitposting threads. All people who claim "ACK" is real refuse to ever give any supporting evidance for their statements. Tell me, anyone else think it's weird how all these "different" people all act in the exact same way?
It is weird how all crack posters act the same similar to how weird it is that all anti crack poster act the same.
If by "act the same" you mean "share the singular trait of being against shipping faggotry, something that had been common on this site for over 10 years", then yes.
similar to how weird it is that all anti crack poster act the same
To be fair, is anti-crack, and even HE is tired of dis shittu.
Hey, shitbag. Notice how you are the only one who keeps bumping your thread from page 10?
Nope, it's not him.
THIS is obviously him.
Yet it's easily seen you are a single person. I remember bumping the thread a few days ago and you said I was that other poster. Of course you'll do the same now.
trying THIS hard to samefag
STILL fooling no one at all
Nearly everyone hates you and is tired of this, you just refuse to fucking stop. It's just impossible to fucking reason with you, you don't answer anything anyone says.
THIS is obviously him.
Yeah? Really? Prove it. Give your reasoning behind your statement?
What? You won't? Almost like that's the same reaction every crack shitposter has.
What the everloving fuck is going on in this thread?
I've been gone from madoka threads for a while, but something here smells nasty.
Just a retarded poster trying to kill any Madoka thread with his SJW shitposting.
Oh look, two people in a row who say "it's easy" to tell who "I" am, yet "both" of these people refuse to actually give any reasoning to support their statements.
And no, you've been here all along. You're just pretending to have "been away" so you can reply to yourself with something like "dur da durr ACK".
It's ACK, the sworn enemy of all yuri-like subjects on Sup Forums.
And Madoka, Nanoha, Symphogear as well.
See, I called out exactly what you were going to do. You're so predictable and stupid.
sworn enemy of all yuri-like subjects on Sup Forums.
That would be you. The person who literally refuses to stop meta shitposting and spamming crack. Also, it's a well known fact that people who against crack are big contributors to the yuri fandom, while you on the other hand give nothing.
what does this have to do with SJWs? he's just ranting about shipping
As soon as a named poster or a picture that isn't MadoHomu or KyoSaya shows up, there's a tirade of how everyone in this thread is the same person and how all of these threads are shit even though they're sometimes okay-ish before the arguing began.
Can you stop replying to yourself. It's ungodly pathetic.
I don't get how you don't see how obvious you are. Never FUCKING EVER do you EVER actually give supporting evidance for ANYTHING you say. This is not a common trait. This is why you stand out. Because you ALWAYS do the same thing.
I see. Thanks.
Frankly I've been staying away from madoka threads since not long after rebellion came out, when canonposter was around and every thread that dared mention TDS or the word "canon" in general would blow up into a giant shitfest.
But at least those had SOME sort of substance, with arguments about the actual show. I don't see any merit in this thread and I'm not sure why anyone would subject themselves to arguing with this raging autist.
Time to leave these threads for another year or two, I guess.
Bitching about fictional characters fit the whole SJW schtick.
There've been times where he's started going even before any actual crack or tripfags started posting.
He's legitimately insane.
I'm not sure I see how.
And it's better that you don't know.
everyone in this thread is the same person
No, not everyone in the thread, just you and the obvious samefag you do. But no matter how many times you get told this, you always try to claim that other people claim it's "everyone". You always saying "everyone" means you are trying to be hyperbolic. You always do the same thing. Maybe try giving people a reason to think you're not samefagging 100% of the time.
And oh look, you samefag a reply to yourself believing yourself even though you have given no evidence to support your claims. People do not believe things with no proof. You always doing this makes you stand out.
You know what else makes you stand out you brain dead fucking mongoloid?
How you STILL after a fucking year think this is about the characters and not about how you ruin threads with low quality content.
Grow a god damn brain.
Bitching about fictional characters fit the whole SJW schtick.
So Sup Forums is a SJW board?
He's legitimately insane
delusions are false beliefs that a person holds on to, without adequate evidence. It can be difficult to change the belief, even with evidence to the contrary.
How many times A DAY do you ignore evidence that people shove in your face? You are the one who is insane.
I believe his reasoning is posting or discussing MadoHomu/KyouSaya was something a crack poster would do in order to lull everyone into a false sense of security so that they would be complacent once the crack was posted and discussed.
thread was dead for over and hour
he bumped the thread twice from page 10
suddenly there are tons of people in the thread and they all refuse to give actual arguments supporting what they say
Hmmmmmm, this seems suspicious.
Let's see you post a single case of that actually happening. Link it in the archives.
No, it's more like he posts canon pairs himself so he can try and project the illusion that "canon shippers" also think there is nothing wrong with crack shit. Because literally all of !Akemi's world revolves around samefagging because he thinks that if "everyone" sides with him that he can't be wrong about anything he says.
I'm not him, but see . It was the third post.
There's crack posted the fucking second post in, you god damn retard. And you know, you posted it.
But were you not accusing literally everyone in this thread apart from yourself? How many people are in this thread besides you and the singular "samefag"?
Maybe it feels that way to you because people can always spot all of your posts, but never once has anyone ever claimed that everyone in the thread was the same person.
However, you are like 90% of this thread right now.
I'm I saved that pic cause I liked Sayaka's expression. Look at all those goddamned replies.
90% of this thread is 80-odd posts, so could you point out the few posts that are different individuals?
You're already lying and have invalided anything you say.
And you saved it because you are literally a rabid animal and can't function unless you are running around attacking people with crack or what you other wise think bothers them.
The couple posts about the dub, Spanish dub, any post that used sage, the posts against crack, and the post by apple. All different people than you, the crack shitposter.
Fuck it, time to get lewd.
“I don’t want to upset you. I just needed to know if you loved her.” Homura looks away. “If you love me, you’ll do it with me, too.”
“It’s not that easy. Doing it with you is scary. What if you hurt me?” Madoka looks down. She doesn’t want to look at Homura.
“I know that it’s scary. I know how I look at people. But I would never hurt you, Madoka. Never. Don’t you believe me?” Homura cups Madoka’s chin, bringing her head up. “I love you.”
“I love you, too. One day, okay? It’s just so scary.”
“No.” Homura forces Madoka to her feet, taking the girl back to her room. “Now. I won’t take no for an answer.”
“That’s what I’m afraid of, Homura. What if you hurt me?”
“I won’t.” Homura’s stare hardens, the faraway look in her eye returns. Madoka looks away, she doesn’t want to look at Homura, she’s scary when she’s like this. But she felt funny, she could feel something building up inside her. She was kinda excited. No, she was really excited. She wanted Homura to do those dirty things to her. She didn’t want it soft. Sayaka was way too gentle, it felt good but the connection wasn’t as strong as it was here. Homura’s eyes dared her with danger. “Homura?”
“I want it to hurt.”
“I don’t understand…”
“Make it hurt.” Madoka’s face turns red. Her eyes are filled with a meaningful desire. She wants it bad. “Don’t be gentle with me. I want it to hurt.”
“Are you a masochist, Madoka?”
Madoka looks up, confused. “What’s that?”
“Someone who enjoys pain.”
“I don’t know. I just want it to hurt.”
“I’ll do whatever you want me to.”
It hurt. Homura was pumping into her with her fingers over and over again. “There are three fingers in you, Madoka. I’m going to put another one in.” It felt like Madoka was going to be split in half. Homura was constantly spanking her. Her butt was raw. Homura slapped her butt again. She cried out. Tears were streaming down her face. It felt so good. “Look at you, you’re such a dirty girl. Who would’ve guessed?”
“No… That’s not…”
“Nobody said you could talk.” Homura takes her other hand and shoves her fingers in Madoka’s butt. It felt so good. She started thrashing, her eyes rolled back in her head, her back arched. She climaxed. The pressure suddenly released. Homura scooped her up and kissed her in swift, violent motions, biting down hard on her bottom lip. She pushed her down hard. She jumped on her again, the same harsh, violent kissing. Homura pulled on her hair, tilting her head back. She started sucking on her neck. “We’re still going?”
“Do you want me to stop?”
“No. Do me more, Homura.” Homura bit down on her neck. Madoka squealed with pain tinged pleasure. “Yes, Homura.”
Homura was being extremely rough with her. It hurt down there. “You’re such a slut, Madoka. You’re so wet.” Homura pumps in and out more, she puts another finger in Madoka’s butt. Madoka whines, she bucks her hips. “Do you like it in your ass? You’re such a bad girl.” Homura pumps into both of her holes, she bites down hard on her inner thigh. Madoka moans. “Bad, bad girl.” Madoka can feel it coming again, the pressure has built up inside. She can’t take anymore. “Ohh. Homura. No more. I’m… Ohh.” Homura pumps her fingers in and out faster. “Are you going to cum?” Madoka climaxes. It feels even more intense than last time. She’s so tired. “Homura, what are you doing?”
So Apple-chan is the only tripcode you recognize as being a different person?
You stupid "fap fiction" is trash, !Akemi.
“I’m doing whatever I want.” Homura slithers up Madoka’s body, she kisses her deeply and pulls away. She spits into her mouth. “Swallow it.” Madoka does so. “Good girl.” She starts rubbing Madoka’s clitoris again. “Such a good girl.” She slides back down Madoka’s body, placing soft kisses all the way down to her chest. She kisses her right breast. “You’re gonna love this.” Her fingers suddenly plunge inside Madoka again, Homura starts sucking on her nipple. Madoka moans. Homura licks. She then, without warning, bites down hard. Madoka screams. “Homura?”
Homura’s eyes widen. “What?”
“Choke. Me.” Madoka takes Homura’s left hand and trails it up her body. She kisses Homura’s wrist. “Choke me.” Homura wraps her hand around Madoka’s throat. She squeezes hard, Madoka is amazed with how strong her grip is. Suddenly, Homura’s fingers are no longer inside her, her right hand finds its way around Madoka’s throat as well. Madoka squirms, she claws at Homura’s arms. Homura positions her left thigh between both of Madoka’s. She starts rolling her hips. Her clitoris rubs against Madoka’s thigh. “Move your hips, Madoka.” Madoka starts moving her hips. Her face is a deep red. Homura presses down hard on Madoka’s throat with both thumbs. Madoka thrashes again. She struggles to get free. Homura loosens her grip, hands still on Madoka’s throat. “Keep moving your hips. Don’t you want to come? I know you do, Madoka. You’re such a naughty girl.” Madoka looks up. There’s a wild glint in her eyes. “I’m almost there.” Homura squeezes again. “Cum for me, slut.”
Madoka finally struggles free. “Homura, stop.”
Homura’s gaze immediately softens. She gently picks Madoka up, cradling her in her arms. “Are you okay? Did I overdo it? I’m so sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry.” Each apology was punctuated with a soft kiss on the lips. “Please forgive me.”
Considering he was around before you, !Akemi, yes, it's obvious he is not you. You don't realize just how pathetically obvious you are.
“I’m sorry… I mean…” Homura looks away. “Did you like it?”
“It was so intense. I love you so much, Homura.” Madoka turns Homura’s head back. “Did you like it?”
“No. I felt like I was hurting you.”
“It felt really good.” Madoka puts her hand on Homura’s cheek. “Homura?”
“I’m tired.” Madoka closes her eyes. “I love you.”
“Wait. Do me, too. I need it, Madoka. I’ve never needed anything more. Please.” Homura sets Madoka down, she lowers her folds onto Madoka’s face. “Just lick it. You don’t even have to move.” She can feel Madoka’s tongue. She’s licking her clitoris. Homura shivers. “Ohh. Madoka. More.” Madoka puts her fingers in. Homura gasps. She starts grinding her hips. “Ohh. More.” Madoka moves her fingers in and out faster, she starts swirling her tongue around. Homura moans, she takes a handful of Madoka’s hair and pushes her hips into her face. “More. Ohh. Do me from behind, too.” She shivers. “Come on, do it.” She feels Madoka’s fingers going into her from behind. She squeals. “More. Harder.” She pulls harder on Madoka’s hair. “Faster.” She starts moaning louder, panting harder, grinding her hips faster. “Ohh. I love you so much. I’m… Ohh. Madoka!” Homura collapses forward, shaking as she comes down from her peak. She puts her hands against the wall, she falls back and rolls over. She readjusts her body and crawls next to Madoka. She pulls her lover in tightly. “You’re so warm, Madoka.”
Why did you quote the posts about the dub in, then?
Does this need to be reposted?
No, you're lying, !Akemi. You fool literally no one.
You are not only trying to lie, you are also trying to false flag and make "lol xddd durrr i wud nvur lie on the internet" look like a common reaction. But it never will be. Because for TEN YEARS before you showed no one was actually stupid enough to behave like you.
ACK x Apple-chan is my favorite canon ship in this franchise.
That's you, !Akemi. Trying to false flag and be obnoxious.
Apple is almost as bad as you are, !Akemi. He constantly feeds into your bullshit thus prolonging everything.
Truth be told, you're a lying sack dog shit. And you're the one who refuses to talk and be reasonable. Not once EVER have you given a valid argument for anything you've ever said. You just say "durrr i wud never lie" and "im rite cuz my feeelings say soo!"
Apple-chan's first recorded post was in September of last year (http://desustorage.org/a/thread/130582792/#130653712). That's not terribly far back.
You're playing stupid on purpose, !Akemi.
Fucking Christ, over 7000 posts.
Ok, that brings us back to January '15:
And you, plus all your fake trips showed up around or after October when Yuuki Yuuna aired.
Only entry foolz has on me is from June:
Note that's not my current tripcode. No, I don't remember what it was back then either. I think I changed it after I accidentally posted it in a thread, or something stupid like that.
No, that's you, like always trying to copy people.
And the fact you still refuse to sage the thread so this shitposting dies proves you are actually out to damage the fandom even though you try to claim that's what other people are doing.
KEKI WA KYOKO?
I like how you just gave up on pretending to try and convince people you aren't a newshit and just went to pure crack shitposting. You always do this.
Kill your life.
Honestly, why do you get such joy out of being a scumbag.
Jesus, shut the fuck up.
I'm very positive 90% of those posts are me saying "no".
Trips demand it
Can we go back to Sayakaposting?
I have no objections.
Won't you feel
sleeping at 10PM
I have to wake up at 5am
Not gonna lie, guys, I really wanna do lewd things to and with Sayaka.
That guy posts on /int/ everyday so I recognize him. I'm a Dutchfag too btw.
Sorry user. I am already holding her hands.
Reminder that Sayaka is Madoka's best friend and will be the one to help her murder Homura who nobody loves.
Saya actually is good at murdering innocent civilians.
She sure will help.
Kyouko reminds me a bit of Revy.
Did that user ever finish this?