Why did such a fine woman become a christmas cake?

Carter Anderson
Carter Anderson

Why did such a fine woman become a christmas cake?

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Jaxon Anderson
Jaxon Anderson

She smokes and lives like a teen-age shounen otaku shut-in during her off hours. What dude wants to hang with a chick like that?

Wyatt Green
Wyatt Green

She's incredibly clingy, drinks, smokes, and talks too much about manly anime.

Jason Ramirez
Jason Ramirez

Her standards might be too high.

Tyler Williams
Tyler Williams

I'd work triple-shifts for a woman like that.

Jackson Martin
Jackson Martin

fine

Matthew Martin
Matthew Martin

Yes, I fail to see the problem here.

Grayson Rodriguez
Grayson Rodriguez

smoke and drinks
Out of frustration.
socially awkward
Aren't we all?
Besides the right question is why she does it?
She's a bird with broken wings, trying to love but can't find anyone to love her back.
She can't find that person to make her special, she's depressed.
That's why she's helping those three, so they won't end up like her.

Jaxson Cruz
Jaxson Cruz

mumble mumble noone got a real taste in women mumble

Jackson Wood
Jackson Wood

IROHA OR DEATH

Michael Moore
Michael Moore

how old is too old?

Luke Ortiz
Luke Ortiz

Maybe 50. But I am not sure.

Bentley Adams
Bentley Adams

Lowered Fertility.

Connor Sanders
Connor Sanders

Google is being a faggot and not giving me the source

Can you help me out here?

Ethan Campbell
Ethan Campbell

use iqdb and saucenao, you gigantic homo

William Jenkins
William Jenkins

I'm in your bed, trying to rape you in your sleep.

Justin Long
Justin Long

Fuck off

I already found the monochrome
I just need the sauce for the colored

Juan Martin
Juan Martin

How come this cake is still single?

Nolan Perez
Nolan Perez

Because she's the female equivalent of an aimless 20-something post grad living like an oversized neckbeard teenager with the funds to indulge their chilidish interests

Cmon bitch, get it together

You'll never become bride material for a proper man like this

Oliver Evans
Oliver Evans

How is she clingy?

God forbid a lady enjoys texting her friends about stuff

Camden Green
Camden Green

Because she met Hachiman ten years too late and now he's going to get with her younger pre-ruined version.

Jose Rodriguez
Jose Rodriguez

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Jonathan Ward
Jonathan Ward

Smoking and drinking say that something is VERY wrong with a woman

James Edwards
James Edwards

You're half right, a drinking buddy woman would be great.

Mason Barnes
Mason Barnes

seriously where do I sign up?

Jeremiah Ward
Jeremiah Ward

uh...when they go to repeat texts every minute saying "you're there aren't you!" "you're ignoring me aren't you" "you better answer now"......she's off the rails into stalker/clingly/obsessive/controlling

Bentley Nelson
Bentley Nelson

while you are not technically wrong all that sounds very virgin of you user

Anthony Martinez
Anthony Martinez

as an aimless 30 something post grad drawing down 6 figures this sounds pretty good

Luis Adams
Luis Adams

I want to know how she'll react when she throws open that door without knocking as usual, and she sees this and gets scolded with "sensei, knock!"

Logan Martin
Logan Martin

Around 15 years older than you is going to be problematic if you're considering anything more than some casual fucking.

When you're 50, she's going to be 65, and when you're 65, she's going to be 80. Something to think about.

Joshua Butler
Joshua Butler

Joins in

Lincoln White
Lincoln White

What aims should she be having? She's a teacher, it's pretty clear she doesn't have much ambition.

Carson Anderson
Carson Anderson

What would life as a couple with sensei be like?

Christopher Bailey
Christopher Bailey

casual drinking with friends is fine but smoking is a deal breaker.

Luke Ward
Luke Ward

I want Sensei to rob me of my virginity while I'm sleeping!

Alexander Smith
Alexander Smith

seika is otp, ya'll be trippin

Brandon Hall
Brandon Hall

Yukino's feet need some loving attention

Benjamin Brown
Benjamin Brown

Does she hang out with people her own age? Do we ever see her doing that? Or do we just see her paying overattention towards a select group of students?

Lol,jk, 'cause the author wanted it that way, you silly goose.

Asher Brooks
Asher Brooks

She has friends her own age, she gets invited to their weddings as they get taken out of life by responsibilities of marriage

Joseph Cooper
Joseph Cooper

A heavy smoker, heavy drinker, violent bitch.
Why do you think?
Also she's basically a stalker.
She's still worlds apart from shit like Yuigahama, though. And universes apart from utter scum like Yukinoshita.

Aaron Kelly
Aaron Kelly

In the 2D world there's no "too old", user. Unless she's drawn like a wrinkly obaa-san, every woman is fuckable.

Christian Cruz
Christian Cruz

Yukinon feet

Nah, I'd rather give my love to Hiratsuka's feet

Brandon Hughes
Brandon Hughes

Rumi's feet, Yukino's feet, Hiratsuka's feet...they're all the same but at different points on the timeline

Dylan Parker
Dylan Parker

Breaking news: Humans are social animals and become distressed without company

Still unconvinced

Isaiah Nguyen
Isaiah Nguyen

Because it's wish-fulfillment haremshit so she had to be single for the only male on the planet i.e. the MC

Jackson Cruz
Jackson Cruz

is sensei used goods?

David Green
David Green

more than once, since she complained about boyfriends (plural) that would move in and later disappear stealing shit like all her furniture

Blake Torres
Blake Torres

Nah, she's virgin.
All those "boyfriends" just stole her furnitures.

Asher Wright
Asher Wright

the purity of your virgin mind is refreshing, user

Jayden Howard
Jayden Howard

Producing children and being married

She seems like she'd make a tender and fun mom anyway

Kayden Gomez
Kayden Gomez

Sounds like circular reasoning to me. Nobody wants her because she has no children and isn't married, and she can't get married and produce children because nobody wants her.

Aiden Watson
Aiden Watson

And the reason a person doesn't have any company is because theyre a crappy person and nobody wants to be around tbem.

Brandon Young
Brandon Young

Is Yui a nice girl? Yukino thinks so.

Lincoln Brooks
Lincoln Brooks

She does

It's still rather awkward what them all starting families and marrying

Easton Ross
Easton Ross

Don't kid yourself, user. She's shit-tier, too. Better than the rest, but still shit-tier.

Camden Walker
Camden Walker

Yeah, right. Read the very first chapter once again.

Aiden Rodriguez
Aiden Rodriguez

Just world fallacy

William Moore
William Moore

She's at that age when her facebook would be full of friend's babies and wedding photos.

If she had one, that is.

Noah Gutierrez
Noah Gutierrez

She's been pumped and dumped because her taste in men is horrible, yknow like most women

Joseph Collins
Joseph Collins

This shit is so boring. If they're really so much into MC, why don't they just fucking act like they're interested instead of just ignoring/insulting him?
That's why Iroha instantly got so many fans, even though she's basically a slut: the flirting. At least she tries.
And don't even mention the fake delinquent, her fans always use as excuse that the author "left her out of the story" or "totally forgot about her", but they have to admit that her, too, never actually showed something even remotely to personal interest for the MC. The girls are all boring, regarding that. All but Iroha, obviously.

Isaiah Rogers
Isaiah Rogers

Because she was dumped by the MC when she was in HS.

Just wait, Yui will be a sensei in the timeskip too.

Cameron Gray
Cameron Gray

why don't they just fucking act like they're interested instead of just ignoring/insulting him?
Are you fucking retarded? How can you not see at least Yui's interest in him?

never actually showed something even remotely to personal interest for the MC.
She does in the LN.

Aaron Sullivan
Aaron Sullivan

Our mothers included? Because very recently I discovered that my father wasn't my mother's first, or even second or third for what matters. He was, like, her twelfth or something like that. I can't even look at my mother the same way I did before.

Ethan Reyes
Ethan Reyes

I find it funny how a story praised for its "realistic" portrayal of the human condition fails to account for the fact that people are genuinely repulsed by cold or belligerent treatment from potential love interests

Outright rudeness and aloofness drives people away according to science

Andrew Bennett
Andrew Bennett

What show?

Ethan Fisher
Ethan Fisher

Yui is immature

Alexander Long
Alexander Long

She does in the LN
I actually read the LN, and I can't remember anything related to that.
Are you fucking retarded? How can you not see at least Yui's interest in him?
She only showed it to the readers, not to MC. Breaking the fourth wall doesn't count.
She does it in , ANOTHER but that's not canon.

Ian Adams
Ian Adams

that brings interesting question to mind, if she's even recalling the correct guy. and someday you might find how many men she's been with after you were born

Michael Green
Michael Green

Fucking this. But it seems elevens are fucked-up human beings, since Oregairu isn't really the first time something like this happened, and MCs almost always go for the girl who treated them in the worst kind of way.

Adrian Hernandez
Adrian Hernandez

I know of way too many cold and belligerent women (with hot bodies and face mind you) that attract men like shit attracts maggots

Ayden Evans
Ayden Evans

When it comes to women, they just have to be attractive. They can be cold or warm, nice or mean, humble angels or absolute bitches and they will get men in droves if they are hot regardless.

That being said Hachiman is an abnormal person. He's not an 'everyman', despite all the retarded "8man-in-high-school" crap. He can well have tastes and attractions that are outside the norm and there's nothing wrong with it.

Dylan Gray
Dylan Gray

Well user, you got to remind yourself that 8man is pretty much a broken individual. Otherwise, he would never care so fucking much about that shitty club of his, or those sorry excuse of human beings known as clubmates... When you never got anything for your entire life, even the most disgusting shit seems appealing to you.

Nathaniel Parker
Nathaniel Parker

Yeah keep telling yourself that's why she (and you) are alone

Tyler Nguyen
Tyler Nguyen

Valid point

Some people think they can't do better, or don't deserve better

Hudson Jenkins
Hudson Jenkins

how about typing into thread about an anime with that scenario, on an anonymous board? would that be even more pathetic?

Adam Stewart
Adam Stewart

I'm not alone

But you're delusional if you don't think bad things don't happen to good people, or that good people aren't deprived of positive emotional and mental contact with other people for whatever reason

It's just how the world is

William Edwards
William Edwards

When you never got anything for your entire life, even the most disgusting shit seems appealing to you
My best friend was like that, but only regarding women... He ended up marrying an ugly bitch who, just a couple years later, divorced him and fucking ruined his life. My greatest regret from this last decade is that I never openly talked against her before their marriage. He's doing better now, but he's way more fucked-up than what he was before meeting her. 3DPDs ruin lives.

Joshua Walker
Joshua Walker

/pol/

Adrian Mitchell
Adrian Mitchell

People can't interact without hurting each other in some way

It's odd

Humans will go insane without the very thing which causes them emotional pain

Isaac Parker
Isaac Parker

Oh right, she's just alone and desperate because she never got the chance to show people she's good and fun to be around because japan is just so sparsely populated. Makes perfect sense.

Lucas Hernandez
Lucas Hernandez

oh bitch please, fixing a man's hair is such a dead fucking giveaway she might as well hand you her pussy on a silver platter

even I would've got it

Xavier Garcia
Xavier Garcia

Wot?

Dominic Allen
Dominic Allen

I think I missed the reason why yukino is so mad at 8man, is it just because of his methods? sure they always leave him miserable in the end, but everyone comes out winning

Adam White
Adam White

People can't interact without hurting each other in some way
kind of falls flat as a theme in this series to be honest
it's just the usual "teenagers being difficult because they're teenagers" setting that you get all the time, people who like this series arbitrarily write off anything stupid as "it's fine because they're teenagers" when it suits them even
making a couple of the characters extra autistic doesn't really change anything

Daniel Hill
Daniel Hill

Is Yui a nice girl?
No. Why do people think she is one after she has stated she isn't and demonstrated it in ANOTHER and in the main series?

Christopher Adams
Christopher Adams

it's a mixture of it being self-destructive and the fact that she's an even bigger autist than 8man is
said autism and personal baggage is also what's supposed to make her desirable, since that's obviously how it works in real life Yui's just as bad, before someone calls me a Yuifag. Loner ending leading to him finding someone better in college would be better for 8man rather than getting stuck with either of these two nutjobs

Lucas Ward
Lucas Ward

Because she's cute

Halo effect in action

I always thought she was kind of a bitch from the start

Isaac Wood
Isaac Wood

Not him, but that was just a moment of weakness. Then she went back to autism.
Basically, I totally agree with .

Hudson Reyes
Hudson Reyes

There's still Iroha. And Saki. Maybe.

Christopher Hughes
Christopher Hughes

completely written out of the anime.

No Saki.

Matthew Butler
Matthew Butler

Enjoy the OVA the story actually is pretty fun because that's as close as Iroha will ever get

and Saki's playing the long game, having her dull brother marry into 8man's family through Komachi, and putting herself in a position that'll trigger 8man's siscon urges

Joshua Parker
Joshua Parker

Reminds me of anytime someone brings up existential themes

"What's the meaning of life? Do any of our abstract conceptions have any validity aside from personal feelings? Why do we suffer? Where did this world come from?"

lol faggot I remember being 16 too, now shut up and ignore it all. Don't you like this funny may may on my phone?

Brandon Jones
Brandon Jones

Everyone is Yukino.

Adam Morris
Adam Morris

He'll have all three in a harem by the end.

Connor Wood
Connor Wood

Is there any way this could end in a way that upsets literally everyone?

An outcome where Yukinofags, Yuifags, Irohafags, sidegirlfags, lonerfags, haremfags, etc. are all universally pissed off? Aside from having WW just drop the series and never release vol 12.

William Scott
William Scott

Hayama ending?

Joshua Lee
Joshua Lee

This. All these fedoras, edge lords and armchair psychologists (typical yahari fans) try to act like theres any real reason when she's really just meant to be another sexual fantasy for selfinserting losers.

Adam Carter
Adam Carter

Well there are probably some people who would enjoy seeing that, Hayama/Hachiman would please yaoifags, Hayama/Yukino would piss Yukinofags royally (and a part of the rest of the fandom honestly although they wouldn't mind as much if Hachiman got with their girl instead).

I was thinking an ending where he gets with one girl but another is ambiguously going to win in the future. Like Yukino sets up Hachiman to be with Iroha with the stated conviction that when she returns from abroad she will take him back. And it's left ambiguous whether that actually happens (but not so ambiguous that you think for sure it won't). I could see how that might piss everyone off and lead to eternal unresolved shit flinging.

Jonathan Adams
Jonathan Adams

and demonstrated it in ANOTHER and in the main series?
[citation needed]

She did the nicest thing anyone could do.

David Allen
David Allen

incidentally you're posting this in a yahari thread devoid of the sorts of people you're talking about, for once

Xavier Stewart
Xavier Stewart

Redditor detected

Camden Roberts
Camden Roberts

No. There's never a way to upset everyone because there's always going to be a subset of people who are happy because other people are upset.

What would probably make the most possible people upset though would be 8man suddenly walking in on Hayama fucking every girl at once in a giant orgy and they all say how his dick is the best and they wonder why they ever liked 8man to begin with. Then 8man drops out of school and becomes a neet and eventually kills himself when even all his male friends call him a loser and abandon him.

Oh and maybe as an extra slap in the face you could make it so only his sister wasn't involved in the orgy, and it seems like shell stick with him but eventually Hayama comes over and fucks her too while 8man hears it through the wall.

Dominic Watson
Dominic Watson

It's Les Enfants Terribles. Sensei is the original, Yukino is Solid, Rumi is Solidus, and Yumiko is Liquid.

Ryan Cook
Ryan Cook

True, that would piss off everyone except NTRfags.

Jackson Bennett
Jackson Bennett

That'd please the increasingly numerous NTRfags

Aiden Clark
Aiden Clark

Yukino is a fucking whore for eye raping what isn't hers.

Zachary Butler
Zachary Butler

Jesus fuck, even reading that makes rage.

Christian Stewart
Christian Stewart

Make no mistake, Hachiman belongs to Yukino. She can take him whenever, wherever, however she wants. She doesn't even need words. Just the right glance at he'd turn into a stag in heat immediately.

And this always will be true. If she deigns to have him, she will. Even if he gets with another girl, marries her, has kids with her, builds a life with her, if Yukino showed up at the door out of the blue he would instantly abandon it all to be with her. Because Yukino lives at the center of Hachiman's heart forever and any other girl can only push in vain to take that spot that's hers and hers only.

Blake Collins
Blake Collins

Yeah I guess you can devise endings that would leave pretty much no one happy, but without real rage. NTR ending would spark the most unhinged fury even though a small subset would be pleased with it.

Wyatt Green
Wyatt Green

8man picks Yui in ANOTHER and Yukino ships them willingly.

Liam Rivera
Liam Rivera

He didn't pick Yui over Yukino. Yukino took herself off the table.

But even in ANOTHER, which basically rewrites the characters, Yukino could have him at any time if she simply grew a backbone. And who knows maybe she will. ANOTHER could be headed to WA2-land.

Cameron Garcia
Cameron Garcia

Is this fucking story getting a third season, or am I going to get cockteased forever like Spice and Wolf?

Kevin Powell
Kevin Powell

There's only one more volume. Not even for a whole season. A vol 12 OVA is not outside the realm of possibility, but even that's a stretch.

Eli Cruz
Eli Cruz

where are people reading this ANOTHER?

Chase Adams
Chase Adams

https://www.mediafire.com/folder/89du4zd7n3hny/Oregairu

Everything but the last part "Volume R" has been translated. For "R" we have some things translated, like the recipes. And we know more or less how it ends.

Grayson Parker
Grayson Parker

MOVIE
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Isaiah Campbell
Isaiah Campbell

Yukino took herself off the table.
Because she is a good friend.

Yukino could have him at any time if she simply grew a backbone
Nope. He wants his Yui only.

And who knows maybe she will.
Nope. She will run away again and cover her flaws. It is written.

Carter Edwards
Carter Edwards

Sensei will definitely get married and have a child by the end.

But the twist is that while 8man marries her, Hayama is the child's father.

Jackson Nelson
Jackson Nelson

Supposedly they're re-airing Oregairu this summer. That's not super unusual but it makes me wonder if something is coming up at the end of it. Maybe vol 12 or maybe a vol 12 animation.

Michael Wilson
Michael Wilson

8man should be ok with that. Hayama has good genes. The kid will grow up smarter, more handsome, and no rotten eyes if Hayama is the father.

Lucas Sanders
Lucas Sanders

She has friends of their own age as evidenced by that ramen chapter. She probably stays the fuck away from them to avoid shit talking/peer pressure about her single status though.

And that is something can relate. Jesus Christ, attend to a wedding is such a pain in the ass these days, literally every friend of mine ask why I'm still single in my late 20s

Jacob Foster
Jacob Foster

Yukino
cannot stand on her own feet
catwoman

Christian Powell
Christian Powell

8man and Haruno fit pretty much perfectly
and the Iroha OVA has actual memes in it so I guess big guy works for her too

Michael Gray
Michael Gray

are you a cute cake user

Daniel Carter
Daniel Carter

8man should be ok with that.

Is this nigga serious?

Oliver Parker
Oliver Parker

IF YA WANNA SEE SOME ACTION

Carter Cox
Carter Cox

Maybe if she wasn't a bus-down for any schmoozer who smiled at her she'd be married by now

Colton Russell
Colton Russell

why is haruno such a fucking bitch?

also, a good ending would be them parting ways from high school, but finding a common place they can participate in twice a week/everyday

and have totsuka go to the same uni as 8man

James Kelly
James Kelly

17 is where wrinkles start.

Nicholas Watson
Nicholas Watson

why is haruno such a fucking bitch?
She's trying to prevent her autistic sister from being stuck under their controlling mother's thumb like she is
and 8man's dick is a possible method of achieving this apparantly

Austin Ortiz
Austin Ortiz

Haruno looks really happy in the OP. Like genuinely so. I wonder why.

Samuel Brooks
Samuel Brooks

She's met someone who can catalyze a change in her little sister. Yukino needs desires of her own and the will to go for
them

Aiden King
Aiden King

Isn't the OP supposed to be chock full of all kinds of Yukino-end symbolism?

Maybe the setting sun represents the end of Haruno present day messed up relationship with her sister and she's smiling at that.

Caleb Diaz
Caleb Diaz

Looks like generic happy anime expression to me. It's not like she's usually frowning.

Kayden Moore
Kayden Moore

T-their friendship will be alright, right?

Noah Gonzalez
Noah Gonzalez

Nope

It's going down in flames like it deserves to.

Josiah Scott
Josiah Scott

imgur filename

Carson Ramirez
Carson Ramirez

Hachiman will get hit by a car and die, YY will go /u/, and Iroha will grow up to write a shitty light novel under a pseudonym.

Isaac Parker
Isaac Parker

why can't i hold all this yogurt

Jackson Price
Jackson Price

What dude wants to hang with a chick like that?

Someone who's not a homosexual.

Anthony Moore
Anthony Moore

Wait, you can fuck the shopkeeper now?

Jeremiah Peterson
Jeremiah Peterson

High standards, so none of us would have a chance with her anyway.

Liam Martinez
Liam Martinez

mfw eating yogurt in bed

Asher Bailey
Asher Bailey

I WOULD

Ryan Stewart
Ryan Stewart

Implying it wouldn't be the opposite
Hayama has a cuckold fetish afterall
He gets off on having all his women taken by Hachiman

He didn't even object to the proposal that when Yukino and Hachiman get married Haruno will bear Hachiman's child as well.
He even encouraged it.

Aaron Johnson
Aaron Johnson

Me

Brody James
Brody James

I have being out of touch with the LN, how is the status?

Anthony Howard
Anthony Howard

So Watari is working on a second timeline? and this is why Vol 12 is never done? I guess that what you are saying is true, then Yui wins another, original LN is for Yukinoshita seeing how things are, whats next? Iroha winning the manga?

Owen Barnes
Owen Barnes

I need more translated doujins.

Matthew Perez
Matthew Perez

If things are like these, were is the Haruno ending?

Nathan Adams
Nathan Adams

It's going down in flames like it deserves to.
Why does it deserve it?

PS: Why does there seem to be so many hints that 8man is an unscalable wall? Even in ANOTHER Yukino picks friendship but she also chooses to hide her real self. That implies that their friendship won't be real.

John Miller
John Miller

When you look at screenshots like that it's obvious she's by far the prettiest character.

Chase Flores
Chase Flores

That mod seems like a massive faggot.

Isaac Jackson
Isaac Jackson

Because the men around her had no taste. 8man says as much when he confesses to her.

Zachary Parker
Zachary Parker

Because Anime isn't real life, nerd.

James Morales
James Morales

Objectively this

But that's boring so is right. Yeah she has her quirks but the average man is too lazy or lame to see her value. MC does so he always attracts the cream of the crop.

Landon Collins
Landon Collins

I was thinking that as well. Absolutely disgusting, Silvie is the only girl you should look at.

Isaiah Rogers
Isaiah Rogers

Are you talking about Yui? That's the only hair scene I remember.

Elijah Diaz
Elijah Diaz

Did know people in Yahari threads were getting this bored. HOw is it without volume 12?

Chase Lewis
Chase Lewis

thinking 8man's feelings have any relevance
It doesn't matter who he loves. 8man will always obey Komachi. If Yukino wants 8man she has to bargain with his master first.

Jayden Jones
Jayden Jones

Komachi doesn't give a shit as long as he gets with someone.

Kevin Bailey
Kevin Bailey

no

Ethan Wilson
Ethan Wilson

We can have nice things.

Wyatt Diaz
Wyatt Diaz

We just don't know.

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