Jojo Thread: Hato Edition
What is the worst stands in the series so far?
Teruanon! Where are you!? Come shitpost with me!
YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS
Echoes Act 2 next week
Tonio the week after that
Feels good to be alive man.
What do you guys think of this?
I always knew you were a shit Rohan.
Pic related gets my vote for worst stand.
Tonio in two weeks
You guys think we'll get to the point where users fuse with their Stands, kind of like how Digimon went from battle pets to dude let's fuse, then to "NO Jojo. You ARE the Stand"?
CKB was a shitty stand, but even then it was a fun fight.
I know I might get shit on but I think I will be skipping a lot of the DiU episodes. I don't mind sol where nothing happens but all the death matches over fucking nothing and IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO is not my thing.
And no I read the manga.
I wonder if there's even a chance for everything to go back to before gay priest fucked up everything.
Shit already happened.
Who /7SU/ here?
Post Yukako and Koichi please
did you mean "Post lips", user?
Even if you didn't, you all should post lips anyway.
We posting Doppio now ?
I read the manga.
Then why would we care?
That's different. WA didn't have a "doing shit by itself" mode
Yes! And Bossu too!
Where's the Lips-chan porn?
Here's one instance
More needs to be drawn though, Lips is top tier.
Cat Bossu is a cute!
/r/ing someone to make a "i have two personalities" for Yukako
reminder that doppio is worse than teru and teru is shit
Bossu is always cute
Why are you guys freaking out about lips now? Almost everyone in jojo has dick sucking lips
I want to hug Bossu!
6th run through, pending a Josuke run next up. Currently farming badges in the debug room to boost everyone's stats, because this fucking author just refuses to die.
Can some user who speaks moon translate?
Cool stand designs
Because there's a new waifu in town, with lips better then no other.
Is this a better example?
Horus vs White Album.
Aqua Necklace vs Geb.
Bruford vs Love Deluxe.
Little Feet vs Goo Goo Dolls.
Emperor vs Sex Pistols.
Sethan vs Grateful Dead.
Soft Machine vs Vitamin C.
Nut King Call vs Sticky Fingers.
Cheap Trick vs Notorious BIG.
anon what the hell your semen tastes awful
I think you're better off just using Cheat Engine than taking on Araki like that yourself, but good on you for trying with a less scummy way than that.
lips/Yoshimi/whatever her nme is becomes the Poorchan of jojo
b-b-but Tonio said if I ate his spicy salami that my semen would taste great
Why is Doppio such a best boy?
GER Over Heaven + Anubis; Act 4
Post stands in real life.
/r/ing the picture of "Joestars have only ever been with one woman" followed by Joseph's grin
Who had it worse, Jolyne or Norisuke?
fuck I meant westwood
Commercials aren't real life user. And that's more Kraft Work than Vitamin C.
That's Westwood's toe, you cunt. Read the fucking manga, filthy secondary.
thats not Jolyne. But shes been shot twice and has lost like 4 big chunks out of her body in this fight
Not to mention being turned inside out. The mobius loop was pretty cool as well.
whats a stand ?
I'd say Jolyne. Her dad loves dolphins more than her, abandoned her for said dolphins, and just as they begin to make progress mending the relationship some gay ass nigga who a priest or some shit ends the universe. Pretty shitty set up if you ask me.
See . It's been a long day
And go fuck yourself, I'm even talking about Norisuke. I've read the damned manga.
Not reading part 9.
Get a time machine noob.
Spoiling parts that haven't been released is undignified. Who do I look like, Koichi?
Is there anyone here taking requests?
Can they be lewds?
I want to get the OC pumping.
I don't have any dank Jobins. Have a Hato instead.
Draw Doppio kissing with Teru
The Rohan spin-offs are the OVAs
he's asking for artists, dummy.
Kira masturbating with a severed hand
Draw it you then
still no Koichi Cola reaction in anime style
Tonio threw a knife at Josuke
Not evil my ass
His brother's a gangster for gods sake
there was two webms
user, that guy can't read. Shitposters can barely write a coherent post, much less read and make sense of one.
I'll take your Hato, and raise you a Daiya
get a feeling so complicated next week
constipation cured after that
No, he threw a knife at the door frame NEAR Josuke. Tonio a pure practitioner of the culinary arts and his kitchen is his temple.
SHITPOSTER ASK FOR MORE
AT POISONED JOJO ETERNAL GENERAL
21ST CENTURY SHITPOSTER MAN
I'll take that Daiya and raise you some atheism.
This actually alright?
I keep seeing people go "Yo, anyone playing?" And nothing more.
Too pure for this world.
Why is Daiya so cute.
Can we all agree that Norisuke pops out some Grade A bitches?
It's surprisingly good, fleshed-out, and has a lot of endings.
I thought she had a green face for a second.
Eye Eye Syaa!
Oh for fucking sure. That senpai got some dope ass genetics.
Do we know who their mom is? I don't remember her ever being mentioned.
Higashikata blood carries the superior premium genetics
Joestar blood produces brain problems, autism, and shitty hair
So why did the Hand leave a big bald spot on Class Rep chick? shouldn't filled the gap like the no trespassing sign?
Hey, fuck you. Joseph's hair was great.
No one's hair is worse than Joshuu's, man. Shit's gross.
Damos not dead right lads? He can't be dead yet he's too stylish and cool for death
A lot of replay value (somewhere around 19 separate endings and content that differs upon how many times you've played the game, what day you're on, etc.), even original content like you taking the bullet for Avdol and hunting down the submarine yourself. It's really good, though some content is kinda half-baked
like bits of the Josuke route, including his skill set being literally a mix between Cardigans and Red Garland with a couple of his own techniques in there, so you don't even get to DORARARARARA until very late game and only certain endings allow you to access NG+.
I highly recommend it for JoJo fans and JRPG enthusiasts alike.
I'll take that atheism and raise you some autism
Family tree shows a woman named Kaato as Norisuke's wife, but she probably died saving Joubin from the disease.
I usually hate this type of humor but this is too funny
Y'know, I'm really going to miss the Higashikatas once JJL is done, they're a fun bunch. Also while shit got real recently, I hope we can still have some fun moments after this gets resolved.
Either Araki forgot, or there being small patches of hair in that erased space was how it was partially filled in. Or just surrounding air particles.
Not mentioned, though it's assumed she exchanged the disease from Jobin and thus died when he was 11. Which makes no sense considering he's more than 11 years older than Daiya who's the youngest.
So Made In Heaven lets Pucci change fate while it's active right?
Does him putting WR's disc in Emporio while MiH was inactive count as fate undoing Pucci's changes?
I mean if Pucci was fated to die, and the crew were meant to live, the moment he stopped MiH fate would put things in motion to undo his work, yeah?
You think after Jousuke and Hato save Norisuke he'll spill the beans on what he knows? He was incredibly dubious early on.
He probably just scraped away the fire, but it already burned her hair
The last panel of him was pleading for his life and still keeping up the act so even though he got stabbed a bunch of times he's still doing fine. He'll survive like 90% of the next chapter for sure.
Why is the colored version of SBR missing entire pages? like Pocoloco's into.
God i hate joshuu so fuckin much it's unreal
We'll at least get some explanation as to how he knows Kira and what went down between the two of them, we still don't know why they grafted the fruit right by their house
movie in 3 mins
I hope so Vitamin C is fucking GOAT it's dangerous creative but not broken at the same time like most of the villains stands.
How come his sons are slimy fucks though?
Whats wrong with Joshuu besides his suffering?
A self-entitled little shit with barely an social skills.
Joubin's pretty hot but Joshuu is horrible in every conceivable way
I'm pretty sure early on during the Yotsuyu fight it was implied that Norisuke and Kira were working together so Norisuke took Josuke in in the hopes that he'd remember something, so my guess is that Kira promised Norisuke a cure for Tsurugi's disease without anyone having to die, but Kira didn't give him all the details like it being a fruit or who the fuck Josefumi was considering Norisuke was dead set against the idea that the fruit cured the dog when Tsurugi told him and that in the latest chapter he doesn't know who Josefumi is.
Self entitled little shit
Woah son don't go projecting on a nigga. He is a pretty nice and cool guy he just doesn't josuke because he is the main reason for his suffering. Ever since Josuke showed up Joshuus life has been hell.
Still has those social problems.
Hey no ones prefect
Especially not Joshuu.
He almost raped Yasuho because he misunderstood everything she said.
yea that's what I've figured too, but I expect at least a mention from Norisuke, not necessarily a full on flashback, just him explaining that Kira approached him
Go back to r9k joshuu
I'm a bit confused by how part 4 has been treating stands and the technicalities so far. In Part 3 it was show that whatever happens to your stand it will happen to you too, hell that's how DIO died. In part 4, with Bad Company, even though Josuke destroyed some of the army men, nothing happened to the user. Similarly with Show Off, even though the stand lost his had, nothing bad happened to Hazamada. Also when rereading the manga, I noticed that when Angelo's stand was captured, why doesn't he just call it back and make it appear somewhere else, OR just have it phase through the glass/rubber like Jotaro does with Star Platinum?
When will this meme die
He thought Yasuho was coming on to him, he stopped making advances once he realized something was wrong
Yasuho wants him don't front
Bound and Swarm stand transfer damamge differently.
Swarm stands give damage in fractions, and biound stands don't give it at all.
I WANT TO SNIFF THAT ASS
And it took him that long to realize.
He stopped making advances when she clobbed him in the head with a toilet tank cover
You'd have to kill a ton of bad company before Keicho even noticed
Bound stands, Strength and Wheel of Fortune where bound to objects and hurting them didn't hurt the user, same concept. I also doubt hurting the sword of Anubis would've hurt the original user had he been alive.
The girl you always wanted might want your dick
turning it down
He had to make sure sure didn't want the D.
ok good point, but can you explain how a person with the IQ of 160 forgets that he can just resummon stands?
With Bad Company, it is a new type of stand, a swarm stand. With these, you need to destroy a significant amount of the swarm to do reasonable damage to the user, or else it would be very under powered.
As for Surface/Showoff, it is a bound stand, meaning the stand is bound to a specific item. Hazamada a could remake Surface if he got a new doll.
Bad Company does reflect damage except it's split between them, so to make visible damage on Keicho you need to kill a LOT of army men. Josuke only killed a few which would probably cause Keicho some discomfort but no lasting damage.
Surface was a Bound Stand, like the ape ship from Part 3. Bound Stands aren't the actual object they just possess them hence why normal people can see them. Destroying the object doesn't destroy the Stand since it's not actually the object, so no damage is done to the Stand and thus no damage is reflected to the user.
Aqua Necklace is also a Bound Stand it's just bound to liquid and thus operates as a physical object and can't phase through shit. Stands also can't just dissipate in thin air, to bring them back you need to actually have them move back to you so they can dissipate. That's why long range Stands are super dangerous at first but once you figure them out the user is at your mercy unless they can direct their Stand back to them.
We actually never see him just call back Aqua Necklace, same with Geb, why didn't N'Doul just call it back and summon it up close instead of trying to race all the way back?
I remember someone saying you have to be close to the stand to call it back, while never directly stated I can't think of it ever not being the case, aside from being knocked unconscious and automatically retreating that way
Johnny Joestar didn't get a wheelchair and name it Speedwagon.
This. Koichi not being able to get Echoes back in time is a major plot point in the first few chapters of Sheer Heart Attack.
Damage transfer doesn't (or at least shouldn't, considering the Empress infection and the Ebony Devil doll) work with Stands bound to objects like Strength, Wheel of Fortune, or Surface. It's spread across Swarm Stands like Bad Company and Harvest, in contrast, which is why Keicho was unfazed by Josuke killing three of his Bad Company soldiers and why Shigechi was able to survive the first blast from Killer Queen, which only hit one or a couple of his Harvest bee things.
Aqua Necklace is bound to water, sure, but was probably a similar case to the Ebony Devil doll in that dealing damage to what the Stand was bound to transferred the damage to the user.
It seems like Steel took Speedwagon's place post SO
He didn't pass it down the family so Gappy could use it thus continuing the tradition of Speedwagon backing up every JoJo
Joeseph is the thinking man's jojo.
Guys I've concocted the ultimate bait; The Ireneverse and the SBRverse are one and the same.
It was all luck
This has been bait for a while.
I take back , yours is truly the best.
Johnny Joestar is really cute. His paraplegia just makes me want to fuck him more.
yeah but with the Empress stand after Joseph actually defeated it the user was also defeated
it makes him dependent on you so he'll be all yours
That's the thing. Empress was automatic and bound to the infection on Joseph's arm, but from what we've seen regarding automatic AND bound Stands, killing it should not have killed Nena.
Sheer Heart Attack, an automatic Stand, being hit by Three Freeze also affecting Kira makes sense, though, since it wasn't his main ability and was just a part of Killer Queen.
they might be
they might not be
the world may never know
I just realized Wekapipo attacks magenta a couple of times despite 20th Century Boy being up because he can't see stands, and wouldn't' know its up until its effects happened
I mean, just think about it. He cant feel anything from the waist down, you could really just go to town on him
Don't mind me, just being the best character in part 6
That's not "I miss hamon"
.no more lips chan lewds
that new OP
Oh shit, what does it mean? How many remixes will we go through?
Nah he did have best stand though
Nigga, every villian stand is broken as fuck, hell, Pucci WON because his stand was so fucking bullshit
How the hell was that luck, joseph used logic to solve his problems
is it hair or a hat?
Vitamin C isn't flat out broken by appearance. What it touches becomes liquid and soft. That doesn't really sound like a threatening power until you think about it and how to use it.
Aside from Kars getting BTFO by a volcano, what were some of the most luck based wins the protagonists had in any part?
I think Death 13 was one of the big ones, if it wasn't for Kakyoin getting knocked out as his stand was active, they all would have died right there.
dude that's white as hell gets lynched for being half black
gay priest doesn't get lynched for being black
A hat, but his hair looks like the hat anyways
but user it wasn't luck
it was pluck
Had a mental breakdown and was going to destroy the world
Pucci did nothing wrong in the way he handed that negro.
went off a guess
wheres yukako lipschan double blowjob porn
Fuck off Bruford. You're fucking dead
Would Bug-Eaten and Damo be the strongest tag team?
Foo Fighters' hair is horrible. It looks more like a hat or cap than actual hair, like a broken eggshell.
What is your opinion about Iggi?
Character design in Part 6 was pretty bad in general.
His ASB voice was better.
What chapter is the swimsuit breakfast/PANCA~~~AKES! from?
Why was the jojo op changed here
The Higashikata family stands are pretty hit or miss with designs. Joshuu's looks good but Araki is holding him back for something.
Makes her look like a 20's flapper gal which is extra cute imo
Just wanted to be king of the streets
Avdol forces him to fight DIO
Iggi had a hard life
Why did Hato start walking up the walls?
to avoid vitamin c's ability
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH THE OP?
To abandon her humanity
Well, they did add Echo into the intro
yeah but that was in the last episode too
The Electronic Dance Music remix is apparently going to be used for some episodes.
Chapter 18. Right at the start of the Shakedown arc.
Who the fuck names their sword "Luck and Pluck"?
funky means primitive
What the hell Araki
Ya tellin' me that baboon noises ain't primitive?
Do you mind if I post ACEN
added yukako and the remix
not sure why they did the remix there other than a contract reason
finally caught up with Jojolion
holy shit Vitamin C is on another goddamn level of messed up
is that the guy from IT Crowd?
That seems like basic geometry to me.
That made no sense. I would have chosen the "wild music" box. Its probably one of those things that just dont translate well.
What is wrong with Kissanime?
i thought stuff like lovers and aqua neckless and other go inside a person and destroy them would be scariest but vitamin c is hard to read sometimes, especially after this chapter
No bald spot
this entire picture
did those people actually draw fucking lines on their face
That fucking Jotaro
nobody in this picture has enough muscle to be a jojo character
How would Jojo thread rank the musical inspirations for the hero stands and the MAIN villain stands?
That Asian part 3 Joseph.
Jesus christ that Jotaro looks so rigid.
Fucking fat Diavolo
i love cosplay
Well he has Kira brain and he was a doctor
Maybe parts 6 and later.
The Diavolo was a seagull and there was also a Doppio
Too bad KC can't erase all those times he over ate.
I find it hilarious that most of these people could do a fat Funny, and yet there isn't a single Fatty Valentine.
Those were the same pants I bought for my Johnny, and they look like shit here. Dammit.
I'll admit, I like the gappy
tfw no big jojo characters to cosplay as
It's a shame really.
Burly fat guy Joseph fought in early Part 2 in the restaurant.
Funny Valentine and Polpo
I wonder how violent Jojolion will get over time. Seeming Damo slice off a liver didn't make me cringe or anything but it's definitely disturbing how easily he can do it because of his ability. The only recent part of Jojo that surprised me by its violence was SBR and Roman goes to the Louvre with one guy's brain spilling out and another being run over.
Remember to read the manga!
The only good one here
All these cosplay pics
Why can't I stop laughing?
Damn, josuke and jotaro look awesome in that.
Polpo is a fucking blob though
I wanna fuck that Josuke
Jotaro looks like a young Daniel Southworth
Josuke shouldn't be this cute.
So are the majority of anime convention attendants.
There's only one man that could cosplay Polpo:
I read the manga
after part 3
Josuke 4>Johnny>Jolyne>Josuke 8> Giorno
That Kira looks like a serial killer
Did you make sure to read 1 and 2 after?
went off a guess
9 times during the series during clutch life or death fights.
Either Joeseph is the smartest and most clever Joestar or he is lucky to the point he has a God-tier stand that just makes shit work.
Either way best Jojo.
is that a milf josuke
Are those just cardboard sunglasses
holy shit thats what thats supposed to be
well then it's really good cosplay
you will never remake humanity in glorious Araki aesthetic
I commend him for going with a budget costume
I am personally biased towards Queen so:
Killer Queen>Made in Heaven>Whitesnake>D4C>King Crimson>C-Moon
Gold Experience > Crazy Diamond >Tusk > Soft and Wet > Stone Free.
Hey, at least it's his real hair.
They all have totally unreasonable 'deductive reasoning'
aka they guess shit and it somehow works, but joseph definitely had moments where he figured shit out and came up with crazy ways to beat the enemy
When did he ever not?
All it takes is grooming and you'll be just as sexy.
FUCKING TENNIS BALLS
There's a special kind of irony when a Josuke cosplayer gets his bubbles taken from him
Koichi looks really cute in pajamas
Was Koichi's english exam actually english?
Do they learn english in Japan?
only JoJos I can match in height are Jolyne and Giorno
my options are get fit and then crossplay or get fit and somehow acquire a Giorno wig
being average sucks
love trains plays at work every night.
no matter how ruff the work was we all sing it happily
this is the world valentine wanted
Yes. It's common.
yeah. most students learn another language in high school these days
I think so. I know there's English exams in China.
At least that way you can throw them at people
tfw 6'4 but lack motivation to get /fit/ and cosplay Jotaro or Joseph
Or cosplay a different Jojo character of that height
Johnny isn't very tall either.
So did the author of Jojo envision it would be going on this long?
I am just finishing Stardust Crusaders but based on the anime of DiU it seems the entire tone of the story has changed. Also the female Jojo
s and gappy and all the others seem like he is just tossing out more and more random character models.
Is the story actually going somewhere or is he ass pulling for profit?
You could just cosplay as "new art style" Jonathan/Joseph/Jotaro
read and find out. faggot
Each Part is its own story. Don't worry too much about how it all flows together.
But do they actually LEARN it or is it like USA where you basically bluff your way through it because fuck it we're special?
parts are mostly self contained, and at most just make call backs or continuity to previous parts. Part 7 and 8 take place in an alternate universe to reinforce how there isn't really a grand scheme to jojo
Asian schools are rough man. You can't bluff through shit.
One of my friends went to elementary school in China and they resorted to physical punishment if they missed even one homework assignment.
It's more that he matures as a writer as the series goes on and he goes from writing generic shounen manga to something a little more nuanced
Jotaro and DIO are in 3 of them
its the same everywhere. you learn enough to pass exams but not enough to actually speak it
I mean more in the sense of "learn for the grade but functionally you can't speak or read worth shit".
See that is what I am afraid of.
Jon, Joe, and Jotaro's arcs all were intertwined. We even had the main Joestar of the 2nd act play a huge role in the 3rd reuniting them to face a foe introduced in the first act that killed the original Jojo.
It was all very exciting and built into a tremendous trilogy.
I see older Jotaro is in the 4th act and taking an active role but how does it thread from there? First 3 were an epic blood line driven saga with a definitive beginning and end with characters you cared about.
Does this go on or is each new Jojo just a fresh start with a loose 'aura of destiny' floating around.
Do we know how Araki comes up with stands?
Joseph is in 4
does some shrooms, watches superhero movies and writes down his ideas
by listening to music?
just because it's partially related doesn't mean it's pretty much it's own story.
gappy's shoes aren't fly enough
He has a stand himself.
part 1,2,3 are the worst parts of the series. though English onlys might argue stupid shit about part 5.
1,2,3 are the worst parts of the series
Nigger I will fight you. Give me your address. I will come and push your shit in.
Friend of mine did a pretty decent Masazo Kinoto. Made a prop Cheap Trick and everything (not visible here)
but as that guy said, at least you really feel the continuation of the joestar bloodline
Why was the OP different
I believe many of them have to learn to speak it properly if they want to get into better jobs and colleges.
I do agree with part 1 and 3 to be the worst parts but i really liked part 2
My personal theory:
Someone at David Pro dun goofed and replaced the OP by accident with the EDM one.
Name part that are worse that 1, 2, and 3
Just read, dude.
Don't take the first few parts as "the foundation/meaning of JoJo" or anything like that. You will find it much harder to appreciate any of the later parts, because they seem so different.
Just read each part for what it is.
I want LA gang fights with stands
Each Part has its own beginning, middle, and end. What don't you get?
Part 5 is relatively unrelated to everything, else while Part 6 continues DIO's legacy. Part 7 and 8 are in a reboot universe. Part 5 Jojo is all about waxing about fate, and Part 6 is a spunky teenage girl, but its still about the Joestars and their big tangle with the gay vampire and his beliefs.
Characters start getting considerably more fleshed out Part 7 onward, but that's when the "Joestar lineage" starts losing its importance IMO.
no "i refuse" pose
Really? All I can think of is 2, 3, and 4
when dirty otakus are sexualizing you on Sup Forums
they pretty much do except for giorno. and josuke is loosely connected as well. and the series switches universes anyways. the bloodline shit is one of the least important parts of jojo.
Part 6 was so fucking void of sense or direction that it ended the entire universe.
Hurr durr you need drugs to be creative
Check this 4
Is this really happening again
bloodline shit is one of the least important parts of jojo.
bloodline of jojo is shit
JOJO's Bizarre Adventure
Look if you want some generic "oh look at us we got super physic powers" shonen that is all peachy. If the title of the manga and original thrust was this was an ongoing continuation of the Joestar bloodline then you cannot just fucking chuck it and say it was irrelevant.
If it is then why even call it fucking Jojo's Bizarre adventure?
2 is only good because of 3-4 characters. literally 75% of relevant bad guys in that part are uninteresting. at least dio had the daddy shit.
God... damn it, user.
O shit nigger
part 8 and 7 are the best written parts and the fact that the character is a jojo doesn't matter. is the name jojo the only thing you think makes jojo different from other shonen? well it's technically seinen now anyway. but still.
Part 5's themes of accepting fate and making the best of it put it in the top 4
Got to admit, fucking digging that Will A. Zeppeli.
I like to think that in the end, wtih the reset, the only thing that changed was Pucci stopping existing, so Part 1 to 5 happened, only 6 didn't and every character in it got better lives (except F.F., she was too good for this world).
It helps me sleep at night.
first half of next week is Yukako fight
second half is rushed Tonio with only the first and last course
the only two fights i really didnt like were Wired Beck and Santana.
David's pacing may not always be the best, but no way it'd be this fucked.
not gonna happen
have faith, the second half of this arc is pretty meaty
THIS KILLS THE MISTA
Every Will I've seen has been at least pretty descent.
Yeah Echos 2 will most likely show up either at the halfway mark or afterwards.
first half is the rest of the fight
last half is the rest of all of Part 4 in a montage
DUBS CONFIRM DRUGFAGS ON 4WATCH
You are an awful person for even suggesting this.
they used the EDM version of the OP
I hope this isn't a trend.
I love that cover. Vitamin C user coloring is really rad to my art senses.
It won't be that nearly bad. We're almost halfway through the Yukako arc, after all.
Who is the character most likely to be the main antagonist of JJL, or has one been introduced yet?
But Tonio is in the OP. Now I wonder just how they'll change the OP's visuals to fit Fatty and others in the next few weeks.
tfw sas for joshuu will not have this head
hasn't been revealed yet. it'll be like OU Kira. the rockmen already emulate his hiding in pain sight.
Baby with hat and socks
SBR Angelo (Rock people etc.)
Some rock dude yet to be introduced
Gappy's half of Kira that survived
What if the EDM OP exists to signify an episode that runs too long for an ED?
I like your style
Glad I'm not the only one who thinks of this.
Why has the plot device for the past two Arcs been
Extraordinary item that does something nobody understands
somebody gains extraordinary powers that does stuff that makes 0 sense
this part got bad so fast
You can sleep at night knowing FF never got to experience truly being her own being?
not just one four but two
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!!!!????
item no one understands
that's just wrong.
nice bait though. made me reply
Must be the work of an enemy stand.
Not him, but how does DIO's bone turning into a green baby that can fusion dance with stands make any sense?
And let's not get started on the plant people.
Not sure if I want to believe you satan.
whoops of thought that was a part 8 cover. I'm retarded. duo's bone shit was strange.
still liked part 6 anyway. pucci's stands were all hits.
She appeared to die several times and each one of those hurt. She's the only character who has managed to do that to me.
But people seem happy in Ireneverse, so I guess its worth it, and when she died, F.F. seemed pretty satisfied with herself and everything else, I guess in the end she was truly her own being
DIO's literally perfect, you simpleton.
Fucking Human's, amiright?
Time acceleration more difficult to understand than GER or Crimson
Green baby hard to understand
I didn't remember Yukako having such amazing legs
OUTTA THIS THREAD
a lot of jojo girls have awesome legs
though to be fair made in heaven was explained pretty well. pucci literally explains it. but I though he was talking about part 8.
Fuck off Josephfags. It's clearly Jolyne
Turns her body into a mobius strip
Le ebin ruse JoJo probably doesn't even know what those are.
meteorite virus that enhances super natural ability because meteorites
bone that births a child through sacrifices that can only fuse with someone because reasons
stand that 'makes anything zero'
As far as I'm concerned, if Giorno wanted to he could just say "Oh well im going to use GER to turn the earth back to zero" and everything dies.
jotaro has a PhD
This. I like the EDM well enough but that was just jarring
fuses with someone because reasons
they are sleeper agent trigger words. I don't know how the baby was set to do that. but that's what happened there.
Keep up, he's talking about Joseph, who's just into real estate for some reason.
ALRIGHT, WE JUST NEED TO CALM DOWN AND ASSESS THE SITUATION.
Araki loves drawing female legs I swear.
tfw Joseph Joestar is Donald Trump
I know. but I'm just saying that jotaro is probably the most educated.
DIO's bone gives his stand something to manifest in, creating the green baby. Vampiric cells in the bone are host for green baby (?)
Imagine a starfish, if you rip off one of it's limbs it will reform to be a separate organism. In this way Dio is able to remove part of his body (bone) which remains alive due to his vampiric nature. The bone then essentially becomes the host for a new stand perse, one separate from DIO.
That's my headcanon/interpretation.
The fusion dance is "why not, i guess" to me, i have no real explanation besides that it can just do that.
Then why was the baby immune to sunlight?
It was a plant?
I don't think straightup education was very elevant to whatever those anons were discussing.
The best way that i can explain the sacrifices is that in the same way DIO sucked blood to heal his headwound the bone needed to absorb blood to "heal" into the green baby.
Relevant, I mean.
I could watch a whole series of just Josuke and Okuyasu goofing around
Why were Dio's kids immune to sunlight?
If i wanted to get really convoluted i could say that green baby manifests itself around the bone, thereby shielding it from sunlight
ill wake up any second now..
while rarely mentioned in some studies. it's fairly basic college level stuff. and jotaro seems like a real sharp dude. his stand is just a straight forward type that doesn't really need fancy stuff to work. could partly explain why his daughter is pretty creative with here relatively weak stand.
Human/Vampire hybrid? Best of both worlds.
Plus, DIO used Jonathan's body to knock girls up.
He still had DIO head blood though.
Doesn't that factor into sperm production or something?
do you think araki cared? are you really going to argue about theoretical biology?
vampirism isn't carried by sperm cells
drugies on suicide watch
okuyasu will never use The Hand to kiss a girl
Same, best Bros.
Just because you have a blood transfusion doesnt mean you'll be having other people's kids
How do you know user?
Or should I say DIO?
HOW MANY KIDS HAVE YOU HAD?
If she tries to run he can just teleport her back
Tie between this
Well, I mean, it's obvious Donatello and Giorno inherited Dio's traits. Blond hair doesn't naturally run in the Joestar family unless it's an AU, and even then it's dubiously blond. Could be red for all we know.
Anyway, why wouldn't they carry Dio's vampirism then? They can inherit all his other traits, but not the biggest thing about him. Are they all Dhampirs or something? Is that why Ungalo looks weird
in a curiously attractive way?
I'm sorry I just have to explain everything to your enemy
I liked that fight desu
this was a cool stand with awful design
giorno changed his hair color. and you know genes are taken from the mother as well right?
Dragon's Dream > Survivor.
dragon's dream was a great idea, but poorly executed.
Isn't the worse stand the one that litterally requires you to die for it to activate?
Well, the stand itself was pretty good at least.
The dying part just sucks.
Not if you're a spiteful guy with nearly nothing to live for.
Notorious BIG or Highway to Hell
they are usually some of the strongest stands in the series. the users just get fucked.
You must have failed biology
Acquired characteristics is a defunct theory that died well over 200 years ago
I meant in terms of stands. Gold Expierence looks too much like The World to be simple coincidence. Stand's are inherited too. Holly and Johnathan had HermPurp stand vines like Joseph. Boom Boom senpai had the same stand but different variations of it.
Even as a Requiem, GER resembles The World.
You have to be somehow bad in the head to have on of these i suposse
I'm almost sure Notorious B.I.G. kind of worked like Ebony Devil, where it gets stronger when the user is hurt/pissed off
It probably got as strong because the user was, well, fucking murdered without a fight
Highway to hell
requires user to be suicidal
somehow by coincidence
The user has to die to activate it
No idea if you would even have it
Sicker than your average
you will never get jailhouse locked in miu miu's house and chill as a house husband
I made a 3rd version because I'm a fucking autist and couldn't stand how static the second half is
Hora it's Diavolo kitty~
E... Why? (itai...)
Kira is just a huge S
the only thing that GE and The world have in common is that they are fucking yellow user. come on. and holly's stand and jotaro look nothing alike. josuke and Josephs looks nothing alike. stone free and star platnium have nothing in common. and the higashikatas stands have nothing I common except thin arms.
Little Jolyne hailing to the Fuhrer
Are we here just to suffer?
Gold Experience looks too much like The World
literally WHAT the fuck are you talking about?
Star Platinum, Crazy Diamond, and Stone free are all punchy ghosts
Joseph and Holly are vines
Watch guys, the asteroid will be here any second now!
aaaany second now
whoops misdirected it
Higashikatas have "King" in their names, thin arms, and similar faces. They also have a toy motif going on.
Stone Free looks like Star Platinum, just a lot less defined and female. The colors are the same though.
Star Platinum has Hermit Purple's purple in it's color scheme, so does Crazy Diamond. CD also has sorta similar patterns to HP on it.
Stand ABILITIES don't have to be the same, but appearances definitely recall the others in the family. GE does sorta resemble Stone Free too, because Johnathan was a contributor, not a lot, but some.
GER also gets time fucking abilities like The World. It's different though.
Why won't anyone take my little metal balls seriously
moving goal posts
stone free has more in common with hierophant green. and crazy d looks extremely similar to the world. the point is you can't draw relation with stand design unless araki or the material explicitly says so.
The colors are the same though.
sure in one palette
there aren't canon colors, especially for star platinum
POST DANKEST JOJO
Autism ladies and gentlemen
To whoever was posting the con pics earlier, my friend went too. Heres a pic she sent me of the most cringe inducing Jonathan I have ever seen.
no weegnez :D
not bad though
Cancer and autism
who else acen here
red eyes like Dio
vampire teeth like Dio
evil like Dio
Okay Araki, we're just supposed to pretend this little shit isn't one of Dio's kids?
That Josuke's hair is legitimately shit
that valentine hair is pretty nice
needs gloves though
Holy shit, that Jonathan
Fat Diavolo makes my dick sad. Atleast Doppio was cute
stone free looks like a less defined SP
stupid, look at their fucking face
mentioning sp's colors.
part 4 fucks your shit up.
crazy d has the same colors as hp
lol your color blind.
part 8 stands looking similar.
hato's looks nothing like the rest of her family's.
i want to hang out with that doppio and maybe fool around a little under some blankets
This cat can defeat Valentine ?
how come nigger likes jojo
I seriously don't get why this is a thing. It won't stop me from fapping to it, but the pairing confuses me nonetheless.
that nero cosplayer on the right
what the fuck is wrong with diego
the johnny on the very left is super cute/pretty
This F.F. isn't that bad.
Why are Gyro so FAAAAAAAAAAAT
Why are Part 7 fans always the biggest fags?
Jotaro is pretty good besides the shoes
Jolynes are great
Why did Jonathan ate Dio?
Jotaro looks like a real dad.
Johnny in the middle is the best
I swear to christ if I have to see this tennis ball fucker one more time
Here's another pic with her in it, along with autism josuke.
Remember that hamburger you ate for lunch?
It was I, Dio!
that diego's tits
when your heart's beat is razor sharp after walking up stairs
all those josephs
need a reaction image of those
i'd watch an arc with them
BLOOD FOR THE BREAD GODS
furries in the background
Holy shit Johnny has a 24 head
Josuke looks like Danny from Grease
where's the hot pants cosplayers
... Furry Shaggy? What the fuck?
"Hey Scoob, wanna touch my jinkies?"
RUH ROH SHAGGY
I think it's that Zootopia furry movie. Doesn't really help the situation.
they're yellow so that means there is a heavy similarity
What are you saying? If Giorno has no biological relation to Dio, he can't be Dio's son. Actually, none of them can be Dio's sons. They're all Jonathan's kids.
If they were other Joestars, did we see birthmarks on them? I can't remember. But anyway, they wouldn't be Dio's kids in that case. They weren't biologically his if he didn't have much part in their birth and it was all Johnny.
Huh that'd be cool actually. Dio's only real "son" would be the baby then, huh? Or was that actually from Johnathan's body too? I can't remember. Part 6 was confusing as shit after Pucci arrived.
Still, why call them Dio's kids if they weren't really Dio's kids?
Diego has tits AND a boner...
I recognize that Gappy
are you him user, how's the con?
you wont fuck any of the girl jojo cosplayers
You make it sound so fucking trivial, Jesus Christ.
You're not fooling anyone with half a brain here.
I thought the thing on Gappy's chest was a round slice of watermelon at first
Giorno: Jonathan's son because he's cool
Donatello and the rest are Dio's sons cause they are fuckups
Jonathan traded in the hamon for just the ham
o shit waddup
I've always thought that GE was stroking Giorno's pony tail in this picture
o shit waddup
o shit waddup
Too many fucking Josephs.
o shit waddup
well it's an easy costume
that many kaks
Joseph is literally the easiest cosplay I can think of
Buy khakis, yellow polo, a wide brimmed hat, and some leather shoes.
Or was that actually from Johnathan's body too?
If I recall correctly, DIO gave Pucci the bone before Jotaro killed him, so it was still Jonathan's body. I don't blame him though, I woudn't want to be related to these genetic failures.
Not enough Stroheim cosplays
You misunderstand, Dio's genetic material could have definitely ben in the sperm but that in no way gives Giorno vampirism. If i get a disease that makes my teeth brittle it wont be passed to my children. If i grow a third arm because of some freaky fictional radiation incident my children wont have the arm. Giorno does not have his mother's or his father's blood in him, he has his own. The blood that sustained him in the womb was his mother's until he began to produce his own. Essentially, even if it WAS DIO's own dick and balls it wouldn't have made a difference. His children would still need the mask to become vampires, that or DIO could give them his blood.
gloves and armbands too but that's trivial
I love that Josuke
oh shit waddup?
We've seen enough, my dude.
Dio was the one that fucked their moms. It just so happened that the body he did it with had Jonathan's DNA, but that body had belonged to Dio for like 100 years at that point. Think of it more like Dio gaining Joestar genes similar to how Pucci and Weather got them after C-Moon awakened.
every fucking time
just noticed that guy on the left with duct tape across his bare chest
Someone said class rep girl looked like Jolyne so I made a little edit
Thanks for that image. I didn't want to go to sleep anyways.
Technically they're all Jonathan's sons because it was his body, not Dio's.
It's weird how you can have a badass kid and three losers.
It's not like they WEREN'T cool characters though, it's just like everything else in Part 6. Poorly handled concepts. Bohemian Rhapsody, Underworld, and Sky High were all awesome stands, but they weren't realy utilized in good ways. Donatello's "fight" was boring, Ungalo was "meh" and mostly relied on freaking out people with Bohemian Rhapsody but got a shitty resolution and Ungalo was left brain dead because of SHEER FAILURE, and who was Rikiel again?
Looks like it's holding a mic.
squat on my dick
nice job user
makes me realize SO's anime artstyle will have to be much harder lines, looks way too goofy/light hearted
no Achtung babies
you don't know that
wrong part anyway
Clarification of illness and producing offspring, nine times out of ten it only affects the child if it's the mother's problem.
It's because old Joseph has the benefits of being
the simplest cosplay outfit
the most tame/"least homo" outfit
Old Joseph cosplay is literal safari man
Holy shit Yukako's leg is like a fucking brontosaurus
holy shit that's supposed to be koichi?
I thought it was Shigechi
Same here, too thicc to make the connection
What's the best Jojo cosplay for a swole manlet who never learned?
Part 6 jotaro
but how to invisible?
I'M A FAIRY
DON'T YOU BELIEVE IN FAIRIES?
this really works!!
1. find a gun
2. kill yourself
Just put on some huge sunglasses, wear some lipstick, and wear a baby costume
For some reason I feel bad for autism Josuke.
Lose the muscle and go as Kira
But user, that's a Thunder McQueen cosplay.
Get fat and cosplay Shigechi.
We all do, user.. we all do.
I thought Harvest and Bad Company were two of the coolest stands from a utility standpoint.
If Bad Company had Harvest's ranged or if harvest had Bad Companies destructive power they'd be OP as hell. If you were an ambush fighter or a recon scout type.
Harvest already was OP. Shigechi is literally retarded, and still almost beat Josuke.
Koichi on roids
Bad Company riding Harvest like horses.
here's the only one i have
is that a guy
If you can't tell, they succeeded.
Don't care. Would still fuck.
Was Harvest given E rank precision because his user was retarded or something? It seems like the little dudes were precise enough.
look up Haddock sayings
one of them is Road Roller
Could Hot Pants use her stand to give herself a dick?
Implying stand stats have meaning.
Go away Gyro
page 9 no new thread
you madmen really did it
she doesn't already have one
Doujin circles get on this pls
fuck i dunno
is anyone even up right now?
Usually new threads don't get made for a while this time of night.