I cant remember the last time I rooted for a girl this much. You go girl, get that D!
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Her lower lip bothers me so much...
Gotta get that manlet D somehow.
D S L
this shit thread
Some people will be so disappointed that she becomes a minor character
Kind of funny how her part 8 counterpart ended up being a complete slut.
DICK SUCKING LIPS
le so funny xD
Man this anime and its love for dsl's man.
He's a Zeppeli, that's a given.
Just imagine when it gets to Stone Ocean.
Hazamada is Sup Forums incarnate.
Turned his stand into his crush
Tried to fuck it
Sounds about right.
you forgot the best part
couldnt go through with it because she was too annoying (surface copies the personality too)
Couldnt deal with 3DPD.
And even if he could convince it to fuck him
I am wood
I dont think convincing it is a problem. It seems to follow orders like any other stand.
But yeah, unless he put a flesh light in that thing there wouldnt be anything to stick his dick in.
Was Speedwagon gay for Johnathan?
Are you gay for me?
Josuke's and Koichi find Surface in Hazamada's locker
"J-Josukue, what is that thing on it's crotch?"
"I don't know, let me just get a closer..."
WHEN ARE WE GONNA EAT OUT AN ITALIAN FUCK
o-only if you want to, s-senpai...
I really don't get why this arc is so beloved on Sup Forums.
Now all I can think of is that doujun with Tonio and Okuyasu
It was pure manly admiration and friendship. Not gay at all.
I imagine they wanted to change it up a bit because of Yukako. Dunno, I actually liked it.
she looks like that nigga from initial d
This is a girl
SHE'S MY GIRL
I want to fuck that girl.
This is best girl
It's a surprising break from the established formua, in which Araki makes fun of the main characters and implictly the reader, for being paranoid about THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF THE ENEMY STAND.
Writer successfully subverts his premise, that's it.
you will never use your stand to turn Koichi into your personal fuccboi
Was the I feel you deeply scene i nthis episode?
I LOVE THE NEW BEAT IN THE OP
I still like the old one too
FULL VERSION WHERE?
I wouldn't mind seeing her masturbate.
Kosaku Kawajiri Kira > Bowie Kira > Jojolion Kira > >>>>>>> Dead Man's Questions
All Kiras are great
Why do his bubbles have stars on them?
It's a refreshing change of pace from the 'manime' of the previous arcs, and it sets the tone for the rest of the series becoming and increasing mindfuck.
Also everyone loves a good murder mystery.
show is called Jojo
most episodes have been about Koichi
How fucked is your perception of reality?
JJL Kira is unambiguously the best. Not only was he a hero, he loved his mom, wasn't a serial killer, and he wasn't as autistic as the regular Kira (I mean, he still was, but he at least kept it under control.)
Fuck that five DIOS nonsense. We need five Kiras in the next Jojo game.
I'm bored, so I'll spoonfeed your ass.
I need porn
He also has a cute sister
What if SBR Tonio was the next Jojo?
READ NIGGA, READ.
Kira is a good guy and a sailor
His cute imouto is named Nijimura
Had you told me this years before Jojolion started, I would have called it dumb deviantart OC fanfiction nonsense.
Nijimura is probably a fake name
Guys, the new Jojo protagonist is going to be Kira, who is a sailor, and notJosuke fused together.
Nah, that's fucking stupid.
Either way it's bizarre. If I told my past self about Jojolion, he would've called bullshit.
Araki is a goddamn genius. No one can ever predict his shit.
What makes Jojo so great?
Jojo is half Kira, half notJosuke
Also there are notPillarmen with stands.
All of this honestly sounds like one of those "what do you want to see in the next part" ideas posted here.
Well, to be fair, all they have in common with Pillarmen is rock physiology, and it works differently.
so when does the story stop being shit?
What are some Stands that could potentially be OP as fuck, but aren't because their users are shit?
In my opinion, the way the story is structured.
Breaking up each part with its own unique setting, stories and cast of characters helps it feel fresh despite being older than almost any other shonen.
Countless other shonen titles feels like they drag, but with each Jojo part we get a self-contained conclusion that actually feels like a conclusion instead of a lead into generic tournament arc #3456.
The Hand is the obvious one.
Jonathan dies on a burning ship
Joseph probably died of old age
Jotaro gets his head split open
Jolyne gets killed by gay priest
Johnny gets rocked
How will Gappy die?
Once Kira is introduced
better than the original.
How does Josuke die?
Nut King Call
Idiots always get the best stands.
Gappy will die of having way too much pussy.
Did Chan X fix the flickering thing yet?
He has four balls user. I'm sure he can handle it.
Bohemian Rapsody and Made in Heaven
This. Well, one could argue that the crazy and often creative usage of power is a major perk, but the thing is that Jojo 'reinvent' with new characters, a new setting and a new plot at every arc and thus avoid becoming stale and repetitive.
Old Gappy is a sidekick in part 9
What's her head game like?
Vanilla Ice killed 2 protagonists....
Attempting to disturb someone's quiet life.
I doubt there was any way of taking more advantage of Bohemian Rhapsody than Ungalo did
They fucked up her face so bad lmao
she used to be cute in the manga
They also fucked Yukako's face, she's supposed to look intimidating at all times, even when she's cute
damn that was great, you hardly ever seen eye movement like that in anime
If the part 6 anime has these colors then my eyes might not die from looking at all the neon-bright colors from the manga.
What about the opposite? Stands that should be pretty weak, but are made OP because their users are just that good?
Dissabling fanfiction characters would be a great imporovement.
Ungaro sees Put Back
Ungaro creates his own OC Donut Steel to combat Put Back. It's power is that "it is the strongest thing ever, no other character that is to be created in the past, present and future can defeat it, not even characters that are created to specifically defeat it can defeat it. It can also defeat every other stand user in the universe, no exceptions."
Makes it so it follows his every command like a stand.
Ungaro now has a legit punchghost more broken than GER and Tusk.
You need to realize that Koichi it's the protag of part 4 just like Polnareff was the protag of part 3 and Buccelati was the protag of part 5
JoJolion's last crew member will be SBR Rohan, Rockman Kishibe.
A lot of part 6 stands go under this category.
Jolyne comes to mind specifically. She'd make Joseph proud.
arguably Sticky Fingers
at least the final battle was still mostly Josuke vs Kira
Cream Starter could potentially be comparable to Vitamin C in a shorter range
Vanilla Ice never figured out he was a vampire and walked into sunlight because a pointy haired man called him a fag.
He was just lucky. Cream is dangerous as fuck. He could've killed them all, but Polnareff baited him to death.
Goes beyond merely reading memories and forcing commands
Can give people skills and such, and even cause reality bending shit like causing people to fly away like what happened to Koichi.
User can even use it on himself
There's nothing to prevent Rohan from being a god. Instead, he just chooses to continue writing shitty shonen manga.
PINK DARK BOY IS NOT SHIT
It still was OP as fuck and used to its full potential
Koichi is my favorite character of part 4.
Sticky Fingers for sure
I mean all it can really do is punch things make zippers but Buccellati but uses it to go full Indiana Jones and shit
Araki didn't want Rohan to be a boring character, so Rohan reasoning for that is his experiences "wouldn't be real" or something like that
Will David redraw this photo in the Part 5 anime or will he leave it like that?
fuck off Hazamada
Star Platinum as well
There won't be a direct Rohan analog but rockman mangaka is all but confirmed so I won't be surprised if that'll be a late addition to the team like Wekapipo
A thousand tournament arcs
Latest arc is a blatant rip-off of stands after the author was "inspired" after his visit to his hometown
MC is a blatant ripoff of Android 15 from DBZ.
Rohan-sensei really lost his touch. And there wasn't a single naked chick in the last few chapters.
Yet he can't stop himself from getting blown up
Did Avdul always had metallic trousers?
It irritates me that people say Nut King has to be absolutely op just because it's similar to Sticky Fingers. SF was weak but Buccellati was smart and creative, while Joshuu is a retard and it seems like even Hato has a better grip of her stand than he does, there's no way he'll ever come close.
He let himself get blown up on purpose to gain experience on what blowing up actually feels like.
He was too busy thinking about Koichi's dick to write "I won't blow up" on himself
probably redraw it, it would just look too weird
Metal diaper. And yes.
I wouldn't discredit Joshuu just yet. Pesci was a complete fuckup with his stand until Prosciutto gave him the motivation to use it better, and then Beach Boy almost killed Buccelati. Joshuu's gonna use NKC in really damn creative ways.
He used to wear a dress and then he switched to a chastity belt
If he gets out of the sewers that is.
Joshuu and Daiya are just comic relief or at best Fungami/Gwess-style one-off allies, especially if Hato will get more relevant. Otherwise the cast will be bloated.
Arc after Hato vs. Damo is titled Joshuu's Bizarre Adventure.
Joshuu meets SBR Reimi in the sewers, who was murdered by Rock people.
SBR Reimi is actually Flashback Man
B E S T G I R L
Koichi-kun, why are you shitposting in an internet imageboard instead of doing your homework?
So you really are as lazy as your friends say, huh?
Hato won't get more relevant, she'll be a minor antagonist when Joubin comes back. I doubt Joshuu will be a comic-relief character with a stand like NKC, at most he'll be like Okuyasu.
blowjob pics never
Do they have hot ghost sex? Does Joshuu/Reimi become canon? Cause it better.
Their love would be purer than Yasuho's and Gappy's.
Well there's one
Knowing Rohan, this is probably true
NKC is not a strng stand, it's less versatile than Sticky Fingers and Joshuu sure as hell isn't Bruno.
Also why the fuck would Hato be an antagonist, are you such a delusional joshuufag you think any supporting character who's not him will turn on Gappy? Will Kyo be the big bad then? Or is it Tsurugi?
Well, we need more.
We need enough pics of her to the point that she's orally pleasured every character in the cast, from Hazamada to Tomoko
Joshuu actually finds someone who would love him
The ghost teaches Joshuu to be a better man.
And then he immediately jobs in the next fight he gets into.
Why are you posting a rotting corpse?
It involves Yukako with a dick.
Tsurugi is the big bad
So that's why he wants to keep Iwasuke. He knows it's the dog that's been giving stands to whatever it bites.
He's going to pull a Diavolo and grow into Flashback Man!
Or it could be that she planted her hairs into another guy's pubes.
Ungaro sees Put Back
He was thousands of feet in the air.
That's not a problem, user.
It's a hypothetical scenario.
It makes me wish I got to eat italian food that great.
What do you mean it's less versatile than Sticky Fingers? We've barely seen it used, it might even be more versatile. All we know for certain is that it can unbolt and re-attach anything, it could have even more uses in the future.
And to answer your question, Kyo has more reason to join Gappy because she's against the higashikatas and is partially related to Gappy. She's still gonna get killed by Joubin though.
Tsurugi will probably stay with Joubin when the family splits, his liking for Yasuho won't be enough to convince him to betray his own father.
Hato being a minor antagonist is more of a guess than anything but if Norisuke does die I doubt she'll forgive Gappy for literally being the cause of all the rockmen invading the Higashikata mansion
Seriously, people are dismissing Joshuu as a character way too easily just because of someone who shitposts him. Joshuu isn't a convential character and just because of that people don't think he'll be a major ally, or a brojo, but he has the most potential for development out of all the cast. He's a spoilt brat who hated Gappy for coming into his house, taking his room and also stealing his love interest but after Shakedown Road it was shown that Joshuu could have clear, actual reasonable thoughts when he was talking about how Gappy wasn't a bad guy. Joshuu and Gappy will mirror Okuyasu and Josuke, they both start off as enemies but after some conflict and chance to bro-up with eachother, they'll genuinely become competent allies.
Yo what figure is this?
No, it's Diavolo.
Thanks asshole but I wanted to know what King Crimson this is. Like the company and shit.
Okyasu never attempted to rape someone though, and Hato's closer to the "idiot with a golden heart" archetype Araki seems to love. Joshuu might get relevant but it's perfectly justified to dismiss people who claim he'll suddenly become Gappy's best friend, most valuable ally and a skilled fighter. Especially since this part already has a brojo whether you want it or not, and it's Yasuho. Hell, Norisuke's closer to being a brojo than Joshuu will ever have a chance to be.
Its called a joke, dude.
I will erase everyone who didn't vote for Shinobu
It's the SAS, I'm not sure what this blue recolor is called but they did both KC and Diavolo in this color scheme.
come on, user
Maybe chceck the names of characters before you make a poll, just a suggestion on my part
Just reposting it
It's an SAS of King Crimson, version blue.
Joshuu didn't try to rape Yasuho though, he was being a complete dumbass interpreting the situation wrong but when he realized what was happening he froze up. He wouldn't have fucked Yasuho right then.
Hato's barely been relevant at all until this most recent chapter, Joshuu doesn't NEED to fit into the Okuyasu archetype though since it's part 8, but he does bear some similarities.
I see Yasuho more as the Koichi of this part instead of the Brojo, and honestly we have no clue how long part 8 will be, and what could happen in it. Part 8 is VERY different compared to all the other parts, and it's finally reached a turning point since Damo's arrival in the household. It's not too much of a stretch to imagine that a solid part 8 crew may be formed now, and when it happens we'll see. It's Araki of all people, if he wants Joshuu to be made into the brojo he'll somehow find a way.
Creator here, I made it with the intention of futa yakoko , cuz I'm a degenerate but yeah, it could easily be just some pubes or whatever
That's the beauty of art. It has many interpretations.
Can you draw more of lips-chan? It's pretty good.
Futako interpretation's hotter.
Draw more Futako/Lip Girl senpai
Not him but why do you defend Joshuu in every single thread, is this a pasta I didn't know about or do you genuinely identify with this fucker?
Down syndrome lad?
Thank you, anon-kun.
I'm still waiting on that Koichi pic Do you mean Koichi sucking on Yukako's cock?
Yeah, I'm working on a new one now
Yukako is love.
My best friend!
if you meant for it to be futa why is the speech bubble coming from the side?
crazy noise bizarre town torrent is out
my internet blocks torrents
Is there a different file host site for it? Whoever did the work to block this shit did it well.
You've probably got me confused with the faggot who keeps saying "Joshuu is the best part 8 character." I defend his character because people oversimplify him as nothing more than a joke character. It's not an unrealistic thing to speculate that he might turn out to be the biggest part 8 ally. Honestly I mostly defend him now because I don't want him to be dismissed as a meme character like fucking Teru when he might actually be one of this part's best written characters.
So what's our chance of the dancing portion of the OP adding characters from RHCP to SHA?
Joseph and Shizuka
Reimi and Arnold
Kira takes the place of Jotaro, as if he just wandered onto the set
I approve of this
Joseph and Shizuka
That would be adorable.
Kira takes the place of Jotaro, as if he just wandered onto the set
I think this is the least likely. For some reason, I can't imagine the big bad just waltzing in like that unless it was a finale or something. Especially if he is replacing Japan's favorite Jojo.
Are you in uni, perhaps?
I think it'll just be replaced with a new OP after Akira
Adding more characters would mess up the synchronization with the song
They blocked zbigz. They went all out now.
The OP was different for Dio, right? It should be different for the other big bads too.
When Kira gets Bites the Dut, the OP loops.
When Diavolo appears, the OP skips.
After Pucci gets MiH, the OP goes faster.
SBR plays a different OP entirely after we see the President's stand.
SBR plays a different OP entirely after we see the President's stand.
It changes to this:
The intro melts when Vitamin C shows up
SBR plays a different OP entirely after we see the President's stand.
Everyone is Valentine.
I just pictured Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town with Valentine dancing everywhere.
Is it bad I want to
hug this boy?
Vitamin C is going to be a bitch to anime, if we ever get to it
Or they just replace the characters already dancing.
That's a girl.
I swear to god it's impossible not to think Narancia is a girl when reading part 5 for the first time.
can you do a double blowjob with her and yukako?
ED is I Melt With You by Modern English.
didnt joseph eyes were green?
Why does Joseph have to take care of the invisible baby?
Probably a one that is a big faggot.
Is ASB good
No ASB isn't good.
THEY ALL ARE.
Is this actually getting made or are you just now asking for it?
Josuke and Okuyasu have them too
to trick Josuke into thinking he's a good dad
ASB is anime done right.
mfw Josuke steals his wallet anyway
the baby only likes him
I think it's temporary until Yukako's arc is over
She was really cute with her hair cut like this though. Okuyasu knows what he is doing.
Cheats against Rohan in a game
This results in Rohan's house bursting into flames
Makes Joseph responsible for the invisible baby
Fucks around with Shigechi
A literal madman
My guesses are that they are going to switch both OPs back and forth every now and then
Part 1 is my favorite part.
Part 9 is my favorite part.
Part 12.5 is my favorite arc of Part 928346u2y63rsw
All I can think about when watching part 4 is Duwang.
The Sun and Wheel of Fortune were my favorite arcs
I liked part 5's old scans and translations
She has a bald spot on the back of her head though
the only version of CNBT available is the edm remix
Part 1, 3, and 6 are the only canon arcs
To add to his collection of kids
Dire is not a well-written character.
Could Shining Diamond
Stands are worse than Ripple
Steel Ball Run and Jojolion are not jojo
it can't fix things taken away by Cream the same way it can't fix things taken away by the Hand
He couldn't fix anything erased by the Hand so I doubt he can fix Abdul (who is dead roughly a decade earlier).
Giorno is the most interesting and well developed JoJo
Eyes of Heaven is the best JoJo game and deserves a sequel
Part 3 was very well-written and handled Stand users fantastically.
Highway to Hell is the best stand of all time.
I wish it had more great and memorable villains from SDC and less allies from parts 5-8
Kakyoin is not evil.
I unironically believe this to be desu.
Notorious B.I.G as well.
Valentine and Kira are terrible villans
Maybe when there's no ED?
Part 7 is a massive letdown. Transferring into a seinen magazine was a mistake
Kars was the most interesting villain
It's adventurous and dramatic. It's a romance.
I would be her friend and help her overcome the pain of losing her hair.
Weather Report was not a stupid name
user we're making jokes, why are you stating facts?
What if Kira had a foot fetish instead?
You're not wrong about the first bit but Part 8 is GOAT
Its time to stop posting.
What if Kira had a woman fetish instead?
What if Kira had a toothbrush fetish instead?
Jonathan has more though. He'll always be the best. Even his kids are the best.
This triggers me so hard
You forgot to mention she is practically Jotaro.
Implying that Stell ball GOD is bad
Diavolo is a good villain, he is even better than Funny Valentine
I was thinking more of that cats paw on the keyboard instead of Frank.
Have another meme in return, then.
But it's true.
It's true though. They technically ARE his kids.
His body = His sperm = His sons.
That's true though and only contrarians pretend otherwise.
Would that kind of body horror mean a black screen? It's disturbing but it's not exactly gore.
DIO's dick now.
I think you mean Mista
I never said they weren't actually his kids
They trigger me because Jonathan doesn't deserve this
EVERYTHING'S COMING UP KIRA
No, this is the best couple.
Jonathan indeed doesn't deserve to be called the father of kids who participated in interesting stories
Parts 1-3 are the best because they are the manliest
not Okuyasu and Lips
Jojo stops being good after part 3 because the characters stop being muscular
There's something very off-putting about the way Koichi looks on this page.
In part 3 jotaro doesn´t know he can stop time and thinks his stand doesn´t have any abilities except for being insanely strong, but still manages to get out of difficult situation because he´s smart
Still Jonathan's body. He's the real father of Ungalo, Rikiel, Donatello, and Giorno. The Green Baby too I think?
DIO's dick now.
It's the Stroheim hair.
He's fucking tiny
Hey Sup Forums, do you have a tissue?
He's completely correct.
He is but I couldn't finish Vento Aureo. I hate those side characters like Narancia and their faggy dance.
This thing is awesome.
I really don't see how Phantom Blood can be anyone's number 1.
[spoiler[His hair looks like a sideways tire.[/spoiler]
Having taste this shit
Koichis is just a regular figure
It's the manliest part.
But honestly, if people like PB for being manly they could just stick with Fist of the North Star.
I feel like soft & wet could potentially be a lot more op. Maybe it will happen later on but couldn't he just end up taking away your life or something like that that would make you just die instantly?
Soft & Wet has no defined limit. It can steel everything from concepts (i.e sound from a wall or friction on the floor) to entire people.
I daresay its powers are more vaguely defined than Gold Experience.
It can't take thinks that are too abstract
It's just amazing is why. It's hammy as fuck and it's okay with it. Part 2 is also the greatest because it reflects a bit on the hamminess and has Joseph, but 1 is just unique.
for what purpose? may as well get a SAS with that kind of money
Dios dick and Dios body now. Dios body looks nothing like Jonathans. Its like when ACDC takes whatshisfaces arm. Remember how he says it'll fill out?
Jonathans body only has the birthmark left. Its basically all Dio otherwise.
Hato and Yotsuyu were simply lifted.
Faggots trying to make it into a meme.
It's as shit as the rest of what's left of Part 4.
Well, this was a good discussion for about 200 posts, and then the memers completely took over. Great job, Sup Forums.
The ending will feature Gappy stealing all of Morioh to avoid a meteorite brought by AU Planet Waves.
No one ever knows.
Its every manly ass manga from the 80s condensed into one. Theres nothing unique about it aside from the ending.
People say Surface was the worst arc of part 4.
I'd argue that was Cinderella.
I'm kind of mad, at the end of OP4 Jotaro breaks a perfectly good mirror and doesn't even pay.
What's Lips-chan's stand?
It is stupid, but I love it anyway. Jojolion is the craziest shit.
I fucking hate people who post spongebob. Like its not even funny.
Can Part 4 be summed up as
What if you lived in a perfectly normal town and then all of a sudden some guy just gives everyone superpowers?
Then why does it have it's own stand?
It still wasn't his. It was close, but he had his sons before it became his fully. They were still Jonathan's. Why weren't they vampires if they were Dio's sons?
Real name: Wes Bluemarine
Why even bother giving him a 'real name'
its what the negress who stole him named him
If Cheap Trick is any indication he can't directly use it on himself or it would at least hurt like hell.
my name sounds like Weather
so people call me Weather Report
Spongebob is shit famtachi.
Because that's how he was known before he lost his memory? Why not?
a stand bound to her lips. She cann form a perfect seal upon anything she plants them upon, and suck out the inside of that object with considerable force.
I like seeing Josuke and Joseph hang out in the arcs after Achtung Baby.
In the spin offs, Rohan did use it on himself. He rewrote his own memories about his grandmother or something like that.
Spongebob is for Trumblr
I am in love
I want to go balls deep in her mouth
Does Lips-Chan have nice hands
So is JoJo.
Not him, but it's sometimes a JoJo goldmine.
What subs do you guys use for this show? Tired of not knowing what the OP's lyrics are.
Koichi isn't 2/3 the height of everyone else
Not really into these figures. They seem overpriced, too.
Josuke's hair is shit!
In this pic she looks like Hayato
I don't know why but this terrified me as a youngin
Probably one of the most famous.
Leave it to Sup Forums to focus on waifus in a Jojo adaptation
it's not even a good waifu, shit's worse than the Anne obsession which was already horrible
I bet so.
you will never see her suck on her fingers
then her whole hand
and then she's facefucking herself with her whole forearm
Lips girl is the new Teru
More like the new Poorchan.
You can tell Araki had 3 older sisters. His female characters all have a strong temper, and many have guts, valor and initiative, even tertiary female characters.
Please. Lips girl isn't nearly as bad.
I hope they keep Kira's pun in the anime.
Giving a shit when some bitch spills her coffee
I think he's talking about that one background character from Madoka?
What a weirdo. I love him.
Post that panel where he says he doesn't want to go the gym because a bunch of sweaty guys touch the equipment with their masturbation hands
Kira got a lot more handsome during Sheer Heart Attack
Does this even make sense in Japanese? What was the original text?
also post that pic where it's just the "Do you like Huey Lewis and the news" edit?
How long do you think these seven pages of gay vampire bastard child rage felt to Cioccolata?
Is Baoh a meme now?
Got ya senpai.
EWW, user, your semen is disgusting!
That I don't have.
Do you want it to be?
This looks like a shitty game
Am I correct in my assumption
Literally scribbles and everyone is fawning over it. For one you didn't even get the lips big enough.
It may be shitty, but it has every playable character you could imagine.
The police officers eaten by Dio
Those three fucking knights mentioned in name only that completed the rings challenge
people fall in love with a tertiary character who is bald
then maybe Lips shouldn't have been so got tier, or Yukako shouldn't have been so shit.
Do you think Araki had this beatdown planned for Fugo at first?
Brat B is my main.
Mine is Eijkman, because he has the physique of a part 1 character but the face of a part 5 character.
I could see that
Jesus fuck imagine if Fugo and Ciocaolata were in the same area even for a little bit. That's horseman of the apocalypse-tier plague right there.
I can't get over those fucking disco lights and that music.
Yukako is life
This reminds me
That baby technically became a Joestar right? Imagine a female Joestar that was raised by a senile Joseph and can turn invisible.
not Lips chan
Cioccolata's hair is somehow even worse than Josuke's
Well, Jolyne was pretty invisible, to Jotaro anyway.
Yukako isn't even best girl of part 4.
A ghost and a house-wife falling in love with a murderer are all better than her.
Dem eyebrows though
A lot of hairstyles in Jojo parts 5 and beyond are worse than Josuke's. His hair looks tame in comparison.
I was only pretending to be retarded, user
Main villain is a crybaby
Yet still is a better villain than all the vampires
Araki is a genius.
How QUALITY was the new episode?
Why didn't he just fuck Yukako?
I know part 4 is seen as a progressive show to tumblrists because it's a bunch of flamboyant gaybos but this is just straight up faggotry. He's in high school.
Not as QUALITY as Surface.
Koichi can make a middle-aged cold-blooded serial killer cry
And people hate based manlet
You can't cure crazy with the dick.
Could anyone in the series, let alone outside of the series, beat Jonathan Joestar with his Luck & Pluck Hamon infused sword?
Never stick your dick in crazy.
He had to un-crazy her first.
Almost everyone. Even the shittier stands like Cheap Trick.
手を切る (te o kiru)
手 (te) = hand
切る (kiru) = to cut
Kira's original line literally means to "cut hands". It's more used in the "cut off ties/relationships" sense. So yeah, it did make sense in the original.
Giorno Giovanna, Johnny Joestar, Funny Valentine, Enrico Pucci
Now that i think of it, ANY STAND USER CAN BEAT JONATHAN
She was probably going to pull a Misery on him
Thanks. That's really neat.
Pure hamon users will job to stands fairly easily. Anyone that says otherwise is either an animeonly or lying.
Post Doppio !
guys in japan can't like sweets
Nobody wants to post Doppio.
Ain't that more of a western cartoon thing?
Delinquents also aren't allowed to like pudding if Okuyasu's banter during Let's Eat Out an Italian is anything to go by.
Main villains have a free-for-all. Who wins?
Tie between Pucci with MiH and Valentine with Love Train.
Kira gets wrecked.
I still want Young Joseph be victorious against stands.
Theoretically they could if they get to the stand user without getting fucked up. But good luck avoiding an invisible punchghost or who knows what kind of bullshit to do so.
Giorno is virtually indestructible when GER is activated, Valentine can bring another Jonathan from another dimension and both Jonathans would die, MIH would cut Jonathan into pieces before he even notices
I think so too. Only times I've seen something like this anime has been for purely comedic effect, like now.
Kars can't even win against completely improbable odds that make no sense.
He's THAT shit
If only Kars has a stand.
Not enough Japanese schoolgirls like her in anime.
Kars really can't do shit to any of them offensively. All the others would have to do is hold him down until sunrise.
such a complex, unique character
Even Kira could defeat him.
Killer Queen taps Kars, who can't do shit because he can't see him.
Killer Queen detonates the bomb
Kars get erased into nothing.
You can't regenerate if there's nothing left to regenerate. And we've seen Kars struggle with lava until he did that air armor thing.
why is everyone in jojo such assholes if they aren't the main characters? Legit curious. They can't interact with other people without being total cunts about it.
That's kinda vague. Name some examples.
Post in the /cm/ thread. Not here.
Can we do more vocaroos? Those were fun last time
Nah, screw that.
Joseph's arm vs Jotaro vs an ambulance vs GER vs Emporio vs Johnny. Who wins
All the others would have to do is hold him down until sunrise
I'm not talking about
ORIGINAL CARS FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE SERIES
I'm talking about
RED STONE OF AJAH UCHIWAWA MADUKARS.
WITH THE ETERNAL MANGEKYO SHARINGAN
PERFECT HUMAN BEING WHO CAN TURN HIS HAND INTO A SQUIRREL
AND BATHE IN THE SUN.
Cheap Trick could kill most of the characters to be honest
Would Dio work with Pucci
As the ultimate being, Kars CAN see stands. He could also probably separate his body into parts/sponges to avoid Kira and Valentine. The World wouldn't be able to kill Kars, and King Crimson, even if stronger than The World, wouldn't kill him either. MiH Pucci could probably go against Kars, but in the end Pucci is one of the weakest villains when it comes to defenses.
But really, all the villains could win depending on circunstances
Kars: Just read my post dude
DIO: Time stop, kill one, hide, repeat
Kira: wait for everyone to duke it out, go on the last guy and touch him by surprise
Pucci: go fast or go home
Valentine: sponge kills and love train to protect him from anything
I'm not accusing you of being one, but Kars really is overrated as hell by animeonly's. They think that just because he has the moniker of the "ultimate lifeform", that means he's unbeatable. He'd get BTFO by the average Stand user, let alone the likes of Giorno, Jotaro, DIO and Vanilla Ice etc.
No Stands, Ripple, Spin, Vampirism, Pillarism, Rockism, horses, fate, modes, or other supernatural things.
Under these conditions, is there anyone that can beat Jonathan except maybe Bruford and Whamuu?
apologize to emporio
We can take comfort in knowing that Okuyasu eats ice cream and milk tea whenever the fuck he wants to.
As the ultimate being, Kars CAN see stands.
Source: My Ass
I want to shove my fist into Polnareff's
To be specific:
Part 1 had both the Ogre street gang and the zombie guys.
Part 2 had the gangsters at the beginning in the restaurant, the girl on the bridge, the nazis, Ceaser.
Part 3 had literally all Indians being assholes, and some Egyptians.
Part 4 had Yukako, Rohan, that Class prez, the guy that the water stand user decimated, the couple that got blown by
I could go on but you see where I'm getting here.
If Vanilla Ice wasn't a vampire, Polnareff would have killed him even earlier than he did.
Lips-chan starts badmouthing Koichi really fast, pretty much every stand user acts like a huge cartoony asshole, dunno. We never met kind people who act villanous because of a problem they have to solve by opposing the heroes, or ambiguous characters. Everone is on crazy pills on the show.
When I first read this. How do I say this... I had a boner...
Wham vs Vanilla Ice vs Cheap Trick vs Risotto Nero vs Donatello Versus vs Funny Valentine
Battle of the pre final boss villains. Who wins?
Imagine if Giorno used his ability on each punch like he did against Bruno. Chocolate would be dead before the first page ends.
Daiya or Yasuho?
animeonlies wouldn't recognize joseph
Wait, we're already at Echoes Act 2? Thought it came a bit later.
I hope Emporio got adopted by Irene and Anakiss in the Ireneverse. He deserves some happiness after all the shit he went through.
Can you imagine how the kid would feel to see his friends and know all their experiences but they wouldn't have any idea of who he was
Yep. He awakens it next episode. Three weeks from now we'll be at the RHCP fight
If I've learned anything from wasting my life watching anime, it's that the more a woman throws herself at you, the more you have to refuse for seemingly no reason. Completely ignoring how completely out of your league she is, you have to say no to her nearly constant requests to suck your dick.
It's some kind of Japanese custom, I think.
How many times did Diavolo was raped to death ?
Infinite deaths = infinite rape. Simple math.
The Hand is slow as fuck and very predictable. Okuyasu gets shit on being a retard,but there's not much else he could do with his stand.
Most of part 6 stands
The Hand isn't slow though, did you see how quickly it put out the fire in lipgirl's hair? I'd imagine it'd only be slow when it's erasing space, but it could easily erase something super quickly.
THEY ALL THOSE FOR JUSTICCCCCCCCEE
dirty deeds playing in the backround
How did Joshu live with a family of stand users for his entire life and not know about his own until Shakedown Road? Norisuke says they don't talk openly about their stands, but they still use them. Did everyone in the family, including the nine-year-old with stand powers, just agree to not tell Joshu what stands were, or that he might have one?
knowing them, yes probably
everyone hates joshuu
Who is the most Imposing Jojo antagonist?
the one you would crap your pants even if you didnt know who he was
tfw I'm considering drawing Shinobu f
Joshuu is the Carlton of Jojolion.
If I saw Kira on the street somewhere I'd be terrified regardless
Is Kira autistic?
So an alternate universe was created where nobody knows each other/has stands, and thats the end?
user, this world always needs more straight jojo porn
Emporio looks like he has Verne Troyer disease.
The way I understood it that the whole family had the potential and Norisuke was aware of it, but they never showed them to each other openly.
Plus Joshu got bitten in the hospital so it's entirely possible his stand didn't manifest before Shakedown Street at all.
Considering Joshuu could potentially harm both himself and others, are you really surprised? He's a dangerous autists who holds grudges and Norisuke seems pretty smart.
DIO scares the living daylights out of me, but the fact that Kira manages to be so casually dressed yet looks ready to kill people terrifies me.
Funny Valentine, I don't know, he's kind of just really attractive and I might think he's a celebrity or something.
Hato and Joshuu are, Kira is just eccentric
Nah, only a bit of an obsessive compulsive disorder.
I always wondered if his AU equivalent was Aishou. They have similar looks and his stand shares it's name with him.
Man, Koichi/Hayato/Emporio have no business looking so tiny. Tsurugi is very small too, but he's younger than all of them and yet still generally slightly taller than the latter two.
So thats a yes?
Ultimately gay priest won?
Man Kira looked weird as fuck when he first showed up
I don't see how they look anything alike. Speaking of referencing though Damo actually does Doobie's "run run run" sound in this month's chapter while slicing Norisuke's arm off.
No, Gay Priest wanted everyone to know their fates. His plan was to fast-forward the universe until it looped, causing everyone to know their fate and be okay with it. Since Emporio killed him a new universe was formed that's slightly different.
I don't know why It's slightly different or why a new universe formed after Pucci died. Maybe the cosmic forces of the universe were trying to do that but Pucci's stand prevented it.
So nobody won
The Hand is slow as fuck and very predictable.
All the better. If Okuyasu weren't such a retard and didn't put too much emphasis on his right hand, Josuke probably would've tried blocking it instead of dodging it entirely.
holy shit i don't remember this
why does jotaro's face look so realistic and american
It's mostly the veil that reminded me of him. It looks a bit like Aishou's headscarf I guess. Doobie Wah also has a similar "coverings and eye hole" look on his face. If you wanted to stretch it, Doobie Wah's "bandages" could be reminiscent of snakes. They probably aren't related though.
I also thought Yotsuyu could be Beck's counterpart cause of spikes if that tells you anything. Pork Pie Hat Kid has more in common though, even if it's just the stand name. Neither are likely to be his AU though.
The universe rebooted after Pucci death's because he already accelerated time, and when the universe hits point zero, Pucci can control it's destiny.
its the alternate universe jotaro
He was shown in only one panel
I thought Damo was just singing Psycho Killer
Now that I look at him again I can definitely see what you mean. They give off a rather similar vibe.
It's from Pucci's Universe where Jotaro looks White and Jolyne got all the asian genes
Whoops, meant for
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
The U in that is meant to be read as an "oo" sound.
Jolyne has a bumble-bee tattoo in this universe
I wanna fuck AU Jolyne
pucci accelerates universe
kills everyone while universe is accelerating, removing them from fate, and changing the next universe
This is where we get NotJotaro
fate causes pucci to give Emporio WR's stand
pucci starts accelerating again
emporio kills pucci, removing him from fate, changing the next universe
NotJolyne, NotAnnasui, NotHermes, and NotWeatherReport all go to florida to live a happy life
And that's all we know.
DIO could have been scratched from fate when Pucci died thanks to the bone being part of him, and if that is the case it could explain the timeline being so different in the SBRverse due to the butterfly effect Jolyne's entire motif is butterflies
But that's just speculation with nothing hard to back it up.