Sharing a waifu?

Elijah Ward
Elijah Ward

What is the protocol if you meet someone who has the same waif as you

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Leo King
Leo King

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIsRVM-uDvI

Robert James
Robert James

Fight him irl then have a beer after you pick yourselves off the ground

Mason Torres
Mason Torres

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0bClUp9I6w

Leo Powell
Leo Powell

Have a drink but go your separate ways afterwards
You don't have to fight them or anything since your waifus are different instances of the same character; they're not the same.
But if you become friends it'll just be weird.

Hudson Torres
Hudson Torres

Waifu war on the moon

Hunter Thomas
Hunter Thomas

This

Hunter Fisher
Hunter Fisher

last time that happened I ripped his throat out while screaming there can be only one.

I had to do it.

Daniel Perry
Daniel Perry

if you share a waifu, then you must share your laifu.

You have to marry them, is what I'm saying.

Carter Brown
Carter Brown

one of you has to die

Christopher Torres
Christopher Torres

Unless both of you like being NTRd, you must duel to the death.

Asher Bailey
Asher Bailey

Find a third and she plays fuck, marry, kill.

Brandon Rodriguez
Brandon Rodriguez

original miku, more of a slut
so a cute dress that reveals legs makes someone a SLUT? TAKE THAT BACK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. A SLUT IS SOMEONE WITH ORE THAN ONE SEXUAL PARTNER YOU USELESS GARBAGE

Cooper Garcia
Cooper Garcia

Engage in a danmaku spell card duel. Hold shift for focused movement.

Joshua Nelson
Joshua Nelson

I don't really thing marriage is transitive

Julian Hill
Julian Hill

fuck with my waifu you pay with your laifu

Ian Cox
Ian Cox

Compare waifu folders. The loser must step aside. The winner strips the loser of their folder.

Brody Williams
Brody Williams

Where's the copypasta of the different hatsune miku waifus?

Easton Garcia
Easton Garcia

Well, if you think your waifu is Asuka/Rei or Ruri, you should probably just remain silent and rethink your life.

Maybe you're not cut out for this.

Ryan Howard
Ryan Howard

Kill him and take his power.

Julian Davis
Julian Davis

So no waifu?

Also posting relevant pic.

Levi Wilson
Levi Wilson

Fight to the death with katanas

Nicholas Diaz
Nicholas Diaz

First rule of waifus: You don't talk about the waifus.
Second rule of waifus: If you talk about the waifus, keep your real, true waifu a secret to your grave.

Michael Thomas
Michael Thomas

Thats how cucks act

Jason Phillips
Jason Phillips

So your saying if Asuka is your waifu your opinion is moot?

Matthew Collins
Matthew Collins

Share your waifu's holes together to give her pleasure and satisfaction that each of you individually could never deliver to her.

Ian Sanchez
Ian Sanchez

just so you know if you ever fuck with my waifu i will rape you, cut you into a million pieces with my katana, kill you, and rape you again in front of your mother

Brody Moore
Brody Moore

Challenge them to a duel.

Elijah Brown
Elijah Brown

There can only be one.
You have to kill the other guy

Landon King
Landon King

I'm saying that if your waifu is someone like Asuka, you're either okay with sharing her with literally thousands of other guys or you probably just pounced on the first girl that captured your eye.

Some people, like Destrado if he still hangs around here, are committed to their Rei waifu and have been for what would be at least a decade now. These guys know they love Rei, and there are equally committed Asukafags I'm sure.

But the vast majority of proclamations of love for these mainstream characters are empty and devoid of commitment.

Leo Morgan
Leo Morgan

Have a battle to the death on a burning ship.

Luke Cruz
Luke Cruz

He is you and you are him. You must recombine and find the rest of your pieces scattered across the world to become your perfect self. Then you may ascend to the 2D realm.

Xavier Sanders
Xavier Sanders

Only if it's a spaceship burning because it's aerobraking. The winner still has to make it to the controls to land the ship, or you both die in a spectacular crash.

Jayden Jenkins
Jayden Jenkins

Mind you, there are enough Reis to go around and serve all of the husbandos.

Jacob Rivera
Jacob Rivera

i dont know if you guys know this but dont youtube search your wife, you will see people loving her more

Xavier Roberts
Xavier Roberts

There can be only one

Jaxson Robinson
Jaxson Robinson

Contracts are binding and final. You must share.

Connor Rodriguez
Connor Rodriguez

Get a new waifu because she's obviously a slut.
I've only met one other person with the same waifu as me, he was a cool guy.

Ryan Gutierrez
Ryan Gutierrez

you have to become the same person

Asher Turner
Asher Turner

I tried. 0 results, and I even tried the moonrunes of her name and several different ways of spelling it.

Adrian Clark
Adrian Clark

... and Asuka is a slut already so anybody claiming her as a waifu must know they're being played.

So who knows? I don't.

Hunter Evans
Hunter Evans

I got this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E-pBUxGdxs

Dylan Miller
Dylan Miller

Challenge them to a duel. If you kill them you must set out and kill anyone else who shares your waifu. Once that is complete you will be sent into the 2D realm where you can live forever with your waifu.

Jace Reyes
Jace Reyes

Segway jousting would be nice to try sometime.

Joseph Nguyen
Joseph Nguyen

I've only seen one other person with the same waifu as me.

He's autistic as hell and posts on Sup Forums and I want to beat the shit out of him.

Jayden Sullivan
Jayden Sullivan

beat the nigga to death

Ethan Murphy
Ethan Murphy

So who is it — Lina Inverse, perhaps?

Luke Allen
Luke Allen

There are several shrines to Lina, so that can't be.

Gabriel Ward
Gabriel Ward

Try to ignore them and hope that they're not a complete fuckwad. Of course there's a pretty high chance that the guy will be a complete retard, at least judging by threads like this where people think they can somehow defend their waifu or something.

Bentley Hughes
Bentley Hughes

From what show?

Thomas Ortiz
Thomas Ortiz

Is it... Noa Izumi?

Or maybe you've got a manga waifu...

Or maybe it is [see pictured]

Tyler Gray
Tyler Gray

I like this explanation best

Elijah Carter
Elijah Carter

Oh, it's Osaka. Shoulda guessed from the autism

Bentley Taylor
Bentley Taylor

No. I don't want to say because I have to run into him more than I like and if he saw that I want to kick his ass, he's autistic enough that it'd derail threads into off-topic blogposting.

Angel Gray
Angel Gray

Well then we shall not speak of it further. Go now in peace.

Nicholas Johnson
Nicholas Johnson

Beat me to it. Nice.

Julian Adams
Julian Adams

I mean I shall go now in peace, I wasn't commanding you to leave.

Luke Howard
Luke Howard

/jp/

Brody Rogers
Brody Rogers

You say it's okay bruh, but secretly think you're waifu would only be with you

Juan Campbell
Juan Campbell

your opinion is moot
I see what you did there

Nathaniel Bell
Nathaniel Bell

destroy them and shame their ancestors

Charles White
Charles White

only one rule: no eye contact during

Christopher Gonzalez
Christopher Gonzalez

there are infinite waifu universes that are almost exactly the same, the only difference being that in one universe your waifu loves you, and in another universe she loves the other person.

Owen Baker
Owen Baker

I can't bring myself to feel anything but love for someone who means so much to me.

Gabriel Collins
Gabriel Collins

We take turns fucking her one after another

Sloppy seconds

Christopher Green
Christopher Green

If only a deus ex machina could grant me my alternate universe waifu's phone number. We could have all sorts of hijinks and DRAMA as we question the NATURE of LOVE.

Anthony Hill
Anthony Hill

public class Miku extends Waifu {
Miku (boolean isASlut);
}

Xavier Sanders
Xavier Sanders

Sans random anons who are just figments of my imagination, I only know one guy who waifu'd the same girl as me. He was a disloyal slut who had multiple waifus though, so he does not count.

Parker Gomez
Parker Gomez

No
Stop finding a way
It needs to stop finding a way

Isaiah Martin
Isaiah Martin

saved.

Carter Sanders
Carter Sanders

inb4 Drop table meme

Jayden Taylor
Jayden Taylor

I've only seen one other serious person who has the same waifu as me and he posts around a lot. I find his posts cute and it strives me to become a better husbando than him (not that my own waifu doesn't motivate me to become a better person in the first place, of course).

Landon Ward
Landon Ward

If it's an user, it's fine. If it's a tripfag, find out where he lives and kill him.

Isaiah Sullivan
Isaiah Sullivan

4AM
arguing about the best method of having an imaginary wife
this has been going on for 11 years

Ayden Campbell
Ayden Campbell

Which Saber is it?

Parker Moore
Parker Moore

How did the dog get her pregnant?

Ethan Green
Ethan Green

Duel to the death. There can be only one.

Nolan Nelson
Nolan Nelson

I bet it's the red one.

Gabriel Roberts
Gabriel Roberts

Fuck her together until she is pregnant. The biological father is her husbando.

Adam Flores
Adam Flores

Waifus don't exist so it doesn't make a difference if there is one or one million people with a waifu.

If anything having lots of people who have her as a waifu is good because it means she might get more fanart and merchandise. Everyone wins.

Blake Watson
Blake Watson

Not fighting to death

Adrian Fisher
Adrian Fisher

So by having a waifu you claim that the character you love isn't real so you illude yourself with an imaginary copy of it instead of praying every day before going to sleep to be sent on her dimension?

Robert Roberts
Robert Roberts

All these people saying waifus don't exists but have one anyway

I bet you are the fucks who think waifu = favourite character of the season.

Oliver Nguyen
Oliver Nguyen

Thread theme It's 3:40 AM where I live, close enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP05iSzpz94

Brandon Moore
Brandon Moore

You cannot just write a class and not write the definition of its constructor. Besides that this is bad programming as changes to your waifu will have to be hardcoded. I suggest using a decorator pattern to define Miku's characterization.

Bentley Sanders
Bentley Sanders

Don't you anons usually praise each other about how much good taste you have?

That's what I do

Easton Cooper
Easton Cooper

definition
I actually meant implementation of its definition

Blake Edwards
Blake Edwards

A good example was the user who had Yuno as a waifu. Really quite cute and heartwarming it seemed at first, then he completely sperged out over another user who shared her, and revealed what a shithead he really was.

Jack Rivera
Jack Rivera

All these people saying they would duel other people to death

No you wouldn't. At most you'd shitpost on Sup Forums for a while before giving up.

Eli Hernandez
Eli Hernandez

The thought of two large sweaty autistic neckbeards fight it out over their waifu is hilarious

Charles Richardson
Charles Richardson

I've never met anyone who's waifu is Kosaka Honoka, so I don't need to worry about this.

Jaxon Lewis
Jaxon Lewis

The love is real but the character isn't.

Eli Jenkins
Eli Jenkins

I know at least 20 sweaty bald men that have her as their waifu though.

Christopher Cruz
Christopher Cruz

It makes you sausage brothers and you're allowed to fap to your waifu together.

Gavin Diaz
Gavin Diaz

I have no idea what you fags are talking about. I'm always happy to see another user appreciate my waifu as much as I do.

Julian Morales
Julian Morales

Oh yeah ?
Bet you're going to say a le ebin jav joke next, arent you ?

Colton Ross
Colton Ross

Fight them to the death. It's not about whether you win or lose, it's about preserving your waifus honour. If you're willing to give your life up for her, she will always love you no matter what.

Zachary Thomas
Zachary Thomas

The only person I know with my husbando is a gay man. I know of his blog but he's absolutely flaming (posting about Rupaul's Drag Race and stuff) so I never ended up following. I guess I wouldn't confront him.

Samuel Stewart
Samuel Stewart

How do I divorce my waifu and get a new one?

Anthony Edwards
Anthony Edwards

Do I have to have a waifu?

Jacob Wright
Jacob Wright

Made a shit drawing of the correct situation.

Samuel Parker
Samuel Parker

Love is just a bunch of neurons being activated by a chemical reaction.

Brayden Davis
Brayden Davis

Nah, you can have multiple ones.

David Baker
David Baker

Reminder that non-physical =/= not real.

The fact that we cannot touch them or see them in 3 dimensions does not mean they don't exist.

Ayden Carter
Ayden Carter

Tell them that they have good taste.

Jack Nelson
Jack Nelson

Fap with them right? That's what I usually do.

Luis Harris
Luis Harris

That is not how OOP works at all.

Brandon Collins
Brandon Collins

How does it work?

Andrew Torres
Andrew Torres

Your object state does not mutate before you make an instance of it but after.
I don't know what kind of spaghetti code would have the reverse.

Brody Hernandez
Brody Hernandez

Really quite cute and heartwarming it seemed at first, then he completely sperged out over another user who shared her
Do you mean Yunocchi, the trip?

Owen Nelson
Owen Nelson

Was that the dude I'd ALWAYS see in waifu threads? The one who even had like a blog about their relationship?

Sebastian Clark
Sebastian Clark

Doesn't really happen to me.

Jaxon Gutierrez
Jaxon Gutierrez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n7f6eRCOnU

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