Osomatsu-san

Nicholas Powell
Nicholas Powell

In order to celebrate the birthday of the Matsuno brothers on the 24th, we're holding a complete marathon of Osomatsu-san over two nights. Feel free to drop in any time and enjoy.

Details to follow because Sup Forums keeps interpreting things as spam.

All urls found in this thread:
http://pastebin.com/mZ9FsDbV
https://shop.manzoku.or.jp/pc/detail/item.php?item_id=W5184
https://imgur.com/a/Z1xgP
http://pastebin.com/X7qibpHC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ylXbCh56oU
http://privatter.net/p/1542993
http://imgur.com/a/x7k5l
http://imgur.com/a/wlhXw
http://pastebin.com/Yhz2Fpg5
http://pastebin.com/W2kLb9nP
http://pastebin.com/4tChVHmd
http://pastebin.com/kzJJSjKU
https://twitter.com/kirafes1024nobu/status/734280374973407232
https://twitter.com/PIKU2N/status/734425151652007936
http://mkrmkr.net/s/matsu/?
https://p.fuwafuwa.moe/jerkmp.mp4
https://twitter.com/osomatsu_PR/status/733636447849308160
https://twitter.com/osomatsu_PR/status/734761737203920896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2jcMkxLaD4
https://twitter.com/marudedameko_/status/734760867204452352
http://www.strawpoll.me/10290554
https://twitter.com/hokuso_mk/status/734761726416064516
Michael Jenkins
Michael Jenkins

Where?
http://pastebin.com/mZ9FsDbV

When?
23rd and 24th of May, 5PM - 10PM EDT (approx)

Further Details
Cour 1 screening on the 23rd, cour 2 on the 24th.

James Thompson
James Thompson

Looking forward to it.

Julian Parker
Julian Parker

Can't wait. But what's the password?

Connor Rogers
Connor Rogers

Excellent, thanks for setting it up user.

Luis Diaz
Luis Diaz

It's like at 6:30AM for me since I'm not an American native either, so I know this feel.

It'll be removed and the room will be open/public on the day, it's just closed now for various setting up and such.

No worries, friend.

Elijah Roberts
Elijah Roberts

Can't wait

Chase Ramirez
Chase Ramirez

I'm lucky, although I'll be missing 2nd cour due to class.

Brayden Johnson
Brayden Johnson

Since this is the new thread, and this may be news to some of you; let's get the elephant out of the room.
Unofficial matsu dildos. It was an inevitability after the IchiKara AV but there's some major fujobux being targeted here from outside companies. Opinions?

Lucas Collins
Lucas Collins

opinions?
Is that purple one ichis and yellow jyushis? Is there any more of other matsus too? Also link/source.

Asher Watson
Asher Watson

obviously, retard
no
amazon japan

Tyler Diaz
Tyler Diaz

Disclaimer: I can't read nip very well at all.

But I found the original tweet that started to circulate these and I was under the impression that they were a particularly good shoop for a few reasons. Mostly because sex toys in Japan generally (but not always) come in opaque packaging.

I'm still wondering what the text bubbles say.

Andrew Young
Andrew Young

I would rather Totty's onahole.

Cameron Torres
Cameron Torres

If real, I'm honestly surprised they can get away with this. It defies reason that Pierrot got into trouble over "copyright infringements" because of episode 1 but other companies can slap the Matsu emblem and other motifs on their packaging and sell it as unofficial merch.

Jacob Foster
Jacob Foster

Ichi
Is this what a false phimosis looks like? It has bad posture too.

Andrew Ward
Andrew Ward

https://shop.manzoku.or.jp/pc/detail/item.php?item_id=W5184

Oh boy. Kinda want. I'm easily sold on the novelty of things. Even though I know that it's unofficial.

Samuel Watson
Samuel Watson

Black text: Jyushi's is Nice and slender for beginners, Ichi's has a suction end.

Caleb Thomas
Caleb Thomas

Why must we play God?

Christian Kelly
Christian Kelly

I know about Onaholes but is this really a thing? Never heard of anime dildos before.

Bentley Baker
Bentley Baker

This is kinda news to me too. Not sure I've ever seen themed/character dildos before.

Not beyond generic themes like "zombie" or "alien" or "werewolf" anyway.

Leo Roberts
Leo Roberts

doesn't ship outside of Japan

I expected that but I'm still disappointed. Not really worth the hassle dealing with proxies as an unofficial product either.

Colton Long
Colton Long

Anyone knows how old the Matsus were back in -kun? I know Chibita was in first grade, but I can't remember if they ever mentioned their ages, apart from them being older than him.

Nathaniel Young
Nathaniel Young

Around ten, I thought? They're in elementary and Chibita's a few years younger.

Totoko is a year or two older.

Charles Barnes
Charles Barnes

I think they were supposed to be around 10-ish, given that -san takes place 10+ years after and they're in their early 20's now.

Dominic Jenkins
Dominic Jenkins

12-13 is my bet. Right in between kid-kid and teen.

Nicholas Ortiz
Nicholas Ortiz

Please tell me that the dildos are, at least, various colors?

Cameron Lewis
Cameron Lewis

At the moment just those two .

I wouldn't be surprised if this was the start of something, though.

Benjamin Nguyen
Benjamin Nguyen

How have the japs reacted to this?

Wyatt Barnes
Wyatt Barnes

Matsu sex dolls when?

Nathan Edwards
Nathan Edwards

I need my matsu condoms, lube, and fleshlights next, in every color.

Isaiah Harris
Isaiah Harris

matsu fleshlights
pine crest-shaped entry hole

Great now I have a mental image

Angel Moore
Angel Moore

There was that mobile game that lifted the Matsus' designs that got in trouble. The company shut down their Twitter after the hired artist revealed they scammed her into believing it was just for a doujinshi game.

Owen Garcia
Owen Garcia

Usually 10 and grade 5.
Supposedly Akatsuka had them as 12 in a few stories, but I can't find sauce on that or which ones.

Evan Long
Evan Long

Do you think we'll ever get footage of the voice actor event from not long ago (the one where they had to improvise skits) with subs? I assume it's impossible but I thought I'd say anyway.

Also if anyone has any links to panels they had, that'd be great.

Carson Gomez
Carson Gomez

Will they be as disappointing as the real thing?

Joseph Ward
Joseph Ward

They are cheap and wear out after one use while leaving you dissatisfied.

Isaac Collins
Isaac Collins

全長:130mm
竿部分:105mm
最大直径:33mm

Mason Gonzalez
Mason Gonzalez

I'll take all 6 then!

Hudson Myers
Hudson Myers

It wasn't streamed was it? Well, it also depends on if it will be included on the Blue Rays.

Wyatt Green
Wyatt Green

Can you translate please?

Thomas Smith
Thomas Smith

Are we streaming the BDs or the tv release?

Eli Fisher
Eli Fisher

The important part is that the usable length is 105mm.

That's about 4 inches.

Cooper Reed
Cooper Reed

Prostates aren't even that far in, so I don't see what the deal is. Granted I've never used one, but if a finger is enough to stimulate it, then a 4 incher should be sufficient.

Eli Roberts
Eli Roberts

Finished translating the "Niisan Motto" doujin.
https://imgur.com/a/Z1xgP
http://pastebin.com/X7qibpHC

Are the newest manga chapters translated yet? If not, then I'll work on those next.

Jonathan Hernandez
Jonathan Hernandez

Thanks for your translations, user! The newest manga chapters haven't been translated yet. We need Chapter 12, 13 and the second Gal Japon special translated. The raws should be in one of the previous threads, but I can't check the archives right now.

Tyler Bell
Tyler Bell

motto finally translated
I'm so happy, thank you so much for this!

Colton Walker
Colton Walker

Thank you, user! I believe there was one chapter with Gal Japon and one with Papa matsu and one with F6 that two anons were working on cleaning but not sure about translation.

Charles Flores
Charles Flores

Okay, then I'll start working on those this week.
I bookmarked the links to the raws, so no need to search in the archives.

Levi Morales
Levi Morales

Thanks.

Jonathan Murphy
Jonathan Murphy

Nice. I finished cleaning Chapter 13 and the Special a while ago, so it shouldn't take too long to finish the typesetting.

Ian Flores
Ian Flores

Ye, same with me and the F6 chapter.

Where would we be without you translator user.

Also, is there any demand to have motto typeset? If enough people want it I'll start on it when I have a bit of time.

Lucas Morgan
Lucas Morgan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ylXbCh56oU

at least 103 "heh~"s

Do you think Nakamura almost picked up the habit off the mic?

Oliver Long
Oliver Long

I had this idea prepared for the day parody onaholes would inevitably made for the Matsus, so bear with me for a second. I didn’t draw it yet.

Onnamatsu-chan: Get to know the Ketsuno sisters inside and out!
Ketsuno Onnamatsu: basic pocket pussy. Easy to use, wet and sloppy, average build. Better for teasing.
Ketsuno Rabumatsu: Deep hole, warm, comes with small sex toys to inflict pain upon yourself.
Ketsuno Cherimatsu: Tightest, has a bit of give to it. Alternatively a package of tenga egg-like disposables to simulate a quick fap as well as a way to get rid of evidence.
Ketsuno Anamatsu: Ass-based; Hip onahole approximately the size of Ichi's ass.
Ketsuno Kuchimatsu: Throat onahole; a big mouth to give deep, sloppy blow jobs with. Alternatively a warm onahole with a sleeve around it to simulate sleeve dickings.
Ketsuno Hesomatsu: could be a torso; girly build, has a fuckable navel

Levi Jones
Levi Jones

ichimatsu

Robert Sullivan
Robert Sullivan

It gives me hope that Nakamura gets paid the same as the others for this.

Kevin Gomez
Kevin Gomez

And some for side characters.

Sakana-chan:
Comes with fish-shaped vibrator, probably fish-scented lube, hip-type that can take all sizes

Hatami:
Mostly sounding devices and anal toys; all have flags on them

Deppako:
Could be a throat hole with a bit of bite thanks to the teeth

Chibikko:
Loli-Type onahole; could be a torso

Kupaan:
Throat; big sloppy blow jobs

Dekapon:
Could take all sizes, comes in a striped box

Nakamatsu: Feels like a superior version of the Ketsuno Sisters line

Ikumatsu: Semen demon hole; robs you of your cum

Christian Gray
Christian Gray

fish-scented lube
Who would actually use this?

Julian Kelly
Julian Kelly

counting ichi saying that too
I would like to see compilation of ichis "tch's" actually.

Daniel Bailey
Daniel Bailey

To be honest I was just looking at the comments and tried to pick an average. I didn't bother counting. Forgive me.

Jonathan Powell
Jonathan Powell

I don't know if I'm more scared or impressed with the fact you thought all this out user.

Ethan James
Ethan James

I would like to see compilation of ichis "tch's" actually.
I could make that one as well, but I don't think Ichi actually says "tch" that much.

Kevin Myers
Kevin Myers

thanks user you are awesome

Noah Sanchez
Noah Sanchez

thanks for your hard work user!
I wish I could repay you the favor somehow

Anthony Rivera
Anthony Rivera

It's nothing, i wasn't being serious.
I don't think Ichi actually says "tch" that much.
Now that i think about it you are probably right.

Connor Hughes
Connor Hughes

Bye for now, have an Ichi kiss.

If you are not an Ichi boy just put up with it he's more sensitive than he lets on and you'll hurt his feelings.

Jackson Phillips
Jackson Phillips

I-Ichimatsu what are you doing

Jayden Gomez
Jayden Gomez

Pls don't do this to my heart user.

Jayden Perez
Jayden Perez

Has there been a proper osoichi doujin released yet?

Nathan Bailey
Nathan Bailey

Of course there are. Scanned though? I don't think so.

Brandon Thomas
Brandon Thomas

just bought this, don't know if will be good user

Chase Phillips
Chase Phillips

Would you mind including the artist's pixiv/pic ID (if there is one) directly on the comic or book if you're not already? A friend brought it up to me and it would be nice to make sure it doesn't get lost and the artist lose credit for their work, and if the reader wants to see more from them.

Christopher Thomas
Christopher Thomas

Will you scan it? Art looks pretty good.

Julian Perez
Julian Perez

juushi was really cute in all of this comics, thank you translator user

osomatsu what the fuck

Sebastian Powell
Sebastian Powell

I want Ichi or Kara in my life.
I'm the worst faggot

Landon Morris
Landon Morris

I want both of them.

Dominic Watson
Dominic Watson

of course user
I'm still searching for the mobs x virgin heroes one, if anyone have a link I will buy it and scan it

Jaxson Gonzalez
Jaxson Gonzalez

Same.

Joshua Morris
Joshua Morris

Karamatsu's Talking App came out. Did I miss the translation of it or has it not been translated yet?

Jonathan Gomez
Jonathan Gomez

We don't even have the japanese lines yet. Someone needs to find a collection first.

Brandon Barnes
Brandon Barnes

I want a tiny Kara to carry in my pocket while he occasionally peeks out and spouts cheesy motivational words (his voice still put-on deep)

Jackson Morgan
Jackson Morgan

Here
http://privatter.net/p/1542993

Liam Gutierrez
Liam Gutierrez

I will never hav a tiny Oso with me

Ian Peterson
Ian Peterson

boku
kitty
oyaoya
Literally who?

Jeremiah Mitchell
Jeremiah Mitchell

I'll start translating it.

Ryan Baker
Ryan Baker

t-that's too much to ask!

Kevin Robinson
Kevin Robinson

OsoKara > OsoChoro
IchiJyushi > OsoKara
How?

Nicholas Cruz
Nicholas Cruz

Kara
Ichi
Jyushi
Top 3, that's how.

Grayson Jones
Grayson Jones

The only thing I care about in that image is the popularity of Karatodo despite the few moments they have shared. Hopefully they get more screentime together in S2; they were the most neglected -kun pairing.

Benjamin Russell
Benjamin Russell

if you remove the 1st place it will be a good chart

Levi Ortiz
Levi Ortiz

The stats people post from time to time are only from pixiv. They actually tell us jack shit since Nips mostly moved on to twitter.

Eli Edwards
Eli Edwards

I thought Ichijyushi's popularity was dead.
I'm happy.

Andrew Jenkins
Andrew Jenkins

totty gets robbed
kara and oso starts kicking ass
I need more comics like this

Isaac Gomez
Isaac Gomez

Holy shit my sides

Jacob Nelson
Jacob Nelson

KaraTodo
few moments they have shared
Please. They share one skit together, the fishing one.
Ichi/Kara and Oso/Kara rarely talk.

Carson Collins
Carson Collins

What is it? Twitter rating?

Dylan Miller
Dylan Miller

Please no. OsoTodo is way better.

Lincoln Jones
Lincoln Jones

It's technically combos, not ships.

Cooper Russell
Cooper Russell

Most likely one of those store that have the voting things. It probably doesn't mean shit.

Daniel Foster
Daniel Foster

Wouldn't it be them who robbed him?

James Gray
James Gray

That's too creepy.

Ryan Ward
Ryan Ward

So if we take the shared screentime into account, the most logical pairings would be Ichi/Jyushi, Oso/Choro/Todo and Kara/Chibita

Zachary Hernandez
Zachary Hernandez

me too user, it's really strange that this ship isn't more popular, they are the matsu that get along the most.

Luke Thompson
Luke Thompson

We got a hint of what OsoKara do in 16B, no?

Matthew Perry
Matthew Perry

I'm not saying it isn't, but Kara and Totty have potential too, and I'd like to see more of them in S2. It's just weird that the two other -kun pairings have been pushed really hard in -san and Totty and Kara haven't.

Jaxon James
Jaxon James

why even live? ;_;

Andrew Kelly
Andrew Kelly

implying fujos give a shit about screentime together

Chase Moore
Chase Moore

I hope they don't really push the -kun combos too much and have variety. Oso and Choro banter is funnier when you put Todo in the picture, Ichi and Jyushi is boring.
I think Kara and Todo could be interesting if they go for other than Todo being tsukomi and screaming painful all the time.

Caleb Nguyen
Caleb Nguyen

They keep looking for a job but hasn't any of them thought about going back to school? Is that not a thing in Japan?

Sebastian Smith
Sebastian Smith

I don't see the appeal as much with Kara and Oso. There was hardly interaction except like one time. But then I realized fujo don't need logic if they can ship Ichi and Kara together.

Anthony Allen
Anthony Allen

they too dumb
probably barely managed to finish HS
they also don't actually want to stop being NEETs

Carter Johnson
Carter Johnson

What does it matter, a lot of interaction can all still suck.

Nathan Gray
Nathan Gray

Being the oldest brother I am not really as close to the second oldest he is more like a stranger. Yet I get along with the third brother. So it just feels wrong putting Oso and Kara as super close brothers. Still interesting to see what people do with them tho.

Camden Fisher
Camden Fisher

I thought people liked playing with the distance between Oso and Kara and how Kara often imitates him to try to be a better older brother.

Carter Wright
Carter Wright

Wouldn't not imitating be a better thing to do to be a better older brother?

Henry Murphy
Henry Murphy

Maybe that's why he's bad at it too.

Christopher Martin
Christopher Martin

Also the fact that he punched him without hesitation while when his younger brothers are little shits to him he lets it slide

Jack Edwards
Jack Edwards

I can't wait!

Nathaniel Martin
Nathaniel Martin

I find hilarious that Atsushi has 15 seconds of screentime yet he's one of the most popular non-matsu character

Kevin Perry
Kevin Perry

That picture is really hot, i like the idea of totoko forcing the brothers to do something gay with eachother.

Dominic Mitchell
Dominic Mitchell

We are starving for non-incest ships. It's him and Chibita, and that's it.

Cooper Williams
Cooper Williams

He does have a car.

Wyatt Phillips
Wyatt Phillips

not shipping hataoso

Kevin Torres
Kevin Torres

Wasn't he also listed in a popularity poll? We'll probably see him again if there's a 2nd season

Samuel Ramirez
Samuel Ramirez

not shipping karachibi, iyaoso, and

Samuel Cruz
Samuel Cruz

oso selling his body to hatabou's monster cock for money
Why isn't this a thing

Daniel Campbell
Daniel Campbell

japan and his shit taste, we need a doujin of that

Adam Gomez
Adam Gomez

I am still upset they never gave much fanart to boyfriend-kun.

Jackson Cox
Jackson Cox

Same.
I guess it couldn't be helped. He's not very matsu-looking and he's so straight, he actually has a girlfriend.

Jace Brown
Jace Brown

good evening anons i got a toranoana shipment a few days ago and scanned a couple osoichi doijin

oniichan to asoba: http://imgur.com/a/x7k5l
tawamure: http://imgur.com/a/wlhXw

enjoy

Jackson Thompson
Jackson Thompson

I love you

Cameron King
Cameron King

I'm here for my fellow osoichifags

there aren't many of us so we gotta look out for each other

Connor Clark
Connor Clark

YES! Thanks user!

Jeremiah Gutierrez
Jeremiah Gutierrez

I'm not a big fan of Osoichi, but thank you regardless. Looking at doujins is always fun.

Liam Morgan
Liam Morgan

tawamure is hilarious even if you don't like osoichi much, definitely check it out. hope you enjoy.

Jeremiah Evans
Jeremiah Evans

that second doujin
Thank you for sharing, user

Jaxon Nguyen
Jaxon Nguyen

Thank you so much user I love you.
Tawamure is fucking hilarious.

Aaron Carter
Aaron Carter

THANKS YOU SO MUCH user
this makes my day

Leo Diaz
Leo Diaz

I think they just wanted a brother looking type character that isn't related. That or people really love muppets a lot

Tyler Edwards
Tyler Edwards

Thank you so much for translating, seriously.
I'm glad to know what was being said, it's made this one so much better for me.
I'm still shopping around for a shameful doujin for you.

Juan Myers
Juan Myers

It's like a turtle coming out of it's shell. Thank you generous user.

Angel Long
Angel Long

You're the best, couldn't stop laughing at the second one. It's not the most popular ship, but the work that's out there is so quality.

Benjamin Cook
Benjamin Cook

you're definitely right, the fanworks are what single-handedly lured me to the pairing. it works really well in doujinshi and that second one is the perfect example. i'm glad other people are enjoying it, it'd be great to recruit others onto this ship.

Zachary Martinez
Zachary Martinez

And I'm done:
http://pastebin.com/Yhz2Fpg5

No problem.
And thanks again! I hope you find a good one.

Chase Williams
Chase Williams

Thank you user!

Julian Long
Julian Long

What do you like?
The most important thing in this world, which is myself.
It hurts.

Isaiah Hughes
Isaiah Hughes

So cheesy, thanks user!

John Wilson
John Wilson

Man, that was painful
Thank you!

Brayden Bailey
Brayden Bailey

This is horrific.

Evan Powell
Evan Powell

You're already satisfied? The fun is just starting.
What did he mean by this?

Bentley Green
Bentley Green

This guy really wants someone to take care of him, jesus.

Thank you, user!

Parker Cox
Parker Cox

Osoichi will save us all. Thank you user.

Brandon Bailey
Brandon Bailey

How about you taste the fruit of madness instead?

What did he mean by this?

Thomas Hill
Thomas Hill

What a day to be alive.

Luke Bailey
Luke Bailey

He sounds like he is trying to appease you just so you can take care of him since all he values is eating and not working. I can't see this working out relationship wise.

Jacob Fisher
Jacob Fisher

It hurts, but thank you!

He's unexpectedly one of the least charming. Karamatsu is fun to watch, but interacting with a flimsy facade isn't as good.

Alexander Gomez
Alexander Gomez

Osoichi
Do my eyes deceive me? Did Sup Forums finally stop having shit shipping tastes?

Adrian Perez
Adrian Perez

Yeah merch seems to push Todo and Jyushi even though they barely have open interactions with each other.

Xavier Nelson
Xavier Nelson

Because they're whats leftover when merch team panders to the two popular pairings.

Oliver Young
Oliver Young

Every brother seems okay with Jyushi. The only reason they push it more is due to Todo not getting along with any of his brothers. But even forcing them together just feels like a left over pairing.

Kayden White
Kayden White

Did anyone ever post the Jyushimatsu lines?

Lucas Long
Lucas Long

It's kind of sad how insecure he comes off in some of these lines. I know reading too much into these apps is stupid, but Kara is truly hopeless.

Aaron Reed
Aaron Reed

I translated it a few weeks ago:
Ichi: http://pastebin.com/W2kLb9nP
Todo: http://pastebin.com/4tChVHmd
Juushi: http://pastebin.com/kzJJSjKU

Robert Richardson
Robert Richardson

What would a genuine Karamatsu be like?

Robert Brown
Robert Brown

todo and jyushi are together only because there is osochoro and ichikara

Elijah Allen
Elijah Allen

He's unexpectedly one of the least charming
interacting with a flimsy facade isn't as good.
Yeah, that's why I didn't really like Todo's lines either. Both sound like they're trying to suck up to you too hard.
Ichi was the best one so far, Jyushi was pretty boring. I hope Choro and Oso will be more fun.

Jason Carter
Jason Carter

Combo in merch:
OsoKara
ChoroIchi
JyushiTodo

I just remember one ChoroIchi scene.

Owen Wright
Owen Wright

It's fine because Jyushi and Totty work well together

Julian Morales
Julian Morales

I don't mind Choro and Ichi they don't hate or like each other its just mutual which is fine I guess. I do hope they team up more to fuck with Todo more if they make another season.

Jeremiah Ross
Jeremiah Ross

I hope we get a skit or 2 between them.

Brandon Hall
Brandon Hall

I liked Todo's, but I guess that's expected of a Tottyfag. I thought he was encouraging and cute, even though he shat on his brothers a lot.

I agree that Ichi was the best, although I think if I had him as an alarm clock, I'd let him convince me to stay in bed and be a worthless piece of shit.

Cooper Barnes
Cooper Barnes

At least we are getting the Drama CD and second track sounds really good. I might buy it.

Isaac Nguyen
Isaac Nguyen

And sometimes the -Kun combo

OsoChoro
KaraTodo
IchiJyushi

Just KaraIchi merch is for fujos.

Caleb King
Caleb King

Literally the best pairing. Based user.

Cameron Bennett
Cameron Bennett

The only other Matsu-looking fellow from their title is Totoko's Brother, but even then there's not much done with that save for that one comic about him railing Karamatsu and the drama that ensued from it in later logs.

Logan Kelly
Logan Kelly

It's probably since only those interested in the manga would like him, since after vol.3 he vanishes and is literally "Who?".

Brody Murphy
Brody Murphy

That one couple-chanfag still makes some quality comics. I admire their devotion to such minor characters.

Jeremiah Nguyen
Jeremiah Nguyen

I am more disgusted on the amount of fanart of Atushi when he has less then a couple of lines. Of course I think this was only due to Totty legit having nobody that would work well with him and not be off putting. They are probably friends but don't really like each other. Sadly barely any fanart of the manager or Hatabo's butlers.

Ryan Gonzalez
Ryan Gonzalez

I bet season 2 characterizing him will result in people abandoning ship, since the way things go only the strongest of fujos would stick to it being sunk. In all likelihood Atsu doesn't like him or just uses him as his ugly NEET friend for convenience, the way Totty thought of doing with his less popular ones.

Brandon Anderson
Brandon Anderson

Thanks, I hnnng'ed a few times just reading this, can't imagine how I would have reacted with the sound on.

Alexander Hernandez
Alexander Hernandez

more or less, depends of the artist Atsushi is cute or a bitch, if in season 2 we have more of Atsushi and results in him being a dick with the Matsunos it will make half of the fans happy, the same if he is just Todo's friend that wants to hang out with him, even if Todo hates him.
But I'll kill for him meting all the brothers but thinking that they are all Totty

Levi Baker
Levi Baker

Seeing how most people are terrible in this show he is probably just as bad as Totty just richer. But I would find it to be okay if he is actually a chill guy but Todo is too much of a faggot to realize he has a great friend due to being a dry monster.

Grayson Ramirez
Grayson Ramirez

That'd be fun. Or Todo's such a dick and can't stand how better Atsu has it and thinks he's conspiring against him, when he's really a nice guy and doesn't know what the little fuck's deal is. And then it turns out he does mess around with his head for fun, but he's much better at being sly.

Brandon Wilson
Brandon Wilson

When the hetero pairing is n1 in Amazon
When the ESP Nyanko sell more than Totty.

Juan Barnes
Juan Barnes

When the hetero pairing is n1 in Amazon
is that surprising? it's the first official piece of merchandise with AV-chan and it's super cute. I'm more surprised Kara is after Oso

Brandon Gonzalez
Brandon Gonzalez

I am almost 99% certain it will be another baseball joke or another catchphrase. Seriously can they not think of anything else for Jyushi besides doing the same shit every time?

Luke Morris
Luke Morris

That's not very surprising, that keychain is beyond adorable.
I think the fact that Kara is so low is weirder.

devimega that high
noice

Jackson Wright
Jackson Wright

I'm more surprised Kara is after Oso
JUSTICE

Nathan Bailey
Nathan Bailey

I'm a Karafag and I fucking tired of the bathrobe, so it doesn't surprise me.

Luis Peterson
Luis Peterson

reminder that choro was made for oso

Leo Hall
Leo Hall

Religionmatsu are only ones that I would probably end up buying. I would buy Dragon Oso as well if they sold him.

Ryder Garcia
Ryder Garcia

DevilOso after the most popular matsu.
Bless

Kevin Sullivan
Kevin Sullivan

He was made for suffering and bullying.

Christopher Gonzalez
Christopher Gonzalez

Poor Oso.

Michael Wright
Michael Wright

It took a long time but everyone is finally warming up to oniisan so he can climb the ranks to sit where he belongs.

Jack Wilson
Jack Wilson

When Totty shouldn't exist and ESP Nyanko should be the real 6th brother

Parker Evans
Parker Evans

And OsoKara is more popular.

Parker Russell
Parker Russell

not a problem

Carson Brown
Carson Brown

Just delete Choro and is perfect.

Thomas Gomez
Thomas Gomez

Osochoro/IchiJyushi/Karatodo = canon combos
The crack combo are more popular
BLESS Japan.

Michael Hall
Michael Hall

Indeed.

Brody Lopez
Brody Lopez

Good taste.

Jose Perez
Jose Perez

OsoKaraIchi is god tier.

Kevin Fisher
Kevin Fisher

Best trio

Alexander Green
Alexander Green

It's because Totty is pig disgusting and makes anyone that's paired with him look shitty too

Easton Johnson
Easton Johnson

Why is he the best oniichan?

Grayson Cruz
Grayson Cruz

Please, Totty deserves better.

Samuel Ward
Samuel Ward

You mean worst oniichan, right? That's why we love him.

Ayden Hughes
Ayden Hughes

Because he isn't Todomatsu.

Wyatt Cooper
Wyatt Cooper

Fuck off

Joseph Watson
Joseph Watson

sees one of his younger brothers attempt to rape another younger brother
tries to run away and pretends that nothing happened
literally the worst

Connor Ross
Connor Ross

best oniichan
Nah. Kara is the oniichan.

Xavier Roberts
Xavier Roberts

-KunComboFag is mad.

Liam Cox
Liam Cox

Only landwhales like IchiKara

Isaiah Rogers
Isaiah Rogers

this user knows

Easton Torres
Easton Torres

https://twitter.com/kirafes1024nobu/status/734280374973407232

Rip Ichifags

Aaron Peterson
Aaron Peterson

The Jyushi shouldn't exist theory?

Gabriel Murphy
Gabriel Murphy

Has to be fake, there is no fucking way.

Austin Nelson
Austin Nelson

I'm glad it's finally canon.
Choro should be next.

Ayden Powell
Ayden Powell

Isn't this just some dumb store why would this is any way represent the entirety of the fan-base?

Jose Russell
Jose Russell

There's more sheets underneath, genius. He has 3 while the others have 2.

David Green
David Green

Ichi has the most votes.
He's on his 3rd sheet, the rest are on their 2nd sheet.

Mason Hill
Mason Hill

It's Ichi three page, are you blind? stupid karafag

Evan Stewart
Evan Stewart

don't be like this

Brandon Nelson
Brandon Nelson

Oso = 2 pages
Kara - 2 pages
Choro = 2 pages
Ichi = 3 pages
Totty = 2 pages

Ichi is winning user.

Jaxon Evans
Jaxon Evans

They already tried that and look how much it caused so much shit. Its better to just to ignore him like he should be.

Andrew Peterson
Andrew Peterson

I agree on both.

Carson Phillips
Carson Phillips

Shittymatsu and his fans shouldn't exist

Cameron Turner
Cameron Turner

Why does Juice have 5?

Logan Young
Logan Young

Well, now it's either Ichi or Jyushi. How are we even supposed to count that? We don't even know how many sticker Ichi has on two ther pages.
Who the fuck votes on F6 Jyushi? He's Jyushi only in name.

Robert Jackson
Robert Jackson

One of them should be the not random Jyushi, maybe.

Thomas Cook
Thomas Cook

I'm asking why he has five different pictures to vote on while the rest seem to only have one.

Aaron Kelly
Aaron Kelly

F6 Jyushi looks like Makoto and Makoto is best free I can't blame them.

Liam Richardson
Liam Richardson

Well, second Jyushi is the stock one, right? That's probably the not random one. Probably.

Joshua Bennett
Joshua Bennett

How is this fair? Hey lets put several category of the same character up while only giving the others one spot. Fucking these meme loving fucks. 4 and 5 are the only choices anyways before the whole baseball shtick

Andrew Rodriguez
Andrew Rodriguez

I know, user. I'm just voicing my confusion. I have no idea why he has 5 either.

Parker Ramirez
Parker Ramirez

Ichifags are so easily triggered.

Jason Brown
Jason Brown

That was probably part of an Animate display focused on Juice. There were some a while back where you had to choose between 5 Karas for the Kara display, 5 Choros for the choro display, and so on.

Aaron Brooks
Aaron Brooks

F6 jyushi is a mistake, worst F6 actually

Robert Hill
Robert Hill

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed.

Caleb Martin
Caleb Martin

Go back to tumblr landwhale

Xavier Bailey
Xavier Bailey

then what's the point of adding the other matsus?

Hudson Young
Hudson Young

Ichifags are so easily triggered.
and look how they can't asume that Jyushi is best Matsu

Leo Long
Leo Long

The only best matsu is Kara.

Xavier Brown
Xavier Brown

Imagine a Choromatsu-san with five differents Choros.

Sebastian Sanchez
Sebastian Sanchez

Sadly not I am far worse I am a Chorofag.

Easton Mitchell
Easton Mitchell

Not triggered, just very surprised. I could see Ichi and Kara going back in forth for first place but seeing Oso (theoretically) jump was strange. It's not like we've had new media lately to change people's opinions, but seems like with the page count it's business as usual.

Juan Rogers
Juan Rogers

YAMETE.

Jordan Cox
Jordan Cox

Ichifag
Please, i have good taste. I'am a Karafag.

Christian Wood
Christian Wood

Hard not to, Ichi Defense Force is strong and pretty much everywhere.

Fuck, there was that one image not too long ago with Ichi bullying Kara, Kara finally trying to talk back only to get bashed for that by the others. Obviously I can't find it now.

Henry Myers
Henry Myers

Probably just a week by week brother ranking, with the 5 of the same matsus thing being which version of the focus brother you like.

Levi Russell
Levi Russell

Why is Ichimatsu crying? Is he in pain?

Evan Lewis
Evan Lewis

He's holding Kara
of course he is in pain, he's fucking suffering and needs to be put down

Dylan Foster
Dylan Foster

Mix of joy and pain.

Hunter Rivera
Hunter Rivera

I ammend this: Sakana-chan might actually be a paizuri toy with a sweater sleeve to simulate fucking her sweater puppies.

Hudson Bennett
Hudson Bennett

Now.
https://twitter.com/PIKU2N/status/734425151652007936

Samuel White
Samuel White

That Kara is a real, right? I honestly can't tell

Owen Nguyen
Owen Nguyen

welp
at least it's cute

Justin Perry
Justin Perry

What Smithsonian exhibit did they steal that model from?

Andrew Johnson
Andrew Johnson

Kara is a real hooman bean, Ichi is a doll
Literally a doll of darkness. Cute doll of darkness.

Jaxon Jenkins
Jaxon Jenkins

Here have something horrifying in return for showing me this.

Jaxson Peterson
Jaxson Peterson

I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be Totty

Chase Smith
Chase Smith

Are you colorblind?

Colton Wood
Colton Wood

うちのラブドールに一松
Also he has Ichi and Kara in his header photo

Leo Myers
Leo Myers

Most people mix up Todo's colors up all the time so probably yes they are color blind.

Nolan Lopez
Nolan Lopez

That is a pink shirt in a room with blue lighting.

Leo Myers
Leo Myers

all that images of the blonde doll.

Did he just NTR his doll waifu with Ichi?

Caleb Martin
Caleb Martin

He just dressed her up as Ichi. That's why it has green eyes and girly face.
It's more of a roleplay than NTR.

Samuel Clark
Samuel Clark

He changed his doll waifu to look like Ichi. Doll waifu has a hard life.

Levi Moore
Levi Moore

This guy is famous for being a sleaze ball that draws doujins to hit on fujos at events and unbelievably, some are willing to hug him. Disgusting.

Grayson Lewis
Grayson Lewis

I would hug him

Adrian Torres
Adrian Torres

unbelievably
Well, he's pretty hot to be honest.

Jason Long
Jason Long

Heh, he doesn't look half bad.

Noah Perez
Noah Perez

Heh,
Karamatsu, is that you?

Jonathan Morris
Jonathan Morris

male
kinda hot
draws doujins for fujos
yup instant fame

Nolan Watson
Nolan Watson

No shit they would, he's a very good looking artist who's not afraid to be androgynous. If you didn't know he was sleazy he'd be a catch, but it's clear from the massive amount of doll stuff that there's something up.

Kevin Diaz
Kevin Diaz

Would you be so willing when you know he literally goes for the lips and neck during those hugs at events and has distributed saliva covered pads before? He's a creep.

Luis Sanders
Luis Sanders

He's a good looking guy, why does he need to do that kind of shit?
saliva covered pads
Yeah, you sure that was just saliva?

Evan Powell
Evan Powell

Creeps gotta creep.

Christian Bailey
Christian Bailey

not if I kiss him first

Mason Perez
Mason Perez

be a little hot
find fujo fandom about six unlovable creeps
no matter how bad you are, you seem attractive next to them

The man's got it figured out.

Chase Martin
Chase Martin

unlovable
They're loved by the fujos though

Nathaniel Foster
Nathaniel Foster

unlovable by normal, actually competent members of society

Luis Morris
Luis Morris

What I'm saying is he's already filtered the girls with standards out.

Jacob Rivera
Jacob Rivera

starts midday on the west side of the country
Ugh. I guess it's what NEETS would want though.

Ian Ward
Ian Ward

distributed saliva covered pads
That's like next level narcissism

Matthew Nguyen
Matthew Nguyen

Any anons planning on doing anything to celebrate the Matsus birthday? Besides the stream of course.

I'll probably just draw something.

Dylan Robinson
Dylan Robinson

I'm going to jerk off.

Nicholas Wright
Nicholas Wright

Heaven.

William White
William White

arigatouuu

Easton Gutierrez
Easton Gutierrez

Whats happened with http://mkrmkr.net/s/matsu/?

Julian Williams
Julian Williams

w-want

Brayden Evans
Brayden Evans

Holy shit majority of the skits are really infuriating. Why do you guys like this?

Colton Cooper
Colton Cooper

How far in are you? A lot of the early ones aren't as good as later on, but it might not be for you in general.

Lincoln Hall
Lincoln Hall

Infuriating in what way exactly?

Andrew James
Andrew James

I'm currently at episode 8. I just can't find this calming detective funny.

I just find a lot of the antics of the brothers to be more annoying than funny.

Matthew Williams
Matthew Williams

I'll agree that some of the eps they put out as early eps are just not the strongest ones, but if you've gone as far as 8 and you're still not really into it, it's probably just a style of humor that isn't for you.

There's no real discussion to be had about it, comedy is really subjective like that.

I don't mind Calming Detective but the only parts I really laughed at where the egregious shots of Ichi cosplaying Jason standing around in the middle of the commotion and being overlooked.

Nathaniel Price
Nathaniel Price

If you've been that far and don't like it at all then it's probably not the show for you. Gag anime do tend to be hit or miss, it ended up being a hit for people in the thread.

Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor

Yeah, I guess I'll try until 10 and stop if I still can't adjust to it.

I found the murderer being in plain sight to be funny, but the calming detective was just plain annoying.

Sebastian Gomez
Sebastian Gomez

Thank you user, you are awesome.
[I want to eat a snack] How about you taste the fruit of madness instead?
Fucking hell.

Jackson Taylor
Jackson Taylor

Since you already know their characters now I'd actually recommend episode 23, not to get you to watch the rest of the series, but you'll probably have a good time. At least you can see the best of what it has to offer even if you're not sticking around.

Christian Morales
Christian Morales

If you don't like the style of humor where characters are absolutely terrible people to each other, it's probably not going to catch you.

If you sat through the Sutabaa skit and it didn't win you over, I don't think anything will.

Xavier Adams
Xavier Adams

What do you consider to be funny then? Because to me it seems like you are not looking to watch it for the comedy or taking it more seriously then you should.

Lincoln Morales
Lincoln Morales

I'm sure you'll find it funny if you keep watching. I like the calming detective bit, but I remember first watching it thinking it was a little annoying. I guess I don't like seeing competent people losing.

Jeremiah Richardson
Jeremiah Richardson

He's right though.

Michael Lewis
Michael Lewis

Best pairing. Thank you so much user.

Chase Phillips
Chase Phillips

Did he fart on him here?

Xavier Cook
Xavier Cook

Then why are you still watching? Most people would just stop watching something they don't like so why are you forcing yourself to continue on?

Robert Torres
Robert Torres

3 pages of ichi
Nice

Jacob Kelly
Jacob Kelly

Ichi on 3rd page
stickers on 2nd page looking pretty sparse there unless they are all yellow

Grayson Myers
Grayson Myers

Literally the only good F6 and only because of his eyebrows and midriff.

Nolan Peterson
Nolan Peterson

Why does F6 Ichi have thick eyebrows and not Kara?

Connor Stewart
Connor Stewart

Because Ichi gets to have the eyebrows he's always dreamed of in his alternate form. And actually, while they're thick, they're still supposed to be kind of short and angled in.

No idea why Kara's F6 doesn't have strong brows, though.

Isaac Allen
Isaac Allen

In the first episode there is a shot that shows their profiles at once and Kara has noticeably thicker eyebrows than the other 4.
Ichi's are just smaller and triangle-shaped while Kara's have normal shape and are just thicker.

Jonathan Harris
Jonathan Harris

not reflection

Did you even watch the show?

Brody Diaz
Brody Diaz

Not sure what you're getting at, F6 Kara's eyebrows are still thicker than the other 4.

Joshua Carter
Joshua Carter

I want to draw something special but it feels like everything's been done already. I've been thinking about it for the past week and I still have no ideas for poses/composition.

I have everything to make a cakemix cake too, though I'd have to clean my kitchen first.

Brandon Wright
Brandon Wright

Now that I think about it, I was a bit impatient the first time I watched Calming Detective. I think it's about the mindset when you watch the show. Try not to assume everything will get resolved fairly in the end, because it won't.

Joseph Smith
Joseph Smith

Episode 10 was when I went from kind of liking the show to loving it. I hope it does the same for you.

Parker Garcia
Parker Garcia

Agreed.

Jaxon Flores
Jaxon Flores

neat, straight hair

Absolutely disgusting.

Henry Thomas
Henry Thomas

Having read it again that was mundane as fuck, sorry.

Sebastian Brooks
Sebastian Brooks

karafag
Everytime

Tyler Ramirez
Tyler Ramirez

I hope you all don't point out shippy moments the whole time.
Even platonic because I don't believe you.

Grayson Kelly
Grayson Kelly

Shipping is retarded, specially in a show like this where they are all brothers. Fujos are goiing to do their thing regardless, sadly.

Ayden Nelson
Ayden Nelson

Will we be watching through every episode's opening and ending theme? We including ep 12A?

Hunter Davis
Hunter Davis

What about 3.5?

Jose Torres
Jose Torres

even platonic

Huh? But there are established brother duos, like Ichi and Jyushi and Oso and Choro. The show obviously supports certain platonic relationships and brotherly interactions.

Unless I'm misreading you when you say "I don't believe you".

Intros/outros won't be skipped, but I doubt that's a problem for most people who want to tab out/move away from the PC for a while.

The recap/commentary episode is not included.

3.5 is not included either, even though I want to include it. I couldn't find it readily available on Dailymotion or Youtube. However, if someone knows where I can get 3.5 with subs on the video itself/hard encoded, I can upload it to Dailymotion myself.

James Martinez
James Martinez

Does GB still have it on her channel? I certainly have a youtube rip of that sub.

Cooper Gonzalez
Cooper Gonzalez

It got taken down a while ago, or at least that's what I saw last time I looked.

The "real matsu" short is pretty freely available but the Virgin Heroes skit is not.

Luis Adams
Luis Adams

Oh well. If you want it and it isn't against any sensibilities I could up it on some temporary hosting.

Isaac Cook
Isaac Cook

It's on kissanime

Julian Gomez
Julian Gomez

I'll try to rip it from there and put it on Dailymotion, in that case. Thanks for the tip.

Or you could do that. Basically, I just need it to be on either Youtube or Dailymotion so that it's compatible wit cytube.

Luis Gutierrez
Luis Gutierrez

https://p.fuwafuwa.moe/jerkmp.mp4

Ayden Jenkins
Ayden Jenkins

your ass will never indirectly touch Ichi's naked feet through the subway seat
How it hurts.

Brandon Allen
Brandon Allen

;_;

Mason Edwards
Mason Edwards

When is the stream starting & where?

Jaxon Ward
Jaxon Ward

Ichimatsu looks surprisingly good

Samuel Ortiz
Samuel Ortiz

&
Just leave already.

Hunter Hughes
Hunter Hughes

Choromatsu looks like that Sanrio frog. Cute.

Jeremiah Brooks
Jeremiah Brooks

ichi nendo
Fucking yes, i have been waiting for this. Are there any close up pictures of him?

Elijah Ortiz
Elijah Ortiz

fuck yes

Yeah, it's not that bad. At least from that angle.
Choro looks very froggy.

Caleb Carter
Caleb Carter

They all look really cute. Can't wait to see Jyushi and Totty

Charles Flores
Charles Flores

not yet

Benjamin Thompson
Benjamin Thompson

bigger version

Ian Brown
Ian Brown

Welp, that settles it. I would get the best trio.
Big bros are going to pamper Nendo Ichi.

Dylan Scott
Dylan Scott

Sasuga user, thank you.

Hudson Butler
Hudson Butler

It looks better than I imagined, I will most assuredly get him.

Hudson Davis
Hudson Davis

I don't own a whole lot of Matsu merch, but I absolutely need this and will rush to preorder it.

Julian Collins
Julian Collins

same

Angel Myers
Angel Myers

I'm definitely going to get that ichi now.
big bros are going to pamper nendo ichi
You. I like you.

Joshua Richardson
Joshua Richardson

I already want Oso and Kara, and I have a good feeling Jyushi will be great too. Rip wallet

Carter Edwards
Carter Edwards

So C90 will be the first Comiket with Osomatsu-san entries, right? I'm curious to see the turnout.

Grayson Smith
Grayson Smith

If they don't announce a season 2 on their birthday, what are our hopes then?

Adam Ward
Adam Ward

About the same as ever.

Sebastian Sanders
Sebastian Sanders

6/6/2016

Jackson Cox
Jackson Cox

believe in meme magic

Jordan Wright
Jordan Wright

His devotion to minor characters inspires me. Wish I could do the same for the cute baristas.

Eli Martin
Eli Martin

We thought the same about the 666 tweet. But hey, maybe it's the big bosses who are in their way. Maybe they are itching to announce it just as much as we are itching to hear it announced.

David Reed
David Reed

Did anybody jump the NyaaIchi ship when she was outed as a cunt? Because I think quite a few people did.

Carson Turner
Carson Turner

Why?

Alexander Myers
Alexander Myers

What if there is no Season 2?

Dominic Thompson
Dominic Thompson

Honestly, i don't even think they are going to announce S2 tomorrow. But i know i'll get dissapointed anyways if they really don't.

Chase Diaz
Chase Diaz

We thought the same about the 666 tweet
Well, 6/6/2016 makes a 666. Maybe that tweet was a hint.

Nicholas Ramirez
Nicholas Ramirez

Around September.

Angel Bennett
Angel Bennett

when every fujo already move on to the swords anime and it will just a few of us that will see it, the sales will drop and season 3 never.
I don't own a whole lot of Matsu merch
same, the nendos will be my only matsu merch /blog

Sebastian Hall
Sebastian Hall

It's time.

Connor Fisher
Connor Fisher

お誕生日おめでとう
you disgusting NEETs

Nathan Wilson
Nathan Wilson

What if the Jyushi in the bubble is the true Jyushi?

Josiah Jones
Josiah Jones

wait, it's already 24 in japan?

Ethan Price
Ethan Price

Happy Birthday, idiots.

Wyatt Powell
Wyatt Powell

Yep, for 10 minutes now

Luke Miller
Luke Miller

It's a robot, a copie of the orinal jyushi

Brandon Morris
Brandon Morris

Happy birthday, you awful NEETS.

https://twitter.com/osomatsu_PR/status/733636447849308160

Gabriel Watson
Gabriel Watson

https://twitter.com/osomatsu_PR/status/734761737203920896
Tweet from the official account wishing them happy brthday
And now we wait again

Adam Walker
Adam Walker

Based.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2jcMkxLaD4

Ian Howard
Ian Howard

Happy birthday!

Jeremiah Perry
Jeremiah Perry

These things have always creeped me out.

Hunter Collins
Hunter Collins

Based bongos.

Nathaniel Brooks
Nathaniel Brooks

Remember, they're still doing a stage show event all day. They should announce it there.

Andrew Johnson
Andrew Johnson

Can anyone translate them?

James Long
James Long

This was so stupid and I love it.

Matthew Mitchell
Matthew Mitchell

Ichi muppet is very graceful when he shee.

Isaiah Davis
Isaiah Davis

Comiket booths are balloted so it's by luck, the amount of Osomatsu booths depends on matsu artists getting a table, it'll have a high turnout but it's not really indicative of anything since so many won't get a booth anyway.

Easton Torres
Easton Torres

Not your blog.

William Ramirez
William Ramirez

TONS OF FREE SHIT IN HESOWARS
60 DIAMONDS
3 DIFFERENT PREMIUM GATCHAS WITH HIGHER PULL RATE FOR 3 AND 4 STARS
BE CAREFUL, FIRST ONE HAS A HIGHER CHANCE TO GET YOU OSO, SECOND IS FOR KARA, DUNNO WHEN WILL THE OTHER 4 SHOW UP

Christopher Cruz
Christopher Cruz

Holy hell this show has some talented fans.

https://twitter.com/marudedameko_/status/734760867204452352

Jack Jenkins
Jack Jenkins

happy birthday
http://www.strawpoll.me/10290554

Tyler Lee
Tyler Lee

All this birthday art is adorable, we are really blessed that we have so many great japanese artists who like this show.
Those look so delicious.

Matthew Baker
Matthew Baker

DUNNO WHEN WILL THE OTHER 4 SHOW UP
Tomorrow will be Choro and Ichi, next day will be Jyushi and Todo

Brayden Walker
Brayden Walker

30 minutes into the day and Matsu birthday is already trending with 85.6k Tweets

David Thomas
David Thomas

Ok so I have not seen this yet but how come this is so popular?

Isn't there an original series that aired in the 70s am I supposed to watch that first or does it not matter?

Jordan Reed
Jordan Reed

okay, scratch that, it's 103k now, holy shit

Andrew Lee
Andrew Lee

Looks like theres new outfits too

Jeremiah Sanders
Jeremiah Sanders

Osomatsu-san got popular due to nostalgia and fujos.

You can watch this one without knowing anything about -kun, since the only thing you're missing is some references.

Landon Lewis
Landon Lewis

Don't know if bait but no, you don't need to watch the first series at all. There's hardly a connection, the first ep (while a joke episde that isn't like the rest of the show) pretty much fills you in.

It's popular because it's kind of cute marshmallow-looking boys doing uncute things like ruining each other's chances at living successful lives. It's a lot of fun and the animation can be fantastic sometimes.

Might take while to grow on you though.

Dylan Hernandez
Dylan Hernandez

Osomatsu: “Eh? Today is my birthday?! That means it’s the other guys’ birthdays also, but since I’m the oldest, you can just celebrate mine.”
Karamatsu: “I thank you, Karamatsu Girls! Now, brothers, why don’t we sing the birthday song together?”
Choromatsu: “I am nothing but grateful that you want to celebrate the birthdays of virgin NEETs like us.”
Ichimatsu: “…What’s so great about a birthday?”
Jyushimatsu: “Thank you base-stealing king! A birthday present? I wanna be drafted!”
Todomatsu: “I’m so happy that you’re all celebrating for me. I’m the happiest in the world! ”

Carter Rogers
Carter Rogers

Order doesn't matter since it's just a sketch comedy and the tone of -kun and -san are totally different (they're kids in -kun and the tone of the show is like a lighthearted Japanese kids cartoon, like Doraemon).

We'll be doing a full marathon in about five hours from now if you wanted to get in on that.

Cute, user, thank you very much. I had a chuckle at Oso's.

Luis Sanders
Luis Sanders

Fucking Ichi. Thank you, user!

William Robinson
William Robinson

the itaiest

Luke Stewart
Luke Stewart

the tie
I hate that he looks good. Stupid handsome Karamatsu.

John Gray
John Gray

Even Coca-Cola wants in on this.

Brayden Hall
Brayden Hall

amazing

Landon Ward
Landon Ward

this is in the normal gatcha or the premiun one?

William Myers
William Myers

Fuck, this is tough.

only 70 diamonds
have most of the rare Karas but not all
Oso is almost useless but I have less of him

What to do?

Christopher Rodriguez
Christopher Rodriguez

A toast of honor to the matsus!

Jackson Reed
Jackson Reed

I've got Kara with Oso's gatcha, so it doesn't matter.

James Wood
James Wood

Although Osomatsu-niisan is a miracle of the universe, he's useless. I have a macaron Karamatsu, too. So I plan on skipping out today and wait tomorrow for Choro or the day after for Totty.

James Gonzalez
James Gonzalez

I rolled and got blue suit Kara. Kind of unfair that they released them, it feels like it was jsut to make the golds harder to get. I was hoping for pachinko police or ep 24.

I've got a ton of Choros too.

Nathan Powell
Nathan Powell

We better get more diamonds tomorrow.

Oliver Harris
Oliver Harris

I hope so. Just got 2 oso's and he is pretty useless.

Oliver Jackson
Oliver Jackson

does anyone have any idea when choro and ichi will go up for pre order?

Owen Morales
Owen Morales

Maybe when the preorder period for the other two ends.

Nathan Fisher
Nathan Fisher

Fuck, it ends? I'm trying not to preorder them yet until I know I passed an exam. /blogging Guess I better just do it?

Isaac Jones
Isaac Jones

I think it ends either today or tomorrow. You better hurry up if you want the exclusive bonus.

Logan Adams
Logan Adams

If it's important to you, you should definitely get your preorder in to avoid the possibility of disappointment.

Mason Kelly
Mason Kelly

It ends in 2 days I think

Josiah Walker
Josiah Walker

Holy fuck, thanks guys. This is over on goodsmile right?

Christian Long
Christian Long

So what order are we watching it? 3,3.5, 4 or 3, 4, 3.5, 5?

Jonathan Morales
Jonathan Morales

3 then 3.5.

I'm flexible though. In about 10 I'll be leaving and coming back for it, so if you want me to change it, you should let me know now.

Jackson Nelson
Jackson Nelson

Happy birthday.

William Sullivan
William Sullivan

/DON'T LOSE YOUR WAY/

Hudson Fisher
Hudson Fisher

Holy shit, I chuckled. I don't care for the pairing but that's brilliant.

Leo Ross
Leo Ross

I like how it gradually but almost silently worst-matsu was removed and then slowly replaced with shittiest-but-more-loved-matsu

Alexander White
Alexander White

Now, brothers, why don’t we sing the birthday song together?
Of course he would say something embarrassing like that

Jordan Moore
Jordan Moore

I'd like to see the deal with whoever these girls were, even if they weren't true friends and just laugh about his small dick behind his back.

Justin Peterson
Justin Peterson

planned to buy a cake and eating all by myself and think that's the saddest thing in the world
see this
thanks, now I feel better
/karafag blog

Aiden Taylor
Aiden Taylor

They probably don't forgive him for getting thrown out and left behind during the go-kart race.

Adrian Turner
Adrian Turner

ahahah
I'm dead

Thomas Perry
Thomas Perry

Probably, if the throw didn't kill them but that point still stands. Left them to get nuked by Iyami even.

Landon Long
Landon Long

I was in tears laughing, this is beautiful.
I love how the Kara cake looks mildly frightened

Hudson Hughes
Hudson Hughes

Dayoon Waifu
Sacchi
Shitty Flower Waifu

It's like Christmas and Summer Vacation rolled into one.

Julian Anderson
Julian Anderson

Having to take an Ichi cap from when he kissed a brother that definitely wasn't Kara

Ian Reed
Ian Reed

I want to eat ichis face

Justin Bennett
Justin Bennett

Fujoshits reaching as usual, what's new.

Ethan Gonzalez
Ethan Gonzalez

Being butthurt over some fujocake

Jeremiah Ortiz
Jeremiah Ortiz

Don't reply. I'm laughing here.

Eli Sanchez
Eli Sanchez

It's as if their spirits are soaring out of the cakes.

Jack Mitchell
Jack Mitchell

I'm dying

Logan King
Logan King

What does karaichi taste like?

Lincoln Parker
Lincoln Parker

Pain and Cats.

Hunter King
Hunter King

Regret.

Gabriel Jackson
Gabriel Jackson

Dissapointment.

Cooper Sullivan
Cooper Sullivan

A mix between heaven and burned asshair.

Juan Perez
Juan Perez

Paradise.

Charles Perry
Charles Perry

The smell two men gives off.

Angel Martinez
Angel Martinez

Wine, sweat and tears.

Grayson Ramirez
Grayson Ramirez

Pain and cat piss

Nathan Morales
Nathan Morales

the presents they give each other

This is the cutest fucking thing, anyone here who could translate please? 1/2

Matthew Baker
Matthew Baker

2/2
https://twitter.com/hokuso_mk/status/734761726416064516

Carter Phillips
Carter Phillips

My mistake, 3/3

Nicholas Edwards
Nicholas Edwards

Jyushi's presents are shitty.

Tyler Sanders
Tyler Sanders

Ichi just gives Kara his glasses back

Matthew Edwards
Matthew Edwards

eveyone gives Jyushi real shit
he gives everyone else flowers

That is fucked up. He's special, but not that special.

Andrew Clark
Andrew Clark

Fuck Jyushi.

Justin Hall
Justin Hall

Choro giving Oso a piggy bank
my sides

Elijah Phillips
Elijah Phillips

I saw it as sweet but secretly lazy. I don't know if that was the artist's intention though.

Noah Walker
Noah Walker

Kara gives ichi sunglasses with kittens on them because Ichi loves smashing them, whereas Ichi gives Kara skull-sunglasses because he loves sunglasses.

Eli Ramirez
Eli Ramirez

It's not new that many people put Jyushi on the same level as a little kid, I wish this wasn't the case

Jackson Foster
Jackson Foster

You guys are too materialistic. He picked a special flower for each of them.

Ryan Morgan
Ryan Morgan

Reminds me of the comic where they all give their mom some money in secret, but Juicy gives her acorns.

Autism or lazieness disguised as idiocy, we ,may never know.

Kayden Martinez
Kayden Martinez

Still shitty.

Jose Richardson
Jose Richardson

Ichimatsu returning Kara's present
Hidoi

Dylan Cox
Dylan Cox

Not the same user, look again.

Nathaniel Garcia
Nathaniel Garcia

Nevemind, I should scroll further down the page before commenting.

Logan Watson
Logan Watson

a fan
guitar cleaner
empty beer bottle
rope
They are almost all shitty but they all have meaning.

Landon Diaz
Landon Diaz

Oso gives Ichi cat ears when he can grow them at will
Choro gives Ichi tickets to cat cafe when Ichi can just hang out with his cats for free
Ichi gives Totty a book about bellybuttons
"Basebool"

Colton Ross
Colton Ross

The mix of cheap strong cologne and cat piss must be shit.

Ethan Butler
Ethan Butler

Or make an incredible new fragrance, you will never know until you try it.

Hunter Anderson
Hunter Anderson

that Choro

David Taylor
David Taylor

Oso still eating the cake
My sides

Kayden Myers
Kayden Myers

Oso gives no fucks

Ethan Foster
Ethan Foster

jyushimatsu
RIP Karamatsu

Josiah Cruz
Josiah Cruz

Oso could give less of a shit.

Justin Murphy
Justin Murphy

I bet Ichi's neck smells like fresh laundry and soap with a tint of gym locker.

Noah Bailey
Noah Bailey

kara is painful even in death

Gavin Price
Gavin Price

5 hours
season 2 still not announced
JUST

Alexander Cox
Alexander Cox

Most people in Japan are probably not even awake right now, give it time.

Easton Reyes
Easton Reyes

Stream when ?

Jacob Williams
Jacob Williams

Look at the thread, user.

Jack Hill
Jack Hill

Translation please?

Dominic Peterson
Dominic Peterson

I think 1 hour. The thread won't last until then.

Austin Ortiz
Austin Ortiz

juuchi giving out only flowers
kara all feshion related
ichi returning kara present to him (I think? the cat is missing)

damn really cute.
In reality, they probably have a reaction worse than the christmas special.

Oliver Torres
Oliver Torres

One year they try to make a pact that no one has to get presents for the others, only to realize that getting five shitty presents is better than getting no presents at all.

Austin Gutierrez
Austin Gutierrez

ichi returning kara present to him
Read the thread

Isaac Hall
Isaac Hall

Bye bye thread! See you all at the stream!

Dylan Campbell
Dylan Campbell

I-It's still locked.

Anthony Ross
Anthony Ross

Patience. It'll be open in just under 15min.

Jace Phillips
Jace Phillips

Would a thread on the side to discuss be overkill?

Ethan Gutierrez
Ethan Gutierrez

On one hand, maybe.
On the other hand, worse girls than this get birthday threads.

Levi Nguyen
Levi Nguyen

No, I'll make one soon. Though it won't really be discussion so much as it will be to direct the latecomers to the room and actually say "yep this is starting now". It's just awkward timing. Waiting for this one to fall off/get archived.

Easton Cruz
Easton Cruz

Well, there's supposed to be some event later today, no? Maybe that will generate some discussion

Ayden Rogers
Ayden Rogers

The room is open and things will start in about 10 min.

New thread is over here, unfortunately timing made doubling up necessary for now. It shouldn't be long before this thread dies, though.

/a/thread/141914784#p141914784

Ah, that's true. I forgot.

Jeremiah Gutierrez
Jeremiah Gutierrez

I'm having some connectivity issues. Also
making a poll of favourite matsus
Why?

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