Why don't you accept Yuugumo's love?
Kantai Collection KanColle
Because I'm already married.
Haruna is daijoubu!
Green hair always looks awful
Too much hair.
Because of her sister's who'll cock-block me and set the MPs on me.
All I just want to do is tenderly take her virginity and then roughly take her butt virginity
Never enough hair.
Kaga is love and life
Iowa is the most valuable!? Really? Thanks! (kiss)
You can imagine this scene in the anime, where Iowa is the only one assertive enough to straight up kiss the Admiral casually on the lips in front of all the shipgirls.
Chaos ensues, Admiral goes EHHHHHHH? as the camera pans up to the sky.
Because she's not Asashimo nor the duckies. I only like her, not love her.
Who do you think will be Kongou's next new lesbian lover?
Kongou would do that
very cute naka dancing at incredible hihg speed
This isn't nice
Motherfucker must have Hulk strength if he can hit her from that angle hard enough to make her bleed.
Kongou is probably one of the straightest characters in this. Its like making Atago or Takao gay.
i already have akatsuki's
Don't make a face like that Akatsuki-chan!
Kongou is better off being a lesbian. We should really be thankful that the fanbase has realized her lesbian love with Iowa since it means that we are one step closer from entirely removing the hetero trash that kancolle was never meant to have in it.
What do you think is the cutest part about ShiguHibi?
could bongou even carry iowa?
In the trash it goes
Those eyes tho
I saw that thread you made
Asashimo would bite me if I did.
What's Agano's personality supposed to be?
What do you call these kind of panty shots?
Help! I'm in love with Ooyodo-san!
Lazy, forgetful and a little airheaded. Her idle line suggests she slacks off on duty, and complains the Admiral works too hard. She's forgetful because she makes planes with Noshiro and forgets them, but doesn't seem overtly concerned about why this might be an issue.
Then do your fucking dailies.
She is so cute, best Gumo.
I tell you tomorrow.
Haruna isn't the one bleeding
The guy got a heavy cut from the antenna while trying to protect her
those slippers are my fetish
what are they called
I want to deceive the lewd American
Someone who squirts milk from her breasts
Diejoubu. At least it isn't LSC or else you would really need to end it all.
Has Yoshinori ever said why Yamato has a ponytail? Just because, or some connection to Houshou?
because i have kaga.
but what type of slippers are they
are they slip-on or heelless or what
so many girls wear them in my chinese cartoons, the exact name for them seems very elusive
Because he thought it would look good on her. This whole Yamato-Houshou shit is complete fanfiction, they never interact in her lines.
Does a girl need a reason to wear a ponytail?
These are too lovely
too bad iowa is fucking shit
Go back to the wikia SEA weeaboo.
I'm correct though.
You have very cute front teeth
What did she mean by this?
WE'RE THE BEST
IT'S THE BEST BATTLESHIP
YOU ROOT FOR THE YANKEES
YOU LOVE THE BOYS
She wants to brush Yukikaze's teeth.
combined fleet girl
What if she bites?
It can be necessary to discipline unruly children but hopefully it doesn't come to that.
tfw you will never eat a variety of burgers with her
Is anal daijoubu?
Iowa is pretty great.
I imagine she gets along well with Suzuya, Sazanami and the more "modern"-acting shipgirls.
Sup hip hop.
Poor Haruna won't be able to take a shit normally after all that hardcore anal sex.
You mean the shiptrap?
Is that bbq sauce under the meat? Disgusting
I want Kiso to teach me the importance of skinship.
Kagalove is real
I am going to have to wait a year from now or more to get Iowa.
now take the gameplay and your shit character to /jp/
She is joint cutest with Kiyoshimo
Generic stereotypes with grating voices are a okay
You fuck off weaboo.
At least I don't like trash characters.
Haruna/Kashima fusion go!
because this sister is better in all regards.
Everyone knows only wikiashitters hate Iowa, which makes you lower than trash.
Who's your waifu user? Teach me about your superior taste.
Kiyoshimo is a traitor.
Libeccio likes Warspite too.
Kiyo is my daughteru.
Third favorite Gumo behind Asashimo and Hayashimo, that is cute as fuck.
CUM INSIDE HEAVENLY DRAGON AND LATE RAIN
It was all for the greater good.
Not puffy enough
sinking ships in such an easy event
Letting any shipgirl sink
And fucking Kuma? You're a piece of shit TTK.
She is just BB sexual. That doujin with her and Musashi doubleteaming the Admiral is dickrendingly good
I apologize for stating the obvious, but how did you know I was doing 1-4?
Sacrifices had to be made, user. If its all for getting a certain ship-girl then I would gladly sink a common ship-girl that is Kuma.
Shame because she was level 17 as well. But I didn't want to go back so I decided to play with RNG.
what the hell
sinking ships in normal maps
Don't lewd Kiyoshimo, user
Sacrifices had to be made
I couldn't be arsed retreating (and wait god knows how long for my morale to recover) and I was already running low on fuel.
Just a pity it wasn't Akebono.
Bad user! That's my daughteru.
A hungry wolf is the most desperate.
I love it when this bitch does that to the Rus in the node I'm farming at, satisfying as fuck.
How big does a dick need to be for this love hotel to be satisfied?
The purest girls often become incredibly fucking sexual when awoken to the ways of the lewd. Like Wanko in Majikoi for instance
1 more week to get your duckies.
You mean Yuus and Oyashio.
But there's no new ducky this event.
I got two Teruzuki's.
Please come home Akizuki.
Then you already got the best ducky.
But I want both duckies and hopefully Hatsuzuki in the future and any other new duck that Yoshinori conjures up.
What is Kashima for?
Who would be the best at paizuri?
I love Teruzuki the most too user, but come on, they're all good. And you wouldn't want to leave her as the lone duck at the bast would you? Its too sad.
Even if you think of her purely as resources, consider the fuel invested in her exp that has been lost.
Regardless. you're shit.
Being admiral's wife
Why not all three?
New fetish get!
A M E R I C A
oy vey it's anudda kloah!
What about Chiyoda?
And now for a change of pace.
So is Hokke any good?
I never thought I would see something more disappointing than overhyped chuuha armored carriers' scratch damage, but Graf night shelling sure took the cake. I wish the plane launching hadn't been a bug.
Missing Shoukaku here,
To be fair, if carriers were allowed to use their guns at night, Akagi and Kaga would be outgunning Graf anyway with their 20cm.
Those 20cm guns also look really silly in those pictures.
not liking BBQ sauce on burgers.
I'm not gonna say you're a faggot, but you're one lick away.
Chapter 124 tomorrow.
Smug Yuu is one of the best things to come out of the 4koma.
And now for something completely different. This came in the mail today. Hope you enjoy it.
東京アクティブNEETs - 艦JAZZ2 (2016) [FLAC].zip
Any status on this one?
that Yuu smile
My fucking heart
I want kashima to blow my trumpet
Someone actually thought this was a good idea.
Getting those shots is really fucking hard ya know
None of the girls are gay.
I mean I don't know about you but this just doesn't seem sound.
But you are.
Might be better to reduce repetition of Then and Huh in Graf's lines.
Definitely worth the pain in the ass of acquiring her.
I love Hagikaze!
Shoukaku has average luck.
le cliche drunk fighter
I can't understand German, what do those words mean?
I'm watching the anime for the first time.
Why does the one destroyer say "Poi" so much?
Because the studio couldn't make a good character out of her game lines so they just made her a retard with a fucking annoying verbal tic.
Because Poi says what Poi wants.
I love the dog flaps
watching the anime
Why would you do that?
It was good, it had lots of nice yuri moments in it.
can't shitpost about something you haven't watched.
anything about the anime other than the OP
Into the trash your opinion goes
Just browse Sup Forums and learn the patterns. Pretend that you have watched shit and join bandwagon. Besides, the threads spoiled you lot already.
Read Graf's lines.
The ED is better.
ED wasn't as fun in the Truk event.
4koma Kaga when?
tfw when I can follow the German lines exactly like how Hayami voiced Graf
Don't remind me of Iowa and her bastardized English.
But I already have. How could I not accept the love of my cute little Yuugumo?
I already got used to Iowa's lines while farming for Oyashio and PvP, why haven't you?
No one cares about her, so never.
Stop, you're making me sad about how there aren't many good yuugumo doujin
Well, "cute, just the right size" doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.
Go yell at someone to buy and scan them then.
I think "Cute" works just fine myself, but you have a point.
Who is the best KanColle artist and why is it Fujikawa?
Conisi and UGUME, the only ones that clear hard mode.
Do they have max memedals though?
Nagato is a man.
So do the elevens like Iowa then?
Yes, they received her even better than gaijins.
A forced pairing by a couple of literally who yurishit artists.
Cool, just got a Yuu from E-3.
She eluded me for multiple events, but now she's finally mine!
Literally only retards and wikiashitters hate her.
a couple of literally who yurishit artists
Have a (Yuu).
So is the Iowa and Kongou bullshit but do you think anyone else cares to make it stop?
why is yamashiro much cuter and lovely than fusou?
Iowa/Kongou is as retarded as they come. Just a fad that the yurishitters jumped into.
I don't get this pairing.
Guessing you were late to the who pixiv artists (two of them) who started forcing it and then the yuri spammer posting and creating threads about it. Also not seeing what your twitter links is about since there aren't really that many and the few top ones are the deviantart indo tier shit like the iowa/kongou.
Because they have a reasoning behind doing it.
Are you angry that a yuri paring is getting more popular? That's really cute~
I like her hairstyle more, but she's a bitch.
Iowa is much larger and has far more horsepower. She should be the one doing the carrying.
An American suddenly appears, and the most hetero girl gets turned into a dyke overnight.
Shigure's reactions in that image always bring a smile to my heart.
why haven't you
Because I live in a community that speaks normal English all the time?
You know what the best thing is about this pairing? It shows that even artists that start off with making trashy waifu crap can be converted to making only superiour yuri content.
It makes sense. They're both genki, they're battleships, and the America/England trope is always fun.
pointing out buck teeth and calling said person a beaver
That's some harsh casual bullying there, Iowa
So do I, what's the problem?
Don't engage the yurishitters, it doesn't do anything but give them more attention.
Great lovers, really beautiful!
Now we can get rid of that shitty personalization that Kongou is "only heterosexual" like this poster said.
Not a fan of yuri, but pairing Kongou with Iowa is anything but silly given contextually is 99% female centric cast.
It is, even worse on how some dumb fans, especially foreigners, are pushing it.
I need to titfuck a ship.
Are you Japanese?
Now that Kongou has a proper yuri lover we can officially state that all the kantai girl are lesbians!
You will help her with her wounds?
Well these are the same fans who pushed the burger thing on Iowa, yet in the game she ended up not even mentioning burgers even worse.
And thank god, nothing is worse than a person vacationing to other regions and want to eat food native to their own and nothing but that.
Wouldn't their position cause those guns to have very limited arcs of fire?
When she says salty instead of sortie.
over 100 sorties
only 1 yuu
Can I get another lads?
Well, they seem exposed enough so that they can elevate and rotate about 90 degrees.
There are people who did 300 sorties and more and only got one. It all comes down to dumb luck, user.
I'll help create more, sure.
Maybe it's because I spent a few weeks in Japan and high school girls tried speaking in English to me to impress their boyfriends, but I hear sortie.
I did hundreds of runs, rested a few days, and got a Yuu on the first sortie on my second runthrough. It's all RNG-sama's plan.
I sure hope so, I've got a theory going rares are given out at time intervals and you just gotta catch the wave.
Holy shit that looks like shit.
Will give her some buckets until she feels better.
I want to
gently love Teruzuki.
And this one
Nips might think it's cute but it's cringe-worthy for me.
Can't wait for Warspite and Iowa interaction.
Such a beautiful married couple.
If she behaves like a good girl I'll fix not only her physical and mental wound but also make her a mother.
Why does Iowa look literally like a man?
Because that's what she's meant to replace.
It's more the loss of her neck that worries me.
Such beautiful married to the male admiral girls. The girls were still sleeping after the threesome when he woke up to go to work
Aqua's nendo announced at the same time
Rolling out the tough choices, Goodsmile.
Why not both? You can survive on cup noodles for a month.
Are you a child where bad words = angry? You must have done olives where you have hard times recognizing human emotions. It's the same thing kagautist had if you want a clue.
That art style
She's about to be beaten isn't she?
Soft and fluffy.
What do you expect from the typical tumblr looking art that spawns from that shit.
cups breaking without being touched
Their luck transcends space and time.
You know it
Add glasses and she becomes an abyssal
Don't even need that.
Would you wake up a Taihou?
Sendai is such a lovable cheeky harlot
I would have hot yasen with her all night if you know what I mean.
I'd wake her up lewdly
That would be extremely fluffy.
Tell me she doesn't like it.
Night-Ba-ttle! Let's go! Night-Ba-ttle! Onward!
She's and her sister are going to their death, user. This class cannot into yasen.
Although Pola probably thinks she's just going to drink somewhere.
please stop blogging in Sup Forums threads.
I wasn't making a comment on their effectiveness user.
Simply her willingness.
probably thinks she's just going to drink somewhere.
Sounds like some other CA.
Tell you what. You interpret the line the way you want.
I'll do the same.
What does Kasumi taste like?
elevate 90 degrees
i dont know about that
Upshorts. Highly underrated.
It is truly a blessing.
I want to taste her lower mouth.
I don't get it, did he just stab himself?
I want to shoot my torpedo into Shimakaze's stern.
If you know what I mean.
She sounds wasted.
she's about as sober as a barrel of bourbon
why is kaga such a cutie?
She really isn't
Wow, stealing Kirishima's glasses? What a bully. Should be scrapped for being such a bitch.
She's not that cute. She's just popular because Japs love her archetype. There are much cuter girls.
Kirishima without glasses is a miracle of the universe
shigure a best
Give those back you cunt
Why couldn't it be Kongou with glasses?
Kaga is too cute
You are too retarded.
Piss off already.
All me :^)
Would you like Myoukou better if she had a ponytail and a huge ass?
Not everyone here is as retarded as you are, mate.
Enlighten me as to who the best girl is, subhumans.
No, she needs to pluck those eyebrows.
Anyone but Kaga.
Lagacocks calling others subhuman
Alright: Sendai, Kashima, Haguro, Yamato, Taihou, Zuihou, All ducks and Iowa.
Fucking fight me.
No she doesn't.
The list is long, mate. Zuikaku, Kongou-class, Sendai, Maya, Shigure, Akashi, Shoukaku, and many more.
Kaga still is best.
All shit compared to Kaga
especially Kashima, Yamato, and Americanshit
All shit compared to Kaga
Shirayuki is my favorite Bucky.
All shit compared to Kaga
especially Kashima, Yamato, and Americanshit
All shit compared to Kaga
You have the most abhorrent taste, but I am a generous soul and assume that you're only baiting.
NTR'd by your dead old man
I will find you shitposting on your windows phone and kill your nigger ass for those fighting words
Still responding to him
I don't know who's worse.
Which ship girls lap would you guys want to sleep on?
retarded kagafag thinks his opinion matters.
Murakumo's of course.
Just listened to her game lines
All of them are slick jokes about how big her tits are, how soft she is and her motherly charm. Even her breast milk.
Truly the softest.
What's your favorite line from the game?
Hey, if it gets me laid, who cares who she thinks of during the act?
Many girls threaten to attack TTK, bu Zuikaku is one of the few who actually do it.
It's just a line. Even with nothing equipped and at taiha she'll still spout it.
It's just a line
And? The question was about people's favourite line.
I wasn't responding to that. I was talking about the line where Zuikaku attacks the TTK.
It's not any stupider than Haruna's "daijoubu" when she's at 1HP.
0HP you mean?
Dead girls don't talk.
Why do rivals make the best of friends? Iowa and Yamato are adorable
What's going on here?
Too much shounen-shit does that to you.
She sank during a battle but maintenance started before the battle ended. Apparently you don't lose your sunk ship if that happens.
Unfortunately, that seems to be the only page
sinking a kai ni
What a kuso. I never understood how people could afford doing that. I hate every minute spent levelling a girl, it's so repetitive, and boring.
Too bad her art in-game sucks. Seasonal sprites are cute though.
would you a Kashima?
i Came back to Sup Forums get away from the austistic faggots in /v/, NOT FIND MORE
Why is Shimakaze so unpopular?
I want to ____ Prinz!
fuck Bismarck in front of
Kaga is the sugoiest!
You're fucking retarded.
Go smash your own phone you retard.
What an unexpected response from our retarded kagafag.
You're not fooling anyone, retarded kagafag.
No Kaga No Wife
This thread is also for game discussion right?
You could try, but expect a few "/jp/".
I dunno, just seems like no one posts her anymore.
he's a mobileposter
he calls everyone retarded
he's been posting the same pictures for a year
Why is this guy not banned again?
Translate it you weeaboos
The retard, Lagashit.
Me too user, me too.
I hope she is available during the next event so I can at least marry her in game
Oh, I didn't catch those filenames. I'm used to phone posters standing out with 'image.jpeg'
I want to FUCK Naganami.
wanting to marry someone you haven't even met yet
It's strange not having the usual "Kaga random shit.png" but it's the same retard.
Mods don't care.
I've listened to all the voice lines and collect all the fanart i can find. Does that make me a stalker?
What's wrong with you?
Yes it does.
But hey, she's a stalker too. You'll get along fine when you finally meet, kindred spirits and all.
We don't live in your third world shit timezone, go kill yourself.
My burning desire to fuck Naganami hasn't been satiated yet.
There's no timezone for a retard like him. He spends his days and nights spamming Kaga.
DDs are for fucking.
The MP won't allow that.
What's your favorite heavy cruiser?
When girls wear shorts and their panties peak out is my weakness
Atlanta-san, the (to be implemented) AA goddess.
Kako. It hurts so much that she will never be my prince charming.
why isn't this bannable
Furutaka, Aoba, or Maya. Can't decide.
that's actually very good taste in cruisers, but the Atlanta class are light cruisers
There's literally nothing wrong with soft posting.
Furutaka is best girl
I can't hear you over the sound of furutaka holding a freedom bird
Both Atago and Takao. Maya is fucking great too.
Prinz Eugen, Kako, Suzuya, Haguro, Pola.
Forgot Kumano too. I just love her dolphin cries.
Maya is fucking great too.
She is but it's hard to find good art of her.
When's the next time a heavy cruiser's getting her Kai2?
Atago, Takao and Aoba need one.
southamerican battleship when?
More like Kumano.
I want a more offensive Aoba K2 with much better luck.
Hopefully Aoba gets to be used more by then.
Prinz, shes the most perfect girl you could ever find.
95% Spirytus rektyfikowany
she's going to glow at night
She'll come when the devs stop focusing on DDs.
What an angry-looking elephant
Reminder that this day 75 years ago Bismarck obliterated the Hood, killing all but three crewmen
500 more sorties until Kinugasa finally drops.
This is a DD. Yeah fuck that, I'd still tap it.
I don't think there's an MP in the world who'd blame me either.
I was farming F Node at E-2 yesterday and got like 4 of her. I think its a sign she wants me to ring her.
Big words from a criminal.
How the fuck is that even possible?
With enough patience and autism.
I want her before 1-5 gets another boost when I hit level 80.
Prinz is such a cheerful girl, I feel guilty for wanting to plow her until she capsizes.
I LEGIT HAD A TERRIBLE FUCKING DREAM WHERE I GOT KEKED AND SOMEONE FUCKED SENDAI
HOLY SHIT IT WAS FUCKING TERRIBLE
see this in your room, what would you do?
Call the police.
Obviously give her my dick and cream deep inside her.
I still don't understand what this scene was trying to imply in the anime.
That when shipgirls sink they become spooky abyssals.
She's dead Jim.
That Fubuki shot Kisaragi in the face and then sank her (again) and then had the gall to tell Mutsuki to get over it.
What a cunt.
Sunk girls become abyssals.
It's not rocket science.
My doujins were canon after all
destroyer becomes an aircraft carrier
Pola is for taking advantage of.
Let's not tell Kiyoshimo, ok? Else she might think she found the route to become a battleship.
Wasn't there an interview that "it's supposed to mean whatever you want it to".
sunken shipgirls are salvaged together to form a single Abyssal
sometimes a single destroyer is intact enough to fuse together bits of carrier girls onto her to turn her into an Abyssal carrier
The question is why they didn't design an Abyssal Kisaragi for the anime and then drop her in an event afterwards.
*that said something like
Because that would have been a smart marketing tactic as well as take effort. Two things Kadokawa ain't good at.
And make Mutsuki sink her?
Or make your own Kisaragi sink her.
I wonder what an abyssal version of Kiyoshimo be like?
The strongest BB hime ever created?
Because the anime isn't canon, duh.
You fucking sicken me. You any kind of Touhou fan? Anybody know who you are? You’re a no-taste piece of shit. How dare you come down here and do this? You’re a disgrace. Who the hell do you think you are? You any kind of otaku? This is one of the most important places on the internet.
You're no ZUN fan. You obviously don't have any taste. An otaku respects the hats. They serve as the foundation of cuteness. You don’t have enough respect for yourself.
I’m a Highly Responsive to Prays fan, sucker. You suck! If you really had taste you’d go for a PC-88 Touhou and get yourself a nice hat instead of ruining the thread for everybody down here. You’re everything that’s gone wrong in this world.
You’re a mediocre piece of shit and I’ve earned my right to say it. I 1 cc'd EoD and PCB. Who the fuck are you? I knew the franchise from Comiket 52. You are nothing. You'll never be anything. How dare you! Shame on you. You little crossie. You're disgusting. You can't even pick a Touhou.
Take it up to ZUN.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
So true. That little gap.
Top tier fetish
What about it?
She's suppose to be rare as hell and only drops after grinding for hours, no?
In the end it's all RNG. Some people are luckier than others.
If you don't have one getting her from 2-5 is pretty easy.
Akashi will only steal your heart and screws.
you will never become a battleship
My favorite 2hu is Mima and you have shit taste if you think any game past UFO is anything but complete garbage.
But TD has Futo, and Futo is cute
I'd rather make love to a battleship.
Ooi learns her place.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
FUCK OFF TO /JP/
Is there a KanColle mod for Sins of a Solar Empire?
Make me nerd.
You are not my mother.
I can't even fap with all those damn retarded expressions.
Her place is
by the Admiral's side
TTK dating a cruiser
I want to hold hands with Ooi.
we're way past that
marrying the craziest Kuma
The best big sister.
Fight me, she's mine.
2-5 would have been done eventually if it had came to that.
too late pal
no pink petals
Are you even trying?
Just you wait.
Yes. My account's a week old.
Good taste comrades
I didn't expect her to be so popular.
Guess that shows the power of being best girl.
We're discussing ships here, not your mum.
I doubt his mum is .
yfw you realize that this is a partially decapitated shipgirl whose lower body was missing and/or damaged eyond repair for the Abyssals to use
What's the best way to access the game? I've been stuck at the cat.