It seems I lost some fat around my chest, but I still can't see my dick.
Play with my tits
You call that a woman?
Spend the first 18 hours of the day playing with myself
See what my face looks like.
If attractive, go suck cock.
If unattractive, buy makeup, go suck cock.
oh god I'm colorblind
Buy a dildo and masturbate
Whore myself out
You can still do that right now.
My range of choices suffers significantly though. As well as that whole HIV thing.
be one of those innocent looking girls on the outside; slut on the inside
then ntr all the nice boys
Pick the envelope up
Masturbate furiously and then seek cute clothes to wear and try to become idoru.
I already see that so nothing.
Masturbate and then have a mental breakdown and become bi-polar
Poor hot water on myself in desperation.
If I'm in my sister's body, who is in mine?
Examine contents of envelope, admire self, then masturbate.
all the responses ITT
You guys are a bunch of sluts.
Let's abandon the male gender as possible sexual partners and go for other girls together, Anon-nee. All the good boys get stolen by bitches for don't really love them, and normal unfucked-up prospective fathers don't go for the kind of women that go on Sup Forums anyway.
This is a joke and I'm a guy but I honestly regret not being normal sometimes
Masturbate for 1 week straight then kill myself.
You look like this.
I'm not really looking for a husband on Sup Forums, my daki works fine.
Boku wa Mari no Naka
Immediately test my DNA.
Became the queen of the whores.
and died with a dick stabbed on my pussy.
You need to also kill yourself. Get the fuck out.
What if the contents of the envelope state that you die if you masturbate?
Pick up the letter on the ground.
my titties aren't big enough to obscure my feet
What a fucking ripoff.
thanks, I remembered reading this but didn't bookmarked so I forgot completely.
2. uh, what else is there?
disgusted that I´m not DFC
then proceed to
Become a feminist.
Every few months, I catch up with this manga, and am always left wondering why I keep reading this piece of shit.
Check if I'm in fantasy world.
If yes, learn magic and become adventurer to get fucked by magical monsters.
If no, Enjo Kousai.
First thing you'd learn: keep the toilet seat down.
Sell my self to JAV industry.
Enjoy getting fucked
Wonder why my tits became smaller and why I'm Japanese now
a dick stabbed on
If you blur your eyes just right, this image looks like a scruffy, dignified old bird
Holy shit, I think I kind of see that. Nice catch user.
Men want it up, women want it down. Put it the way you want it instead of bitching at others to do it for you. It takes two fucking seconds.
rofl, I see it now. How the fuck did you notice this?
attempt to masturbate and then realize that no matte how hard I try I can't get turned on because of the nature of the female body and all the thoughts in my head are of hot girls even though my body craves dick now then have an existential crises about whether or not it is gay to be a male trapped in a female thinking about dicks and how much I wanna suck on one at that moment how much I'd want one inside of my newly acquired dripping wet pussy then get turned on and masturbate.
But you are already caving dicks in the body of a male
Take off VR goggles.
Anyway, you get it fagget
This is why traps are god tier.
I want the whole cover down so piss and shit doesn't splash all over the place.
Find the nearest toilet and take a massive shit.
be me no fap for 3 months
can't erect my cock anymore
please help me
Nope i want my dick back.
Lift weights faggot
Not posting the time of the month page
Pay a hooker to help you
Become FtM trans
Shitpost on Sup Forums during transition
Probably kill myself a few months later
Sup Forums route
I guess when you are already used to tiny dick you'll feel right at home
Fucking look before you sit. It seriously isn't that hard.
not becoming a dyke
It's much too difficult for a woman to be aware of their surroundings.
Have sex with another girl
fuck this shit
tfw this question showed up in my japanese class and i was the only guy to not say this but to buy cute clothes
maybe you're transforming into a girl for not doing man things for 3 months
Continue as normal, that is nothing new.
Except that you lost 200 lbs over night.
nothing? what else would i do after getting turned into a drawing
no...that's not true......
that's pretty hot to think about
What exactly do you jerk off when you have a vagina?
samefagging this hard
take your forced jokes back 2 reddit, there are no upboats here
Lurk moar retard.
I finally have the bigger tits I always wanted.
he thinks his """screenshot""" means anything
kill yourself retard
wondering what kind of animal I am?
when did I dye my hair?
everything appears to be in order
Go to walmart and ask a girl there.
Prepare for life on easymode
not having natural black hair
The same thing I do every day
you are not worth the effort of taking a photo of my screen you shitter.
i think you have ED.
The clitoris is essentially the same as the glans, you have a long flat dickhead to straddle between you fingers as furiously as necessary
find a nice dick to stick in me.
Finally be happy
You are part of the cancer. Stop ruining our board.
define nice dick you fucking whore
no troll tabs
fat and juicy
preferably one that cums like geyser
cut 5.5 - 6 good girth
user edits the html on the page with firebug to cover his samefag
Not to mention the clit has much more nerve endings than a cock.
No but I did get the rarest hair color so that's something maybe.
gets proven wrong
g-go back to k-kikebook!
Actually kill yourself you brainlet.
This comic this artist
redhead a shit
stay mad kid! xdDDD
trying to disprove samefag with screenshots
At least I'm not a frogposter.
Frogposters are actual retards by definition.
So are retards.
Retard who posts frogs<Retard who doesn't post frogs
Retards are still retards user. Try harder.
There's nothing wrong with being retarded, just with being a frogposter.
Can't you just quit it? The mods deleted your posts because you were derailing the thread. Just leave and go somewhere else.
It's okay to be retarded but retarded frogposters are a no-no!
Sorry user but your logic is flawed. Also, you're retarded.
At least I'm not a frogposter.
At least I'm not a retard.
what has Sup Forums become.
not a retard
Not sure but TSF Monogatari I guess.
You can tell it's a /v/tard derailing the thread when he uses /co/ images.
Yea but everyone in this thread is shit posting.
be relieved I can live life on easy mode from now on
I hope you were being a hypocrite on purpose.
tfw you fail life on easy mode
Prepare to blame patriarchy.
Heh, not even the guy he was replying to, stay deluded
I don't care about the rest of the argument, that post is 100% hypocritical.
Is masturbating with vegetables actually a thing?
I swear the doujins make it look doable. It's probably be the first thing that I'd try.
This is my one true dream but it will never happen
Be honest, how many of you had man boobs that were larger than these.
Yes. They're cheap, widely available, and shaped like a dildo.
Can you still eat them afterwards?
Seems like some cucumber would be a nice refreshing cooldown after some cucumber.
But do you eat them afterwards ? Don't want to waste food
Why does this anime girl look so angry while slandering people with names like that?
Sure, why not? If you use a banana you can just peel the skin off and eat it right there.
Joke's on you, i'm fit.
Wouldn't it get all bruised and mushy?
Worst case scenario, what if you go too hard and break the skin? You'd squeeze mushy banana flesh all inside it.
I'll finally be able to cosplay all the fanservicey outfits. Will Sup Forums fap to me, even if I'm 3D?
Holy shit, imagining it is hilarious (and probably dangerous)
If you do not see how then stop posting and leave.
sounds scary, I'm sure I'd just manage to grab an overly ripe one and banana cream pie myself.
being this much of a hypocrite
No, you would still be just a fag in a girl's body.
But as a fag I know exactly what male heart desires. I'd be a good waifu.
But that's the best kind of fag
not a retard
I would suck your dick to be honest, but now I won't anymore because you're rude as heck!!!!
Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like how not to break the skin by using someone else's mouth.
You're still retarded though.
HIV from oral
Unless you slit your fucking tongue with a razor and then slit the dick and paintmix that shit in your mouth for a few hours your odds of getting HIV are pretty much nonexistant.
Suck away my boy. Suck away.
Go achieve my life long goal of being the best fighter in the world as a girl. (All plyometric training so I don't get bulk muscles.)
Then proceed on to yuri adventures and get a cutie gf.
At least I'm not a frogposter.
I'd be a good waifu
No thank you
I'd rather look down and see this.
At least I'm not retarded.
not a retard
I would either make money by selling my panties or by playing games on Twitch.
/ss/ with my otouto.
wanting to be gay as a girl
You know what user, you really hurt my feelings. I want an apology.
I like my girls to be 100% female, not just a fag
I'm not being hypocritical in anyway user.
you both need to suck a dick
This minus the first bit.
I'd just wallow in yuri and munch manko 'til I drown.
Wonder why my breasts are smaller.
If you do not see how you are being hypocritical then stop posting and leave.
But genderswapped guys are better than girls in every way.
Wonder why I gained weight
Pick up the envelope.
Can I suck yours, user?
Go on the internet and tell guys in videos games that I have a vag. Then I watch the free the items roll in.
I don't have one
No, and not my fault that you crave dicks and can't even speak to girls
If you can not understand basic english then I am done here.
No need to actually be a girl to do this dude
You'll die if you do
It's 2016, everybody has a penis. You don't have to be shy.
It's too much stress to maintain the ruse though
Going by that image, you lost about 200lbs. That'll shrink the bust quite a bit.
he can't understand basic English
Like orgasm to death kind of die?
Which tg manga was this again?
Well, I don't use voip so the trick is pretty much valid.
Also, most guys are dumb enough if you end all your messages by
and whatever. makes getting stuff pretty easy to be honest.
probably find a dude to fuck the shit out of me
Like actual poisoning because vagina absorbs stuff a bit too well
How can a vegetable poison you?
Pesticide, fungal infections, allergies, probably other things.
What's up normaltlurd
I doubt that will fool anyone except the dumbest kids, and kids don't have money.
Ask who drew that nice art.
nvm. boku_wa_mari_no_naka. Stopped following when crunchy roll got it.
How are those any more potent in one hole over the other?
You know you eat those things, right?
are thee from things I should look more into?
Your digestive system drops all that shit into a bath of hydrochloric acid before subjecting it to a long, slow process of breakdown, partial absorption, bacterial digestion, and excretion.
The vagina is not equipped with these facilities and loses its shit when the ph balance is thrown off, let alone when foreign chemicals, pathogens, or carbohydrates are introduced.
At the very least you'd have to worry about a yeast infection.
You risk that by putting anything up there. Even dickings carry a small risk of an embolism. It's not a substantial risk in any case as long as you practice proper penetration procedures.
And yet people in Africa will cut it off entirely, and sew the lips shut until it's time for sex with the husband or birth.
Sup Forums - Vagina Experts
I'm starting to feel like this is something your mom told you when you were 12 to keep you out of the vegetable drawer.
If a foodstuff is safe to press vigorously against one mucous membrane, it's safe to rub against all of them. Any food that could make your manko mangy would give you food poisoning if you chowed down on it instead. Your pussy isn't some delicate glass flower that shatters into biological pandemonium at the slightest provocation. It can take quite a beating, as I'm sure you're already well aware.
Going to be totally up front here.
My favorite threads are when stupid, probably underage, anons who don't know shit bout vags get schooled. There are so many people that don't know how a hymen let alone the rest of a vagina even works, it's insane. Women included. How the fuck do people survive not even knowing how their genitals work?
Holy shit what the fuck is going on in this thread
I don't know how my nutbladder works
I hear girls have 2 holes down there, one for pee and one for cock. How come I never see this in hentai doujins? What happens if you put the cock in the pee hole?
Fuck, can't see that. All I see are 2 penguins on a rock
Waiting for someone to post that one story where the man has been having sex with his wife for decades until he realized her hymen was still intact and he was putting it in the urethra.
Doujins show the urethra all the damn time. There's even a tag for its penetration.
It's functionally no different in size or dimensions than a guy's urethra. Trying to stick something down that would be like trying to shove something down your dickhole. Technically possibly but I can't fathom anyone enjoying it. Penetrating it with a dick would be impractical and likely cause incredible pain for both parties
fuck that was fast
Well, for one your testes are within your little dangle bits. Your bladder is inside of you the same it is for women. This is a good arrangement, because your body heat would kill your seamen if they were within you.
For pussies, the urethra is below the clit and above the actual opening that you use for sex. If a woman has the two become one and shit like that it's either a defect or a horrible injury/rupture that could kill her iirc.
Sorry, I mostly know about vaginas.
Looking this up right now.
So women don't bee from the vagina?
Here's some literature for you
Sup Forums - anatomy
Nope, they pee from a urethra just like men, only their peehole did not merge with their clit to become a penis while they were in the womb. This can make is very tricky to piss standing up, so they usually do not bother. And when I say did not merge, I mean all infants are initially female as they develop in the womb.
Thanks for being more useful than sex ed class, Sup Forums.
are people really that stupid? holy shit
Enjoy your ban
I hope he actually got banned and not just deleted
Sex ed teaches fuck all because schools are terrified of offending muslims and catholics
Society frowns upon any kind of curiosity expressed in the opposite sex's body, especially by young folk.
The end result is tonnes of kids that grow up never learning the basics of the opposite sex's anatomy and remain forever too afraid to ask.
Sex ed being horrible is a even more horrible problem that unfortunately plagues many country's schools. The reason is, as per usual, prudish old people that would rather ignore the fact that small children will someday be interested in sex. So rather than teach them about sex, they tell they not to have sex or they will be damaged and disgusting and unloved. Some schools would like to teach actual sex ed, but are not allowed.
I remember one particular video in which a free time class was used to teach sex ed using a foot-sock-shoe metaphor for condoms.
For a large amount of people, it's truly not their fault. They are not stupid. Merely uneducated.
At least that's my experience as someone from and living in America. Fuck the puritans, their messed up views, and their legacy.
i grew up in a catholic school and even i'm not that retarded
So Vagina Doctor on Call, can you settle the question from earlier?
vegetable masturbation: safe or a deathtrap?
I'm not convinced a stalk of celery to the snatch is assault with a deadly weapon
What happens if I pour milk in a vagina
you die in real life faggot pick the other option
pour it up my asshole?
Congrats on your luck, but someone not using proper grammar should not be calling unfortunate victims of lesser education 'retards'.
I don't personally look into such things often so I had to check real fast. Sources say to wash it off very well, probably hopefully put a condom on it, and don't use sugary stuff because the sugars can cause yeast infections. So unless you pound it with the force of a thousand suns after pealing it and cutting the inside of your/the vag? Death is unlikely.
Also don't put it in your ass. Things can get lost in there and no one wants to dig it out of you at the hospital.
If you have a penis and are jealous of sex with vegetables, maybe consider buying a melon and cutting a hole in it for your penis. Sounds fun.
I have never considered this, but probably a yeast infection. The answer to most of 'what if i put in this odd item' is probably a yeast infection. Or dryness and sores maybe? Please be nice to vaginas.
yeah, it's perfectly safe.
Please be nice to vaginas.
so am I black and white and 2d now
or am I still in 3d world but somehow a girl
or am I in some other girl's body, who has a new family/life that I somehow took over
anyway I'd probably take off those fucking shoes, why am I wearing shoes indoors while in my underwear god damn
Vaginas are disgusting. I hope I never have to go near one.
The way your life is heading you won't have to worry about that.
Please be nice to vaginas.
Thank god, 2d is better anyway
Tell that to your mom and see how she reacts.
Please be nice to vaginas.
How? Is there anything a guy can do to please the vagina?
stop browsing Sup Forums
Donate to its Patreon
Holy shit this board really is filled with virgins
turn into a girl
have B or C cup at best
No one except you has thought otherwise.
not being a virgin
I think he was joking user
Keep your virginity to yourself.
Well i thought Sup Forums was full of normalfags now
Become a /u/-fag and shitpost on Sup Forums as I slowly come to accept the power of dick.
not being a little girl
All you faggots just corrupt this pure user.
little girls can't be virgins
I didn't come in this thread to learn.
Don't read his posts then.
You don't have the capacity to learn.
It is, but the virgins here are like zombies, if they bite you, they can infect you.
Of course they can't.
I'd start streaming games and talk about my shit taste for cucks to tell me how great my taste is.
Don't lie to me you non-virgin.
Only logical answer.
not knowing C cup is the best
Don't worry, that's not a perfectly done pov. Her neck would be super long if it was. They're probably a bit bigger than they look there.
Get cute clothes and
Caress the bress
high test meme
Pic related is what you consider a 10/10
That's not healthy user, you need to fap at least once a week.
Not having and raising beautiful children after marrying a good man and saving up cash.
Not going to a at-least decent university before that.
Not living life to it's potential and laying good ground work for those after you.
Then again, Japan if expensive as hell just to live in without kids.
Also train molestation in addition to some very regressive cultural aspects that would likely derail this thread.You might be on to something that that whole staying pure thing.
Japan being sexist as fuck came from america actually, most of the time they didn't give a fuck prior to this.
Well, this was just the usual in really early japan, baby-making machine, but after that it was actually fine.
No bullshit saying women don't have souls are inferior or whatever.
So, blame WW2 and globalization.
I'm gonna have to ask for a source, because everything I know about Japan tells me that you're very very wrong.
Weird booty-leg connection in the lower right
Go look for my best friend to get fucked by him so we can later feel confused about it.
That's too big. How am I to get a cute bra at that size?
Well, I didn't include exact dates because I don't know them, but it's very possible I'm full of shit, and if so, I'd be glad to be corrected.
I have no precise source, just read books about everyday life in ancient and modern japan.
Also I have classes about that stuff, but teacher isn't really into questions.
So, if you've got intel I don't, please share.
Dress up and masturbate. Lose to cock, but also to yuri.
Can I be a little girl instead?
I would go
Get molested by a smug girl who likes that you look like a cute vulnerable tomboy now, hopefully
I didn't know I had a penis for the first 14 years of my life, it's not that hard to ignore something you don't really have any control over. It's like how you don't think about the back of your butt too much
he actually had bigger breasts as a man
Still do it, obviously.
be way more excited about the fact that I'm 2D
My dreams have come true
What do you mean by don't know? Don't know that not everyone has a penis/didn't know the name for your penis, or not seeing it somehow? Were you not aware that it was there? user, please explain how you urinated without being aware of your penis.
This is only a dream
Will turn back in the morning
It's simple, I was taught from a young age to sit down while using the bathroom, and never thought about the idea of standing up. So when I peed, I just peed sitting down and assumed magically the urination would be dealt with. I never really thought about the penis that much and never touched it or anything really
taught from a young age to sit down while using the bathroom
Ohkay. user, tell me about your parents.
After 26 years of telling every woman I've lived with to learn to fucking look before they sit down, I'd cut my own tongue out with a spoon before I dared to be offended if I put my ass into a toilet when I wasn't paying attention.
Found a picture of his dad
End the suffering immediately.
That's a bit weird, but you bring up a good point for this not-debate!
The real answer is that you should leave it down in case the next person has to take a risky shit.
If men can pee sitting down then why is there even a debate about putting the seat down? Not only do both genders have to sit down to defecate, but if men don't have to stand up to pee, unless their only option is a urinal; then there is absolutely no reason to ever put up the lid unless you're cleaning the toilet.
He could have lost his entire penis instead. That would have been far worse for all possible things.
Source on this? Spoonfeed please.
Are you a German?
A court in Germany has ruled in favour of a man's right to urinate while standing up after his landlord demanded money for damage to the bathroom floor.
I think the artist is ShindoL
might be wrong.
My parents thought it was cute and encouraged the behavior when I did it on my own at first
welp, not going to read it then.
This one actually has a happy ending though
Use the SauceNao option. Then use the title, and search with Google. You'll have it in thirty seconds.
She turns into a total slut, naturally.
That's why he refreshed the page
and then go suck some dick
Shop for clothes. Gotta be this. May as well
Hold my breath and see if I can wide
After spontaneously turning into a cute girl, one user was found dead today after attempting to go wide. Becoming wide is the latest fad among cute girls these days, but it's a dangerous one. We'll have more details at 7, back to you Tom
Wearing a cute dress while doing nice things
You're in an important personal meeting. A suave young exec goes after your body, after being blinded by passion and love towards you. What do?
Call the police!
this is the First thing i see when i return to Sup Forums
Another user spontaneously turns into a cute girl and went TOO WIDE
pose in front of mirror
masturbate in front of mirror
masturbate in shower
go shopping for cute clothes
masturbate in changing room
walk to park
masturbate in public
find some cute shota
go to bed
masturbate in bed
do it all again tomorrow
Becomes a girl
Still loves two girls (yes, two).
What went wrong?
Make sure you don't have long nails before you go rubbing your clit for hours on end. Even if you don't, masturbating too much can irritate the very sensitive skin of your genitals. While we're all little girls here, I will have you know that even men can rub themselves raw from too much fappy fappy time! No one wants ouchies on their special places.
Good night Sup Forums
marries after being the town's bicycle
still fucks old classmates when the husband/wife is away at work
with her baby, gotten from some old guy, cradled in her arms
Yeah, nice happy ending.
Spotted the 12yo
Well shit user, compared to Emrgence and other ShindoL stuff I'd say it is.
Lacked the double recessive homosexual allele most /a/nons have.
You clearly haven`t seen one.
Dick is much, much more aesthetically pleasing.
Go into the nearest public bathroom and use the toilet
I have a girl on the toilet fetish
Masturbate while enjoying my own fetishes at the same time.
ill try to help make it erect with my mouth user
Don't worry, considerate user. I will take care of my body well, because it would be a tragedy to lose such a gift. Besides, I've had longer nails than most for the majority of my life, so I am fairly adept at handling them without injuring myself.
oh gawd i remember this! LOL. its too bad she stopped doing the comic to do porn.
they tell they not to have sex or they will be damaged and disgusting and unloved.
But It's true. Sluts are not happy after early 20s. And STD can make you really ugly too.
whats the name of the manga?
a girl just wants to stand out a bit more in high school
ends up a drug-addicted prostitute
used by practically everyone she knows
dies when she saw a small glimpse of hope
Yeah, I was happy with the story, even with the becoming the school slut, but once the prostitution chapters kicked in, I was all "nope". Not even the osananajimifuta could save the ending from being rather shit(wedding aside).
STD can make you really ugly too
And ignorance will change that, of course.
If the meeting is just the two of us, let him do it. No way that goes wrong.
If it's not, make him wait. He'll understand.
To draw porn or be in porn?
The first prostitution chapters were "fine", but the one where she fucks a john when pregnant, and even refuses the needed money because she's too much of a slut was such a turn off. After that it went all downhill.
I wonder what Shindol will do with the guy friend who got TG'd in the last appendix chapter.
I follow it. Still updates from time to time.
I secretly want to love the dick but slowly be turned into a lesbian by another cute girl
No shit, Ahjmed.
what's your cup size right now?
There's nothing wrong with being bisexual. In fact, I'd even call it an advantage.
Have sex with other cute 2D girls.
Has this been posted yet?
draw post. she's in slipshine and a couple of other erotic sites. its sad though. I expected better of her.
Son, is there something you want to tell your mother and I?
Cry tears of joy for hours and hours
Then sign up for a cam whore site and never work a day again.
Dick is the best, Dad! I want to do nothing but suck big, fat cock all day long!
Start taking way more care of my appearance. Actually exercise and get fit. Get into relationships with other girls and very feminine men, also be extremely sexually aggressive without it coming across as creepy. I'd probably take my own virginity using a dildo or something if my new body is a virgin.
Then I'd start a cam-show where I play video games and for every hundred dollars donated that day I remove one article of clothing, maybe once in a while pull a DPS and masturbate on the show but unlike him pretend I didn't know the camera was on and watch the money just roll in.
See if girls actually do experience more pleasure, masturbate whenever possible and take advantage of the no-refractory-thing.
Take up martial arts and carry a knife and pepper spray and never answer the door about a geiger counter.
Other than the increased possibility of being raped and murdered, or sold into sexual slavery, it'd be a really fucking great thing.
Also it'd be great to be part of PURE yuri love.
Determine that I have become a victim of multiple personality disorder and seek help from a mental asylum.
Other than the increased possibility of being raped and murdered, or sold into sexual slavery
Murder aside, I would pretty much nonstop fantasize about that while masturbating, even if it'd be really shitty to actually happen.
W-will you be sexually aggressive towards me, user?
You can teach me about the wonders of yuri and even bring me on that cam-show!!
Appreciate my cuteness and proceed to use said cuteness to acquire things from others by just looking at them with puppy eyes.
expecting a camslut gimmick to work in the current year
trying to attract unmanly faggots
expecting any sought after woman to be a carpetmuncher
Another catlady is born.
are you even trying? You clearly are 12yo because that's what i used to think when i was a teenager, then shit happens and you end up craving pussy.
You just have a cunt for taste.
Regrettably common illness.
Day 75 : The head graft succeded. Proceeding to find a mate.
Go fuck myself.
he fell for the no fap meme
You have ED now, idiot.
what if im a girl in a guy's body
Is licking someones ear really that grand?
It arouses me way more than the one I lick.
A dominance thing.
How would you do that?
Contents of the envelope could be lying. It would be worth the risk to masturbate.
Run. There are probably pigorcs hiding nearby, waiting to rape innocent elf like me.
Why would you run from that?
Be impressed by my art skills
not protecting our virginity from savage beast
It's going to happen at some point. Trying to avoid it will just make the fall that much harder.
Women have A LOT of erogenous zones. This includes navel, ears, neck, collarbone, thighs, feet, etc
I heard that some can even orgasm just be thoughts alone
For a gender with so many weakpoints, it's literally impossible to believe that it takes them 15-30 minutes of foreplay just to be properly lubricated
not avoiding it even if it cost your life
Protecting one virginity is a responsibility of oneself
How do you know user? Have you done it?
Appreciate the fact that the odds of encountering someone of the opposite sex who shares my interests has gone way up.
Worry that my brain chemistry hasn't been altered to the point that a relationship with a guy wouldn't make me sick.
Panic over what it means for my sense of self if my brain chemestry *has* been altered that much.
Put aside existential dread for the moment by trying to focus at the situation at hand.
Assess immediate environs for anything that could have caused a sudden change.
Determine my identity in the world. (Am I a new person who suddenly appeared, or has the girl I am now "always existed"?)
Research anything and everything I can think of to make sure I'm not missing anything important.
I guess at some point I'd probably "check out" my new body too, but honestly unless the body swap turns my libido up x100, there's probably something much more exciting to "discover" out there.
Oh yeah, and if I have a chance, I'd definitely cosplay a few of my waifus...
I ain't gonna touch no 3D shit.
Implying you're 8/10 appearance to cosplay your waifu
not testing out theory on first hand
You cant prove it right unless you did it
I heard that some can even orgasm just be thoughts alone
Guys can do it too.
I refuse to believe
tfw the idea of my mental state changing as a result really turns me on even if it means being a lesbian instead of liking guys or being a huge horny slut
not craving cocks
You cant fite the cocks user
People from Africa do retarded things... Noooooooooo shit.
Are we on autosage or something? We are on page 9 right now
You're a girl now. Outdated memes need not apply
Welp, we are on autosage alright
Troid is a fag. Plain and simple
being a girl
not wanting cock
Pus pus is disgusting user
Whatever you say, /fit/ :^)
While this thread is on autosage, their are 5 off topic threads up.
Thanks based mods
I choose cocks over vagina user. Cocks>vagina
Cocks is beautiful
Cocks is love
Cocks is life
not rubbing disgusting pusspuss together
At least mods recognize these sorts of threads are so ingrained in Sup Forums behavior you can't just outright delete them
hating mods bandwagon
rubbing pusspuss together
If that's how much you love cocks, why would you wish to be a girl to start with?
Do not force yourself to wear a meme that does not fit you.
Don't answer door about geiger counter.
That's a solid decision if my chineese porn comics hold any truth.
The disgusting makes it hot tho
Captcha: select all waffles
Because being a girl will makes loving a cocks much more relevant
Being a 3D girl isn't any better, even is just being a slut is the goal.
You and I both know that's false.
You just have to enlist in the military, wear a skirt on the barracks, and next thing you knew, you will be relliving your childhood
Doing 1000 pushups as ordered by your sergeant?