What do?

Cameron Harris
Cameron Harris

look down
see this

What do?

All urls found in this thread:
http://exhentai.org/s/517deaa1a2/822871-37
http://exhentai.org/g/895468/cb056ec950/
http://exhentai.org/g/904662/e62741ebb6/
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-30937492
Ethan Jones
Ethan Jones

Masturbate

Cooper Butler
Cooper Butler

It seems I lost some fat around my chest, but I still can't see my dick.

Henry Cruz
Henry Cruz

Masturbate

Cooper Phillips
Cooper Phillips

Play with my tits

Michael Harris
Michael Harris

You call that a woman?

Aiden Barnes
Aiden Barnes

Masturbate furiously

Chase Morales
Chase Morales

Spend the first 18 hours of the day playing with myself

Brayden Adams
Brayden Adams

See what my face looks like.
If attractive, go suck cock.
If unattractive, buy makeup, go suck cock.

Blake Peterson
Blake Peterson

oh god I'm colorblind

Owen Harris
Owen Harris

Buy a dildo and masturbate

Oliver Kelly
Oliver Kelly

Whore myself out

Angel Butler
Angel Butler

You can still do that right now.

Aaron Sullivan
Aaron Sullivan

My range of choices suffers significantly though. As well as that whole HIV thing.

Connor Brooks
Connor Brooks

be one of those innocent looking girls on the outside; slut on the inside
then ntr all the nice boys

Christopher Bailey
Christopher Bailey

Pick the envelope up

Julian Diaz
Julian Diaz

Masturbate furiously and then seek cute clothes to wear and try to become idoru.

Parker Reyes
Parker Reyes

I already see that so nothing.

John Clark
John Clark

Masturbate and then have a mental breakdown and become bi-polar

Parker Taylor
Parker Taylor

Poor hot water on myself in desperation.

Grayson Reed
Grayson Reed

If I'm in my sister's body, who is in mine?

Nathaniel Morales
Nathaniel Morales

Sauce?

Lucas Young
Lucas Young

Kill yourself.

Xavier Ortiz
Xavier Ortiz

Examine contents of envelope, admire self, then masturbate.

Tyler Myers
Tyler Myers

Sauce first.

Brody Clark
Brody Clark

all the responses ITT
You guys are a bunch of sluts.

Jaxon Martin
Jaxon Martin

Let's abandon the male gender as possible sexual partners and go for other girls together, Anon-nee. All the good boys get stolen by bitches for don't really love them, and normal unfucked-up prospective fathers don't go for the kind of women that go on Sup Forums anyway.

This is a joke and I'm a guy but I honestly regret not being normal sometimes

Ethan Richardson
Ethan Richardson

wait what?

Mason Jones
Mason Jones

Masturbate for 1 week straight then kill myself.

Eli Gutierrez
Eli Gutierrez

You look like this.

Easton Richardson
Easton Richardson

I'm not really looking for a husband on Sup Forums, my daki works fine.

Angel Powell
Angel Powell

Your mother.

Adrian Wood
Adrian Wood

Science!!

Owen Stewart
Owen Stewart

Boku wa Mari no Naka

Gabriel Gomez
Gabriel Gomez

Immediately test my DNA.

Leo Bell
Leo Bell

Became the queen of the whores.
and died with a dick stabbed on my pussy.

Alexander Flores
Alexander Flores

You need to also kill yourself. Get the fuck out.

Jacob Rivera
Jacob Rivera

What if the contents of the envelope state that you die if you masturbate?

Juan Morales
Juan Morales

Pick up the letter on the ground.

Asher Hall
Asher Hall

Lol

Nathan Rivera
Nathan Rivera

Lol
Drink bleach

Jaxson Adams
Jaxson Adams

LMAO

Grayson Rivera
Grayson Rivera

my titties aren't big enough to obscure my feet

What a fucking ripoff.

Jayden Green
Jayden Green

thanks, I remembered reading this but didn't bookmarked so I forgot completely.

Jordan Reyes
Jordan Reyes

1. Masturbate
2. uh, what else is there?

Anthony Morgan
Anthony Morgan

disgusted that I´m not DFC
then proceed to

Gabriel Jackson
Gabriel Jackson

Become a feminist.

Asher Brown
Asher Brown

Every few months, I catch up with this manga, and am always left wondering why I keep reading this piece of shit.

Parker Cruz
Parker Cruz

Masturabate

Parker Butler
Parker Butler

Check if I'm in fantasy world.
If yes, learn magic and become adventurer to get fucked by magical monsters.
If no, Enjo Kousai.

Angel Long
Angel Long

First thing you'd learn: keep the toilet seat down.

Elijah Thompson
Elijah Thompson

Sell my self to JAV industry.
Enjoy getting fucked
Get paid
PROFIT.

Jackson Walker
Jackson Walker

Wonder why my tits became smaller and why I'm Japanese now

Landon Gomez
Landon Gomez

a dick stabbed on

Leo Long
Leo Long

If you blur your eyes just right, this image looks like a scruffy, dignified old bird

Dylan White
Dylan White

Underrated post

Ethan Foster
Ethan Foster

Holy shit, I think I kind of see that. Nice catch user.

Oliver Nguyen
Oliver Nguyen

Men want it up, women want it down. Put it the way you want it instead of bitching at others to do it for you. It takes two fucking seconds.

Nolan Nguyen
Nolan Nguyen

rofl, I see it now. How the fuck did you notice this?

David Murphy
David Murphy

attempt to masturbate and then realize that no matte how hard I try I can't get turned on because of the nature of the female body and all the thoughts in my head are of hot girls even though my body craves dick now then have an existential crises about whether or not it is gay to be a male trapped in a female thinking about dicks and how much I wanna suck on one at that moment how much I'd want one inside of my newly acquired dripping wet pussy then get turned on and masturbate.

Jason Reyes
Jason Reyes

But you are already caving dicks in the body of a male

Samuel Ross
Samuel Ross

Take off VR goggles.

Benjamin Anderson
Benjamin Anderson

*craving
Damn it.
Anyway, you get it fagget

Bentley Brooks
Bentley Brooks

Good post.

Adam Thomas
Adam Thomas

This is why traps are god tier.

Ayden Allen
Ayden Allen

I want the whole cover down so piss and shit doesn't splash all over the place.

Hunter Hughes
Hunter Hughes

Find the nearest toilet and take a massive shit.

Josiah Nguyen
Josiah Nguyen

be me no fap for 3 months
can't erect my cock anymore

please help me

Eli Thomas
Eli Thomas

Nope i want my dick back.

Ryan Clark
Ryan Clark

Lift weights faggot

Adrian Edwards
Adrian Edwards

Not posting the time of the month page

One job

Elijah Williams
Elijah Williams

underrated

Dylan Sanders
Dylan Sanders

Pay a hooker to help you

Brandon Collins
Brandon Collins

Become FtM trans
Shitpost on Sup Forums during transition
Probably kill myself a few months later

James James
James James

Sup Forums route

Joshua Peterson
Joshua Peterson

I guess when you are already used to tiny dick you'll feel right at home

Joshua Cruz
Joshua Cruz

Fucking look before you sit. It seriously isn't that hard.

Lucas Davis
Lucas Davis

not becoming a dyke

Jonathan Rivera
Jonathan Rivera

It's much too difficult for a woman to be aware of their surroundings.

Jose Diaz
Jose Diaz

Have sex with another girl

Blake Rogers
Blake Rogers

no bulge

fuck this shit

Aaron Rodriguez
Aaron Rodriguez

tfw this question showed up in my japanese class and i was the only guy to not say this but to buy cute clothes

Jordan Brooks
Jordan Brooks

maybe you're transforming into a girl for not doing man things for 3 months

Aiden Martin
Aiden Martin

Continue as normal, that is nothing new.

Wyatt Diaz
Wyatt Diaz

Except that you lost 200 lbs over night.

Jack Baker
Jack Baker

What do?

nothing? what else would i do after getting turned into a drawing

Andrew Reyes
Andrew Reyes

no...that's not true......

Lucas Adams
Lucas Adams

that's pretty hot to think about

Eli Davis
Eli Davis

What exactly do you jerk off when you have a vagina?

Joshua Cox
Joshua Cox

samefagging this hard

take your forced jokes back 2 reddit, there are no upboats here

William Cox
William Cox

Sauce

Grayson Kelly
Grayson Kelly

Lurk moar retard.

Owen Morris
Owen Morris

I finally have the bigger tits I always wanted.

Tyler Smith
Tyler Smith

he thinks his """screenshot""" means anything

kill yourself retard

Jason Miller
Jason Miller

wondering what kind of animal I am?
spider?gecko?

Landon Stewart
Landon Stewart

when did I dye my hair?
everything appears to be in order

Blake Ortiz
Blake Ortiz

Go to walmart and ask a girl there.

Nathaniel Morales
Nathaniel Morales

Source?

Luis Evans
Luis Evans

Prepare for life on easymode

Jeremiah Hall
Jeremiah Hall

not having natural black hair
Disgusting

Bentley Wright
Bentley Wright

The same thing I do every day

Masturbate

Luis Nelson
Luis Nelson

you are not worth the effort of taking a photo of my screen you shitter.

Camden Bennett
Camden Bennett

i think you have ED.

Ryan Ortiz
Ryan Ortiz

The clitoris is essentially the same as the glans, you have a long flat dickhead to straddle between you fingers as furiously as necessary

Aiden Morris
Aiden Morris

find a nice dick to stick in me.

Jack Thompson
Jack Thompson

Finally be happy

Andrew Martinez
Andrew Martinez

You are part of the cancer. Stop ruining our board.

Yours Sincerely,
user

Luis Lewis
Luis Lewis

define nice dick you fucking whore

Nicholas Taylor
Nicholas Taylor

facebook
no troll tabs
implying implications

Charles Bennett
Charles Bennett

fat and juicy

preferably one that cums like geyser

Evan Walker
Evan Walker

cut 5.5 - 6 good girth

Ryder Myers
Ryder Myers

user edits the html on the page with firebug to cover his samefag

Joshua Morgan
Joshua Morgan

Not to mention the clit has much more nerve endings than a cock.

Grayson Nelson
Grayson Nelson

No but I did get the rarest hair color so that's something maybe.

Grayson Bennett
Grayson Bennett

gets proven wrong
g-go back to k-kikebook!
Actually kill yourself you brainlet.

Jackson Jackson
Jackson Jackson

This comic this artist
FUCKING
NOSTALGIA

Christian Ramirez
Christian Ramirez

redhead a shit

Ethan James
Ethan James

stay mad kid! xdDDD

Isaiah Hall
Isaiah Hall

trying to disprove samefag with screenshots

Lincoln Martin
Lincoln Martin

>>141932891
Dumb frogposter.

Landon Bennett
Landon Bennett

>>141932928
At least I'm not a frogposter.

Joshua Gonzalez
Joshua Gonzalez

>>141932944
Frogposters are actual retards by definition.

Henry Green
Henry Green

So are retards.

Zachary Stewart
Zachary Stewart

test

Matthew Foster
Matthew Foster

Retard who posts frogs<Retard who doesn't post frogs

David Reyes
David Reyes

Retards are still retards user. Try harder.

Michael Reed
Michael Reed

There's nothing wrong with being retarded, just with being a frogposter.

Parker Carter
Parker Carter

Can't you just quit it? The mods deleted your posts because you were derailing the thread. Just leave and go somewhere else.

Julian Russell
Julian Russell

ok

Sebastian Cooper
Sebastian Cooper

It's okay to be retarded but retarded frogposters are a no-no!
Sorry user but your logic is flawed. Also, you're retarded.

Christian Thompson
Christian Thompson

thanks

John Hill
John Hill

At least I'm not a frogposter.

Kayden Diaz
Kayden Diaz

no problem

Joshua Miller
Joshua Miller

At least I'm not a retard.

Ryder Gray
Ryder Gray

this thread

what has Sup Forums become.

Jack Lee
Jack Lee

frogposter
not a retard

Caleb White
Caleb White

>>141932468
Not sure but TSF Monogatari I guess.

David Young
David Young

You can tell it's a /v/tard derailing the thread when he uses /co/ images.

Adam Taylor
Adam Taylor

Underrated

Brayden Flores
Brayden Flores

Yea but everyone in this thread is shit posting.

Jaxson Garcia
Jaxson Garcia

be relieved I can live life on easy mode from now on

Dylan Perry
Dylan Perry

I hope you were being a hypocrite on purpose.

Benjamin Gutierrez
Benjamin Gutierrez

tfw you fail life on easy mode
Prepare to blame patriarchy.

Elijah Martinez
Elijah Martinez

see

Kayden Jenkins
Kayden Jenkins

Heh, not even the guy he was replying to, stay deluded

Jacob Edwards
Jacob Edwards

I don't care about the rest of the argument, that post is 100% hypocritical.

Cameron Cruz
Cameron Cruz

How?

Connor Ward
Connor Ward

Is masturbating with vegetables actually a thing?
I swear the doujins make it look doable. It's probably be the first thing that I'd try.

Isaac Gomez
Isaac Gomez

This is my one true dream but it will never happen

Ayden Sullivan
Ayden Sullivan

itt

Jaxson Nguyen
Jaxson Nguyen

Be honest, how many of you had man boobs that were larger than these.

Jeremiah Edwards
Jeremiah Edwards

>>141932613
>>141932468
lurk more.

Wyatt Foster
Wyatt Foster

Yes. They're cheap, widely available, and shaped like a dildo.

Sebastian Martinez
Sebastian Martinez

Can you still eat them afterwards?
Seems like some cucumber would be a nice refreshing cooldown after some cucumber.

Angel Williams
Angel Williams

But do you eat them afterwards ? Don't want to waste food

Landon Richardson
Landon Richardson

Why does this anime girl look so angry while slandering people with names like that?

Connor Morris
Connor Morris

Sure, why not? If you use a banana you can just peel the skin off and eat it right there.

Hudson Brown
Hudson Brown

Joke's on you, i'm fit.

Isaac Morgan
Isaac Morgan

Wouldn't it get all bruised and mushy?
Worst case scenario, what if you go too hard and break the skin? You'd squeeze mushy banana flesh all inside it.

Michael Anderson
Michael Anderson

I'll finally be able to cosplay all the fanservicey outfits. Will Sup Forums fap to me, even if I'm 3D?

David Gutierrez
David Gutierrez

Holy shit, imagining it is hilarious (and probably dangerous)

Evan Watson
Evan Watson

If you do not see how then stop posting and leave.

Thomas Peterson
Thomas Peterson

sounds scary, I'm sure I'd just manage to grab an overly ripe one and banana cream pie myself.

Joseph Cox
Joseph Cox

being this much of a hypocrite

Justin Jenkins
Justin Jenkins

No, you would still be just a fag in a girl's body.

Grayson Bell
Grayson Bell

But as a fag I know exactly what male heart desires. I'd be a good waifu.

Evan Phillips
Evan Phillips

But that's the best kind of fag

Luke Thomas
Luke Thomas

retard
not a retard

David Roberts
David Roberts

I would suck your dick to be honest, but now I won't anymore because you're rude as heck!!!!

Adam Williams
Adam Williams

enkou

Lincoln Williams
Lincoln Williams

ironic shitposting

Liam Cooper
Liam Cooper

Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like how not to break the skin by using someone else's mouth.

Jack Turner
Jack Turner

You're still retarded though.

Nolan Hill
Nolan Hill

HIV from oral

Unless you slit your fucking tongue with a razor and then slit the dick and paintmix that shit in your mouth for a few hours your odds of getting HIV are pretty much nonexistant.

Suck away my boy. Suck away.

Andrew Brooks
Andrew Brooks

Go achieve my life long goal of being the best fighter in the world as a girl. (All plyometric training so I don't get bulk muscles.)

Then proceed on to yuri adventures and get a cutie gf.

Jason Jackson
Jason Jackson

At least I'm not a frogposter.

Benjamin Anderson
Benjamin Anderson

I'd be a good waifu
No thank you

David Morgan
David Morgan

I'd rather look down and see this.

Isaiah Rodriguez
Isaiah Rodriguez

At least I'm not retarded.

Cameron Martinez
Cameron Martinez

frogposter
not a retard

Brody Mitchell
Brody Mitchell

I would either make money by selling my panties or by playing games on Twitch.

Ryan Wilson
Ryan Wilson

/ss/ with my otouto.

Brayden Rivera
Brayden Rivera

wanting to be gay as a girl
Disgusting

Evan Sanders
Evan Sanders

You know what user, you really hurt my feelings. I want an apology.

Blake Hernandez
Blake Hernandez

I like my girls to be 100% female, not just a fag

Wyatt Barnes
Wyatt Barnes

I'm not being hypocritical in anyway user.

Jordan Clark
Jordan Clark

you both need to suck a dick

Kevin Sanchez
Kevin Sanchez

This minus the first bit.
I'd just wallow in yuri and munch manko 'til I drown.

Landon Gray
Landon Gray

Wonder why my breasts are smaller.

Jaxon Thompson
Jaxon Thompson

If you do not see how you are being hypocritical then stop posting and leave.

Lucas Campbell
Lucas Campbell

But genderswapped guys are better than girls in every way.

Adam Walker
Adam Walker

Wonder why I gained weight

Austin Miller
Austin Miller

Pick up the envelope.

Michael Lee
Michael Lee

Can I suck yours, user?

Aaron Rogers
Aaron Rogers

Go on the internet and tell guys in videos games that I have a vag. Then I watch the free the items roll in.

Camden Garcia
Camden Garcia

I don't have one

Nicholas Adams
Nicholas Adams

No, and not my fault that you crave dicks and can't even speak to girls

inb4 normie

Anthony Young
Anthony Young

If you can not understand basic english then I am done here.

Eli Perry
Eli Perry

No need to actually be a girl to do this dude

Jaxson Fisher
Jaxson Fisher

You'll die if you do

Evan Gutierrez
Evan Gutierrez

It's 2016, everybody has a penis. You don't have to be shy.

Jordan Wood
Jordan Wood

It's too much stress to maintain the ruse though
also voip

Andrew Barnes
Andrew Barnes

Going by that image, you lost about 200lbs. That'll shrink the bust quite a bit.

Juan Miller
Juan Miller

he can't understand basic English

Andrew Bennett
Andrew Bennett

Like orgasm to death kind of die?

Dominic Robinson
Dominic Robinson

Which tg manga was this again?

Grayson Hernandez
Grayson Hernandez

Well, I don't use voip so the trick is pretty much valid.
Also, most guys are dumb enough if you end all your messages by
:/
:)
x)
^^'

and whatever. makes getting stuff pretty easy to be honest.

Cameron Allen
Cameron Allen

probably find a dude to fuck the shit out of me

Christopher Bennett
Christopher Bennett

Like actual poisoning because vagina absorbs stuff a bit too well

Henry Bailey
Henry Bailey

How can a vegetable poison you?

Christopher Morales
Christopher Morales

Pesticide, fungal infections, allergies, probably other things.

Caleb Ross
Caleb Ross

facercancer
What's up normaltlurd

Julian Anderson
Julian Anderson

I doubt that will fool anyone except the dumbest kids, and kids don't have money.

Ethan Martin
Ethan Martin

Ask who drew that nice art.

Wyatt Bell
Wyatt Bell

nvm. boku_wa_mari_no_naka. Stopped following when crunchy roll got it.

Joseph Wright
Joseph Wright

How are those any more potent in one hole over the other?
You know you eat those things, right?

Josiah Smith
Josiah Smith

are thee from things I should look more into?

Isaac Bennett
Isaac Bennett

Air embolism

Nathaniel Robinson
Nathaniel Robinson

Your digestive system drops all that shit into a bath of hydrochloric acid before subjecting it to a long, slow process of breakdown, partial absorption, bacterial digestion, and excretion.

The vagina is not equipped with these facilities and loses its shit when the ph balance is thrown off, let alone when foreign chemicals, pathogens, or carbohydrates are introduced.

At the very least you'd have to worry about a yeast infection.

Anthony Lee
Anthony Lee

You risk that by putting anything up there. Even dickings carry a small risk of an embolism. It's not a substantial risk in any case as long as you practice proper penetration procedures.

Connor Stewart
Connor Stewart

And yet people in Africa will cut it off entirely, and sew the lips shut until it's time for sex with the husband or birth.

Ayden King
Ayden King

Sup Forums - Vagina Experts

Ryder Hill
Ryder Hill

10/10

Gabriel Walker
Gabriel Walker

I'm starting to feel like this is something your mom told you when you were 12 to keep you out of the vegetable drawer.

If a foodstuff is safe to press vigorously against one mucous membrane, it's safe to rub against all of them. Any food that could make your manko mangy would give you food poisoning if you chowed down on it instead. Your pussy isn't some delicate glass flower that shatters into biological pandemonium at the slightest provocation. It can take quite a beating, as I'm sure you're already well aware.

Josiah Reed
Josiah Reed

Going to be totally up front here.

My favorite threads are when stupid, probably underage, anons who don't know shit bout vags get schooled. There are so many people that don't know how a hymen let alone the rest of a vagina even works, it's insane. Women included. How the fuck do people survive not even knowing how their genitals work?

Ryder Hill
Ryder Hill

Holy shit what the fuck is going on in this thread

Jayden Sullivan
Jayden Sullivan

I don't know how my nutbladder works

Colton Gonzalez
Colton Gonzalez

name?

Cooper Adams
Cooper Adams

I hear girls have 2 holes down there, one for pee and one for cock. How come I never see this in hentai doujins? What happens if you put the cock in the pee hole?

Jacob Robinson
Jacob Robinson

Fuck, can't see that. All I see are 2 penguins on a rock

Michael Hernandez
Michael Hernandez

This

Jonathan Gonzalez
Jonathan Gonzalez

Waiting for someone to post that one story where the man has been having sex with his wife for decades until he realized her hymen was still intact and he was putting it in the urethra.

Nolan Jones
Nolan Jones

Doujins show the urethra all the damn time. There's even a tag for its penetration.

It's functionally no different in size or dimensions than a guy's urethra. Trying to stick something down that would be like trying to shove something down your dickhole. Technically possibly but I can't fathom anyone enjoying it. Penetrating it with a dick would be impractical and likely cause incredible pain for both parties

Easton Fisher
Easton Fisher

fuck that was fast

Ryder Williams
Ryder Williams

Well, for one your testes are within your little dangle bits. Your bladder is inside of you the same it is for women. This is a good arrangement, because your body heat would kill your seamen if they were within you.

For pussies, the urethra is below the clit and above the actual opening that you use for sex. If a woman has the two become one and shit like that it's either a defect or a horrible injury/rupture that could kill her iirc.

Sorry, I mostly know about vaginas.

Michael Morales
Michael Morales

http://exhentai.org/s/517deaa1a2/822871-37

Anthony Ross
Anthony Ross

urethra penetration
Looking this up right now.

So women don't bee from the vagina?

Ryder White
Ryder White

Here's some literature for you

http://exhentai.org/g/895468/cb056ec950/
http://exhentai.org/g/904662/e62741ebb6/

John Foster
John Foster

Retard

Isaac Morales
Isaac Morales

Sup Forums - anatomy

Kayden Davis
Kayden Davis

Nope, they pee from a urethra just like men, only their peehole did not merge with their clit to become a penis while they were in the womb. This can make is very tricky to piss standing up, so they usually do not bother. And when I say did not merge, I mean all infants are initially female as they develop in the womb.

Luke Young
Luke Young

>>141934198
Reported

Adam Cook
Adam Cook

Thanks for being more useful than sex ed class, Sup Forums.

Kayden Long
Kayden Long

are people really that stupid? holy shit

Owen Thomas
Owen Thomas

>>141934523

Enjoy your ban

Colton Baker
Colton Baker

I hope he actually got banned and not just deleted

Kayden Gonzalez
Kayden Gonzalez

Sex ed teaches fuck all because schools are terrified of offending muslims and catholics
Society frowns upon any kind of curiosity expressed in the opposite sex's body, especially by young folk.

The end result is tonnes of kids that grow up never learning the basics of the opposite sex's anatomy and remain forever too afraid to ask.

Chase Ross
Chase Ross

Sex ed being horrible is a even more horrible problem that unfortunately plagues many country's schools. The reason is, as per usual, prudish old people that would rather ignore the fact that small children will someday be interested in sex. So rather than teach them about sex, they tell they not to have sex or they will be damaged and disgusting and unloved. Some schools would like to teach actual sex ed, but are not allowed.

I remember one particular video in which a free time class was used to teach sex ed using a foot-sock-shoe metaphor for condoms.

For a large amount of people, it's truly not their fault. They are not stupid. Merely uneducated.

At least that's my experience as someone from and living in America. Fuck the puritans, their messed up views, and their legacy.

Cooper Roberts
Cooper Roberts

i grew up in a catholic school and even i'm not that retarded

Isaiah Thomas
Isaiah Thomas

So Vagina Doctor on Call, can you settle the question from earlier?
vegetable masturbation: safe or a deathtrap?
I'm not convinced a stalk of celery to the snatch is assault with a deadly weapon

Daniel Reyes
Daniel Reyes

What happens if I pour milk in a vagina

Jose White
Jose White

you die in real life faggot pick the other option

Lincoln Cooper
Lincoln Cooper

pour it up my asshole?

Jordan Diaz
Jordan Diaz

Congrats on your luck, but someone not using proper grammar should not be calling unfortunate victims of lesser education 'retards'.

I don't personally look into such things often so I had to check real fast. Sources say to wash it off very well, probably hopefully put a condom on it, and don't use sugary stuff because the sugars can cause yeast infections. So unless you pound it with the force of a thousand suns after pealing it and cutting the inside of your/the vag? Death is unlikely.

Also don't put it in your ass. Things can get lost in there and no one wants to dig it out of you at the hospital.

If you have a penis and are jealous of sex with vegetables, maybe consider buying a melon and cutting a hole in it for your penis. Sounds fun.

I have never considered this, but probably a yeast infection. The answer to most of 'what if i put in this odd item' is probably a yeast infection. Or dryness and sores maybe? Please be nice to vaginas.

Andrew Brooks
Andrew Brooks

yeah, it's perfectly safe.

Carter Reed
Carter Reed

Please be nice to vaginas.
O-okay

Jacob Baker
Jacob Baker

so am I black and white and 2d now

or am I still in 3d world but somehow a girl

or am I in some other girl's body, who has a new family/life that I somehow took over

anyway I'd probably take off those fucking shoes, why am I wearing shoes indoors while in my underwear god damn

Tyler Johnson
Tyler Johnson

Vaginas are disgusting. I hope I never have to go near one.

Daniel Scott
Daniel Scott

The way your life is heading you won't have to worry about that.

Ethan King
Ethan King

Please be nice to vaginas.
fuck 'em

Samuel Price
Samuel Price

Thank god, 2d is better anyway

Josiah Rodriguez
Josiah Rodriguez

Tell that to your mom and see how she reacts.

Connor Davis
Connor Davis

Lmao

Jordan Watson
Jordan Watson

Please be nice to vaginas.
How? Is there anything a guy can do to please the vagina?

Elijah Roberts
Elijah Roberts

stop browsing Sup Forums

Ian Turner
Ian Turner

Donate to its Patreon

Jason Hall
Jason Hall

/Thread

Andrew Clark
Andrew Clark

Holy shit this board really is filled with virgins

Noah Ramirez
Noah Ramirez

turn into a girl
have B or C cup at best
bleh

Jackson Smith
Jackson Smith

No one except you has thought otherwise.

Nicholas Thompson
Nicholas Thompson

not being a virgin

Isaiah Carter
Isaiah Carter

I think he was joking user

Carson Jones
Carson Jones

Keep your virginity to yourself.

Kevin Murphy
Kevin Murphy

Well i thought Sup Forums was full of normalfags now

Jacob Walker
Jacob Walker

Become a /u/-fag and shitpost on Sup Forums as I slowly come to accept the power of dick.

Elijah Nelson
Elijah Nelson

not being a little girl

Anthony Ramirez
Anthony Ramirez

All you faggots just corrupt this pure user.

Ryan Gray
Ryan Gray

little girls can't be virgins

Robert White
Robert White

I didn't come in this thread to learn.

Matthew Sanders
Matthew Sanders

I wasn't.

Angel Long
Angel Long

Don't read his posts then.

Evan Edwards
Evan Edwards

You don't have the capacity to learn.

Mason Johnson
Mason Johnson

It is, but the virgins here are like zombies, if they bite you, they can infect you.

Nathan Ortiz
Nathan Ortiz

Of course they can't.

Jonathan Peterson
Jonathan Peterson

I'd start streaming games and talk about my shit taste for cucks to tell me how great my taste is.

Colton Anderson
Colton Anderson

Don't lie to me you non-virgin.

Brody Parker
Brody Parker

Only logical answer.

Ryan Cook
Ryan Cook

not knowing C cup is the best

Blake Rivera
Blake Rivera

low test

Dylan Nelson
Dylan Nelson

Don't worry, that's not a perfectly done pov. Her neck would be super long if it was. They're probably a bit bigger than they look there.

Nicholas Sullivan
Nicholas Sullivan

Get cute clothes and remain pure.

Bentley Carter
Bentley Carter

Caress the bress

Nathan Watson
Nathan Watson

high test meme
Pic related is what you consider a 10/10

Jackson Bailey
Jackson Bailey

That's not healthy user, you need to fap at least once a week.

David Young
David Young

Not having and raising beautiful children after marrying a good man and saving up cash.
Not going to a at-least decent university before that.
Not living life to it's potential and laying good ground work for those after you.

Then again, Japan if expensive as hell just to live in without kids. Also train molestation in addition to some very regressive cultural aspects that would likely derail this thread.You might be on to something that that whole staying pure thing.

Julian Nguyen
Julian Nguyen

Japan being sexist as fuck came from america actually, most of the time they didn't give a fuck prior to this.
Well, this was just the usual in really early japan, baby-making machine, but after that it was actually fine.
No bullshit saying women don't have souls are inferior or whatever.
So, blame WW2 and globalization.

Asher Morris
Asher Morris

I'm gonna have to ask for a source, because everything I know about Japan tells me that you're very very wrong.

Brayden Barnes
Brayden Barnes

Sauce?

Asher Gomez
Asher Gomez

>>141935972
Weird booty-leg connection in the lower right

Dominic Lewis
Dominic Lewis

so picky

Aaron Hall
Aaron Hall

Go look for my best friend to get fucked by him so we can later feel confused about it.

Jordan Baker
Jordan Baker

That's too big. How am I to get a cute bra at that size?

James Anderson
James Anderson

Well, I didn't include exact dates because I don't know them, but it's very possible I'm full of shit, and if so, I'd be glad to be corrected.

I have no precise source, just read books about everyday life in ancient and modern japan.

Also I have classes about that stuff, but teacher isn't really into questions.

So, if you've got intel I don't, please share.

Colton Reyes
Colton Reyes

Dress up and masturbate. Lose to cock, but also to yuri. Can I be a little girl instead?

Cooper Hall
Cooper Hall

too big
gay
I would go bigger

Bentley Ward
Bentley Ward

Get molested by a smug girl who likes that you look like a cute vulnerable tomboy now, hopefully

Gabriel Garcia
Gabriel Garcia

I didn't know I had a penis for the first 14 years of my life, it's not that hard to ignore something you don't really have any control over. It's like how you don't think about the back of your butt too much

Jonathan Sullivan
Jonathan Sullivan

he actually had bigger breasts as a man

Ethan Bennett
Ethan Bennett

cut

Fucking americunts.

Lincoln Gomez
Lincoln Gomez

Still do it, obviously.

Samuel Roberts
Samuel Roberts

be way more excited about the fact that I'm 2D
My dreams have come true

Samuel Adams
Samuel Adams

What do you mean by don't know? Don't know that not everyone has a penis/didn't know the name for your penis, or not seeing it somehow? Were you not aware that it was there? user, please explain how you urinated without being aware of your penis.

Liam Foster
Liam Foster

Wrong body
This is only a dream
Will turn back in the morning
GAHH!!!!

Jace Foster
Jace Foster

It's simple, I was taught from a young age to sit down while using the bathroom, and never thought about the idea of standing up. So when I peed, I just peed sitting down and assumed magically the urination would be dealt with. I never really thought about the penis that much and never touched it or anything really

Brody Turner
Brody Turner

taught from a young age to sit down while using the bathroom

Ohkay. user, tell me about your parents.

Joshua Stewart
Joshua Stewart

After 26 years of telling every woman I've lived with to learn to fucking look before they sit down, I'd cut my own tongue out with a spoon before I dared to be offended if I put my ass into a toilet when I wasn't paying attention.

Hunter Robinson
Hunter Robinson

Found a picture of his dad

David Cox
David Cox

"Finally."

Ian Richardson
Ian Richardson

End the suffering immediately.

Bentley Nelson
Bentley Nelson

cut
Disgusting.

Benjamin King
Benjamin King

That's a bit weird, but you bring up a good point for this not-debate! The real answer is that you should leave it down in case the next person has to take a risky shit.

If men can pee sitting down then why is there even a debate about putting the seat down? Not only do both genders have to sit down to defecate, but if men don't have to stand up to pee, unless their only option is a urinal; then there is absolutely no reason to ever put up the lid unless you're cleaning the toilet.

He could have lost his entire penis instead. That would have been far worse for all possible things.

Parker Ortiz
Parker Ortiz

Source on this? Spoonfeed please.

Xavier Gomez
Xavier Gomez

Are you a German?

A court in Germany has ruled in favour of a man's right to urinate while standing up after his landlord demanded money for damage to the bathroom floor.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-30937492

Hunter Bailey
Hunter Bailey

I think the artist is ShindoL

might be wrong.

Xavier Reed
Xavier Reed

My parents thought it was cute and encouraged the behavior when I did it on my own at first

Josiah Smith
Josiah Smith

welp, not going to read it then.

Nolan Nelson
Nolan Nelson

This one actually has a happy ending though

Matthew Carter
Matthew Carter

Fuck off.

Elijah Gutierrez
Elijah Gutierrez

>>141937488

Use the SauceNao option. Then use the title, and search with Google. You'll have it in thirty seconds.

She turns into a total slut, naturally.

Jaxson Ward
Jaxson Ward

That's why he refreshed the page

Landon Allen
Landon Allen

This and then go suck some dick

Jaxson Harris
Jaxson Harris

Wake up
See this

What do?

Joseph Martin
Joseph Martin

Shop for clothes. Gotta be this. May as well

Jack Myers
Jack Myers

Hold my breath and see if I can wide

Nathaniel Young
Nathaniel Young

After spontaneously turning into a cute girl, one user was found dead today after attempting to go wide. Becoming wide is the latest fad among cute girls these days, but it's a dangerous one. We'll have more details at 7, back to you Tom

Samuel Cooper
Samuel Cooper

Masturbate

Isaac Ortiz
Isaac Ortiz

Wearing a cute dress while doing nice things

Alexander Wright
Alexander Wright

You're in an important personal meeting. A suave young exec goes after your body, after being blinded by passion and love towards you. What do?

Nolan Gomez
Nolan Gomez

Call the police!

Robert Moore
Robert Moore

this is the First thing i see when i return to Sup Forums

Elijah Phillips
Elijah Phillips

Another user spontaneously turns into a cute girl and went TOO WIDE

Chase Morales
Chase Morales

masturbate
pose in front of mirror
masturbate in front of mirror
take shower
masturbate in shower
go shopping for cute clothes
masturbate in changing room
walk to park
masturbate in public
find some cute shota
mutual masturbation
go to bed
masturbate in bed
do it all again tomorrow

Christian Mitchell
Christian Mitchell

Becomes a girl
Still loves two girls (yes, two).
What went wrong?

Hudson Howard
Hudson Howard

Make sure you don't have long nails before you go rubbing your clit for hours on end. Even if you don't, masturbating too much can irritate the very sensitive skin of your genitals. While we're all little girls here, I will have you know that even men can rub themselves raw from too much fappy fappy time! No one wants ouchies on their special places.

Good night Sup Forums

John Morgan
John Morgan

marries after being the town's bicycle
still fucks old classmates when the husband/wife is away at work
with her baby, gotten from some old guy, cradled in her arms
Yeah, nice happy ending.

Robert Garcia
Robert Garcia

Spotted the 12yo

Nicholas Jackson
Nicholas Jackson

Well shit user, compared to Emrgence and other ShindoL stuff I'd say it is.

Hunter Kelly
Hunter Kelly

Lacked the double recessive homosexual allele most /a/nons have.

Dylan Evans
Dylan Evans

You clearly haven`t seen one.
Dick is much, much more aesthetically pleasing.

Grayson Baker
Grayson Baker

Go into the nearest public bathroom and use the toilet

I have a girl on the toilet fetish

Nolan Bennett
Nolan Bennett

Masturbate while enjoying my own fetishes at the same time.

Brody Johnson
Brody Johnson

ill try to help make it erect with my mouth user

Chase Cox
Chase Cox

Don't worry, considerate user. I will take care of my body well, because it would be a tragedy to lose such a gift. Besides, I've had longer nails than most for the majority of my life, so I am fairly adept at handling them without injuring myself.

Liam Butler
Liam Butler

oh gawd i remember this! LOL. its too bad she stopped doing the comic to do porn.

Tyler Young
Tyler Young

they tell they not to have sex or they will be damaged and disgusting and unloved.
But It's true. Sluts are not happy after early 20s. And STD can make you really ugly too.

Levi Rivera
Levi Rivera

whats the name of the manga?

Parker Kelly
Parker Kelly

Emergence
a girl just wants to stand out a bit more in high school
ends up a drug-addicted prostitute
used by practically everyone she knows
dies when she saw a small glimpse of hope
Fuck Shindol.

Samuel Fisher
Samuel Fisher

Yeah, I was happy with the story, even with the becoming the school slut, but once the prostitution chapters kicked in, I was all "nope". Not even the osananajimifuta could save the ending from being rather shit(wedding aside).

Landon White
Landon White

STD can make you really ugly too
And ignorance will change that, of course.

Leo Harris
Leo Harris

If the meeting is just the two of us, let him do it. No way that goes wrong.

If it's not, make him wait. He'll understand.

Zachary Jones
Zachary Jones

To draw porn or be in porn?

Isaac Lewis
Isaac Lewis

shut up.

Charles Carter
Charles Carter

The first prostitution chapters were "fine", but the one where she fucks a john when pregnant, and even refuses the needed money because she's too much of a slut was such a turn off. After that it went all downhill.
I wonder what Shindol will do with the guy friend who got TG'd in the last appendix chapter.

Justin Allen
Justin Allen

Best post

Grayson Brown
Grayson Brown

I follow it. Still updates from time to time.

Parker Lopez
Parker Lopez

Hush Christina.

Cameron Ortiz
Cameron Ortiz

I secretly want to love the dick but slowly be turned into a lesbian by another cute girl

Austin Cox
Austin Cox

No shit, Ahjmed.

Jason Mitchell
Jason Mitchell

what's your cup size right now?

Landon Nguyen
Landon Nguyen

There's nothing wrong with being bisexual. In fact, I'd even call it an advantage.

Gabriel Murphy
Gabriel Murphy

Have sex with other cute 2D girls.

Adrian Murphy
Adrian Murphy

Has this been posted yet?

Jeremiah Reyes
Jeremiah Reyes

draw post. she's in slipshine and a couple of other erotic sites. its sad though. I expected better of her.

Kevin Garcia
Kevin Garcia

Son, is there something you want to tell your mother and I?

David Adams
David Adams

Cry tears of joy for hours and hours
Then sign up for a cam whore site and never work a day again.

Nathaniel Cruz
Nathaniel Cruz

Dick is the best, Dad! I want to do nothing but suck big, fat cock all day long!

Kevin Morgan
Kevin Morgan

Start taking way more care of my appearance. Actually exercise and get fit. Get into relationships with other girls and very feminine men, also be extremely sexually aggressive without it coming across as creepy. I'd probably take my own virginity using a dildo or something if my new body is a virgin.

Then I'd start a cam-show where I play video games and for every hundred dollars donated that day I remove one article of clothing, maybe once in a while pull a DPS and masturbate on the show but unlike him pretend I didn't know the camera was on and watch the money just roll in.

See if girls actually do experience more pleasure, masturbate whenever possible and take advantage of the no-refractory-thing.

Take up martial arts and carry a knife and pepper spray and never answer the door about a geiger counter.

Other than the increased possibility of being raped and murdered, or sold into sexual slavery, it'd be a really fucking great thing.

Also it'd be great to be part of PURE yuri love.

Dylan Evans
Dylan Evans

Determine that I have become a victim of multiple personality disorder and seek help from a mental asylum.

Ethan Evans
Ethan Evans

Other than the increased possibility of being raped and murdered, or sold into sexual slavery

Murder aside, I would pretty much nonstop fantasize about that while masturbating, even if it'd be really shitty to actually happen.

Ayden Price
Ayden Price

W-will you be sexually aggressive towards me, user?

You can teach me about the wonders of yuri and even bring me on that cam-show!!

Carter Butler
Carter Butler

Appreciate my cuteness and proceed to use said cuteness to acquire things from others by just looking at them with puppy eyes.

Cooper Brooks
Cooper Brooks

expecting a camslut gimmick to work in the current year
trying to attract unmanly faggots
expecting any sought after woman to be a carpetmuncher

Another catlady is born.

Easton Jackson
Easton Jackson

are you even trying? You clearly are 12yo because that's what i used to think when i was a teenager, then shit happens and you end up craving pussy.

Liam Morales
Liam Morales

You just have a cunt for taste.
Regrettably common illness.

Chase Ramirez
Chase Ramirez

Day 75 : The head graft succeded. Proceeding to find a mate.

Benjamin Bell
Benjamin Bell

Go fuck myself.

Christian Howard
Christian Howard

he fell for the no fap meme

You have ED now, idiot.

Nolan Myers
Nolan Myers

what if im a girl in a guy's body

Cameron Martin
Cameron Martin

Is licking someones ear really that grand?

William Martin
William Martin

It arouses me way more than the one I lick.
A dominance thing.

Dylan Barnes
Dylan Barnes

fucking yourself
How would you do that?

Leo Howard
Leo Howard

Contents of the envelope could be lying. It would be worth the risk to masturbate.

David Myers
David Myers

Run. There are probably pigorcs hiding nearby, waiting to rape innocent elf like me.

Jack Anderson
Jack Anderson

Why would you run from that?

Jack Gray
Jack Gray

Be impressed by my art skills

Ian Nelson
Ian Nelson

not protecting our virginity from savage beast

Brandon Harris
Brandon Harris

It's going to happen at some point. Trying to avoid it will just make the fall that much harder.

Aaron Lewis
Aaron Lewis

Women have A LOT of erogenous zones. This includes navel, ears, neck, collarbone, thighs, feet, etc
I heard that some can even orgasm just be thoughts alone

For a gender with so many weakpoints, it's literally impossible to believe that it takes them 15-30 minutes of foreplay just to be properly lubricated

Andrew Jackson
Andrew Jackson

not avoiding it even if it cost your life
Protecting one virginity is a responsibility of oneself

Jose Howard
Jose Howard

How do you know user? Have you done it?

Andrew Myers
Andrew Myers

Hm...
Appreciate the fact that the odds of encountering someone of the opposite sex who shares my interests has gone way up.
Worry that my brain chemistry hasn't been altered to the point that a relationship with a guy wouldn't make me sick.
Panic over what it means for my sense of self if my brain chemestry *has* been altered that much.
Put aside existential dread for the moment by trying to focus at the situation at hand.
Assess immediate environs for anything that could have caused a sudden change.
Determine my identity in the world. (Am I a new person who suddenly appeared, or has the girl I am now "always existed"?)
Research anything and everything I can think of to make sure I'm not missing anything important.

I guess at some point I'd probably "check out" my new body too, but honestly unless the body swap turns my libido up x100, there's probably something much more exciting to "discover" out there.

Oh yeah, and if I have a chance, I'd definitely cosplay a few of my waifus...

Nathaniel Myers
Nathaniel Myers

Research.
I ain't gonna touch no 3D shit.

William Campbell
William Campbell

cosplay waifus
Implying you're 8/10 appearance to cosplay your waifu

Brody Powell
Brody Powell

not testing out theory on first hand
You cant prove it right unless you did it

Aiden Flores
Aiden Flores

Yuck

Andrew Cooper
Andrew Cooper

I heard that some can even orgasm just be thoughts alone
Guys can do it too.

Owen Rodriguez
Owen Rodriguez

guy
orgasm
I refuse to believe

Evan Anderson
Evan Anderson

tfw the idea of my mental state changing as a result really turns me on even if it means being a lesbian instead of liking guys or being a huge horny slut

Brandon Kelly
Brandon Kelly

not craving cocks
You cant fite the cocks user

Jack Bell
Jack Bell

People from Africa do retarded things... Noooooooooo shit.

Liam Thompson
Liam Thompson

Are we on autosage or something? We are on page 9 right now

Testing

Cameron Moore
Cameron Moore

You're a girl now. Outdated memes need not apply

Liam Richardson
Liam Richardson

Welp, we are on autosage alright
Why mods?

Josiah Gray
Josiah Gray

Troid is a fag. Plain and simple

Anthony Fisher
Anthony Fisher

being a girl
not wanting cock
Pus pus is disgusting user

James Turner
James Turner

Whatever you say, /fit/ :^)

Blake Harris
Blake Harris

While this thread is on autosage, their are 5 off topic threads up.
Thanks based mods

Lucas Powell
Lucas Powell

I choose cocks over vagina user. Cocks>vagina
Cocks is beautiful
Cocks is love
Cocks is life

Adrian Perez
Adrian Perez

not rubbing disgusting pusspuss together

At least mods recognize these sorts of threads are so ingrained in Sup Forums behavior you can't just outright delete them

Noah Gutierrez
Noah Gutierrez

hating mods bandwagon

Adrian Foster
Adrian Foster

rubbing pusspuss together
Disgusting

Carter Sanchez
Carter Sanchez

If that's how much you love cocks, why would you wish to be a girl to start with?

Do not force yourself to wear a meme that does not fit you.

Bentley Thompson
Bentley Thompson

Don't answer door about geiger counter.

That's a solid decision if my chineese porn comics hold any truth.

Andrew Hill
Andrew Hill

The disgusting makes it hot tho

Captcha: select all waffles
How relevant

Adrian Anderson
Adrian Anderson

Because being a girl will makes loving a cocks much more relevant

Evan Thomas
Evan Thomas

Being a 3D girl isn't any better, even is just being a slut is the goal.

Ethan Campbell
Ethan Campbell

You and I both know that's false.
You just have to enlist in the military, wear a skirt on the barracks, and next thing you knew, you will be relliving your childhood

Adrian Richardson
Adrian Richardson

Doing 1000 pushups as ordered by your sergeant?

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