Why didn't Hanekawa win the Arararagi bowl?

William Harris
William Harris

Why didn't Hanekawa win the Arararagi bowl?

She was the first girl.

Noah Hughes
Noah Hughes

Because Nisio loves destroying tropes. Shinobu is Araragi's soulmate anyway, being his girlfriend ultimately brings only suffering

Aiden Peterson
Aiden Peterson

First girl means the girl the MC meets at first episode, which was Crab for Bakemonogatari, knowing the girl before that actually makes her less likely to win.

At least she isn't a childhood friend like Sodachi and Nadeko, those were the ones that ended the furthest away from the bowl.

Levi Lopez
Levi Lopez

Because she hesitated, and Senjougahara asked first. There's a lesson in there somewhere for the rest of us.

Dylan Hill
Dylan Hill

What would marriage with Hanekawa be like?

Christian King
Christian King

No she wasn't. The first girl was the one RRRG caught falling.

Tyler Ortiz
Tyler Ortiz

In Kizu, she almost had consensual sex with Araragi, so that's that.

Also, crab is the worst girl.

Caleb Rivera
Caleb Rivera

Proper.

Lincoln Baker
Lincoln Baker

No one can beat Bat, that's why.

Zachary Foster
Zachary Foster

Because her perfectness creeps Araragi out and he only felt luts for her.

Ryder Sanchez
Ryder Sanchez

Araragi has shit taste like most harem anime MCs.

Joseph Wright
Joseph Wright

Hole shit, I shut realized, crab already is fucking fagaragi in daily basis but Tsubasa is saving her self for ararararararra until the day they get married.

HOW CAN A BEST GIRL BE SO BEST?

Thomas Gonzalez
Thomas Gonzalez

Why didn't Kanbaru win the Arararagi bowl?

She was the best girl.

Kevin White
Kevin White

She was way too late into the game for that. Plus she's into making the Valhalla combo great again.

Brody Kelly
Brody Kelly

Nisio kind of flubbed up on that part, since Hanekawa took actions to try to bring her and Araragi closer as friend, and Gahara (and the rest of their class) assumed they were dating. Gahara even admitted she didn't care and would have tried to steal him away from her when they spoke candidly in White's epilogue.

About the only mistake she made was not asking him to go out with her immediately upon becoming friends, which is altogether strange to do before you know someone. Technically, establishing a relationship before pursuing romance is the smarter move.

Even the not asking for help thing was answered for us in White. She shut off her heart after past friends shunned her for sharing about her home life. She readily told people and even invited friends over, which was when they shunned her.

Seems more like Nisio gets off on having certain girls suffer forever. Didn't Urobuchi say he was known as the "Bishoujo Breaker"?

Kayden Anderson
Kayden Anderson

He also has a thing for undramatic haircuts, it seems. Everyone's cut it by now, and the only one to do it on screen was with a set of house keys.

Isaac Allen
Isaac Allen

undramatic haircuts
katanagatari
medaka box

Cameron Wilson
Cameron Wilson

The only reason we didn't see Hanekawa's was because she got it cut by Araragi in Tsubasa Song, which wasn't animated. That was pretty dramatic if you got the subtlety of the conversation.

Hell, Hanekawa basically being confirmed as part oddity with the stripes is pretty dramatic in itself. Can't wait for the she-hulk vampire Hanekawa in Tsubasa Sleeping.

Landon Martin
Landon Martin

Senjougahara was the first to actually make a move on him.
It's Hanekawa's own fault for staying in the friend zone forever.

Daniel Smith
Daniel Smith

Technically, it's Araragi's fault as well. He all but admits it in the commentaries for the last ep of Tsubasa Cat that he was being a betamax about Hanekawa, when every other guy would have jumped on board.

Caleb Brooks
Caleb Brooks

Araragi could have both if he really wanted. If he's fine with being killed by Hitagi shortly after.

Chase Walker
Chase Walker

Shortstack

Asher Adams
Asher Adams

Hitagi killing anyone
Hanekawa accepting anything other than being the only one

Jordan Lopez
Jordan Lopez

wanting Crab over this

Brayden Cox
Brayden Cox

I want to cum inside Tsubasa until I die of starvation.

Angel Ross
Angel Ross

You're seeing this from them perspective of the anime which started with bake, but the novels started with Kizu, to what I remember, where only Araragi, Hanekawa and Oshino were presents, so she is first girl in that way.

Ryder Powell
Ryder Powell

Wait, what about Monkey in Hanamonogatari?

Joshua Brooks
Joshua Brooks

she was raped by her father.

Christopher Cooper
Christopher Cooper

Isn't Kizu first only in chronological order?

Anyway, Bake opens with a pantyshot of Tsubasa not whit Senjougahara falling, I don't know what the first chapter of the LN is but in the anime Cat is first and A BEST. Fuck you, Nisio.

Austin Miller
Austin Miller

Oh and Snake's bangs.

Actually he seem's to have a thing for hair symbolism, fucking hack

William Walker
William Walker

The novels start with Bake where Senjou is the first girl.
The Bake anime starts with a short Kizu trailer that starts off with the panty shot just like the Kizu novel.

Logan Sullivan
Logan Sullivan

We all know who the real first girl is. No reason in denying it. Oh she is also best girl.

Brandon Brooks
Brandon Brooks

She could have won, but redditgahara asked him out

Grayson Robinson
Grayson Robinson

She was too good for that faggot

William Bailey
William Bailey

Bake was the first novel. Kizu was the first localized novel.

Robert King
Robert King

It's a proven fact that Cat is best grill, she not winning is the greatest mistake ever made by a human being.

Jaxson Fisher
Jaxson Fisher

Yeah, [citation needed].

Carter Reed
Carter Reed

undramatic haircuts

This haircut was pretty dramatic.

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