Not long until Oldest Joseph, are you ready to see best Jojo back in action?
Isn't he dead? I'm at part 4 currently, he is pretty old
He's still alive during Part 6 according to Araki and he'd be like 92 then
Yeah but he's irrelevant, he's very old, his stand is embarrassing.
When you out live your grandson. Feels bad.
I bet Jolyne loves Shrek
Killing Jotaro and alternate universe was a mistake.
Steel Ball Run
You could always kill yourself
Complete this using a single stand of your choice, anons.
Kind of feel bad to see my favorite character becomes a senile old coot.
Could've been done in normal universe, awful argument.
enough of this you've been forcing this in every thread
jojolion maybe with different names and background characters but not sbr
Jotaro would break all the walls with Star Platinum until there were only two walls and one door left, then pass through the only door standing.
are you ready to see best Jojo back in action?
You bet, can't wait until Jotaro takes Josuke rat-hunting.
but if you force it every thread it'll become stale quickly and honestly it already is, do it here and there but not every fucking thread. holy shit man.
Yeah I'm waiting to see that shooting bullet without a gun scene.
Reminder that Ho Pants is a man
Hot Pants isa beautiful sexy woman
Literally the same as Narancia shitposters
You're a homo, man
Hamon users tend to live a good bit longer than usual. Joseph mentioned Lisa Lisa still being alive at the start of Part 3.
If not for DIO would Willie Zep and British Jonny boy Jojoestar be around by the time of Stone Ocean?
sorry meant Dio Brando
Jonathan would be like 142 in Part 6
How old was Tonpetti?
First fight with Kira
"That's a nice watch."
Stardust Crusaders begins to play
"It would be a shame if it broke. Your face, that is."
Post the other mosoacs
how does Jotaro become so based in Part 4? all the edgelord cringe from Part 3 gets rechanneled into hammy badassery and some of the best outfits
y por esas mierdas leo jojo en ingles.
atentamente un español de españa.
Makes me wonder just how old Tonpetty and Straits were.
because if not for Dio, Zeppeli wouldn't teach Jonathan Hamon.
participated in every mosaic so far
missed this one because of banned for NSFW
Given how sad his life got since then, he probably would have been better off if Jotaro had let him stay dead after Dio drained him.
fuck i missed out on this one
estoy leyendo jojolion en ingles
Dio to Jonathan : "It's futile! I hate the futility of the futile... Really futile..."
What did he mean by this?
Your next line is: that's a really stupid meme. I know it!!
that's a really stupid meme. I know it...
I ... something?
how unready are animeonlies for Part 6 ?
Made in heaven/10
And other incredible tales
There are already posts on a certain hellish blue website whining about Heavy Weather and I'd imagine manime crowd will hate it too. It'll be a ride for sure.
Did he die a virgin?
No joke, it's going to be painful. Let's be honest with each other for a minute.
Part 1 was a show stealer for awhile, both as a meme and a legitimate show to watch.
Part 2 only bolstered this attitude and Joseph cultivated a legit following.
Part 3 is Part 3. Jotaro might not be Joseph, but Stardust Crusaders pulls people in.
Part 4 has been mostly quality, not QUALITY so far. It seems like it's going to turn out pretty well, and seems legitimately popular. It'll be a fun ride that will solidify a JoJo fanbase.
Part 5, I honestly believe this, will blow every other adaptation out of the water. David has been looking forward to it for years and will make it their baby. King Crimson will be the first mind melting plot element for animeonlys, but it will be memed to death for their definite enjoyment.
The final act of Part 6 is going to fucking destroy their minds. Frogs? lol. Snails? sure. Bohemian Rhapsody? ehhhhhh. But that final act when a milato lynch victim amnesiac fails to defeat his gay priest brother, only for gay priest brother to head to Cape Canaveral, rotate gravity 90 degrees, speed up time until fate itself becomes a malleable concept, and kills EVERY SINGLE MAIN CHARACTER INCLUDING JOTARO THE GOLDEN BOY? I honestly think they're widespread glutepain will kill any chance of SBR getting adapted. I mean, fuck. I didn't even get into the Green Baby and tree man and DIO's cock and whatever the fuck.
he got fucked by the end of part 4
Does necrophilia with just hands count?
Part 5 would be far more popular than it is now if not for the retards who translated it.
Don't forget the wonders of Dragon's Dream and Yo-Yo Ma and Jumping Jack Flash and random scene with load of strange dudes including a honest to god wizard showing up for a panel only to never come back or be relevant in any other form
Jumping Jack Flash
his power wasn't farting
Assuredly. Now imagine a flawless translation, full animation, David colors, top tier sound design, and Abbacchio being as funny as he's supposed to be. I can't wait.
I honestly hated reading Dragon's Dream and Yo-Yo Ma, but watching them sounds fucking hilarious.
I honestly think they're widespread glutepain will kill any chance of SBR getting adapted
David successfully funds a SBR anime by selling Dakimakuras of girls from Stone Ocean
I'd buy all the Jolynes so no one else can have her.
having an SO girl as you are whyfoo
I honestly hated reading Dragon's Dream and Yo-Yo Ma, but watching them sounds fucking hilarious.
They'll actually benefit greatly from being animated, especially if they'll compress each into a single episode. They're both good and pretty unique ideas for filler fights, but both of them lasted a bit too long.
Araki wouldn't really be happy with that sort of merch, I'd imagine, considering the whole "anti-moe" idea behind the characters
fuck araki characters will be sexualized why not cash in?
I Want SBR OVAs, so hopefully they can get funding for it. Imagine all of SBR and JJL done in Hellsing Ultimate quality. It'll never happen but I can dream.
What are some good Jojocore movies to watch?
People always blow every little remark Araki makes out of proportion. I'm sure he'd just find it amusing.
Better than having runaway, Mariah or lips girl as your waifu
Yo-Yo Ma can fit a single episode, but Dragon's Dream won't. Yo-Yo Ma was 5 chapters with a little bit of it in a chapter beforehand, so they can end on it's reveal and then fit the rest of it into one episode easily. Dragon's Dream was 8 chapters which means it'll be 2 episodes. considering their current sweetspot for episode length is 4.5 chapters.
narancia is my waifu
Just admit that you're gay user, it might be difficult now but you're saving yourself a lot of pain down the track.
DD could easily be squashed down, there isn't much to it. Realistically Yoyoma should take longer.
The fuck is this ?
lol this nigga
SBR OVAs would be the best thing to happen in my life so far
Can Gyro spin his balls?
No, but jhonny can.
Jonathan, Johnny... same thing more or less. Johnny remind me of me Jonathan, which I like better.
Me Zeppeli, you Zeppeli
Me Dio, you Dio
Me boat, you boat
Me death, you death
Not really, 8 chapters is a lot to compress even for a shitty fight. DIO's World was 18 chapters and they did 5 an episode. There is literally no way they'd ever do it. 1.5 is our best bet but I wouldn't count on it. Also you don't seem to remember how much shit happened. It's not very memorable but it had a lot to it.
This. Araki is pretty relaxed, as far as we know he approves of the r34 too.
ff gets fucked up even though his stand betrays his powers
fall down the stairs
electric chair fuckery
reviving FF/finishing him
It's not like he can do anything about it if he wanted to. He's not pic related.
Still not gonna happen unfortunately. There's a fuckton of exposition too.
about what, fengshui? that can be cut down to like a sentence
Yeah but I doubt they're gonna cut that. We just need to accept that we live in a world where DD in the anime will be more than 1 episode.
If there's anything I'm worried about, it's not getting an animated JJL. I couldn't give less of a shit about SBR, to be honest, I just want the 4×4 up on my TV.
Joshuu will never be relevant. He'll get one fight and then be forgotten.
Gold Experience Requiem Distortion Over Heaven Act 4
We'll get an offhand mention he got together with Karera who won't be relevant either, Kyo and Hato will join the crew and Daiya will get a scene or two in the vein of, say, Tamami in part IV.
it has the unique power of
making Giorno more interesting than Bruno and Mista for once
no abs no buy
All the infinite dimension versions of Diavolo die for eternity
dreamt that my dad and I were reading SBR together
this will never happen
That's because God took the wrong son
tyhsat guy he did wh
I feraly feal him ifell you I feeling it ddp
SBR live action movie made in the west, Hulk Hogan plays Gyro and Mike Myers plays Johnny. How do you feel?
How would King Crimson do this?
someone made a webm of it already
Joseph never practiced Hamon after Kars because he's a lazy bastard.
post your favorite jjl page
Gyro died thinking Hot Pants was a man
he finally did it
Don't they realize that literally every part except for Battle Tendency was somewhat caused by DIO? Not just Stone Ocean.
The one where Gappy dicks Daiya's brains out.
you will never cut daiya's throat open as she shrieks out CALIFORNIA
you will never stick your dick in the open wound
you will never go in and out fast in her bleeding neckwound while her massive tits flop around sexily as she spasms from the pain
Araki must have really liked Jumping Jack Flash's Stand ability, because he based all of Part 7 on it.
he really thought it was a gas gas gas
Don't make me feel this way, user
What the fuck, dude.
Feel what way?
Grand Wizard Feedback LN when?
Hay gente en este planeta que sigue diciendo "vos" en vez de "tu"
Truly argeniggas are the worst
Sad that I'll never do that.
South America was a mistake.
It's alright user. We can always fantasize.
So who's your favorite Jojo?
Well it's alright
In fact it's a gas
No reason to kill him, two people already died to create him
and lays vs doritos?
joseph and doritos
grand wizard and elf lawyer are the masterminds behind parts 1-6
it's just a really elaborate larping session
Nice  user :^)
Josuke and Lays
Doritos suck dick, dude.
He did it with
Yasuho's gonna be the one to bite it, I'm sure of it.
they're not great but i crave the cheesey dust
ideally i want normal tortilla chips with some flavorful spicy cheese dipping sauce but doritos are more convenient and they're at least a step above cheetos
Jojo-esque must watches?
Que decís boludo, boludó VOS boludo VOS. La Argentina che. Maradona.
The best panels of this manga are from Joshu being jealous. Araki needs to improve his game and write more of these situations.
We need to go lewder.
name this stand, Sup Forums
Everything was related to DIO until Jojolion happened, part 8 has to be the first part were DIO will not be mentioned or referenced.
What about must plays, other than the actual Jojo games of course.
I'd have to say
I think he will be the new Jotaro because of the Yoshikage in him.
Can't we have a proper thread without you niggers coming in here? It's bad enough with all the other variants of shitposting
[GET OFF OF MY CLOUD]
Reminder this is the first sample of the leaked in-development 2nd OP of part 4
sounds kinda creepy, unsetting
I don't get it
Keep in mind, "in-development". The 2nd OP will sound a lot more finished and less-midi but this is what was ripped.
What do you mean by Jojo-esque?
Jojo is pretty much on an area of its own. I can't really think of anything similar to it as a whole.
Now, if you want must plays I can give you one or two. And no, I won't give you Undertale like the other faggot.
But where else would I get my (You)'s?
It's just me, the rest of the fanbase are Tumblr faggots who don't appreciate good anime and manga.
ripped from where?
As you know I'm a man of whew
not "watches" but Worm is basically Jojo's Grimdark Adventure
the powers being stands is a spoiler you find out halfway through, but oh well, all the fights are part 5-6 level of munchkining
Don't know, the guy who posted it said not to ask where he got it and just enjoy it. Apparently it's the same guy who said that Savage Garden would be the ED theme and the same guy who said the OP for the Yukako episode would be the EDM version hours before it aired.
A read rather than a watch but I'll repeat what was said multiple times already, Dorohedoro is probably the most JoJo-ish thing out there. Especially if you enjoyed parts VI and VII a lot and have a good tolerance to body horror.
There's a lot of weird powers used in creative ways, including being invisible to memory of other people and a dude who's a bit similar to an evil voodoo-themed Tonio.
KILLER QUEEN BITES THE PILLOW
What are your predictions for Jojolion? I don't just mean in the near future, either.
Don't know, the guy who posted it said not to ask where he got it and just enjoy it.
trusting Sup Forums
trusting a guy saying he's another anonymous guy
I really hope it's legit, it sounds pretty good.
Man, I can picture that first part playing over moving silhouettes of Kira, and then when it kicks in it pans over all the allied characters before ending up on Josuke as he calls Crazy D.
Just anything that gives feelings similar to Jojo, or at least stuff of similar quality.
Stands are really cool for example. Anything with that?
I'd call it a fake but it seems to have some genuine effort put into it, plus we HAVE been having a guy pop up in these threads and reveal stuff for the anime that no one would've guessed and they actually turned out true.
Play Persona or watch the anime.
I just want Mikitaka and Fungami to be in the intro
he didn't even say he was the same guy
people are making stuff up now
they're already in
Persona is gay
already played 4
that's why I said "apparently". It could be another user but it wouldn't be too far of a stretch to say it's the same user who said the ED would be Savage Garden or the same user who said the EDM version of CNBT would play as the OP theme for the Yukako episode.
You have the whole SMT series. Mostly games though, but there's two very weird OVAs and an anime based on the 4th Persona game which is more Scooby-Doo-esque and
One of the creators and main artist for a lot of the games is friends with Araki, in fact.
You mean stuff with guardian-spirit like entities?
There's Shaman King but I've heard mixed opinions on that.
I don't believe it but I quite like the tune. So props to the user that made it.
That and unique abilities that can range from anything to anything
As long as it features more dancing, I'm game.
Post Hato's big ass.
best page, best girl, best ass
That door handle
Did Araki seriously just take a picture of a door handle and add it in via photoshop?
All of them damnit
It's a final villain stand
okay so now we know it's called Cloud Nine
what's its ability?
Where is Diego's face?
The giraffe gets me every fucking time and I don't know why
It is all what i have
It not over yet! I have other ones
It's obviously a suit stand, for one.
It's ability probably gives it the ablity to "move" kinetic energy through objects, most notably taking the kinetic energy frolic blows against the user and redirecting them somewhere else.
And the last one. I hope you have other mosoacs
you get a stand based on your biggest fetish
What is it called, and what does it do?
Love Love Deluxe
that's a neat GIF
He's just very good at drawing door handles.
Here from russian jojo.
Persona, Blue Dragon and Bayonetta.
Look guys it's Mega Giorno
What did he saw?
Also, i don't get why SBR is so high in fan's top. For me it's the weakest part. Can a/ explain why?
Part 4 is boring so far and part 3 was miles better than this.
Sup Forums and /v/ told me that it was good. Was it a lie?
I miss DIO and fun stands.
Implying part 4 has no fun stands.
What the fuck is wrong in your head???
You watching the anime or readind the manga? Part 4 is a really slow burn and we're like a quarter of the way through at max. The main villain isn't introduced until nearly halfway through. When he is things get a lot better. Part 4's main problem was a lack of focus near the beginning.
Nigga it's only the first 8 episodes, everything from Yukako onwards is golden and better than most of the stuff in part 3.
It's arguably got the best writing in all the parts, Johnny and Gyro's relationship is the best-written in the series, Funny Valentine was a really good villain and the story itself was fucking amazing.
READ THE FUCKING MANGA.
Also pert 4 starts slow but it gets much better later on.
Outlived for all of five seconds before the universe reset, yeah
Wheel of Fortune
Tower of Gray
These first two shit stands alone are why part 4 is already better than part 3.
I liked The Sun, then again I didn't mind Yo Yo Ma so I probably just have a bad taste.
We will never have exciting stands such as punching ghost man, stabbing ghost man, and whatever-the-fuck-it-needs-to-do-at-the-time green ghost man ever again
Feels bad man
The sun is so short it's hard to find any real issue with it unless you're some sort of sperg who thinks every page is going to be guaranteed gold
I think he meant the stand itself, which to be fair is literally just a fucking sun
Pucci is cute!
It had a great villain, an interesting story with high stakes and a cool setting. Why do you think it's the weakest part?
It's only best written cause it has the time. Give 24 volumes to part 1 or 2 and you'll see they'll be better than SBR.
I don't see what's amazing in the story. It starts with a race, then fuck the race for bromance, then fuck battles with shit D4C powers. How many reads are needed to understand the dio/valentine/johnny or gyro/johnny/valentine fight?
With that amount of detail put into reflections? I don't know user.
It's not a sun though, it's just a big fireball. That reflects more poorly on it, though it's technically the same thing as Speed King on a wide scale at this point.
It was possibly an assistant who did that, because background detailing work is generally what they tend to do but yes, that's a photograph of a door handle. You can see the photographer reflected on it.
So? It's still the best written part, plus Araki getting a whole month to plan out each chapter and plan out the story better helped quite a bit.
I wouldn't compare it to Speed King since we don't know the full ability of it yet, it might be something bullshit that relates to heat and something else. Probably speeding up/slowing down molecules.
Braindead and the Evil Dead series have a similar kind if body horror thing going on. Also the Fifth Element and Flex Mentallo
I liked The Sun
I, too, like watching paint dry
At this point
It was better-written than the other parts WELL before it hit 16 volumes.
It only went batshit insane in the last 6 volumes or so.
Of course. I'm expecting part 8 to beat it though, especially with the more-recent chapters because holy shit every chapter has left me on the edge of my seat just NEEDING the next month to come
Nah I meant at this point as in SK is like a mini the Sun because like you say, we dont know the full skill set
I'd say he's more like a mini Magician's Red so far, all we know is his ability has something to do with heat. Knowing Araki it's probably gonna be something batshit insane.
Joseph showing up old and decripet isn't my issue. People get old, he's had a long life and done lots of shit.
It's really the whole cheating thing that bothers me. It just kind of urks me the wrong way, that this guy would go out of his way to gather a fortune teller, a Frenchman, a Japanese student, a dog and his grandson to go kill a vampire to save his daughter and then to cheat on his wife soon afterwards.
I get the idea, it's so we have a character that's younger than Jotaro, and Jotaro doesn't have to be a dad, or palling around with his son or some horseshit. I just think it could have been done..differently? I don't know, maybe callback to that one lady that got taken hostage by Straights, maybe he had a fling with her, and she raised a kid that had his own family and moved to Japan or something.
Despite all I wrote, it's really a minor complaint, I love Part 4, and I can't think of anything I'd really change other than GIVE ME MORE SLICE OF JOJO CHAPTERS
Josuke was born 6 years before SDC
It makes sense that Joseph was the most lecherous of all the JoJos and that he would cheat on his wife, particularly before the events of Stardust Crusaders
Get out before you're spoiled senpai, but enjoy, part 4 is REALLY damn good
I hope in the anime they add more filler scenes between Josuke and Oldseph, those were so fucking heartwarming
Joseph is the epitome of testosterone-filled jackass, cheating is really not out of character for him. If there's one thing that sucks about it it's that Araki had to do some pretty stupid bullshit to make Joseph survive Part 3
SDC Joseph is handsome
remember when Joseph peeped on his mom
I would pee on Lisa Lisa if she was my mom
So I watched the last episode of Part 4, and I was cracking up the entire time, man I fucking love Part 4 so much.
But then I thought about it seriously. Shouldn't this be terrifying? Is it just funny because I know what kind of shit Jojo can get up to already, or is it just that JJBA has a great blend of humor/horror, hence making it a BIZARRE adventure?
So I watched the last episode of Part 4
What the fuck?
my latest piece
Diamond is Crash
Yanderes are supposed to be terrifying?
whares his pengis
more like, belongs in the landfill
I would pee on Lisa Lisa if she was my mom
Everyone moved over to the new universe except the people who were dead.
Maybe everyone got obliterated when Pucci died though.
tfw Nanae Chrono's jojo doujins will never get translated
I've already read everything up until Part 8.
I'm waiting for Part 8 to get a little bit further before I jump in and suffer with everyone else waiting a month for more Jojo
I thought about it a bit more after writing that out, and yeah is probably right. I guess it's not really too alien of Joseph's character for something like that to happen.
Joseph ISN'T Johnathan after all, and I actually like that Araki bothers giving his characters flaws (unless they get killed off, of course). I guess I just had to air out my anal pain to eventually get over it.
I meant pee kek I didn't realize
Get out before you're spoiled, but it only gets better from here on out senpai, enjoy!
mfw it happens again
I know but
Kira, Josefumi, Damo and Norisuke die
jeeze user, get a better whew
so here you go
as you know, I'm a man of charity
as you know I'm a man of memes
someone draw kira making the wew lad face
Thecnicaly he does.
so does raoh
i meant in jojo i forgot about fist for a second
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Why did Wang Chan have to die? He was my favourite character.
everybody have fan tonight
Why di the arkai cross road??
nswer:: fuck i forgot
yfw the anime removed literally all of Wang Chan's personality
and all of his wang hahaha!!! no penis!!!
haha! he has no peanus weenus!
no weanus no painus no weekness painkus!! lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wang chan is pretty toxic.
wank chsa n
no i do not get it.
you need only to ask user, a man of charity doesn't need to be signalled like this
yuh air yuh air days
Goodnight /jojo/, I hope all of your stands manifest tomorrow.
if dubs I get cheap trick
Is Jotaro a father during part 4?
Gay priest allows you to sleep soundly tonight.
F.F is kill
I can't accept it.
Yes. Jolyne is ill with a heavy fever around the time Part 4 takes place. She talks about it later in Stone Ocean.
have you paid homage yet?
I will kiss Jolyne's beautiful lips then I will marry her.
We saw dio in cgi
we saw kars in cgi
we saw DIO and the world in cgi
we will never see Kira and KQ in cgi
If only the 2nd op had it. It most likely won't though
That one's incomplete.
I thought so (been a while since I read Jojo). I hope DP gives her a cameo in the Part IV anime.
he obviously means the last epsiode that was released you mong
We must have faith on David Pro.
They will surely deliever.
Pucci a dead
The fuck did you just say about my daughter?
He deserved it, tho.
How many episodes do you guys think Part 4 will be altogether?
Your daughter's ass is mine
So what's up with the weird Colour scheme thing going on in part 4? I'm new to the series, planning on reading it though I hate waiting for new episodes
whats with the hearts in jojo, is it a joke?
You will never get your face scraped off by a little kid as your body is exposed to lethal levels of oxygen.
you will never have your toenail ripped across the skin as you try to choke a qt prisoner
how is this jojo related, isn't shitposting disallowed on Sup Forums?
Two posts referencing events in SO
How about you get that stick out of your ass user?
you will never have your fingers turn inside out
in Jorge Joestar, stands are naned after movies
What would your stand be called?
I would say 'Evil Dead' but I think that is already a Jorge Joestar stand.
Would you a Manriah?
Yep, it's Secco's stand. It can make any object invisible, but only from a certain vantage point.
Judge Dredd or The Room.
It's just the Iron Man suit
My eternal nigga
Iron Man is a music reference too ya dip
Shit. Well in that case
Iron Man 2
Not called Hollow Man
39 plus some extra for Bites the Dust/Invincible Crazy D/the last few chapters
Is it really?
which stand would give the best addition to sex sessions?
Spice Girl can
spice things up.
So is Eyes of Heaven decent?
Might go try the demo
Jail House Lock's ability
Ok nobody give me any new information
I heard from a lot of people that it is bad, and the main storyline is basically a fanfic with extra Jotaro wank.
Jail House Lock for completely controlling your partner
Crazy Diamond can repair broken hymens
Josuke never has to fuck non-virgins again
I HAVE FINALLY DONE IT
I HAVE AWAKENED MY STAND
I WILL BE THE ONE TO STAND AT THE TOP
TREMBLE BEFORE MY MIGHT PUNY HUMANS
Habia otra pagina donde Josuke decía que se sentía como Master Chief de Halo
Depends on your fetishes. I'd definitely want to fug Killer Queen though.
Hymens don't work that way you mong.
mfw you got Cheap Trick
Boring and slow. Should have just made a better ASB.
What is your stand's name and ability?
If the hymen was already broken for a long time then Crazy Diamond can't repair it, the only way that could work was if josuke took her virginity and then repaired it.
I was actually disappointed EoH wasn't ASB 2.
I hope they do get to make one someday.
tfw got into jojo semi recently
tfw my name is Joseph
tfw some people have started calling me Jojo randomly on their own accord
tfw been getting strange de ja vu commonly recently
You are actually Joseph Joestar from another universe.
No, Zepelli would be over years old and Jonathan would probably be around 170.
OR if Zepelli died and gave his hamon to Jonathan and Jonathan decided to keep practicing for whatever reason I'm sure he would have survived well up to then, that hamon boost basically made him superman.
It must he the work of an enemy stand.
Why did Kakyoin get born with a stand when his parents were apparently just some random ass people.
Never explored. Araki was still trying to figure out stands at the time.
However, there are instances of people being able to manifest stands based on their own willpower.
Oddly enough, one of the few examples is pic related.
Nice double dubs, Jojo.
Now it's up to you to dress semi-flamboyantly and to get ripped
He's got a pretty mouth.
How tall you are in centimeters
Definitely The Hand
take some young girl, maybe Jolyne for example.. now a sex session would be used by people mainly for pleasure and satisfaction of orgasm in a short term but not me
i would use The Hand to remove the skins and muscles around the walls of her pubic bones, completely removing any trace of flesh, even blood vessels if i do it correctly
that way the entrance to her womb would be completely exposed and i can directly done dirt cheaply my dirty deeds on it
to completely capture the essence of sex, which is the drive to breed with the opposite sex (that's a woman) i will firstly massage her fallopian tubes from outside and if it doesn't work i will use The Hand again to open her sides up and massage them directly if i have to
then after her fallopian tubes are completely warmed up i will slowly and gently put my penis inside her cervix opening and stroke it by myself so she wouldn't feel any pain from the sex and patiently wait until i ejaculate and confirm that she has conceived my offspring
of course it won't be 100% pleasurable and she might try to resist, so that's why i shall remove her shoulders and thighs off with The Hand first
implying any white person is that tall
especially a brit
Im 5"10, so thats about 178cm
Tonpetty was probably 200 years old or more, since he looked old as fuck but trained his hammon pretty vigorously. Zeppeli would probably still be alive.
Or, if you're one of those guys who treat PHF as canon, he got it because his brother was pierced by the arrow.
We should eat his meatballs
so she wouldn't feel any pain from the sex
She would stop feeling pain long before that
what the fuck...
PHF was a good novel (as good as a Jojo novel can be anyways), but Tonio suddenly getting a brother who is a mob boss and a drug dealer seemed forced to me.
Also, I will never understand how Murolo learned about Keicho and Shigechi.
The moment you tried to reference internal organs your attempt to sound like a serial killer fell flat.
You obviously have no understanding of anatomy.
What the shit
He is adopted. His grandfather was one of the Ceasar's brothers.
Maybe Okuyasu typed it up
You know, an older Caesar having a Hierophant Green-type stand that can shoot hamon-infused emerald splashes would have been cool to see.
If you don't reply to this post your father will die in his sleep.
GOLD EXPERIENCE REQUIEM
Jokes on you, I never knew my father.
Here's your (You) asshole
You mean Sandman.
It makes people see various death scenarios that will happen to them, but only one of them is real, the others are all illusions that don't actually hurt or kill the victim even if they see and feel themselves get maimed, crushed, blown to bits, etc.
The user gets three business cards that they can use when going through a death scenario to save them from it. The only way to survive is to guess which scenario is real and use a card on it.
You mean sandm oh, nevermind.
I don't care, my father is a drunk asshole, let him choke.
Fuck off Dio
part 6 character
why is that so true
Fuck off Diego
I was expecting someone shopping GER's eyes on the cat but this is even better..
This is my image if happiness
Fuck off Johnny
Dio tried to save his father at first.
Mine isn't even sick, anyway. I just want him to have a long look at his life and realize how much of a piece of shit he was before biting it.
It's the same part with elf lawyers, prison wizards, and whatever the fuck Roccobarocco is.
Araki was smoking something when he designed part 6 characters.
Fuck off Jolyne
I always thought that was mistranslated.
Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
grants unnatural strength but only when the user is sleepwalking
Fuck off Gyro
We saw Yukako in Surface, are we gonna see Tonio on Friday?
just for you
Tonio buying fish from the same fisherman that saw Yukako bounce off that rock.
I love you man.
In a completely platonic and heterosexual way of course
I love it
This just looks like a cat with regular cartoonish eyes. I think it would be more effective if GER's entire head was shopped on.
Liking part 4 is a just a meme teenagers from Tumblr like talking about, user
They could totally make a reference to that one Thus Spoke Rohan Kishibe chapter
But then it's be Immunity GER
Not Immunity Cat
no doujin so of that ass
i hope you're happy user
you brought a grown man to tears
Ignoring that post, holy shit that pic. Anime Okuyasu was moe as fuck in the newest episode, I hope they continue these moments with him.
GER and Killer Queen have the same expression.
Killer Queen is a cat.
Ergo, GER is a different breed of cat.
Your feeling I feel deeply
This is pretty hot.
I hope you aren't joking.
If you aren't can you share Jolyne gore?
I just realized that this actually makes sense because Bites the Dust protects Hayato from damage
I enjoy the recent rise in Miu Miu's popularity
Yep, though these newly photoshopped ones are much funnier.
Imgur that shit, I want a piece of that.
Pirates of the Caribbean
I reacted negatively to it, but I'm gradually feeling the same
Gurochan fucked me up
I'm pretty sure it's just me desu
I'm also interested
Post more Miu Miu then senpai, never knew how much I liked her until now
Not sure how I feel overall about Persona 5 but they really stepped up the Persona designs.
Pretty cool, i'm looking forward to P5
But what would PotC powers be?
I post when I can/when it doesn't look like blatant image dumping
Anyone want to play a fightcade match?
The power to create unnecessary sequels.
Nah that's the Stand 『Mickey's Mouse House 』
So what would've changed had Dio Brando used the mask on Jonathan without knowing what it does?
I saw doujin about that, I'll see if I have it bookmarked.
Started SBR the other week.
Is SBR at all affected by MiH? Or JoJolion? Not sure if I understood it's resetting the Universe thing too well, would it have changed the past and SBR is the story of that altered past or not? I have no idea about JoJolion since I've not read that far.
SBR is set in a completely different universe, it's not connected to parts 1-6 at all
JJL takes place after SBR
Get out before you're spoiled, and have fun reading the best Jojo part
SBR is a separate universe so MiH made no difference for it at all
He would have got the shit kicked out of him a bit quicker.
SBR is another alternate timeline, but JJL is part of the SBR timeline.
Jotaro is Kira
Not 『Immunity Cat』
Not 『the husky』
Not 『bloody Mary』
After MiH dead the unuverse retet again so no JUST MY SHIT UP jotoro
so then irene was there and emporo
Not connected to the previous parts.
It's a completely unrelated universe, the way in which big bad's stand works established there's a potentially inifite amount of universes.
JJL is set in the same universe as SBR but the connection between them is somewhat vague currently beyond the usual "some characters are descendants of ones from older part(s)" routine, it's close to the amount of stuff from SDC that DiU references.
if you're referring to the filename, im a lazy typer and coldnt be bothered to fix the close square bracket
Araki won't go full Jorge, don't be stupid, and it's very unlikely we'll see another stand working like D4C.
Never knew how much I liked her design till I read SO recently.
Her design really hits the nail on the head, its strange and bizarre but also kind of beautiful in a way. Jail House Lock has one of the best stand designs IMO, too
I will never not like this art
Was Jail House Lock one of Pucci's disks or was Miu Miu it's natural user?
what the fuck are you on about
thats literally bobs fucking brain and what the fuck are those eyebrows
WELL YOU'RE JUST SEVENTEEN
Seems too good for the warden of a prison to have a stand that basically puts people into submission, I'd say it's one of Pucci's discs.
Please don't be mean
Was you just an abotion or was you just a natural dissasterr?
hating the eyebrows
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Halo no salió hasta el 2000-2001?
DiU fue antes que eso
JoJo en modo Farcry
Me dan ganas de aprender japonés y traducir esto yo mismo al español, debería darle vergüenza al grupo de idiotas que lo tradujeron.
I really like her sweater, it's as if she really wanted to have matching clothes with the stand. The fight was also pretty fun, probably among my top 10 villain of the week battles. Best female Jojo villain so far (not that there are many to pick from).
It can be either really, stands represent the user's soul and desires and whatnot so maybe she just really likes her job.
I'd rub her soul. If you know what I mean.
female rubber soul
My goddamn dick
Is Sheer Heart Attack the best part of the entire manga?
Yeah that's true. Was it ever said whether Pucci personally employed her as the warden or not? If not maybe she was just there with Jail House Lock to begin with. Or Pucci just could've given a stand to her, gave her a quick outline of his plans (muh heaven) and set her to work.
There's way too little info on a lot of Part 6 villains, it's unfortunate because a lot of them could be pretty deep if Araki actually, you know, gave them depth. Were Lang Wrangler and Guccio followers of Pucci/did they know of his plan? What was Johngali A's relationship with DIO and where was he during Stardust Crusaders? What the fuck was Kenzo doing helping Pucci if he thought of himself as a prophet?
One of the best parts of Part 4, but I don't know about the best in the entire manga.
Thanks! Really enjoying the part so far, at the 3rd stage right now. Gyro is contending for my favourite character right now next to pic realted.
Gyro only gets more and more better as part 7 goes on, and him and Johnny arguably have the best written bromance in the fucking series.
NOW GET OUT BEFORE YOU'RE SPOILED user
It's not even the best part of part 4 m8.
I don't think Pucci is a government official and it was a state prison so Miu Miu and Westwood probably weren't specifically hired by him.
I agree about the villains in general, we sometimes got small bits of their backstory (the Yo-Yo Ma guys prison privilege card stated that he believed apocalypse was approaching, for example), but it really felt like more could've been done with them, in a similar vein to how almost all of Valentine's lackeys have some basic backstory.
Have an exam tomorrow
Have been spending all these months reading up on JoJo and shitposting in /jojo/ threads
Will likely fail
It probably wasn't worth it, but it feels like it was.
good luck user, get off of here and do some revision though.
The best part 4 moment is Hayato willingly blowing himself up to save Okuyasu so Josuke could heal the both of them
I think that's what it was anyway
Study right now, user, you can make it
You will pass user. I believe in you. Take this incredibly rare meme to show how much I love you
after MiH dead the unuverse retet again
When will this meme die? The acceleration stopped when Pucci fell into the piano.
Get away from me you shitty stand.
Bring back boss from his eternal suffering
Fuck I meant to reply to this
Yep, it's sad because most of them are just as one-dimensional as Part 3's villains, which included 'is handsome' and 'has one really big arm' as character traits. Part 7 also has a lot of characters like that IMO but yeah, a few of them like Ringo and Axl Ro blow every other villain out of the water.
So far Part 8's had my favourite minor villains, absolutely all of them have been fun and memorable (yeah, even Sasame), and Aishou is my absolute favourite minor villain in JoJo. Please Araki, introduce the big bad soon.
I did the same thing and still passed my tests.
Thanks, lads. Your support has imbued me with confidence.
I will draw shitty fanart for (you)s
draw Dio eating a burger and Johnathan is also eating a burger but the burgers is actually GOLDENE XPERIENC REQIUEM AND HE SETS THE BURGER TO 0
Post Jolyne getting dissected and fucked
Draw Johnny riding Jonathan like a horse.
Good, now get off and study. I'll be rooting that you do well.
Okuyasu mistaking Josuke's hair for a delicious steak.
This but she's being fucked by Miu Miu
Zucherro with Soft Machine behind him, a deflated woman in each of his arms
Are you actually autistic
Get out you idiot, I'm already doing this.
How do you do statistical deviation on a sharp calculator?
READ THE MANUAL
Why not just watch the instructional video? It's clearly superior
I forgot how his hat looked like shit in the earlier chapters
Surface Feedback or Earth Wind and Fire Feedback never
Kraftwerk Feedback never
Jail House Lock Feedback or Planet Waves Feedback never
Chocolate Disco Feedback or Hey Ya Feedback never
Fun Fun Fun Feedback or Schottkey Feedback never
Kraftwerk was in PHF though
I know this was hours ago, but I feel I need to chime in.
Does ANYONE actually think Phantom Blood or Battle Tendencies going on for 24 fucking volumes would be a good thing?
forgetting the most important one
Thunder Cross Split Attack Feedback
Jolyne and Hermes throwing rocks at alligators like the scumbags they are
Jail House Lock Feedback would be easy as fuck to do too. Introduce a stand user, put them in the prison, have Miu Miu try to keep them in. Explore her character more, put cameos of other Part 6 villains in and try to give them something resembling a personality. Mention heaven a bit, maybe try to explain it more. Official best JoJo novel, Fugofags out
1:03 my fucking sides
Foo Fighters x Mikitaka
SBR is just a reboot, completely new universe, absolutely nothing to do with MIH or the original jojoverse/ireneverse
Earth Wind and Fire Feedback:
Mikitaka escapes Area 51 agents with stands.
Hazemada grows up and uses his stand to be a private investigator, using his stand's powers to mimic the murder victim or suspects by touching DNA evidence.
Hey Ya Feedback
The story of Pocoloco as he deals with being a rich black man in a white man's world. Involves stand using KKK members, one of whom becomes his brojo through defeat.
What a work of art
Is it time for best girl already
Draw Wammu using Divine Sandstorm to make Kars' hair blow back 「FABULOUSLY.」
Jailhouse Lock Feedback
Protagonist is one of these random prisoners from the group with the wizard trying to escape from prison, but the POV switches between him and Miu Miu who dispatches Westwood and other guards to catch him
Hey Ya feedback
Poccolocco has to overcome prejudice after becoming a mogul using his freshly acquired wealth
There's actually a whole Phex dynasty. At least 7 of these fuckers. The rest is actually even dumber than the twins.
The group with the wizard are all dead. They died as sacrifice for the Green Baby.
Nigga, Jolyne and all of them were in the new universe just called different names the fuck you on about?
But it's so cool.
Well shit, son, are you me (sort of)
It'd be set much earlier on, this sadly means no Planet Waves
disliking based Ghiaccio
it was one of the best fights in Part 5
i fucking hate white album
it is literally the worst fuckign stand fight of all of them
yo yo ma if god tier compared to white album
i stopped reading part 5 for 2 weeks because of white album
Not liking White Album
The fuck's wrong with you?
yo yo ma is god tier
That's the only thing you're correct about
we will never have Koichi and Yukako romantic adventures while they investigate stand users on Jotaro's behalf
what the fuck
I would read Burning the House Down Feedback
Niggah do you even speak french? It is the most beautiful language. Speak french god dammit.
shit taste in extracurricular reading user
I'm pretty sure Westwood is not confirmed to be dead.
fuck off Rohan
Are we doing this now
WE NEED A NEW BREAD
Dio hopping up the wall
Holy fuck my sides