You get to pick one for tonight

Jaxson Powell
Jaxson Powell

You get to pick one for tonight.

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycfdfinG_P8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXDNGS9V4Us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4DyTjrruVo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NShEKYoPXw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIX9aoN7g4o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woiMYzVTl9c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBBrZ3d2sJE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3HwWJx4c60
https://soundcloud.com/tiistai/dont-lose-your-way
https://foxtype.com/politeness
https://discord.gg/0tD1klsIwtaPqOLS
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
Ryder Brown
Ryder Brown

Left

Easton James
Easton James

I can't fap to Satsuki-sama. I don't think I could fuck her either and I don't like Ryuko all that much.

Owen Johnson
Owen Johnson

Bullshit

Even if I pick one the other is bound to come in and steal all the fun.

Austin Ward
Austin Ward

You won't fuck her. She will fuck you.
And you will like it.

Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz

can i take a third option? if so, nui

if not, ryuko

Benjamin Harris
Benjamin Harris

She's going to press her huge funbags on my back as she's doing me, right?

Brody Diaz
Brody Diaz

Ryuuko for tonight and Satsuki for tomorrow.

Hudson Hall
Hudson Hall

Ryuko Matoi falls in love with Satsuki Kiryuin.

Unable to confess, Ryuko is gifted by a deus ex machina with her big sister's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls Satsuki, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on her as well.

But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's confessions to the president of the Honnouji Academy Student Council, she only looks at her with a perplexed and annoyed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the girl she called is not the same girl she fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Ryuko's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the sisters strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LIFE THREADS.

Chase Morales
Chase Morales

fat

John Hall
John Hall

Nonon

Brody Peterson
Brody Peterson

I want to dance with Ryuko.

Elijah Cox
Elijah Cox

fucking akairiot
satsuki has ass and thighs what the fuck is this washboard shit

Parker Mitchell
Parker Mitchell

TAKE IT BY FORCE
TAKE IT BY FORCE
TAKE IT BY FORCE

Nolan Bennett
Nolan Bennett

Nani sore?

Thomas Adams
Thomas Adams

I want Satsuki to dom-fuck her parallel universe self.

Bentley Myers
Bentley Myers

Satsuki-sama, of course.

Ethan Rogers
Ethan Rogers

why do you have this abomination saved on your computer

Dylan Rivera
Dylan Rivera

Solely for the purpose of my previous post.
Orgy when?

Xavier Myers
Xavier Myers

YOU CAN'T STOP IT

Luis Russell
Luis Russell

Left seems more willing, she's actually making eye-contact. Plus there's always this muh dick. Ryuko is the cute to Satsuki's sexy.

Colton Cruz
Colton Cruz

Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/

Ryder Moore
Ryder Moore

I want a foursome with them too.

Noah Kelly
Noah Kelly

There he is. There he goes again.

Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little keit-ai thread up and fill in the captcha.

Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass so you just choose the picture.

Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic flip phone isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor.

But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a shitty fanfic.

Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic keit-ai fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY.”

You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.

And that's all you'll ever be.

Blake Cox
Blake Cox

Lady Satsuki is objectively the superior choice.

Luis Richardson
Luis Richardson

FINDS

Jack Brooks
Jack Brooks

Dom? Sub? Or just straight group fucking.

Luis Cox
Luis Cox

Keit愛 OST

OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycfdfinG_P8
ED1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXDNGS9V4Us
ED2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4DyTjrruVo

OP Full: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NShEKYoPXw
ED 1 Full: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIX9aoN7g4o
ED 2 Full: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woiMYzVTl9c

Keit愛 TVアニメ

PV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
EP 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k

Keit愛: 君の名は。

PV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBBrZ3d2sJE
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3HwWJx4c60

Joshua Price
Joshua Price

Satsuki without question. Best ass and tits.

Lincoln Green
Lincoln Green

Best hair too.

Dylan Brown
Dylan Brown

Tfw no SOL sequel with Satsuki and Ryuko.

JFMSUF.

Tyler Adams
Tyler Adams

RYUKO IS FOR SHORT HAIR ONLY

Asher Brown
Asher Brown

Ryuko, I like watching small girls squirm

Ethan Jones
Ethan Jones

I pick Maiko, the one from ep 4 or 5.

Camden Ross
Camden Ross

I'll allow it.

Owen Gutierrez
Owen Gutierrez

Why even live?

Bentley Bennett
Bentley Bennett

I like Satsuki.

Lucas Sanders
Lucas Sanders

trigger idiots in this thread
Dumb as ever I see.

Charles Foster
Charles Foster

Nice post. You're so cool user.

Alexander Evans
Alexander Evans

Left, please

Samuel Gonzalez
Samuel Gonzalez

Trigger are the saviors of anime.

Mason Campbell
Mason Campbell

BATTLE COMMENCE!

Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas

/v/

Matthew King
Matthew King

reminder she goes commando

Henry Kelly
Henry Kelly

They both seem like they'd make tender lovers

Satsuki-sama probably read the Kama Sutra in her leisure time and would take her time. It would be a passionate experience, starting with a walk in the sun at noon full of conversation all the way down to falling asleep in each other's arms late in the evening after the final climax.

Ryuuko-chan would go in like a bull in a china chop. What she lacks in knowledge and experience she'd make up for in sheer enthusiasm. It'd probably have some awkwardness but it'd be all very sweet.

Dylan Lopez
Dylan Lopez

There is only one possible choice

Mason Kelly
Mason Kelly

dang

Samuel Cruz
Samuel Cruz

I already picked catsuki for the rest of my life

John Clark
John Clark

Satsuki is my Queen. Ryuuko is my wife

Brandon Ortiz
Brandon Ortiz

Right by default. Left seems like she would be a shitty femdom.

Mason Martin
Mason Martin

>>141980303
wpoiler

David Foster
David Foster

This turns me on so much!

Jacob Hernandez
Jacob Hernandez

Your wife is my cum dump

Lucas King
Lucas King

so pure

Mason Edwards
Mason Edwards

Hnnnng

Jordan Lee
Jordan Lee

diamonds

Carson Diaz
Carson Diaz

TINY PANTIES
MUH DICK
HURK

Jace Lopez
Jace Lopez

Neither.

Mako.

Gavin Miller
Gavin Miller

Satsuki pantsu
no

more

Alexander Parker
Alexander Parker

Ryuko looks like a sex fiend.

Landon Edwards
Landon Edwards

She is kawaii as fuck.

Angel Reyes
Angel Reyes

Why does Ryuko makes me feel weird
Why does Ryuko makes me question my masculinity
why does Ryuko makes me question my sexuality
Why does Ryuko makes me want to kill anyone who threatens her independence

Alexander Mitchell
Alexander Mitchell

what are you trying to say?

Dominic Mitchell
Dominic Mitchell

nani sore?

Cooper Jackson
Cooper Jackson

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT (I read it every time)

Landon Long
Landon Long

Gamagori, he needs to be disciplined. I hope he is into bloodplay. Failing that, Senketsu - he is certainly into bloodplay.

Kayden Lopez
Kayden Lopez

Why does she have a fish?

Kayden Jenkins
Kayden Jenkins

pick a lesbian
Literally Tumblr. the Show. There wasn't a single straight character.

Landon Bailey
Landon Bailey

Are you an idiot?

Wyatt Jenkins
Wyatt Jenkins

I don't have it in me to do it. I feel like I would be betraying her. Here, have some sister pantsu

Jeremiah Jackson
Jeremiah Jackson

I know it's bait.

While the sisters are probably all kinds of damaged goods given the shit they grew up with, not everyone user.

Nolan Scott
Nolan Scott

SOFT!
FUCKING SOFT!
SOOOOOOOOOOOOFT!
HNNNNNNNNNNG

Kevin Lopez
Kevin Lopez

Oh, alright, there are exceptions but:
Mako's nosebleeds when she sees Ryuko
Mako is princess-carried by Ryuko
Ryuko x Mako go on date
Ryuko has a rageboner for Satsuki
Satsuki x Nonon have a "special" relationship
Satsuki gets Inappropriately touched by her mom
Ryuko gets Inappropriately touched by her mom and sister
Iori is trap and a buttbuddy of Inumuta

Colton Cooper
Colton Cooper

Ryuko.

Adrian Phillips
Adrian Phillips

Right.

Elijah Jones
Elijah Jones

A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

But as it turns out in the end, the girl was merely pretending and just fucking with the boy.

In the ending, the girl loudly declares and publicly reveals on-stage while on live TV the records of their interaction and how the boy believed everything, his secrets and that the deus ex machina and AU isn't real just to embarrass the boy. Boy goes batshit insane due extreme embarrassment and rapes the girl in front of the crowd and no one can stop him because they are on top of an isolated stage planned by the girl for his most shameful moment in life, which backfired, preventing her escape or rescue from rape.

Scene ends with the boy getting shot by the cops and the girl's echoing cries on the stage.

Nathan Ortiz
Nathan Ortiz

She's already my wife.

Logan Long
Logan Long

POST CUTES
THIS IS MY STRONGEST CUTE

Blake Nelson
Blake Nelson

Nui is best girl, she's adorable and lewd

But between the two I'll Ryuko, she's probably a feisty little masochist in bed

Adam Baker
Adam Baker

kek

Sebastian Hill
Sebastian Hill

combining a classy lacy bra with such slutty panties.
Who does this? Who has this much of a shit taste?

Austin Perry
Austin Perry

Low tier lewd artists

Ayden Phillips
Ayden Phillips

Satsuki wears plain white thong andbra in the show. Her whole thing was utility. So It's not about being slutty, it's about wearing the bare minimum in material she can get away with. Anything excessive would be frivolous and unnecessary. A little lace could be the only fancy underwear she owns.

Justin Taylor
Justin Taylor

Implying a thong is more pure and utilitarian than straight up white panties.
Seek help.

David Mitchell
David Mitchell

Any outfit can be pure, if your waifu wears it.

Isaac Gonzalez
Isaac Gonzalez

I remember that doujin.

Blake Barnes
Blake Barnes

Why is she so perfect?

Brody Reyes
Brody Reyes

Why is Satsuki such a siscon in all the doujins of this series? I never watched it meself so is that something from the show or for the sake of the lewd?

Blake Johnson
Blake Johnson

I want to know what best girl thinks of cum ;___;

Noah Roberts
Noah Roberts

She ran like an Olympic sprinter frantically trying to intercept Ryuko's fall to earth in the end.

She was so happy that she was crying after catching her successfully. Doesn't matter that Ryuko could have more than likely survived that no problem someone had to catch Imouto.

The end credits of 24 also expanded on the blushing around Ryuko stuff, and in the OVA the elites were worried that they were separating to which she claimed was not a problem because "I can see her whenever I wish."

Logan James
Logan James

She probably only wants it inside her for the purposes of procreation.

Not on her face, not on her uniform, and definitely not in her hair.

Isaac Jenkins
Isaac Jenkins

I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS SATSUKI
RARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carter Peterson
Carter Peterson

Satsuki is love, Satsuki is life.

Matthew Wilson
Matthew Wilson

I'd pretend to drown just to get her to CPR me.

Jordan Sanders
Jordan Sanders

I want to lightly bully her...

Luke Collins
Luke Collins

She might just watch you for a while.

Lucas Hill
Lucas Hill

But user, she does the bullying.

Aaron Reyes
Aaron Reyes

That just makes me want to hit her harder. Out of love, of course

Luis Miller
Luis Miller

She's responsible and cares for the people around her.

Benjamin Barnes
Benjamin Barnes

But she also knows you're a pig in human clothing, so she'll save you only after she's tested your endurance and survival prowess.

John Long
John Long

Ryuuko, Satsuki isn't as cute.

Josiah Diaz
Josiah Diaz

That's why we need nudism. If people wore no clothing, the pigs wouldn't be able to hide.

Hunter Sanders
Hunter Sanders

If you can overcome her, she'd probably marry you. but you can't

Blake Smith
Blake Smith

Right is the best and cutest.

Ryan Ramirez
Ryan Ramirez

Do you mean CUTE?!

Jackson Brown
Jackson Brown

You're cool kids, do you want to share the sour stuff with her?

Andrew Sanchez
Andrew Sanchez

I WILL OVERCOME THE BEST GIRL PUSSY!

Camden Mitchell
Camden Mitchell

I eat a lot of peaches and pineapple so my stuff isn't sour.

Jayden Richardson
Jayden Richardson

Ha, a pig like you overcoming Lady Satsuki?

Mason James
Mason James

Right always cutest

Luis Young
Luis Young

Doesn't he have to overcome the four devas at first?

Levi Taylor
Levi Taylor

Satsuki isn't as cute

Wrong.

Evan Williams
Evan Williams

Good point. How will he overcome the Nonon?

Jordan Ramirez
Jordan Ramirez

I wonder when someone will actually create a manga / anime out of this.

Nolan Flores
Nolan Flores

We need more Satsuki pantsu ITT

John Ward
John Ward

I will overcome her butt

Aaron Ortiz
Aaron Ortiz

Ryuko is in love with a boy
Ryuko's theme song is a duet with a boy
Ryuko's entire character arc revolves around her relationship with a boy
Ryuko has sex with a boy in the first episode
Mako gives a speech about how Ryuko loves a boy more than anything in the world every other episode
Ryuko and Mako and Satsuki go on a date but Ryuko goes off by herself to go think about a boy

Nolan Stewart
Nolan Stewart

I don't think I like either of them and I'm sure they like me even less.

Jordan Flores
Jordan Flores

I WOULD FUCKING BREAK RYOKU'S BACK DOORS IN.

John Scott
John Scott

Ryuko's too autistic for sex

probably grew up on Eva and badly translated Sallinger novels

Josiah Ross
Josiah Ross

I'd love to cuddle Ryuko for the night, if you know what I mean.

Justin Turner
Justin Turner

TAKE IT BY FORCE
TAKE IT BY FORCE
TAKE IT BY FORCE
TAKE IT BY FORCE

Gabriel Myers
Gabriel Myers

Kiru ra kiru yourself

Christian Rogers
Christian Rogers

There he is. There he goes again.

Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little keit-ai thread up and fill in the captcha.

Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass so you just choose the picture.

Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic flip phone isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor.

But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a shitty fanfic.

Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic keit-ai fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY.”

You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.

And that's all you'll ever be.

Joshua Sullivan
Joshua Sullivan

sauce on the impregnation part? I feel like I've seen it before.

Tyler Richardson
Tyler Richardson

hackairiot
Leave

Tyler Foster
Tyler Foster

That's a lot of butt.

Brody Johnson
Brody Johnson

Anybody got the Christmas special?

Nolan Clark
Nolan Clark

Christmas Special

Lincoln Ross
Lincoln Ross

What am I looking at here?

Justin Cruz
Justin Cruz

That's just your point of view

Grayson Ortiz
Grayson Ortiz

Mako best of course

Hudson Cruz
Hudson Cruz

R Y U K O
Y
U
K
O

Bentley Foster
Bentley Foster

What if we trade both for them in for some sexy time with Nui.

John Ward
John Ward

Every day until you like it.

Robert Morgan
Robert Morgan

Move aside rag, or get cum blasted

Jeremiah Allen
Jeremiah Allen

stop posting Satsuki

Ayden Cook
Ayden Cook

I'm redownloading KLK. Do I go with the Underwater batch or are there better options?

Jacob Allen
Jacob Allen

nigger wut

Landon Bailey
Landon Bailey

Nui is absolute shit tier

Robert Torres
Robert Torres

OK

David Nguyen
David Nguyen

pretty cute indeed

Ayden Stewart
Ayden Stewart

why is he hated here? i've never been that much into his art but still

Chase Sullivan
Chase Sullivan

Satsuki's a siscon to the fandom. Kinda like how people swear up and down that Rin has a sister complex towards Sakura for some reason .

Asher Baker
Asher Baker

satsuki ofc

Austin Morris
Austin Morris

I WANT TO FUCK RYUKO! I WANT TO FUCK RYUKO! I WANT TO FUCK RYUKO! I WANT TO FUCK RYUKO! I WANT TO FUCK RYUKO! I WANT TO FUCK RYUKO! I WANT TO FUCK RYUKO! I WANT TO FUCK RYUKO! I WANT TO FUCK RYUKO! I WANT TO FUCK RYUKO! I WANT TO FUCK RYUKO! I WANT TO FUCK RYUKO! I WANT TO FUCK RYUKO! I WANT TO FUCK RYUKO! I WANT TO FUCK RYUKO!

Hudson Bennett
Hudson Bennett

Stop posting Mako

Elijah Hall
Elijah Hall

underage b&

Gavin Williams
Gavin Williams

sauce ?

Luis Cook
Luis Cook

Ofcourse. You'll feel the immense pressure of her breasts while she does you missionary

Luke Taylor
Luke Taylor

Left

Daniel Morgan
Daniel Morgan

Ryuko has the better body. Shorter and more condensed, thicker thighs, bigger tits, while still having a plump rump. She also has a feminine face.

I hate this show, and Trigger.

Jacob Martinez
Jacob Martinez

just try to stop her user

Liam Bailey
Liam Bailey

"Sweet jesus Ryuko you got an ass that won't quit like god damn gurl"
"Thanks Senketsu!"
What is this picture even

Jeremiah Powell
Jeremiah Powell

I want Satsuki to pull my hair during cunnilingus and push my knees to my chest and slap my ass while riding me in a squatting cowgirl position.
I want her to grab me by the wrists and spit on me if I try to clasp hands, and I want her to sit on my face afterwards, while she decides to follow up with a long pegging session or a foot massage depending on her mood

t. Nonon

Juan Howard
Juan Howard

None.
I don't like turbodykes.

John Kelly
John Kelly

For a second I thought I was reading the lyrics to Suck Your Blood.

That ass is in fact phat.

Daniel Stewart
Daniel Stewart

well their mom was literally pornstar-tier milf

Landon Phillips
Landon Phillips

can I take a newhalf satsuki?

Jace White
Jace White

my choice is a little less natural

Brody Cook
Brody Cook

Satsuki is literally perfect.

Hudson Powell
Hudson Powell

Choose one to purge with.

Jaxson Martin
Jaxson Martin

Satsuki is strictly business. Her personality lends itself to the idea she couldn't find underwear being erotic so she'd have no problem wearing a certain type of underwear generally associated with less than pure women. If anything, once someone manages to make her fall in love, that's probably when she'll realize how lewd the thong really is and then she'd start wearing less revealing underwear despite the loss of utility.

Noah Bailey
Noah Bailey

actually Satsuki's really shy and her clothes autism was pure necessity

notice how after dealing while the fibers she prefers to dress in modest clothing (also Ragyo mentions that Satsuki's always holding back)

Leo Gomez
Leo Gomez

Eldar Satsuki
anything is abominable

Zachary Parker
Zachary Parker

Mako has the best threads.

Juan Scott
Juan Scott

called AU and helping them pair up
Why isn't this a show? It sounds like it'd be amazing.

Dylan Watson
Dylan Watson

EVERY THREAD

Charles Morgan
Charles Morgan

Satsuki is ugly

Juan Roberts
Juan Roberts

Lady Satsuki and Lady Satsuki's eyebrows are LITERALLY PERFeCT

Jacob Lewis
Jacob Lewis

wha-
eyebrow
ohhh, they're their own entity

Matthew Allen
Matthew Allen

Can I have both? I can't get it up anymore unless incest is being committed. I might have a problem.

Jonathan Reed
Jonathan Reed

A comma would have helped.

Connor Parker
Connor Parker

Best girl

Leo Brown
Leo Brown

of course she does

Andrew Nguyen
Andrew Nguyen

tfw there's finally FINALLY a doujinshi focused on anal with Satsuki-sama

Carson Sanchez
Carson Sanchez

forgot mah face

Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor

He's hated in /v/ too. It's probably because he samefaces and samebodies everything, injects autistic headcanon into everything, and is a complete cunt of a person. That and Smash Bros related autism since that's basically all he does.

Ayden Young
Ayden Young

But I like dudes.

Blake Rogers
Blake Rogers

those makos

Dominic Thompson
Dominic Thompson

I choose brown.

Joshua Thompson
Joshua Thompson

There's no contest, Satsuki everytime.

Alexander Lewis
Alexander Lewis

https://soundcloud.com/tiistai/dont-lose-your-way

Kevin Hall
Kevin Hall

both are great
so I pick the most horny

Kevin Moore
Kevin Moore

What the fuck is this? The SJW thought police? I'm surprised "man" and "lady" weren't "corrected".

Cameron Evans
Cameron Evans

/v/

Michael Turner
Michael Turner

Have fun being told everything you type is impolite.
Even their own welcoming statement is "impolite" because it's a command sentence.
https://foxtype.com/politeness

Nathan Ramirez
Nathan Ramirez

If i really had to choose i would choose Satsuki. She at least looks like she might enjoy it somewhat. Although knowing how her mother constantly molested her i don't think i could actually have sex with her without my guilt and disgust killing my boner.

Oh well maybe Ryuko then.

Tyler Harris
Tyler Harris

I would prefer Nui instead.

Brandon Cruz
Brandon Cruz

Ryuuko because I can make her blush and she'd probably kiss me back while leglocking whereas Satsuki would just femdom me into oblivion which, don't get me wrong, is hot as fuck. But if I get one of them for the night, I'd rather start with some vanilla before transitioning into Satsuki digging her heels into my balls.

Oliver Anderson
Oliver Anderson

Dank meme.

you dummies are going to make the anime real by getting the normies to desire it

Dominic Russell
Dominic Russell

With so many girls posted.
I might as well add our tennis shark girl

Sebastian Anderson
Sebastian Anderson

That is a very lewd view.

Levi Collins
Levi Collins

Left for marriage
Right for a one time fuck and be awkward about it after

Kayden Gomez
Kayden Gomez

What does Satsuki's dirty place smell like?

Hudson Ortiz
Hudson Ortiz

Left all night every night.

Nicholas Reyes
Nicholas Reyes

It was a damn good fap, too.

Asher Hernandez
Asher Hernandez

The tall one

Colton Nelson
Colton Nelson

my man

Aaron Richardson
Aaron Richardson

A night with Mako would be... beyond description

Jayden Hughes
Jayden Hughes

not reveling in the fact that Satsuki desired to share herself with you despite all that she's had to go through
c'mon bro that's like half the fun

Carson Lee
Carson Lee

There he is. There he goes again.

Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little keit-ai thread up and fill in the captcha.

Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass so you just choose the picture.

Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic flip phone isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor.

But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a shitty fanfic.

Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic keit-ai fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY.”
You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.

And that's all you'll ever be.

Levi Peterson
Levi Peterson

Obviously Nonon Jakuzure
Her voice is so sexy

Thomas Price
Thomas Price

with you senpai

Oliver Foster
Oliver Foster

I thought they wanted to fuck each other?

David Wright
David Wright

OH SWEET CHRIST I LOVE YOU
THEY GO TOGETHER PERFECTLY

Ethan Jenkins
Ethan Jenkins

warm skin, sweat and poop.

Kevin Foster
Kevin Foster

They wanna fuck clothes

Matthew Barnes
Matthew Barnes

They do very lewd things to their clothes.

Adam Richardson
Adam Richardson

lovely smile

Justin Anderson
Justin Anderson

liking anal

Elijah White
Elijah White

Ryuuko is for snuggling and then making love for the sole purpose of recreation while holding hands with the lights off

Logan Miller
Logan Miller

Nui>Nonon>Ryuko

Adrian Roberts
Adrian Roberts

Why is she so perfect?

Levi Collins
Levi Collins

I want satsuki sama to use my face as a seat whilst she sternly drinks tea

Nicholas Roberts
Nicholas Roberts

Nonon>Ryuko>Nui

Dylan Sullivan
Dylan Sullivan

It's a school uniform, but she wears it well.

Lincoln Scott
Lincoln Scott

Left, of course.

Carson Carter
Carson Carter

Senketsu was da real MVP

Angel Sullivan
Angel Sullivan

I want to get fucked by Gamagoori no homo or Mako. Or both.

Jaxson Jackson
Jaxson Jackson

Discipline

Carson Butler
Carson Butler

Stop fucking up OP

Cameron Smith
Cameron Smith

nui > mako > ryuko > satsuki > nonon

Jayden Bennett
Jayden Bennett

he is the BDSM master

Chase Richardson
Chase Richardson

I will take one Ryuko please.

Easton King
Easton King

Right is right

Hunter Johnson
Hunter Johnson

Be me.
Best friend with this girl I've known since elementary.
Also friend with another guy name John.
All three of us are close together and grew up together as friends.
Practically inseparable.
Ended up going to the same University together.
Despite being together never thought of her romantically.
Always felt like she was a sister to me.
All chill together at my apartment one day.
John is drinking a little to much and ends up persuading my best friend to take off her clothes.
She does it and one thing led to another and we're all naked.
Ended up having a threesome.
Me and John double teaming her while she just takes it.
John finish all over her face.
She gives me a blow job to finish me off and swallows.
Tired so we all pass out.
Wake up to realize what just happened.
Weird as fuck but we laugh it off.
Even though we're friends, all three of us agree to form a mutual friend with benefits type of pack.
See nothing wrong with this idea.
All of us are single and have sexual needs.
Continue our friendship normally with the occasional sleeping together every now and then.
Winter comes.
John has to leave and go work in another city for the semester.
I assume the threesome is over and that the sex was going to stop.
Best friend calls me and asks me to come over to hang out.
Go over expecting to watch a movie or something.
She's naked and wants to have sex.
Wondering why since John is gone.
She says why not? We can just continue with the both of us.
I can't argue with that.
Continue the FWB thing with her.
With John gone, I start to hang out with her a lot more.
Not just sex but also doing regular stuff.
Start to develop feelings for her.
Tell her how I feel and she's okay with it.
She tells me she use to had a crush on me.
Take her on multiple dates.
We're a couple now.
John is back. We haven't told him yet that we are dating.
He messages us asking when we can hang together. He's been looking forward to the threesome.

Carson Brooks
Carson Brooks

>>142003225
Your in the wrong place normalfag

Jacob Reed
Jacob Reed

get over it, /v/. bayonetta is shit.

Nolan Rodriguez
Nolan Rodriguez

Too cute.

Adrian Hill
Adrian Hill

Poor Senketsu.

Liam Cooper
Liam Cooper

This is adorable.

Jaxson Walker
Jaxson Walker

right

Colton Anderson
Colton Anderson

Would always, ALWAYS choose Ryuko.

Evan Long
Evan Long

What did I miss!?

William Diaz
William Diaz

ryuko is my waifu so

Anthony Myers
Anthony Myers

Can someone explain why this Keit-ai shit is a meme?

I'm tired of this /tv/-tier shitting getting pushed with no context

Matthew Clark
Matthew Clark

What do you think her workout regimen is like, and would you help her? Would you even be able to keep up with her?

Jackson Bennett
Jackson Bennett

how would you protect that edge?

Jacob Jackson
Jacob Jackson

keit-ai is an Sup Forums meme you newfag

Jaxon Phillips
Jaxon Phillips

Satsuki is old dried up used goods
ryuko is young and pure

Angel Clark
Angel Clark

Fucking the equivalent of your hoodie

Nathaniel Rogers
Nathaniel Rogers

no.....

Nolan Brooks
Nolan Brooks

Not after what Ragyo and Nui did to her.

Zachary Hughes
Zachary Hughes

what did he mean by this?

Isaac Smith
Isaac Smith

dank meme
normies
Yeah, you should probably kill yourself user

Jeremiah Diaz
Jeremiah Diaz

I wanna snuggle under a blanket with Ryuko!

Jonathan Cook
Jonathan Cook

100 Push Ups! 100 Sit Ups! 100 Squats & 10Km Running everyday!

Aaron Stewart
Aaron Stewart

protect this hand

Leo Perry
Leo Perry

She's both human and clothing
Which means she can connect with you in a way no human or clothing article can.

Just like your favorite hoodie.

Now tell me user, would you fuck your hoodie?

Daniel Morris
Daniel Morris

I would marry my hoodie if it was Ryuuko

Jordan Russell
Jordan Russell

Now tell me user, would you fuck your hoodie?

...

I really like my favorite hoodie.

Camden Rodriguez
Camden Rodriguez

discord link for waifu discussion:

https://discord.gg/0tD1klsIwtaPqOLS

Cooper Rivera
Cooper Rivera

He never said it wasn't, Thinkenstein.

Carter Price
Carter Price

Satsuki, but I want her to wear shimapan like Ryuko.

Ian Young
Ian Young

>>>/oven/

Henry White
Henry White

FUCK OF

Asher Powell
Asher Powell

Hi, am I too late to pledge my undying allegiance to Satsuki?

Aaron Taylor
Aaron Taylor

I can't believe nobody bought the Satsuki Nendo. I mean they're all fucking adorable, but Satsuki with the angry face rivals Mako in adorability.

Carter Adams
Carter Adams

Agreed.

Jason Martinez
Jason Martinez

Yeah, I'm getting pretty sick of seeing it in every thread. It's not even a forced meme at this point. It's just an unfunny attempt at derailment and shitposting.

Jacob Adams
Jacob Adams

It started as just another pasta to be posted in anime/manga idea threads just like the classic punching people into doors and similar ones, but it's gotten seriously out of hand by EPIC posters that think it is the highest tier of humor to post something everywhere and make people moderately frustrated. It's also used as a form of shitposting.

Christian Green
Christian Green

would you fuck your hoodie?
No, but I use my T-shirts to wipe after I cum.

Matthew Clark
Matthew Clark

nobody bought the Satsuki Nendo

That can't be true, I bought it.

Caleb Walker
Caleb Walker

Ryouko because everyone always seems to want to knock satsuki up and I can't find shit for pregnant Ryouko images online. Except this.

Asher Richardson
Asher Richardson

left

Carter Brooks
Carter Brooks

Satsuki always.

Aaron Cooper
Aaron Cooper

Why should I pick one? Let them fight so I can see their resolve. Mud wrestling could be fun.

Robert Ward
Robert Ward

of course not

Carson Nelson
Carson Nelson

I want it, but it's very expensive for a Nendo over here ;-;

William King
William King

Satsuki.

Jackson Rodriguez
Jackson Rodriguez

If you dont' pick left that's fine because I accept that you have different taste in women but I want to eat Satsuki-sama's ass and pussy like it's one giant ice cream cone.

Dominic Cooper
Dominic Cooper

HHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

Ayden Sanchez
Ayden Sanchez

Even in ghost I can't escape this shit.

Hudson Scott
Hudson Scott

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/

Brandon Diaz
Brandon Diaz

Fuck of...?

Evan Martinez
Evan Martinez

hfw

Christopher Brooks
Christopher Brooks

It's paradoxical to think that someone made out of cloth wears it

Benjamin Murphy
Benjamin Murphy

what the fuck is up with those toothbrushes?

Matthew Phillips
Matthew Phillips

I would fuck almost anything if it looked like Ryuuko.

Aiden Phillips
Aiden Phillips

What did you mean by this?

Thomas Carter
Thomas Carter

Shit that's spammed to unrelated threads vs shit that's it's own easily ignorable thread that doesn't bother others.

It's not rocket science.

Hudson Martin
Hudson Martin

Ryuko every time, no question

Leo Hernandez
Leo Hernandez

It's easily ignorable on threads too.

It's like you want to be mad.

Robert Sanchez
Robert Sanchez

Lady Satsuki is a sow!

Nathaniel Cook
Nathaniel Cook

Objectively great taste

Ayden White
Ayden White

tfw stocking fetish
Left as is, right in her godrobe.

Nathaniel Clark
Nathaniel Clark

In my dreams, Satsuki-sama uses my face as her "time-out chair".

Owen Brown
Owen Brown

No love for Maiko?

Liam Wright
Liam Wright

No star garbage doesn't deserve any love.

Sebastian Watson
Sebastian Watson

not even this girl ?

Justin Murphy
Justin Murphy

Pics of her in the show?

Luke Garcia
Luke Garcia

Both.

Camden Anderson
Camden Anderson

Squatting Ryuuko is wonderful.

Anthony Lee
Anthony Lee

Nude....as in.....naked.....nude.....woooowww.....that's like....so....hooo......

gotta love it that she actually has lines you can barely hear

Michael Lopez
Michael Lopez

she needs to be wearing a tracksuit though

Jaxson Roberts
Jaxson Roberts

Satsuki all the way

Jose Sullivan
Jose Sullivan

CHEW HARDER

Xavier White
Xavier White

Great Rack > Phat Ass

Aiden Wilson
Aiden Wilson

Great Rack + Phat Ass = best

Sebastian Fisher
Sebastian Fisher

Any other time I would agree. But not when Satsuki-sama is involved.

Carter Reed
Carter Reed

They both have great racks and phat asses, Satsuki just has a year or so head start on Ryuuko.

Tyler Morgan
Tyler Morgan

Fuck both. Marry both. Impregnate both.

Jeremiah Thompson
Jeremiah Thompson

How am I supposed to fap to this? Way too confident in her slutiness. Ryuko was better when she was all shy and ashamed of wearing her kamui.

Owen Cooper
Owen Cooper

That face doesn't really say confidence though.

Leo Harris
Leo Harris

I'm sure Ryuko would be cool to hang out and drink beer with.

But Satsuki-hime is a goddess and I would love to impress her with my resolve

Julian Barnes
Julian Barnes

I'd rather eat dog vomit.

Logan Smith
Logan Smith

Guts' vomit? Perfect choice, sir.

Samuel Gomez
Samuel Gomez

raep

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