All girl is best no matter what you say
Monster Musume Thread
What is the point of these anymore, why can't you monsterfuckers just stop and die out. Your show ended years ago.
manga still on-going
Latest chapter of the manga came out just a few days ago. We're still picking it apart.
I want to impregnate this Dullahan.
Horseshit, almost no one talked about it in last thread. It's not even translated.
damn that was fast
show ended years ago
An anime adaptation aired between July and September 2015
Thanks for playing, Rip van Winkle.
Reminder of the undisputed best girl.
This is your date tonight
Now that's Miia's working as a Miko, do you think she'll tone it down at home or get even more aggressive about grabbing Darling?
She's a Miiko.
And Miko's have to stay pure. She's out of the game if she grabs darling by his darlings.
Only if the shrine master is as strict as Luz's.
the kinkiest couple to hang out with
Miia's shrine master invites Luz's shrine master to a big meal of eggs an inari sushi
Naughty maidens are not invited
all girls are best except cathyl
And Miko's have to stay pure.
Then how the hell did she get the job? How did LUZ get the job? Looks like a case of if no one catches you, you're still pure.
waiting for at least korean translation, so we can see better the missing pages
Rachnee onee san, what are you drinking out of lala-san's neck?
Are you the one always trying to start flame wars between girls? Because that just makes it more likely they will start.
post japs instead
someone finally using Lala as she was meant to
I want rachnee to lick the tip of my dick as it comes out from Lala's mouth.
Oh hey, new art by Anasheya!
Man, I fell for it hook, line and sinker.
Honestly, its pretty damn good
I want to marry mama miia and treat her like a princess and give her all my love and never leave her side as i charm her with romantic gestures and love only her.
Spruced it up a tiny bit.
duh, korean scans still aren't out
Nice bait fatposter
Darling is to good of a cook.
It's saying Rachneesan is best girl.
No, really, it totally is.
An abusive cheating whore.
We all know this already.
Wow, that's fucking hot
She was vited most popular in last official polt.
you will never have Rachnee take Lala's head off and uses it as a fleshlight on you while she makes out with Lala while sucking you off at the same time.
flesh colored futa with a smooth penis looks pretty good
last official polt
She's pretty old fashioned. You may have to do time as the village pogo stick before she'll even listen to your claim that she's the only one.
They are literal cancer. They have a general here, on /vg/ and on /jp/.
implying that fucking a tribe of Lamias is a bad thing
implying your dick is big enough for that
Think carefully on how that'd work.
Source? i wanna see the full pic.
Does this Polt look official?
better have balls or gtfo.
I... just want to make love to my sweet lamia. Will she at least hold my hand as i am gang raped by the other lamia girls?
Can darling help you get monster girls?
Which was how long ago again?
No seriously. You'd think they'd have another one by now. Or maybe the risk of proxying is too great to attempt.
Go to the MonMusu world and become Kimihito's assistant, working the girls' hygiene, managing their finances and keeping Smith from ruining everything, seeing them naked every day and knowing them all inside and out as close friends and confidantes,
do so knowing that none of them will ever love you, and that you'll never be able to overpower them if you're horny?
Doppel is the Superior Girl
Yeah, even Polt voted for Rachneesan.
so first is Rachnee, then Mero (and darling?), then Cerea and after a power gap Miia
What's the date on that? I remember Rachnera, Cerea, and Miia swapping places ever poll for a while there.
doesn't What a waste, I know
This is depressing.
Nah, man, balls are gay. A genetically female person with a dick is still a chick.
Shortly after her intro chapter. There's a reason she was voted first.
Something something Elder God
About 2 or 3 months? Pretty recent.
well that's a damn
Recent. Mero likely jumped due to her recent chapters.
Shit, man. That recent?
I could've sworn it was longer than that. At least during or after the Mom arc
Sorry, that's the full pic
It's the same author as this one
No, it was a new poll that was just released. Spiderfags were super happy about it because it means she will probably get more time.
Doppel doth be the primest wench, for she can transpose herself into any other wench!
Is she nary an Elder God?
Are you thinking about the signing event? I don't remember any polls that recent.
Can I attempt to butter up any girls that aren't already in Kimihito's clutches?
If the girls in the house will never love you, can I at least romance Draco?
you'll never be this happy
That face scares the shit out of me.
It was after the Oct arc at least, based on Mero's sudden leap in popularity.
No, it was an actual poll. Dont have the image, maybe someone post it. I think it was spider than snake than horse and then a list.
not even close
I think it was a bit after her introduction chapter
Yeah. Can i romance the girls not in his harem? Like say.... be a qt shota who was claimed as the treasure ofmy dragon girl homestay?
Need more official polt
Sounds like the signing event. Even the order you have sounds like the results of that event. If it's the signing event then it should be up on the official website.
They have had more than one poll user.
Where's the monoeyefriends at?
polt when her owner said no walkies today.
Monoeye isn't my favourite but I appreciate her
It's not often I meet someone as stupid as you. If you think turning someone into a sentient fully intelligent zombie is the same as killing them then it just proves how idiotic and autistic you are. Stay stupid, faggot.
And she's not the tiniest bit edgy.
This is the most recent poll I can find, but it's from September 2014.
Of course there was a large number also opinion that tits boobs.
Thanks, Google Translate
Holy fuck get a load of this mad autist
you will never be the only mature person in the household
ywn brush, polish, & preen horsegirl, spooder and burdgirl every morining
ywn check Suu's pH every day to tell her what she needs to eat.
ywn distract Smith by taking her out on dates when Kurusu needs her to fuck off for at least 3 hours.
ywn sell the extra snake skins, eggs, spooder-web clothes and feathers to fuel the household outside of the government program.
In a monster musume thread
Where people actually want to fuck a horse
Her whole appearance screams edgy, who the hell brings scythe in public?
Pretty sure people are confusing the results of Crab's recent signing event with an actual poll.
There hasn't been a poll in years if I remember right.
Even Rachnee can't easily cope with thing 1 and thing 2.
Cat in the hat reference takes me back to my childhood
And I resent you for it
Well this is a new one. Glad to see artists wising up to her intended uses.
Dunno chief, you have to be extra mad and extra autistic to try to continue an argument over an hour later in an entirely different thread.
I think I remember something about the last signing event, last year I think, but it was on twitter
and yeah, Rachnee was first I think
I mean, I saw a guy who brought up an argument from 3 threads before, 2 days later. There's no limit to the autism that arises in these threads.
Fuck off back to /v/, cunt.
What the hell do you even think edgy means? By your logic Rachnee and Zombina are edgelords as well because of their appearances. Not a single character in this entire manga is remotely edgy by any reasonable standard and anyone who thinks otherwise is basically admitting to being a retard.
This is what i was thinking of. Shit sorry.
tell me in which chapter it is
She's not edgy, she's Chuunibyou.
Rach & zombina didnt bring any scythes in public and talk about death all the time
I love Lala so much! I think she is the cutest.
Ch 28 from 2014.
ah, I knew it that it was old
yes, i posted it to end the discussion
Spider is cutest and sexiest.
I can see why you think that since you're clearly a faggot from /v/ where things move super fast, but around here it's considered inappropriate to be an autistic retard so I have a job to tell you how wrong you are. If you're going to cry about it like a bitch then fuck off back to your shithole where you belong.
Rachnee didn't intentionally get born a spider with a skull, and zombina doesn't dress in black long coats and carry a scythe in public. And neither of them act gloomy and talk about death all day.
ywn never have to drag snek under a heat lamp every morning to wake her up.
Go to bed grandma
So fucking mad he made 2 separate posts to say I'm from /v/
You are truly a wonder, user. Never stop.
Lala is a chunni. Chunni are default edgy. Rachnee is semi edgy but more a pessimist. Not sure how zombina gets lumped in there.
Sorry, I got distracted looking for a good image.
A dead girl who likes to shoot people with guns
You know, Im gonna be honest with y'all I fucking love edgy shit. Coldsteel is mai husbando.
She's a cop.
a dead girl
HAHAHA you admitted Lala killed Yuuhi.
I want to marry this snake.
None of that seems edgy. She likes guns, not necessarily shooting people. And being a zombie does not default edgy.
Zombina is not edgy nor chuuni
Can anyone posted new art of her?
Yeah she did.
The girl was gonna die anyway so Lala gave her eternal life.
I don't see why people think that it was a problem
looks like you don't know what edgy means and implies
I want to use her ears as handlebars while fucking her throat
Then I want to nibble on her ears
I don't think it is a problem, but this guy is mad someone said she did.
Careful user. Those ears aren't made for roughhousing.
Miia's little cousin Sam has cooked for you some eggs and ham. Will you try them, my good man?
Is Sam a lamia, or a man?
I'm hoping that her costume changes in 42, especially Manako in her racing leathers, set people off.
Check /c/ and maybe /e/ the monoeye threads might still be there.
You probably would have a point about the scythe and talking about death if she ever actually kills people, then she'd be edgy. But she doesn't, and that includes zombieloli. To top it off the only reason she can carry it around legally is because it's dull as shit and is technically a gardening tool. The fact that some people honestly believe a blatant caricature like Lala is legit edgy tells me things about the intelligence level of the people I post with that I really didn't want to know.
Mia's dad is on the lam, which should tell you about Sam.
then she'd be edgy.
No, user. Edgy doesn't mean "murderer". Lala is trying to project the image of a grim reaper. She's an edgelord by choice.
Sam could be from papa's brother
Or instead her sister's mother.
Ya actually. Going to be alone forever, might as well get paid for it and have nice scenery.
And exploring the 'real life' applications from a vaguely scientific aspect is pretty tempting.
Miia meets her human half-siblings. What happens?
it's an "I don't know what this word means, but I'm going to keep using it" episode
Go back to /v/ if you want to spew your shit.
Stop being so asshurt. The words meme comfy edgy or autist have no meaning anymore. Get over it.
This smile, protect it, I want to
Sorry but a kid who dresses like death and carries a scythe only for appearances is edgy as fuck.
Implying you can decide what words do and don't have a meaning
Papa ran off and left just boots, hardly fit to trace one's roots.
they have no meaning anymore because I say so
No, they most certainly do have a meaning. You simply come from a place where everything is spewed out of someone's asshole.
They all run away screaming.
Bedding lamia by the dozen
Mia's sisters could be cousins
wanting to fug constrictors
Strictly venomous sneks for me, thank you. I like not having my limbs crushed.
Yeah i think we have different definitions of edgy. Edgy is saying outlandish things for attention. Not killing people. A gangster is not edgy, he is evil. A wannabe gangster could be dgy though
You know I mean to say they have no meaning here, on Sup Forums.
Cant believe i forgot that one.
I'll trade a rib or two to avoid venom priapism and eventual dickrot.
At last the truth you've come to see,
for a lamia does Samantha be.
look everyone, he's so mad he made two separate replies to two different posts!
Just when I think you're the dumbest twat on the planet, you keep proving me right. Your faggy /v/ reaction images and the fact that you can't muster any argument except "y-y-you're s-so mad right now! Lol! I'm t-trolling you so hard right now!" basically proves nothing you say has any value, but that won't stop me from letting you know you're a dumb faggot that does not belong on this board. Thanks for listening, and once again, fuck off.
Lol you maaaaaaaad.
nay, this one
Oh please, the girls that have venom are relatively tame. Their stuff wouldn't do more than paralyze you for a bit. Hardly anything to worry about compared to actual animals.
Lamia cooking is a sham
I would not try her eggs and ham.
I think Spider-chan would be the type to trample you on purpose, to be honest.
No, but one is a dominatrix that enjoys inflicting pain and humiliation, and the other walks around with guns and enjoys shooting things. I could very easily call them edgy for equally flimsy reasons you use on Lala, but I don't because I understand not a single one of the girls in this manga have any real edge to them. I recommend you read Akame Ga Kill or Trash to become reacquainted with the real definition of the word.
I like her being upside down
Draco is cute and I want to cuddle with her
Me too, but turning the rightside up smile makes my heart go
Rachnee might be debatably edgy. Zombina just like guns, nothing edgy about that.
Damn you mad.
No, but one is a dominatrix that enjoys inflicting pain and humiliation
As a sexual fetish, user, and she's always extra careful to never hurt her playmates.
You can more or less argue Zombina is a little edgy with her gunmania, Though her a sunny disposition easily cancels that out. Neither of them hold a CANDLE against Lala's Grim Reaper play, sorry.
can accidentally hurt you with claws
will tied you up
will hurt or break your spine
too much webs
bad with rachnophobia
Rachnee is definitely more edgy than zombinia
Those all seem like personal issues.
What's the differences? Still a spooder
Being kinky is not really edgy, user. Unless you're into hardcore s/m or worse, which she isn't.
there are people who don't think Lala's whole gimmick is edgy
You can argue that she's not that edgy all you want, but you have to admit her attitude comes off as slightly edgy.
Have fun in the ER
Nothing venture' nothing gain'.
Would you see her tears like rain?
Take up your fork and help her learn.
What matter if your stomach churn?
eating this abomination
hurt with claws
yes, accidentally. Or maybe I'm into some pain?
2 many legs
eh, whatever floats your boat
6 GORGEOUS eyes
break your spine
geez, how fragile is your spine?
too much webs
not really, no inclination in the manga; it depends on rach how much she produces
Lala's body is not edgy.
CHECKMATE SPIDER AND ZOMBIEFAGS
It wouldn't be like Cerea or Miia where there's the genuine risk of death, though. Rachnee is a skilled S, after all.
I dont get why people get so offended by it. Yeah so what if shes' edgy. I like how its all a farce and her personality is offset by her cutesy awkward antisocial side.
head falls off
bringing scythe in public
And many more....
Whether she chooses to be that way or not is completely irrelevant. She isn't edgy because she isn't a grim reaper, she doesn't have what it takes to be a murderer, and she has far too many insecurities that surface very easily. It's all a very transparent cry for attention, and if that isn't enough to convince you, all of her actions are very kind and considerate, unless if visiting a sick girl in the hospital because you want to cheer her up is edgy now.
Try actually reading the manga sometime and you might see how wrong your broad generalizations are.
We clearly do, because that definition honestly makes no sense.
Lala's body is her heart unrestrained by her brain. Lala's edginess is all in her head.
Rach never clean her webs.
Lala is edgy. Stop being delusional Lalafags. They're all a little edgy.
Imagine all the dust collected by her webs. Dont forget those insects that get caught in it.
I want to relax on Rach's web on a lazy sunday afternoon and listen to
Ok you affirmed your statement 3 times already I understood and replied the firsttime.
You done? Or is lala gonna have to choke a hoe.
whaaaaa we spiderfags are innocent, it's the spiderfags who fuck up the threads
Jesus, shut the fuck up already
Dull your edge Lalafag.
chuuni is edgy
This thread is a fucking haven for normalfags.
whaaaaa we spiderfags are innocent, it's the spiderfags who fuck up the threads
Whether she chooses to be that way or not is completely irrelevant
It is completely relevant. Edgyness is about attitude.
she doesn't have what it takes to be a murderer
She literally killed a little girl, and you admitted it.
It's all a very transparent cry for attention
As is the case with most edgy teenagers, what's your point?
Enough edgy posting.
How do we fix Miia?
Ignore the horsefag
a good dicking
That's fine. If her webs catch Rape Moth before she can get to me, I'm fine with that
She also very clearly enjoys shooting and fighting people, considering how she smiles all the time while doing those things. Lala never once inflicted pain on anyone, except for the time she whacked darling on the head and that was so she could talk to him. Actions mean a lot more than words, user.
Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed or our opinions. You probably should be ashamed of yours though because they're so wrong. Lala's true personality is that of a very sweet and gentle girl with some major self-esteem issues which completely cancels out her blatantly false grim reaper personality, and if you'll cover for Zombina who really, actually, literally shoots people for a living but won't do the same for Lala who is completely harmless then you're just being blatantly biased. Again, I will state one more time that none of these girls are edgy at all, just for clarification.
We let her new job start to alter her view of the world.
Man is in a relationship with a shy Arachne.
The two are in hot water because some insectoid woman is going around raping people and they suspect the arachne.
One night, MC and Spider-waifu discover Rape Moth tangled in webs because she tried to rape MC.
They have their way with Rape Moth in revenge.
Too broken to fix
tfw translator friend forwards an early copy of the new chapter for this
many children to be were killed that day
Dubs into dub-dubs with the same dubs.
Thread is lacking the monoeye & papifriends. Post more varieties please
Her niece is a good girl.
moths are the only cute insects
welp, wrong (but not really) image
Lala's true personality
user, do you seriously not understand what an edgy teen is? Their edgy bullshit is always a farce. That's precisely why she fits the word to a t.
and if you'll cover for Zombina who really, actually, literally shoots people for a living
She is a law enforcement officer, you're grasping pretty hard there, buddy. Especially since she mostly uses rubber bullets to not hurt criminals. You really really don't understand what edgy means. You seem to think it implies actual psychopathy or killing when it's more about EMULATING behavior like that. See: .
Wait, there was a new Rape Moth comic last week?!
Papi's under cover at the moment.
SO, what if a Monoeyes gets eye cancer?
What will happen to the HUGE cavity left behind if they remove the eye
This is seriously freaking me out
you will never carry a tipsy Manako home to the dorms on your broad comfy back.
is she daijobu?
ywn cuddles her when she cries
Be honest here. Who is the least degenerate girl?
Rachnee. She'd probably fire up an Etsy account and weave shit to sell on it if you asked. She's actually flattered whenever Honey asks her for help.
Dont start waifuwars user
If all girls and not just Harem, Manako or Polt. Polt is a business tycoon and Manako is the most serious member of MON.
Rach. A kind sweet girl who is always looking out for you and is careful to never hurt you.
Define 'degenerate girl' first.
All girls are great user
you will never tell a soul why the phrase, "Charging my laser" makes her turn beet red.
A good answer
I want the purest girl.
Probably Cerea, honestly. She's polite, well-spoken, modest, and if she was physically able I'm sure she'd prefer sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation. While handholding.
Like I said, no need for fixing because she is perfect.
The most caring and sweet girl.
This. I ain't even a Cereafag but I agree.
Nigga she's a horse.
With a horse.
tfw all my Rach-bros are here today
Spreading the love and glory of best girl.
It's great right?
Do you even know where horsepussy is located?
Do you even know how to read?
Staring at your legs
As somebody who frequents the threads, they'd be better off if we got rid of the people who make it so shit.
Time for your daily workout user.
Spooder sex hair?
So Spider and Snakefags? I'm down.
It's a spider hug box thread
See you guys next thread
b-but I don't really want to...
Spot the horsefag.
My honor demands it
Spooder looks good with long hair too.
A Trump supporting snek is the best waifu.
I will marry that monoeye and cherish her for the rest of my life.
To all other monoeye friends I hope you can cherish the monoeye whenever you can.
See you next thread.
oglaf used to be a lot more homoerotic
That donkey girl in "Well, I'm a Centaur, Too, You Know!" pulled it off, briefly.
You deserve a monoeye user
But that in and of itself means she isn't really edgy, like you said it's all a farce. Literally everyone figured this out way back in chapter 24, that she's just a glorified LARPer, yet here we are and people are struggling to get their tiny little minds around it.
He still doesn't understand what an edgy teen is
I'd say the /d/ fetishists.
Fuck off heresyposter
Manako, Yukio. Maybe Tio.
She is the most perfect girl in the world and I want to make her happy.
Tio is best girl, for me at least.
Got a better one for you.
tfw you'll never be happily married to your Spooder waifu
tfw your neighbour will never marry his Snek waifu
>tfw you'll never ntr your neighbour >tfw you'll never rape Snek along with your Spooder waifu
Good for you user. Was going to post the big DIFH, but beat me to it.
why thank you
you have impeccable taste as well monoeye friend
Here have a wonderful monoeye
why not just have an orgy?
implying I'd allow that
If you take my wife I take yours, pic related.
You will never rape her and make her husband watch
She will never have to get an abortion afterwards or birth you baby
I'm evil and horny, not a degenerate
Oh, you're the Oglaf poster
We're bros then. I retract my statements
mfw I saw that comic and I automatically started reading from right to left
that in of itself is degenerate, that form of sexual sadism is degenerate.
apparently you are degenerate and you don't even realize it. You are in the same class as degenerates to whom think that fucking a MLP plushie with onahole inside is perfectly normal.
ywn have a threesome with the Rape Moth your spider wife captured.
Not him, but some snakes give live birth. Miia also can lactate after having a baby. Rules don't really apply here.
forcefully taking a female is degenerate
Edgyness is about attitude
Okay, so apparently she could go around burning down orphanages and stomping kittens to death for no reason, and as long as she has a cheerful attitude while doing it she isn't edgy. Your logic is beyond fucked.
she literally killed a little girl
And the fact that you think that's all there is to the situation, when every single person involved was happy about it and said she did the right thing, is telling me you aren't very bright. She's not a murderer, and even if she was she did it for a very not edgy reason.
what's your point?
That you're trying to twist a situation as hard as you can when anyone who reads the manga can clearly see you are incorrect.
Emulation has nothing to do with it, I have no idea where you're pulling these insane definitions from but they make no sense at all. You seem to have trouble distinguishing fiction from reality because you keep trying to use idiots from deviant art as examples when I'm not even in that ballpark. You're the one grasping for straws right now trying to call her an edgy murderer when she is neither, and your Zombina bias is extremely evident. I implore you to learn the meaning of words instead of just making shit up to support your argument.
Post your favorite girl and why you like her.
very girly and wears dresses
Good thing they toned it down, it's funny at first but gets pretty old.
well, yes it is. I don't know what backwards shithole you come from. Are you the sort who also thinks that fucking a man's ass doesn't make you gay, but being fucked in the ass by a man does?
You seem to have this separate definition for edgy teens and edginess in general that make little sense, and I'm not going to waste brainpower trying to figure out these dumb definitions you came up with. Learn to live with it.
Tries her hardest to be a loving wife
Can dance even without feet
Her hair is perfect in any style
>Is great at leglocking
works hard to improve herself for the one she loves
built for cuddling
will steal my body heat
Which girl has the most dosh?
Basically from what I understood anything related to:
The color black
Being an asshole
Can be constituted as edgy.
comparing apples to oranges
also, raping a man to establish dominance does not have to be degenerate. its a tactic done by not only rapists, but also in the military
Tweaked the ear.
Polt obviously, she's loaded
You ain't bankin til' you're double-fisting Benjamin's, my friend.
I loved Konosuba, but Darkness just makes me think of horsepussy and is
kills my boner
Just filter them all out. The threads get so much better
I fucking love KC's smug face.
smug faggot cat.png
I'd post it if I could find it. Must organize my folders.
I hate the heat and she's more than welcome to take it. The soft snek hugs are a bonus.
Gonna have to say Mero.
She's the princess of an entire country.
How soft are snek scales?
Have you ever touched a snek before?
you should learn to comprehend what you read.
I never made any such a comparsion. Just because a military uses rape as tactic does not make any less degenerate moron.
You are just filthy degenerate.
But did Mero work for that money?
No that's why I ask
cute when she's out of her comfort zone
very interesting anatomy
Smooth and silky. Think of all the lotion she uses and time she spends caring for her tail. Most of Miia will be soft to the touch, especially her hands.
Soft snek handjobs
They're pretty smooth, but also weird and muscly.
Can take head off, that's her thing
Edgy child murderer
I want to cuddle with this daki
blue is the color of sky
sky has 3 letter
triangle has 3 side
side has 4 letters
blue has 4 letters
lala has 4 letters
lala is blue
lala is illumnati confirm
Captcha is 420
woah, calm down spiderfag
You and me both, friend. Spending lazy days just lounging in her embrace is what happiness is.
warm cozy cuddles
Knows how to farm
Very well balanced asset allocation in her portfolio as well.
Fun to hang out with
Good with guns
Sweet government job
Don't need to worry about her getting injured
While assuming is never good, this does raise a fair point.
Rachnera herself is fairly edgy.
No, not just because her fingers can cut diamonds, though that is pretty cool.
Why can't poltfags count?
If only I'd known what would come and stuck with those accordion lessons.
Not a Poltfag, I haven't read her character card in a while and I forgot how many she had.
Very sexually flexible
Perfect for cleaning
Is just happy to be around people she likes
She acts really tough but there's a sweet girl under the false bravado. I want to protect her and cherish her and see her smile
Nobody else likes her
I'm a contrarian
She's all about the young Master. I think most people realize that that is a lost cause rather than dislike her.
you forgetting that Suu would make for a great bartender
Suu is also fast learner
who knows, befriending her could always land you a potentially hot relative from her tribe.
I'm one of two people who think so
No, she is leo. /k/ is wannabe her.
Winter is my favorite season.
Imagine the embarrassment though of having to call 119 for a rescue after accepting a triple dog dare to see how many licks it takes to get through to her chewy center. It would take a more cunning linguist than I to avoid a scandal.
NO WALKIES?!!!! (Down the aisle.)
Just don't answer "What would you like?" with "Surprise me."
That's not much of a surprise.
you can always drink your ordered drink from her inverted nipples. Suu is the only girl in the harem who a can have beer tits.
suu rape and ntr doujin
I hate myself
It's gotta be Mero by the logic that she's the princess of her kingdom. That's gonna be worth at least a million or so bucks.
Polt has jew/dwarf stlye family money so she would probably be second.
Running away only makes her
Suu is the only girl in the harem who a can have beer tits.
She's seems to prefer "cidre" based alcho-pops to beer. I'm not sure I'm up to handling an inebriated, exhilarated, and carbonated Suu.
one think is certain though, she will have a bubbly personality.
She might be up for a whole host of cute things to do with you.
Seriously, why stay here if you're a general?
I'm not a general
I'm a free man
How would the rest of Monmusuba go?
Cerea as Darkness.
Miia as Aqua.
Lala as Megumin.
Rachnee or Mero as Luna.
...Not sure who would be Wiz... Manako has the personality, but not the tits. Yukio?
Papi would be the Thief
Drgn would be Kyouya.
I am guessing your name is not General Specific then?
fucking a man's ass doesn't make you gay, but being fucked in the ass by a man does
Well in the context of traps, that's actually true. If you want to plow a dude like Tom Selleck though then you're pretty gay.
What is important is what he is going to do.
Who's the new Number 2?
You should ask Major Minor about that then.
Merino in the big city. The animation
in the big city
Just google "Sheep in the big city" to understand what I meant.
-Tough when she needs to be
The army is trying to capture her for their Sheep milk powered laser.
These niggas never heard of Sheep in the big city
T-rex is the best girl
I thought we were talking about The Prisoner?
is it any good?
You mean that old Cartoon Network show?
I thought it was kind of boring as a kid.
Damn you, now I'm seeing and hearing Papi and Rachnera doing the intro to The Prisoner.
What do you want!
Papi's face when
I really dislike the MC, he kills the manga for me
In order of joining the household, Papi is number 2 and Rachnera is number 6. Now I need a sketch of Miia in a Gorilla Mask.
Reading monster girl mangos for the MC
user i don't think we're on the same wavelength
Rachnera is number 6
I think Papi would be better t.bh f.am
We can even have flashbacks of Rachnera accidently harming Ren. Plus, gap terror is as real an idea as gap moe. I like the image of Papi as the face of oppression.
Go to bed, Yoda.
I like the image of Papi as the face of oppression.
Highlight then ctrl + s, famalam.
Love this smug snek.
I prefer to picture Papi as Baloo from the Jungle Book, myself.
you will never come home to find an empty champagne bottle and jug of orange juice on the counter next to a note that reads, "there's a Mimosa waiting for you in the bedroom."
Does anyone have the Miia edit of this one?
Would you rather spoon or be spooned by Tio?
Anything is fine just as long as one of us spoons tthe other
sniper with no depth perception
T-Rex is a retard, Raptor and Club are better. MC is such a blatant self insert mary sue it hurts.
I am a generic guy with a fetish for dinosaur girls
Oh look a dinosaur girl just fell on my lap
She is too retarded to take care of herself so she now depends on me! She's lucky I'm such a nice guy!
Oh I'm also secretly a super badass ex-delinquent don't tell anyone lol
There's several versions of that picture for Miia.
user... why the fuck would a sniper need depth perception. Do rifle scopes look binocular to you?
Better to be spooned.
Can feel boobs in back.
No hair in face.
No loss of blood supply to arm.
Feeling of protection and comfort. We've got lasers, mil dots, shit like that. Besides, you only look into a scope with one eye anyways. Moron.
you think polt would let you walk her on a leash?
She manages a gym, she needs to maintain her public image. In the bedroom, however...
Also, polt did say she would call her homestay "owner"
None here, commissar.
None here, commissar
posts semen demon
A Lady on the streets and a Tramp between the sheets, eh.
Knowing what a semen demon is
Hello, police? I'd like to report some fucking heresy
Sex is cardio, Anons.
That Kobold will steal your gains.
We need a version of this with Polt.
Capitalist spy, real gopnik squat on their whole foot.
Eh, it'll be worth it.
Plus gains can be regained.
Good thing she has a gym so she can immediately help your regain your gains .
that picture is cringefuel and so is this conversation
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong site.
Reddit is two results down.
You are cringe.
Nice digits tho.
cow with fangs
You sound like the type of guy who would slurp semen out of his boyfriend's butthole with a straw
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, she'd eat you and everyone you care about.
This. Cows are terrible people.
Can confirm. Cows are assholes.
Source: Grew up on a farm
you just grew up with a bad batch. the cows we had were nice.
Did they lick your hands when you go to put them?
Cows are adorable.
cows were some of the stupidest creatures I ever worked with on a farm as a kid
and I love them to death
The point I'm trying to make is almost anything can be construed as edgy thanks to the definition of the word that's been raped and it's corpse beaten by /v/ for years, just like every other meme word they get their hands on. This (sexy) picture of Zombina will be called edgy by some because of the guns, bullet holes, blood and excited toothy smile with no regard to the context. In reality we know it isn't because Zombina is actually a really nice, if a bit raunchy and rambunctious girl who'd be really fun to hang out with, and no doubt make for a great girlfriend. Those very people will also call Lala edgy because they take one look and see a scythe, dark clothes, and some bad Edgar Allan Poetry and start mouthing off with no regard to the fact that she's a very polite but shy girl who does nothing but nice things for anyone, even if it means going outside of her comfort zone. I'm sorry, but when I think of what a sweet girl she is it irritates me when people try to say shit about her. You can't tell me it doesn't grind your gears when someone makes shit up about a girl you like.
Cows are spawns of Satan.
Fear the cow.
Hate the cow.
Purge the cow.
Would you a frog?
Frogs are a little awkward to, they're pretty slimy.
Such a lovely girl.
I would, but I don't speak the language.
Still little more than a toddler
Grandpa takes me to the barn
Recently Newborn calf walking around
Go on, boy! Pull it's tail!
I chased him and did.
Little fucker must've literally kicked me about 2 meters back.
You will never be anybody's favorite game girl
Your granpa sounds like a dick.
Post your waifu's face
when you tell her your fetish!
My fetish is
happy vanilla sex with handholding, kissing, and leg locking
He's not but that was a dick move. He laughed.
What a fucking creep
Miia must never find out. I'm not ready to start a big family.
I haven't read this in a long long time
What's this I hear about lala killing children?
Wanting a kitsune and a lamia at the same time
Well, she did warn them to stop playing around with her head
they didn't listen
I would have liked it more if it didn't have unbirthing
I can't help my love for her, user. It isn't my fault
Horizontal cardio doesn't count.
Yup, if she had a homestay. Though crab pretty much confirmed she doesn't since she's loaded and runs businesses.
I can see where you're coming from
Though crab pretty much confirmed she doesn't since she's loaded and runs businesses.
That doesn't rule out boyfriends.
I would say this. But I know that none of us have any laifu.
weird kobold slaveplay
I mean, I guess
You'll have to beat out TTF for that. Asshole is already in the 2D world with her.
Rach is clearly the worst
I wonder if that is like a wedding ring for them.
Pretty simple and healthy fetish ;p
Oh no, it's like a collar. With all the kinks it implies.
buying an animal to be closer to your monster-fu
how many people have done this?
Dont start over... i post like i want.
Heck this is even worst than reddit.
Ill say, Cathyl's good for your bones
Honestly, I've seen too many of these things to even care anymore.
Don't make me post 3DPD monmusu.
Indeed, she breaks them and she restores them with milk. Pretty neat.
men do Miia better than ladies
Here's an alternative you may enjoy: kill yourself.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
ywn win the Spider
tfw you draw your own spider.
tfw you can never be with that spider.
Tell that to lead poisoning.
The "thighs" need more THICC
does she likes to play fetch or tug of war?
increased levels of heavy metal lead in the body
That's fucking badass
just enjoy getting dumber and having painful tremors from lead toxicity.
your mg waifu will never defend your honor on bizarro Sup Forums
reminder that you might use protection with Suu
a giant, cheating violently abusive woman is good for your bones.
King of the hill
You buy Polt a burrito.
While getting ready to hand it to her, you instead draw your arm back and hurl the burrito into the air.
Polt's pupils constrict, her instincts fire up, and she chases after the flying burrito on all fours, leaping up and catching it in her mouth.
She lands proudly, then regains her senses, and slowly turns towards you, embarrassed.
What an asshole. Now make her beg.
Sure they would. Except they'd be yelled at for being "healthy" posters.
Only if your neurons are weak, just like your body if you can't stand the pain, WEAKLING.
Well, the more she breaks them, the stronger they become.
you are arguing against chemistry user, It is not a matter of strength. Oh wait, are you okay, user? Did you eat a lot white lead paint chips during your childhood?
I love you all.
You've been putting home made sugar-of-lead in your protein shakes again, haven't you?
you are arguing against chemistry user, It is not a matter of strength
This is what a weakling would say.
that surely did wonders for the roman empire.
If you really want to get strong user, you should be ingest Dimethyl Cadmium. It is the post potent toxic substance known to man. If you can survive that, you will be the strongest man in history.
I don't care about accusations of furrydom. That witch is in my strike zone 24/7.
I know what I'D tell her to do with that body.
you should give her a beard. After all, beards make everything better.
It's under her skirt.
Only after I replace my immunity system with nanomachines.
That sounds like the one conducted around the time of the road trip. With Tofu Mama as a surprise write-in vote.
What are you? Senator Armstrong?
Can you feel it, Anonymous? The urge to sing along?
finals are over
Time to shitpost for hours on end. Did the new chapter get translated yet?
I wonder how well you will do after I shine a powerful microwave light source at you. You and your nanomachines will fry. In fact, they will only make it worse.
I have this down as her. I can see her getting votes.
Lala used the wrong tooth.
Nice double trips.
nice double set of trips you got there.
I wonder how aroused will Kuu get if you decided to sniff her butthole?
Chapters haven't been released regularly for ages. We're still waiting for Manako's chapter.
Smith chaika when?
Just noticed the TTF head band.
That's cute nigga.
Bully the monoeye
with a marriage proposal
He won't be making moves anytime soon from the hospital. I'll be making her bounce up and down on my dick by dangling a treat over her head while she's riding me cowgirl long before he gets out.
she doesn't feel so guilty about the injuries that she's at the hospital every day to cheer him up and will personally work with him to get back to 100%.
And I'll do it right in front of him after ripping off his arm and poking out his eye.
You idiots need to stop posting webms from the game. The awful goddamn animation literally makes it look worse than a still image.
Try not to cut yourself on all that edge my friend.
No one is forcing you to look at them.
I want a snek family.
This girl does things to my heart.
TTF won't sue Polt for injuries
Are you frustrated?
Have you tried walking about at the edge of town late at night while talking to yourself about how hard it is to be a friendless orphan with an insatiable appetite for sex and a organ too large for most human women?
You just wait until I'm off hiatus.
Okay sure, see you in another seven years.
Sounds pretty gay, tbqh fampai.
Polt will never settle the case out of court