Shingeki no Kyojin/SNK

Gavin Martin
Gavin Martin

So is there a chance of spoilers by the end of next week? Please Isayama don't kill Armin or JSC.

we'll be good this time mods we promise

All urls found in this thread:
http://pastebin.com/F4uJJAUT
https://boards.fireden.net/a/thread/141233759/#141235140
https://twitter.com/AnimeLab/status/735735187028336640
http://muddkippz.tumblr.com/post/144452130791/dont-get-me-wrong-im-only-questioning-do-you
http://supremeyummycurrygentleman.tumblr.com/post/144269438988/y-is-yumikuri-cannon-and-not-anything-else
http://m.mangafox.me/manga/sungeki_no_kyojin/
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/644919/54c3f7e0d3/
Michael Edwards
Michael Edwards

I just want Bert to find peace.

Dylan Johnson
Dylan Johnson

The 4th? It's a stretch but we might have text spoilers by then.

Liam King
Liam King

It's about time we have a major death. I hope he does kill one of them.

Grayson James
Grayson James

Last thread was 10/10. Post Reiner as tribute.

Henry Lewis
Henry Lewis

/a/thread/141959370#p141985669
Manley was retarded though and was the one who wasted all their lives in the end. He always talks big but is unable to deliver. Worst part is he didn't even spare a thought for their sacrifice.

Jason Garcia
Jason Garcia

making a shit thread on purpose
expecting a tribute

Kevin Barnes
Kevin Barnes

3332
Damn it. So close.

Cooper Jackson
Cooper Jackson

It had lewd Kitty Historia and Puppy Bert.

Isaiah Wood
Isaiah Wood

Reiner dies next.

Grayson Bell
Grayson Bell

I was talking about the OP.

Hunter Brown
Hunter Brown

It's the gods way of telling you he's a shit.

Matthew Flores
Matthew Flores

I didn't make it. I just appreciate OP's attempts.

Benjamin Clark
Benjamin Clark

Probably.

Andrew Turner
Andrew Turner

Calling the mods fags in the OP is no attempt worth appreciation.

Joseph Harris
Joseph Harris

Boris, about these 'rules'.

Nicholas Davis
Nicholas Davis

I think it was.

Oliver Jones
Oliver Jones

Well first, if it's a boy it's name will be Horace and if it's a girl it'll be Borislava

Ethan Brown
Ethan Brown

Writefag here.
Pbin as promised.
Again, apologies for the lacklustre tale, I've just been very busy.

http://pastebin.com/F4uJJAUT

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Mason Parker
Mason Parker

posting worst boy to start the thread

Jackson Morgan
Jackson Morgan

EMA did nothing right.

Jaxon Murphy
Jaxon Murphy

The next up is JH!
So, JHfags, pitch ideas that you would like me to tackle, and it shall be done!

Regarding the previous post.
.pdf format is available with proper text formatting via email as per usual.

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Anthony Long
Anthony Long

Are there any more or is that it? if it's a girl and Marlo's I'm naming her Marline

Julian Evans
Julian Evans

Horace
Whore Ace
Love you Boris.

Henry Nguyen
Henry Nguyen

LMfag cuck fic
What a waste

William Jackson
William Jackson

I know it's probably too late and I didn't know we could make requests or I would've done it sooner ;_; but if you have the time, could you do an EA one?

Wyatt Sanchez
Wyatt Sanchez

The baby will have my full custody at night because I don't trust you.
Thanks. I put a lot of thought into. Whore represents Hitch. The Ace represents me.

Brody Robinson
Brody Robinson

Did you read the second post? Perhaps that's more to your liking, or you may want to make a pitch for next time?

So far, EA and EH are in the running for the next tale.

Luke Ross
Luke Ross

Alright thanks user! At least the shitposting side of /snk/ has died down.

Charles Peterson
Charles Peterson

No bother user.
The shitposting honestly doesn't bother me though.

Mason Hernandez
Mason Hernandez

Popped a boner.

Brayden Ross
Brayden Ross

When have I ever not been trustworthy? Also I don't think I'll tell you if it's yours or not to avoid subjecting it to one of those names.

Dylan Kelly
Dylan Kelly

me too, but be quiet because no homo

Julian Ross
Julian Ross

well I don't possess the anatomy to do that but close enough

Eli Morales
Eli Morales

I appreciate this user

Brayden Young
Brayden Young

tfw missed a BH thread

Jason Ross
Jason Ross

I don't know what that means, so I'll pretend you made a good joke.

Christopher Young
Christopher Young

You are a true patriot. And you have good taste.

Xavier Hill
Xavier Hill

You claim to be trustworthy but, then say you probably wont tell me if it's mine? That's harsh Hitch. It's also my sperm y'know.

I bet Marlo would be disappointed.

Parker Myers
Parker Myers

Her body still swam with adrenaline and little spurts of pleasure.
In her arms, Eren mumbled her name and shuddered as sobs wracked his body.
She pulled him close and kissed his neck again before finally submitting to exhaustion.
“I love you, Eren.”

Yes..
YES...
YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Parker Gutierrez
Parker Gutierrez

You're the one who wanted rid of it. It's not like you actually care.

Adam Lewis
Adam Lewis

Lewd and goopy.
Sauce pls

Xavier Lee
Xavier Lee

ok user ;) I am quite the comedian

Easton Kelly
Easton Kelly

Disgusting. Why don't you talk about this in Tumblr?

Dylan Walker
Dylan Walker

Maybe I changed my mind...

It's not like I would want to leave any child alone with you regardless if it's mine or not.

Thomas Perry
Thomas Perry

Kek

Benjamin Fisher
Benjamin Fisher

This threads are garbage.

Tyler Jones
Tyler Jones

Not him, but add EM to that please, thanks.

Caleb Russell
Caleb Russell

Same here.

Caleb Sanders
Caleb Sanders

Done.
Once the JHfags decide what they want, and I write it up, I'll run the random selection again!
Keep an eye out user,

Benjamin Bailey
Benjamin Bailey

Looks like Mikasafag is here.

Lincoln Bell
Lincoln Bell

It was barely a thread, it got deleted after 20 posts because the OP was calling mods fags.

Samuel Sanders
Samuel Sanders

Not referring to last thread.

Camden Hall
Camden Hall

Mods dont get enough love.

Alexander Mitchell
Alexander Mitchell

If you're saying Ricofag deserves love, you need to do sudoku to yourself.

Kayden Lewis
Kayden Lewis

This.

Henry Williams
Henry Williams

I go banned for the post in that image, so no, I don't think Ricofag deserves love.

Asher Walker
Asher Walker

Eren and Annie deserve to be happy together and I will ensure it happens so

Zachary Ross
Zachary Ross

I wouldn't mind the RP if it didn't drown out other posts, I hope it stops.

Hudson Reyes
Hudson Reyes

For real?

Gavin Lopez
Gavin Lopez

Then make more non RP posts.

Hunter Ramirez
Hunter Ramirez

Well maybe that was because there's a retard that shits on bertfags by falseflagging, your post sounds almost as retarded as him.

Ryder Sanchez
Ryder Sanchez

Fuck off, not all threads are supposed to have 20 posts per minute.

Thomas Scott
Thomas Scott

It is him.

Jayden Johnson
Jayden Johnson

Probably.

Liam Brooks
Liam Brooks

Not him but, I'll stop RPing if others want me to, I do not mind. Sorry it bugged you user.

Jackson Cruz
Jackson Cruz

Eren deserves death. Annie deserves to be with her one true love Armin.

Angel Green
Angel Green

Yeah, a one day ban for not keeping up with the quality of the thread.

Noah Phillips
Noah Phillips

AA

Andrew Wood
Andrew Wood

Pretty fucking sure it's not me and any mod worth their shit would have bothered checking it.

Christian Clark
Christian Clark

Do your own thing user. You're here to have your own fun. All they need to do is respond to the posts that interest them. You're literally doing nothing wrong.

Levi Mitchell
Levi Mitchell

I'd appreciate it, or at least keep it to a minimum. For example there was a whole thread full of
Rico a slut!
no I'm not a slut
you are a slut
no I'm not
A whole fucking thread of it. Maybe it would be funny if the other user wasn't pretending to be Rico herself and just joked about Rico being a slut.

Christian Rodriguez
Christian Rodriguez

It's not true though.

Chase Young
Chase Young

I don't know why, but I find this deeply unsettling.

Cooper Adams
Cooper Adams

What the hell is going on in this.

Gabriel Gomez
Gabriel Gomez

A thread full of the falseflagger's shit? You were definitely keeping up with it. At least the faggot got banned and we could see how he kept replying to himself when everyone ignored him.
https://boards.fireden.net/a/thread/141233759/#141235140

Bentley Cox
Bentley Cox

It's pretty collective that nobody likes the him. Just ignore and ban.

Joseph Rogers
Joseph Rogers

That was rude, unnecesary and overall shit user. You will not stop me like this

Asher Garcia
Asher Garcia

Agreed.

Benjamin Evans
Benjamin Evans

The point here is that I wasn't him no? I literally am the two things I said.

Ian Gray
Ian Gray

I am perfectly responsible. I'll have you know my current houseplant is doing great! Why the sudden change of heart?

Gabriel Nguyen
Gabriel Nguyen

Armin deserves death. Annie deserves to be with her one true love, daddy. I'd settle for Bert and maybe Eren too tho

Mason Bennett
Mason Bennett

Annie deserves to be with her one true love, daddy.
I will cuddle the fuck out of you.

Liam Johnson
Liam Johnson

ensure it happens so
The signs in the manga are pointing in that way so rest assured user.

Jason Hill
Jason Hill

Actually I'm usually fine with people doing what they want but this roleplaying shit is pretty annoying now.

Owen Murphy
Owen Murphy

You too user.

Alexander Martinez
Alexander Martinez

No reason.

Josiah Adams
Josiah Adams

I just want to say Arminfags despise AA. It's the worst piece of shit ever.

Liam Turner
Liam Turner

There's no way an Anniefag would ship her with a piece of shit that manipulated her and used her suffering as a tool to to fuck up with her comrades, so it only leaves Arminfags to ship it.

Luis Cooper
Luis Cooper

Uhhhhh

Dominic Baker
Dominic Baker

How is what happened in that rather unfortunate situation relevant now?

Angel Carter
Angel Carter

Then what do Arminfags like for their husbando?

Because most Anniefags definitely prefer her with Eren and AA is far too popular to only be shipped by EMfags as a side pairing.

Ayden Davis
Ayden Davis

Well, I am an Arminfag and that ship is disgusting.
The answer to your question: AA is only shipped by EMfags because they want Armin and Annie away from Mikasa and Eren.

Dominic Edwards
Dominic Edwards

AA is not that popular. BA will probably surpass it when Bert and Annie have panel time together.

Mason Ortiz
Mason Ortiz

EMfags wouldn't draw art of it, and most AA pixiv art is by Arminfags. Anniefags ship her with Bert and Eren.

Dominic Johnson
Dominic Johnson

BA>EA>>>>shit>>>>>AA

Kevin Garcia
Kevin Garcia

I will try and think of something and get back to you. Hivemind partner what do you think?

Jason Smith
Jason Smith

It still is Annie's most popular ship.

And it's either first or second behind JAr for Armin.

Levi Cruz
Levi Cruz

Wow, look at the time! Got to go Hitch!

Make sure you don't get punched in the stomach!

Dylan Thomas
Dylan Thomas

Reposting because last thread got kill. I hope this is okay instead of the other request.

David Edwards
David Edwards

Oh my...
I look forward to seeing more!

Camden Turner
Camden Turner

“For humanity.” Levi toasted.
“For Eren.” Thought Mikasa.
KEK
thank you writefag

Leo Rivera
Leo Rivera

whores

Blake Hernandez
Blake Hernandez

AA stopped getting new art ages ago, BA is catching up slowly, but it will gain traction when BA gets relevant in the manga.

Grayson Parker
Grayson Parker

I want to pet them in a nonsexual way.

Juan Jones
Juan Jones

I hate JAr pretty much and I consider it disgusting. I also hate EAr. Hate when people try to ruin the friendship.

I will ship Armin with whoever he loves.

Connor Morgan
Connor Morgan

Armin doesn't have many popular ships, does he?

Jeremiah Long
Jeremiah Long

I will ship Armin with whoever he loves.
So, Eren and the ocean? Because he certainly doesn't love Annie.

Carson Gutierrez
Carson Gutierrez

As I said, THE BEST. Love you user.

Aaron Cooper
Aaron Cooper

I don't know if you can consider them Arminfags. It's an interesting coincidence AA it's shipped by EMfags but if it's shipped by Arminfags, those are multishippers or don't care about him too much.

Leo Ward
Leo Ward

Aww, looks like he does have a paternal instinct after all.

Brayden Cruz
Brayden Cruz

I want to abuse BH

Nathaniel Mitchell
Nathaniel Mitchell

Love you too even though dogs are ok

Gavin Hall
Gavin Hall

I never knew why EA didn't get popular though. I thought the whole friends turn enemy trope would make it popular. Turns out people like AA more.

Levi Scott
Levi Scott

Beautiful.

Jacob Hughes
Jacob Hughes

Then what pairing would an Arminfag draw?

Nolan Powell
Nolan Powell

Anime conveniently skipped all of EA's development and saw the exagerated yandere moment for AA

Elijah Sanchez
Elijah Sanchez

It did for a while, it doesn't help that Annie has been stuck in a crystal for over 50 chapters and that EM is one of the pairings that gets the most pandering in the spinoffs and side material.

Jace Ramirez
Jace Ramirez

I just said I hate EAr as a pairing, they're friends. You should know the book of the outside world was the reason Armin and Eren became friends in the first place, it's the sign of their friendship.

Thomas Sanders
Thomas Sanders

AA keeps Annie away from Bert and Eren. It's convenient.

William King
William King

I didn't think you would actually deliver.
Sorry I doubted you <3

Carter Bailey
Carter Bailey

None. Only he and his books.

Matthew Morales
Matthew Morales

I want to abuse Bert and Historia.
Sometimes I want to leave Historia's door unlocked. When she notices and tries to escape I'll grab her, drag her back and give her a good fucking while making her repeat that she's mine and only mine.
Restraining Bert would be enough to make him throw empty words at me. He might pretend being abused is no big deal, but within a week he'll be a crying mess and begging for mercy again.

Christian Ward
Christian Ward

anime conveniently skipped all of EA's development
True, I realised most of EA shippers read the manga. I'm honestly hoping EM doesn't get a kiss in the anime from chapter 50

Ethan Gomez
Ethan Gomez

And yet you like shipping him with Annie even if he hates her and uses her for his convenience? Fuck off.

Jaxon Cox
Jaxon Cox

What did they skip? Because the "learn how to talk to girls" line doesn't happend until the clash of titans arc.

Joshua Young
Joshua Young

That was probably Isayama's request, since EA is the only pairing he got butthurt enough about to sink, and since then it disappeared from every spinoff and animation.

Dylan Evans
Dylan Evans

I love you.

Elijah Hall
Elijah Hall

Well, it doesn't help that the anime is made by a EMfag and the chuugakkou anime by a Bertfag.

But it says a lot about EA's chances if Isayama doesn't bother telling them to stop that.

Thomas Rodriguez
Thomas Rodriguez

says Isayama personally sank it
i-i-it's the EMfags' fault!!
Isayama approves all changes and I'm sure major changes like EM holding hands and Annie scenes being removed were discussed beforehand. No other scene got removed so no, it's not a coincidence.

Jack Wilson
Jack Wilson

Still not as bad as the cruel world loli user
I wish I screencapped that piece of shit.

James Thompson
James Thompson

Hissy is a dom.
I want her to kick me

Christian Perry
Christian Perry

I said I consider JAr disgusting, well AA is WORST than JAr to me. I am the only Arminfag who is replying btw.

Juan Brooks
Juan Brooks

The chuugakkou writer is friends with Isayama and after the guidebook incident EA didn't appear in the manga again, or at least it didn't get as much focus as it used to. Annie started hanging out with Bert, YH and Hitch instead.

Zachary Rodriguez
Zachary Rodriguez

So you just ship him with the ocean? Does he at least drown in it?

Aaron Taylor
Aaron Taylor

AA and JAr are probably my two favourite ships for Armin. Although honestly I don't really care who fictional characters end up with. It's just a bit of fun.

Oliver Long
Oliver Long

>The belly punches.

Gabriel Cooper
Gabriel Cooper

I might like abuse but I'd never want to punch a loli in the stomach.

Angel Hill
Angel Hill

You clearly don't know anything about adaptations. He was fine with Annie's laugh but I can say Isayama didn't care a shit about EM. And AA, it was only in the mind of the retard fags. Exaggerated by Araki because meh EM and we love Mikasa so we have to change EA relationship.

Jordan Lopez
Jordan Lopez

Hissy
A dom
That's what she wants you to think.

Parker Howard
Parker Howard

I still want adopt baby Mikasa to treat her properly and protect her from creeps like that.

Ryder Kelly
Ryder Kelly

Or Isayama realized that the fans are too delusional to see the EA interactions as they are and he has other plans for Annie, romantic or not.

Jaxon Collins
Jaxon Collins

I remember him too. You're good people for protecting lil'kasa.

Connor Nguyen
Connor Nguyen

I do not ship him with anybody. And the ocean is just a child's desire so If he lives to see it I will glad.

Matthew Davis
Matthew Davis

tfw I want to physically abuse BH but they could both kick my ass

Henry Thompson
Henry Thompson

I could easily get Historia but Bert would probably kick me in the nuts.

Juan Perry
Juan Perry

No I know she is. It's definitely the vibe I get from her.

Ryder Robinson
Ryder Robinson

why would Anniefags ship her with someones she doesn't even like (Bert) ?

Blake Sullivan
Blake Sullivan

I was the one they replied to.

Jacob Long
Jacob Long

Calm down Reiner

Alexander Perry
Alexander Perry

I do it because he's the only person that wants to be with her and he's even willing to put his life on the line for her. Everyone else either manipulated her or isn't interested in her.

I wouldn't mind if she didn't end up with anyone as long as she gets to see her father again, but I like Bert and she could warm up to him if they survive back to the village. It could be cute.

Jack Gutierrez
Jack Gutierrez

Most BAfags are actually Bertfags not Anniefags desu. Even Anniebot prefers Eren but hopes that Bert could be nice as well.

Jaxson Green
Jaxson Green

Most Bertfags prefer BR though, even the ones that ship BA.

Leo Cook
Leo Cook

Historia's little punch could be more painful than assumed. Bert could just titanfy if worse came to worse.

Daniel Jenkins
Daniel Jenkins

Belly punches and pinching made me feel sad.

Jaxon Thompson
Jaxon Thompson

Annie doesn't have a chance with anyone inside the walls. It's either Bert or no one.

Jacob Carter
Jacob Carter

Both Bertfags and Anniefags like BA but it's usually not their first choice because it doesn't have much screentime yet. Sure it's cute and the chuugakkou moments were nice, but it didn't get much focus in the manga.

Jeremiah Anderson
Jeremiah Anderson

Most Bertfags prefer BR
Exactly, but Isayama loves his one-sided feelings in the series instead of the chemistry between established relationships.

Ryder Hernandez
Ryder Hernandez

Because he (and Reiner) are the only ones who have been shown to actually care about her.

Michael Martin
Michael Martin

All of that makes me feel sad... (Well except between consenting adults, whatever floats your boat.)

Carson Edwards
Carson Edwards

LMfags are disgusting, but most of these responses are a samefag.

Andrew Sanchez
Andrew Sanchez

Isayama is a cuck, but the reason he doesn't go with BR instead is because gay males in shonen are sort of a taboo. I wouldn't be surprised if Bert turned out bi though, and Reiner had that one moment where he joked with Ymir.

Elijah Hernandez
Elijah Hernandez

The Armin one is me. What does this have to do with LM?

Cameron Howard
Cameron Howard

I'm curious about the sleep deprivation tbhf

Jaxson Sullivan
Jaxson Sullivan

Historia's little punch is nothing. The only way to get Bert is by throwing something in his drink and restraining him in a basement while unconscious. He still might find a way to escape though, he's not frail like Historia, he's a warrior.

Chase Hughes
Chase Hughes

I posted the Annie, and I stand by my post.

Jaxon Wilson
Jaxon Wilson

The Mikasa, Annie and Ellen are a samefag, not you. The person that made the post is a LMfag, he was talking about belly punches before.

Brayden Reed
Brayden Reed

THERE'S MY LITTLE TOY!
Hello sweetie :)

Cooper Mitchell
Cooper Mitchell

Yes they do seem rather obsessed with physical and sexual abuse...

Parker Murphy
Parker Murphy

Sexual abuse is good tho
tfw all 3DPDs I was with were too beta to hit me

Aaron Miller
Aaron Miller

Only when it's consensual

Jeremiah Murphy
Jeremiah Murphy

No shit user
Fictional abuse is ok but actual noncon abuse is a crime

Kayden Nguyen
Kayden Nguyen

Great but
Eren
Caring
He would be back to sleep so long as Levi took the boot off his neck.

Cameron Morris
Cameron Morris

Couldn't agree more

Colton Campbell
Colton Campbell

Mankasafag samefagging
editing worthy

Jace Gomez
Jace Gomez

You gotta use the Rapist SerumTM from hentai doujins. It would be the best way to subdue Bert, meanwhile Historia is a midget and can just be tied up.

Austin Hill
Austin Hill

OUT

Tyler Ortiz
Tyler Ortiz

Someone didn't into Chapter 50

Zachary Baker
Zachary Baker

I don't particularly like NTR, but that was lewd as fuck. Thanks man
>“I don't know why you are so attached to Eren.
Kek. I like how you added some canon in there.

Definitely something a lot lighter for JH. I'd like something about Hitch confronting her feelings for Jean, and maybe some hand holding.

Xavier Cooper
Xavier Cooper

Cowgirl position is mandatory.

Caleb Bell
Caleb Bell

This.

He would actually be ecstatic if LM liked each other. He would encourage them to get married if they were truly into each other. He gets to be uncle to a litter of fresh Ackermans all the while he gets to pound the queen's tight little blonde pussy.

Joseph Jones
Joseph Jones

Why you don't do rapey stuff again? I mean rape where the forced part end up wanting it too.

Sebastian Thompson
Sebastian Thompson

To be fair I wouldn't mind if Bert abused me instead, the only reason I want to do it is because he's somehow more submissive than I am. If he goes full rage in the rest of the story I'd be his devil spawn.
I wouldn't mind Historia pegging me either.

Jordan Green
Jordan Green

I don't think I'll ever get over accidentally coming across Venom Potion.

Brody Wright
Brody Wright

I like how you added some canon in there.
I thought it was a fun touch, I'm glad you appreciated it!

Hitch confronting her feelings for Jean, and maybe some hand holding.
I could certainly do that, but I would like to get some more input from other Anon's. Typically, I write for one requester client, technically, but this is a bit more open so more people can enjoy it.

If JH goes down the lines of lewdness, I'll keep this in mind!

I don't really have anything against rapey stuff, it's just not something I'm super into. If it ever comes down to people wanting something rapey, then so be it!
That being said, I can get into rough sex. Make no mistake.

Carter Reyes
Carter Reyes

Good taste. Being versatile brings the most fun, so while I want to abuse them I also wouldn't mind them abusing me.

Eli James
Eli James

Some user requested Ymir raping Bert last time a drawfag said he was accepting requests so.

Jayden Peterson
Jayden Peterson

Domstoria edging Ymir is my jam.

Jeremiah Lee
Jeremiah Lee

Disgusting.

Wyatt Gomez
Wyatt Gomez

How

Robert Ramirez
Robert Ramirez

Goodnight Anon's. If the JHfags could post some ideas for what they want to have written in the next thread, that would be awesome.

Peace!

Parker Martinez
Parker Martinez

Which Kyojin Kyodai do you think is dying? My bets are on Reiner

Gavin Morales
Gavin Morales

Either Reiner or no one. Zeke got plot armor now and it would be stupid if CT died so early.

Noah Johnson
Noah Johnson

Nah, Reiner's not gonna die right after coming back to life. It'll probably be Connie or Sasha. And hopefully Erwin.

Luis Perez
Luis Perez

Why are you feeding the Bertgers? They are jiggling to this image at this very second. They are making Bertycakes by the hundreds just to be consumed in 2 minutes.

Cooper Carter
Cooper Carter

it would be stupid if CT died so early.
It's not like he adds anything interesting or threatening anymore.

Camden Butler
Camden Butler

There we go again.

Dylan Scott
Dylan Scott

Shh. Just let him do his thing. It makes him feel important.

Hunter Fisher
Hunter Fisher

Bort. Literally the most boring character out there. Sweating and sitting passes for "complexity" among his fujo fanbase. No personality besides occasional edgyness,the most boring antagonist we have,CT doesn't do anything noteworthy the Bertnuke was a dud, his fujos just spam their Bertger and Bertgershipping in every thread, no backstory and anything hinted is predictable and retarded, no complexity.

Evan Brooks
Evan Brooks

complexity
user, didn't you see the way he sits? He's a three dimensional character because he sweats.

Jeremiah Baker
Jeremiah Baker

Sweating
Not complex

Jack Cooper
Jack Cooper

This predictable moment is for you user.

Wyatt Lopez
Wyatt Lopez

Excuse me I forgot that this is the sign of true completeous complexity.

Go Bert! Kick MikAngel and QT girls while I cheer eating Bertycakes.

Jeremiah Martin
Jeremiah Martin

Eren will ship Armin and Mikasa hard instead of LM I am pretty sure kek.

Leo Jackson
Leo Jackson

I said it long time ago: Jean defending Hitch of offensive comments.

Luis Taylor
Luis Taylor

I know user. His receding hairline is where he hides all his complexity. I'm glad we agree.

Noah Foster
Noah Foster

Erwin, Reiner, Connie, Annie and Eren.

Joshua Mitchell
Joshua Mitchell

KEK this is the real Bert.

Liam Brooks
Liam Brooks

This.

Aaron Smith
Aaron Smith

How many Landwhales enjoyed this scene? A slow clap for Isayama knowing landwhales from tumblr's desires.

Austin Cruz
Austin Cruz

This.

Nolan Butler
Nolan Butler

didan is best drawfag. please make more BH.

Angel Carter
Angel Carter

Reiner is going to kill Connie. I can feel it.

Evan Flores
Evan Flores

Not really, more delusions. It's clear what he thinks of couples by the way he reacted to Hannah and Franz.

Christopher Watson
Christopher Watson

How can you not ship EA?? Their pelvis literally fused I mean how much more do you need?

Adam Campbell
Adam Campbell

Eren shipping anyone is the most OOC thing I've heard today.

Josiah Torres
Josiah Torres

Anyone who is not a delusional shipper will see character interaction between opposite sex doesn't always mean romance.

Noah Jenkins
Noah Jenkins

Same.

Wyatt Cooper
Wyatt Cooper

These guys will take care of her.

Dominic Perry
Dominic Perry

Not him but I think Eren will act different if he knows his friends are involved.

Jace Flores
Jace Flores

Opposite sex interaction being pelvis fusing

Aaron Barnes
Aaron Barnes

Bert will turn into a sadistic and cruel man.

Cameron Morgan
Cameron Morgan

Pretty much.

Luis Bennett
Luis Bennett

But that's the thing. Even if two characters interacting isn't meant to be romantic, they can have really good chemistry together that makes you want to see them interact romantically.

Austin Powell
Austin Powell

He has a long way to go until he starts enjoying it.

Michael Bell
Michael Bell

That's true. Every romantic history starts with friendship.

Jackson Murphy
Jackson Murphy

Just wait until Reiner's death. It will happen soon anyway.

Parker Price
Parker Price

Really if no characters demonstrate any romantic feelings it's just outright shipping delusion, because the relationship is meant to be portrayed platonic. Eren and Annie for example only felt respect and the only reason he was given any history with her was just so her betrayal could have shock value. I wouldn't even call their relationship friendship because there wasn't any development to lead to that. Just Annie learned to respect Eren and vice versa. But of course people will say otherwise and will say romance was implied.

Christian Fisher
Christian Fisher

Nah, he already considers Armin family. If LM marry then he gets bragging rights with calling the-oh-so-fucking-awesome captain Levi is brother-in-law.

Aaron Perry
Aaron Perry

Kek. I doubt it very very much. You will see.

Matthew Russell
Matthew Russell

learn how to talk to girls
Just a friend being nice to teach a guy how to talk to girls amirite or amirite? If you need everything to be said in your face, you might be a dumbass

Jose Miller
Jose Miller

Even EM is more likely to happen than this.

Brayden Wright
Brayden Wright

Not that user, but it depends on how you say it. In this case it wasn't romantic at all.

Brody Rivera
Brody Rivera

Yeah, Annie is just a filthy EM shipper trying to get Eren to man up and jump on that asian ass.

Aiden Wilson
Aiden Wilson

So you honestly think Annie was being a really nice mentor in that she not only teaches Eren martial arts but attempts to teach Eren how to talk to girls because she's 'nice'?

Are you kidding me?

Cameron Butler
Cameron Butler

More time together and could be romantic.

Josiah Jenkins
Josiah Jenkins

More time together
As a mentor and student.

Samuel Peterson
Samuel Peterson

It may have started with that.

Carter Ward
Carter Ward

but attempts to teach Eren how to talk to girls because she's 'nice'?
I doubt she even did that. She was just telling Eren that he's a rude shit and an autist, which is true.

Hunter Nguyen
Hunter Nguyen

I doubt it was meant to be interpreted that way. It was more comedic by showing how Eren is inconsiderate in what he says and how Annie is sensitive.

Kevin Bennett
Kevin Bennett

And it was still like that according to Isayama, but EAfags ignore that and think they know more about the characters than the actual author.

Nathan Diaz
Nathan Diaz

You honestly think Annie was looking for love within the walls?

Hunter Watson
Hunter Watson

She didn't mean she was going to literally teach him you idiot. That's why she had him pinned, to punish him, that was her teaching him.

Austin Thomas
Austin Thomas

The delusion on EA fags is outstanding. This doesn't even scratch the surface, Annie is also partially responsible for the titans being called to Shigashina and directly killing Levi's squad.

Luis Robinson
Luis Robinson

What the hell does this have to do with EM?

Jose Harris
Jose Harris

The delusion on EA fags is outstanding.
For some reason that seems to be case with all Eren ships.

Zachary Sullivan
Zachary Sullivan

No one is saying EA has a chance now idiot but it was pretty obvious that Annie's feelings were pretty romantic towards Eren at that time unless you're a dumbass which is obvious since your reading comprehension is shit.

Jacob Young
Jacob Young

Oh please tell me genius since you were all talking stuff literally from the manga and now it's there you're denying it? My fucking sides.

Jaxson Jenkins
Jaxson Jenkins

EAfags and EMfags are the same but at least EAfags know they're crack. In contrary with EMfags that believe they're already canon.

Aaron Moore
Aaron Moore

Annie's feelings were pretty romantic
Oh stop with this shit, she didn't care when it was revealed Eren was killed in Trost and she didn't even hold back when it came to capturing him.

Mason Howard
Mason Howard

but at least EAfags know they're crack.
They don't. They either ignore what Isayama said or believe he's just trying to fool us and secretly planning EA to happen.

Jack Ross
Jack Ross

Official Pairings:
Eren X Mikasa
Armin X Jean
Reiner X Zeke
Annie X Hitch
Connie X Sashat

Eli Baker
Eli Baker

Not him but Isayama didn't show Annie's reaction, just a little panel. We didn't know about their relationship yet so it wouldn't have been necessary.

Jackson Adams
Jackson Adams

They don't. It's constantly brought up how Eren will forgive her somehow and how she held romantic feelings for him.

Christian Diaz
Christian Diaz

Noise.

David Ross
David Ross

Same goes for EMfags who ignores what Isayama said about their familial relationship unless you're being biased.

Evan Jones
Evan Jones

I thought those were BA.

Nicholas Ramirez
Nicholas Ramirez

That's true.

Joseph Barnes
Joseph Barnes

no reaction
different response before and after Eren was revealed as a titan shifter
Alright you're pretty much a dumbass at this point, here's your (you)

Luis Baker
Luis Baker

Why do EM shippers get so mad at EA ones? EA ones admit that although they had their time, their ship is no longer viable since Eren would never forgive her now but EM insist on making incest canon and will defend it to the death

Owen Gomez
Owen Gomez

What can you expect from people who like worst girl?

Robert Rogers
Robert Rogers

I hate EM but the incest thing is retard. Isayama practically confirmed they think about the other as family but of course the are not related.
Mikasa considers herself as older than Eren and he considers her as an annoying sister (he said mother but you should know little brothers considers their sisters as a mother).

Leo James
Leo James

This. The Bortholes create their own headcanons for Bertgershipping.

Brandon Walker
Brandon Walker

Is that you AM fag?

James Bailey
James Bailey

I just wanted to say I am Arminfag first of all. That's all.

Carson Russell
Carson Russell

Not him but both AM and EM have been denied. Isayama has said he finds childhood relationships disgusting.

Thomas Johnson
Thomas Johnson

What are your thoughts on JAr?

Jacob Cox
Jacob Cox

And people visiting the same school apparently.

Luis Robinson
Luis Robinson

Not them but Jean deserves better.

Charles Morgan
Charles Morgan

Isayama has said he finds childhood relationships disgusting.
Explains the pandering and people starting rumors about EAr.

Jaxon Campbell
Jaxon Campbell

JAr a cute. The fujo inside of Isayama is clearly the one writing the manga.

Jose Richardson
Jose Richardson

Being Jean is suffering.

Benjamin Morris
Benjamin Morris

I will repeat it again: I consider JAr disgusting (as a pairing) but I enjoy their friendship even more than EAr.

Ethan Sullivan
Ethan Sullivan

I completely agree. We just disagree on a substitute ship.

Ethan Hill
Ethan Hill

Hitch will be there to relieve some of the suffering user. Soon.

Nathaniel Murphy
Nathaniel Murphy

Isayama is an special guy. But he will decide the best for their characters I suppose.

Matthew Jenkins
Matthew Jenkins

I love how you like to look at some information differently but when it comes to other info that suits what you want to see, you stick with your interpretation.

Carson King
Carson King

Kek. I think this applies to all shipperfags though.

Zachary Gonzalez
Zachary Gonzalez

BA BTFO

Carter Rogers
Carter Rogers

That's why I said "I suppose". I think Isayama is a good writer and that's why I cannot have an answer. It's not confirmed until Isayama wrote about it. All ships could summarized in a "I would like it to happen".

Aaron Gonzalez
Aaron Gonzalez

Since when does Annie like BR?

Brandon Jones
Brandon Jones

The hell sorry *until he writes about that.

Nathan Davis
Nathan Davis

I assume that some ships aren't disgusting for him or else he wouldn't have confirmed them as one sided and just not include any romance at all.

Jack Young
Jack Young

There's a difference in hinting romance for comedy relief and actually making them canon. He said he found the idea of his childhood friends actually getting together is weird. So, as along as they don't get together what he says is true.

Colton Cooper
Colton Cooper

hinting romance for comedy relief
Not all of them are just hinted at or treated like comedy relief.

Lucas Murphy
Lucas Murphy

If he "confirmed" some one sided pairing it does not mean they will be canon. Only Armin and Eren are childhood friends, Mikasa knew them for 1 year before they prepare to be soldiers.

Alexander Jackson
Alexander Jackson

it does not mean they will be canon
I never said that. just that the fact he confirmed them as one sided must mean he doesn't think it's disgusting.

Lucas Howard
Lucas Howard

Keith's feelings towards Carla were just an excuse and we all know this. Now, Hange's feelings towards Keith that's another thing that I cannot understand yet.

Hudson Jones
Hudson Jones

we'll be good
I don't believe you

Henry Flores
Henry Flores

She knew them for for more than one year. She only lived with Eren for one year, but stayed together after and grew up with them. They are all childhood friends.

Carter Howard
Carter Howard

I wasn't refering to Keith, whose chapter was almost a complete waste.

Blake Long
Blake Long

I already said it in one of my previous posts: he will decide in time the best for his characters.

Kevin Martinez
Kevin Martinez

I don't really care about delusions, AMfag.

Gabriel Jenkins
Gabriel Jenkins

AMfag cherry picking information that negates his ship.

Landon Hernandez
Landon Hernandez

Just for three years if I remember well. But also in that time, they met JCSBRA so they're all childhood friends.

Bentley Brown
Bentley Brown

Kek. I was talking about EM but anyway.

Blake Baker
Blake Baker

Please don't make me talk about BA.

Robert Butler
Robert Butler

Jean telling Hitch about Marlo dying.
Hitch very grudgingly patching up Jean after bashing him in the head with a tree branch (post 59)

Jason Wright
Jason Wright

Then don't, but I wasn't just refering to BA anyway.

Michael Clark
Michael Clark

Fuck off Jean. We all know you will live at the end of this history.

Hunter Turner
Hunter Turner

I understand EMfag. What do you want to say?

Anthony Price
Anthony Price

Why are you whining? He's one of the most likely to survive.

Luke Walker
Luke Walker

I'm not a EMfag and actually think it gets used a lot for comedy.

Alexander Rivera
Alexander Rivera

I can see Hitch blaming Levi or even Hange about Marlo's death.

Adam Turner
Adam Turner

Did you even read the post?

Camden Gonzalez
Camden Gonzalez

Who do you refer?

Grayson Peterson
Grayson Peterson

Sorry, I only saw Jean suffering in that pic.

Owen Lopez
Owen Lopez

You think /snk/ reads full posts before they sperg out?

Aiden Flores
Aiden Flores

I only saw the pic and text, which apparently didn't make even sense together.

Benjamin Parker
Benjamin Parker

I just wanted to post a similar Jean while acknowledging the incredibly low likelihood of every user behaving themselves.
M-My bad.

Jose Perry
Jose Perry

You don't have to apologize for Sup Forums not knowing how to read.

Lincoln Edwards
Lincoln Edwards

Soon.

Carson Myers
Carson Myers

Leviwhale pls. Eren is MikaQT's sex slave. Levi is with Manji.

Josiah Peterson
Josiah Peterson

Seconded for one of these also lewd

Liam Lee
Liam Lee

I hope they do

Cameron Allen
Cameron Allen

Domstoria is best Historia

Nathaniel Reed
Nathaniel Reed

I've just watched the anime. Who has died since then?

Spoil me, please.

Carson Bell
Carson Bell

I feel it could work.

Aaron Clark
Aaron Clark

Christa.

What do you think about it? Who's best shingeki and what do you think is in the basement?

Samuel Anderson
Samuel Anderson

This is too cute.

Benjamin Taylor
Benjamin Taylor

Irrelevant red shirts

Ayden Campbell
Ayden Campbell

https://twitter.com/AnimeLab/status/735735187028336640

Celebratory livestream with a special surprise
SnK cosplayers celebrating
Around the time of Fall/October season announcements

C-Could it be S2???

Jack Sullivan
Jack Sullivan

SnK cosplayers celebrating
Shingeki cosplayers are the worst. Girls should know they look awful trying to impersonate male characters as twinks.

Jayden Kelly
Jayden Kelly

This.

James Hill
James Hill

True, although I have seen a nip who cosplayed as a female Jean, which looked pretty good. She usually just cosplayd a few times as MAYH.

Jackson Clark
Jackson Clark

Nips almost always have good cosplayers. The only character they can't do right is Reiner for obvious reasons.

Mason White
Mason White

Reiner, Erwin and Mike cosplayers are nightmare fuel.

Asher Adams
Asher Adams

Nips are bad cosplayers. They over photoshop their stuff and the quality of their outfits are eBay tier.

Cameron Rogers
Cameron Rogers

I prefer that over fatties personally. It's almost impossible to look like an anime character without doing that type of shit. I'm not big on cosplay either way, I think it's autistic.

Jonathan Morris
Jonathan Morris

Someone please post that fat lesbo Reiner cosplay, the one with the creepy contouring where she looks like a midget.

Daniel Gray
Daniel Gray

Nevermind found it. Why are all the shit cosplays first in the google search?

Jeremiah Mitchell
Jeremiah Mitchell

I stopped just before the political arc ended, has anything happened yet? Is Annie still in her troll crystal?

Jose Sullivan
Jose Sullivan

As a Reinerfag this hurts me. Thanks user.

I still laughed.

James Brooks
James Brooks

Why

Gavin Butler
Gavin Butler

Sorry user meant no offense, it's a classic.

Gabriel Cruz
Gabriel Cruz

So the new most popular ships on /snk/ are Jean x Hitch and Eren x Historia huh?

What about Levi x Mikasa, do we still love that?

Ian Flores
Ian Flores

Accurrate

Ian Gray
Ian Gray

most popular ships
Kek no. Just one or two retards who can't talk about nothing else.

Carter Anderson
Carter Anderson

I never liked LM because I don't like either character and I don't mind JH or EH.

Austin Thompson
Austin Thompson

Manlet cosplayers are worse, I remember a girl pretty famous for this, and some crazy fujos thinking she is perfect manlet.

Jeremiah Howard
Jeremiah Howard

She should have just shaved her eyebrows.

Henry Carter
Henry Carter

This. The actual SNK fans on Sup Forums are 99.9% in support of canon ships only - meaning Ymir x Historia, Eren x Mikasa, maybe Bert x Annie, and Reiner x various delusions.

If you support ANY ship other then these, they you are a DELUSIONAL crack shipper.

Literally KYS, delusional cishetwhite shipfag.

Liam Morgan
Liam Morgan

we
Speak for yourself retard.

Blake Wood
Blake Wood

It's fine user. I laugh at Pigner and the fetus jokes. This is nothing.

Actually, nevermind, I rather those than that monster I'll never get the image out of my head. Scarred for life. Why do fat lesbians exist and why do they like my favorite. I must really have shit taste. I should kill myself.

I'm sorry Reiner.

Liam Reyes
Liam Reyes

Jean x Hitch
That's just two or three autists over spamming it to make it a thing

Eren x Historia
That one has honestly slowly being dying since chapter 70. Some phonefag tries to keep it alive but he is outnumbered by the Ymirfags. Shame, it has a lot of cute fanart.

What about Levi x Mikasa, do we still love that?
Depends on how you feel about a 30 year old man fucking his teenage cousin.

Brayden Ward
Brayden Ward

Levi x Mikasa
When did we like that?

Brayden Price
Brayden Price

Never.

Isaiah Miller
Isaiah Miller

Always.

Evan Peterson
Evan Peterson

By 'like' does it count I like pairing the worst together?

Chase Myers
Chase Myers

Disgusting

William Ross
William Ross

So which ones do you think are the most poplar?

I am sorry, I don't know what KYS or cishetwhite means.

I see, I also thought it would be weird for Jean to like Hitch out of a sudden. He loves Mikasa only after all.

I can see why Historia is attracted to Eren, because girls always bond romantically with men that they've been in an intimate situation together, but it makes no sense to me why Eren would be attracted to her. What could he potentially see in a girl like her?

Are they really cousins though? As far as we know, they might be just distant cousins. Also, cousin marriage is quite normal in Asian countries, including Japan, so it would make sense that the two would want to breed together to preserve the Asian race.

Joseph Jenkins
Joseph Jenkins

They look more like just fat, old women. Cosplaying as Reiner just makes them look like dykes as well.

Kevin Brown
Kevin Brown

Why do fat lesbians exist and why do they like my favorite.
He was implied gay at some point and SJWs love this shit. And all SJWs are fat lesbians so there you have it. Don't blame yourself.

Carter Robinson
Carter Robinson

Reiner does not deserve this. Jesus. Fucking terrifying. Most of the ugly munters who do SnK cosplay should just stick to playing titans.

Nolan Stewart
Nolan Stewart

So which ones do you think are the most poplar?
I don't care.

Carson Ramirez
Carson Ramirez

"KYS" means kill your son, and cishetwhite means a cissexual heterosexual white male, aka everything that's wrong with this world.

Do you know how many trans* posters on /snk/ are forced to commit suicide EVERY DAY because of violent posts like these?

Samuel Hernandez
Samuel Hernandez

I guess some people pretended to like it to trigger the EMfags and the ErwL fujos.

Xavier Evans
Xavier Evans

Preserve the Asian race.
Levi isn't asian you idiot.

Anthony Cook
Anthony Cook

I see, I also thought it would be weird for Jean to like Hitch out of a sudden. He loves Mikasa only after all.

um... Jean loves Armin only tho

I can see why Historia is attracted to Eren, because girls always bond romantically with men that they've been in an intimate situation together, but it makes no sense to me why Eren would be attracted to her. What could he potentially see in a girl like her?

um... Historia loves Ymir only tho

Are they really cousins though? As far as we know, they might be just distant cousins. Also, cousin marriage is quite normal in Asian countries, including Japan, so it would make sense that the two would want to breed together to preserve the Asian race.

um... Levi loves Erwin only tho
um... Mikasa loves Eren only tho

Blake Bennett
Blake Bennett

I thought Jews come from Middle East, that's Asia no?

Sebastian Cox
Sebastian Cox

His whole post if full of delusions. Why even bother.

Thomas Phillips
Thomas Phillips

This. Anyone who disagrees with our opinion () is delusional.

Owen Morgan
Owen Morgan

He loves Mikasa only after all.
He doesn't love Mikasa, he has a superficial crush on her that has gone nowhere.

Jean hooking up with someone else would not be unexpected, however going off like autists about pairing him off with someone that he has only spoken to once and considers him ugly is completely retarded.

Tyler Sanders
Tyler Sanders

Hitch consideres Janbo ugly?? Is that bitch blind?

Eli Stewart
Eli Stewart

tfw BRfag and complete opposite of the stereotype
I don't want to get banned for /pol/ shit but, it sucks that my favorite characters get lumped into being liked by them because "Reiner might be gay!" shit. I could care less about his sexuality.

Levi Gonzalez
Levi Gonzalez

The who does Jean like if you say he hates both Mikasa and Hitch?

Wow, you're really offended.

Jordan Nguyen
Jordan Nguyen

The older generation in nipland seems to mostly cosplay as him or the veterans.

Daniel Walker
Daniel Walker

I know I never did.

Jayden Gutierrez
Jayden Gutierrez

Same, don't even get me started on this shit.

Jordan Sullivan
Jordan Sullivan

He likes Mikasa, he doesn't love her.

He doesn't give a shit about Hitch.

Angel Brown
Angel Brown

Wow, you're really offended.
listen up kiddo

if you EVER disagree with EM and YH being canon again, then you will taste my 1000x folded Katana or my 100% accurate Gears of War saw gun replica (that I successfully use to cut pizza with btw)

don't talk to me or my fellow YHEM alliance members EVER AGAIN

Caleb Young
Caleb Young

um... Jean loves Armin only tho
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF. JEAN DOESN'T WANT UGLY SHITMIN YOU LANDWHALE.

Jonathan Young
Jonathan Young

um... Kill yourself.

Alexander Reyes
Alexander Reyes

This. Jean loves Marco.

Gavin Long
Gavin Long

I fucking love you, why can't other shitposters be comedy gold like you

Blake Clark
Blake Clark

EH is canon.

Charles Clark
Charles Clark

It's rather sad than funny.

Joseph Green
Joseph Green

I'll just leave it with I feel bad for my fellow Bertfags for the amount of shitposting they get because of it.

Adam Torres
Adam Torres

What do you mean?

Levi Ross
Levi Ross

alright, look, you dumb little shit

http://muddkippz.tumblr.com/post/144452130791/dont-get-me-wrong-im-only-questioning-do-you

The queen of /snk/ generals, eremikadefensesquad, and the king (transitioning to queen soon) of /snk/ generals, muddkippz, both AGREE that EH is delusional. According to eremikadefensesquad, they are MAYBE friends, but muddkippz disagrees and is sceptical even about that.

their opinions >>>>> yours

Angel Martin
Angel Martin

Marco
Who?

Liam Perez
Liam Perez

Don't get me started on that either.

Joseph Campbell
Joseph Campbell

The guy who made it into the top 10 of the last poll, thanks to Jean.

Gabriel Smith
Gabriel Smith

You can’t help but wonder just why Ymir gets looked over so much by them. Is it because she’s a girl and that instantly makes her a non-romantic interest to Historia? Is it because they do know that her and Historia have an infinitely better chance at getting together and choose to ignore it cause it hurts their ship?

Wow!

Really makes you think....

William Roberts
William Roberts

It's sad that he spends time writing all of this, but he's funnier than the other sad shitposters that spend time on it.

Julian Cruz
Julian Cruz

Wait, what makes these two Tumblr users the King and Queen of /snk/?

Are they the two most popular posters here?

Leo Thompson
Leo Thompson

EH still causing butthurt at Tumblrinaland over a little blush sustains me.

Juan Harris
Juan Harris

Talking with my dear friends on /snk/ generals is the only respite I get from living in a third world shithole constantly threatened by Islamic extremists and Israel overlords.

Please vote for Hillary so I can come over to Florida and visit my dear friend Muddy personally.

Adam Jones
Adam Jones

Mikasafag likes calling Bertfags landwhales because it's a general tumblr stereotype and BR is apparently popular on there.

It's 10/10 shitposting because it's certainly the last thing that I would want to be called. He's pretty good.

Luis Gutierrez
Luis Gutierrez

Gotta say, Isayama might be a hack sometimes but kudos to him for not having Marco mention Jean in any way in his death flashback.

Jason Hughes
Jason Hughes

BTFO

Nolan Williams
Nolan Williams

I don't know about Eremikadefensesquad, but Muddkippz is definitely the biggest Alpha girl on /snk/. There's no girl on /snk/ with more testosterone than her.

Austin Wright
Austin Wright

M'Kasafag calls any characterfag he hates a landwhale because he's projecting.

Justin Gonzalez
Justin Gonzalez

For me they are all the same, but his obsession with that one dumblr retard makes him the most pathetic.

Brayden Robinson
Brayden Robinson

BR isn't popular on tumblr though and the bertfag he always calls out isn't even a landwhale and supports BA as much as BR. She's also the only good drawfag that is still active in these threads.

Christopher Davis
Christopher Davis

I don't think anyone outside of Sup Forums supports Eren x Historia though, that's why I came here to ask.

There's no way that Eren would be interested in a girl like her over Annie in my opinion.

Landon Fisher
Landon Fisher

Why don't fujos ship Jean with Eren instead? At least that actually has some basis

Jaxon Gomez
Jaxon Gomez

calling yourself "that one dumblr retard"

Luke Perez
Luke Perez

But they do.

Levi Wilson
Levi Wilson

What basis does it have? Please show me your evidences.

Jacob Price
Jacob Price

There's another shitposter obsessed with tumblr too, but since he's not obsessed with you you tend to ignore him.

Parker Gutierrez
Parker Gutierrez

He mostly attacks Bertfags and EHfags though because it's 'easy' I guess.
That's the point user. He know most anons on here don't fit the stereotype so, calling them one naturally pisses them off.

Noah Gray
Noah Gray

I'm not him, but don't worry, I know the Mikasafag is also obsessed with you.

John Watson
John Watson

There's no way that Eren would be interested in a girl like her over Annie in my opinion.

Who CARES about what Eren thinks about Hisubong??

Hisubong is 102% LESBIAN with a 2% margin of error. She has NEVER EVER had shown ANY ATTRACTIONS towards ANY MALE CHARACTER EVER, other than YMIR who is actually a transitioniong male to female, so that's why she's attracted to him/her. Ymir's penis at this point is already feminine, so it doesn't matter that it's 20 inches long, Ymir is a WOMAN.

Brody Long
Brody Long

I don't think anyone outside of Sup Forums supports Eren x Historia though

It got somewhat popular in pixiv for a while, though of course it was still dwarfed by EL and LH

tumblr of course wouldn't like it since YHfags just have to play the homophobe card to banish all discussion about it into shitlord realm

Aiden Walker
Aiden Walker

I honestly believe his intent is to generate hate towards Mikasa sometimes.

Evan Price
Evan Price

to trigger the EMfags
EH is better at this.
and the ErwL fujos
Was that the for Erwanka-fagging, too?

Josiah Wilson
Josiah Wilson

Wow, ok.

Owen Reed
Owen Reed

I think it started with Sasha calling them a married couple.

Jordan Diaz
Jordan Diaz

But you are a HOMOPHOBE just by the fact that you unironically said "playing the homophobe card".

Matthew Johnson
Matthew Johnson

YHfags just have to play the homophobe card to banish all discussion about it
This, tumblr is a sad place.

Aiden Wilson
Aiden Wilson

It has definitely more than EL and JMa do. Not to mention that pairing off MCs with their tsundere rivals is an ancient nip tradition.

Matthew Gray
Matthew Gray

Friendly reminder that YH was literally confirmed to be canon by both the anime producer, and FUCKING ISAYAMA HIMSELF on Tumblr:

http://supremeyummycurrygentleman.tumblr.com/post/144269438988/y-is-yumikuri-cannon-and-not-anything-else

Justin Flores
Justin Flores

He wants to generate hate and drama in general. I remember Bertfags started thinking it was Erwinfag or Reinerfags for a while. He'll keep doing it even when ignored so it's better to just know it's him and humor him.

Mikasafags have it rough on here since she doesn't seem to be well liked and the only ones who do 'like' her only do 10 posts of "so cute!". I wish I could have a good discussion with one, even if she isn't really my favorite.

Joseph Sanchez
Joseph Sanchez

Personally, I think the only good thing EH ever produced is that one [plantain] doujin on Sadpanda.

Shame no one will ever translate it, because it's forbidden.

Justin Perez
Justin Perez

Dumblr is too busy with EL and ErwL, since Levi, Hanji, Armin and Mikasa are their top favorites apparently.

Caleb Cox
Caleb Cox

That's not the real Isayama, is it? They should have a verification flag on Tumblr like they do on Twister.

Nathan Sullivan
Nathan Sullivan

He said it's because people constantly shat on Mikasa. Of course his behavior just made it worse.

Henry Jenkins
Henry Jenkins

Kek.

Luke Morgan
Luke Morgan

Was that the for Erwanka-fagging, too?
That's just Erwinfags that want something better for him than an ugly frog.

Luis Ramirez
Luis Ramirez

You still use that blog? How's it going, does it cause enough triggering?

Charles Adams
Charles Adams

I can't wait for the next 'confirmation'.

Zachary Fisher
Zachary Fisher

That's not the real Isayama, is it?
Obviously not, but dumblr is retarded enough to think it is.

Robert Morgan
Robert Morgan

and humor him.
You mean ignore him, but I know it's really hard for people to detect bait or ignore shitposters.

Adrian James
Adrian James

He just samefags or replies to old posts when you do. I don't get bothered by his shitposting because it's so obnoxious that anyone who falls for it at this point is dumb anyways. Report if you think it's worth doing but, mods do a shit job anyways.

Evan Ramirez
Evan Ramirez

Fair enough, I guess.

Jonathan Reyes
Jonathan Reyes

But the producer never said he masturbates to YH. He said "it's as you think, please don't hurt me" when some 300 pound YH neckbeard wearing three katanas (like Zorro from Wan Piss, one in his mouth) asked him that.

The "confirmation" is based on a misinterpretation/mistranslation from some regular user (not even an official editor or something) on Crunchyroll.

Robert Sullivan
Robert Sullivan

I was going to agree but it looks like they deleted his posts earlier in this thread. Lately they delete some of them even if they take a while.

Levi Gray
Levi Gray

I stopped using it for a few months, and now like half of my followers unfollowed me, so I feel depressed about it.

Elijah Adams
Elijah Adams

I think it's outstanding enough that such an obvious troll blog got legitimate followers, you did well.

John Carter
John Carter

Alright, enough with the meta off topic talk and shitposting guys, can we please go back to talking about the manga?

Here are some interesting questions to discuss:

1) How do you think Ymir will singlehandedly save the SL this time?

2) Will Ymir stop and kill Zeke before Levi catches up with him?

3) How will she ressurect Erwin afterwards?

4) How will Ymir get to where the SL are right now when she's just rescued Annie from the crystal and Historia from the patriarchy?

5) What does Historia's ahegao face look like when getting scissored by Ymir's feminine penis or fingered by her vorpal claw?

Jaxon Cox
Jaxon Cox

I didn't even notice. Some threads he's gone without it though and like you said it usually takes a while.

Chase Kelly
Chase Kelly

thank you fa.m, getting a compliment like these makes me always feel like the little pig from my favorite movie of all time - Babe - when he gets told "That'll do, Pig. That'll do.", at the end of the movie by the white cis het farmer

Gavin Stewart
Gavin Stewart

Is chuugakkou really ending soon? Would explain why the chapter for this month was about manlet.

Zachary Smith
Zachary Smith

Ymir is ded. Manlet is going to rescue Erwin and marry Historia. Last chapter of the manga is about Manlet gaining freckles for his good actions.

Daniel Cooper
Daniel Cooper

4) How will Ymir get to where the SL are right now when she's just rescued Annie from the crystal and Historia from the patriarchy?

Ymir's special titan shifter ability is teleporting, I bet

*teleports behind zeke*
*slashes him with his vorpal claws*
nothing personnnel......kiddd

Aaron Thomas
Aaron Thomas

Would explain why the chapter for this month was about manlet.
Link?

John Rogers
John Rogers

Right now it's Eren's second most popular het pair with Nips, but that isn't saying much compared to the fujo art.

Tyler Cox
Tyler Cox

1) By copying Erwin and gathering a shitload of titans she'll lead to the battlefield so Eren can order them to attack.

2) No, she'll just laugh.

3) With a soft hit on the head.

4) Riding the female titan.

5) pic related

Ethan Price
Ethan Price

3) How will she ressurect Erwin afterwards?
She will kill Levi with her vorpal claws and quickly use the titan serum to raise Erwin from the dead, via the Titan regeneration ability.

You don't need Levi alive anymore when you have fuckin' VORPAL CLAWS on your side.

Zachary Nguyen
Zachary Nguyen

Well most of the art is from fujos, at least for that one. ELfags really hate Mikasa for some reason and don't care about Annie and just ignore her and Armin.

Brandon Johnson
Brandon Johnson

3) With a soft hit on the head.
HOW IS A HIT ON THE HEAD SUPPOSED TO RESURRECT ANYONE?? YOU ARE DUMB DUMB DUMB!!

*inhales cake with an Erwin x Levi drawing in the icing on top*

Benjamin Wilson
Benjamin Wilson

It really surpassed EA?

Juan Hall
Juan Hall

Shit, that was cute.

Bentley Barnes
Bentley Barnes

delusional EHfag bullshitting this much

I just checked it and it's not even in the top 10 popular Eren or Hisubong pairings.

Brody Turner
Brody Turner

I thought pigs were haram in Islam.

Austin Perry
Austin Perry

Not him but,
Reminder that Berbslim is a peaceful religion and Pigners need to sacrifice themselves to God.

Caleb Rivera
Caleb Rivera

but Babe is cute, please don't tell anyone or I will get stoned

Joshua Martin
Joshua Martin

Next chapter.

Jace Davis
Jace Davis

He's not dead yet, just wisper "susume" in his ear tenderly and he'll get up again for a final strike.

I bet it's fatkink-ErwL

Asher Morales
Asher Morales

I will never worship bad touch Bort.

David Scott
David Scott

Praise be.

Zachary Martin
Zachary Martin

A holy touch by God is not 'bad'. In fact, it's something you save yourself for you pigdog devil spawn. Please find sanity.

Also, Rico a shit.

Chase Jenkins
Chase Jenkins

Did you ever consider converting to Berbslim?

Oliver Sanders
Oliver Sanders

EA isn't popular with nips. EH even had a day of fanart dedicated to it recently.

Liam Ward
Liam Ward

This. I highly recommend it as well.

Camden Cox
Camden Cox

even had a day of fanart dedicated to it recently.
Every ship including characters from the top 10 do.

Colton Reyes
Colton Reyes

whispers comforting words while groping him
Dammit borb

Evan Campbell
Evan Campbell

Was it rape?

Daniel Bennett
Daniel Bennett

Strangely enough nip Erenfujos really like EH.

Camden Butler
Camden Butler

Are these the molestation values what you encourage in your cult?

Aaron Rodriguez
Aaron Rodriguez

I imagine they skip all the Connie stuff and everything with Marco besides Jean

Carson Carter
Carson Carter

It's not rape if he wants it.

William Price
William Price

Yes

Nathan Davis
Nathan Davis

Pigner should consider himself lucky that God touched him in such ways before reaching to heaven.

It might be because Pigners don't normally go to heaven. God felt sorry for him. What graceful gesture that was. Even God sees the light in the most twisted individuals.

Elijah Gutierrez
Elijah Gutierrez

Fujos generally love Historia and call YH Hisu-chan and Yumi-chan, when they use nicknamas on 2ch for characters.

Nathaniel Perry
Nathaniel Perry

*nicknames

Jackson Martinez
Jackson Martinez

What an understanding and loving god he is.

Andrew Davis
Andrew Davis

Which is funny because of how mad they were at her just before she saved Eren. Now they love her.

Bentley Powell
Bentley Powell

Was pic related?

Elijah Phillips
Elijah Phillips

Both Bert and Mikasa have unconventional methods of listening to a heartbeat

Christian Williams
Christian Williams

Both were rape. I'm surprise Bertfags and Mikasafags can't get along on their love of rape.

Charles Hill
Charles Hill

Levi runs out of gas, Ymir swoops him up in her mouth and runs off to a tree somewhere. Erwin stretches his death out another chapter as he gives NotJean the same eulogy we've been hearing from him every 3 or so chapters.

Jeremiah Evans
Jeremiah Evans

Yes.

Brayden Ortiz
Brayden Ortiz

Bert looks like a guy who would have a stutter or some mild form of autism. He would never be popular in school but would be friends with a token black kid and a fat curly haired looks-like-a-Jew but isn't. He goes on some wild adventure before he finishes high school and eventually gets to fuck a hot girl who used to babysit him and refers to embarrassing things he did as a kid. He fondles her tits and she is unimpressed at first but then he gets the hang of it and she loves it. Due to whatever reason he gets arrested and during his time in jail realises that he loves the girl who looks like Ellen Page. The end.

Dominic Gomez
Dominic Gomez

But I like Mikasa and that fag is probably not a Mikasafag in the first place.

That smile makes it better.

Mason Young
Mason Young

What else are they supposed to do? It's easier to tell a hearbeat than a pulse.

Alexander Hall
Alexander Hall

Shes got some practice in.

Luke Gutierrez
Luke Gutierrez

They could try putting their hand on the heart's side for starters.

Jacob Brown
Jacob Brown

I hate that Rod joins in.

Ryder Martinez
Ryder Martinez

Bert
Ever getting to fondle tits
He's around Reiner 24/7 and only got to cop a feel after almost 80 chapters.

Kevin Cruz
Kevin Cruz

Indeed. Spoof made me like it even more.

Adrian Campbell
Adrian Campbell

His mom probably breastfed him as a child. Surely that counts.

Dylan Baker
Dylan Baker

Good taste user. I like Bert and Mikasa as well.

Colton Gray
Colton Gray

implying his mom didn't abort him and he was found by uncle Zeke in some dumpster

Christopher Gonzalez
Christopher Gonzalez

Keep it in the family man.

Jace Hall
Jace Hall

Levi will always look after Erwin.

Ryder Ward
Ryder Ward

His mom
Yeah sure.
Kek. Jesus christ.

Aaron Bell
Aaron Bell

Role reverse shingekis are cute

Luis Brooks
Luis Brooks

Everyone else wants something soft.
Something involving anal in Annies bed?

Alexander Green
Alexander Green

If you found baby Bert in a dumpster would you take him?

Kayden Edwards
Kayden Edwards

KEK

Joseph Young
Joseph Young

Reiner would.

Anthony Rogers
Anthony Rogers

I would give it to the cruel world loli user

Kevin Miller
Kevin Miller

Y-yes.

Eli Brown
Eli Brown

I'd take him and kick him around like a retarded dog with puss coming from its eyes.

Jose Bennett
Jose Bennett

Especially with Mikasa. You have my exact taste user.

Alexander Long
Alexander Long

The best is when Bert is freaking out about her. Good that Isayama made up for it.

Charles Johnson
Charles Johnson

Annie and Mikasa make the best domtypes

Jace Thomas
Jace Thomas

uncle Zek Zek will never touch you in your sleep

Ryder Hernandez
Ryder Hernandez

like a retarded dog
This really hurts me.

Ryan Garcia
Ryan Garcia

Hitch only likes bowlcut Jewish guys.

Owen King
Owen King

Isayama made up for it.
He kicked her.
SHE CUT OFF HIS FUCKING EAR.
Pretty sure she came out on top.

Levi Turner
Levi Turner

But Mikasa is always the man in the EM stuff. As it should be.

Benjamin King
Benjamin King

I'd take him and raise him with love and care, making sure no one ever takes advantage of him and gives him a mission he can't handle.

Kevin Taylor
Kevin Taylor

That ass

Wyatt Gomez
Wyatt Gomez

It's damn near holy.

Austin Wood
Austin Wood

Kek mate you clearly missed the point of the scene.

Christopher Ross
Christopher Ross

That's pretty fucking gay user.

Connor Richardson
Connor Richardson

Do tell.

Gabriel Powell
Gabriel Powell

Do this

Xavier Cooper
Xavier Cooper

Fuck off Zek Zek, we all know that you're a molester and a jobber that talks too much. Little borbs deserve care and affection.

Bentley Wood
Bentley Wood

You wouldn't even touch his peepee? What are you, a faggot?

Matthew Ross
Matthew Ross

Very holy indeed. I hope God gets a chance at touching that.

William Brown
William Brown

Zek go and stay go

Charles Rogers
Charles Rogers

Berb wishes.
He touches Reiner while he sleeps, that's about it.

Evan Moore
Evan Moore

I hope he gets his happy ending with Annie. BA is best in Chuugakkou.

Ryan Green
Ryan Green

We might find out next chapter, if it's indeed the last one.

Carson James
Carson James

He won't

Christopher Morris
Christopher Morris

Finally someone with good taste.

Jordan Martinez
Jordan Martinez

Is there a place that has all the spoofs of attack on spoof archived?
The lil Titan and all that good stuff.

Luke Long
Luke Long

Doomstoria

Carson Turner
Carson Turner

Annie was getting into it.

Cooper Jones
Cooper Jones

lil Titan
That's not from Spoof, that's from before Hounori got hired for Shingeki. Which is why it's so out of character.

Connor Brooks
Connor Brooks

Well I already took Mikasa in to save her from that Cruel World loli creep so I don't think one more will make much difference.

Cooper Morales
Cooper Morales

Historia is just fell on top of him.

R-right?

William Garcia
William Garcia

KEK, love you bdayfag.

Jose Campbell
Jose Campbell

FUTA OR STRAP
TELL ME NOW

Ryan Lee
Ryan Lee

Any idea where I could find pre-hired stuff?

Camden Walker
Camden Walker

No.

Cameron Martinez
Cameron Martinez

KEK.
Nice!

Wyatt Gomez
Wyatt Gomez

Wonder how Boris is coping with his news

Jace Morgan
Jace Morgan

Not even Bert the Destroyer deserves that.

Dominic Gonzalez
Dominic Gonzalez

I want to know too.

Ryan Richardson
Ryan Richardson

It's not like he's a bad person in the first place, he's only a murderer because he was forced to do it. I'm sure all of BRA would be nice kids if they grew up in a different environment.

Justin Perez
Justin Perez

Which do you prefer?

Parker Ortiz
Parker Ortiz

Thank you user. The only way it could be more perfect is if it was Ymir instead of Reiner.

Evan Smith
Evan Smith

About what?

Elijah Lewis
Elijah Lewis

I have a couple, but it's really just scattered.

Hudson Martin
Hudson Martin

I would really appreciate it if you could dump em

Liam Jackson
Liam Jackson

Will he take responsibility?

Elijah Moore
Elijah Moore

Even better if Ymir is the futa and Historia still the dom.

Alexander Reed
Alexander Reed

I want an alternate life spin off when the manga is finished ;__;

Brody Edwards
Brody Edwards

Not them but

William Hernandez
William Hernandez

Well there is chuugakkou.

Brayden Myers
Brayden Myers

If he doesn't, he's a shit.

Jackson Nelson
Jackson Nelson

I like it when Historia tops Erwin or Reiner.

Lincoln Harris
Lincoln Harris

That's Chuugakkou.

Brandon Phillips
Brandon Phillips

That's what we have chuugakkou for.

Michael Reed
Michael Reed

I still haven't read it..

Connor Butler
Connor Butler

R-responsibility? I have no idea what you're talking about. None at all. Absolutely no clue.

Isaac Lee
Isaac Lee

We knew that anyway

Adam Clark
Adam Clark

blushes while showing his abs
Bert a pure.

Christopher Gutierrez
Christopher Gutierrez

Hitch is gonna step on your balls man.

True, true.

John Wright
John Wright

Can at least his ass take a pounding from Annie?

Landon Evans
Landon Evans

GROSS

Leo Myers
Leo Myers

Hey Rico, don't get jealous. You need to wait your turn with Domstoria.

Luis Sullivan
Luis Sullivan

Clearly.
inb4 ban

Jaxson Torres
Jaxson Torres

My balls are protected by steel. She can't do shit to me. The only reason she got in the MP was for passing out handjobs.

Carson Taylor
Carson Taylor

I only have the funny EM stuff

Mason Myers
Mason Myers

I MISS LEWDFAG

Carter Ortiz
Carter Ortiz

That's like 99% of Honouri's pre-spoof stuff

Zachary Evans
Zachary Evans

I want to get my boypussy pounded by Queen Historia.

Parker Ward
Parker Ward

Mikasa plz.

Dylan Gray
Dylan Gray

Here you go:

http://m.mangafox.me/manga/sungeki_no_kyojin/

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/644919/54c3f7e0d3/

David Stewart
David Stewart

Boris, when are you going to explain why you had your 'change of heart'?

Charles Kelly
Charles Kelly

Kek

Brody Davis
Brody Davis

This is awesome user, thanks.

Carson Ross
Carson Ross

Shhh Eren

Jason Reyes
Jason Reyes

I prefer Domstoria riding Ymir.

Matthew Brown
Matthew Brown

Change of heart? I have no clue what you are talking about. Everyone is acting really weird lately hahaha.

Gabriel Parker
Gabriel Parker

YH Domstoria best Domstoria

Eli Roberts
Eli Roberts

Absolutely.

Dominic Sanchez
Dominic Sanchez

I knew you would be like this. Well if it is yours don't come running expecting visitation rights all of a sudden. And I'm not using your silly names either.

Joshua Morales
Joshua Morales

Mikasa being a delusional whore

Well, that's in character

Jonathan Mitchell
Jonathan Mitchell

This.

Wyatt Rogers
Wyatt Rogers

hate: MAX
KEK

Jaxon Cooper
Jaxon Cooper

JUST FUCKING ABORT IT HITCH. WHY DO YOU WANT A FUCKING BABY ANYWAYS? IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'D BE A GOOD MOTHER AT THE STATE YOU'RE IN. IT'LL PROBABLY GET KILLED BY A TITAN WHILE YOU'RE OUT GIVING HANDY-J'S AND PLAYING THE ROPE GAME. FUCKING HELL.

Zachary Robinson
Zachary Robinson

Tell'er Boris!

Xavier Ramirez
Xavier Ramirez

Love you!

Evan Johnson
Evan Johnson

I ALREADY TOLD YOU WHY!
Anyway compared to you, anyone would be a model parent. You'd probably forget to feed it because you were busy shopping for hair dye, you narcissistic twat.

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