Summary of episode 9
Maimai was so fucking adorable
First for yandere homo a cute
What would you do with a vulnerable Speedo?
no based Reiji
Jack is back.
Why are these crazy mothers so sexy?
Rot in hell, dumb trannyfag
implying you wouldn't protect her smile
J-Jack is back guys
Looked like Runescape from the thumbnail.
Reminder that we have not seen Masaki and Reiji in the same place at the same time outside of a flashback, and we haven't seen Reiji's eyes yet.
Masaki runs off
Reiji shows up afterwards
Imoplying I'd protect a lying slut
I wonder who it was on the staff that pushed this crazy mother agenda
Was it Okada?
I hope it was Okada
tfw Okada will never /ss/ you and play your crazy mom
Did Mitsumine shove him?
implying I would
Burn the witch already
I would poo on it.
Masaki is cute, pure, and best girl!
Naana next episode. It's gonna be a long week.
why so rude to best grill sempai?
Speedo still at it
His pose is lewd as fuck.
w-what are we going to do on the floor, Mitsumune-kun?
Is it really Reiji?
Nobody will die you dumb edgyfags
I'd get in the line to cut ghost to see her create blood with magic to conceal the fact that she's a ghost. Seems reasonable.
Reiji will protect her smile.
Don't believe the user who will tell you not to believe her smiles.
inb4 it's actually Tokimune
Guys was Tokimune shirtless?
hello everyone I am here
goodbye friend I am gone
Nice ass, Reiji.
ywn take turns filling reiji's tunnel with user
Anybody got a screenshot of Speedo getting beaten up?
Mitsumune ran after him when he noticed that he's shirtless. Homoincest confirmed.
It's Maimai's boyfriend.
From this angle Lion looks like a Pikachu.
Was there no else with them?
My fucking sides.
Bunch of stupid shit ending in nonsensical cliffhangers
This is starting to feel a lot like Code Geass R2
Why is Jark so great?
Runescape will never be great again.
I wasn't expecting this
Maimai actually looks like a fucking boy. Why do people like this creature?
Jack looks shocked
It's Tokimune. He remembers Mitsumune defending him and he looks just like him, so having him stop him puts him off guard.
Because Maimai's a boi that why I love him.
Jack looks shocked because he literally came out of nowhere.
It all makes sense.
Because she's tsundere done right
Funny how Jack kicked Driver's shit in in the first episode and gets his shit kicked in now.
What's going on in this thre-
Maimai is a boy, confirmed.
Someone should make him blush, and add sweat and steam to this.
So Speedo is actually the uke?
Mitsumune dominating him since his tired of his shit already, fucking when?
M was Tokimune shirtless?
And was about to punch him in the face.
It's Maimai without her wig
Mitsumune will fake his own death???
Are you new to anime, user?
Nothing is done right in Mayoiga.
After Mitsumune get cucked by Reiji/Masaki. He will back to Speedo and put all of his anger in Speedo's asshole.
I fucking hate Reiji. He's like everything Gary Stu personified
Can someone make a webm of toshiboy from the preview?
So Twit is fake
What am I looking for next episode?
What will Mitsumune do to little Pengi?
Nah, they both strike me as the type to switch.
Give me one good reason why someone wouldn't want to sex this faceless boy.
He will fake faking his own death for Masaki.
The ruse is that he didn't fake his death, he actually died. Masaki would appreciate that. With Reiji.
Did the penguin turn into a shirtless human?
He won't be seen shirtless on the show,
Is Valkana lost for good?
For the last time, there was no VA tweet. You fell for bait over a shitty translation.
I want to feel Reiji inside me. He's so handsome.
Masaki, please, Mitsumune is much sexier.
I hope so, no Koharun to show him the way back this time.
Mitsumune, please stop this
and come back to me ;_;
That's Tokimune alright.
Next episode tittle, somebody can translate this?
It's ok Mitsumune. You tried your best but Reiji is better than you. You can have Speedo as your consolation prize.
Fuck, was anyone shirtless?
Maimai is a dirty tranny
Is what it's trying to say.
"Relying on God in Hard Times"
Toshi "best" boy
"Pray the gay away" basically
Volcano feels like someone with good intentions but that fucks everything up by being indecisive and incompetent
Disgusting upper lip.
Naana confirmed hard gay for Lovepon.
Toriyasu, you lazy fuck.
Oh shit, mango time?
Yottsun chose the wrong cousin to rape.
Isn't it "Micchan"?
But that's also cute.
SAVE US AGAIN THIS TIME
those faggot boots
They never fail to trigger me.
Ah my noob skill fucked up again.
So Mangaka just want to draw these.
Mitsumune asks Hayato to call him Micchan. Speedstar then proceeds to spazz about it.
I don't still don't understand this random pair up.
Raiden vs Big Boss
Seriously fuck this guy. I didn't think I'd come to hate his guts so much.
Sha~la~la~la~ sora wo
HIGH SCHOOL SWEET HEART BECOME A REAL THINGS
What happened to Maimai's neck?
For anyone struggling to keep up:
Chapter 5 ended with this group leaving
Chapter 6 was about the group in the village with a flashback to the shed before they split up
Chapter 7 picks up after the penguin and then flashes back to what this group did.
Will this satisfy you?
Since the anime goes with "Reiji is real" route, prepare this anime to have a worse ending than Akuma no riddle
why were they slapping him? because he is gay?
Why was he slapped? I missed the episode.
We don't even know if that's Reiji or not.
is it easier to be fake than painting? or harder?
Why would Reiji being real affect the plot in a bad way?
His dad is gay and his mom takes out her frustration on their son.
Rezu bicchis on the left.
It's fucking Reiji you dense harem protagonist
His dad is gay
How does this even work?
Does that mean we get a GOAT comedy OVA too? I'll take it.
Where the fuck her boobs come from?
Hayato a qt
Is this the first time she appears in the manga?
Why are Puuko and PG so moe?
Ask your dad.
Hngggggg Nyanta. My waifu can't be this cute.
We will never see the map All locations are just fucking hack
She's shown up before, had a front and center spot in the first chapter.
What does Dozaemon bring to the plot?
Manga Judgeness is so fabulous.
JACK THE RIPPER
A cute voice
Soy Latte's nourishment
How can one boy be this fabulous?
why is the anime so shit?
Jackass a best.
teleports behind you
Why is he calling himself "Hyouketsu no Jack"?
Jackass hatefuck when
They're both covering in the same eye, how are you ever going to tell them apart now
Hallucination Jack the ripper agility as ninja.
I fucking love Jackass.
OH SHIT HE WANTED TO CUT HIS DICK OFF
team /k/ommando in action
Damn Hellcat manga version are cool as fuck.
Oh, so that's where the Helljack pairing came from.
Jack is more batshit than Speedo and Lovepon combined.
Is Jack good or evil?
Why couldn't the anime be this exciting?
I think you mean Speedo.
that tiny happy Naana
Jack ran away before interact with Puuko
I can only think of one cliffhanger in that show which didn't make sense. Most of them were easy enough to figure out, either before or after the fact.
Manga Jack at least, Normal Jack never tried to kill Judgeness that time.
Oh my god ranger. Hngggg
going for the dick.
Normal Jack never tried to kill Judgeness
I'm pretty sure he tried to kill him in episode 3
I mean it in the forest.
Anyone aside from the nigger die yet?
Some people are closeted, user.
Naana a cute. A CUTE!
My dick is on fire.
No, everyone is still alive, and now Misaki's cousin is here too
His parents are control freaks. If steps out of line, he gets slapped or locked in the attic with Grandma.
Can't wait for team fun episode.
The world is suddenly a brighter place.
Just how deep into the closet must you be to get deep into a woman?
Who's the worst mom?
Yottsun is still working on the finale's big musical. Now that Assness and Jack aren't distracting him with their foreplay, he can actually get some work done.
She appears even less in the manga than she does in the anime. Suffering.
I FUCKING LOVE YOU user
Mitsumom is crazy, Mompon is a slut but Speedmom is actually evil
What does it mean?
I'm scared but also aroused.
When Naana smiles, I smile.
I..is that Wanko' boobs?
It's so unusual to see Yottsun alive
Remember when everybody was happy?
I'd say Speedmom. Mompon is just in a bad situation, Mitsumom is surrounded by enablers who don't force her to confront reality, but Speedmom is just a control freak.
When did it all go so wrong.
It doesn't mean anything
that midriff peek
I miss Yottsun
It's more contemplative/worried than sad. And Mikage looks kinda smug.
Don't believe her smiles.
I missed him. ;_;
I want to protect that smile.
manga hellcat cool as shit
they sit closer on the bus.
Other than Hellfire's retarded hair shading, this manga is based
Aww dropped pic
Who's that sitting next to Masaki in the back?
Chuuni rendered unconscious by a stubbed arrow
Valkana ditched Koharu to search for the culprit without second thought
WHERE IS YOUR DAHARA NOW HARLOT? YOU THOUGHT VALKANA WOULD PROTECT YOU FOREVER? THINK AGAIN.
Manga made my day after these two don't have any screen time in this episode.
HE HAVE BOOBS
With tits? Nah, that must be that fat detective.
Dahara was the one talking in the preview, right? Why is he sounding so angry?
That's not how you spell 'perfect'.
I thought it was Mikage.
Finally! An excuse to pair up best boys!
Wasn't that Valkana?
Mikage that happy? Nah
It was Mikage, pretty sure he said something train related.
That's what make you puke!
No, best boy of Mayoiga is Reiji.
So it is
So he's a girl in the manga?
Holyshit he have boobs.
Why is Reiji such a pussy destroyer?
Wanko trap confirmed.
Masaki's a lucky girl.
Jack tried to assissinate Nanko
BASED Reiji. Got what he deserved.
What do Mitsumune and Speedo's runes say?
I want to destroy Reiji's pussy
You could say she's
So why didn't they show us Reiji face yet?
He's suspicious as fuck. He's been gone for that long and he looks fresh and clean like he just got there.
I did not like one bit Lion and fatass taking my Maimai where she didn't want to go
Mitsumune awoke in a hosptial
Don't let me down Okada.
Please deliever a scene with Hayato saying "I'm so fucked up."
He's probably related to one of the other characters and they want it to be a big reveal.
Just a friendly reminder that Buttchin and Koharun are having fun time together right now.
Me either, I liked when Jack appeared to prevent it. Well, until he tried to kill everyone.
Would you rather have your harlot disappear into Nanakimura forever or face her psychological scars and return to society?
That's adorable. Fuck Mitsumune for being this idiotic.
Holy shit, I love manga Ketsu-kun.
We need to go deeper.
She would've enjoyed it
This is the only other place I see Wanko show up. So make of that what you will.
Don't really know Japanese but it seems like he's nervously getting ready to introduce himself.
he looks like Jack the most, but he can be Tokimune and this is a "everyone is dead" theory
The fuck are you talking about? There is no Dozaemon in that pic.
Well yeah, Mitsumune went off somewhere
Can someone tell me everything about Speedo in this episode? He is my husband and I have a right to know
What if he is clapping because they finally realized he is the mastermind?
Right? I want to Speedo to be happy. ;_;
Wait for subs then.
You're husband a shit.
Indeed, because she has been exposed as a lying bitch yet again.
The question is why Tokimune would look like an adult, given that he died when he was five.
He got beaten up by his parents because they wanted a daughter.
Relying on God
I mean, I know the titles mean jack shit but it would be cool.
Parents want him to be the perfect son, they're rich as fuck and want to mantain a certain image. He goes along but when he doesn't comply they lock him up.
He's friends with Mitsumune because he wants to feel superior and control another person.
Looks like the only other one was in the first chapter
Speedo is an idiot. He outright said that he made friends with Mitsumune because he's gullible.
Naana with Toshiboy. Is this a new couple?
Driver-kun was Mr. Delicious all along
Speedy said that he kept watching stuff that his parents hated.
Everyone who join this tour are idiot.
Toshiboy keeps finding himself with older women
So what was it that made the voice actors go "Ah!"?
Pretty standard episode, really.
I want to fuck his mummy, oh and his dad looks kinda like a younger version of the chairman from Prison School.
Did he shot his load on the TV screen?
DEEP DARK FANTASIES
He can be Maimai's fucker too
Just imagine what will be the outcome if Speedshit and MC ever got together and adopted a child.
Disownment, most likely.
If there's something Mayoiga taught me, it's that Mitsumune is very, very straight despite his faggotish appearance.
Is this why he later fucks Mitsumune while covered in everyone else's blood?
Control freaks and betafaggot
Their child will join another Nanaki-trip.
Reiji BTFO Jack.
Will you buy them?
I want to but then again that's just an anime screenshot.
I will buy them even if it's just a screencap!
They drank refreshing beverages between recording sessions
come from upper-class families
attend gender segregated private schools
loath their handsome father
dark hair, mature looking eyes
Shit, Speedstar's a genderbent Mari.
So who's worse, Speedgay or Masaki?
Speedstar isn't gay, he just wants to dominate Mitsumune.
Read that out loud and rethink
tfw no Yuune
So did Reiji arm both Jack and Judgeness? Or just Judgeness and it was Masaki that helped Jack?
Speedo revealing he got into Mitsumune only because he was gullible and easy to control.
It caught me off guard at least.
Mitsumune should really go with Maimai. Speedstar will control him the rest of his life and Masaki already has Reiji.
Holy shit that is a face of an indigenous bitch.
Speedpon is alive because they both got abused by family.
Who are left to be put in the credits?
I know speed and Wanko
They remembered Jack exists.
Wait, so Speedo's father being gay is real?
Driver and now Reiji.
Nakaya voiced Nana
Speaking of Driver, did he really die or did we not see what happened?
He's hanging out with his daughter, user
No one is dead.
Kid Speedstar is not the happy boy I was expecting to see.
He's faking it. He needs to be a good kid in order to not be beaten up by his parents.
his smile and optimism: gone
Nobody is dead. Nanakimura prevent that, the characters are in "purgatory" until they face their own psychological trauma. The return to society is an allegory for Heaven.
They are probably working for the same person, that's why Jack knocked him when Ass-kun was about to talk.
I'm glad we won't be seeing Mitsumune again now that he went to heaven.
inb4 next episode is all about Mitsumune in heaven.
Maybe that's why Jack looked so surprise by the attack, Reiji was the one who let him go and gave him the bow.
I forgot she existed.
tfw Reiji's plan was to make Jackass the bad guys and him appear as a savior so they trust him.
How could you forget the purest mayoigirl?
Dahara being so relaxed after pic related is so damn suspicious.
Also his face in the preview is fucking creepy.
what was your reaction to JACK?
I can't wait to see everyone's reactions when Reiji turns out to be a massive faggot.
Where's that little shit that wanted to bet Jack won't be in this episode?
Everyone is suspicious now, I will only trust Ketsu-kun.
Our hero Speedo of course.
Episode 10: Wanko, Nettaiya, Driver
Episode 11: Speedo, Reiji,
How are they going to wrap this up in 3 episodes? I think they spent too much time fucking around in episodes 7 and 8.
High as fuck.
The abyss is calling him back.
I don't think you need to worry about the ending being rushed. Since it was revealed what the monsters were (their traumas) they've been clearly just putting "filler" scenes and inconsequential developments to make this series last 12 episodes. If you cut all the crap this show would have only like 8 episodes.
I'm wondering the same thing. I'm thinking maybe everybody who has some past monsters just deals with them and stays in the village.
Masaki and Mitsumune get to leave and go home
Everybody else just says fuck it and wants to stay
Yottsun only one who died
maybe everybody spreads out over all the different villages.
How are they going to wrap this up in 3 episodes?
In a convoluted and unsatisfying way
Quality anime writing this show is. Just as Another is remembered to this day, I think future generations will look back on Mayonnaise Igavania and tell their kouhai of the lessons to be learned from it
He's gonna kill a bitch.
implying 3 episodes
This is gonna get season 2 and there's nothing you can do about it
Are we not gonna talk about Valkana's fear being the wood pattern of that fucking table
Why does Mitsumune call the penguin "Tokimune"?
Talk about what exactly, it's literally the shittiest monster of the group.
beats the wood pattern with a fucking stick
Worse than the fucking Execution team. What a faggot.
Are we not gonna talk about how people still think it's their fears 9 episodes in?
I enjoyed him getting BTFO'd
I want to have a dick off with Mikage.
I guess he meant to say "the monster's(?) manifestation of his past trauma," but that is just a bit long and unruly.
Anyway, he tried to fight it so he didn't seem too afraid of it, that much should be obvious.
MEME CHART WHEN
Tokimune insulted Mitsumune's penguin plushie.
Dahara is connected to Reiji.
Are you ready for your ears to hear Reiji call Dahara
I hope Naanafag didn't forget the super punishment for having only Jack appear.
did we even do ep 8?
so what does it feel to follow such an irrelevant character?
There is nothing to discuss it correlate to his psychological trauma when he got outed as the scapegoat and when he was getting reprimended that is what he remembr. Looking down at the table.
In a convoluted and unsatisfying way
As expected of Okada-san!
I think you meant to post a picture of Jack.
if I had to think of a better trauma for that guy I would go for giant ass shadow people surrounding him completely making him feel suffocated while smiling down at his direction.
I dunno, specifically remembering the table pattern from that experience is the dumbest thing they could think of.
No need to be upset, user
surrounding him completely making him feel suffocated while smiling down at his direction.
So basically the same shit Mikage has? Just in the form of a table or some shit
specifically remembering the table pattern from that experience is the dumbest thing they could think of.
Proving once again that Mayoiga is not made to be taken all too seriously.
Koharun's persistent cucking has finally driven him to that stage I see.
Right here, loser.
Nah, Mikage's trauma is people laughing at him and his piece of shit design that keeps reminding him of his own mistake which is somewhat tolerable.
Valk's trauma is people making him the scapegoat for something that wasn't his fault, letting him go while giving him a fake smile to try and 'ease' the blow.
So the shadow people could be his bosses ganging up on him and leaving him with no way out of that mess, while smiling down at him.
Just something that I came up with on the spot, its not great either but it sure as hell makes a lot more sense than a table pattern.
Tell me the same thing again after you imagine this guy as a girl instead.
Opinion would remain unchanged.
For someone who doesnt like Naana you sure spend a lot of time making shops of her. Tsundere much?
First chapter he's done anything, and he seems to have so much energy when he finally lets loose. I fucking love it.
You seem new to these threads.
Is Tumblr down?
The fuck does my post imply I'm new or from dumblr?
Worried laughter-san you're my favorite poster.
I remember but no one took me on it
Why is he so perfect?
That's not true, someone said you guys should fuck.
Are all Naanafags this retarded or it's just this one guy?
Hes my 2nd favorite boy after
CIA when on guard duty. Madman when on active duty.
Manga version of him has probably rigged those toy guns to shoot fireworks at one point.
BOKU WA KOKO NI IRU SAAAAAAA
Why was she thinking when she took that sexy underwear with her to the trip?
P-put away scissors it's dangerous (ﾟдﾟ;)
She is used to sex, user. Her white panties the allegory for purity became soiled. And now she see herself as tainted.
I want to
Waiting for hellfire
Soy Latte is the mastermind.
My wife is the mastermind?
spend the past 30 minutes sketching one of the best fuming Nyantas I ever sketched. Best female body I've ever done.
Her more or less doing the electric slide, legs spread far apart with her back bent rather far, and excitedly shooting in the air
looked fucking amazing
knock a cord
power to laptop and tablet go out
dint save it yet, since it was a sketch
Lunch break well spent. Going back to fucking work
I'll get back on that when I finish Hellfire stretching and showing off his glorious pubic hair. Been procrastinating a background, because fuck backgrounds
We have been over this before.
Mastermind, no. Cold-blooded murderer, yes.
with Narna in the preview
Again, Soy Latte spike Narna candy and Narna administer the candy to the characters making them hallucinate.
Of course, Narna is innocent and unaware of what Soy Latte done.
Naana's candies are responsible
Nothing happened to Dozaemon despite him bathing in her candy
Of course, Narna is innocent
Speak no more, insolent fool. Naana brought those for the trip, it is all her if you go for the candy theory.
I feel like we put more thought into this show than the people who made it.
It was all the damn water they drank
Thats why Assbound attack him with a wooden arrows! It all make sense now, holy shit.
Yes, of course we are.
We even make up their interviews for them. I am looking for a picture where anons predicted how the staff would answer to the question "is Hayato gay?" but I can not find it. Anyone knows that one and has it?
Thanks. I believe there were two other posts like that, and all three compiled in one image.
But that is basically what I mean, they would not even need to answer us because we can do that part, too. It is clear who does more.
Yeah I don't have the image I just searched for the post.
It's not hard to pretend to be the staff because the streamed interview they did with us was so bad. Instead of any meaningful questions people just spammed Jack and Lovepon and the one question that did get asked was butchered by the guy reading it.
I can't belive Jark is bark.
To be honest, if I was an anime producer, I'd check the forums and boards discussing it and change the next episodes just to fuck with the fan theories.
What if they're doing the same thing
Nah, Soy Latte potentially like Dozaemon so she don't want to make him witness what the others are experiencing. He is given the placebo candy.
They can't really change the episodes in a week or some days, user.
Was this a trap laid by the witch?
Finally back as the last-minute cliffhanger
Moment ruined by mysterious Reimune
Meaningful questions aside, being able to give vague bullshit answers is part of the job description.
implying she wouldn't plan to kill him slowly and painfully, if anything
Anyway, Koharun or the Witch might be culprits, but Soy Latte and Pink Goddess are just potential killers that got tangled up in this mess.
Jark has been back since last week.
Cute rare Jack.
There's no time for that.
It does feel like they had very little external pressure though, so instead of trying too hard to pander to anyone, they just put all the crazy shit they liked and turned the anime into the meme goldmine we have now.
What the fuck, dude. I thought we were partners.
What a lying, manipulating piece of shit Masaki is.
I can't believe Yottsun is dead.
Bite the bow, I'm going in dry
Not having faith in the purest and good-hearted Masaki.
How can I not trust her when she's wearing such cute clothes?
D-don't cuck Jack, he had enough shit today.
Is this the birth of a new OTP
These guys only wanted to start a new life.
you now realize that he wasn't trying to stop Judgeness
he was actually triggered by the wooden bow and arrows
SAVE ME JACK
And all he wanted was to play arrow-tag with Buttchin-kun
Looks like a Noise, was Valkana at the same concert as Hibike?
I don't think that's the only thing he wanted
tfw the mysterious person promised them a happy peaceful life for them if they killed everyone.
When did everything go so wrong.
How exactly did Jack "force" Jark to follow his orders and attack people? Did he just threaten to kill him? Or did he use any other methods to persuade Buttchin?
He seduced him with his autism.
I don't think is Jack the one forcing him but both of them working with the same person.
Not soon enough
Jack is actually the mastermind. Look at him, such an evil creature.
Love makes you do crazy things.
tfw Team Jackass may be a thing
we thought Maimai was the tranny
it was Wanko all along
I want to FUCK Puuko.
Who /Wank/ here?
I /Wank/ every night
But do you wank to Wank?
Hellfire smells something amiss
someone tells him to hee
Nyanta's surely a cat, but Hellfire is a dog.
And you know what they say about cats and dogs right?
B-but Hellfire's not a dog girl.
Only dog girls can love cat girls.
It rains them?
So there are two dogboys now.
But which Wank? Manga female Wank or anime Wank?
Who's the other one?
Wanko. His name means 'puppy'.
Both at once.
i want to protect that smile
It's far too late now.
I'm so fucked up
I think she just moved on to the afterlife.
It's too late, user. His smile is gone for good.
Only Mitsumune's asshole will make that smile reappear.
hopefully he can get at least one finger in mitsu before the anime ends
took the words outta my mouth
What do they say about guys with tiny feet?
If he got even a single kiss from Mitsu, he could die happy.
This episode was full of QUALITY
Is this why the VAs went "wah" ?
They have contrastingly dekai zongs.
Holy shit all that QUALITY.
Looks like Mitsu is checking out Speedo's ass.
Maybe Masaki-chan would like me more if my butt looked like that
maybe I should stick my dick in it
How about some fish?
You know that isn't crossing his mind. He's too straight
I know that's you, Speedo.
So? It's not gay if the balls don't touch.
Silly user, Speedo can't stick his dick into his own ass.
He can stick a fish in
Yeah, but he can pretend he is Mitsumune in a anonymous board to feel better.
how much you wanna bet Speedo owns a dildo and named it Mitsumune?
But then he'd get fish eggs stuck up his ass. Like that urban legend about that lady that masturbated with a lobster.
He owns an anus fleshlight named Mitsumune.
So he wants Mitsu to top?
He has one names Tokimune, though.
So, in this episode Mitsumune confirmed that Hayato knew him as Tokimune.
we all know that his controlling and dominating personality is just to disguise his desire to have someone tie him down and dominate him
That looks uncomfortable.
is just to disguise his desire to have someone tie him down and dominate him
Manipulative person here, can confirm.
But are you gay?
Now all we need is someone to draw this
Please tell me that is a penguin dick