I'm going to spend the next few hours masturbating

Juan Walker
Juan Walker

I'm going to spend the next few hours masturbating. Just thought I'd let you know, Sup Forums.

All urls found in this thread:
http://exhentai.org/g/894037/aa12f53bce/
http://exhentai.org/g/862299/05c32397ef/
http://exhentai.org/g/859931/5b963e6696/
Juan Moore
Juan Moore

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Hudson Rogers
Hudson Rogers

make sure not to vulcan death grip.

Camden Perry
Camden Perry

Should I use my dildo or one of my onaholes? I'm undecided.

Jaxson Williams
Jaxson Williams

I'm about to smoke some more weed and spend the next 8-9 hours asleep.

Just thought I'd let you know, OP.

Tyler Garcia
Tyler Garcia

As a casual masturbater, I often wonder how much planning the professionals put into their wanking sessions.
Do they prepare a play-list complete with warm-up material and afterglow? Do they have specific points in their playlists set up for intermissions with tea and cookies?
Do they preview the material to make sure it's quality stuff or do they jump in blindly?

Do they share their playlists among each other?

Oliver Jenkins
Oliver Jenkins

Have fun.

Connor Evans
Connor Evans

Pics or it didn't happen.

Levi Roberts
Levi Roberts

What do I do if my 12 year old cousin is giving erections?

Charles Moore
Charles Moore

Those aren't mutually exclusive.

Parker Parker
Parker Parker

it's not that much work actually

usually we'd just walk into a cold, hastily sterilized room and try to pretend we're the only guy to have used that room even though we can still smell the semen of the last guy through the anti-biotic sprays before laying or sitting down into a spot we pretend is cleaner than the rest of the provided arrangement after a brief inspection.

remember, it only counts as professional if you're getting paid

Jacob Garcia
Jacob Garcia

professional masturbators
What?

Isaac Wilson
Isaac Wilson

Update: my penis feels very good. I have not fapped in a couple days, so it feels better than usual.

Grayson Gomez
Grayson Gomez

Give them back.

Michael Russell
Michael Russell

I fap to girls that are considered "pure." Yes, even the one with green hair and four leaves!

Leo Davis
Leo Davis

Keep us posted.

Luke Wood
Luke Wood

I can get off to Komari.

I'll do my best.

Aaron Campbell
Aaron Campbell

How can you masturbate for so long?

Julian Kelly
Julian Kelly

Son of a bitch I kekked a little. But seriously why are kids these days developing so quickly?

Parker Ward
Parker Ward

You do it slowly. You gently stroke yourself while looking at images or reading doujinshi, or in some cases, talking about lewd things with other people. You have to stop to type every couple minutes, so the break from constant touching allows your penis a brief respite.

Brandon Young
Brandon Young

Practice

Andrew Reed
Andrew Reed

Update: this is what I am currently masturbating to. Lots of good fetishes in here. Great artist. Many ejaculations.

http://exhentai.org/g/894037/aa12f53bce/

Blake Howard
Blake Howard

I tend to look for and open as many doujins that have tags I like that came out recently, then whether its enough or not and find more sometimes 10-20 with a few anthologies in between. Start slowly fapping while going through them, closing the mediocre ones and keeping the good ones. Once I've gone through all of them and I have the select few great ones, I start furiously masterbating as I go through them once more. Then to finish I go through the best pages of each one, really poring over it, imagining I'm fucking or being fucked.
and come buckets

Oliver Richardson
Oliver Richardson

Hours
Implying op is not a one dump chump

Owen Carter
Owen Carter

It's one long fap, not multiple shorter ones.

Aiden Gomez
Aiden Gomez

You better record it and post results. I want to masturbate to your masturbation.

Ayden Stewart
Ayden Stewart

Not OP but as someone who needs to take a mountain of pain killers to function as a human, an hour or two is a short masturbation session to me, my usual takes about 3ish hours so I have to plan ahead.

Carter Adams
Carter Adams

You could just join me, user. I always enjoy having a masturbation partner.

Evan Fisher
Evan Fisher

Go see a doctor.

Leo Lewis
Leo Lewis

I'm not enjoying my fapping anymore

pls help

Jack Gray
Jack Gray

But seriously why are kids these days developing so quickly?
are you saying you didn't get turned on by the bikini models on the grocery store magazines when you were five? and that you weren't attracted to 12 year olds when you yourself were 12?

Elijah Campbell
Elijah Campbell

OP here: I have this problem a lot. That's why I decided to make this thread; it will mix up the monotony.

Dylan Davis
Dylan Davis

I have nothing they can do about it, pain killers suppress arousal.

Ethan Cox
Ethan Cox

Thanks for telling me. Next Time we can do it at the Same Time if you want.

Dominic Edwards
Dominic Edwards

Update: I am fapping to this now. Atte7kusa draws the best lolis.

http://exhentai.org/g/862299/05c32397ef/

Adrian Lopez
Adrian Lopez

Nice. Whip it out, user.

Hunter Butler
Hunter Butler

edge for hours to the most god tier doujins/porn, your top tier favorites
finish on a piece of shit 2 star doujin that you didn't even enjoy

Parker Bailey
Parker Bailey

I hope you get better user.
Here, a get well gift is not much but i hope you appreciate it.

Levi Turner
Levi Turner

Every time.

Dominic Stewart
Dominic Stewart

which tamagoro work is this from

Caleb Price
Caleb Price

Thank you, but I have to refuse. I like to watch but I'm too shy and don't enjoy being watched. Nudity and masturbation are embarrassing.

Michael Perry
Michael Perry

Hent-Ai

A boy wants to have sex with a girl.

Unable to put it in, he is gifted by a deus sex machina with the location of the girls vagina. Never minding the strange body area, he immediately puts it in, and is overjoyed to find out that it fits really well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's session with the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the vagina he fucked is not the girls real vagina. In fact, it doesn't exist in this universe at all. It is the girl's alternate universe vagina, who wants to have sex with the MC's own AU dick, who too is blissfully unaware of the location of her vagina.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the sexual organs of their other selves. While the two chase their respective sexual organs, HENTAI ACTS ensues as they begin to fuck with each other instead and question the NATURE of SEXUAL INTERCOURSE.

Jackson King
Jackson King

That's okay, user. We can make conversation instead. Talking dirty is great.

Hunter Clark
Hunter Clark

he's just addicted to prescription drugs.

Kevin Flores
Kevin Flores

FINDS

Jackson Ortiz
Jackson Ortiz

Update: I am fapping to this now. Naganoon is easily my favorite hentai artist.

http://exhentai.org/g/859931/5b963e6696/

Michael Harris
Michael Harris

It's good to see that we can all sit down and just jerk off together. Forget about all our problems and stuff, y'know?

Justin Jenkins
Justin Jenkins

Ganbare user. I don't think I've ever lasted over 1 hour

Carter Jones
Carter Jones

Depends on technique.

Henry Morgan
Henry Morgan

The problems feel worser as soon as I'm finished

Josiah Jackson
Josiah Jackson

What's the best artist to loose all desire to fap?

I tried shindol, but it didn't disgust me as much as it turned me into a deviant
So I went with a differemt approach Fuuga, the stories are beautiful that I get most invested in knowing if the characters will end up married than busting a nut

Angel Long
Angel Long

I've been edging for 5 hours now, step it up
Or help me cum either one works

Jackson Taylor
Jackson Taylor

you're fuggin' lewd user

Ian Nguyen
Ian Nguyen

I would be extremely disappointed and would delete my get well post

Wyatt Brooks
Wyatt Brooks

I have been deceived

Jonathan Sullivan
Jonathan Sullivan

When I've gone on VN binges in the past, I just fap slowly and softly until I get to a scene I like. Then I speed up and climax when I get to a moment that feels right.

Then I just keep reading until I start feeling aroused again (which doesn't take too long. maybe half an hour or more or less depending on how arousing whatever I'm reading is), and I start the whole process over again.

When I first found Monster Girl Quest years ago I spent an entire night fapping. Something like 10-12 straight hours. Just got sucked into it and couldn't stop until I hit the end of what had been translated so far.

I looked and felt like shit the next day.

Kayden King
Kayden King

Has anyone here ever had a masturbation partner? Either online or in real life. Sounds like something I would be into but I've never had any friends or met anybody who would be into that kind of stuff so I've never really had the chance to try it.

Jayden Wright
Jayden Wright

It's literally impossible to go on no fap while browsing Sup Forums everyday.

The minute I see one of my fetish triggers I immediately fall to my lust. Every single time. I hate this shit so much.

Every single day, I try to be productive but then I see someone start a thread with a 2D girl with her ass waving at me wearing spats or something and then I go and fap. Then I can no longer be productive and just fall asleep a few hours later after consuming a bunch of braindead media or anime/manga.

Jaxon Rivera
Jaxon Rivera

So stop taking pain killers?
If the pain is that bad just die, I wouldn't want to survive on pain killers for the rest of my life.
Unless it's temporary, then just keep up whatever you're doing, get better, maybe go a week or two without fapping.

Austin Jones
Austin Jones

I love being a degenerate.

I am also into horse pussy and some types of bestiality, if that's what you're disappointed about.

Cooper Hernandez
Cooper Hernandez

Yes, but only with anons online. The embarrassment of doing it with someone else is such a turn on for me. It's stupidly fun.

Angel Turner
Angel Turner

No chance here either. Sounds interesting, but actually doing it sounds awkward. I would have to be really comfortable with said partner.

Maybe even slightly attracted to them too.

Jason Murphy
Jason Murphy

What a weak willed man.
You could never be an mc and have a harem,if you fap so much how do you self insert?

Levi Cook
Levi Cook

I've made a number of friends through Sup Forums that fap with me sometimes. It's enjoyable to talk about your dirtiest kinks while jerking off together.

Parker Howard
Parker Howard

I have no willpower.

I'm such a dirty person that any character I'd make my waifu, she would become dirty and corrupted by my presence. Ironically, if I got a waifu, I wouldn't even be able to masturbate to her doujins and maybe you'd think that would help me. But in the past when I did have a waifu, while I didn't get off to her doujins, I still got off to other stuff because that way I would be able to satisfy myself without dirtying her.

Luis Kelly
Luis Kelly

Would any of you guys want to take my mutual masturbation virginity? I don't know if I can really talk or anything at this point, but just chatting while doing it sounds really fun.

Mason Ross
Mason Ross

usually we'd just walk into a cold, hastily sterilized room and try to pretend we're the only guy to have used that room even though we can still smell the semen of the last guy through the anti-biotic sprays
I'm hard now
I think I'm gonna fap too.

Grayson Morris
Grayson Morris

I will.
I'm ready to go whenever you are.

Leo Miller
Leo Miller

Should we do it over email or skype or something?

Hunter Clark
Hunter Clark

Do you like horse pussy, Sup Forums?

Kevin Thompson
Kevin Thompson

Well I don't have Skype so I would need a minute to set it up, but that would work. Let me get whatever info I need to get in touch with you and I'll contact you in a few minutes.

Brody Gutierrez
Brody Gutierrez

I'm too tired to masturbate but I hope you have a good session.

David Lee
David Lee

@142185596
"no"

Brody Taylor
Brody Taylor

No I like bird pussy better

Dominic Walker
Dominic Walker

That's good too, I guess.

Charles Morales
Charles Morales

I like human pussy.

Dominic Torres
Dominic Torres

I'm set up now when you're ready.

Easton Lewis
Easton Lewis

Not a vegan sorry.

Chase Garcia
Chase Garcia

Why not both?

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