Kekistan

Alright you fucking assholes.

I did it. I fucking did it. I spent 2.3 million fucking dollars on an Island in Big Lake, Maine. It's called White's Island. It's 143 acres, should be all we need.

Not developed, so I need you folks. Let's try to establish a canvas tent town before the winter hits, then we can really go deep into development next summer. For the building period I can cover room/board expenses for up to 100 people.

Get your asses here. Post throwaway emails with your skill sets and I'll contact you.

Pic related.

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sothebysrealty.com/eng/sales/detail/180-l-802-5jcpvg/whites-island-princeton-me-04668
twitter.com/AnonBabble

im mostly white is that okay?

Fuggg I dun believe you :DDDD

>spends 2.3 million on island for autistic retards to live on
>No one wants to live there
Kek

Amazing.

With planning like this, I don't see how you can go wrong.

Proofs

Will the Constitution apply there?

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Chef, Ex Military, Ex Foreman.

A purchase like that should be public record.

Sup Forums is the 3rd or 4th board with an island. I know /mlp/ has one and i doubt /k/ wouldnt have one by now.

privateislandsonline.com/united-states/maine/whites-island-maine

Will there be lots of sex there?

>BREAKING NEWS
>Racist neo Nazi retard buys million dollar island to create White Ethnostate

[email protected], AAS Automotive technology, AAS information technlogy, 140IQ

>a canvas tent town right before winter.

Retard you can't live in a canvas tent town during witner, you are just asking for heat stroke!

>privateislandsonline.com/united-states/maine/whites-island-maine
this looks like a fucking gta in-game page

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If you lack survival skills and general blue collar white man skills you may think that and you also need not apply

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Construction: bricklaying, and framing
Agriculture: hydroponic indoor grows, I brewmy own kambucha and beer. Have also distilled vodka before.
Outdoors: fishing expert. Experienced hemp farmer.

Easy going. Also have installed fiber to the home before. Jack of all trades type of guy. Aka, I can get things working. And very diplomatic, hence un flag.

I bet it gets even colder than Hillary's titties in winter.

What's your tax policy?

How many acres?

You don't need sex if you have the Constitution.

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pretty cool, that island has a dick

I'm Italian I have a big dick and I can pick up girls pretty easily. Only skills I got can I come?

>Automotive technology

Pick up this guy first, OP. Without well-maintained vehicles, how will we travel the 2500' to the other end of the island?

This is so true.

Read, nigger

Oh man, if didn't have a life, id be on the next plane.

Are poles the niggers or Europe?

who needs more than a quarter mile anyway?

>pic related

it's such a bad idea that it would go totally right, the fates are weird like that

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EMT
125-142 tested IQ
Camping skills and firearms training

>Outdoors: fishing expert. Experienced hemp farmer.
Degenerate.

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Foreign Relations Manager
Developmental overseer
Social engineer
Pretty much any supervisory position you would need, looking to leave it all behind for kekistan.

>no proofs

> Jose

No thanks

You make a fair point.

You fags need a doctor over there? I'm on my 5th year of medical school. Be glad to help.

Godspeed shitlords.

Aw, let the retarded artists dream a little, user.

/k/ would just fucking take one.

Let he who has not dinner cast the first stone.

I can program and photoshop, how soon can I join?

I hope this is a larp but ok

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>eagle scout
>coder
>amateur radio operator

So what are the rules of the island going to be OP? How is this small society going to be run?

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Writer and Web developer
No physical skills to be honest but strong and hard-working

nice, can you send me 100k in btc so I can buy a small boat and pack all of my belongings? send it here 19ee3osPZYw5EjNpm9QddWWV4zm1tFasoN

*my resume*

I flipped burgers for a year.
Worked in a grocery store deli for a year.
Moved into my parents attic.
I have an arm full of shitty tattoos.
Developed a cocaine addiction.
Got sober
Developed an alcohol problem.
Still drink
Developed a Masturbating problem.
Still Masturbating

Am I allowed in your secret club anons?

Lets raise an army next

Title/escrow closing statement or it didn't happen.

Wowz, you da man, da real MVP. I'll book my flight today and see you bros on the island soon. Mashallah.

are you gonna be our king? can we own guns?

This is probably the most obvious FBI honeypot thread I've ever seen on this board

>Am I allowed in your secret club anons?

Are you kidding? You're recruitment poster material.

No somalis allowed. Sorry, clickclickbloclclobk

just provide free ramen and wifi and you'll have an endless supply of NEET slaves that will work the fields for nothing

shit you're allowed in mine friend, brutal honesty.

TITS or GTFO

Oh, also genetically tested 100% white

"Nuh Uh!" - OP

No, Italians are by a huge margin.

>143 acres

this is gonna turn into an island version of kowloon walled city, but with Sup Forums instead of chinks

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Recently former special forces.

Cutting ties with my old life and need a new start. I look like a 100% Aryan Uber-Chad and have a 160 iq.

Jack of all trades
Worked in sales management for nearly a decade, good with logistics
Also have geology degree, can map potential deposits/hazards

>want to join
>but I'm a leaf
*crossing border
>purpose of visit?
>joining alt right anime fans develop an island

the roastie must come to understand that her time in the sun is over

Can we visit for a holiday ?

I live in bar harbor. Phd student. Hit me up.

I can build, I can grow food, I can hunt, I can fish, and I can teach people how to do all of those things. I also have mad drawfag skills. I can also build point to point and mesh networks.

coming from the nato nigger? you will probs lean on the owner to import refugees

My skills include masturbating to cuck porn, shot gunning beers, watching YouTube videos all night, stocking shelves at Walmart, and dominating CoD. I have a meme degree, a cool scar on my dickhead from zipping it in my pants once, and am generally a broody asshole with a penchant for squeezing female asses in large crowds.

I'd like to gain entrance to your social club please

There will be sex, but only gay sex. You really think there will be a single female on Sup Forums island?

>you will never live in a human bee hive

>when asked about their own ethnicity, the members we interviewed responded with "Honorary!" and "We!".

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neet

Only my Polish brothers. So I see why you are salty about it.

Thx anons
Here

Does US law apply there? Can you live on the island without US citizenship? If you broke US law, would Federal authorities feel obligated to intervene?

My resume

>white
>big ass head

Since everyone's clarifying race I'm 93% Italian

>Tent camp in Maine in winter
Fuck that

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That whole area is all a conservation reserve almost no building permitted. T. worldwide bluewater sailing richfag.

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Skills:
-Ideas/improvisation
-Great communication/de-escalation techniques
-Willing to do what it takes to get the job done
-degree in education (I know...trust me)

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soft good engineering, raised in military family.

>all these emails noobs
Ok, hack u next week

Im just going to show up in about a week with supplies. Hope thats ok. Also i have a boat everyone can use.

I am a construction project manager.

Prove that you purchased this island and I can bring my skills along.

I can already tell you any construction on that island is going to be a nightmare.

Enjoy shipping every single bit of materials by boat and having to work with the worst geotechnical environment possible for your footings.

sothebysrealty.com/eng/sales/detail/180-l-802-5jcpvg/whites-island-princeton-me-04668
If you spent 2.3 million then why is the listing for 949,000?
More importantly, if you bought the island then why can I still buy it from Sotheby's?

I am also good at NS but its a dad game

they havent bounced, so...

OWO

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Larping about Kekistan is a sin. It is in the bible and everything.

>a cool scar on my dickhead from zipping it in my pants once

don't tell me that, i grazed my sheath once and it still hurts thinking about it

Alcoholic English teacher here, also I'm not American. What can I do to help?

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Married and got a bit of money. also pretty smart. good survival skills. thats it but i wanna live the dream