Kiwi/pol/ - Kingmaker Edition

>Election is over people, carry on.

>Next Election Date
2020
>Register to Vote
elections.org.nz/voters/enrol-check-or-update-now

>Results:
National - 46% - 58 Seats
Labour - 35.8% - 45 Seats
NZ First - 7.5% - 9 Seats
Greens - 5.9% - 7 Seats
>5% Cut Off
TOP - 2.2%
Maori - 1.1%
ACT - 0.5% - 1 Seat (Epsom)
United Future - 0.1%

>Total Votes Cast:
2,179,668 and counting

>Possible Coalitions:
National-NZFirst
National-Green
Labour-Green-NZFirst

>Election Results
interactives.stuff.co.nz/NZ-election-home/

>Parties who died in the line of duty this election:
United Future
Maori Party
The Opportunities Party

>Top Story - Winston Peters toys with media, gives no clues about next government
stuff.co.nz/national/politics/97182543/winston-peters-toys-with-media-gives-no-clues-about-next-government

>News
>The coalitions that could form NZ's 52nd Government and how likely they are
stuff.co.nz/national/politics/97180977/the-coalitions-that-could-form-nzs-52nd-government-and-how-likely-they-are

>Alison Mau: National stuck to the 'fiscal hole' all the way, because they had to
stuff.co.nz/national/politics/97166912/a03-alison-mau-we-will-have-a-steadyasshegoes-government-one-which-has-the-fiscal-chops-to-keep-on-keeping-on-if-nats-in-lead

>Party 'for a fairer New Zealand' falls flat, as Gareth Morgan's TOP falls far short of 5 per cent
stuff.co.nz/national/politics/97173822/gareth-morgan-concedes-defeat

>Special votes could be key to how Winston Peters' considers Labour option
stuff.co.nz/national/politics/opinion/97181238/special-votes-could-be-key-to-how-winston-peters-considers-labour-option

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I reckon Gareth Morgan made his party in order to fill the niche left void when Winston Peters eventually retires

Reminder that if you voted for national you are a traitor and pawn to the chink.

We need our national socialist environmentalist government right fucking now.

GREENS + NZ FIRST + LABOUR PARTY

NEW ZEALAND ECO-FASCIST NATIONAL SOCIALISM NOW

DEPORT THE GOOKS

PUT SOLAR PANEL ON ROOF

Post salt

Here's some twitter salt. The SJW brainwashing is strong with these ones

BIS

Everyone investigate getting your gun licence this week.

NZ National Socialist party when?

>Maoris were too low agency to even get out and vote for their own gibsmedat party

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

I told you fucks we needed to give Bill our meme magic. Now we are literally staring fucking leftism if Winston doesn't make the right choice.

It takes a while, better start asap

Labour promised them even more gibs, while the Maori Party were in bed with National.

Fuck Bill Mandarin

Whoops he was just retweeting salt, whose twitter account is this?

Why is it impossible to find a good definition of why natsoc involves? It's always just they are nazis and therefore bad

Is it because they don't want you to know it makes sense?

The Twitter tears from brown and white women and effete men have been delicious.

Ssssh, Hayden, Sharon needs to rest after her latest dicking.

I'd rather live under leftism where everyone is white than being a wealthy capitalist in a 90% chinese city.

Righto Zhang

Does this mean another 1 million chinese will now enter your country over the next 4 years?

Fuck the nats for selling us out to the chinks

Let's just hope mine can keep the sjws under control

Dude my parents come from a Communist country. Fuck it. They came here to escape those freedom haters.

But that's the problem, it doesn't make sense to anyone that believes in egalitarianism which is the agenda which has been pushed for around 200 years.

No just 200k

The success of New Zealand is the success of immigration. The plans of NZ First and Labour will crash the economy.

Help us Uncle Peters, you're our only hope.

>I'd rather live under leftism where everyone is white

You're aware of the Hillary-tier Labour Party, right?

post yfw winston sells you out, sides with national, and makes a deal that leads to only 60k zhangs traveling into Auckland every year instead of 70k

>Dude my parents come from a Communist country

So your parents came from China? No wonder you support Bill Mandarin and the National Chinese Party

Because of cucks like you, you will have Chinese Communism in NZ soon.

White NZ-centric communism > chinese communism

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He'll keep the super age at 65 so you won't have to wait until you're 90 before you can take your middling, long-raided state pension, Hayden. Show some appreciation.

me topping up my AT Hop card TM

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me parking the car

Realistically, the conversion of sheep farms to dairy has fucked the rivers.

70,000 new arrivals every year is not successful when we don't have enough houses for them.

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Why do people think increased suicide rate for one year is the end of the world? It's trended downward for 20 years.

Says who? Immigrants aren't arriving and then becoming homeless.

>The recent shift to high nutrient loss, intensive land uses such as dairying, winter cropping and intensive sheep and beef farming, has meant that we are seeing significant declines in soil and water quality across the region (2014)

Fuck farmers they've raped NZ long enough.

I am New Zealander. Ignore flag. Please post salt about jacindaaaa getting btfo.

Oh fuck off and go live in Africa if you hate technology. If NZ cares too much about muh environment, it will be left behind.

This. It's also fucking up the underground aquifers that 70% of kiwis draw drinking water from
Converting dairy to forestry blocks cleans the rivers eventually

radiolive.co.nz/WINSTON-PETERS-Aucklands-housing-crisis-worsening/tabid/615/articleID/135730/Default.aspx

Dairy is worse for the land than mining even. It's also stupid to have an economy so reliant on one commodity

>technology is destroying the environment.

Does your mum make you wear a bike helmet when you walk to school lad?

>Winston Peters

nice source lmao

Before long we will have Africa-tier drinking water here.

Everyone has a perception over here that our suicide rate is off the charts and that it's the worst in the world.

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Why the fuck do farmers fertilizer the grass that cows eat? It's just grass, grass grows easily in NZ

Ey how about we declare war on you dogs, what do you reckon about that?

We have the highest teenage suicide rate in the world by a country mile, it's way higher than Japan and Korea's for Christ's sake

>dont give a shit if nz kids are healthy and fed
At what point are people allowed to naturally fail to a leftist? My brother is like this also. They
think no one fails through their own fault, or by natural circumstance like ineptness. Ok, the
gov't should educate people, give them healthcare, feed them, give them jobs, what else?
Why shouldn't parents just give their children to a general fund? Should we have a gov't agent
come to the house every week to make sure everyone is being provided for?

Then stop complaining about high skilled Chinese workers coming here and allowing NZ to have that industry too

If they can't handle the banter, gtfo m8

o shit.

>high skilled chinese

haven't met any

Communism is a kind of skill. Think about it and it will sink in.

Not in Canterbury where there's fuck loads of farms and no rain due to that big fuck off mountain range to the left of it.

The soil quality is poor as well (in terms of grass growing) so they have to irrigate from the rivers, and use tonnes of fertiliser to get the growth rates up.

So now you've got rivers with no water, and land absolutely drenched in phosphates.

I think its to maximise the land they have, as in, get the most grass out of the land they have

Honestly about to go join a hippie commune as they're the only ones with the balls enough to do something about these farmers right now

How is being pro environment being anti technology
It's the industrial age stagnant government who is subsidizing fossil fuel companies and dairy farms because they can't turn profit by themselves in this day and age
If we got rid of subsidization of these industries, new industries with new technology would emerge

>most top students in stem are Chinese

I'd kill myself too if I had to live in some of these shit towns t b h

I actually agree with this,
I am sick of hearing about the child crisis when nothing realistically can be done, so perhaps thats why the media focuses on it so much?

Maybe bring in a license to have a child?

When are you fucking off back there then Zhang?

I think if we focused our funds on bring the prices of our food back down, and took this tax on cigarettes down, the impoverished children growing up could be provided for more

Mining permits are all given to foreign corporations retard

Why the fuck would they even bother trying to have dairy farms in the borderline arid land of Canterbury?
They should have farms that are sustainable for the climate

So this is why they fertilize the already extremely fertile land of Southland?
Yet the farmers still can't make a profit on their farms without getting heaps of government subsidies
They must be retards to not make profit, we should let their shitty industry die already and stop giving them handouts like niggers

Fuck, lads, I just remembered Chloe Swarbrick exists. Another mediocre white woman the media can YAS KWEEN over.

kek true though

Honestly every dairy farmer I know drinks a 24 pack of speights a day and smokes a 20pack of winnie blues. Not hard to see where their profits are going hahaha

What are you going to do for revenue now that the tourists have stopped coming to see the od LOTR sets?

Live stream suicide?

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>Why the fuck would they even bother trying to have dairy farms in the borderline arid land of Canterbury?
>They should have farms that are sustainable for the climate
That's the point, they could be using the land more efficiently all over the country, but conversion costs money so they have no reason too. The cost of their pollution is passed on to the taxpayer so why would they give a shit?
Build the pollution into the cost of business so the free market can properly allocate land use

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We should force our farmers to sell food and drink in NZ at the same price as they sell overseas, like other countries make their farmers do
Like why is milk way cheaper in Australia compared to NZ, despite Australia being way drier??!

We allow our native dolphins to go extinct in order to please our chink overlords and their mining endeavors

FUCK COMMIES
FUCK CHINKS

NEW
ZEALAND
FIRST

Yet the media hounded Dr Jian Yang who has proven experience.

>The cost of their pollution is passed on to the taxpayer so why would they give a shit
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY CAN'T WE BAN GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES OF BUSINESSES

The dairy industry is pants on head retarded lad, NZ is absolutely stuck in the dark ages when it comes to farming and everyone seems to think it's the turn of the century and nothing matters.

You only need to look at how Holland is the world leader in tomato production and how they managed to produce 900 million kg of them on only 1,760 hectares of land. They've got glass houses for this equivalent to 40 square miles for this.

Where are the NZ companies innovating and adding tech value to the dairy and farming sectors?

>The key to Dutch success in this arena is a long horticultural tradition, and decades of developing high-level knowledge and techniques. Twelve of the world’s biggest agrifood companies host strategic R&D or production facilities in the Netherlands

investinholland.com/nfia_media/2015/04/NFIA_Agrifood_Brochure2016.FINAL_.WW_.pdf

But the farmers have got Fonterra, she'll be right mate!

NZ has a 9 billion dollar deficit, a lot of it caused by the big 4 australian owned banks taking profits out of nz

How do we fix this deficit?

I love how Labcucks are bitter over how much that blew over.

If they recognise that their country is rightful Australian clay, and join the commonwealth, we can help them with their debt.

Anyone want to do a kiwi/pol/ meet up to celebrate our future Eco-NAZBOL govt?

Fuck I'm googling about Netherlands now
They export heaps of food to various places in Europe
In fact they are the second largest food exporter in the world
We should definitely adopt their model (a small high tech nations with efficient farming techniques to export heaps of food)
but our farmers are retards so it'll never happen

proven experience in the Chinese Communist Party

If Winston holds out, decides to troll everyone and doesn't make a deal, it is possible that you will have a Labor-Nats coalition.
A fucking coalition between the two main parties!
HAHA.
I called it first, someone screen-cap this!

>have broken education system where a completely competent student can get a C- but a brainless parroter can get an A+
>Chinese students have spent their whole lives being forced into the perfect mentality for parroting
>New Zealand students are free-thinking until NCEA, only a few years before university
>Chinese students travelling overseas are generously funded by their parents
>New Zealand students have almost nothing left after rent, if they don't have a job on top of studying
What a surprise

Isn't that what Germany has? Two major parties with differing economics
that come together to let Germans be pozzed by migrants?

You do realize the Greens are literal communists right? Like antifa types

Requesting Jacinda Ardern JUST edit

will pay 12 kumera

you dont want to see my attempts

It gets even worse when you compare the size of our respective nations.

We are being left behind.

peter looks like a massive faggot

The funny thing is the 2 big parties have the most in common. Key kept all of Helen's marxist policies

>Kiwi/pol/
More like /Irrelevant/pol.

In the future NAZBOL govt NZFirst will represent Greens while Greens will have no power

Get out of our thread, then stupid gypsy nigger

I shit on your thread, fucking cannibals.

>Romania
Go and kill the gypsies in your backyard before talking.