Yellowstone has only ever erupted ONCE

Xavier Howard
Xavier Howard

The Yellowstone volcano has only ever erupted once. I don't know when in time it happened, but the eruption was the most powerful explosion ever on Earth. The force was so massive that at the center of the blast TIME ITSELF was sheared.

The effects ripple both backward and forward in time, all eruptions previous to and after the original are NOT new, separate events. They are simply the points at time where the temporal shesring has occurred and the main eruption has bled over into another point in the timeline.
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Ian Gutierrez
Ian Gutierrez

The main eruption completely obliterates the volcano and most of Earth. The testing and experiments that NASA is currently doing at the volcano have nothing to do with preventing an eruption because they know it can't be prevented, it's already happened. They're attempting to see if they can measure (a) at what point in time the original eruption was, and (b) whether there is any way to make use of the temporal shearing.

Jeremiah Bailey
Jeremiah Bailey

This might be the most retarded thing I've read on here all day.

Lucas Hill
Lucas Hill

pls take your medicine

Mason White
Mason White

Fat, ignorant, uncivilized, owned by kikes, threw nuclear bombs on civilians

SHITPOSTS

about a natural occurrence

I'm waiting for millions of fatmen shoahed...

It will be great !!

Isaiah Brown
Isaiah Brown

blow faster than thought, destroy all of mankind
If only.

Evan Perez
Evan Perez

So what you're saying is we need to blow it up first before it can erupt?

Isaac Brooks
Isaac Brooks

god will smite commiefornia! bring on the lava!

Isaac Davis
Isaac Davis

So Yellowstone got lucky once back in high school and he's a quick shot. What's new?

Nicholas Clark
Nicholas Clark

What level of unbridled autism is this?

Carter Sanchez
Carter Sanchez

So far.

Hudson Howard
Hudson Howard

tfw Jews are trying to meme a supervolcano eruption to stop Pizzagate and everything else from being released to the world.

Jaxson Garcia
Jaxson Garcia

TWO SCOOPS
TWO GENDERS
TWO TERMS
TWO ERUPTIONS!!!

DOTARD GLUMPH!!!!!!

Logan Nguyen
Logan Nguyen

not true, there are three separate ash fields. fake news OP

Camden Lopez
Camden Lopez

oh look it's another MSM source overhyping shit for views

Brandon Sullivan
Brandon Sullivan

FOR THEY ARE AS MOLTEN WAX

BURN

CONSUME THEIR POWERS

SO MOTE IT BE

---D.Vincent Vocals---<

Brayden Hall
Brayden Hall

Look i was there for the first one, it was no big deal. This is a big nothing burger. Is anyone else sleepy? I’m gonna take a nap

Aiden Harris
Aiden Harris

it hides its flag
I'd be ashamed not to be american as well user.

Grayson Wright
Grayson Wright

Lake Taupo

Its a super volcano in NZ just like Yellowstone. Last time it erupted was about 2300 years ago. The Romans and the Chinese even documented something had happened because for a year the skies in the northern hemisphere had a red glow at sun rise and sunset due to the ash in the air.

Jaxson Gonzalez
Jaxson Gonzalez

How is a volcano politics?

Jackson Murphy
Jackson Murphy

How much force do you think a volcano can produce?

Hunter Allen
Hunter Allen

Yellowstone has erupted three times yea idjit.

Connor Scott
Connor Scott

If humanity evolved from millions of years and this volcano erupts every hundreds of thousands of years wouldnt it have happened in prior humanoid periods? if the ancient cavemen survived wouldnt humanity survive this?

Anthony Edwards
Anthony Edwards

Awful lot of shilling in this thread

Luis White
Luis White

Depends where on the timeline you are. Further away in time from the actual eruption the effect would be lessened.

John Morgan
John Morgan

I bet the jews did it

Eli Brown
Eli Brown

What the fuck is that headline? Don't these people proof read what they write any more?

Jaxson Bailey
Jaxson Bailey

It's time to wakey wakey yellowstone chan.

Zachary Jenkins
Zachary Jenkins

There have been multiple supereruptions that have happend that we have survived. From way back in our spear chucking days, with the most recent in the 1800s, forget what year exactly, but it's known as "the year without summer".

David Ortiz
David Ortiz

I hope it happens. Poverty would no longer be an issue

Dylan Powell
Dylan Powell

Don't get my hopes up

Ryan White
Ryan White

Year without summer is best year.

I pray everyday for a yellowstone eruption. California will be finnaly gone then, the inmediate sacrifice of millions of burgers and the subsequent deaths of millions are worth it to finnaly get rid of that fucking state

Oliver Cox
Oliver Cox

We should make this a meme

Isaac Parker
Isaac Parker

Maybe this yellowstone eruption will finally persuade everyone to anarcho-capitalism.

Connor Scott
Connor Scott

Yellowstone and SKYKAAAANG larpers are everything wrong with this board.

Jonathan Lee
Jonathan Lee

except we'd appropriate all of south america, tho

Cooper Harris
Cooper Harris

If anything we'd be better off since we are upwind of yellowstone and our temps are in the 100f(37c). We'd have longer growing seasons without everything spontaneously cumbusting every fall.

Jacob Baker
Jacob Baker

Just outside of Yellowstone. There is no happening. When there is one, you'll know.

Daniel Turner
Daniel Turner

what it says is that once it begins the process of erupting, that process will happen faster than we thought
what it does not say is that it will begin that process earlier
small difference textually, big difference actually

Cooper Reed
Cooper Reed

Wow, OP I think you may be onto something here. Keep me updated.

Joseph Brown
Joseph Brown

eh, if you read the full report it basically says it could blow in the next hundered or two years, rather than the previously estimated 500 or so.

Lincoln Bennett
Lincoln Bennett

Please happen soon, Yellowstone. It's for the best.

Cameron Price
Cameron Price

if the ancient cavemen survived wouldnt humanity survive this?
yes, after civilization totally crumbles, disease is rampant, etc.

Noah Johnson
Noah Johnson

No, it's erupted 3 times that we know for sure. The last time was about 660,000 years ago.

Bentley Garcia
Bentley Garcia

destroy all of mankind
kill millions

Carson Bennett
Carson Bennett

You do realize that the volcano will destroy most of the middle states before it affected California right? and even then, it would only destroy the northen portion of it, not all of it, and the nortenr portion is where all the whites live

Luis Reyes
Luis Reyes

I'm waiting for millions of fatmen shoahed...
It will be great !!
Take that peace sign flag the fuck off , you piece of trash

Logan Rodriguez
Logan Rodriguez

This 24/7/365

Jose Collins
Jose Collins

C'MON I'M READY

Blake Rogers
Blake Rogers

Literally not even enough magma to erupt right now.

Has erupted four times, each less impressive than the last
Last eruption was <200K years ago and was tiny.

Ignore this dumb shit.

Jason Jenkins
Jason Jenkins

Finally, God is gonna clean the slate

Adrian Gomez
Adrian Gomez

It's erupted multiple times in the past. It's a moving hotspot. There are massive craters in south idaho and east washington where the hotspot used to be. In fact, at one point the volcano wasn't plugged and it created massive basalt flows that piled up hundreds of feet in only a few thousand years.

Levi Hernandez
Levi Hernandez

Please

Samuel Thompson
Samuel Thompson

The force was so massive that at the center of the blast TIME ITSELF was sheared.

Something tells me you don't know how physics is supposed to work

Isaiah Baker
Isaiah Baker

and you're an expert on temporal physics? No one on this planet can say for certain because we can't measure it.

Liam Taylor
Liam Taylor

Has erupted four times
literally only 3 eruptions

weaker with every eruption
3rd caldera dwarfs 2nd

wew

Nathaniel Ortiz
Nathaniel Ortiz

so what's the deal. how do you know this, user?

Matthew Wood
Matthew Wood

Why would time "shear" due to an explosion; temperature has no effect on time.

Caleb Perez
Caleb Perez

When Yellowstone erupted in the past in its caldera eruptions it never caused global extinction level events.

Yellowstone has erupted in three massive caldera-forming eruptions in the past (which we can see the remnants of in the snake river plain geological formations and lava flows). It's erupted in numerous other smaller scale eruptions since then too, mostly volcanic lava flows.

If Yellowstone DID erupt again in the near future, it's far more likely to be a localized lava flow than anything catastrophic, and even if it was, it wouldn't be an extinction level event, but problematic for the local region, as well as have an impact on global climate for a few years / decades.

t. Geologistfag. So tired of your gay ass Yellowstone threads every goddamn day you cunts.

Aaron Morgan
Aaron Morgan

kek

Brayden Jenkins
Brayden Jenkins

I can't believe that people are so bored of their own lived that they make shit up like this. I live in Lewiston and I've seen the old calderas with my own eyes. Pacific northwest is an exciting place to live for geology nuts.

Logan Gray
Logan Gray

BURGERTARDS BTFO

John Davis
John Davis

Blow faster. Not blow sooner.

Jaxon Ross
Jaxon Ross

Obliterate all of earth
I'm surprisingly okay with this

Luis Bailey
Luis Bailey

1883 I think. Look up Krakatoa Eruption. Sorry I couldn't help more user

Henry Hughes
Henry Hughes

I've seen some stupid shit here, but this is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. It's just going to bury North America in ash.

Anyways, thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awT8FFHKikc

Kike. Three shekels were deposited into your PayPal account.

Dominic Anderson
Dominic Anderson

believing a gravitational sphere can contain enough energy to explode itself

That's cute, you need to watch more black science man.

Evan Moore
Evan Moore

why doesn't CERN just teleport yellowstone to india or china?

James Peterson
James Peterson

little eager ain't she?

Nathaniel Brown
Nathaniel Brown

I think your over exaggerating a little.

Brayden Russell
Brayden Russell

I think you mean pele

James Edwards
James Edwards

literal LARP'er music

Nolan Parker
Nolan Parker

Low energy super volcano! Many such cases! MAGA!

Nicholas Thomas
Nicholas Thomas

That is the goddess of hawaiian volcanos

Dominic Sullivan
Dominic Sullivan

be a Jew
losing
decide to end the whole world
plant giant nuke under Yellowstone

Owen Williams
Owen Williams

buying a time shear

Adam Carter
Adam Carter

if yellowstone is such a risk, why do i only hear about it once and a while on Sup Forums? why arent scientists freaking out and trying to correct it? why are rich people (who should be in the know) building real estate, companies, etc. in america when it can potentially be destroyed

Chase King
Chase King

That's fucking stupid, the ash will barely reach the East coast, let alone destroy earth. Europe and Asia will be ultimately fine, hell most of Canada will too. Problem is the possible ice age that could start with all the ash blocking out sun rays and cooling earth significantly.

Connor Jenkins
Connor Jenkins

ITS FUCKING LATE PLEASE COME

Jaxson Clark
Jaxson Clark

LMAO

Hudson Morgan
Hudson Morgan

Shit. Why does this have to have long form digits and make a bizarre amount of metaphysical sense.

Jose Cruz
Jose Cruz

The blast will drive out all the beaners and we will begin construction of the white ethnostate.

Christopher Robinson
Christopher Robinson

You sound insane.
inb4 "omg shill is trying to discredit meeeee"

Daniel Fisher
Daniel Fisher

Yes. We need to preemptively strike the caldera with a few rods from god or nukes.

John Robinson
John Robinson

Yellowstone has erupted 23 times since the last major caldera-forming eruption.

Mason Butler
Mason Butler

RUH ROH!!!

Owen Sullivan
Owen Sullivan

Space time only gets a gravity wave when a star collapses.

You really think yellowstone is powerful enough to break physics...

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