I HAD NO IDEA OH MY GOD

I HAD NO IDEA OH MY GOD

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Please, let it hit on the coast, preferably to the west.

too bad kim is too much a fat pussy to nuke LA

San Francisco please

Nuke San Fagsicko please.

NUKE CALIFORNIA KIM
GOD DAMN IT DO IT FAGGOT

He knows better than do us the favor. Little Rocket man is all pose.

San Fran or New York City plox

How did you get those stars general?

Oh, snap. That's..... POWERFUL

Imagine my shock

Are you sure? What if I duck and cover?

That's how it works?
Sheeeeit
I no longer approve of it.

DESTROY COMMIEFORNIA

wait a minute... are you implying that nuclear weapons are deadly???

Do you have any sort of proof to back up your claim?

WHAT THE FUCK
this changes everything
omfg

boo hoo
1. this shit aint even real
2. fucking do it

Weapons kill? OMG ban weapons!

Big if true.

WHY isn't there mandatory waiting period and background checks before buying these things?

Newsweek with the hard hitting journalism...

It's the suck zone man. It just sucks you up.

It was all in 1973...

I'll take any (or all) of the following: San Francisco, Los Angeles, Portland, Seattle.

BE SCARED YOU FUCKING PLEBS! SCAAAAARED!

mfw

>target area
>implying they have advanced targeting systems and the thing isn't just a nuclear mortar

Sup Forums gold

>it's a real article
>The state of Modern Journalism

the bombs, they explod

lol, the media needs to be shut down and rebooted.

Hey, at least you've got GMD (should stop a handful of HS-14s) and THAAD/PAC-3 for key areas.

Oz has...no defense. A single HS-14 in the center of our key cities would cripple Oz for decades.

Thanks, government.

It's like the found out what a nuclear bomb is five minutes ago.

What's the point of going around the world sticking THAAD in everyones backyard if we're gonna still be worried about fucking North Korea of all countries

Don't we even have THAAD in SK and Japan?

>people die when they are nuked

Please hit San Francisco

Los Angeles, you nigger

It's not just going to kill people in the target area, it's going to kill people outside of the target area

testing

As an East Coaster, I say yes. Aim the nukes to the west.
But, be sure to nuke us too. End my suffering.

Why argue,when they can gleefully hit both?

I trust you guys' data on that

Are they suggesting that people don't know what a nuclear bomb is?

Actually, nevermind, I'm not sure nogs do.

Nope. Any one of those coastal cities (with the exception of maybe Seattle) have trade winds that would push the fallout across the west up to the rockies.

I'm assuming your line of thought would be to demolish the bastions of libtards but you would ultimately end up taking out more conservative area than you would liberal areas.

If we give the target area hexproof, will the nuke fizzle?

That's why there's so much lush forests in between California and Colorado
kek, trade winds

what the fuck
this can't be true

>Not having stars on their name
lel these plebs

A spit second after this every life in North Korea will be snuffed out and not a tear will be shed.

Kim is like the OP in all the "Imma kill myself" threads..


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> OP never delivers

>⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐

Aim for San Francisco, Portland, Oakland, Los Angeles, and Sacramento. Nothing of value will be missed.

We need to quickly post signs all over the US declareing it a nuke free zone. That will surely protect us.

nuke my dick faggot

a single HS-14 in the centre of melbourne would make australia great again

There's a thousand generals in the army, it's not that hard to be one

>KFW HoRRYWOOD BTFO

Really makes me think

IM A MOTHER FUCKING WARLORD

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Yeah...trees and forests....because radiation blasted into the upper atmosphere wouldn't travel thousands of miles before settling....

Fair enough, it's not the actual Trade Winds, but the Westerlies that would spread. I was more just using it as a general term, but w/e

Not really.

Only at the epicenter would that happen and people could still survive in hardened shelters even there.

Further out there is damage similar to tornados and hurricanes, both survivable.

Prediction: we nuke ourselves, blame no, then use false flag to wipe nk off the map.

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Places NK would Nuke
1. Japan
2. Guam
3. Hawaii
4. San Diego
5. San Francisco

Do they even have that many missiles?
If I was them I'd smuggle a dirty bomb into South Korea and then ship it (no need to worry about aiming or making an ICBM) to San Francisco/LA/San Diego and set it off. Poisoning a large/busy port would be a major economic blow to the entire US

DELET

Just declare the west coast a missile free zone. :^)

I thought you could just duck and cover.

man it would be really terrible if NK nuked the US
but itd be REALLY sad if he nuked LA, thatd be THE WORST
i would cry so bad, it would be like 9/11 but we'd never recover
make sure you stay away from 34.0522, 118.2437, definitely dont nuke it
that spot is really important, pic related

its time the US to reap some destruction

I want to see glassed burgers

If he nuked LA, would it turn California red?

Digits and LA gets it

Try for a twofer. Drop it between LA and San Francisco. The radiation will get them anyway.

It would be just awful if a nuke hit Berkeley, one of our nations most beautiful spots for diversity and acceptance!

lol

fpbp

Please nuke me senpai

Quality journalism right there.

Kim will do nothing. However, there will be a false flag event with NK as the scapegoat. Since the media seems to be pushing the EMP scenario, my best guess for a false flag will be a massive blackout (not to long, don't really want to break anything too badly).

>nukes are a thing
>norknukes are a thing
>newsweek

>Newsweek

Big if true.

So the average american needs an explanation to understand what a nuke is?

Delete system 32

install gentoo

>Current year
>Still using the Windows

Did you know that there's a skeleton lurking inside of you right now?

Meme war, lad.

>If I can afford it...

Please nuke texas

hey stop it

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US Military Fights for Israel

North Korea, Syria, Iran not the Threat

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Hopefully something goes wrong with the targeting and it nukes israel instead.

Fallout IRL I want to play

I vote for LA, good target.