Why do spics and muricans eat salty avocados?

It's a fruit
It's sweet
It's so intuitive that you're not supposed to salt a fucking fruit
How can you be so stupid?
Pic related is how you properly eat it

Tomatoes are also a fruit

My cousin made some Guac. last night. Tasted much better after I added some sale.
She is 8 years old.

They aren't sweet here.
It's not a fruit, it's a nut.

Not sweet
Plus nobody sees them as a fruit
I"m talking about how language is used, not how its biologically defined
Watermelons are berries

>he doesn't latte his memeocado

What the actual fuck

why didn't avocados attain the same level of popularity as potatoes and tomatoes?

Why is there a jungle nigger blabbing about avocados on a political board?

Avacado oil is the pro-tier cooking oil. Plus you can use it as a natural beard oil

tomatoes are sweet as fuck where you can taste real tomatoes, not processed shit, they put in acidic preservants

It's pretentious hipster bullshit

Because 1 (one) potato does not coast 2$.

>tomatoes are not sweet
monkey education

Nice post monkey. Have you never had a salted lime or mohito before.

>It's sweet

No they aren't

home grown san marzano tomatoes are god tier

>tomato
>not sweet

Oh you sweet summer child.

>waaah somebody eats something i dont like
Go back to your jungle, child

but they also have a strong umami component.

Salted watermelon is actually quite good. Sweet and salty is an underutilized taste.

go back to your english class you faggot, your high school teacher is waiting for you.

Not sweet fruits
Still awful

>niga talking about watermelons

lol this. dumb brazilinigger

Cost.

Avocados are generally much more expensive than either of your other examples.

Meanwhile avocado is widely enjoyed by middle class and rich whites as something to put on morning toast.

>Tomatoes aren't sweet
>Avacados are

What
Here the avacados are full of fat and taste that way

In what world is an avocado sweet?

he's a 'huehue', can't expect much from them

>avocado
>sweet
Ummm no sweetie.

More sweet than salty/sour/ whatever
So

they taste awful

yeah, there are not really as sweet as a fruit

did you ever eat one of them?
they aren't sweet. I bought one out of curiousity and tried it. it's not sweet, just a bit fatty.

this. this statement should also shut up all the Pizza Hawaii haters out there along with Chef Ramsay who only has the flaw of not liking Pineapple on Pizza.

They aren't sweet but in Latin America, when picked ripe, they taste much fruitier. In the US we only have 1 or 2 types that are common in grocery stores. In South America, maybe Mexico too, they have many types.

I've always eaten them diced with salt and lime. Not smashed. If you want to eat them sweet, as opposed to savory, they make fantastic ice cream.

Legit question:
Are they different down there from up here?
Here they're super full of fat and has an almost nut taste, what with the fats, it's a bit creamy, fleshy, it makes a really good base to be mixed with things. I like straight avocado, I like it mixed with spices. I might actually try dressing it up as a fruit, now that you brought it up, but, I've only ever eaten it like a vegetable/nut

in a nigger's mind. a lot of fruit tastes good with salt, btw.

I see you're too retarded to keep Sup Forums where it belongs AND to season and eat your paltas. Just stick to eating literal monkeys.

They taste quite sweet here
People still add more sugar but I dont want diabetes so I dont
Or mix it with milk and make a drink that I find awful
I feel no nut taste but yeah, fatty

stupid monkey

How do you live without opposable thumbs?

>or mix it with milk and make a drink that I find awful
You should find that awful, it sounds disgusting. The only dairy I ever mix with avocado is some Crema Mexicana, and that's with a host of other ingredients to make a creamy Salsa Verde.

How do you live without a waifu

I salt my apples and oranges.

In America if avocados were cheap as potatoes maybe there would be avocado pie and shit. That's not something any reasonable person would conceive of at this point. Make us more avocado at reasonable prices you nfucking nigger.

how do you live without monkey soup?

>avocado pie
gross. avocados taste disgusting when cooked.

Nah it's good with the right mixture. Avocado is like nature's butter. Avo shakes are just not something we are used to and are too expensive here.

Pineapple is the king of fruit. Goes really good on burgers too.

Well idk there is potato pie, I'm just thinking of something that would be considered extravagant.

Wow great thread about politics and news. If only Hiroshimoot made a board for pointless off topic threads like this.

>uma delicia telling me about food

gas yourself

That should tell you to trust his opinion.

I will trust nog opinions on fried chicken, watermelons and funny vines, because I'd say that is their expertise

>fried chicken
but they douse it in hot sauce, so how can they know if it even tastes good?

It's delicious with tuna and mayonnaise. But then again, we eat peaches the same way.

>How do you live without a waifu

You just get a woman. What does this even mean?

Since when? It's a vegetable. Show me a tomatoe tree.

>all fruit grow on trees
Spanish isn't the same as English. Fruto v fruta doesn't translate to English directly.

Tomato plants are vines, so in your case blackberry and grape aren't fruits either.

The thing is, from a botanical point tomatoes are fruits, yet when we talk about cooking it's labeled a vegetable.

This is what we do with it in my country.

Not me puta. I pour oil an oil like olive oil or spanish olive oil with a light sprinkle of salt and black pepper. BAM.

Fuck umami, mothafucka

Did you know Salsa is fast becoming the number one condiment in the world?

You know it must be impossible for a spic to order seltzer and not get salsa.

i have never tasted avocado

the ignorance triggers me

NOT ONLY is the avocado a fruit, its a berry

Holy fuck poland, that looks good.

Legit thread/board/mods

Sage

>Islamic education at its finest
It is sweet. But yes, it tastes great with salt, just like mango.

Not eating that third world garbage plant.

>avocado tree
>on Austria
You ate an old shit avocado, nevermind it tasted like lard.

i dont even care if this is a potential slide thread, plant talk is fun

no they aren't you dumb monkey look they barely have any sugars in them and their salt is 10 times higher than their sugar

we don't

Sure, burgerclap.

I ORDERED SELTZA NOT SALSA

>UMA

>sugar alone is what make food sweet
Geez, I wonder if sperm is sweet.

You don't even know fruits have different tastes if you eat them ripe or green, like mango. Have you ever seen a tree?

My bad then. I appologize I actually dug into it and realized we have different words for the different kinds of fruits and vegetables.

ok monkey, then tell me what exactly makes avocado sweet?

>someone did it one time therefore it's a common occurrence
the absolute state of hue education