As a kraut, I offer my apologies to Polonia for my country's crimes and we will be returning the stolen property.
>pay denbts krauts
Yes we will.
We will also give you the rest of Pomerania and Saxony as it is rightful Polish clay.
>picture is justice.
Wir willen alles schnellez abzahlen.
>Danke.
Good. We all know what happened last time Germany had to pay reparations.
I was always thinking that this was just a response-punch for EU meddling in inner polish justice system. But it seems that lot of Poles really treat it seriously.
Just fuck off and become Islamic already Germany.
We want to destroy you for a 3rd time.
{{{{lawyer}}}}
Good, Fritz
Ja! Wir will natuerlich schnell alles zahlung machen!
Entschuldigung Poland!
WIR
SCHAFFEN
DAS
lmaooooo keep the shitskins mutti merkel.
Drink polish beer
Translate this to English, Hans. I don't speak Somalian.
Hmm. What's Pomerania, Silesia, the southern half of East Prussia, the remainder of West Prussia, and the eastern half of Brandenburg, plus all appurtenant properties and minerals, worth?
We Germans have no worth. Hence why we are committing collective suicide.
It should be noted that this is why we are obsezzed with shit. We like it so much because it reveals our true worth. We deny it, but we have no culture of country.
If you give us back the borders of 1873, we can give you 3 billion potatoes and we will sign a treaty, that we won't never attack you again. Deal?
If you didn't suck at warfare maybe you could have kept your borders
I'm all for cucking Germany but making people today pay for the wrongs of their ancestors is bullshit
Ever played Settlers of Catan? you gonna need a lot of luck, because when you win, everybody is going after you.
I actually hope you guys pay up.
It'll bankrupt your country, and circulating another several trillion will help bankrupt ours.
Accelerationism always wins.
>Germany is going to pay Poland $1,500,000,000,000 USD plus compound interest
lol
no
what? they've stolen more in cars, construction vehicles and car stereos from us
This. It'll be Weimar all over again
Don't forget how much you owe us for falling short in your NATO obligations over the years.
uk wants gibs too
pay up hans
thats some serious cabbage nigga.
...
PAY UP
Just do like America does, keep building that army and don't pay your debts. Just withdraw from all nuclear, environment, and humanitarian concerns so you can pump more money into that army. Soon you will find that being trillions in debt means nothing.
next is reperations to Russia
Eurasia now
just give them the money if they need it. i don't see the problem.
also where are you from OP? you can't speak proper german so let me guess.
uk?
Please destroy GemanMerkel
Ruin yourself for Poland, instead of fucking migrants invaders.
why are americans so retarded
Why are western europeans so naive?
you too Denmark, you still owe us for saving your asses in WWII and granting you independence from Sweden
no migrants, no reparations. Easy solution. A final solution.
Stay based, Poland
as a Pole living in your country I can confirm
>what is demand for safe financial assets
US is in a rather unique position to perpetually run a trade deficit and run up debt because foreigners keep buying dollars and buying US financial assets. Although if any other country could do the same, it'd be Germany.
Naivety would be giving Americans the benefit of the doubt when clearly they're all retarded.
Poland expecting money from Germany is like the US expecting wall money from Mexico. AKA something that will never happen and only complete retards could ever take seriously.
No country on earth fits that description, larpfag.
Can we have have our land back too or is that too long ago
How does this work?
Where do we apply?
they only brought it up because germany kept bullying poland to take refugees.
Yes, we know that 'assets' are not real money, and 'debt, is meaningless when you do not pay. The only constant here is US having a big fucking army, so you can't force them to pay or they nuke you, or hire terrorists to nuke you.
You have to actually resist German occupation instead of surrendering literally 2 hours after having war declared on you.
Hey Hans(Maciej), Germany bombed Guernica and that's not okey, 6 of my grandpas died while they were kids and judging by what they told me it must have been absolutely terrifying.
It happened before Poland by the way
I would pay too but they made a treaty that doesn't allow us to pay reparations
What would Poland do with all that money?
*shrugs*
Schwuchtel
Not grow their economy, that's for sure. This isn't even the first time they demanded reparations. Or received them.
>naivety about the consequences of multiethnic society due to living in homogenous societies for centuries, whereas we've grappled with the Negro Question since our inception
>naivety about the necessity of military strength thanks to implied protection from US/UK
>naivety about the perils of communism
>naivety about diplomatic hardball thanks to outsourcing your foreign policy to the EU (pay for the wall and reparations, also we can tax remittances if Mexico doesn't cough up)
You people have insulated yourself from the realities of life.
>what is sovereign default
Tell me again how the US invaded Argentina in 2001.
nah more like the naivety that makes you think that anyone in nato owes you anything lol
tankie detected
>thinking you can free ride in perpetuity without consequences
There is literally nothing wrong with running fascists over with a T-55.
Yeah didn't your orange retard promise to be tough on NATO at the international summits? Oh right, he bitched right outta there when he got to play with the big boys.
Nobody owes you anything, dumbass. Oh, and for the record only one country has in the history of the alliance invoked the "aah please help me allies aaaaaaaah" clause - guess who!
Who here hoping the Poles leave the EU and devalues their euro?
HAHA
I bet Poland wishes it had an economy strong enough that leaving the EU would drop the value of the euro instead of making it stronger.
Yeah your 900 man army is invaluable to us. Without you we'd have to mobilize the Wyoming national guard.
Surely you're familiar with the concept of deterrence.
Poland doesn't use the euro
Interesting fact: of the Visegrad nations of Czechia, Slovakia, Poland and Hungary, only Czechia and Slovakia use the euro, and only those countries have taken in refugees.
They've only taken 28 between them but still
threads like this really illustrate how dead the platform is.
it's all just shilling.
LOOK AT MY FACTS
LOOK AT THEM
THEY ARE REAL FACTS
NOW CHANGE YOUR MIND
no reasoning, no discussion, just cancer.
fuck you all
So make it better.
Is this your first time experiencing post-fact right-wing political tactics?
There is really nothing that could better this thread desu
In conclusion
a) nobody owes the US anything, and anybody who thinks so has listened to too much retarded and uninformed Trump rambling
b) the only country that ever cried for NATO help is the US
c) the EU represents the largest economy in the world and no one could feasibly attack it
b) and even if they could, anyone who knows the first thing about warfare could tell you that war for territory is basically no longer feasible, as the costs far exceeds the gains
for what? if they pay the poles, the chinks will be next in line looking for some gibs because they got screwed by the Treaty of Versaille when germany gave German China to the Japs.
>a) nobody owes the US anything, and anybody who thinks so has listened to too much retarded and uninformed Trump rambling
The US can withdraw protection and say "have at it Putin". How quickly would your politicians arrange a bargain with the US? The mere threat of this happening is what will eventually force you to pay in some manner or increase your military spending.
>b) the only country that ever cried for NATO help is the US
Again, what is deterrence.
>c) the EU represents the largest economy in the world and no one could feasibly attack it
>the Chinese regimes represent the largest economy in the world and no one could feasibly attack it
>pic related
>d) and even if they could, anyone who knows the first thing about warfare could tell you that war for territory is basically no longer feasible, as the costs far exceeds the gains
Possibly the only point here with some truth in it, in the past economic resources of a sovereign was closely tied to quantity and quality of land controlled, and that's certainly less true today. But even if there's an aggregate loss, a potential attacker could still gain materially or in their geo-strategic position. There's also the potential for holy wars, which are less "rational" in an economic sense.
Weimar 2.0 here we come.
nu-germany deserves it
Czechia doesn't use euro
So about naive and retarded americans, you are exhibit A. You don't have even a basic understanding of geopolitics or of warfare, so you just vomit up a gish gallop of complete bullshit with no redeeming merits whatsoever.
I sincerely hope you're just some kid going through a phase.
It's like they secretly want National Socialism to rise in Germany again.
I imagine it's a bit of both, to be honest.
All of those were rightfully Polish in the first place.
"As a Kraut"
Yeah this smells of Proxy.
Give me some evidence behind that, Schlappschwanz.
why cant our modern day politicians wear capes and be cool
only hitler can wear a cape and look cool
damn
...
that's not enough. you should also have to give your blessing to Poles sharing your wife with Achmed
>being this insecure of the EU
lmao
>Germany is liberally progressive and Poland is staunchly conservative
>Germany will be paying them reparations anyway
This is divine justice.
>TURDeau wearing a rainbow cape
Proxy OP really did a number here.
setllers of catan doesnt have combat. the worst people can do is deny you resources
>Americans
>retarded
>while there was a clear rule that any member of the un should spend at least 2.3% of their bnp on the military, yet only the US does it, while everybody else has been slacking off, especially since the end of the cold war
Unfortunately i have to agree with the US on this one, lots of european nations just didn't hold up the deal.
Don't worry. in the moment of War, we'll break every Weapons limitation without even twitching.
You'd wonder what those factories can do, Piet.
>KRAUT WOMEN GETTING CUKD BY THICK POLISH KIELBASA SCHLONGS
>POLSKIS BRAPPIN ON SEMITE KRAUT BEAKS
>HANS DEEPTHROATING ON ACHMEDS SCIMITAR
WE WILL LIBERATE EUROPA!!!!!!!!
Hey bolan don't keep to urself :D we wan sam moneyz too :DD
Take your meds, work and maybe you will into space someday, OR EVEN INVENT SOMETHING ON YOUR OWN.
Imagine that, poland doing something.
well sure, but what about stockpiles? You're going to need a lot of guns very quickly if war breaks out. And of course KRUPP STEEL BEST STEEL.
Of course i mentioned multiple countries. I'm not sure about the military in situation but out here it's dire. The government has been pulling money out of the military for 40 years. Now our soldiers have rifle training without bullets,have made in china-tier equipment and NOT A SINGLE FUCKING TANK.
So yeah, maybe you can get the gang of Helmut, Heinrich und Uwe together, but if war broke out it's gonna get ugly quicker than you can spit out rifles.
Stop being retarded. The US is owed no NATO payments - no such thing exists or ever existed. The 2% figure is not binding, it is a recommendation and it is not even mentioned in the NATO treaty.
If we can outrun hostile economies in growth, out-invent them and fight against multiple greater countries, then you will have to place your faith in us. we aren't the economic pillar of the shitty EU for jokes, nether-bro.
>Equating both world wars to a board game for virgins.
>You guys teamed up on us.
Well maybe don’t be gigantic retards and invade neutral states and gas Jews (actually pretty cool) and shit.
Watch this shitshow go down just like the "Swiss bank/shoah business" fiasco of the 1990's where the Jews blackmailed the mountain Jews out of billions with (((Uncle Sam's))) help.
The Germans might be big enough cucks to pay out, but the average Pole won't see a dime, it will all disappear into the elites bank accounts and 6 million newly minted holocaust survivors who want their share of the reparation.
Mark my words, the Jews will be in the front of the line for this smorgasbord, and they won't leave but crumbs for the Poles.
Yeah guess where all the Euro fund goes.
Have you ever seen pics of poland? it's third world degree of shit. the people are poor, look deformed and speak gibberish.
It's not about you guys "owing" the US payments, you don't owe us a dime. The goal of the alliance is to create a viable and impressive military coalition, to do that member countries agreed to spend 2.3% of their GDP towards THEIR OWN militaries in order to ensure that they are doing their part to provide security for all.
Instead, we get european freeloaders who don't fund their own militaries and instead give that 2.3% to somali rape olympians, while expecting the US and others to protect them. If you aren't going to fund your own military and protect yourselves then why the hell should you be in NATO, or expect NATO to defend you?
maybe stay out of the conversation when you don't even read it from the start
and the US isn't protecting anyone you delusional fatass. your military is the size it is for no one else's sake than your own.