Brit/pol/ - Remembering Teletext Edition

>Amber Rudd calls Brexit without a deal 'unthinkable'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41655195

>Boundary changes: Latest plans for Commons seats published
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41643467

>Peers could be restricted to 15 years in Lords in drive to cut numbers
theguardian.com/politics/2017/oct/17/peers-could-be-restricted-to-15-years-in-lords-in-drive-to-cut-numbers

>UK inflation at highest since April 2012
bbc.co.uk/news/business-41649498

>Reversing Brexit would boost economy, says OECD
bbc.co.uk/news/business-41652416

>"""""Hate crimes""""" in England and Wales up by 29%
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41648865

>Head of intelligence service says more attacks are ptg inevitable as Britain sees ‘dramatic upshift’ in Islamist terrorism
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/oct/17/uk-most-severe-terror-threat-ever-mi5-islamist

>German economic fears as demand for european cars drops in UK
express.co.uk/news/world/867433/brexit-news-european-car-sales-fall-uk-demand-low-german-manufacturers-economic-fears

>First Brit/pol/ Ruddcunt victim
itv.com/news/wales/2017-09-25/man-arrested-over-hijacked-billboard-in-cardiff/

>Your organs are state property.
bbc.co.uk/news/health-41435255

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How many new Tory PMs will we have before Corbyn?
I say 2 more after May.

Friendly reminder WN is underage

What did the economy mean by this?

>Making sure people like know that you're not entitled to dictate the politics of Britain is benefit enough.

You realise by nature every international arrangement that you enter into limits your sovereignty. NATO, WTO, the Council of Europe, the UN, the OSCE, sports governing bodies etc. The EU is not even a sovereign institution, let alone a sovereign state.

>sure but you would have gained your independence and sovereignty back

Which means what? How is my life going to be tangibly better? All that's happened so far is me losing my rights to freely live, work, and love in 31 other EEA countries.

>before becoming just another satellite Euro state.

We already have an opt-out secured against further integration.

>there are African and Arab nations in the EU

What? Anyway, non-EEA immigration to the UK is higher than EEA.

Pubes singing some Eminem

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What did Brexitcucks mean by this?

BEST

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>You realise by nature every international arrangement that you enter into limits your sovereignty.
And I don't like these international organisations and I want to leave all of the organisations that have any effect on national policy.

Also, I think you forgot to quote the second person your replied to.

He's the Biggest loser in this General tbqh pbuh

Why isn't WN posting a vocaroo?

He's the only tripsmidge not to post one.

I move to revoke his triplord status.

>there are African and Arab nations in the EU
What the fuck, this is absolutely not what he said and you're just making stuff up to argue against instead of arguing against what he said. Stop being dishonest.

Brilliant

BEST

don't be jealous because I rejected you faggot

Can you phone a funeral director? I think I just cringed to death f am

You're already dead. Reading way to much into it.

it's not even me, he left months ago you fucking retards

And Cheshire is the best county of the best country.

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Ha! Bamboozle was a mainstay in our house when I was a kid, that just brought back some memories. Anyone remember Digitiser? .

>Reading way to much into it.
No I'm not at all. The state believes they have some right to my body and that I should have to make a request so that they don't desecrate it. My body is MY absolute right and nothing should ever be done to it without my absolute permission, that's a fundamental pillar of liberty - the right to self. If I have to ask someone not to do something to my body then my body no longer belongs to me, but to the person I'm asking. This is antithetical to the idea of liberty and is just another symptom in the long list of symptoms already amassed by an authoritarian state in the making that views its people as nothing but property. You say what you like but I take my freedom seriously.

QT lineup?

You have to recognise that absolute sovereignty is a thing of the past as we have to follow so many rules in return for trading with other countries, or for being part of NATO, or being part of the UN, or participating in EFTA etc that making all of our own rules is only possible if we pull up the drawbridges and refuse to play any part in the rest of the world. And probably starve as a result.

Lol, he's talking about African and Muslim migrants. That has nothing to do with the European Union.

The idea that Brexit is going to stop high levels of immigration is going to be the biggest lie of the decade. The government will desire to keep businesses happy and so will allow them to scour the globe for the cheapest workers, but instead of white Europeans it will be Indians, Pakistanis, Africans, etc. The UK will be extremely unattractive to Europeans who have better options, but it'll still be attractive to people from poorer Asian and African countries who may now find it easier to get visas as businesses have to work harder to find talent.

Yeah, sure pubey.

>You have to recognise that absolute sovereignty is a thing of the past
I don't debate people who make absolutist statements because you are not trying to debate but dictate. We're done here.

##UndoubtedlyAnglican

>>You have to recognise that absolute sovereignty is a thing of the past

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-41678797

I'm inclined to agree. Smacking is a tool for lazy parents.

Leadership challenge followed by new PM followed by snap election with Corbyn landslide.

Doesn't matter who he's up against, Johnson, Mogg etc...

post vocaroo you fucking underage cunt

fuck you

Convert to Catholicism tbqh

WN don't even think about it, let it slide.

##UndoubtedlyBabyCakes
>youtube.com/watch?v=aOMSZQ7RacQ

>agree
The state has no right to put its nose in to our homes and dictate how we raise our children. They are my children, not yours and not theirs. Leave me alone to raise them.

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>The state has no right to put its nose in to our homes and dictate how we raise our children.
Yes it does. Smacking children is wrong.

Don't forget these youtube.com/watch?v=JQwYiPwkwbc
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>Smacking children is wrong.
There's a difference between discipline and abuse. It's not my fault if you can't see that, but don't you dare try to enforce your opinions on me through state sanctioned threats of imprisonment and violence.

'noon, lads

>but don't you dare try to enforce your opinions on me
Or what? You think you can stand up to the might of the state, lad?

No, toe the line or face the consequences. Absolute freedom is harmful.

>the absolute state of their uniforms

>time to go fight for israel and for muzzies to flood my country
BASED

Ah yes, deflect what I'm saying instead of actually contesting my point, cute. We both know you're doing that because you know no country can be completely isolationist. Even Trump US and its "America First" attitude is still outward reaching (funnily enough we're now going to be their bitches outside the EU).

I also said

>making all of our own rules is only possible if we pull up the drawbridges and refuse to play any part in the rest of the world. And probably starve as a result.

Maybe read my post you plonker.

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>hitting a defenseless child

Fucking looser.

>You think you can stand up to the might of the state, lad?
No, but I'd give it my best shot.

> tfw overseas in Florida.

It's bloody hot.

Just so you can have the right to slap your child? Haha what a twonk. People like you are the reason we need a powerful state.

Hello Caesar Salah.

>Or what? You think you can stand up to the might of the state, lad?
The state can't even stop ISIS jihadists from freely wandering back into Britain.

Are you new?

nonsense

>t.ceaser salah

Who's ceaser salah?
Some autist?

I'm OG m80

>those comments

I fucking hate this country.

>Britain is experiencing a terrorist offensive which is as unrelenting as it is unprecedented, drawing from a growing pool of Islamist extremists, and with some murderous plots taking just a few days from inception to the point of attack, the head of MI5 has warned.
>Andrew Parker, the director general, said he had never faced such a high tempo of attempted and successful bombings, shootings and stabbings in his 34 years of working in the Security Service.
>To add to the security threat, hundreds of British Muslims who had joined Isis in the Middle East are expected to be heading home. More than 800 had made the journey out, said Mr Parker, and around 400 have already returned to Britain.

>Just so you can have the right to slap your child?
I don't want to slap my child, ever. I see more value in using psychological methods to instill positive behaviour but that doesn't mean I accept the state's denial of my right to raise my child according to my own wishes.

I'm memeing Mr serious pants

I used to I've bamboozle , is teletxt still a thing?

>Believing MI5 scaremongering
If there are 500 ex-ISIS terrorists back here, where are they? I see no evidence of their presence.

>impyling being a subhuman NEET isnt worse than being a paki

b-based bennies right g-goys

*love

Well you're just going to have to accept it.

Only fathers should hit their kids, and it should only be a smack and not around the face, but enough for it to hurt. Makes them fear punishment, never did me any harm.

Did you see evidence of decades-long paki rape gangs working with the police before Rotherham?

Don't make me cry; Teletext was class.

Digitiser was class and based and who no teletext archives?

the Police have really upped their ISIS Apologist propaganda

Always suspected you were abused lad.

No I'm not. We're done here.

wrong post

Paki detected.

NEETs are a feature of socialism, pakis are a feature of liberalism. I hate the latter much more.. socialism is good in the environment of a nationalist state with relatively homogeneous society.

There hasn't been a single terrorist attack by an ISIS returnee.

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Yes you are, and you know it.

Smack on the arse when I was acting like a little cunt, when I was older a slap around the face, kept me in line.

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>bobby in his hole.
mental

If Corbyn becomes PM Gibralater and the Falklands will be surrendered leading to a super right wing government in the future legally being able to take them back in a neo-imperialist war not seen since 1982.

Aww shit nigga

As a kid I got a letter published by them for discovering a "cheat" (really a glitch) in Action Fighter on the Master System, whereby if you pressed buttons 1 + 2 exactly when you got sucked into the powerup truck you never came out of it again thus you could watch the whole level go by in a loop. Some of the other kids at primary school saw it and I became famous for having been on the telly.

>Slap on the arse

>MUH BIG POWERFUL STATE
>mi5 is just scaremongering
>there are no isis members in the uk
>rotherham didn't happen with police collusion
>i'm a christian btw
BASED deus vult.

OC

Don't do this to me..

So renting has doubled, but otherwise there isn't that much significant change. Main issue is house prices, no idea how I'm going to afford one desu. I can't even afford a car for a few more months.

I've fucked 3 girls now though, and have 2 more lined up soon. I'm all good.
Thinking of joining police in a few years.

MI5 is scaremongering in order to justify their overreach, there are likely very, very few (if any) ISIS returnees in the UK.

You know, belt to the arse

Aye.
Have a look your power level and anger will increase 1000 fold.
Be patient. Housing will correct. And it will be hilarious.

Blame the shite govs, BoE policies, banks and shitty turd buy to let landlords.
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Have fun being smug during the next terrorist attack lad.

Really gets the Almonds Activating

death penalty for hate speech

Also there's a spiritual successor on the web by Paul "Mr Biffo" Rose :

digitiser2000.com/

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Fuck it's real. independent.co.uk/voices/harvey-weinstein-islam-sexual-assault-rape-womens-rights-a8001521.html
>author Qasim Rashid
What a shock.

Without question or hesitation.

Jesus that's fucked, hoping for the housing bubble to burst soon, when do you think it will happen?

Based Mr.Biffo.
Special mention to Charlie Brooker's early website TVGoHome which was brilliant.