Your best countrybro
Your best countrybro
STFU. Aussies are our true Bros.
i like austria and liechtenstein
don't know how they feel about my country :c
were referred to by US PresidentRonald Reaganin 1982 as "the longest unbroken, peaceful relationship that we have had with any other nation."
Sweet release of death
Brazil and who? USA,Argentina,Uruguay or Portugal
man, what even IS Lichtenstein? what happenes there?
our little brother don't bully
Uruguay is the only decent option you have
Well we never had a real great ally,these countries the only that we don't have a war against is USA,but we help Uruguay in their wars after they declare independence
all the world love us
I think that you mean France
This.....the sooner Americans realize we are on our own the better. I am saying our best aces would be all the Chinese daughters we have here and all the Chicano Mexicans that Mexico doesn't actually want back.
Danke dutch bruder!
That's very kind of you to mention.
Reagan was a great man.
Spain, your imaginary friend doesn't count. Pick someone else please.
idk if romania even knows we exist lol
Then it's Andorra.
well it aint russia, and the trumpster finna braaaaped on the chinese, so idk, maybe pajeets, maybe anglos......NO NO NO, definitely israel
yeah, why doesn't America stop bitching about Mexico and merge?
Just look at the map and see how much cheaper a Guatemala Belize border wall would be!
everything till mexico city is ours by riht of conquest
He sure was
Brazil is pardo and white
Fellow leaf gets it right as rain, m8.
I will die for you
Lets kill some norks and chinks
eesti are invited too
Leaf. Chill out. You know we accept you.
I am 1/2 Polak and 1/2 Hung-Aryan
Umm... Gibraltar is a country, right?
We care about your mental health Russia. Get some friends; what about Syria?
You country is cool
Love you too.
Iceland cause they're our western norse kin.
+ USA (being the first to recognize our independence & being the basis of our constitution)
You are like me, but richer and more exclusive. But we are both much cooler than Germany.
Giovanni, let's make europe great again
What about Italy?
Fuck the USA
Morocco will always be our friend.
It needs to come back.
This. The family.
Shoo randstad t*rk
dragged Romania and Hungary all the way to Stalingrad
the eternal kraut
t. Jesse Klaver
Worst ally ever. They can go fuck themselves.
US + UK
Secondary bff, US + AUSTRALIA
goes to show you can never trust a fucking kraut
Germany is our greatest friend, not some mongrel nation.
Germany is our friend but we both know they murdered our people and invaded us.
I wonder who could be behind this post
Kek i onyl ask because was expecting this
is still mad for losing 2 World Wars
Eternal italian strikes again indeed! Please do not start any war, you got cucked hard after WW2, I can't imagine what happens in a possible WW3...
A proud Brit.
Pakistanis are the Brits true friend, that's why we let them in by the millions.
You went to war with Morocco a few years later. Just saying.
Yeah you're a poo in loo, Churchill hated poo in loos.
Mussolini who insist in entering in the war, all top advisers say for him wait before joining axis
Churchill hated poo in loos
Yup, that's why he recruited poo in loo soldiers and then let millions of poos into the UK.
Mussolini was a dumbfuck, and all italians paid the price for following him. At least we didn't get the worst out of all the Axis. Some italian generals managed to make an agreement with the Allies to no bomb cities when we switched team.
Going to war with people is how you show the world you're friends. It's why everyone knows Germany's best friend is Poland.
Weren't there quotes about him considering beasts with a beast religion? He was also happy about them starving.
We all know the problem are not Pajeets, but Islamic Pajeets.
Even non islamic pajeets are a problem.
It's a awkward relationship, the average Kraut and Kaaskop will disagree on this in public.
More Dutch soldiers died fighting for the Wehrmacht than against it in WWII. Respect our heritage and the sacrifice of our forfathers
That quote is a Sup Forums meme Churchill respected the islamic peoples. Why else would he help out Muslims during the North African campaign?
Yeah respect your ancestors who died fighting for another country, especially the krauts.
Me and my niggas up nawth yo
Not just in public
I thought he was talking about hinduism and indians actually.
Spain and Marruecos
France and Algeria
England and India
Usa and Mexico
They died fighting for the Dutch nation and to piss off the eternal Anglo, just like during the Glorious Revolution.
That's a very American post.
anyone got the "expanded" version of this?
sad but true
They sure cared about you, didn't they?
What about us Flemish?
Are we truly alone in this world?
They fought against the globalist capitalists and communists side by side our German brothers. They didnt fight for Germany, they fought against Stalin.
Mussolini had great oratory but was a retarded
we still have luxembourg.
They did fight for Germany if they were enlisted to the SS.
Usual case of being charismatic and incompetent at the same time.
Wow. The French are good at surrendering.
It's as though the occupational force got a sudden case of extreme in-group preference after getting isolated by the Allied forces who didn't want to liberate my country anymore after only trying once.
Zyt Nederlandsch danwel onafhankelyk.
Nu hebben jullie enkel de Walloniërs
This just in: civilian life on the front lines is shit
When I talk about Holland, I also mean you Flemish :3
But you first have to admit that Dutch sounds cuter
Japan i think.
Sure its an abusive relationship but its a good one.
But you first have to admit that Dutch sounds cuter
They would rather die than admit that
people die during war
I don't think the Swedes "hated" or "cared" the Germans for killing their population, either. That's war, people die.
What about Denmark?
What about it?
You would rather take Iceland than Denmark which is the closest? Weird.
oh dont even get me started on krauts
at stalingrad we told them russians were moving troops in our sector and at least let us crush the bridge head on our side
their answer nein
give us some anti-tank guns nein
okay let us buy and build some nein
and we even told them how many troops russia had before the war and still act surpised
70 years later Romania still demanding gibs from Germany
Iceland is literally Norway 2.0, Denmark speak like they have potatoes in their mouths and have these disgusting things literally fucking everywhere
The only fascist that don't fucked up
and manage to be good for everyone is Salazar
I got your back cousin!
The Russia campaign was one of the most autistic military maneuvers in history. It caused so much damage to European troops and people. That's why I hate the Hitler praising here. He was an insane drug addict that fucked up Europe for long time.
I will never understand this, why Japan? Dind't italy and others european countries helped Germany more than the nippons in WW II?
And Japan didn't attack URSS
It seems like every scandinavian country hates Denmark. Even Sweden seems to hate it.
Salazar? I must have short memory, who is he again?
Lengyel Magyar, két jó barát,
they still have not paid and debts they had to us idiot we gave them free shit oil and more
99 billion euros they had debt to us to this day and they complain about greeks and jews but you are an american so i expect you to be ignorant
Swed- actually no, DENMARK. Fuck Sweden.
Portugal "evil fascist dictator"
Your best countrybro
get a better bro, Poland
Hungary is fucked
You guys are our Best Vassals. I mean Friends. Friends. Best "Friends".
But seriously, lets go wreck some shit in Asia.
Oh, seems like a cool guy.
they were so anal with their weapons they did not even let us buy and make them ourselfs
my favorite part is after Cape Matapan were anglos crushed the italian fleet for lack of radar
the germans gave the italians radar
they never seem to take the blame for anything its all their allies
It saoule be france or netherlands.
That their are a lot of moroccan migrants doesn't count.
why do they make everyone wear that on their heads they arent jews so what gives?
It was a preemptive strike. Maybe Stalin wasn't actually planing to attack, but it's pretty clear Nazi leadership thought he was.
Now if only we could do something about those pesky shitposters.
He was cool and didn't put Portugal in WW2
Hitler start making stupid decisions i even risk to say that he could make all South America fight against USA if he want
Poland, Finland, Estonia, Austria, Croatia and Bulgaria.
We think you are just nondiscript serb from Yugoland.
u know we got it comfy over here byes
Quiet you diaspora kraut, go back to your austrian shithole.
they arent jews
its not just him its them as a whole
the british french and americans were far better allies to have
oh and about him Benito knew about the upcoming war and asked Hitler to wait until i believe 43 of the top of my head
you know so that italy can get some factories recover from long wars he said Ja and then declared war in 39
That's what the Serbs are telling you to keep you down. Your friends lie to the East.
He said a country. You are Dutch clay brother.
Gotta keep up the image.
well it works for you in Japan and Vietnam so you might be on to something
yeah, you can't do that to the italians.
they'd starve to death without the northern economy.
Italy sucked ass in both world wars you dipshit. How many times were the pizzas trying to break through at Isonzo? 8? 9?
I mean if anything we would hate em, most battles fought between two countries is debated wether its Britain - France or Sweden - Denmark. There's tons of battles on both sides.
Anyways we don't really hate em today, its just that we'd rather consider the Finns or Norwegians bros. Most would answer Finland.
we wuz italians n' shiet
We are italians you poor discount kraut. I want to see you try to steal our rightful land.
talks about being shitty at war
Shut up, you mongoloids never achieved anything worthy of attention in both World Wars, infact you cried for Germany's help when your barely stable austro hungarian shithole was getting destroyed by our arditi divisions.
Why not like ?
They just don't win the war because poor coordination something that the allies had
Mussolini think that the victory in France assured a Hitler victory he probably didn't expect that would be a 2 front war
Finlanders and swedes have strong love hate relationship. Together, always <3
<3 Saatana Perkele
But that's weird, aren't the fins really different from scandinavian people?
Rude as well.
We are italians
stopped reading right there
You're good man, I just had to tell him how things actually were. You're still one of the few countries smart enough to not let all these foreigners invade you.
yes and not being willing to share tech even for money
Go farm some potatoes you white nigger.
Finland has been under Swedish rule for 400-500 years in history. Their largest minority is Finno-Swedes, their language has adopted over a thousand Swedish words when they adopted the latin alphabet and they have fought alongside us for centuries. We also have founded most of their major cities. Not to mention there is Norse diaspore mixed with the Uralic Pagans from before these times as well. We have a lot in common.
highly doubt the hungarians will agree (not saying anything just saying)
At least I'm white
Oh I didn't know that, I see. That explains your relationship with Finland.
A kind of white that is looked down by everyone, even americans.
we dont have friends because people blame us for gypsies
even tho we have no way to deal with them or control them and most of europe had them before we gave them more
We got Anime and Manga from you...
I actually agree.
When it comes to war, we both did our best and our troops both fought with valor and efficiency, especially considering the limited resources. Also, we both produced remarkably good equipment, but could not produce enough.
USA and Israel forever!
love you too big bro ;*
I'm pretty sure most of us agrees. And btw who else do we have? Except for Austria, all surrounding nations despise us. The bond between Poland and Hungary is strong. Our nations are really, good friends.
Brothers for life
Notice the American is fat as fuck...
Come on people some of us are NOT porkers (excluding myself... damn you pizza, chicken wings, and cheese hamburgers)
I'm aware of that, Hungary is a great country and in my opinion better than Austria. I wouldn't be suprised if the ones who fought better were the hungarians instead of the austrians.
looked down by everyone,
looked down moreso than making your allies lose every war?
If we did actually have that power of making our allies lose just like that I would be amazed, but no, incompetence cannot be blamed to the italians only. Germans digged their own graves when they decided to fight in two fronts.
You beaners to the south ain't all bad and if it were up to me I'd cleanse the CIA funding your cartels and then send death squads to purge your land of the filth.
Denmark is the most boring out of the scandinavian countries, the land is completely flat and there's just windmills everywhere, the only bonus i guess is legoland
no one likes france ...
Britain has the special relationship, Japan is our best vassal state, and Israel is our overlord.
A tie between Hungary and Latvia.
Belarus might have some autistic folks in the gubirment, but the people are ok. Pepiki aka Czech Republic are also nice.
Usa and God
well we do or did for leaning on the turks during our independence
and sending this man in WW1 also sorry for the gyppos
Some French like France.
Americas best bros --UK, France and Germany--have been cucked and invaded.
Oh wait so have we and our gentle neighbor to the north.
dutch clay brother
Let the french fuck off and join your rightful clay as one
France is cool, the money from your workers tax is sent here for our drinking money.
If italians had stayed out of the war the axis would have had a better chance of winning. Italy crippled their allies while offering minimal help.
India i guess
Why did u fags even split up
We have not been cucked.
It'll just be more territory for us
Oh really? What if Italy while remaining neutral had the bright idea of letting the Allies transit trought their country?
Wait, when did the Germans ever kill our population?
once you get your electrical grid fixed
Not even sure about that (Macron elected). At least i do ...
Didn't know about that, awesome ! Yeah, shiny-hunters are a plague for everyone. I like Romania, you sent us pretty lit guys (Ionesco, Cioran, Tzara ...).
it funny france is the only one you did not go to war with at any point in time
that if you dont count Vichy france
because a dane is far less likely to be cucked, and I already have some based danish friends. Despite the language sounding complete shit, I quite like the danish people. Swedes can be cool too, but lets not fool ourselves. A swede is more likely to be a far-left ideologue
the faroe islands is like that one autistic little brother that you can't help but be overly protective of
Swedish are merely children of god
Det är sant, dessvärre.
Is that why they are being destroyed by ugly apes mr.pope?
Oh, i see your holiness is on. How is life in the Vatican?
what is operation Thunder?
Danes have the best scandi language.
Well fuck you too
I consider Norway our bros
Would be a good plan, why didn't they do that?
oh yeah the people loved france even our capital was called little Paris or Paris of the Balkans for how close we made it look
the elites were german loving and a german king so it goes to explain our behaviour to both
I fucking hate my government so fucking bad. Like, I'm forced to pay for a Marxist media license AND pay 300 bucks for "tear on roads", like isn't that covered with our fucking 50% taxes already, god damn it I want to kill everybody here. Don't even get me started on the weather.
I prefer to pay you a drink to paying the breeding of sandnigs.
To me, one bff couldn't be effective in regard to France's history (military alliance with Sweden, Latin brotherhood with Portugal Spain Italy and Romania, Germany rivalry and friendship after WWII and their wonderful culture that influenced us, USA historical allies, a romantic love for Russia, Japan is cool too...).
But if i have to choose absolutely : the UK, best friends-rivals, historical linked at heart.
And Russia for the strategic-romantic stuff. I really love this country, despite its flaws (everybody has some).
But UK to me.
Nej nu jävlar
Because Mussolini for some unknown reason decided it was a better idea to ally with the Axis and join the war instead, oh well, stuff happened already, so it's useless crying about the past.
you poles are allright, the hate for russkies really has brought me together with some pole bros irl
Why are Americans always riding Australias dick so hard?
believing your literally retarded national propaganda
We are your bros. We see you as Bulgarians. Even if you want to larp as Alexanderz n sheet, you still have our blood.
Unironically hope Finland will still be there.
We have history and so much much mixed kin. I know we've gone downhill but a part of me believes and hopes the no-nonsense cousin can slap us out of it rather than abandon us.
Life serves me well as a disciple of God, for I dedicate my every day and moment to him
It's the tiny version of Switzerland. They pay in swiss francs too, we protect them with our army and they have even more banks per capita than we do. The only difference is that they don't like democracy, they favor having a prince to rule over them.
The dead rule the living
Pope a kike puppet confirmed
Don't know, don't care. Let them do their thing.
He is. I can't see a reason anyone would dislike him.
When is the next crusade on? We're a bit tense from all the waiting.
Also Belarus, some of balts and other west slavs.
when we get together we make cool shit like the concorde, needs to happen more
The next Christian crusade will occur on the ides of March on the 2020th year anno domini
Pretty sure the English-French rivalry was the longest one in history, tho.
You didn't get along 99% of the time.
True but that relationship spurred us both on to greater heights, competition breeds excellence.
Totally, we should do stuff together more often.
We didn't got along justly because we're deeply linked, since William the conqueror and the Plantagenet and the Capet dynasties.
Young countries can't understand that.
Is this Jesus himself?
Bulgaria and who? Croatia?
if they fought better we would live in a world where we actually love them
danke is german idiot
Checked Australia is truly the greatest ally
i smell gas
This is true, but it was still a rivalry nonetheless.
If you say so mate
It's "bedankt", not danke.
Do not transgress against my greatest ally
I will call upon divine forces to smite you with furious anger if this behavior continues
a non country with no allies
I knew the Vatican was a jewish puppet.
bet the Pope is a jew too
well, jesus was too...
The Thirty Years War, a shit ton of Germans, like 30 or 40% of the total population, died as a result after the war, which pitted one of the sides, which had the Germans, against the other, which had Swedes. Shit happens during war, we are brutal and kill each other, sucks but it's a reality of life.
i told you about this cunt but you didn't listen
I would love to love Japan but our thought leader has told us you guys are all sexist.