Your country

Christian Sullivan
Christian Sullivan

Your country
Your best countrybro

Poland
Hungary

All urls found in this thread:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Netherlands–United_States_relations
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moroccan–American_Treaty_of_Friendship
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_famine_of_1944–45
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-iIsPWiOGY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb6wK4dP2P8
Adam Turner
Adam Turner

United States
Canada

Angel Turner
Angel Turner

STFU. Aussies are our true Bros.

Leo Sanchez
Leo Sanchez

i like austria and liechtenstein
don't know how they feel about my country :c

Parker Campbell
Parker Campbell

Portugal
United Kingdom

Aiden Powell
Aiden Powell

Netherlands
United States

were referred to by US PresidentRonald Reaganin 1982 as "the longest unbroken, peaceful relationship that we have had with any other nation."
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Netherlands–United_States_relations

Nathaniel Gray
Nathaniel Gray

Serbia
Sweet release of death

Nathan Bennett
Nathan Bennett

Germany
Netherland

Jack Morales
Jack Morales

Brazil and who? USA,Argentina,Uruguay or Portugal

Nathan Perez
Nathan Perez

man, what even IS Lichtenstein? what happenes there?

Jaxson Wood
Jaxson Wood

Spain
Catalonia

David James
David James

our little brother don't bully

Tyler Johnson
Tyler Johnson

Uruguay is the only decent option you have

Justin Long
Justin Long

Belgium
Morocco

Zachary Hughes
Zachary Hughes

Well we never had a real great ally,these countries the only that we don't have a war against is USA,but we help Uruguay in their wars after they declare independence

Colton Wright
Colton Wright

literally nobody

Julian Hall
Julian Hall

Flag
pic
:'(

Ayden Allen
Ayden Allen

Romania?

Connor Jackson
Connor Jackson

all the world love us

Jonathan Wilson
Jonathan Wilson

I think that you mean France

Oliver Phillips
Oliver Phillips

Northern Italy
Austria

Jonathan Johnson
Jonathan Johnson

This.....the sooner Americans realize we are on our own the better. I am saying our best aces would be all the Chinese daughters we have here and all the Chicano Mexicans that Mexico doesn't actually want back.

Brandon Barnes
Brandon Barnes

Danke dutch bruder!
That's very kind of you to mention.

Reagan was a great man.

Xavier Cruz
Xavier Cruz

Spain, your imaginary friend doesn't count. Pick someone else please.

David Baker
David Baker

idk if romania even knows we exist lol

Dylan Sanchez
Dylan Sanchez

latvia
lithuania

Julian Price
Julian Price

Japan

Jackson Morris
Jackson Morris

I...is...Israel?

Landon Jackson
Landon Jackson

Then it's Andorra.

Brody White
Brody White

niger

Landon Taylor
Landon Taylor

well it aint russia, and the trumpster finna braaaaped on the chinese, so idk, maybe pajeets, maybe anglos......NO NO NO, definitely israel

Nicholas Ross
Nicholas Ross

Austria
Israel

Easton Davis
Easton Davis

yeah, why doesn't America stop bitching about Mexico and merge?

Just look at the map and see how much cheaper a Guatemala Belize border wall would be!

Eli Bell
Eli Bell

United States
Israel

Charles Sanders
Charles Sanders

everything till mexico city is ours by riht of conquest

William Ross
William Ross

Australia
New Zealand

James Anderson
James Anderson

He sure was

Luis Edwards
Luis Edwards

Japan
America
WW3 when?

Josiah Thompson
Josiah Thompson

Why?

Brazil is pardo and white

Dominic Peterson
Dominic Peterson

Sweden
Afghanistan/Iraq/Somalia/Syria

Ryan Clark
Ryan Clark

Fellow leaf gets it right as rain, m8.

Lincoln Moore
Lincoln Moore

USA
Australia

Mason Brooks
Mason Brooks

I will die for you

Charles Rodriguez
Charles Rodriguez

Germany
Nippon

Zachary Williams
Zachary Williams

Canada, bbc

Charles Turner
Charles Turner

<3

Ryan Garcia
Ryan Garcia

Lets kill some norks and chinks

Parker Edwards
Parker Edwards

im joking

Camden Smith
Camden Smith

Lithuanian braliukas
eesti are invited too

Sebastian Peterson
Sebastian Peterson

^this

Connor Howard
Connor Howard

Leaf. Chill out. You know we accept you.

Right bro?

Nathaniel Carter
Nathaniel Carter

This.

Nathaniel Davis
Nathaniel Davis

I am 1/2 Polak and 1/2 Hung-Aryan

Cooper Ortiz
Cooper Ortiz

Russia
Russia

Alexander Lewis
Alexander Lewis

Vestlandet
Norway

Logan Cooper
Logan Cooper

UK.

Umm... Gibraltar is a country, right?

Asher Young
Asher Young

We care about your mental health Russia. Get some friends; what about Syria?

Luis Clark
Luis Clark

I know
You country is cool

Benjamin Harris
Benjamin Harris

Love you too.

Samuel Barnes
Samuel Barnes

Norway
Iceland cause they're our western norse kin.
+ USA (being the first to recognize our independence & being the basis of our constitution)

Kevin Allen
Kevin Allen

You are like me, but richer and more exclusive. But we are both much cooler than Germany.

Cooper Fisher
Cooper Fisher

Giovanni, let's make europe great again

Nolan Bennett
Nolan Bennett

this

Adam Cook
Adam Cook

France
Iran

Oliver Robinson
Oliver Robinson

What about Italy?

Ayden Rodriguez
Ayden Rodriguez

Obviously Morocco.

Jaxon Sanchez
Jaxon Sanchez

Fuck the USA

Jacob Carter
Jacob Carter

USA
Israel
:^)

Logan Nelson
Logan Nelson

Ja

Owen Harris
Owen Harris

Austria
Hungary

Dylan King
Dylan King

Morocco will always be our friend.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moroccan–American_Treaty_of_Friendship

Carson Morales
Carson Morales

It needs to come back.

Mason Green
Mason Green

This. The family.

Zachary Fisher
Zachary Fisher

Shoo randstad t*rk

Noah Wilson
Noah Wilson

dragged Romania and Hungary all the way to Stalingrad
get slaughtered
muh Nippon
the eternal kraut

Joseph Morgan
Joseph Morgan

t. Jesse Klaver

Angel Reyes
Angel Reyes

Worst ally ever. They can go fuck themselves.

Henry Nelson
Henry Nelson

US + UK

Secondary bff, US + AUSTRALIA

Bentley Phillips
Bentley Phillips

goes to show you can never trust a fucking kraut

Aaron Fisher
Aaron Fisher

Germany is our greatest friend, not some mongrel nation.

Anthony Clark
Anthony Clark

Britain
Pakistan

Henry Myers
Henry Myers

Germany is our friend but we both know they murdered our people and invaded us.

Dominic Perry
Dominic Perry

I wonder who could be behind this post

Robert Cooper
Robert Cooper

Kek i onyl ask because was expecting this

Liam Wilson
Liam Wilson

is still mad for losing 2 World Wars
Eternal italian strikes again indeed! Please do not start any war, you got cucked hard after WW2, I can't imagine what happens in a possible WW3...

James Foster
James Foster

*only

Cameron Cruz
Cameron Cruz

A proud Brit.
Pakistanis are the Brits true friend, that's why we let them in by the millions.

Jackson Price
Jackson Price

kek

Chase Walker
Chase Walker

You went to war with Morocco a few years later. Just saying.

Jaxson Morales
Jaxson Morales

Yeah you're a poo in loo, Churchill hated poo in loos.

Austin Sullivan
Austin Sullivan

Mussolini who insist in entering in the war, all top advisers say for him wait before joining axis

Brandon Sullivan
Brandon Sullivan

Churchill hated poo in loos
Yup, that's why he recruited poo in loo soldiers and then let millions of poos into the UK.

Gavin Kelly
Gavin Kelly

Mussolini was a dumbfuck, and all italians paid the price for following him. At least we didn't get the worst out of all the Axis. Some italian generals managed to make an agreement with the Allies to no bomb cities when we switched team.

Chase Clark
Chase Clark

Going to war with people is how you show the world you're friends. It's why everyone knows Germany's best friend is Poland.

Jace Campbell
Jace Campbell

easy!

Colton Gomez
Colton Gomez

Weren't there quotes about him considering beasts with a beast religion? He was also happy about them starving.

Angel Myers
Angel Myers

Serbia
Also Serbia

Adrian Torres
Adrian Torres

We all know the problem are not Pajeets, but Islamic Pajeets.

Lincoln Watson
Lincoln Watson

Even non islamic pajeets are a problem.

Benjamin Green
Benjamin Green

Germany
Holland

It's a awkward relationship, the average Kraut and Kaaskop will disagree on this in public.

Mason Roberts
Mason Roberts

More Dutch soldiers died fighting for the Wehrmacht than against it in WWII. Respect our heritage and the sacrifice of our forfathers

Dylan Lee
Dylan Lee

Shut up.

Eli Rogers
Eli Rogers

<4

Charles Russell
Charles Russell

That quote is a Sup Forums meme Churchill respected the islamic peoples. Why else would he help out Muslims during the North African campaign?

Sebastian White
Sebastian White

Yeah respect your ancestors who died fighting for another country, especially the krauts.

Xavier King
Xavier King

Me and my niggas up nawth yo

Jonathan Lee
Jonathan Lee

Not just in public

Jacob Bennett
Jacob Bennett

I thought he was talking about hinduism and indians actually.

Benjamin Smith
Benjamin Smith

Spain and Marruecos
France and Algeria
England and India
Usa and Mexico

Asher Morris
Asher Morris

They died fighting for the Dutch nation and to piss off the eternal Anglo, just like during the Glorious Revolution.

Hudson Bennett
Hudson Bennett

That's a very American post.

Nolan James
Nolan James

anyone got the "expanded" version of this?

Jace Mitchell
Jace Mitchell

sad but true

Brody Richardson
Brody Richardson

Soon

Owen Adams
Owen Adams

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_famine_of_1944–45
They sure cared about you, didn't they?

Logan King
Logan King

What about us Flemish?
Are we truly alone in this world?

Jordan Lee
Jordan Lee

Yeah sure.

Evan Williams
Evan Williams

They fought against the globalist capitalists and communists side by side our German brothers. They didnt fight for Germany, they fought against Stalin.

see: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-iIsPWiOGY

Robert Bell
Robert Bell

Mussolini had great oratory but was a retarded

Brody Brooks
Brody Brooks

Ireland
Scotland

Juan Murphy
Juan Murphy

we still have luxembourg.

Parker Peterson
Parker Peterson

They did fight for Germany if they were enlisted to the SS.

Usual case of being charismatic and incompetent at the same time.

Luke Cruz
Luke Cruz

Wow. The French are good at surrendering.

William Gutierrez
William Gutierrez

It's as though the occupational force got a sudden case of extreme in-group preference after getting isolated by the Allied forces who didn't want to liberate my country anymore after only trying once.

Zyt Nederlandsch danwel onafhankelyk.
Nu hebben jullie enkel de Walloniërs

John Perry
John Perry

This just in: civilian life on the front lines is shit
Anything else?

Carter Ortiz
Carter Ortiz

When I talk about Holland, I also mean you Flemish :3

But you first have to admit that Dutch sounds cuter

Henry Price
Henry Price

Japan i think.

Sure its an abusive relationship but its a good one.

Kayden Lee
Kayden Lee

But you first have to admit that Dutch sounds cuter
They would rather die than admit that

Thomas Butler
Thomas Butler

Norway
Iceland

fuck sweden

Parker Ramirez
Parker Ramirez

people die during war
I don't think the Swedes "hated" or "cared" the Germans for killing their population, either. That's war, people die.

David Roberts
David Roberts

What about Denmark?

Dominic Turner
Dominic Turner

What about it?

Brandon Hughes
Brandon Hughes

You would rather take Iceland than Denmark which is the closest? Weird.

Tyler Morgan
Tyler Morgan

oh dont even get me started on krauts

at stalingrad we told them russians were moving troops in our sector and at least let us crush the bridge head on our side
their answer nein

give us some anti-tank guns nein

okay let us buy and build some nein

and we even told them how many troops russia had before the war and still act surpised

Jonathan Hill
Jonathan Hill

Spain
Italy

Nicholas Murphy
Nicholas Murphy

70 years later Romania still demanding gibs from Germany

Charles White
Charles White

Iceland is literally Norway 2.0, Denmark speak like they have potatoes in their mouths and have these disgusting things literally fucking everywhere

Colton White
Colton White

The only fascist that don't fucked up
and manage to be good for everyone is Salazar

Julian King
Julian King

I got your back cousin!

Blake Bailey
Blake Bailey

The Russia campaign was one of the most autistic military maneuvers in history. It caused so much damage to European troops and people. That's why I hate the Hitler praising here. He was an insane drug addict that fucked up Europe for long time.

Oliver Jackson
Oliver Jackson

I will never understand this, why Japan? Dind't italy and others european countries helped Germany more than the nippons in WW II?

Luis Flores
Luis Flores

And Japan didn't attack URSS

Leo Johnson
Leo Johnson

It seems like every scandinavian country hates Denmark. Even Sweden seems to hate it.

Salazar? I must have short memory, who is he again?

Josiah Clark
Josiah Clark

Lengyel Magyar, két jó barát,

Levi Fisher
Levi Fisher

United States
Israel

Stay butthurt.

Blake Peterson
Blake Peterson

they still have not paid and debts they had to us idiot we gave them free shit oil and more

99 billion euros they had debt to us to this day and they complain about greeks and jews but you are an american so i expect you to be ignorant

Ryan Richardson
Ryan Richardson

Norway
Swed- actually no, DENMARK. Fuck Sweden.

Nathaniel Jenkins
Nathaniel Jenkins

Portugal "evil fascist dictator"

Carson Cook
Carson Cook

Your best countrybro
get a better bro, Poland

Hungary is fucked

Liam Collins
Liam Collins

You guys are our Best Vassals. I mean Friends. Friends. Best "Friends".

But seriously, lets go wreck some shit in Asia.

Aiden Wilson
Aiden Wilson

Oh, seems like a cool guy.

Gabriel Hernandez
Gabriel Hernandez

they were so anal with their weapons they did not even let us buy and make them ourselfs

my favorite part is after Cape Matapan were anglos crushed the italian fleet for lack of radar
the germans gave the italians radar

they never seem to take the blame for anything its all their allies

Kayden Morales
Kayden Morales

How ??
It saoule be france or netherlands.
That their are a lot of moroccan migrants doesn't count.

Ryan Rogers
Ryan Rogers

Estonia probably.

Brandon Clark
Brandon Clark

why do they make everyone wear that on their heads they arent jews so what gives?

Lucas Cruz
Lucas Cruz

It was a preemptive strike. Maybe Stalin wasn't actually planing to attack, but it's pretty clear Nazi leadership thought he was.

Dominic Cooper
Dominic Cooper

Now if only we could do something about those pesky shitposters.

Jace Reed
Jace Reed

He was cool and didn't put Portugal in WW2

Hitler start making stupid decisions i even risk to say that he could make all South America fight against USA if he want

Luis James
Luis James

Netherlands
Germany

Colton Mitchell
Colton Mitchell

serbia?

Cameron Bell
Cameron Bell

Israel
Greater Israel

Bentley Bell
Bentley Bell

Hungary.
Poland, Finland, Estonia, Austria, Croatia and Bulgaria.

Jonathan Torres
Jonathan Torres

We think you are just nondiscript serb from Yugoland.

Noah Wood
Noah Wood

Canada
America

<3

u know we got it comfy over here byes

Blake Kelly
Blake Kelly

Quiet you diaspora kraut, go back to your austrian shithole.
t.veneziano.

Ethan Morales
Ethan Morales

they arent jews

Josiah Long
Josiah Long

its not just him its them as a whole
the british french and americans were far better allies to have

oh and about him Benito knew about the upcoming war and asked Hitler to wait until i believe 43 of the top of my head
you know so that italy can get some factories recover from long wars he said Ja and then declared war in 39

Elijah Harris
Elijah Harris

That's what the Serbs are telling you to keep you down. Your friends lie to the East.

Jacob Barnes
Jacob Barnes

He said a country. You are Dutch clay brother.

Brayden Wood
Brayden Wood

fair point

Jaxon Parker
Jaxon Parker

Gotta keep up the image.

Nathan Morris
Nathan Morris

Oh boy

Adam Davis
Adam Davis

well it works for you in Japan and Vietnam so you might be on to something

Aiden Edwards
Aiden Edwards

yeah, you can't do that to the italians.
they'd starve to death without the northern economy.

Brayden Campbell
Brayden Campbell

Italy sucked ass in both world wars you dipshit. How many times were the pizzas trying to break through at Isonzo? 8? 9?

Ian Martin
Ian Martin

Czech Republic
Slovakia

Joshua Carter
Joshua Carter

I mean if anything we would hate em, most battles fought between two countries is debated wether its Britain - France or Sweden - Denmark. There's tons of battles on both sides.

Anyways we don't really hate em today, its just that we'd rather consider the Finns or Norwegians bros. Most would answer Finland.

Michael Rodriguez
Michael Rodriguez

Rude.

Jonathan Morales
Jonathan Morales

Woah

John Hill
John Hill

we wuz italians n' shiet
We are italians you poor discount kraut. I want to see you try to steal our rightful land.

hungary
talks about being shitty at war
Shut up, you mongoloids never achieved anything worthy of attention in both World Wars, infact you cried for Germany's help when your barely stable austro hungarian shithole was getting destroyed by our arditi divisions.

Jackson Evans
Jackson Evans

Why not like ?

Carson Bell
Carson Bell

They just don't win the war because poor coordination something that the allies had

Mussolini think that the victory in France assured a Hitler victory he probably didn't expect that would be a 2 front war

Chase Adams
Chase Adams

Finlanders and swedes have strong love hate relationship. Together, always <3

Robert Hill
Robert Hill

<3 Saatana Perkele

Juan Barnes
Juan Barnes

But that's weird, aren't the fins really different from scandinavian people?

Ian Carter
Ian Carter

Rude as well.

Julian Rivera
Julian Rivera

somalia

Charles Murphy
Charles Murphy

We are italians
stopped reading right there

Nicholas Davis
Nicholas Davis

You're good man, I just had to tell him how things actually were. You're still one of the few countries smart enough to not let all these foreigners invade you.

Joshua Johnson
Joshua Johnson

paraguay, faggot

Jose Gomez
Jose Gomez

yes and not being willing to share tech even for money

Christian Perry
Christian Perry

Go farm some potatoes you white nigger.

Robert Wood
Robert Wood

Finland has been under Swedish rule for 400-500 years in history. Their largest minority is Finno-Swedes, their language has adopted over a thousand Swedish words when they adopted the latin alphabet and they have fought alongside us for centuries. We also have founded most of their major cities. Not to mention there is Norse diaspore mixed with the Uralic Pagans from before these times as well. We have a lot in common.

Nathaniel White
Nathaniel White

Poland
Hungary
highly doubt the hungarians will agree (not saying anything just saying)

Logan Ross
Logan Ross

At least I'm white

Justin Richardson
Justin Richardson

flag
pic
:D

Hunter Adams
Hunter Adams

Oh I didn't know that, I see. That explains your relationship with Finland.

Colton James
Colton James

A kind of white that is looked down by everyone, even americans.

Kevin Jenkins
Kevin Jenkins

we dont have friends because people blame us for gypsies
even tho we have no way to deal with them or control them and most of europe had them before we gave them more

Cooper Long
Cooper Long

We got Anime and Manga from you...
THANK YOU!

Angel Martinez
Angel Martinez

I actually agree.

When it comes to war, we both did our best and our troops both fought with valor and efficiency, especially considering the limited resources. Also, we both produced remarkably good equipment, but could not produce enough.

Aiden Young
Aiden Young

United States
Israel

USA and Israel forever!

John Foster
John Foster

love you too big bro ;*

Kevin Wilson
Kevin Wilson

I'm pretty sure most of us agrees. And btw who else do we have? Except for Austria, all surrounding nations despise us. The bond between Poland and Hungary is strong. Our nations are really, good friends.

Jose Nelson
Jose Nelson

Brothers for life

Isaac Ward
Isaac Ward

Austria
Slovenia

David James
David James

Notice the American is fat as fuck...
Come on people some of us are NOT porkers (excluding myself... damn you pizza, chicken wings, and cheese hamburgers)

Parker Martin
Parker Martin

I'm aware of that, Hungary is a great country and in my opinion better than Austria. I wouldn't be suprised if the ones who fought better were the hungarians instead of the austrians.

Jaxon Morgan
Jaxon Morgan

looked down by everyone,
looked down moreso than making your allies lose every war?

Adrian Flores
Adrian Flores

Vatican state

Israel

Colton White
Colton White

If we did actually have that power of making our allies lose just like that I would be amazed, but no, incompetence cannot be blamed to the italians only. Germans digged their own graves when they decided to fight in two fronts.

Jason Long
Jason Long

You beaners to the south ain't all bad and if it were up to me I'd cleanse the CIA funding your cartels and then send death squads to purge your land of the filth.

Logan Hernandez
Logan Hernandez

Denmark is the most boring out of the scandinavian countries, the land is completely flat and there's just windmills everywhere, the only bonus i guess is legoland

Carter Cook
Carter Cook

T_D
Sup Forums

Daniel Fisher
Daniel Fisher

no one likes france ...

Anthony Thompson
Anthony Thompson

Yes sure

Rare

Ethan Baker
Ethan Baker

Britain has the special relationship, Japan is our best vassal state, and Israel is our overlord.

It's complicated.

Isaac Lopez
Isaac Lopez

Polan
A tie between Hungary and Latvia.

Belarus might have some autistic folks in the gubirment, but the people are ok. Pepiki aka Czech Republic are also nice.

Juan Brooks
Juan Brooks

Usa and God

Jose Stewart
Jose Stewart

well we do or did for leaning on the turks during our independence
and sending this man in WW1 also sorry for the gyppos

Ryder Roberts
Ryder Roberts

Some French like France.

Thomas Ortiz
Thomas Ortiz

Americas best bros --UK, France and Germany--have been cucked and invaded.
Oh wait so have we and our gentle neighbor to the north.

Ethan Torres
Ethan Torres

dutch clay brother
Let the french fuck off and join your rightful clay as one

Brody Price
Brody Price

France is cool, the money from your workers tax is sent here for our drinking money.
If italians had stayed out of the war the axis would have had a better chance of winning. Italy crippled their allies while offering minimal help.

Asher White
Asher White

India i guess

Matthew Garcia
Matthew Garcia

Why did u fags even split up

Ian Collins
Ian Collins

Cuba?

Matthew Gomez
Matthew Gomez

We have not been cucked.
It'll just be more territory for us

Benjamin Wright
Benjamin Wright

USA
USA

Camden Walker
Camden Walker

Oh really? What if Italy while remaining neutral had the bright idea of letting the Allies transit trought their country?

Gavin Rogers
Gavin Rogers

Wait, when did the Germans ever kill our population?

Jace Cruz
Jace Cruz

once you get your electrical grid fixed

Gabriel Foster
Gabriel Foster

Not even sure about that (Macron elected). At least i do ...

Didn't know about that, awesome ! Yeah, shiny-hunters are a plague for everyone. I like Romania, you sent us pretty lit guys (Ionesco, Cioran, Tzara ...).

Sebastian Lopez
Sebastian Lopez

it funny france is the only one you did not go to war with at any point in time
that if you dont count Vichy france

Easton Anderson
Easton Anderson

because a dane is far less likely to be cucked, and I already have some based danish friends. Despite the language sounding complete shit, I quite like the danish people. Swedes can be cool too, but lets not fool ourselves. A swede is more likely to be a far-left ideologue

Aaron Martin
Aaron Martin

the faroe islands is like that one autistic little brother that you can't help but be overly protective of

Daniel Campbell
Daniel Campbell

Swedish are merely children of god

Evan Bailey
Evan Bailey

Det är sant, dessvärre.

Easton Richardson
Easton Richardson

Is that why they are being destroyed by ugly apes mr.pope?

Chase Garcia
Chase Garcia

Oh, i see your holiness is on. How is life in the Vatican?

Daniel Stewart
Daniel Stewart

Finland
Estonia

Colton Phillips
Colton Phillips

what is operation Thunder?
lurk more

Nolan Collins
Nolan Collins

Danes have the best scandi language.

Thomas Taylor
Thomas Taylor

Well fuck you too
I consider Norway our bros

Hunter Ortiz
Hunter Ortiz

Serbia
Croatia

William Lee
William Lee

Would be a good plan, why didn't they do that?

Thomas Phillips
Thomas Phillips

oh yeah the people loved france even our capital was called little Paris or Paris of the Balkans for how close we made it look

the elites were german loving and a german king so it goes to explain our behaviour to both

Julian Thomas
Julian Thomas

I fucking hate my government so fucking bad. Like, I'm forced to pay for a Marxist media license AND pay 300 bucks for "tear on roads", like isn't that covered with our fucking 50% taxes already, god damn it I want to kill everybody here. Don't even get me started on the weather.

Josiah Jenkins
Josiah Jenkins

I prefer to pay you a drink to paying the breeding of sandnigs.

To me, one bff couldn't be effective in regard to France's history (military alliance with Sweden, Latin brotherhood with Portugal Spain Italy and Romania, Germany rivalry and friendship after WWII and their wonderful culture that influenced us, USA historical allies, a romantic love for Russia, Japan is cool too...).

But if i have to choose absolutely : the UK, best friends-rivals, historical linked at heart.

And Russia for the strategic-romantic stuff. I really love this country, despite its flaws (everybody has some).

But UK to me.

Thomas Sullivan
Thomas Sullivan

'MURICA
Australia

Sebastian Watson
Sebastian Watson

Nej nu jävlar

Brandon Kelly
Brandon Kelly

Because Mussolini for some unknown reason decided it was a better idea to ally with the Axis and join the war instead, oh well, stuff happened already, so it's useless crying about the past.

Landon Gray
Landon Gray

you poles are allright, the hate for russkies really has brought me together with some pole bros irl

Thomas Ortiz
Thomas Ortiz

Why are Americans always riding Australias dick so hard?

James James
James James

believing your literally retarded national propaganda
We are your bros. We see you as Bulgarians. Even if you want to larp as Alexanderz n sheet, you still have our blood.

Thomas Hill
Thomas Hill

Sweden
Unironically hope Finland will still be there.

We have history and so much much mixed kin. I know we've gone downhill but a part of me believes and hopes the no-nonsense cousin can slap us out of it rather than abandon us.

Connor Foster
Connor Foster

Life serves me well as a disciple of God, for I dedicate my every day and moment to him

Ryan James
Ryan James

It's the tiny version of Switzerland. They pay in swiss francs too, we protect them with our army and they have even more banks per capita than we do. The only difference is that they don't like democracy, they favor having a prince to rule over them.

Grayson Adams
Grayson Adams

8 seconds

Aiden Nguyen
Aiden Nguyen

The dead rule the living

pic related

Blake King
Blake King

Pope a kike puppet confirmed

Jaxon Flores
Jaxon Flores

Don't know, don't care. Let them do their thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb6wK4dP2P8

Easton Ramirez
Easton Ramirez

He is. I can't see a reason anyone would dislike him.

Benjamin Turner
Benjamin Turner

When is the next crusade on? We're a bit tense from all the waiting.

Lincoln Jackson
Lincoln Jackson

US
Australia

Andrew Wood
Andrew Wood

Also Belarus, some of balts and other west slavs.

Colton Turner
Colton Turner

Britain
France
when we get together we make cool shit like the concorde, needs to happen more

Jayden Howard
Jayden Howard

The next Christian crusade will occur on the ides of March on the 2020th year anno domini

Mason Robinson
Mason Robinson

Pretty sure the English-French rivalry was the longest one in history, tho.
You didn't get along 99% of the time.

Luke Wood
Luke Wood

True but that relationship spurred us both on to greater heights, competition breeds excellence.

Evan Ross
Evan Ross

Germany
Turki

Luke Morris
Luke Morris

yes please

Henry Perez
Henry Perez

Totally, we should do stuff together more often.

We didn't got along justly because we're deeply linked, since William the conqueror and the Plantagenet and the Capet dynasties.

Young countries can't understand that.

Blake Parker
Blake Parker

Is this Jesus himself?

Noah Kelly
Noah Kelly

Bulgaria and who? Croatia?

Nolan Nguyen
Nolan Nguyen

cheese hamburgers

Brandon Sanders
Brandon Sanders

CSA
USA

Zachary Sanchez
Zachary Sanchez

if they fought better we would live in a world where we actually love them

Liam Sullivan
Liam Sullivan

Hungary

Elijah Taylor
Elijah Taylor

Kill yourself

Adrian Hughes
Adrian Hughes

Britain +
Australia

Aaron Martinez
Aaron Martinez

danke is german idiot

David Ramirez
David Ramirez

Checked Australia is truly the greatest ally

Brody Cook
Brody Cook

/int/

Daniel Gonzalez
Daniel Gonzalez

i smell gas

Wyatt Kelly
Wyatt Kelly

This is true, but it was still a rivalry nonetheless.

If you say so mate

It's "bedankt", not danke.

Logan Butler
Logan Butler

Do not transgress against my greatest ally

I will call upon divine forces to smite you with furious anger if this behavior continues

Jaxson Long
Jaxson Long

not Poland

Lincoln Watson
Lincoln Watson

a non country with no allies
kek

Anthony Jackson
Anthony Jackson

I knew the Vatican was a jewish puppet.
bet the Pope is a jew too

Liam Mitchell
Liam Mitchell

well, jesus was too...

John Jones
John Jones

The Thirty Years War, a shit ton of Germans, like 30 or 40% of the total population, died as a result after the war, which pitted one of the sides, which had the Germans, against the other, which had Swedes. Shit happens during war, we are brutal and kill each other, sucks but it's a reality of life.

Ryan Russell
Ryan Russell

i told you about this cunt but you didn't listen

James Bailey
James Bailey

I would love to love Japan but our thought leader has told us you guys are all sexist.

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