Your country

Your country
Your best countrybro

Poland
Hungary

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United States
Canada

STFU. Aussies are our true Bros.

i like austria and liechtenstein
don't know how they feel about my country :c

Portugal
United Kingdom

Netherlands
United States

were referred to by US PresidentRonald Reaganin 1982 as "the longest unbroken, peaceful relationship that we have had with any other nation."
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Netherlands–United_States_relations

Serbia
Sweet release of death

Germany
Netherland

Brazil and who? USA,Argentina,Uruguay or Portugal

man, what even IS Lichtenstein? what happenes there?

Spain
Catalonia

our little brother don't bully

Uruguay is the only decent option you have

Belgium
Morocco

Well we never had a real great ally,these countries the only that we don't have a war against is USA,but we help Uruguay in their wars after they declare independence

literally nobody

>Flag
>pic
:'(

Romania?

all the world love us

I think that you mean France

Northern Italy
Austria

This.....the sooner Americans realize we are on our own the better. I am saying our best aces would be all the Chinese daughters we have here and all the Chicano Mexicans that Mexico doesn't actually want back.

Danke dutch bruder!
That's very kind of you to mention.

Reagan was a great man.

Spain, your imaginary friend doesn't count. Pick someone else please.

idk if romania even knows we exist lol

latvia
lithuania

Japan

I...is...Israel?

Then it's Andorra.

niger

well it aint russia, and the trumpster finna braaaaped on the chinese, so idk, maybe pajeets, maybe anglos......NO NO NO, definitely israel

Austria
Israel

yeah, why doesn't America stop bitching about Mexico and merge?

Just look at the map and see how much cheaper a Guatemala Belize border wall would be!

United States
Israel

everything till mexico city is ours by riht of conquest

Australia
New Zealand

...

He sure was

Japan
America
WW3 when?

Why?

Brazil is pardo and white

Sweden
Afghanistan/Iraq/Somalia/Syria

Fellow leaf gets it right as rain, m8.

USA
Australia

I will die for you

Germany
Nippon

Canada, bbc

...

Lets kill some norks and chinks

im joking

Lithuanian braliukas
eesti are invited too

^this

Leaf. Chill out. You know we accept you.

Right bro?

This.

I am 1/2 Polak and 1/2 Hung-Aryan

Russia
Russia

Vestlandet
Norway

...

UK.

Umm... Gibraltar is a country, right?

We care about your mental health Russia. Get some friends; what about Syria?

I know
You country is cool

Love you too.

Norway
Iceland cause they're our western norse kin.
+ USA (being the first to recognize our independence & being the basis of our constitution)

You are like me, but richer and more exclusive. But we are both much cooler than Germany.

Giovanni, let's make europe great again

this

France
Iran

What about Italy?

Obviously Morocco.

Fuck the USA

USA
Israel
:^)

Ja

Austria
Hungary

Morocco will always be our friend.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moroccan–American_Treaty_of_Friendship

It needs to come back.

This. The family.

Shoo randstad t*rk

...

>dragged Romania and Hungary all the way to Stalingrad
>get slaughtered
>muh Nippon
the eternal kraut

t. Jesse Klaver

Worst ally ever. They can go fuck themselves.

...

US + UK

Secondary bff, US + AUSTRALIA

goes to show you can never trust a fucking kraut

Germany is our greatest friend, not some mongrel nation.

Britain
Pakistan

Germany is our friend but we both know they murdered our people and invaded us.

I wonder who could be behind this post

Kek i onyl ask because was expecting this

>is still mad for losing 2 World Wars
Eternal italian strikes again indeed! Please do not start any war, you got cucked hard after WW2, I can't imagine what happens in a possible WW3...

*only

A proud Brit.
Pakistanis are the Brits true friend, that's why we let them in by the millions.

kek

You went to war with Morocco a few years later. Just saying.

Yeah you're a poo in loo, Churchill hated poo in loos.

Mussolini who insist in entering in the war, all top advisers say for him wait before joining axis

>Churchill hated poo in loos
Yup, that's why he recruited poo in loo soldiers and then let millions of poos into the UK.

Mussolini was a dumbfuck, and all italians paid the price for following him. At least we didn't get the worst out of all the Axis. Some italian generals managed to make an agreement with the Allies to no bomb cities when we switched team.

Going to war with people is how you show the world you're friends. It's why everyone knows Germany's best friend is Poland.

easy!

Weren't there quotes about him considering beasts with a beast religion? He was also happy about them starving.