Wish us luck!

Carter Scott
Carter Scott

My wife has a new, joyous parasite. It's still early, and alot can go wrong at this stage, so don't want to share with family just yet, but I can't contain my joy, so I'll share with anons instead!

And yes, it's lily-white!

Doing my part, anons, and wishing all of you a chance (or hopefully multiple chances) to do your part this weekend!

All urls found in this thread:
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Aiden Evans
Aiden Evans

Way too early to know sex, but accepting name recommendations.

Sorry, Wife says Hitler is a no go.

Henry Price
Henry Price

And yes, it's lily-white!

lol we'll see bout dat

Joshua Foster
Joshua Foster

Predicted that one.

Grayson Ward
Grayson Ward

Niggerfeatus and he will be born with the beetus

Lucas Evans
Lucas Evans

Joseph if boy, Josephine if girl

make more babies

Jack Hughes
Jack Hughes

and he will be born with the beetus
Explain

Camden Kelly
Camden Kelly

diabetes

Christian Lee
Christian Lee

honestly, I'm not opposed to the Joseph name. I like traditional names, and it's hard to get more traditional than Joseph(ina)

Carter Cox
Carter Cox

Probably soon

Hunter Butler
Hunter Butler

This is the alt right not the alt lite.
Go blow Milo or something

Noah Perry
Noah Perry

Call him juan, so people will accuse you of culture appropriation.

Also cus I am Mexican

Carson Jones
Carson Jones

Godspeed, user. It is tough but amazing.

Dylan Evans
Dylan Evans

This is the alt right
Finally, someone that can define this liberal phrase for me. So what's the definition?

Daniel Gray
Daniel Gray

You got me confused for a faggot.

Im just a big strong man who prefers the company of other big strong men. And we rape lil cuck sissies like you at the truckstop.

Aaron Lopez
Aaron Lopez

Supremely exciting yet terrifying at the same time. Thank you.

Michael Hall
Michael Hall

Meh. I was just trying to speak in normie language.

Basically I was implying that the far right hates gays but if you are gay and lean right go blow Milo and stay off of Sup Forums

Evan Flores
Evan Flores

Darschnella if its a girl

Liam Young
Liam Young

I'd say you name him Isaac or Leo.

Lucas Gonzalez
Lucas Gonzalez

I started a post about the conception of a child. Doesn't seem gay to me, but perhaps you're harkening back to the original definition of the term gay. "Blowing Milo" suggests otherwise, though, so kys faggot!

Jose Lewis
Jose Lewis

Beetlejuice

Andrew Wood
Andrew Wood

It's true. If you want to fuck men and want to be fucked by men... gtfo there is nothing more to say beside... kys

Oliver Wright
Oliver Wright

Darschnella if its a gir
I said it's lily-white. No.

Joshua Butler
Joshua Butler

nights all 9 I hung from yggdrasil

William Wright
William Wright

First, middle and last name? Sounds dangerous.

Alexander Long
Alexander Long

I did not drink mead, nor was I bread given
for nights all nine
fell I down screaming

Christopher Martin
Christopher Martin

Rare.

Isaiah Robinson
Isaiah Robinson

Congrats OP

Nathan Cruz
Nathan Cruz

I'm also jewish

Bentley Hill
Bentley Hill

Testisculies
Zinvelta
God bless your family user

Liam Howard
Liam Howard

Nordbro, you got to decipher your poems. I'm getting nothing out of them.

Logan Cook
Logan Cook

Thank you

Aiden Thompson
Aiden Thompson

Unless you are standing up for: I believe you are confused.

Christopher Bell
Christopher Bell

is Odin telling he got back here, born again

Gabriel Fisher
Gabriel Fisher

robert or richard. good souning james. if robert, make middle name lee

Dylan Howard
Dylan Howard

Congrats! More Dixie babies, yeah!

Anthony Myers
Anthony Myers

*names

Connor Moore
Connor Moore

And yes, it's lily-white!
Another actual human being in the world is always a cause for joy!
Congratulations!!!

Jose Richardson
Jose Richardson

I don't put much stock in larper flags, so never saw the gay comment you were commenting on. guess it was the flag. You are right though, misread the post/reply post.

Evan Roberts
Evan Roberts

I like it, may take the wifey some convincing though.

Bentley Sanchez
Bentley Sanchez

Be female
Just got home from the ER where I just had yet another miscarriage. Yep, I said "yet another". This one makes a painful #4. Four fucking miscarriages. My body and soul.... they fucking hurt.
It's the worst kind of tease. Get pregnant; be happy, but not too happy, because, what if it's like the others??
Going through this.... again.... no one should have to experience this kind of pain. I just want to be able to look into my living child's eyes. Feel their warm chubby cheeks and tickle their velvet soft belly. Give them kisses and tell him or her that mommy and daddy will always be there for them, through thick and thin, because we love them more than life itself.
But we can't. Because it died. Again.
Is it too much to ask to bring home one living child?

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!

Asher Gonzalez
Asher Gonzalez

Congrats, OP! If it's a boy, I'm fond of William and James myself. For girls, Elizabeth.

Nathaniel Young
Nathaniel Young

Good luck!

Prepare for 9 months of awesome sex and nothing actually hitting you until you holding the kid.

Everyone is going to offer you everything and just say yes your going to need it.

Try and pay attention in the classes. They aren't that bad and you can have some fun with it.

Hand on. Its the best ride ever.

Gabriel Jones
Gabriel Jones

Pepe

Nathan Johnson
Nathan Johnson

I hear ya, but know your audience and all. Besides, I'm proud it's white, cause I'm white. If it wasn't white. . . well you connect the dots.

Is it wrong to be proud of your race? I'm sure there are lots of non-whites that would love to hear that message. Perhaps you should share it with them.

Jace Brown
Jace Brown

thank fuck i was born a male

Angel Sanders
Angel Sanders

Good job

Luke Bennett
Luke Bennett

My advice, adopt or surrogate

Jason Wilson
Jason Wilson

Gah. It's complex.

From the normie outside, everyone, including Milo, Cernovich, Loomer etc are 'alt-right' - civic nationalists, just anti-SJW extremism. Anti-identitarian politics, anti-feminism, and probably anti-muslim.

However, Richard Spencer's alt-right means race realism(*), explicit pro-whiteness, up to and including white nationalism. To this 'inside' view (and he did invent the phrase), the people listed above are alt-lite. Also, most alt-righters are dubious about Jews, though that's not an official part of any platform.

(*) ironically, Spencer never talks about race realism, at least I've never heard it. Jared Taylor does, though. That's probably why Spencer is the more acceptable mainstream face.

Austin Taylor
Austin Taylor

parasite
why are you calling your child a paradite you freak? have you no decency?

Michael Taylor
Michael Taylor

My condolences, madame.

Jackson Roberts
Jackson Roberts

I'm sorry, user. You're not alone. For some of us, life gets away from us, and then it's too late.

Evan Sullivan
Evan Sullivan

Congrats confedanon! I always kinda liked the name Sonya/Sonia for a girl.

Blake Thompson
Blake Thompson

awesome sex
Yeah explain this please, wife is going through early weeks of pregnancy but is scared of having sex.

Charles Bailey
Charles Bailey

Proud of you, keep up the good work

Kayden Bennett
Kayden Bennett

It's beautiful. Congratulations user! I hope its a strong and obedient child.

Thomas Lewis
Thomas Lewis

But you can adopt a white baby. There aren't enough to go around. My uncle doctor and nurse aunt ended up with a nigglet crack baby, because that is literally all that's available.

Josiah Nelson
Josiah Nelson

That's technically what it is. Textbooks call it that. Plus he's being self-deprecating in his joy.

Jace Wilson
Jace Wilson

Why call your own offspring a parasite?

Elijah Green
Elijah Green

Jamal

Ethan Gutierrez
Ethan Gutierrez

Biblical names pls

Nathaniel Hill
Nathaniel Hill

I know my words are meaningless, but I'm so sorry for your losses. I am terrified of the same potential in my case. There is no way I can know the pain you've experienced, and nothing I can say to alleviate it. I am sorry, and it may not amount to anything, but I will pray for you and your family. God Bless You.

Ayden James
Ayden James

we are the alt right

No

Name him rex or blade op.

Luis Foster
Luis Foster

Congratulations user!

Nicholas Martinez
Nicholas Martinez

Find her some literature. You can totally have sex right up until the third trimester.

Alexander Edwards
Alexander Edwards

I hope it dies

Levi Baker
Levi Baker

I hope it’s still born or a nigger

Luke Johnson
Luke Johnson

Gross.

Evan Gomez
Evan Gomez

Le'Genius if boy
Le-A (ledasha) if girl

Benjamin Mitchell
Benjamin Mitchell

Stirling or Clint for a boy. Marie or Gwenivere (Gwen or Gwinnie is a cute nickname) for a girl.

Or just go full 5D shitpost and name it Chad if it's a boy and Stacy if it's a girl; up to you.

Congrats though anon; wishing you and your new little family the best

Levi Price
Levi Price

Grats user. I'm never going to have kids, but if I did, I'd name them

male
Marcus, Jordan, John
female
Sarah

Brody Edwards
Brody Edwards

Good luck bruh. My wife is 8 weeks pregnant with our first

Leo Butler
Leo Butler

Kys, nigger.

Mason Miller
Mason Miller

No one ever likes my suggestions but
for a girl
Agatha
for a boy
Apollo

Samuel Peterson
Samuel Peterson

Congrats lad
This roll

trips name OPs baby

Henry Moore
Henry Moore

Your ID is paS5yAiM aka pussy aim

Whatever Sup Forums is trying to imply it doesn't bode well for your wife's son.

Lucas Howard
Lucas Howard

Like I said it’s a nigger or still born I’m praying for both

James Murphy
James Murphy

DESU I think a roman name would sound pretty neat, but traditional names are great.

Cooper Moore
Cooper Moore

My father said he didn't care what color is was...
As long as I didn't have the hair.

He cursed me. Came up short packaged, pale skinned, and have the fro.

And you are calling your child a parasite....

Wyatt Ward
Wyatt Ward

Congrats, and fuck these shills!

Henry Nguyen
Henry Nguyen

If you are White and that is a decision of your own you should instantly kys.
If it is because of autism i feel you

Ayden King
Ayden King

not OP but i love roman names too.
when you think it through though, their entire lives are going to be hell.

"That's Caecilius, C-A-E...fuck I hate you Dad."

Alexander Brown
Alexander Brown

tyrone

Asher Martinez
Asher Martinez

So "alt-right" was coined by Spencer? If so, nice to know where it came from. Of course you can't trust the propaganda MSM with any language, but it's interesting if Spencer did label himself as such first. Thanks.

Levi Cook
Levi Cook

It's because of autism. Even with a job I know I am not an independent person and I am absolutely fucked when my parents die. Thus I'm keeping myself out of the gene pool. A woman should never have to suffer my existence.

Brayden Morgan
Brayden Morgan

I'm sorry for your losses

Mason Cruz
Mason Cruz

It's accurate terminology. If you see it as derogatory, then you are no better than a leftist snow-flake who sees racism in every facet of life.

You degenerate freak.

Benjamin Harris
Benjamin Harris

I’m not one less nigger

Carter Ortiz
Carter Ortiz

Didn't want nonwhite genes
Bred with nonwhites
Got nonwhite genes
Gosh how did this happen?

Bentley Perez
Bentley Perez

found the black people

Angel Flores
Angel Flores

Thank you

Jose Barnes
Jose Barnes

Congratulations my dude. Welcome to the Great Adventure. There will be challenges that test you in ways you cannot yet fathom, but it's 1000% worth it. May God bless you and yours and bestow all of His blessings.

It is not in my nature to wish ill on others, but I hope that God softens your heart, and that you also get punched in the face until you're hideously disfigured.

Jordan Evans
Jordan Evans

Is that you [spoiler]Jack[/spoiler]?

Adrian Taylor
Adrian Taylor

Go burn coal

Cooper Bailey
Cooper Bailey

Charles or Belle

Hunter Miller
Hunter Miller

It's a joke, and technically factual. It's a joyous parasite, not a "oh shit, something foreign is eating my insides" parasite. A joke, nothing more.

Josiah Baker
Josiah Baker

I hope it's still born faggot.

Kevin Foster
Kevin Foster

Have you had a genetic test for thrombophilia?

Nicholas Fisher
Nicholas Fisher

I mean you posted a picture of a zygote. Others ITT think that's "neat", but I think its gross.

Kayden Ross
Kayden Ross

Not only that, but if all goes well, he/she will be a financial parasite for many years. But once again, a joyous one. :) Hopefully. . .

Kayden Price
Kayden Price

I was thinking about Shadique if it's a boy, Shanique if it's a girl. Your thoughts?

Kevin Wilson
Kevin Wilson

I'm sorry for your loss. Will pray for you and your SO.

Cooper Cruz
Cooper Cruz

Or a nigger baby. You have a micro penis, it will never respect a white father with a dick so small he pisses on his balls.

Charles Gray
Charles Gray

That's my thought as well.

Parker Bailey
Parker Bailey

Hahahaha thank Allah for dead white babies.

Cameron Thompson
Cameron Thompson

Are you familiar with the Winner and Loser brothers? I'm considering naming it Loser, because I want it to be a winner in life.

Luke Campbell
Luke Campbell

Name it LeDante.

James Cruz
James Cruz

Oh, I know. :) And after that last trimester as well!

Nolan Lee
Nolan Lee

(You)
Maury says: (You) are NOT THE FATHER!

Thank God!

Julian Nelson
Julian Nelson

Congrats brother. I had my fourth just 5 weeks ago. All boys.

Christian Sanders
Christian Sanders

Mmm yeah imagine the little nigger baby bouncing off your micropenis/pelvis in the womb.

Jack Morgan
Jack Morgan

I take it she won't go for Adolf, either? How about a more obscure nazi?

How about Constantine?

Colton Cook
Colton Cook

Or just go full 5D shitpost and name it Chad if it's a boy and Stacy if it's a girl
Hell no! I like the other suggestions though, thanks.

Austin Murphy
Austin Murphy

Nigel Thornberry

Ian Hughes
Ian Hughes

4 lil white nigger babies to go into the fire. I pray to Allah they are molested to death by black beasts, praise Allah.

Isaac Green
Isaac Green

Good stuff user. Congrats

Call him Chadolf.

Easton Walker
Easton Walker

Leo is short for Leon

Owen Gray
Owen Gray

He already decided on SIDS... Sudden infant death syndrome *bah dum tshhhh*

Blake Reed
Blake Reed

I and the misses named them all after generals and great warriors. First born is Ajax, second is Marcus, Third is George, and the forth is Alexander. Though my first born is 12 and getting called Francis in school over dead pool. Choose wisely.

Jordan Walker
Jordan Walker

Congrats, I'm happy for you! Best of luck to you and yours!

Luke Martin
Luke Martin

trips name OPs baby
I didn't sign up for this, but I'm open to the seeing the results

Luke Rogers
Luke Rogers

And death to you and yours nigger. I pray to the one true God Allah that all of your loved ones die before your eyes.

Oliver Ross
Oliver Ross

Jews Are The Master Race Lee Last name.

Jayden Lopez
Jayden Lopez

Your joy will turn to ashes.

Jeremiah Mitchell
Jeremiah Mitchell

I noticed that too. Why's it bode ill, though? Aim seems to be good so far. Hopefully if it's a he, he'll inherit the aim.

Evan Baker
Evan Baker

So it is and so it shall be. Praise be to Allah.

Jose Butler
Jose Butler

how about Robert E LEE

Jason Butler
Jason Butler

Make sure she eats peanuts and sesame seeds, milk and gluten so your child is immune to the dysgenic faggotry that weakens the current generation. Volunteering at the local animal shelter could help also.

Nathaniel Robinson
Nathaniel Robinson

parasite
I'm glad you can acknowledge that your kind are parasites.

William Miller
William Miller

How about Amadeus?

Juan Wright
Juan Wright

Thank you user, I'm overjoyed and terrified at the same time. Many changes to come in life, that's for sure.

Ayden Foster
Ayden Foster

Or you racist fucks can name him Jews Are The Master Race Lee Last name. Just because I'm a Jewish national socialist Muslim I don't even get one fucking reaction image for my trips delivered straight from Allah. White niggers

Aiden Howard
Aiden Howard

kys niglet

Charles Gonzalez
Charles Gonzalez

Faggot's don't conceive. You should know this, childless faggot!

Ayden Green
Ayden Green

Alexander

After Alexander the Great

Justin Ward
Justin Ward

I wish I was black you fucking Austin Powers charactacture of a Fucking human

Jordan Morales
Jordan Morales

If numerals, the child's name will be J'Metrious Goebbels user.

checked

Camden Williams
Camden Williams

I'mma cum on you bitch. Even if you kill me I came on you

Blake Gray
Blake Gray

Life makes you nauseas? Hmm. . . sounds like your personal problem.

Henry Kelly
Henry Kelly

Not going to name my kids names, but I will tell you this. I married my wife strictly because she is fair completed, and has red hair, and blueish green eyes. God, I love her fucking fire bush.

Anyways:
Kid 1: Brownish hair, with red highlights, hazel green eyes, definitely a computer gamer nerdy type. Reserved, and "K" selected to the extreme; and empathetic to others around him.

Kid 2: Bright red hair. Bright blue eyes. Super pale complected. Ultra determined. Football/Basketball/Track and Field/Extremely logical and methodical, yet compassionate.

Good luck, OP. It's been quite a journey so far (11 and almost 9), but it's worth it. Hang in there. When your woman gives you shit, just fuck the fuck out of her and give her another.

Benjamin Morales
Benjamin Morales

Trips, it's named

Landon Harris
Landon Harris

XDDDD ebin

Brayden Richardson
Brayden Richardson

Cletus the fetus

Leo Martin
Leo Martin

Allah is Satan. Thank God for his prison of Hell.
You can't get there soon enough.

Nathan Wood
Nathan Wood

Idk I think those trips say Hitler IS a go my guy.

Grayson Bennett
Grayson Bennett

Post YFW it comes out black.

Eli Lewis
Eli Lewis

Adam/Noah for a boy and Jennifer for girl. Good luck mate I hope it all goes well. You should make a thread just before the baby is born

Blake Cooper
Blake Cooper

Best wishes user

Lincoln Thomas
Lincoln Thomas

You've got nigger sex on the brain, don't you? Doctor's prescription: KYS!

Levi Wilson
Levi Wilson

Congratulations! And thanks to you and your family!

Mason Brooks
Mason Brooks

No. She shot down Himmler and Goebels as well. Give me some time to work on her. : )

I may be able to sneak a Bismark by her. . .

Hunter Gray
Hunter Gray

BoomBoom-L'Quavious Higginsworth Jr. (You have to file a name change for yourself)

Adrian Phillips
Adrian Phillips

Good luck. I lost 2 this year. My wife is freaking out. She's going to be [email protected]

Oliver Ward
Oliver Ward

Confederate Flag
a new, joyous parasite
I can't contain my joy, so I'll share with anons instead!
lily-white!
This is the most faggotish post I have ever read, I can literally smell your phedora through the internet

Christian Richardson
Christian Richardson

Though my first born is 12 and getting called Francis in school over dead pool. Choose wisely
I'm confused. How does Ajax=Francis?

Otherwise, like the naming, good job user.

Jack Cook
Jack Cook

Congrats dude, you got cucked by the womb jew. Now you get to feed it all your shekels. JK. Raise it right and keep it's butthole tight

William Wood
William Wood

J.P. (Jordan Peterson) ________(your Christian name)

JP could be a good name for an aircraft mechanic or a captain of industry

Jack Morris
Jack Morris

Congrats OP. I have a 4 month old and it's awesome.

Nolan Watson
Nolan Watson

How about just Lee? You see my flag, so you might imagine I wouldn't be opposed to that.

God works in mysterious ways, you hateful nigger.

Joshua Roberts
Joshua Roberts

Name the child something traditionally European, look up ancient Roman or Greek names. Felix, Julius, Maximus, Augustus, etc.

Blake Brown
Blake Brown

They all are in the womb. Grab a dictionary.

Gabriel Barnes
Gabriel Barnes

Your happiness... it's so beautiful user.
; .. ;

Go forth and procreate brother! Save our race and may God or the gods bestow their blessing unto thee.

Name it after you but with "son" at the end: Anderson, Frederickson, etc or dautr

Samuel Martinez
Samuel Martinez

I can literally hear your lip-smacking over the internet. KYS nigger

Brody Garcia
Brody Garcia

Triggered?

Nicholas Thompson
Nicholas Thompson

Thanks. Wifey doesn't match all the details, but similar reasoning.

It'll be exciting for sure. Best wishes for you and your family in the future, user.

Zachary Thomas
Zachary Thomas

James

Andrew Powell
Andrew Powell

temporary name established.

thanks :)

Alexander Baker
Alexander Baker

No chance, but I love the pic. Can I post that when it comes out lily-white as promised?

Hudson Adams
Hudson Adams

Thank you. I like the boys suggestions, but the Jennifers I was in school with turned out to be raging whores, so I'll avoid that one.

Lincoln Nelson
Lincoln Nelson

You missed the part where it was white.

Otherwise, not bad. Born multimillion$ kneeler with a name like that. Multimillion$. . . ok, I'll give it some thought.

Cooper Jackson
Cooper Jackson

Maxentius, Maximillian, maximian

Asher Taylor
Asher Taylor

A dictionary? Is your kind listed under 'parasite'? That's quite the accomplishment!

Josiah Nguyen
Josiah Nguyen

I need all the I can get. As I said, it's early, and I know alot can go wrong, so I don't want to spread the news to the family, but I can't help but share it somewhere.

I'm sorry for your losses, and I'm terrified of the same potential outcome in my case. I can't possibly know what it's like, can't relate at all, but know you have my deepest condolences and my sincere wishes that the future will be kinder for you and your family. God Bless You.

Michael Johnson
Michael Johnson

Glad you enjoyed it. Now fap somewhere else.

Jordan Brown
Jordan Brown

Good on ya and congrats
Wife and I are having our 2nd in January
Have a girl and the one on the way is a boy
its awesome being a dad and contributing white kids to the cause
It's a challenge sometimes but it's worth the hardship. When your kids starts talking and looking up to you as their source of wisdom happiness and love there is no better feeling. As they grow and learn new things you taught them you will feel an incredible deep sense of pride.
My best advice is to stick with it. Don't ever let yourself turn into a deadbeat. Be hands on in their lives with everything you can. And savour every moment you have. They will love you and trust and admire you more than anyone ever has. Never betray that and you'll be a solid dad

Jackson Gomez
Jackson Gomez

Looks lile a metroid villain.
FLUSH IT OUT FLUSH IT OUT

Parker Anderson
Parker Anderson

np, glad i could help

Ian Foster
Ian Foster

Sorry to disappoint, no robo-sperm-dumpster for me. I was going to say I'd hope you would reconsider your thoughts, but knowing your thoughts, it's probably best that you don't reproduce.

If you reconsider, then best of luck to you and yours.

Ayden Rogers
Ayden Rogers

But my name's not Morgan.

Colton Ward
Colton Ward

Deepest sympathies for the loss of your sweet baby, user.

Ethan Jones
Ethan Jones

Testicules
Hahahahhaa

Parker Cook
Parker Cook

Congratulations! Best wishes to you and your family, and especially your little one!

Anthony Rogers
Anthony Rogers

you have my condolences
youre being robbed of the most fulfilling thing you can do in life
i hope you're able to find a common reason amd work to prevent further miscarriages and have the strength to try again
it isn't much but it sounds like like you have the sympathy and prayers of many people on this thread.
goodluck in the future

Cameron Price
Cameron Price

Oh, it'll be traditionally European, but not necessarily Roman or Greco.

Austin Cook
Austin Cook

My name is not ammenable to a -son attachment. Besides, I never liked the idea of naming a child after myself. Nothing against those who do, but I would prefer a distinct name.

Nolan Gonzalez
Nolan Gonzalez

Same to you. Blessings to you on your journey.

Lucas Perry
Lucas Perry

Leonidas.

Do it faggot!

Joseph Butler
Joseph Butler

well u do what u gotta do
u get knocked up again

and tits or gtfo

Justin Rogers
Justin Rogers

wife has endometriosis, i lose sleep every night wondering if ill be the last of my line

make sure you don't take it for granted op, please

Brandon Powell
Brandon Powell

I have to admit, I do like the idea, but I'm leaning more towards Anglo names. The Romans were conquered, and although the Home Island Anglos are being conquered as we speak, in many areas, such as my homeland (and I hope yours) we are beginning to fight back.

Aaron Martinez
Aaron Martinez

Don't be an autist about naming your child. God forbid you fuck their name up like liberals do.

Adrian Butler
Adrian Butler

pretty stinky poo

Colton Flores
Colton Flores

if it's a boy, then name him joseph, so later, if he has autism, he can become jolly rancher joseph and befriend doublemint dave and mintman mark.

Jeremiah Morris
Jeremiah Morris

A fetus is always a parasite of the mother. You set yourself apart, shitskin, by being an ADULT parasite on others.

You should be ashamed of yourself, emulating a fetus as such, but I know that you are incapable of such reflection, so your only recourse is to KYS. I suggest you begin immediately.

Nolan Davis
Nolan Davis

Wife says Hitler is a no go.
What about Jewslayer? Pretty popular name over here

Leo Garcia
Leo Garcia

Thank you for the encouragement, and congratulations on your own wonderful family!
Best of wishes to you and yours.

Juan Brown
Juan Brown

Thank you, best wishes to you and yours, user.

Jason Martinez
Jason Martinez

I actually like Leonidas better than the other Greco suggestions.

Probably not, because I'll certainly be shot down, and the shortened Leo reminds me of that insufferable cuck from Hollywood. Oh, don't get me started. . .

Brody Roberts
Brody Roberts

Anybody else smell something foul?

Bentley Fisher
Bentley Fisher

Short should be Leon. Still Alpha af. Do it

Ethan Jones
Ethan Jones

name your offspring Pajeet and he will never get cucked by the joos or the niggers or any other unsavoury people

Blake Brooks
Blake Brooks

Don't be one of those shit parents who has to find some unique and shitty sounding name.

If it's a boy, go for Michael or Marcus.
If it's a girl, dump it in an orphanage and try again.

Kevin Richardson
Kevin Richardson

Markku, Tapsa, something like that.

Isaiah Sanchez
Isaiah Sanchez

puS5yAiM

GOOD JOB user WE ARE PROUD

Carter Taylor
Carter Taylor

My wife and I are past prime age, so part of my excitement is due to that fact. There's also much fear of the unknown. I don't know what to think really. Don't want to tell family just yet, but can't keep it inside me. Hence the post to anons, which seems kinda crazy now, but the niggerbaby comments were actually less than I expected.

I'm a mess of nerves, and will be for months. I don't know the specifics of your wife's condition, so I can't comment on that, but don't lose faith, user.

We have contemplated, and still are contemplating, on adoption. If it turns out you can't conceive with your loving wife, I hope you would consider raising some wonderful children regardless. There are more out there than qualified families to accept them, and I'm sure most all of them would love to be accepted into the family of a loving, wise user.

Oliver Butler
Oliver Butler

Don't worry. It won't be Obama.

Ayden Rivera
Ayden Rivera

Enjoy your restful last 9 months of sleep. It will be years before you sleep a full 7+ hours uninterrupted.

Luke Stewart
Luke Stewart

We have contemplated, and still are contemplating, on adoption

That's even worse than raising your wife's son.

Eli Lopez
Eli Lopez

Got a laugh, but no. If I even suggest that, I'm probably an ex, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna let some other man raise my Jewslayer!

Colton Gonzalez
Colton Gonzalez

I'm MGTOW

Easton Robinson
Easton Robinson

Came to post this.

Jaxson Morris
Jaxson Morris

Admittedly alpha, but I'm really looking for more Anglo alpha. Give some other ideas, Anglo.

Jace Gonzalez
Jace Gonzalez

I like the names of biblical heros myself because they're stories you can aspire to. Call your son (if a son) Daniel or David maybe?

Dominic Peterson
Dominic Peterson

Ester if female

Parker Turner
Parker Turner

Cletus

Juan Lewis
Juan Lewis

I want him to poo in the loo at an early age, though.

Jack Morales
Jack Morales

Isaac

Are you a jew or what?

Nathaniel Lee
Nathaniel Lee

Thanks, but no thanks, nordchink.

Wyatt Parker
Wyatt Parker

Have you consulted with a fertility care practitioner?

They specialize in monitoring your progesterone levels, the most common cause of miscarriage. If low, they prescribe pills and check your levels every month.

My daughter wouldn't have my three beautiful granddaughters if not for the progesterone pills.

Please find a Dr. That will monitor your levels.

My daughter w

Mason Sullivan
Mason Sullivan

Sounds Finnish. I do love Finnish names, probably due to my love of hockey (yes, a few of us Confederates appreciate the Man's Sport).

Matthew Ward
Matthew Ward

stop fucking niggers and maybe you'll be alright you coalburner

Evan Ward
Evan Ward

I hope to keep it up and keep you proud. :)

Jeremiah Rodriguez
Jeremiah Rodriguez

my three beautiful granddaughters
Glad to hear you've blessings, user. I hope one day I can say similar despite being nearly 20, a virgin and having only had one girlfriend.

Justin Lopez
Justin Lopez

You have shitty genes

Oliver Gutierrez
Oliver Gutierrez

So less shitposting time in the future? I love you guys, but I think I'll manage.

Ryan Gutierrez
Ryan Gutierrez

I hope its a tyrone

Landon Price
Landon Price

You would prefer that white, parentless babies be raised by the STATE? What are you on about, user?

Nicholas Bell
Nicholas Bell

I'm partial to Biblical names myself. Thank you.

Kevin Anderson
Kevin Anderson

Thank you for being a grandanon, grandanon.

You've done your part, and I'm sure, continuing to do your part. Thanks again.

Jason Miller
Jason Miller

3 simple letters.

K_S

Fill in the blank, faggot.

Blake Scott
Blake Scott

Trip say Tyrone Nigerrson

John Bailey
John Bailey

Only 20, you'll get there! You are probably a good, decent person, so please wait for a good, decent spouse. It's totally worth it.

Don't date or have sex just to date or have sex! You could end up with a lifelong gross disease that could ruin it when you do meet the right person. (Which you will!)

Henry Perez
Henry Perez

Felix

Joseph Barnes
Joseph Barnes

Thank you, and huge congrats to you two. Love each other and enjoy the ride!

Jaxon Watson
Jaxon Watson

And yes, it's lily-white!

dont call your chickens niggers before they hatch

Parker Nelson
Parker Nelson

Adolf or something with Sieg in, like Siegfried, Siegmund

Levi Rodriguez
Levi Rodriguez

Thanks user, I hope so. There's this Indian chick I think is kinda cute but I've been rejected fairly recently by another girl so I'm pretty down desu. I'm not bad looking or anything just unlucky/awkward I suppose.

Julian Perry
Julian Perry

In the movie 'Deadpool', the villain goes be the name of Ajax. Villains original name was Francis and deadpool relentlessly called him that to mock him.

Christopher Murphy
Christopher Murphy

Seigfried is pretty good just like the great WW1 era poet Seigfried Sassoon.

Elijah Watson
Elijah Watson

Robert Lee
Stacy
Nate Higgers

Nolan Lopez
Nolan Lopez

It should be adolf.

Angel Nelson
Angel Nelson

Male
Tyrone or Jamal

Female
Shaniqua or Sharqueffa

Also add a Jr. in there somewhere

Ryder Ortiz
Ryder Ortiz

Augustus is legit a good name. If he is an artsy type he will be August, if he is a leader he will be Augustus, if he is a chill relaxed dude he can just go by Gus.

Also, unironically Solomon. Strong name and it might help him with college admissions and jobs... Don't mutilate his cock though.

Hudson Long
Hudson Long

My wife and I found out yesterday we're having a boy. Its our first kid. Doing our part as well.

Michael Hernandez
Michael Hernandez

wife is going through early weeks of pregnancy
I'm guessing you're not racially Japanese then lol.

Christian Murphy
Christian Murphy

Wife is 14 weeks along with our first.

It's a girl. I'm devastated. Women throw a bitch fit when I don't act thrilled
Just be happy! Some people can't have kids!

Fucking bullshit.

Gavin Ramirez
Gavin Ramirez

Good job anons, props and all the best. Brace yourselves, it's tough at the beginning. Make sure you know what you expect of the other.

But don't worry, it's worth every second of it.

Nathan King
Nathan King

Congratulations user, I am sure you will make a fantastic father

Gavin Bailey
Gavin Bailey

Kek

Evan Lee
Evan Lee

He'll have the Fetus Beetus? Lordy keep us!

Anthony Collins
Anthony Collins

hello faggots im not a faggot even though im an OP and gave you a screen shot of a national geographic documentary because this technology doesnt exist in color photo form
one month old
the size of a pen nib
not cgi or cameras up a womb
"she" went through a lot for you. also. woe unto them bearing children when Christ returns

Dominic Parker
Dominic Parker

Corneliu

Benjamin Scott
Benjamin Scott

Leonidas if its a boy.

Landon Evans
Landon Evans

damn how do i le upboat this epic thread on reddit?

Juan Johnson
Juan Johnson

Just a pro-tip:
all stages of development are key. You fuck it up, you break the kid.

eg: physical and psychological intimacy in the first few months is very important. If you or the mother are distant in either of these two domains, it may impact your future relationship, and can even retard the kids physical and psych development. Its not fully understood, but there have been a variety of studies on this. Outcomes range from mild to derangement to fucking death.

Recommend you get a copy of a Behavioural Science textbook based on DSM4 and have a read at the child development stages.

Eli Ortiz
Eli Ortiz

Any history of contraceptive use besides barrier methods?

Lincoln Mitchell
Lincoln Mitchell

I'm very impressed by your 'language' and your views on human reproduction. Parasites such as yourself will surely be blessed with parasites, enjoy.

Ryan Young
Ryan Young

Congratulations, user. Raise a good fascist.

Logan Johnson
Logan Johnson

robert charles.

kara lynn.

Joseph Jones
Joseph Jones

I got married back in May. My wife is now 1 month pregnant. Feels good man.

Nice trips. If it's a boy, mine will be Jack. A girl, Melania.

Daniel Jackson
Daniel Jackson

My daughter w
...? You forgot to finish your post, grandpa-anon!

Charles Morris
Charles Morris

Top work user, best of luck

Lily if girl, John if boy

Ian Campbell
Ian Campbell

Sorry for your pain, sister user. Truly, I am.

My wife had a couple miscarriages before our first successful birth. She had a few in between our other kids. As a man, I can't know the heartbreak in the way you ladies do, but it worked out in the end for us. Hopefully it can for you too. Don't stop trying.

I don't often pray, but I will, for you, since your story touched my heart.

Joseph Murphy
Joseph Murphy

you're going to work more
sex is going to dry up very soon
your wife is going to turn against you
she will see you nothing more than an atm who fixes shit
Your kids values will be instilled by the mother while you are working 50+ hour weeks to keep up with mortgage cost of living etc
Your kid will turn against both of you by 12, possibly earlier
Your wife will be bored and 'rediscover' herself
She will meet Jerome at the gym she takes spin class at
Your long hours will turn you into a closet alcoholic, poor lifestyle choices will give you the appearance of a potato
Your wife will keep banging Jerome, ask for a divorce and take all of your shit because she's still looking after the parasite
You'll be working 60 hours a week by now to afford your ex wifes house payment as well as rent for the dingy apartment you've moved into as well as child support and your wife and Jeromes holidays
Youll spend the middle to latter years of your life picking up the pieces and slowly waiting to die
Your child will return in your final days for to take the last of your shit
Your ex wife and Jerome will live happily ever after

but that's all in the future.
Enjoy yourself for now and congrats OP

Leo Parker
Leo Parker

Jason if boy
Kiersten if girl
Jamal if nigger

Cameron Adams
Cameron Adams

You know the rule...

Joshua Torres
Joshua Torres

the anglos were conquered too, repeatedly. Roman names are the coolest

Kevin Morales
Kevin Morales

Lucas, Sofia
Alex, Lea/Svea
Karl(Carl), Ylva

Gabriel Howard
Gabriel Howard

First off, tits or gtfo.
second off are you sure you don't have a disease? You should check up if they find anything.

Josiah Russell
Josiah Russell

Boy: Mohammad
Girl: Whore

Gabriel Harris
Gabriel Harris

Kek
Nice tag
paS5yAiM

William Stewart
William Stewart

Could actually be worse, my ex had a miscarriage about 5 years ago... so she said... gound out 4 years later that she lied and actually just decided to abort it instead. Fucking bitch

Carson Richardson
Carson Richardson

Me too user. My wife is almost 2 months in. She's mad at me right now for not snuggling and going surfing lmao.

David Johnson
David Johnson

seriously considering jew names

Nicholas White
Nicholas White

Congratulations, OP!
The rest of you, if you haven't already, get on it!

Tyler Cook
Tyler Cook

How do you find a woman that isn't a materialistic whore in the current year?
I really want to experience what a loving relationship is...

Liam Ward
Liam Ward

Pfff, romantic is dead, faggot

Jordan Richardson
Jordan Richardson

Thanks for this constructive advice, user. I would have at least expected the church meme.

Eli Gomez
Eli Gomez

happy for you op!

Jaxon Smith
Jaxon Smith

btw name him/her something special

if boy: maxwell
if girl: persephone/dafne

Jaxson Rodriguez
Jaxson Rodriguez

my mum has had 4 miscarriages.
i will pray for you

Hudson Rogers
Hudson Rogers

Firstly, congratulations, european heritage has just gained a new heir and guardian! Love your child with all your soul and heart, and be wise to educate s/he in a way that won't turn it into a brat/slut, etc. Seek this wisdom.

Secondly: avoid biblical names, they're all of jewish origin. Give your little bundle of joy a nordic name, like Ada or Eric. And for your child's sake, put him/her in a religious school, avoid public education at all costs.

Joshua Adams
Joshua Adams

Charmanda

Brayden Harris
Brayden Harris

Congrats. Best thing you will ever do is be a dad and raise a kid properly. Never too early to start looking and saving for a good private school. I'm on kid number three and it can be tough but it is worth it.

Jaxon Butler
Jaxon Butler

gratz. Have many babies and redpill them right way
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=aec_1508296335
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=aec_1508296335

Brandon Gomez
Brandon Gomez

alot
so don't want to share with family just yet
You are either a stupid liar or a stupid piece of shit.

Jaxon Russell
Jaxon Russell

don't call it a parasite even for a joke you retard
congrats

Jeremiah Diaz
Jeremiah Diaz

Name it xXxHawKEyE2000xXx

Logan Campbell
Logan Campbell

Keep trying. Also consult doctor often and monitor during pregnancy?

Landon Stewart
Landon Stewart

Don't put your fucking kid down already, reevaluate yourself quickly.

t. father of two

David Brooks
David Brooks

You're not wrong

Cameron Williams
Cameron Williams

It took me a second to realize he was talking about a child desu, I thought his wife got the AIDS or something.

Blake Watson
Blake Watson

Good post.

Lucas Walker
Lucas Walker

Congrats user.

Josiah Rivera
Josiah Rivera

boy
Ian Smith
girl
abort it

Michael Moore
Michael Moore

Congrats anons!

Nathan Hall
Nathan Hall

I have another one coming in April.

Looking at Obadiah if boy. Not set on a girl name.

Grats op

Leo Smith
Leo Smith

How about...Julius?

Noah Lopez
Noah Lopez

all these replies
not one person asking if it's white

WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS GOING ON WITH Sup Forums
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HAVE THE GROWN UP GONE TO THE LOO ALL AT ONCE OR SOMETHING?

Grayson Price
Grayson Price

memegenerator

Ethan Gonzalez
Ethan Gonzalez

Edward

Elijah Hall
Elijah Hall

That's wonderful, congrats, anons!

And I love the name Melania, good choice.

Ian White
Ian White

Erwin
George
Bernard
take your pick

Blake Ortiz
Blake Ortiz

Read the OP you fucking idiot.

Liam Wood
Liam Wood

Fuck you, pajeet

Asher Walker
Asher Walker

My thoughts and prayers are with you and your family

Brayden White
Brayden White

huma delicia

Dominic Sanders
Dominic Sanders

/pol
Go back

Matthew Bennett
Matthew Bennett

hey brother,I got two kids, 10 and 12, it's a real trip. You're really in for something special.

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