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ITS REALLY HAPPENING
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UK is going to ban bowling allies now.
faggot
an armed man in england? b-but guns are illegal
PARCEL
OF
B..b..but the UK has g..gun control....
ok guys bet
>muslim
>high score attempt
>disgruntled worker
>robbery gun wrong
>domestic dispute
Ban racist bowling balls
Save __________, bin that bowling ball!
2nded
POSTING IN EPIC BREAD
youtube.com
I wonder...
nope, they're just going to ban criticism of the government again
this is part and parcel of having a bowling alley, bigot
He could be armed with a pointy stick and the Police would still treat it like he had a fucking machine gun
Put me n muh AAAYYYYY in the cap
NOW YOU SEE GUYS, WITH GUN CONTROL THERE ARE NO BAD GUYS WITH GUNS SO NOBODY DIES!!!!
Why would a terrorist take hostages in britain? ISIS prefers to just go in and kill.
He shouldn't have stepped over the line. Mark it a zero.
P A R C E L
Could this be niggers tho? Is this were the US, I'd just write it off.
Place your bets
>Urban
>Turban
>Suburban
Holy fuck its over boys
idk
Niggy noggies aren't such a problem in the UK, for us it's muslims, chavs and gypsies.
It's a sawn-off shotgun, so clearly the answer is to ban shotguns. There's no need for those anymore.
Armed with just a shotgun, in a leisure centre full of kids.
So I'm gonna bet it's a domestic dispute
Wew, it's all coincidence
It's his grandads heirloom musket.
Evil white nationalist bigot mysogyist.
kek
CULTURAL ENRICHMENT
its like north park elementary shooting
oh, (you)
POLICE HAVE RELEASED PHOTOS OF THE SUSPECT
Bin that sawed off M8
suspect identified.
antwan al kumiyya
Just a robbery gone wrong, nobody will get hurt and everybody will forget about it by tomorrow.
It's literally nothing
my friend currently inside the bowling alley sent this to me
O Jesus this place is less than ten miles away from me
hopefully the guy gets like 2-5 people..atleast get somewhat of a score
I'm betting on disgruntled muslim.
>robbing a bowling alley
you wot m8
It's probably a domestic dispute
police have identified the suspect as a "tanned englishman"
Don't be dim, bin that pin.
Workplace violence, obviously.
lol
cool
>Nuneaton
Most likely a bald, middle aged working class individual who has recently fallen into heavy debt and subsequently broke down.
Go Livestream!
Looks like another race traitor to me
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But the UK banned guns, how could he be using a gun?
He built it out of a clock.
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Well played.
PARCEL
The Tunisian Terror
>shotgun
Calling it now: staged event to ban the few remaining shotguns/hunting rifles that are still allowed.
But you still need a firearms license, and those aren't exactly easy to get. There is no way I could get any kind of shotgun.
NOT
A
FUCKING
HAPPENING
It's literally fuck all and will end with an arrest and no casualties.
Only 2 hostages taken with everyone else order out by the gunman.
Spare that spare!
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Isn't that a gun free zone? Wtf UK turn in your weapons
We need to teach all men to stop armed kidnapping
HOSTAGE CULTURE
hunting weapons are allowed
Police to respond with tactical nail polish
Gonna go with an urban turban my man probably Somali
At least we know he doesn't have bump stocks on semi automatics, which means he can't beat our high score.
need to teach all snowflakes to not harm others when they feel alone with their opinions
VICTIM CULTURE
Who sold this mad man a knife?
but shotguns are very easy to make, slam fires are just a tube, a nipple and a cap, with a nail driven through
no i have a hangover nord man
ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS BIN THAT KNIFE...
Mart and Morsel.
You're actually retarded.
Hometown in the news. Proud day.
uh oh hope he doesnt cause too much distress, if things get too far they may have to ban emotions
Ammo is much harder to make and won't get into the civilian hands if there are no legal shotgun owners.
>There is no way I could get any kind of shotgun.
Shotgun certificates are a must issue unless you are a loony or a criminal.
I dont Care about Incest Island. I like When they die.
he probably just has manequinn arms.
And it's already the first happening of this kind in... like... DECADES (probably a good 100-odd years)
Well its about bloody time they did something about those greasy lanes, if you ask me!
Britain wouldn't exist if we hadn't banned emotion a long time ago
Ahmed get off the computer and eat your hummus
What's the chance that this is some dumb chav mad at his girlfriend for sleeping with a paki?
UK police released a picture of the suspect, his name is Asam Al Haid, jihadi extremist
double barrel shotgun ey. This guy will still manage to kill 12+ people before the britt police can muster 2000 officers to rush the cinema
3-1 odds.
Just going on Bet365 dot com now.
Trump is right again, right after those spineless brit politicians denounced him as wrong
>pottery
Its a mussie, i can confirm
>There's never any mass shootings in Europe hurrdurr burgers
why isnt this headlining everywhere? I aint seeing shit about this.
Was is black powder cartridges you can easily make
>muslim
>hostages