When does he land?
When does he land?
Who cares? The USA is irrelevant
I hope he's announcing the day of the rake.
Guys, I accidentally the entire Korean peninsula.
soulless shill. youll be showed no mercy
I too will be making a major statement, from my house. Talk to you later.
Better be something good this time. Hes not done much so far this first year.
His major statement will be all the rare never released anime he got from abe.
I bet it ends up being something extremely deflating and relatively unimportant to most people.
Clinton prosecution because Sessions was investigating it earlier and the media/dnc has been turning on her lately.
NK action because he just got back from Asia
These would be huge and would coincide with recent events
Probably going to take off his shirt and show his gurdle and tell everyone hes been wearing it the whole time and that its the only reason he won the nomination then election
Death to America
Mexico is more relevant than your shitty country.
Digits confirm he will name Israel as a state sponsor of subversion and act to punish it
(Korean female) Refugees Welcome!
You didn't notice how he rolled back fuel efficiency standards so you pay more to drive the same distance? He got that done right away. Or how he's spent all of his foreign policy energy on Bush-era "Axis of Evil" nonsense instead of leveling tariffs on China?
He's gotten quite a lot done. For the people he really works for.
You watch your mouth brother these colors don't runnnn
literally nothing is happening and nothing will happen but if you want to sit here and blueball yourselves for
fucking threads, by all means please continue being insane
We'll take the males too. They'll cuck for us
What a retarded useless post, how the fuck is the USA irrelevant when it's still like 1/2 of the worlds economy and 3/4 of its military power?
On a side note, why did he stand next to duterte? Is he signaling some manlet alliance or is trump going to go duterte now?
also Canada in asia topkek
Think about that word. Odd choice. Not "announcement" or press conference...
C'mon, lads, we're smarter than this.
stop watching porn
maybe he will smash a keurig
please let it be
I stopped giving a fuck about this kind of bullshit as soon as I got into Bitcoin
wasted about five years on Sup Forums
now I'm rich
go fuck yourselves
on the day of the rake I choose to be a gardener
I T ' S
M U T T M A N I A
W O R L D W I D E
B R O T H E R S
Who keeps deleting these threads?
CHECKED! ITS HAPPENING!
Anyone else unironically jacking off to the thought of an actual happening?
CBTS threads or ones about this tweet?
STORM IS HERE!
He's right you know
Please be Trump's Bizarre Adventure!!!!!
Its gonna be war i bet.
Literally every single media organization is saying this is about North Korea and trade but they have no evidence whatsoever. Why do they fall for it every single time.
7 Nation Army (WWII)
Great choice nigga
gas truk just arive
MUELLER HAS BEEN INVESTIGATING EVERYTHING, FUCKING EVERYTHING, FROM JFK TO TODAY
are we taking the females (males) too?
I am resigning, effective immediately, as my administration has been compromised by the Russian Federation since day 1. I am also calling on Roy Moore to step down and endorse a TRUE conservative candidate.
Baste! So much WINNING! MAGA! :)
The one with 2 million views got shoahd
WATCHA GONNA DOOO, SAND NIGGERS, WHEN TEAM AMERICA RUNS WILD ON YOUUUU!!!
Porn is literally simulating being a cuck. You are the beta male watching from afar jerking off as you watch the alpha fuck the girl you want to fuck. Porn is rotting your brain
STORM is here. Praise kek.
Russia is based and bro-tier, fuck off shill
Quantum computers exist
If you have any cryptocurrencies left get out now while you're still rich. Once quantum computers come out in the next 5-10 years block chain technology will be obsolete and bitcoin along with it.
you motherfuckers ready to take over /r/the_mueller when these unwashed liberals realize he isn't /theirguy/
Why does this shit get shoahed and they still allow ISIS propaganda? I mean it's not offensive inherently
I hope we finally get Obamacare repeal.
seriously though, when does he get back? I was hoping to find the answer to that here.
but she's from Germany.
Christian HBK activated!
Do I see a tag team forming?
Leafs triggering burgers
Day of the diet shall soon be upon us
Hell yeah brotherrrrr
yeah auto makers are going to opt for lesser mpg, are you brain dead kek?
trump met with the bogdanoffs shortly before this statement
what did they mean by that
the nose knows, my friend
He's probably resigning, now that the tax reform looks like it's going to pass.
He's stepping down so Pence can step up.
posting with a memeflag
it's their fucking national flag.
Trump hates girls (male) so I doubt it.
kicks jap in gut, then stone cold stunners his head off
He's firing Mueller.
TICK TOCK DEMOCRAPS
When these two universes collide...
We have neutralized Israel's nukes. Netanyahu is being detained by the CIA, MAGA!
”WE CAUGHT HER FOLKS - BIGLY!”
Secret Service pull out disheveled looking Hilldawg, similar to Saddam in a spider hole
Trump pulls out a gold plated Colt Single Action Army and executes her on the spot
Tam reform is a meme to look like congress did something. It'll fail because there's so much pig shit in it. Republicans add obamacare and other shit and blame the dems. Dems can say they stopped it. Collaborative nothing burger while they wait for President 56% to be jailed.
I need that pepe, can have please?
I’ll bring the Windex
FUCK OFF LEAF
DAY OF THE FOREST FIRE SOON
holy shit the missing word actually works. top jones.
Gonna be that Kim is his new friend and announcing a whopping $150,000 trade deal with the norkies, either that or he's gonna say lock her up.
I think Mike Pence is running that department.
Only because no one here wants to flee to your shitty third world country lmao
literally laughed out loud at that shit pic
bad goy oy vey
Discussing Chinas sanction on the Norks
CREAM OF THE CROP!
STEP INTO THE DANGAH ZONE!
K.keep me posted.
yes. Since your my friedn
Nope, not big enough for a pre-announcement.
Guys? Is this it? The happening we've all been waiting for? Give me sweet relief and peace at last, I beg you!
Blah blah I got deals from chinks
Blah blah job plant whogivesafuck, Ohio
I hope so. I want my ROTCfag roommate called off to fight the norks.
I just want to shitpost in peace without him fucking women in the other room every night
President Trump steps up to the podium
The flicker of camera lenses is all that can be heard over the hush of the crowd
Journalists and eager supporters eagerly await, as they are sitting on the edge of their seat
President Trump places his hand on the microphone, as he leans in ever so slightly
"It's okay to be white, folks."
Tell your bastard leaf friends to stay out of my state in the winter then.
He sucks with foreign policy so far. He acted all tough like he was going to kick ass and take names but has done nothing but drop some missles and a moab on shit countries who cant fire back and clearly did it all to strike fear in xinping when he met with him. Basically said to xinping "yea look at this shit all dah bombz i can make go off you better listen to me cuz im not afraid to use da bombs". Hes a total bluffer and would never go after a nuclear armed country because in reality hes a chicken shit. So the norks will get a nuke that can annhialate us because he cant do any better than a liberal when it comes to defending the nation.
Can you imagine
Mike "the electric fence" Pence?
Pick one kike
MIKE "Suck a cock get a shock" PENCE!?
Who cares? Trump is a kike puppet
Checkd kekd and retards wrecked
Jeff Sessions will appoint a special prosecutor to investigate Hillary Clinton digits confirm
taken completely out of complex
I think he's finally going to announce Barron's autism.
It's gonna be yuge boys
watching porn with men in it
what's wrong with you
MY FELLOW AMERICAN THE STORM IS UPON US
Qtip user here, Trump will be doing his reenactment of the classic 1983 movie Herbie goes bananas in non spoken form.
Battle stations brothers!
Trump presents Mueller who summarizes Qanon’s Questions & Answers. Indictments including Obongo, Clintons, Turtle, Ryan, Loretta, and MSM celebrities are announced. Military role in tribunals and law enforcement described. President publicly thanks “Q” and Sup Forums for their contributions.
HOLY SHIT DIGITS CONFIRM!!!
Mike "love hertz" pence?
x-art something tantric something or other ft mango and a brunette
there actually is a man in that one though
watch this one with tracy divine, it's better anyway
lesbian porn is bad for you too though
Let's hope. We've been waiting for this for a long time.
it's going to be something really boring, something like that he made a mediocre trade deal with the philippines
quads means it's day of the rake.
Is it though? Is it less degenerate than watching asian milf german dungeon porn?
I don't exited about happenings anymore.
I'm not holding my breath hoping the criminals in DC will be held accountable for anything....
That's what got us in this mess.
Shit user, giving him nightmares?
i'm of the opinion that porn should depict attractive people doing pleasurable things that aren't degrading or dangerous, and the viewer should be able to picture himself fully participating; for example i don't think it's harmful to wank at hetero porn if you envision yourself as an equal partner in a threesome with the people onscreen
this goes for lesbian porn also, which very often fixates on how cute the women are, and sometimes crosses the line into a focus by the male viewer on the woman's pleasure instead of their own - very satisfying and hard to give up, but i try to stick with porn that allows me to imagine myself among the women onscreen
which is why that tantric video isn't really so bad
Godspeed America ! The best country will free us all !
Putin gave him a file, or two!
Check mate, Dems!
so are we
They are at the 'put fingers in ears and LA LA LA until it goes away' stage.
Love you France! Good luck sorting yourselves out!
He'll be announcing that common sense gun legislation will be implemented.
You'll have 2 weeks to hand over your weapons.
Kitchen knives will be excluded for the time being.
Thanks brother, I'll study economics with the goal of trying to improve our situation, I hope it'll be successful
He is announcing the invasion of North Korea
Mike "leave semen demons steamin'" Pence.
1/2 of the world's economy
Eurozone is a larger economy than yours, and China is about the same
3/4 of its military power
China has twice the amount of troops. Russia has the same amount of troops. EU has more manpower. Get over yourself burger. You're not the world. You're just a fucking country like everyone else.
they are terrified about the prospect of putin telling trump some very interesting facts
interesting point here, did you know we have a law enforcement treaty with russia that allows both nations to collaborate on high level crimes?
very interesting, by this treaty trump is in fact *COMPELLED* to investigate things putin tells him
It might be time.
It's like a 50 step process to get the temp down to absolute zero. They aren't gonna advance that tech at the rate of Moore's law cause very few companies have skin in the game. Cloud quantum computing.. yes. Consumer quantum computing in 10 years... No
I'm Canadian and even I think Canada is completely irrelevant.
And that is one of the main reason why leafland is going straight to hell.
Mike "Grab a beer then roast some queers" Pence?
top fucking kek
that would be awesome
"Ladies and gentleman, after hanging out with Duterte i've decided to take a short break from being president to make a buddy cop movie with him in the Phillipines"
I hope you all see it next summer.
lol who even goes to canada? fags thats who
I'd fucking coum. Mfw
Trips of truth. Please let it happen
The schedule says he will land at 10pm today. My anus is ready, but to late for europefag.
It would be nice if the jig was up.
Did Israel ever get properly punished for USS Liberty? That's proven true no question marks there.
You're going to hear about everyones dark undiscovered stains. Israel relies on blackmail to keep US politicians in line.
Trump met with a survivor. The only President EVER to do so.
Israel gave US 22 million out of the 38 billion we give Israel for jets to bomb us with. It was a high price to pay.
its fucking happening
fbp.... oh its you again
jesus christ i want to fuck his wife am i going to hell
m8, China's military is shit. Russia is outteched and EU military is non existent due to decades of spending cuts. WE DONT EVEN HAVE BULLETS .
be nice or we'll nuke you
nice bait leaf that's a lot of you's
watching porn and not fapping to perfect, white nationalist virgin women you just imagine instead
The timing of exposing molesters in Hollywood surely is no coincidence. It is almost like an offering.
Here take these Mr President sir. PLEASE NOT ME! - <3 Hillary, Bill, and Skippy
Do it faggot, we will even give them to you. Then nuke yourselves.
Note to anyone replying to this b8, this b8 master never implied Canada was more relevant.
who is this faggot? hes literally top tweet on every single trump tweet. he literally sits there with trumps twitter open 24/7
dont forget that ole crackhead bathhouse barry
the kvetcher in chief
Do trump supporters believe that they shouldnt jack off so they can like save it up like a piggy bank or something? That's why people implode
As much as I wish it would be a legit happening I really doubt it.
They do love to hide the truth in plain-sight. Damn it all if this isn't true.
God bless Trump and those fighting to take back our country and world, fuck yeah. Happy Tuesday Anons.
I'm 100% certain this is real. Minus the TV screenshot.
CIA closing down.
"Happy to announce, I am nominating Alex Azar to be the next HHS Secretary. He will be a star for better healthcare and lower drug prices!"
He will probably be announcing HHS Secretary with Alex Azar beside him in. And maybe talking about the busyness deals he made in asia. Nothing more.
rollin' for 'new gold standard'
Shut up leaf
He'll just recap his trip and state some shit about how asia is united in opposition to NK's nuke program.
Then he'll talk about business deals and how it's going to be great for jobs.
Let the raking commence!
The announcement will be about the storm
Enjoy your autogynephilia, faglord.
Yeah i was going to say the same, but not because this photo, because i recognized that faggot from much earlier.. I promise I saw that guy before, like 2 months ago in older tweets. Is that guy a bot , troll or what?
Who cares? The USA is irrelevant
FUCK OFF faggot leaf. Compost yourself.
yeah its gonna be big
i bet i get digits too
I'll take a wait and see attitude on this. We've been burned before.
Much overhyppe in here there is...
If repeating digimons Trumpu-san is coming out of the closet
thanks to you for posting this so I don't have to.
happeningfags are the worst.
Yeah, he's finally resigning.
And good reminder!
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
A fucking leaf!
On a serious note did Canada just get so used to everyone hating them that they just embraced it?
In other news, RocketMan has been Stumped by the Trump.
no more inhaling of noxious vapours
Hurry up and make the announcement, Trump. My elbow hurts.
Like a man deprived of water this happening shall sate my descendants for millennia to come.
"Three 3 letter agencies will be rocked"
CIA is to be shut down
FED loses it banking licence
He finally found a copy of battletoads at a gamestop.
Old thread pre-dates CBTS.
Oh my god, Battletoads.
I had totally forgot about this!
((They)) lost months ago!
Simple solution, just score the five goals. If you do, they win, but remember if you beat your enemies they win.
The USA has finally jumped out of the retard closet closet covered in shit asking for hugs.
Out of all of these the DOE has done more damage to the people of the u.s. than any other agency.
Pretty sure those colours would run in a hot shower
It's about North Korea.
its actually that many threads
What the fuck? That general looked weird to start and now I'm convinced its a slide attempt.
Still ready for the DJT white house news tho
Autism is an unstoppable train user. CBTS threads are also popular with the schizophrenic community, they literally think that Trump is setting riddles which only they can solve, and it will save humanity.
people like you bother me
gotta flollow the whtie tabbit!!21!
being a sodomite
Hell is for ever!
Now you know the 3 carrier groups weren't there for NK. They are there to provide air cover for AF1. Shit is about to get real for us, but it has been real behind the scenes for a while.
Best fucking timeline in the multiverse, bar none.
Who has screenshots of the proof this guys was buying twitter accounts to spam Trump? I remember seeing it a week or two ago.
"Calm before the storm intensifies"
oh no now i companies can make cars people want regardless if they get good mpg or not
New bronco plz
you wish fucking fag, we own your country and you know it
He arrives near midnight tonight so anouncement could be as early as Wednesday
its a shared account