How ass burned is Canada right about now?

Josiah Richardson
Josiah Richardson

ask bombardier and airbus stupid cuck. it doesnt mean much for cuckoldry when you sell your daughter to Jewner and lose her to Trudope as well

Jonathan Martin
Jonathan Martin

Trudeau loves getting his ass burned.

Nicholas Hughes
Nicholas Hughes

he should think about his deficit instead. and his no wall. lots of fuck all though

Aaron Morales
Aaron Morales

Canadians dont even think about Canada tbqhfam

Austin Perez
Austin Perez

being so ass burned that you reply twice
show leaf

Colton King
Colton King

It is a waste of time to dedicate any time to Trudeau while he is self immolating. United States will care about Canada again once they uncuck themselves.

Adrian Edwards
Adrian Edwards

he does kinda look like fidel.

Kevin Thomas
Kevin Thomas

I see you're using the new Canadian flag

Ethan Evans
Ethan Evans

Our country is a non-entity and always has been. We're like the bird that cleans the hippos mouth at best. And having Trudeau in power while the US is re-finding their ballsack was probably the worst possible thing for us.

Asher Lopez
Asher Lopez

kek, going to save this for future run-ins with the leaf

Caleb Carter
Caleb Carter

He looks so lonely.

Benjamin Morris
Benjamin Morris

i wish he would call them dog fuckers.

Jackson Lee
Jackson Lee

burgers yet prove to consider no one their ally other than Israel and Saudis, more news at 11

Nathaniel Sullivan
Nathaniel Sullivan

LARPing as an uber-leftie to reveal the hypocrisy and unsustainability of liberalism thus turning future generations away from liberal politics

Is Trudeau /ourguy/?

Hunter Rodriguez
Hunter Rodriguez

it's real too, trump is the supreme bantz master

https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2017/08/03/dont-worry-about-canada-trump-says-in-leaked-transcript-we-dont-even-think-about-them.html

Jaxon Lee
Jaxon Lee

talk a bunch of shit all time
gay as fuck giga-progressive SJW PM
b-but we are ur allies!!

Blake Baker
Blake Baker

state-sponsored MSM is doing rapid damage control after his trip to the Philippines atm

Ian Lewis
Ian Lewis

that picture

Wow, never thought I'd ever feel empathy towards Trudeau. I mean he deserves it more than anything but fuck, that pic is still heavy.

Tyler Hernandez
Tyler Hernandez

I've often asked myself these past few years, can some of these insane libcucks actually be living out an Andy Kaufman style parody designed to portray themselves in the most ridiculous way possible?

They don't have senses of humor, but could this just be an act?

It'd be comforting to believe this is true, it would humanize lefties a little imho.

Noah Young
Noah Young

If you grew up in Canada, you'd know that very few of us have the capacity to even be bothered by how little we matter. As a nation, we're content to be forgotten about. So, ass burned? Are you kidding? We think about Canada as often as you do.

Samuel Edwards
Samuel Edwards

What an atrocious sentence structure. Clearly you're one of those faggot French leafs who hates speaking English.

Brandon Miller
Brandon Miller

Wait, is this the same phone call that Nieto and the media insisted never happened?

Leo Thompson
Leo Thompson

It is the Castro blood inside him taking over.

Expect purge soon.

Owen Thomas
Owen Thomas

the little guy doesn't know exactly what he's doing, just that he needs to keep doing it

funny thing is, any one of the shitposters on this board has a better resume than he does, and is probably much better qualified to lead canada even if they never even think about it

Leo Hall
Leo Hall

That would imply the dogs aren't tops.

Juan Sanchez
Juan Sanchez

How long until Germany changes their flag to the rainbow?

Michael Carter
Michael Carter

What are Timbits?

Austin Butler
Austin Butler

talk a bunch of shit all time
you as well, like in any healthy relationship
gay as fuck giga-progressive SJW PM
yet he's doing nothing to hurt the US while Trump wants to rape us with NAFTA
muh allies
better than you've ever been to us

Luis Davis
Luis Davis

Donut holes.

Brayden Nguyen
Brayden Nguyen

donut holes? your dunkins call them munchkins

Robert Cook
Robert Cook

Filipinos to Justin: oh hey, you're Canadian right, you wanna just take this trash of yours back with you, OK, thanks big guy

Jose Johnson
Jose Johnson

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Henry Gutierrez
Henry Gutierrez

My fucking sides

Jordan Brown
Jordan Brown

Really? Soon Canada will be the Philippines 2.0. They care greatly.

Dominic Wood
Dominic Wood

Fucking cringe. I can't believe this autistic faggot is our prime minister.

Isaiah Martin
Isaiah Martin

It's not just one isolated incident, either.

He is actively shunned by other world leaders and even minor functionaries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgQFFa-8Zuk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgQFFa-8Zuk

Logan Gonzalez
Logan Gonzalez

watched video again
notice trump actually patted him on his ass
holy fuck

Andrew Hall
Andrew Hall

Oh my fucking god. I couldn't even finish that video. I'm an awkward fuck too but even I'm not this bad. I would feel pity towards him but then i remember how he has destroyed Canada and i hate him again and glad this happened to him.

Parker Hill
Parker Hill

Who thinks about Canada anyway?
Québec est l'exception.

Isaiah Richardson
Isaiah Richardson

I actually did grow up in Canada and this could not be farther from the truth. Canadians get insanely butt blasted whenever anyone says anything bad about Canada or suggests in some way that Canada is not nearly as relevant or important as they think it is.

inb4 NZ is even less relevant lmao xD
Yes but that is the way we like it and we are quite content to keep it that way. Canadians on the other hand are like the little kids who want to sit at the adult table at thanksgiving and are constantly pestering their parents to let them. Nothing more embarrassing than a Canadian who thinks his country is important.

Juan Wright
Juan Wright

A fucking leaf. This leaf was the way.

... and the truth, and the life.

Blake Butler
Blake Butler

WE ARE A REAL COUNTRY PLEASE RESPECT US

Nathan Powell
Nathan Powell

Meme magic + syrup sorcery

Aaron Anderson
Aaron Anderson

Is that why he never shuts up about NAFTA?

Dylan Bailey
Dylan Bailey

Please think about Canada!

Gabriel Morgan
Gabriel Morgan

Why would we do that? SJW and LGBT culture isn't even a thing here. Until this year gays weren't even allowed to marry.

Elijah Foster
Elijah Foster

GOOD! Maybe soon Trudeau's hair will start to fall out and look like the guy who raised him.

Jordan Moore
Jordan Moore

SHOW YOUR L;EAF

Camden Howard
Camden Howard

YES! YESSS!!! FUCK YOU, CANADA! BETA KEK NATION!

Julian Wilson
Julian Wilson

This is so incredibly true. Every Canadian I've ever met has stressed that without their intervention in WW2 the allies would have been decimated

Chase Bell
Chase Bell

These posts are sadly mostly true. We were once a great country, for a short time. But now we are crumbling into nothing and it fucking kills me. I desperately hope we can turn things around in the next couple of years...

Hunter Campbell
Hunter Campbell

I'd prefer it more if we didn't keep getting cucked by australia

Jaxson Cooper
Jaxson Cooper

pls respect the leaf

Jackson Davis
Jackson Davis

cucked by australia
in what way?

Jonathan Collins
Jonathan Collins

It was cute when Macron sidled up, when Trudeau does it it's just pathetic.

Eli Brooks
Eli Brooks

That pic always gets good responses.

Adam Baker
Adam Baker

Every way.

Ryder Lee
Ryder Lee

It was one of the few non-white guilt things taught to us in school.

Josiah Hughes
Josiah Hughes

Please be kind

Leo Young
Leo Young

You were never a real country, look up The Royal Power Of Dissolution. The Queen can end you with the stroke of a pen, without your consent.

Samuel Barnes
Samuel Barnes

As a leaf stripe posting, I love my Country's history and traditional values, but hate what its become. Canada is a progressive cesspool going nowhere fast.

Adam Gray
Adam Gray

???

Jason Gonzalez
Jason Gonzalez

Fake news.
Well, Canada is no problem — do not worry about Canada, do not even think about them,” Trump said after Pena Nieto made reference to the “three countries” that are part of NAFTA. “That is a separate thing and they are fine and we have had a very fair relationship with Canada. It has been much more balanced and much more fair. So we do not have to worry about Canada, we do not even think about them.”

He's clearly ripping Mexico, not Canada.

Levi Wilson
Levi Wilson

what a little attention whore

James Ramirez
James Ramirez

Kek. Nobody gives a fuck about Canada.

Brody Evans
Brody Evans

be australian
wake up next to me sistah
"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
get skin cancer because no ozone
get stopped by abos
their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
give them all my petrol anyway
apologise for invading their country
say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the majesitc irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
continue on my way
shitpost hard on Sup Forums all day so can afford to pay my internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
head home for the day
get mugged by abos again
no petrol this time, give them some of my ping instead
finally get home, 1 bedroom 0 bathroom granny flat, 2.5 million AUD
switch on the tv
the wallabies lost to new zealand again
"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
"m-muh cricket"
http://www.3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
"m-muh afl"
can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was mine all along
cry myself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
get bitten by spoidah
die

Eli Richardson
Eli Richardson

Literally looking like an autist at a party.
They don't want to hear about my next pride costume I put so much work into.
They forgot my pronouns.
my feet hurt.

Camden Davis
Camden Davis

This is a really dumb argument and you should feel dumb for saying it.

Brody Wright
Brody Wright

le-leaf

Jonathan Jones
Jonathan Jones

hopefully that mega quake hits vancouver and kills all the immigrant population. we need a cleanse. did you see those greedy fucks last january taking all the salt?

Lucas Cooper
Lucas Cooper

Turdeau is such a joke.

Brody Martinez
Brody Martinez

Are you guys still bitter over that underhand pitch or whatever it was

Jordan Phillips
Jordan Phillips

It's literally true, look it up. You should be ashamed for knowing so little about your fellow Commonwealth member "nation."

Wyatt Bell
Wyatt Bell

road salt has all kinds of nasty shit in it, did they eat it?

kek

Jordan Brooks
Jordan Brooks

My feet hurt
This railing is uncomfortable
Im hungry
Trump is speaking too loud
Why doesn't anyone want to hear me talk about feminism
I wish I was at home smoking weed

Julian Fisher
Julian Fisher

Canada is USA's homebound, crippled little brother.

Oliver Flores
Oliver Flores

idk maybe. we were all out of salt and some how we came up with enough for everyone to have like a hand full. but the fucking chinese population showed up with 10 gallon buckets and just swarmed when the white folk said form a line.

https://youtu.be/Y_Bsr3ZPvKU

https://youtu.be/1QLSViytsl0

this is why chinese tourists are banned from buffets and other exhibits.

Robert Bennett
Robert Bennett

To me that must be the best thing, the guy gets in on a (LGBTQ+China+Islam+Poo) progressive ticket BUT DUDE WEED TOO, then within what, a week, says LOL ACKCHEWALLY no weed!

Hahaha, the maple flavored salt which flowed.

Xavier Scott
Xavier Scott

i never saw this, holy fuck

it's like a pack of zombies going for the warm blooded

Landon Hill
Landon Hill

lmaoooo

Jackson Morgan
Jackson Morgan

It's a lie though. You always think about us.

Healthcare
Our low gun crime
our cuisine

You are literally obsessed with us.

Jaxson Smith
Jaxson Smith

It's not that I don't know about it you mong. It's that in 2017, Royal Prerogative is symbolic/traditional -- if the Queen ever did dissolve Parliament then Parliament would just be like "yeah nah"

Jose Perry
Jose Perry

You put a god damned leaf on your flag.

Wyatt White
Wyatt White

Pretty sure they wouldn't, she dissolved Australia a while back.

William Carter
William Carter

our cuisine
wut?

Gavin Hall
Gavin Hall

our cuisine

Kek. Well baited, Comrade Leaf.

Joshua Gonzalez
Joshua Gonzalez

Your healthcare is shit. You almost killed molymene

Juan Williams
Juan Williams

Our low gun crime
Everybody brings up Japan in those discussions, not Canada. Or if it's a "white" country, it's Britain, Australia, or Sweden, depending on the narrative. I have rarely if ever seen Canada mentioned in gun control debates.

our cuisine
Literally only Tim Horton's gets mentioned, and that's only applicable to the few northern states that have them. Tim Horton's is less well known in the US than Whataburger, and Whataburger is in just like 10 states.

Anthony Sanders
Anthony Sanders

Rainbow Leaf suddenly appears

Logan Ramirez
Logan Ramirez

We were once a great country, for a short time. But now we are crumbling into nothing and it fucking kills me.

Leaf Expat / Leaf-in-exile here.

Canada never was a great country. It was only great as a part of the British Empire.

With the 1960s era abolition of Britishness in Canada, the illusion of greatness collapsed.

Eli Jackson
Eli Jackson

Trudeau is a bottom bitch and a small guy.

Jose Butler
Jose Butler

this makes me sad for some reason.

Wyatt Harris
Wyatt Harris

Leaked
Wouldn't it be classic Trump to leak it himself?

John Ross
John Ross

constant bitching and moaning from canadacucks ever since election
constantly commenting and virtue signalling
surprised that USA turns around and says fuck you after a while
Really initiates my cashews

Luis Bennett
Luis Bennett

They're literally bitter about being a tiny gibmedat Maori covered island that's just cold and bleak all the fucking time.
Poor cunts have to fuck sheep just to stop being bored!

Leo Ward
Leo Ward

*sigh*

We aren't all bad I promise.

Evan Rogers
Evan Rogers

I don't either.

Connor Gonzalez
Connor Gonzalez

Oh shit. You're right. He had a huge grin while doing it too. Hahahaha.

Hunter Collins
Hunter Collins

this nation is a failed nation

all that's left is to start the killing

Adrian Turner
Adrian Turner

The last time a King tried to overthrow a Parliament he was beheaded for treason.
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/king-charles-i-executed-for-treason

Lincoln Rivera
Lincoln Rivera

Personally if the Russians invaded Canada tomorow I would join them! So sick of this libtarded fucked up socialist commie goverment, and cant believe I am that surrounded by absolute dumb fucks that cant see where all this is going

Its so fucking sad, and to think the year I was born canada was 97% white. I have been forced to watch my country be destroyed before my very eyes, and even when I was a teenager I was speaking out against it (immigration).

Nobody would listen. They got thier booze and thier soap operas and thier TV's and they just cant see. So sad. What was once a green and pleasant land.
If our progeny ever survive this I hope they at least will remember fondly those of us who spoke out against it.

James Lopez
James Lopez

our cuisine
wut?
Maple syrup, bro.

Julian Wilson
Julian Wilson

Wtf is going on, why are all these fags wearing traditional clothing? What kind of event is this?

Ryan Johnson
Ryan Johnson

give it up

everyone sees through the defense mechanism

this failed state will collapse in your lifetime

Aaron White
Aaron White

Canadians get insanely butt blasted

Yeah, thin skinned yet with a chip on their shoulder. It's an incongruent combination.

If they street pooed they'd be Indians. And the way it's going, soon enough they will be.

Learn to squat.

Kayden Ramirez
Kayden Ramirez

My nigga

Gavin Baker
Gavin Baker

At least we know from his prayer rug that he's not an infidel!

Colton Price
Colton Price

I look so much like this fucker it disgusts me.

Nathaniel Evans
Nathaniel Evans

Canada should show a little more gratitude for us allowing them to exist.
You fucking leafs had better hope we never run out of lumber.
We'll put an end to that little experiment in faggotry on cuckoldry you call a country real quick.

Jaxson Myers
Jaxson Myers

this failed state will collapse in your lifetime

I'm predicting that Quebec separatist sentiment will rise due to Anglo-led leftist identity politics angering Francophones.

Quebec will hold another referendum and will secede. Next to go will be the Maritimes - once cut off from the Rest of Canada, they will begin to resent their position and total lack of influence and eventually go their own way as well.

I'm expecting this all within the next 25-30 years.

Noah Brown
Noah Brown

thinking the USA won't gobble it all up
oh goy

Luis Cox
Luis Cox

lmaooo

Nolan Nguyen
Nolan Nguyen

That was stage three for the western provinces and the arctic. Long-term, expect them to ask to join the US.

Josiah Peterson
Josiah Peterson

Your reply has me confused. I don't know what exactly you are going on about, but the thing I was commenting on was related to the g20 summit. It's like a whos who of world leaders.

Carson Campbell
Carson Campbell

it's real
and original printings are $120 in real dollars
top fucking kek why didn't i know about this before

Parker Phillips
Parker Phillips

Canadians a shit.

Luis Green
Luis Green

Nah we already have a good plan. They were ass blasted about it some years back when it came out of classification. Then we reassured them that it was jus the OLD plan which was finally released. The new plan is still top secret.

Luke Rodriguez
Luke Rodriguez

Pulitzer prize of canadian literature

Ethan White
Ethan White

Leafs on suicide watch

Justin Harris
Justin Harris

le leaf XD
le trudea is ummm...wlell uhhh idk castro's son?
weak bantz

David Reyes
David Reyes

is leafy gonna cry?

Luke Morris
Luke Morris

Hungary
Fat ass

Adam Barnes
Adam Barnes

DAY
OF
THE
FUCKING
RAKE

Zachary Roberts
Zachary Roberts

I don't recognize that flag, it's missing a couple colors.

Oliver Edwards
Oliver Edwards

oh god the chink meme is real

Brandon Brooks
Brandon Brooks

Nasty little high caloric doughnut balls

Jose Russell
Jose Russell

where is the bag of milk?

Christian Williams
Christian Williams

they're all in a panic right now to get snow tires because of a light frost a couple weeks ago
not that they would improve their driving "skills"

Robert Foster
Robert Foster

I find your post terribly amusing and insightful

Isaiah Bailey
Isaiah Bailey

we didn't
the commies the "greatest" generation and boomers elected did

Bentley Cook
Bentley Cook

Old flag.
Please help us meme Canada back to relevance in the upcoming elections. Every time I get on the bus to work it's 90% muslim immigrants.

Luis Jenkins
Luis Jenkins

OK but no more whining about our intelligence services interfering in your elections OK?

Daniel Martinez
Daniel Martinez

Y'all can invade and force people at gunpoint to vote conservative and I'll tell people they're lying when they bring it up.

Samuel Wood
Samuel Wood

Ironically I grew up in the Midwest and we get heavy snow and snow tires and chains are illegal.

You just learn to drive on the ice and snow, not a big deal. Then again most of us weren't from Hong Kong and Mumbai.

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