You have 10 seconds to explain why you haven't moved to Australia yet

Connor Johnson
Connor Johnson

You have 10 seconds to explain why you haven't moved to Australia yet.

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_eX73tcE3s
http://www.3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_speech_laws_in_Australia
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-09-28/bolt-found-guilty-of-breaching-discrimination-act/3025918
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_gun_laws#Australia
http://www.paintballaustralia.com.au/shooters_licence.htm
http://www.ballisticfirearms.com.au/QPS/Crossbow%20Legislation.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_issues_in_airsoft#Australia
http://www.ozlasers.com/australian-laser-laws
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/yo-yo-water-balls
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/novelty-cigarette-lighters
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/smokeless-tobacco-products
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/toys-containing-beads
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_helmets_in_Australia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cigarette_packets_in_Australia
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/may/03/smokers-to-pay-more-than-45-for-a-packet-of-cigarettes-from-2020
http://www.news.com.au/finance/money/why-do-we-pay-so-much-for-alcohol/news-story/1647c23acc476553ade5d77774b8fa7d
http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/programs/hack/ecigarette-ban-has-advocates-fuming/8431564
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_banned_in_Australia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banned_video_games_in_Australia
William Gutierrez
William Gutierrez

it's full.

Logan Ross
Logan Ross

Only if you're non-white.

Thomas Robinson
Thomas Robinson

I've been told that they're full over there.

Andrew Morales
Andrew Morales

I already in.

Lincoln Powell
Lincoln Powell

Not black or Muslim, they'll just turn me back.

Andrew Ramirez
Andrew Ramirez

FUCK OFF YOU'RE FULL

Bentley Parker
Bentley Parker

you can't protect yourself from tyranny

Connor Martin
Connor Martin

fpbp

Ayden Sullivan
Ayden Sullivan

I lived in Perth for 8 years. I'm content to live the rest of my life in the US, thanks.

Levi Adams
Levi Adams

It's a shithole full of spiders and it's really fucking hot.

William Jones
William Jones

Shitty gun laws.

James Rodriguez
James Rodriguez

I tried but they said they don't accept anyone over 55% white.

Thomas Williams
Thomas Williams

get out!

Carter Kelly
Carter Kelly

Just wait a year or 2

Luis Nguyen
Luis Nguyen

Because I was born here
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!

Should have gone to East coast

Kayden Jackson
Kayden Jackson

Shit gun laws, shit property values, shit internet speeds. Also, "fuck off, they're full."

Kayden Hernandez
Kayden Hernandez

Way too hot. Skin cancer. drought. Ect.

Charles Moore
Charles Moore

Do you seriously want more kiwi cunts in your country, I could just book a $500 plane ticket to Aussie and fuck off to Adelaide to rob dealers

Mason Hall
Mason Hall

horrible internet options

Aaron Lewis
Aaron Lewis

das right nigga

Carson Green
Carson Green

its full of bogans, or worse still brits. the only bits worth living in are full and expensive. its basicsally the uk with better weather, so still completely shit

Julian Morales
Julian Morales

Of fucking degenerates. Every other fucker is a dyke or a fag. Every street corner the most well fed, healthy looking beggar with a plump dog and soft hands.
Every toilet caters to trannys and you tue national flag is the rainbow flag.

What the fuck happened to australia. Im pretty sure the remake of chopper will be about a butch and a petrol driven dildo.

Australia makes canada and sweden look like fucking nazis

Andrew Powell
Andrew Powell

Every single kiwi i've met in Australia has been a massive flamboyant faggot.

Liam Bennett
Liam Bennett

I don't like big bugs

Easton Baker
Easton Baker

What? It is not too hot.. Sure I had togo for my run when the sun went down and my plants are dying and I have seen birds dehydrated and near death.. Where was I going with this?

Kevin Myers
Kevin Myers

Too sunny.

Wyatt Walker
Wyatt Walker

You told me to fuck off and that you were full

Ryder Harris
Ryder Harris

what the fuck are you talking about, who the fuck do you hang around?

John Morris
John Morris

At least our buildings are still standing.

Easton Lopez
Easton Lopez

Who the fuck would want to live in NSW???

Move to QLD and you can be racist af to anyone, even the chinks are racist here

Joseph Turner
Joseph Turner

I don't like Cockney Irish accents and abos

Eli Morales
Eli Morales

Are they white
(Not /pol/s standard)

If not they're called Fa'afafines

Joshua Bailey
Joshua Bailey

I have dark hair and eyes and wouldn't want to get smashed into the curb.

Henry Richardson
Henry Richardson

I cannot abide the heat.

Daniel Ross
Daniel Ross

Melbourne... However we do not have tranny toilets that part is weird.

Charles Ross
Charles Ross

I live in Melbourne and I am racist as fuck to everyone, I just don't do it at work

Noah Young
Noah Young

I don't need to move to another Vancouver.

Isaac Jenkins
Isaac Jenkins

You brits certainly have a strange way of talking.

abide?? it's not 1850 anymore

Ya just gotta say, it's too fuckin hot ere.

Jason Stewart
Jason Stewart

Cause most likely im going to die from snake in my toilet seat

Benjamin Foster
Benjamin Foster

I don't like aussies in large doses

Juan Green
Juan Green

fuck off hohol

Jace Peterson
Jace Peterson

Neither do we.

Aaron Edwards
Aaron Edwards

I'm not a chink

Jose Morris
Jose Morris

Not a micronesian who loves paying $8 per gallon of milk.

Sebastian Smith
Sebastian Smith

not a single post itt mentioning how every creature under the sun there can kill you

Kevin Hernandez
Kevin Hernandez

¨
OI CAHNT! OI YA FACKEN SEEKCAHNT FACKEN STRAYA CAHNT, WOAS GOUWEN OAN?

YEAH NAH NAH NAH, THET'D BE SEEK, CAHNT. HOW DO I MOUVE TO STRAYA, CAHNT?

Anthony Rivera
Anthony Rivera

Spiders, all the hostile flora that wants to murder you, i like living in big city, and yours are infested with disgusting faggots and commie-kikes.

Still if i got a job offer or something, i would probably move, just cause russia has absolutely no future and treats people like trash.

Jackson Foster
Jackson Foster

too many chinks and poos.

Joseph Barnes
Joseph Barnes

I live there too and the only faggot I ever had to put up with was one at work who kept talking about swallowing cum

Evan Morgan
Evan Morgan

Why is your country full of uncivilised white niggers?

Levi Rogers
Levi Rogers

To many sharks

Camden Mitchell
Camden Mitchell

it's full of phaggots

Leo Gray
Leo Gray

Everything there is designed to murder humans

Eli Morris
Eli Morris

You have ten seconds to explain why I should move there.

Camden Harris
Camden Harris

Reminder that the best way to live in today's society is a coastal Australian town.

99% white, no foreign scum, little to no tourists, surrounded by hard working whites that believe in good values.

Vid related, my home town:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_eX73tcE3s

Dylan Cox
Dylan Cox

The internet is shite thanks to the sharks attacking the underwater cables.

Adam Miller
Adam Miller

Gun laws too strict in a land of emus, /fit/aroos, and a fuckton of poisonous creatures.

Matthew Ross
Matthew Ross

Two things I love are guns and rabbits and you cunts regulate both.

Ian Gutierrez
Ian Gutierrez

I'd rather not live in a 3rd world country

Wyatt Perez
Wyatt Perez

No guns. It's a land full of faggots. Does that make you mad, Kangaroo Jack? You should shoot me with your gun.

Isaac Mitchell
Isaac Mitchell

Women are better here.

Blake Ortiz
Blake Ortiz

fuck australia down under bullshit

Kevin Gonzalez
Kevin Gonzalez

implying we don't

Benjamin Wilson
Benjamin Wilson

australia is down under bullshit

Joshua Barnes
Joshua Barnes

I'm sure your Juncker Socialist Refugee Union is working well.

Jackson Williams
Jackson Williams

Because I don't speak the language and wouldn't be able to assimilate properly as a result

Josiah Foster
Josiah Foster

I will give you a free emu egg

Carson Nguyen
Carson Nguyen

They actually turned in their guns...

Adrian Campbell
Adrian Campbell

Deal. See you soon.

Aiden Green
Aiden Green

I like guns.

Wyatt Garcia
Wyatt Garcia

I too like guns and rabbits. Use the gun on the rabbit, good times, good food.

Ryan Myers
Ryan Myers

she looks 14 years old bud

Jonathan Rivera
Jonathan Rivera

Muh guns and also spiders. Other than that you lads are sound as fuck and you have some of the best bants coming at us or not. Cheers.

Jaxon Jenkins
Jaxon Jenkins

no guns

Isaac Bell
Isaac Bell

We arent little bitches..

Camden Adams
Camden Adams

S P I D E R S

Liam Morris
Liam Morris

Oh just talking about sydney brisbane and melbourne. I didnt realize you are a tazmanian. Sorry about that, must have stopped some quality time with your sister.

If you are ever anywhere near sydney or melbourne i suggest you open your fucking eyes and literally count the dykes, alcoholics, twats in suits dressing up for a fucking burger, the insane amount of very healthy and able beggars, in a society where taxes are high and healthcare and benefits are easy to get..
Oh then count the rainbow and marxist flags and then open a paper which will tell you about trannys are good, straights are bad and australia is great.

Before you go back to blaming everyone but yourselves for the mess of being cucks.

Oh and people running a bit and having tattoos doesnt make you less of a cuck. As fucking well bet you have an unironic tribal tattoo and acdc tshirt.

Cuckralia.

Cameron Powell
Cameron Powell

Because if I moved there I’d be running that country within a week, and I can’t be bothered to run a nation of soyboys who want Melbourne turned into a safe space. Any nation that loses a war to a flightless bird is pussified beyond all belief

Jaxon King
Jaxon King

are you afraid of spiders or something you pansy?

Bentley Bell
Bentley Bell

Sorry that white women age like milk bud.

Caleb Ward
Caleb Ward

Shit gun laws, shit Internet speeds, shit loli laws, shit wildlife, etc.

Jace Hughes
Jace Hughes

too many chinks

Jordan Bennett
Jordan Bennett

Because my home is the UK.

Colton Ward
Colton Ward

Because I Already Live There.

Colton Barnes
Colton Barnes

willingly eating sea bugs
fucking disgusting

Carson Cruz
Carson Cruz

moving from a cold chinese colony to a scorching hot one

pointless. at least i can still own guns without having to deal with a full-blown nanny state

Dylan Rodriguez
Dylan Rodriguez

Only reason why I haven't left yet is because Johnny Taxpayer forks out for my medications and gives me NEETbux.

Jaxson Williams
Jaxson Williams

This cunt gets it

Jayden Green
Jayden Green

be australian
wake up next to me sistah
"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
get skin cancer because no ozone
get stopped by abos
their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
give them all my petrol anyway
apologise for invading their country
say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the majesitc irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
continue on my way
shitpost hard on Sup Forums all day so can afford to pay my internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
head home for the day
get mugged by abos again
no petrol this time, give them some of my ping instead
finally get home, 1 bedroom 0 bathroom granny flat, 2.5 million AUD
switch on the tv
the wallabies lost to new zealand again
"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
"m-muh cricket"
http://www.3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
"m-muh afl"
can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was mine all along
cry myself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
get bitten by spoidah
die

Christian Thompson
Christian Thompson

Fucken oath it is

Austin Nelson
Austin Nelson

I might accident'lly get killed.

Carter Butler
Carter Butler

I didn't know meth was on the Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme

Kevin Rivera
Kevin Rivera

Wominjeka.

Aaron Reyes
Aaron Reyes

I'm allergic to kangaroos

Jack Stewart
Jack Stewart

be Australian
be named Poida

Parker Miller
Parker Miller

Not getting raped by Russia

Evan Green
Evan Green

instead of getting killed on purpose by a nigger

Colton Rogers
Colton Rogers

I wish it was meth. Weed even.

Elijah Collins
Elijah Collins

their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping

Glorious

Carter Walker
Carter Walker

Nogunz is literally the only reason.

Adrian Lewis
Adrian Lewis

Fuck off we're full!!!

Hunter Cooper
Hunter Cooper

This. FNQ master race

Samuel Brown
Samuel Brown

But they come to Australia for the bigger dick.
I probably fucked your missus

Liam Gutierrez
Liam Gutierrez

Everything will kill you there.

Jaxson Morgan
Jaxson Morgan

STOP THE BOATS!!!

Luis Clark
Luis Clark

Something, something, already at maximum capacity

Bentley Bailey
Bentley Bailey

they don't want me

Jackson Carter
Jackson Carter

shit.. i'm late

Hunter Hill
Hunter Hill

ayy, fucking God's country up here mate

Nathan Cooper
Nathan Cooper

Fuck me that's accurate and painful

Ayden Rodriguez
Ayden Rodriguez

Not bad cunt
Not bad

Leo Gomez
Leo Gomez

What part of new Zealand is Austria even in?

Colton Thompson
Colton Thompson

Gun laws/how cucked Aussies are on guns. Like, what the fuck, guys?

Elijah Anderson
Elijah Anderson

NZ in Australia

James Wilson
James Wilson

Townsville reporting in, top shit mate

Benjamin Carter
Benjamin Carter

I thought you cunts had even darker niggers with fucking didgeridoos. Abos or something was it?

Colton Price
Colton Price

why do they all look the same? is it like the thing with facial features and down syndrome?

Ryan Brown
Ryan Brown

Why would I move to a country that's going to be Chinese in two decades?

Austin Russell
Austin Russell

bigger dick.
Get a load of this chink.

Hudson Allen
Hudson Allen

Up the straights here.

James Myers
James Myers

Whites here are either bogans, ice addicts, or hipsters.
Non-whites usually consist of poo poos, chinks and ragheads.

Levi Davis
Levi Davis

I lived in Perth for 8 years. I'm content to live the rest of my life in the US, thanks.

please save me

Camden Peterson
Camden Peterson

there is over 20 000 species on this picture that can kill you

Jacob Harris
Jacob Harris

Because they are trying to abolish Father’s Day

Robert Torres
Robert Torres

move out of the city, poofter

Nolan Miller
Nolan Miller

Perth cunt here, what didn't you like about it?

Leo Barnes
Leo Barnes

Because I genuinely love my country
Also Australia is too fucking warm, I prefer the cold

Benjamin Clark
Benjamin Clark

Not a Bogan, Ice Addict or Hipster.
Used to eb sorrounded by hipsters though bluh

Thomas Nguyen
Thomas Nguyen

She hasn’t gone thru pewbertie yet fag

Aiden Rodriguez
Aiden Rodriguez

im kangaroophobic

Ian Smith
Ian Smith

Let's play spot the chink!

Jacob Watson
Jacob Watson

You even sound like a fat neckbeard

Alexander Allen
Alexander Allen

Out of all the possible candidates for being afraid of that exist exclusively on the fiery hell island of Australia, you choose the roo?

Angel Richardson
Angel Richardson

Because I sold my property there to some chink for $8,000,000
Now I'm enjoying the retired NEET life at 26

Nolan Mitchell
Nolan Mitchell

Skippy is cool

Charles Phillips
Charles Phillips

I like vidya and having a decent internet connection and I don't like the sun or spiders that can kill me.

Asher Perry
Asher Perry

TFW FUCKIN INTERVIEW

Sebastian Morris
Sebastian Morris

Skippy gots something for ewe n his pouch

Jose Wilson
Jose Wilson

buttmad 60%

Aiden Perry
Aiden Perry

2hot4me
also pic related

Liam Foster
Liam Foster

be working on banana farm outside Cairns for the summer
me and my m8 cruising around, exploring
come to a town in the middle of bumfuck nowhere
it's literally called "the aboriginal shire"
everyone is abo
all of the roads are dirt/gravel
scores of emaciated horses just wandering about aimlessly, blocking the "roads"
trash absolutely fucking everywhere
the horses nibble on it
abo children wearing bits of old cloth -- literally fucking loincloths -- chase after our car, shrieking nonsense at us
we are completely fucking astounded, not even saying anything to each other, no wtf's, nothing -- just trying to take it all in, mouths agape
see an at least 150kg+ abo matriarch and about a dozen of her spawn bathing in dirty brown runoff under a bridge like a gaggle of trolls
the houses are actually bits of old tin scrap
they all have graffiti on them but not stylized graffiti, just illiterate chicken scratch like the word "jesus" with a backward J
every single "property" has at least two 100% fucked smashed up cars up on blocks in the front "garden"
the beach is actually nice though
find an turtle on its back
flip it over
like 9 of these fucking jungle monkey children come bursting out of the bushes and threaten us with sticks
eventually decipher that they had intentionally overturned the turtle and were baking it alive in the sun, intended to eat it for dinner
they inform the adult gorilla people of our transgression
adult gorillafolk begin shuffling around, notifying each other of our as yet relatively unnoticed presence and looking over at us angrily
nope the fuck out of abo shire

and I never returned to Australia

Elijah Ross
Elijah Ross

do you know what you have done

Andrew Gonzalez
Andrew Gonzalez

Because our economy is about to drop off a cliff

Camden Adams
Camden Adams

Skippy is a male Kangaroo so...Fail

Grayson Torres
Grayson Torres

No guns, no snow, scary fucking wildlife, and Abos.
You guys are awesome otherwise.

Hudson Brooks
Hudson Brooks

Uh... again, sorry that your country women age like milk. Japanese age like wine. A 50 year old women here looks younger than a 30 year old caucasian woman.

Truth hurts.

Cooper Ross
Cooper Ross

no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_speech_laws_in_Australia
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-09-28/bolt-found-guilty-of-breaching-discrimination-act/3025918
downright draconian gun laws
Self-explanatory.
need a license for fucking air rifles
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_gun_laws#Australia
need a fucking license for paintball guns
http://www.paintballaustralia.com.au/shooters_licence.htm
need a license for crossbows
http://www.ballisticfirearms.com.au/QPS/Crossbow%20Legislation.html
airsoft is banned
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_issues_in_airsoft#Australia
LASER pointers over 1mw are banned (effectively banning the vast majority)
http://www.ozlasers.com/australian-laser-laws
fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/yo-yo-water-balls
novelty toy-like lighters are banned
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/novelty-cigarette-lighters
smokeless tobacco is banned
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/smokeless-tobacco-products
toys containing beads are banned
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/toys-containing-beads
need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_helmets_in_Australia
plain packaging on cigarettes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cigarette_packets_in_Australia
absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/may/03/smokers-to-pay-more-than-45-for-a-packet-of-cigarettes-from-2020
http://www.news.com.au/finance/money/why-do-we-pay-so-much-for-alcohol/news-story/1647c23acc476553ade5d77774b8fa7d
e-cigarettes are banned
http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/programs/hack/ecigarette-ban-has-advocates-fuming/8431564
many violent games and movies banned or censored even after the R18 was introduced
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_banned_in_Australia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banned_video_games_in_Australia

Ryan Rodriguez
Ryan Rodriguez

How big of an oven do I need to cook a fairly large emu? Probably not this year, but one of these Thanksgiving

Samuel Parker
Samuel Parker

Serves you right for going to Tully you dumb cunt

Jonathan Bailey
Jonathan Bailey

Hello

Gabriel Cox
Gabriel Cox

No guns...

Brandon Davis
Brandon Davis

Sounds like the white answer to me. Gotta have a good meter of snow per year at least

Juan Allen
Juan Allen

they all have graffiti on them but not stylized graffiti
just illiterate chicken scratch like the word "jesus" with a backward J

Daniel Carter
Daniel Carter

Shall Not Be Infringed

Juan Sanders
Juan Sanders

you went to the wrong place
The fact that these places even exist in your country is a fucking disgrace. FNQ is third world m8 it's worse than Mexico

Eli Moore
Eli Moore

I got out of dodge before that bubble burst, Chang can deal with that not me. I can stay in hotels if I visit Australia.

Kevin Sanchez
Kevin Sanchez

abos are a completely different creature than niggers. Abos sniff petrol and fall asleep in the street, not rape white womyn and commit 90 percent of all violent crime.

Logan Jenkins
Logan Jenkins

I just moved up on the budgiewoi lake

Blake Baker
Blake Baker

Australian on vacations always strike me as nice but a bit uneducated and lacking any sophistication in their taste.

Luke Baker
Luke Baker

I could almost live with that, but breeding that is a different issue. Couldn't do that to my own kids... At least the ones I'd claim

Jason Rivera
Jason Rivera

tfw i woke up and it was snowing outside today
feelsgoodman

David Jenkins
David Jenkins

also it wasn't Tully I'm trying to figure out where it was now -- these communities are all over that shithole state

Jose Flores
Jose Flores

I'm not "Asian". Resent history shows that's the only kind you want

Zachary Watson
Zachary Watson

i already live here

Joshua Robinson
Joshua Robinson

Gun laws.

Colton Green
Colton Green

Lived in Avoca, Kinny, Terrigal, and Bensville over a period of 17 years.

Nathan Wood
Nathan Wood

I own a gun

Chase Johnson
Chase Johnson

too bad it's a massive fucking nanny state

I'd rather move to Canada, live in comfy BC and still own guns without dealing with a massive fucking nanny state.

Connor Thomas
Connor Thomas

Fuck off cunt we're full!

Ryan Hill
Ryan Hill

FUCK OFF
WE'RE FULL
F U L L
F U

Blake Moore
Blake Moore

你必须回去

Tyler Parker
Tyler Parker

Tauranga is in NZ which is consistently ranked as one of the best countries in the world world in terms of personal freedom and has better gun laws than Canada

Robert Roberts
Robert Roberts

scores of emaciated horses just wandering about aimlessly
His story checks out, exactly that on palm island, they were brought there to teach the local indigenous people some skills for farm work but ended up abandoned. Similar story with the dogs there, they get additional government benefits to feed their dogs but they just spend it on grog and smokes then let the dogs loose and abuse them, it's fucking shocking and third world but capital city hipsters will pretend everything's whitey's fault.

Cooper Hernandez
Cooper Hernandez

This. OP is a Jew.

David Ramirez
David Ramirez

sssssh, we don't want leafs coming here

Lucas Gray
Lucas Gray

I honestly do not care what biased genetic studies have "confirmed" over the years. You can tell an Aborigine from a mile away. The same goes for African Americans. Why is it that we use a lizard that was introduced decades ago to a small island as evidence of evolution, but we refuse to acknowledge the difference between human "species." Creed bridge seems like a pretty fucking fitting CAPTCHA.

Ryder Lee
Ryder Lee

I'm surprised that a roo couldn't get out of a pool.

Sebastian Turner
Sebastian Turner

Needs more chlorine.

Anthony Sullivan
Anthony Sullivan

and has the body of a 5 year old you pedo faggot

Aiden Watson
Aiden Watson

Step off plane
Get bit by spider/snake/whatever
Die
Also too much SJW bullshit.

Gavin Morales
Gavin Morales

nz
not a nanny state

kek

better gun laws than canada

Not true at all. Unlike NZ you do not need a reason to own guns in Canada on a regular license, nor are they mandatory police interviews and inspections.

Logan Thompson
Logan Thompson

which anglo country have you had the best experience with and the worst experience with as far as tourists go?

Elijah Harris
Elijah Harris

Aboriginal skin pigmentation is a recessive gene. One of the few types in the world. Australia tried to 'breed out the blacks'

Big movie about it : Rabbit Proof Fence

Landon Gutierrez
Landon Gutierrez

fucking cuckland

Hunter Robinson
Hunter Robinson

I'd rather live in objectively the greatest and freest nation on Earth.

Isaiah Lewis
Isaiah Lewis

In our country women grow actual breasts

Christopher Cook
Christopher Cook

Because there's a thread right below this one saying I shouldn't

Colton Wood
Colton Wood

too fucking hot
all kinds of nasty animals to deal with
censorship
slow as fuck internet
desert

Anthony Baker
Anthony Baker

Right in. That little girl doesn’t even have any bewbs. Period. Ya and no period. Period. Pedo fag, this dude

Adam Morales
Adam Morales

She is 22. I can almost taste your tears of jealousy through my screen.
Stay Fat Burger.

Nathan Robinson
Nathan Robinson

It's true.. born and bred queenslander here about to vote in some "racists" into the state parliament in a week and a half..

all those nigs, coconuts and lebs.. how could you not be racist!

Gabriel James
Gabriel James

Because you're full.
Full of retards.

Luke Wilson
Luke Wilson

The most powerful feminist country is and will always be Australia , so no thanks

Thomas Wilson
Thomas Wilson

What exactly about NZ would classify it as a nanny state? You don't need a reason to own a gun on a standard license in NZ either and there is only a mandatory inspection when you apply for it to check that you have adequate storage (i.e. something that locks). The interview is just to check that you're not a psychopath -- it's literally just like putting down two references on a CV and the police call up and go "hey is there any reason your neighbour might be dangerous??" If they say yes they would investigate but otherwise no issue.

If you want to own pistols you have to belong to a recognized gun club. The only time you need a specific reason is if you want to own MSSAs

Samuel Jones
Samuel Jones

Sez the worlds whipping boy.

Jonathan Perry
Jonathan Perry

FROG
R
O
G

Tyler Sanchez
Tyler Sanchez

guy from work moved back from QLD because he lost his job in the mines up there. He said this place has made him more racist

Brandon Reyes
Brandon Reyes

too many anglos there

I'll move after the place succumbs to east asian master races.

Jacob Hughes
Jacob Hughes

Did I say she wasn't of legal age Kyle? No. I said she "has the body" of a 5 year old. Have fun teaching English and making 30,000k a year faggot.

Nicholas Richardson
Nicholas Richardson

Her monkey ears are bigger than her boobs. Lol

Carter Cruz
Carter Cruz

CERN will open a portal to Saturn and Switzerland will become the plot of Doom.

Jacob Gonzalez
Jacob Gonzalez

Canada doesn't require mandatory inspections or police interviews.

whats so nanny state about nz

extremely high alcohol and tobacco tax
mandatory helmets to ride a bicycle

Just from the top of my head.

Jose Sanders
Jose Sanders

What? Stop doing drugs Frog

Lucas Young
Lucas Young

Fpbp

Ayden Martin
Ayden Martin

They can't cause we're FUCKING FULL YOU DAWWWG CUNT!

Adam Long
Adam Long

only faggots from xbox live play paintball/airsoft,
but bicycle helmet laws are unironically the worst thing about australia besides the internet

Wyatt Flores
Wyatt Flores

Just Melbourne. Brisbane has the standard/lower level of lefty nuts

Oliver Jenkins
Oliver Jenkins

Technically it isn't, but neetbux = free drugs.

Justin Cruz
Justin Cruz

While, I am not an Engrish Teacher, I would rather do that and have access to pic related than have to deal with the niggers and landwhales that populate Burgerland.

Charles Harris
Charles Harris

I don't want to die or get mugged by chimpanzees wearing clothes.

Blake Sanders
Blake Sanders

The tobacco tax is not as high as Australia but regardless it's not to "nanny" us into not smoking. In fact, quitting smoking is the last thing they want us to do. It's a cash generating scheme for the government.

The alcohol tax is an Australian thing, our alcohol is cheap af

The bicycle helmet thing is true?? I just googled it, I didn't actually know because I never wore a helmet riding a bike growing up or all through uni and I never had a cop stop me -- never seen or heard of that happening ever m8

Anything else? Seems a bit ridiculous that you will hold >50% Asian Hongcouver in Cucknadia in higher regard than 90% white South Island NZ where everybody and their dog owns guns, trucks, and land but whatever lmao

Jeremiah Parker
Jeremiah Parker

Ukraine
calling any other majority white nation shit
FUCKING UKRAINE

MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT!

Dylan Clark
Dylan Clark

yeah my brothers on DSP for schizophrenia and he spends it on meth

Eli Hall
Eli Hall

Jokes aside, we really are full and at breaking point. Our Country is huge, but most of it is desert with very little water and farming capable land.

Right now are we already having water shortages and thus water restrictions put in place.

Joshua Bailey
Joshua Bailey

Rockingham here, what part of Perth you in?

Lincoln Mitchell
Lincoln Mitchell

I'm not white.

Connor Hernandez
Connor Hernandez

post on a Samoan sunrise tapestry appreciation board
claims to have access to these women

Looking at them through your bedroom window doesn’t count as access you sperg

Levi Turner
Levi Turner

Every time i see something about aussie , it's always about femenist who want to ban men right. you know they make a statement to literally ban men to join the army , and was accepted.

Sebastian Clark
Sebastian Clark

Can confirm sheepshagger, fnq is our Mexico.

Grayson Wood
Grayson Wood

What the fuck is a gallon

Logan Hughes
Logan Hughes

That wasn't true. Btw everytime i see something about france its just another terrorist attack.

Hudson Williams
Hudson Williams

too many soyboy faggot ass retards within 800 miles of Smellbourne

Logan Myers
Logan Myers

The absolute rage of you incels living in your shitty countries with your fat and toothless women (at 25) is priceless.
Stay mad Achmed.

Jeremiah Nguyen
Jeremiah Nguyen

I prefer the USA

Jonathan Long
Jonathan Long

would you like a turmeric soy latte?

Luke Hughes
Luke Hughes

No guns, fuck you all

Owen Clark
Owen Clark

We're full you thick fuck, stop giving them ideas.

too many soyboy faggot ass retards within 800 miles of Smellbourne
800 miles
Thankfull this it relatively small change for our nation... Even if in the wrong system.

Henry Roberts
Henry Roberts

nice try

Nathan Rivera
Nathan Rivera

Don't worry I wouldn't want to live in a cucked society that doesn't allow guns you bitch

Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson

AhAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA that filthy persian cunt lol

Dominic Jones
Dominic Jones

because your entire country has less population than one city in japan

also, white people are fat

Julian Martin
Julian Martin

be leaf
also be snow/maple nigger
have choice of comfy borean tundra or high levels of temperature wasteland
live with a friendly moose and squirrels or die from either emus or 10 million types of spiders

i'm staying in my frozen wasteland

Isaiah Watson
Isaiah Watson

Shes evolving cat ears

Brandon Reed
Brandon Reed

I have a trained pet spider I use to kill people with

Noah Brown
Noah Brown

Would rather live with whites than asians

Jack Lee
Jack Lee

I couldn't live with her ears, they could be useful to hang onto in certain circumstances but they're clearly a genetic defect.

Jack Wood
Jack Wood

8.5 million armed, autistic German mountain Jews versus all the forces of Hell
flag is literally a medpack so they basically have infinite health cheats on all the time

Mate who are you kidding? The Swiss would have Satan using the Matterhorn as a dildo before the day was through.

Ayden Evans
Ayden Evans

fuck off chink

Anthony Wilson
Anthony Wilson

are nips shaving their puss now?

Lucas Murphy
Lucas Murphy

cute joke, but seriously. You have no civil personal liberties over there. And as the ENTIRE world has moved on from gay marriage you all are still talking about it. A topic that was seriously so last decade you are still talking about it. Most people have already forgotten about gay marriage.

Jordan Hughes
Jordan Hughes

I'm trying mate, but it's hard as fuck and they changed the rules right before I was about to get a sponsorship leading to permanent residency. Now I have to do a shit ass Rural Migrants visa and drive a tractor in the middle of fucking nowhere for two years to get in.

Jacob Scott
Jacob Scott

so progressive

Jack Gray
Jack Gray

fauna is nope

Bentley Gomez
Bentley Gomez

Once you develop a routine with spiders they're not so bad, just shake your clothes and check your boots out before you plonk your foot on a funnel web.

Angel Butler
Angel Butler

These are the important questions

James Lewis
James Lewis

Probably cause it’s dead?

Gabriel Murphy
Gabriel Murphy

I want you to mentally reposition her facial "features".
The monkey ears are not the biggest problems.

John Sanchez
John Sanchez

point i'm trying to make is that you are last in everything and not that much of an interesting country. So calm down. Your country is gay and you all are all drunks and have no patriotism or sense of personal freedom or pride unlike America.

Isaiah Kelly
Isaiah Kelly

fauna is nope

650,000 Abos versus over a million rapefugees - take your pick.

Owen Morales
Owen Morales

Look it up, so much of that movie was fictionalized

Kevin Gray
Kevin Gray

go suck on your gun barrel

Justin Robinson
Justin Robinson

Be American
Get shot.

Lol K.

Adam Roberts
Adam Roberts

Ausfag here and I agree with the /fit/aroos comment. My housemate is one and is a literal cuck. His gf had a month's long affair and he took her back lol what a pathetic fag, yet he thinks he's footy hero king dick.

Elijah Phillips
Elijah Phillips

no companies
work for government or bank
digging shit from the ground is all we do
not much usable land
highest immigration rate in western world
dumb, pacified population
highest house prices in the world
middle class welfare
low variance in pay between jobs
no laws to protect free speech
just an outpost of the USA
politicians bought by whoever pays the most
boring land with boring people whose quality of life is quickly being eroded
alex jones would never be found in a place like Australia
just nothing happens here
basically just one step up from black people countries that let the multinationals mine their land
no tech hubs or tech jobs

Do I need to go on?

Carter Williams
Carter Williams

truly very embarrassing for you

Jayden Nguyen
Jayden Nguyen

About 4.5 l

Noah Jones
Noah Jones

I don't want to live in a country that can't win wars against its own wildlife.

Anthony Fisher
Anthony Fisher

member of the British commonwealth doesn't know what a British imperial gallon is

Ayden Smith
Ayden Smith

That's the problem. We haven't used pints or gallons since the 60s. Plus the seppos don't use imperial. We metric nao

Sebastian Kelly
Sebastian Kelly

What an embarrassment you should remove that Union Jack and put a French cuck stamp there instead.

Jackson Bennett
Jackson Bennett

The government gives you rights instead of recognizing them as inseparable from the nature of your existence.

Nicholas Brooks
Nicholas Brooks

using both metric and imperial
using fractions instead of decimal
Get on my level leaf

William Thompson
William Thompson

I died a little watching this

Gavin Miller
Gavin Miller

Multicuturism cancer and Femenazis

Brayden Rodriguez
Brayden Rodriguez

we have no politician like trump. closest is a dumb lady who runs a fish and chip shop.

Henry Wilson
Henry Wilson

hahahah you're a great larper man. I love anti-white incel whites that have to settle for chinks and nips.

Bentley Gonzalez
Bentley Gonzalez

Spoidahs

Bentley Wilson
Bentley Wilson

terrigal
little to no tourists

Joshua Evans
Joshua Evans

It is filled with Australians.

Jose Richardson
Jose Richardson

abbos
snail internet
lebs
Cause I already live in a better country.

Thomas Carter
Thomas Carter

last year I raped a japanese man

Benjamin Jackson
Benjamin Jackson

Settle? It is an upgrade. Sorry to burst your burger, fatso, but:
Japanese women > American women

Elijah Carter
Elijah Carter

Bugs
Heat

I want more of a UK climate without the immigrants

Tyler Nguyen
Tyler Nguyen

Brother in law (disowned by his family now) is on unemployment and his crack whore is on "single parent" - they spend it all on ice not their kids/rent/food.

Ryder Cook
Ryder Cook

Ice is shit aye

Jason Smith
Jason Smith

Snakes, Spiders and Australians

Lucas Richardson
Lucas Richardson

Rain and wind? Really?

Parker Thomas
Parker Thomas

Whatever makes ya happy bud

Hunter Russell
Hunter Russell

no guns

Grayson Morgan
Grayson Morgan

Climate, wildlife, financial, people.

Jaxon Jenkins
Jaxon Jenkins

who /moving to the US/ here? suck shit noguns faggots

Ethan Miller
Ethan Miller

enjoy your brown grandchildren if you do that

Henry Jones
Henry Jones

Why would anyone move to Australia if New Zealand exists?

Caleb Taylor
Caleb Taylor

Spiders.

Dominic Rivera
Dominic Rivera

Nice digits

Angel Gonzalez
Angel Gonzalez

Been to Sydney before.

Have to say the cucked self defense laws are actually rage-inducing, and the leftists there are absolutely insufferable too.

It was your typical big, blue-voting city here in the US, just with more socially accepted alcoholism

Hudson Garcia
Hudson Garcia

I heard you guys are full

Henry Kelly
Henry Kelly

I don't meet the shitposting quota.

Connor Reyes
Connor Reyes

because i cant make australia my home

Julian Hughes
Julian Hughes

Seems so fucking comfy. Anglo white people AND palm trees. WHY LIVE

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