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Adrian Rivera
Adrian Rivera

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
https://www.whitehouse.gov
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/

b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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Pres Trump statement after ASEAN leaders summit 11/13/17
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Duterte tells media to GTFO 11/13/17
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SoS T-Rex meets Myanmar state counselor 11/13/17
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UN Amb Haley @UNSC on Venezuela 11/13/17
https://youtu.be/4Wze7t6viQM
Pres Trump meets w/PooMinister Modi 11/12/17
https://youtu.be/xyZ2uM0lZ1M
DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets w/Georgia's DefMin 11/12/17
https://youtu.be/Hde946tvmfY
Pres Trump speaks @ASEAN summit 11/12/17
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Pres Trump meets w/Duterte 11/12/17
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Pres Trump/bff Abe/aussie shitposter meet 11/12/17
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ASEAN summit opening ceremony 11/12/17
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Pres Trump/Duterte @ASEAN summit 11/12/17
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Group photo @ASEAN summit 11/12/17
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Pres Trump arrives @ASEAN summit 11/12/17
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Duterte sings @Trump's command 11/12/17
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Pres Trump @31st ASEAN Gala Celebration 11/12/17
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Pres Trump Departs Vietnam 11/12/17
https://youtu.be/CQY25w01zP8
Pres Trump/PM Nguyen bilateral meeting 11/12/17
https://youtu.be/2EXz9bxlKgY
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Pres Trump/PM Nguyen Meeting 11/11/17
https://youtu.be/7llhpcZ0Xgs
Pres Trump/Pres Quang Press conference 11/11/17
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Hudson Perry
Hudson Perry

MAGA

Elijah Nelson
Elijah Nelson

It is time for US states to put handing out Same Sex licenses until we get another vote. Time to ignore the surpeme court. Australia is true democracy.

Dominic Murphy
Dominic Murphy

Make a white baby today!

Carson Ortiz
Carson Ortiz

I really don’t like Jewgle and Bing is a pathetic failure of a venture, but I like Bing results.

Jeremiah Jenkins
Jeremiah Jenkins

A P O L I T I C A L

J O E

Benjamin Green
Benjamin Green

Death to old hags, inshallah

Ian Rodriguez
Ian Rodriguez

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Asher Davis
Asher Davis

/pol/thread/149421647#p149426651
He’s not, but Bret is. Are you ready to /dofeedtheBaier/ in 1 1/2 hours?

Hunter Lewis
Hunter Lewis

Why has Joe been so nervous about this Hillary investigation?

Josiah Price
Josiah Price

..what the actual fuck, GA.

Easton Williams
Easton Williams

every fox news host is now shilling their shows on /ptg/ and Sup Forums in general
What a time to be alive.

Bentley Jenkins
Bentley Jenkins

Go to event
Get black friend
Now you can say nigger in public without being called racist

Brody Jones
Brody Jones

you get investigated before gulag

Ryan Peterson
Ryan Peterson

truly magical

Jayden Murphy
Jayden Murphy

JOE

Leo Rivera
Leo Rivera

don't they normally scold ytpipo who say they have black friends?

Alexander Wright
Alexander Wright

When the fuck are we gonna win lads? Will this battle ever end? I just want to MAGA once and for all but it seems to be getting worse and worse every passing month for us.

Brandon Lopez
Brandon Lopez

mistah chayaman I'd like to enter into the record the washington post article titled "drumpf is a big dumb baby hitler" *smirks*

Jonathan Wood
Jonathan Wood

/pol/thread/149421647#p149426806
why does a politician have a hermes belt??????

what the fuck?
how can something that looks that shit be popular?

Noah Howard
Noah Howard

Planned Parenthood has to be nervous about this

Chase Brooks
Chase Brooks

Cucky lefties trying to make GA people meet niggers but it isnt happening. Ga has the has the lowest miscegenation rate in the country as a proportion of the population that is nonwhite.

Robert Garcia
Robert Garcia

Investigating rivals is stalinist
figures, Drumpf is Russian.

Adam Collins
Adam Collins

partial transcript from sessions today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpRFse38cXg&t=1h4m40s
1h04m46s
this congress has a right to ask for information
it has a right to express its opinion on whether a special council should be appointed
but its my responsibility to evaluate it... and i would have to feel, or in some cases the deputy AG would have to feel, that they are the kind of circumstances that would justify it.

and we just have to know, i want you all to know
that if a special council is required, that i or anyone else in the department
that had the responsibility would name one, if not, I WOULD HAVE TO SAY ITS NOT REQUIRED

i would say, that our department, with Chris Wray at the FBI, i feel like we can do work
but some cases get so significant, and such a level,
that it becomes a public interest question that has to be evaluated.

i have no prejudgement
i did not mean to suggest i was taking a side one way or the other on that subject
i was simply responding that we would have to have full and effective and detailed, factual evaluation before we make a decision on whether a special council would be requied
I HAVE MADE NO PREJUDGEMENT

Cameron Harris
Cameron Harris

As long as no one shills for Shep Smith we are golden.

Nathan Stewart
Nathan Stewart

I wonder if he has herpes. He kisses a lot of people.

I’m curious about his sexuality. Is he...
bisexual
gay
straight
straight but gets off on feeling people off (finds a sexual thrill in taboo touching in public)
straight but also a child molester
identifies as heterosexual, but has definitely chugged a lot of cock in his day, and also touches little kids

Gavin Phillips
Gavin Phillips

3/4 of white people don't have a non-white friend
Why?

Connor Miller
Connor Miller

This is only going to backfire. The only people who like blacks are the ones who don't live in their neighborhood

Angel Mitchell
Angel Mitchell

I don't know if there is a cure for being ANZAC, m8.

Benjamin Campbell
Benjamin Campbell

It's ok to fire Jeff Sessions.

Luke Sanders
Luke Sanders

no, Stalin would kill the trots and force them into exile

Ethan Harris
Ethan Harris

Shep is gonna be on here eventually hearing that we were talking shit after Greg and Tucker brag about how popular they are now.

Hudson Gutierrez
Hudson Gutierrez

Have you thought about posting different 63's? That hair puts me off

Kevin Jenkins
Kevin Jenkins

And this is how they want to change that. Fucking blatant social engineering in a nutshell.

Henry Cox
Henry Cox

t. atlanta transplant

Sebastian Martinez
Sebastian Martinez

He has a hair-smelling fetish. The kissing is just an "in"

Hunter Campbell
Hunter Campbell

/pol/thread/149421647#p149426806

Above my pay grade - good question tho

Michael Barnes
Michael Barnes

Please do not tripfag for no reason, thank you.

Ryan Morgan
Ryan Morgan

We want to keep out bikes.

Joshua White
Joshua White

Because fuck niggers and spics

Justin Kelly
Justin Kelly

wealth fetishism. its the equivalent of those awful louis vuitton purses

Isaiah Allen
Isaiah Allen

Fuck niggers figuratively

Stop tripfagging leddit cunt

Anthony Cooper
Anthony Cooper

Only good ones are Tuck, maybe Hannity, and that one old jew on Business who hates the GOPe

Isaiah Diaz
Isaiah Diaz

So what was Trumps Big Announcement for Today?

Bentley Sanders
Bentley Sanders

The reason Georgia is a red state is because white people already "met" a lot of black persons

Jackson Collins
Jackson Collins

Right-wing Stalin would actually be the greatest thing to happen to this country since its founding

Robert Brooks
Robert Brooks

Greg can't be that popular, can he?

Leo Perry
Leo Perry

I think his big announcement's tomorrow.

Carter Fisher
Carter Fisher

that he's with her

Parker Hernandez
Parker Hernandez

gregheads, SOUND OFF

Evan Torres
Evan Torres

Not everybody wants a
token black friend.

Aaron Jones
Aaron Jones

Bret’s fine, he just doesn’t stand out because he’s one of the last professionals.
And he’s on soon too so you can see for yourself :^)

Jeremiah Green
Jeremiah Green

he'll be landing in DC in about 5 hours

Christian Peterson
Christian Peterson

did thing

Adrian Wood
Adrian Wood

show sucks

Christian Miller
Christian Miller

'cause they're not white

Grayson Ward
Grayson Ward

Not enough interesting Asians who can hold a conversation.

Blake Peterson
Blake Peterson

Wow and individual encounter with a black man?
Well then just FUCK all these scientific studies, crime statistics and basic observations of both historical and contemporary of white vs black nations, amirite?

Gabriel Powell
Gabriel Powell

Santelli on CNBC started the Tea Party. Jim Iurio is a real trader and he's alright too.

Isaac Rivera
Isaac Rivera

Dobbs is pretty great, yeah. He was shitting on republicans for the Iraq war saying it was illegal anr constantly showing how shitty it was going. Hannity and oreilley were shilling for the Iraq war and WMDs.

t. Not dobbs

Nicholas Turner
Nicholas Turner

Who Dobbs? He's not Jewish at all?

Wyatt Anderson
Wyatt Anderson

Shep won't be on Fox after April 2017

Nolan Evans
Nolan Evans

wtf I love Stalin again

Luis Mitchell
Luis Mitchell

Leave Hillary alone.

Nolan Johnson
Nolan Johnson

Someone pushed the meme really hard and the news-watching crew picked it up as a metameme I think

Brody Sanders
Brody Sanders

JUPITER
U
P
I
T
E
R

Jose Lopez
Jose Lopez

When does he ascend to the throne of Jupiter and remove democracy from France?

Dylan Edwards
Dylan Edwards

You now remember that Obama’s DOJ openly and admittedly targeted conservatives with extreme prejudice. But don’t worry, they apologized.

Camden Morgan
Camden Morgan

Good god - It's real

https://youtu.be/QsKrtBPwrVc

Jaxon Nguyen
Jaxon Nguyen

your senate doen't like you?
watch this
hon hon hon

Chase Campbell
Chase Campbell

I made you a thing last thread.

Gabriel Peterson
Gabriel Peterson

A black person or a nigger?

Also this idea was obviously thought up by someone who has never been to Georgia.

Dylan Martinez
Dylan Martinez

He looks like some Israel loving / "anti abortion but only in black states" / "we must fight isis to protect the rights of women and gays" kinda christcuck

Jacob Ward
Jacob Ward

Designers make shit that intentionally looks retarded because they know rich people will buy it because it’s expensive so it must be good. Then they walk around looking like retards.

Lucas Hernandez
Lucas Hernandez

is his head seriously that big or is that shooped

Anthony Anderson
Anthony Anderson

These people really don't know what they are talking about. Stalin was poor and knew of brutality and suffering first hand. He is about as far as you can get from silver spoon elite like Trump and the rest.

Carter Morris
Carter Morris

still would

Logan Diaz
Logan Diaz

Just because I don't have any black friends doesn't mean I've never met a black person before. Have you ever met one? They're horrible people, it's legit scary how similar they are to Sup Forums memes.

Daniel Sullivan
Daniel Sullivan

t. Bret

Dobbs is the only guy I could stomach during the Bush years because he was pratically alone with Ron Paul saying the ME wars are bullshit.

James Baker
James Baker

Joe would know.

Ryan Bell
Ryan Bell

Its tomorrow at the soonest, not today.

Carter Clark
Carter Clark

fights back by resigning
Yep, they're French all right.

Evan Campbell
Evan Campbell

Explain this then

Austin Watson
Austin Watson

Take your proxy off, Shep, the Baier Season is coming.

Nicholas Martinez
Nicholas Martinez

Democracy's failed France pretty hard, but Macron's not the dictator they need. Don't know who is.

Adrian Rivera
Adrian Rivera

Investigating rivals is stalinist
Investigating rivals
Investigating
Uhhhh wut.

Luke Myers
Luke Myers

rich people all dumb waaaah

fuck off socialist shill, rich people are rich exactly because they are smart and work hard, unlike dumb niggers like you.

Julian Sullivan
Julian Sullivan

I still don't get this Publix meme. So they're just a Super Wal Mart that sells subs, exactly like Wal Mart does? I'm not advocating going to Wally World ever in your life, but why is there all this weird hype around a Publix sammich?

Landon Garcia
Landon Garcia

megyn kelly is a mess

Carson Sanchez
Carson Sanchez

I have a nigger friend. That mother fucker is more redneck than I am. lives in a trailer, 3 cars on cinder blocks. Car parts in the lawn, hunts and fish and listens to heavy metal.

Gabriel Scott
Gabriel Scott

COME HOME WHITE MAN

Evan Edwards
Evan Edwards

he watches gutberg

Dylan Wood
Dylan Wood

fucking joe

Andrew Hernandez
Andrew Hernandez

Good.

Honetly I'd have less problem with it if they were fucking honest instead of pushing lies.

Connor Gray
Connor Gray

What are you trying to say?

Nicholas Foster
Nicholas Foster

Can confirm.
Go Dawgs.

Hudson Walker
Hudson Walker

Ambassador to the Norks WHEN?

Aiden Clark
Aiden Clark

He looks jewish

Yeah, I like him

Luke Perez
Luke Perez

/pol/thread/149421647#p149426642
according to Smith, it's based on statements released by the Uranium 1 CEO "that foxnews can not at this time verify" of when contributions were made to the Clintons and when the decisions that were made by the Fed regarding Uranium One. They (officials at Uranium One) made donations to the Clintons ~4 months BEFORE Hillary was Sec of State, therefore, according to Sheip, Hillary wasn't bribed. Also the 9 federal agencies approved it, not Obama and not Hillary; therefore, Hillary and Obama are innocent.

Did a quick google just now to see if anyone picked this up. Nothing. BUT, did find 4 days ago stories of lefty newspaper articles praising Shep Smith as a "only voice of reason at FoxNews" b/c he was refusing to cover Uranium One. Looks like all the articles were based of a MediaMaters piece.

My conclusion: the brass at Fox forced him to cover it and this was his pissy way of doing it.

Jack Bell
Jack Bell

it was just a prank bro

Owen Brown
Owen Brown

how was the Sessions rally this afternoon? are the last holdouts ready to concede that Sessions a shit? or did he redeem himself?

Joshua Ward
Joshua Ward

trump needs ti fore sessions asap. Why do we even have a justice department? The constitution of this country is marxist trash. All it does is limit the power trump has.

Jaxon Jackson
Jaxon Jackson

AWOO~
What news today? How was the Sessions hearing?

James Collins
James Collins

ruh roh

Hudson Ramirez
Hudson Ramirez

muh fire sessions all day

Benjamin Martinez
Benjamin Martinez

This place is a hive for corporate shills. I guess that’s what happens after you get accused by msm of influencing a national election.

Ethan James
Ethan James

The funny irony is that the US delegation to NORK works through Sweden. So Joe would be right at home.

Owen Martinez
Owen Martinez

did you think it wasn't?

Joseph Adams
Joseph Adams

Joe Scarabough and Dennis Rodman play good cop bad cop ambassadors to North Korea? I'd watch it.

Michael Howard
Michael Howard

Publix is the official grocery store of Sup Forums you newfag

Samuel Butler
Samuel Butler

sessions is a deep state traitor most likely planted by hillary herself.

Benjamin Richardson
Benjamin Richardson

I wish Neil Cavuto didn’t have such a fat voice. It sounds like he gargles gravy. Very obese-sounding, phlegmy voice. And it’s so fake. Like he’s auditioning for a radio show.
His personality isn’t that bad and he’s like 60% on target with his commentary, but his voice just ruins it.
It’s a bummer. Like Ben Shapiro and his pre-teen voice. It would suck to be stuck with a really shitty voice.

Dominic Rogers
Dominic Rogers

Please don't push this on me, Georgia.
t. Mississippi
We have already met a nigger.

Logan Fisher
Logan Fisher

50/50. Yes Megyn has hit rock bottom, but was holding out hope that it wasn't this desperate.

I was horribly wrong.

Samuel Sanchez
Samuel Sanchez

how many 'no' votes will this earn them

Colton Sanchez
Colton Sanchez

pay no attention to florida they are retarded

Christian Parker
Christian Parker

Joe Scarabough and Dennis Rodman play good cop bad cop ambassadors to North Korea?
awesome, let's meme it into reality!

Gabriel Ward
Gabriel Ward

All future government in the US is going to be each party accusing the other of cheating/illegal activities
Dems started it based entirely off HRC blaming the Russians

Bentley Edwards
Bentley Edwards

They're not sending the good ones

Mason Hall
Mason Hall

/pol/thread/149425436#p149425436
shieeeeeeeet
profile id 77
created on the 77th day of the year

Robert Young
Robert Young

Arianna Huffington was appointed to overlook a DOJ investigation
What in the actual fuck was going on during the Obama regime? Holy shit!

Julian Wood
Julian Wood

The dems gotcha game was weak. Transparently obvious. Sad.

Evan Hernandez
Evan Hernandez

I used to get mocked for my voice a lot. Doesn't bother me desu.

Jayden White
Jayden White

I like Neil but he needs to leave the serious stuff to Bret and Tucker and just stick to waterskiing squirrels and local taffy festivals

Noah Clark
Noah Clark

SESSIONS FAGS DEFEND THIS NOW

Camden Scott
Camden Scott

God she probably thought she was destined for great things that day at the first republican debate when she so bravely called out Trump on his sexism.

lol

Easton Scott
Easton Scott

and I bet he didn't even ask her parents frist. fucking spic.

Jackson Harris
Jackson Harris

Where did you get that from my post? Or are you saying that if clothing looks like shit, it somehow magically doesn’t look like shit because your wealth fetish supersedes your taste?

Justin Long
Justin Long

Murkowski
Heller
Collins
McCain
Ron Johnson

There are a few others that have since declared they love Obamacare all of a sudden

Oliver Fisher
Oliver Fisher

publix is like walmart

not even close.

Jace Collins
Jace Collins

You are the best, user, thank you very much, I appreciate it

Jack Sanchez
Jack Sanchez

I had to double check if I was watching CNN while watching this faggot talk about this.

Connor Williams
Connor Williams

he was the step dad
and the mom did know

Brandon Wilson
Brandon Wilson

BELEAGURED

Isaiah Bennett
Isaiah Bennett

you’re now aware you’ve been watching Cavuto die a slow painful death live on air

Cameron Martinez
Cameron Martinez

It was his own stepdaughter.

Noah Lewis
Noah Lewis

It won't be that simple. There are some red state dems who will have to go along. Both whips will be busy this time.

John James
John James

women need to shut the fuck up and re learn their place.

Daniel Allen
Daniel Allen

Because the mother of his child was only 15
And his stepdaughter
CAN WE GET RID OF ALL THESE SHITTY BROWN PEOPLE NOW? PLEASE?

Wyatt Morgan
Wyatt Morgan

Im telling you at first you might think "oh he wasnt that bad his haters are just racist", then you realize "holy shit he really thought he was king nigger and did whatever he wanted"

Jason Smith
Jason Smith

Now he's literally Stalin?

Levi Ross
Levi Ross

Trump must be pissed.

Camden Myers
Camden Myers

Kek, if only all political figures from both countries werent mutually persona non grata

John Stewart
John Stewart

whats the problem then? it was consensual. wait, was the girl white?

Dominic Gutierrez
Dominic Gutierrez

It'd be political to investigate someone for what we already know they did this time and this time and that time and this time and that time and this time and that time.

Mason Reed
Mason Reed

MAGA
+++

Anthony Diaz
Anthony Diaz

How on earth does that make sense? His best analysis is on the markets why would he better serve commenting on YouTube shit

Jack Rivera
Jack Rivera

Someone already did the whip count. It's 50 yeas as is, all R's.

Brandon Turner
Brandon Turner

SHUTUP SHILLS. SESSIONS IS PERFECT. I CHARGE YOU WITH WRONG THINK.

>>>/leftypol/

Samuel Thomas
Samuel Thomas

Sessions better be doing investigations within DOJ if he isnt appointing anyone

Juan Martin
Juan Martin

Literally Hitler
Literally Stalin
Don't the Democrats love Stalin now?

Benjamin Mitchell
Benjamin Mitchell

The correct question is
how many white people do not have friends?

Colton Taylor
Colton Taylor

You’re not broadcast to over a million people. It’s not your job to impress with your voice.
I can be critical because there are hundreds of thousands of people that want to be broadcasters. And many of them have better voices than some of these people. You can afford to be picky.
Why settle for “fat voice” Cavuto or “balls haven’t descended” Shapiro?

Ayden Williams
Ayden Williams

get the biggest faggot in carolina to cover the UR1 story
gj fox

Adrian Hughes
Adrian Hughes

Soon it'll be literally mao if relations with china improbe

Chase Wright
Chase Wright

Ron Johnson
Every time I see the name, I subconsciously add "Stereo Salesman" after it.

Brandon Allen
Brandon Allen

thanks Zyklon Ben

Jack Taylor
Jack Taylor

No seriously, did he really appoint Arianna Huffington to oversee a DOJ investigation? On what basis? What were her qualifications?

Jace Johnson
Jace Johnson

my best friend of 10 years is a person on the other side of the country that I've never met

Jaxson Hernandez
Jaxson Hernandez

Just a joke, m8. He’s fine on economics but he’s not really cut out for hard news.
Sweet can though.

Kevin Ward
Kevin Ward

I didn't even notice this shit until after I got really involved in politics. I thought my family getting pissed at Obama was just a result of disagreement.

Kevin Murphy
Kevin Murphy

Soon it'll be literally mao if relations with china improbe
HAH! You're not wrong.

John Jenkins
John Jenkins

Be nice.

Jaxson Wilson
Jaxson Wilson

inside and out

Elijah Walker
Elijah Walker

seemed to redeem himself to me by the little I saw but anti-jeff shills are saying otherwise. So maybe nothing's changed?

Jonathan Stewart
Jonathan Stewart

Really? Looks like a giant super market with a huge grocery store part that also sells subs, exactly like a Super Wal Mart.

Ian Walker
Ian Walker

What the fuck Sessions, "not enough basis", you fucking retard, how much has he been paid?

Nathaniel Hall
Nathaniel Hall

As much as I like anime tiddie, I hate that fucking hair. Hate that stupid card game, too.

Parker Brown
Parker Brown

Jordan Petersen and Gad Saad cry all day about SJW censorship
IMMEDIATELY FUCKING DO THE SAME THING the very moment they get a venue they can control
what did they mean by this

James Lee
James Lee

that headline
Actually Stalin would have had her executed after a mock trial. Why are liberals so ignorant of history?

Ryder Hernandez
Ryder Hernandez

I like when Neil reads his hate mail on the air. People can be brutal. I always get a chuckle out of it.
He reads at least a couple that call him a fat slob and tell him to stick to talking about stuff he actually knows instead of sticking his big fat head into business he’s clueless about.
“Hey Piggy. Get on a treadmill and lay off Trump.”
I swear. He’s read shit like that. Funny shit.

Michael Cox
Michael Cox

I cut Ben some slack because I tend to like some of his stuff, even though he's got a serious axe to grind about muh nevertrump

Grayson Fisher
Grayson Fisher

Black people only represent 13% of the US population. There just aren't enough to go around.

Josiah Allen
Josiah Allen

They got him

Anthony James
Anthony James

he was hired by hillary.

Jonathan Perry
Jonathan Perry

Get the fuck out of the stock market

Aiden Rogers
Aiden Rogers

hes too busy cutting taxes and locking up thousands of pedophiles to give a shit about some hag he already beat.

Nicholas Cooper
Nicholas Cooper

shills get out. Sessions is perfect. If you criticize him you are not from here so you must leave! we all must think the same! you will not divide us

Owen Harris
Owen Harris

Troglodyte Trotsky thinks we need all the worlds workers to be successful, no wonder he enjoys Mexico so much! I say shouldn't we try our revolution in Russia first?

Nathaniel Harris
Nathaniel Harris

BELEAGURED
what's this cool new eppic maymay about?

Jacob Adams
Jacob Adams

Sessions is a lifelong member of the swamp

Daniel Stewart
Daniel Stewart

glad to hear I wasn't the only one.

apparently the old queen can't be an impartial reporter regarding Trump at all.

Daniel Sanders
Daniel Sanders

I value the contents of my wallet and my bike so unfortunately I don't think I will be attending

Aaron Powell
Aaron Powell

10/10 anime girl with a perfect body and face walks up to you
Anon I always loved you
Sorry, I don't get that hair. Good bye

Bentley Brown
Bentley Brown

are you a retard or a shill? Hillary is the queen of pedophiles she literally feeds on captured children in a pizza dungeon to channel her satanic energies.

Dylan Roberts
Dylan Roberts

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/930490487903084544

Why is the first second of this video playing in reverse?

Jack Diaz
Jack Diaz

Fair points. I’d pull Neil out of a burning bus before Shep

Aaron Mitchell
Aaron Mitchell

The better question is wouldn’t you censor opposing viewpoints?

Grayson Myers
Grayson Myers

Fire Sessions. He's beyond useless.

Justin Cook
Justin Cook

New Moore accuser?

Asher Murphy
Asher Murphy

The America hating committee ranking member hung that on Sessions during his opening agitprop this morning.

Joshua Martinez
Joshua Martinez

I know you're just shitposting, but the fact that some people actually think Sessions is infallible is disturbing. He has to be paid off or something to not be going after Hillary at all.

Bentley Hill
Bentley Hill

I don't blame him.
FIRE COMEY RIGHT NOW, DRUMPF!
Ok
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? INVESTIGATION TIME!

I LITERALLY PAID FOR THAT DOSSIER
Um, Sessions?
NOT ENOUGH EVIDENCE AT THIS TIME

Juan Rivera
Juan Rivera

wow uh are you a shill or something?

Justin Turner
Justin Turner

trump trying to distract people from his treason and the russia collusion investigation

Adam Thomas
Adam Thomas

get this video to /cbts/ and i bet they'll have some theories for you

Dominic Morris
Dominic Morris

I'd probably go, only because I don't have any friends

Austin Martinez
Austin Martinez

F

Eli Brown
Eli Brown

The article is misleading. I “corrected the record” when shills took the statement and ran with it.
He was saying that, “at this time, there is no basis for a special counsel.”

But remember what he did? He sent a letter to Congress yesterday prior to his testimony to state that he hasn’t recused himself from Uranium One and Clinton Foundation and stuff.
So that would mean that he wouldn’t appoint a special counsel. His justice department would do it.

Bentley Morris
Bentley Morris

We don't know that. Sessions could turn out to be the world champion of country dumb. We have to wait for the window to close.

Joshua Taylor
Joshua Taylor

cause it's KINO

James Thompson
James Thompson

wonder if it was a meteor
they never found an impact crater but that ended up being the official story around here several years ago.
massive booming sound in the sky. My ears rang for an hour afterward and I was inside.

Blake Adams
Blake Adams

oh.. I love cock and ball torture season general!

Gavin Young
Gavin Young

I can be your friend. It only costs $100 an hour.

Parker Collins
Parker Collins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IewGJLFYdUA

Brody Sanchez
Brody Sanchez

He's not, he' doing a tremendous amount and you guys have a hangup about not being able to throw all your political opponents in jail without due process, investigations, and evidence.

Ian Taylor
Ian Taylor

It's a Joe thread

Gabriel Diaz
Gabriel Diaz

wtf how could this be

not like they picked him because he's an egghead wonderboy who will solve everything himself with the help of his mommy-wife

Kevin Walker
Kevin Walker

Until that moment she was moving up pretty quickly. Had 2 shows I think. But shit, she crashed so spectacularly that I'm sure trump has a cork board documenting the decline

Eli Roberts
Eli Roberts

Snow White
Godfather III
Age of Aquarius

Aiden Walker
Aiden Walker

How come only women get to marry the government?

Jace Myers
Jace Myers

shills capitalizing on this sessions drama to D&C
A truly unforseen turn of events.

Michael Flores
Michael Flores

Looks like a giant super market with a huge grocery store part that also sells subs

Publix stores generally are not that large. You haven't seen a big grocery store until you've seen a Super H.E.B. in Texas.

Justin Cooper
Justin Cooper

Imagine having to make shit up to distract from that fact that Jeff Sessions is a swamp member who protects other swamp members.

Elijah Hall
Elijah Hall

he' doing a tremendous amount

such as?

Levi Bailey
Levi Bailey

What happens to those 100 new openings?

Kayden James
Kayden James

what if I told you there were black people on Sup Forums?

what if I told you there were black people on /ptg/?

Alexander Williams
Alexander Williams

4,10,20
How are the numbers relevant?
To whom?
Snow White
Godfather III

Dominic Lopez
Dominic Lopez

sounds like a supersonic aircraft

Leo Allen
Leo Allen

you tell him partner. THEY WILL NOT DIVIDE US
THEY WILL NOT DIVIDE US
THEY WILL NOT DIVIDE US
THEY WILL NOT DIVIDE US
SESSIONS IS PERFECT! only potheads and shills would disagree

Blake Murphy
Blake Murphy

So how did the Sessions hearing go?

Carson Hughes
Carson Hughes

lel that's how it feels going in there

Ethan Clark
Ethan Clark

/pol/thread/149425635#p149425635

Hunter Diaz
Hunter Diaz

lol u tell em only potheads would disagree that draining the swamp and prosecuting dem abuses was just a joke anyway

Landon Jones
Landon Jones

Freedom Caucus guys looked like they wanted to strangle him, that is how bad it went.

Nathaniel James
Nathaniel James

Democrats were cunts as usual. Sessions was remarkably restrained in not challinging them to a duel.

John Barnes
John Barnes

Take a look at the state of this thread.

Evan Thomas
Evan Thomas

I do not recall

Henry Foster
Henry Foster

he cucked himself as usual, said there will be no investigation into hillary because she dindu nuffin

Landon Baker
Landon Baker

We should steal from productive people to finance an entire social class of parasites who will raise vicious sociopaths who will repeat the cycle. Its the only sane and humane thing to do.

Alexander Johnson
Alexander Johnson

People are very upset Sessions hasnt raped and imprisoned at least 10 ranking democrats, they are also very upset about him not liking weed but not doibg much about it.

Liam Allen
Liam Allen

fuck 'em. I want my money back. Keep your legs closed, cunts.

Caleb Young
Caleb Young

I don't recall

Hunter Robinson
Hunter Robinson

He's confirmed \swampthing\

Bentley Ross
Bentley Ross

His hands are so small he'll slip out of the handcuffs and get away. Then the MAGA Revolutionary Guard Corps will swoop in and detain those FBI agents pending show trials.

Ayden Adams
Ayden Adams

Macho Radcow doesn't want you to buy this book.

Isaac Taylor
Isaac Taylor

They started it at the wrong place and had to rewind it.

Jaxon Brown
Jaxon Brown

I've never seen either honestly, but that's probably because I never plan to enter any states where I could see them. Too many niggers and spics everywhere.

Michael Harris
Michael Harris

I can read cursive.

Isaac Sullivan
Isaac Sullivan

on immigration. fighting sanctuaries, slowly but surely fucking with due process for deported spics etc.

Cameron Garcia
Cameron Garcia

Yeah, he’s so puritanical sometimes. He’s got a bug up his ass about morality and he talks like it’s the 1950s and he’s this high class broad.
“Why, I never! Oh dear! Put the shoe on the other foot. Imagine if obama did that. It’s completely unpresidential.”
Oh shut the fuck up, Ben. Kennedy and Bill were literally dicking bimbos. Nixon was taping the place and ranting about Jews. LBJ was ranting about Jews. Reagan was a complete blank slate dependent on cue cards. George Bush was a clown. Obama was fake, closeted pastor that should have been president of a black college, not a country.

Ben doesn’t know presidential. There IS NO presidential. They’re all fuck ups.

Evan Martin
Evan Martin

i do not recall

Nathaniel Wright
Nathaniel Wright

lower the white birth rate even more pretty pls
spotted the chosen

William Murphy
William Murphy

i can't read SHIT cursive. Arabic looking shit.

Kevin Davis
Kevin Davis

Ohhh.. These are SINGLE mothers, aren't they

Jayden Campbell
Jayden Campbell

literally unprecedented corruption has surfaced regarding multiple high profile democrats
the peasants are upset nothing is being done

It's a fucking mystery

Adam Thompson
Adam Thompson

Judging by this response I'll have to watch it myself to see how much of a bitch Sessions is. What are the chances Trump will throw Sessions into the Alabama race and get a new AG?

Nolan Reed
Nolan Reed

what's up with those CBTS threads?
it's like a random post generator in there. None of the messages make any sense or have any relation to any of the other posts

Dylan Hernandez
Dylan Hernandez

Trump failed us. He fucking failed us. Sessions in DoJ is a disaster.

Juan Ortiz
Juan Ortiz

It's like that scene in A Beautiful Mind when Jennifer Connely sees all the crazy pictures and lines connecting them in the garage and realizes Russell Crowe is bat shit schizo crazy.

Gabriel King
Gabriel King

Good to know.

Owen Brooks
Owen Brooks

What if I told you there were /ptg/ anons who can't read cursive?

Jayden Campbell
Jayden Campbell

I’ve been shitting on Sessions for weeks, but if he pulls something out by February, then I will have a load of egg on my face. I just don’t see any progress whatsoever. And if this Mueller investigation is still going next November, the midterms are going to be a slaughter. I can imagine Mueller timing some key arrests just two weeks prior to the election.

The swamp is adapting as we are adapting to them. They’re testing out the rollout of news to coincide with elections. That’s what this Roy Moore thing is about. They are gathering data on shelf-life of controversial stories.

Levi Myers
Levi Myers

https://youtu.be/WyxDzh5IOV8?t=3h46m32s

Samuel Long
Samuel Long

?

Ryder Peterson
Ryder Peterson

Such a sad little salesman.

Jose Smith
Jose Smith

nigger detected, that was easy.

Jace Mitchell
Jace Mitchell

Wants the government to pay for some stupid coalburners lack of responsibility
Spotted the Tyrone.

Brayden Ross
Brayden Ross

the virgin typist
the chad calligrapher

Tyler Evans
Tyler Evans

LARP central. I wish Hiroshima would pull a /fur/, create /LARP/ and do a massive ban of every single one of them.

Robert Mitchell
Robert Mitchell

It bugged me big time when he was nostalgic for Bush being "mensch" and a true gentleman or whatever.

To his credit he didn't like a lot of the shit Bush did but damn, Dubya was not some great role model.

Joseph Jackson
Joseph Jackson

master1200
stop that

David Ortiz
David Ortiz

The only one making shit up are the people claiming he is some satan creature by 100 different names to replace a substantive arument and course of action for achieving their nonsense. He has done a lot, you are the one making up that he is intentionally not acting on made up hard evidence that you cant peoduce wheb asked.

He is tackling the opioid, fraud, and immigration enforcment in this country at a rate and scope greater than any former AGs, thats a fact.

Brandon Clark
Brandon Clark

Pence talking taxes at the WSJ CEO Council meeting
I don't even give a shit what he's saying, the man is so comfy I can feel my blood pressure drop 10-15pts

Jace Smith
Jace Smith

What time does the Oklahoma special election results come in?

Colton Price
Colton Price

If he is pissing off you open border, anti white cucks then I am happy.

Hudson Barnes
Hudson Barnes

my cursive is really bubbly, so I don't like to write in it. Makes me feel like a girl

Gavin Robinson
Gavin Robinson

Started as redditbabby's first larp, they doubled down instead of admitting to themselves they got burned and now 300 threads later I can't tell if it's schizos or IC bots

Julian Brown
Julian Brown

The power of true faith in God.

Jaxon Hernandez
Jaxon Hernandez

I didn't say I couldn't read cursive you nigger. Some people are just so awful at it.

Chase Jenkins
Chase Jenkins

are you a pretty girl?

James Evans
James Evans

aye, me too

Adam Diaz
Adam Diaz

A bit of faggots are mad that the system didn't run as fast as their movies made it so and a bit of controlled opposite who want to drive the old man out.

Aiden Sanchez
Aiden Sanchez

GIB PANCAKE!

Benjamin Gomez
Benjamin Gomez

BAKING

Adrian Clark
Adrian Clark

I have no idea. What's cbts mean? Why have you entered it?

Connor Moore
Connor Moore

Didn't even know they were having one, and I live this stuff. Oklahoma is as red as the Devil's dick and the people they kicked out

Tyler Thomas
Tyler Thomas

Yeah, Bush is embarrassing.

Jason Murphy
Jason Murphy

The fucking MSM has given up on defending Hillary on the Uranium One deal, which includes bribery and coverups by the FBI.

You acting like a retard going "LOL U CLAIM JEFF SESSIONS EATS BABIES" won't change that.

Parker Cook
Parker Cook

If your cursive is too girly try writing it really quickly and intentionally sloppy. That tends to make it look more masculine.

Jose Cooper
Jose Cooper

there is a WSJ CEO Council meeting
Sounds pretty absurd

Austin Brown
Austin Brown

You have no hard evidence of any statutes being broken by specific individuals and this insitence that the DOJ is not conducting an incestigation or acting on things is absurd.

Lucas Taylor
Lucas Taylor

Truth, I get the same way listening to Carson, or my old pastor who's got sermons online. Comfy midwestern voice, extra helping of the lord, peace and relaxation wash over you

Joshua Ward
Joshua Ward

Anonymous5 became Qanon

that's about it.

Hudson Perry
Hudson Perry

Calm Before The Storm, guy.

Gabriel Collins
Gabriel Collins

It's the Calm Before the Storm general. It's tinfoil central

Julian Gomez
Julian Gomez

calm before the storm

they're on thread #334

Ryan Gomez
Ryan Gomez

based black man

Charles Wright
Charles Wright

unfortunately, no

yea but then it becomes illegible. I'm probably better off doing that though, just so it doesn't come off so feminine

Jayden Bailey
Jayden Bailey

/pol/thread/149430915#p149430915
/pol/thread/149430915#p149430915
/pol/thread/149430915#p149430915
新しい 新しい 新しい
/pol/thread/149430915#p149430915
/pol/thread/149430915#p149430915
/pol/thread/149430915#p149430915
行って 行って 行って

Elijah Moore
Elijah Moore

Simple terms for a pleb plz

Caleb Jenkins
Caleb Jenkins

do you have any impressive sounding numbers I can quote if he brings up?

He is tackling the opioid, fraud, and immigration enforcment in this country at a rate and scope greater than any former AGs, thats a fact.

I know there are some outdated human trafficking stats, but anything more up to date?

Matthew Barnes
Matthew Barnes

Pam Key

Logan Williams
Logan Williams

fuckin frank

Joseph White
Joseph White

He must have talked with Trump, because that is the most successful rebranding I have ever seen.

Anthony Brooks
Anthony Brooks

you forgot the +++
Keeps the bots confused you know.

Charles Nelson
Charles Nelson

You’re the same people who suck everybody’s cock until Trump fires them. Then they were always cucks, right based magapedes!?
MOOCH he’s the moochiest of mooches kekekek ztotally randumb
what fuck Mooch, he’s always been a cuck!

SPICER he’s the spiciest spicer to ever spice my loins! Based Spicypede!
what fuck Spicer, he’s always been terrible at his job
I could keep going.

David Moore
David Moore

You have no hard evidence of any statutes being broken by specific individuals and this insitence that the DOJ is not conducting an incestigation or acting on things is absurd.
Are you talking about Trump or Hillary?

Samuel Long
Samuel Long

I feel the tension every time he testifies. It's why shilling against him is effective. He is a weak rhetorical combatant. The optics opposite of Gowdy. But I know country dumb too. That's what it looks like. "Who could be afraid of the stammering little elf from backwards ole Bammy?" The thing is, if done right, we wouldn't see it. Until it's all wrapped up in with a bow on top. I think Brazille's book was a marker. It's a process. I'm in no position to disembark until the day Trump is no longer in office. Then its back to the trenches for another meme war.

Jaxon Sullivan
Jaxon Sullivan

you're a little late to the thread and have moved on, you can find us here /pol/thread/149429066#p149429066

James Campbell
James Campbell

Doesnt matter how red it is, if they do even a percent worse than Trump did, the desperate liberals will start celebrating acting like its a sign of a blue wave. Hoping they get BTFO.

Jordan Myers
Jordan Myers

Alternative explanation: He looks like a bitch because he is one.

Brayden Watson
Brayden Watson

Best post

Jace Edwards
Jace Edwards

When Trump was asked on Air Force One about his opinion on Joe Scarborough, he replied "He can go to hell for all I care."

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