Soy boys are SEETHING with jealousy

soy boys are SEETHING with jealousy

at 10 years old he's already blowing all the manlets out of the water. shit is insane dude is gonna be 6'6

Turns out he is actually 25 years old and has severe autism.

Damn... Melania always looks so fucking good

The soyim are goin all out!!!

rainbow+ped+child gave me a bit of a panic

>those superior slavic genes are kicking in.

>an investigation
This is literally "i need that for research of course" level shitposting except real and targeting a child.
What the fuck man.

>an investigation

need to pump this kid with HGH so he can make the Klitschkos look small

BAN TALLSAULT MALES

I would gladly be her sex slave

Oh please Barron is so soy .
Looks like a depressed porno pussy boy.

Prince Barron, slayer of manlets

That publicantion name looks PRETTY suspicious, expecially when they’re writing about children.

i bet he could kick your ass

>Ped Yes

>PedYEStrian, investigating children
why

Manlets btfo

theres nothing wrong with soy.

>There are people posting IN THIS THREAD that are smaller than a 11-year old.

>if he's 9'5" and running for President in competition with his dad next election

Get Barron in to office asap.
That boy gonna kick some serious ass.

Slavs aren't exceptionally tall, it's the germanic blood.

He's going to be like 6'7 easily by about 16 I reckon. holy FUCK

Once he gets chiseled with muscles and that eastern euro jawline grows strong he's going to have chicks swooning left and right, calling it now

People will vote for Trump in 2020 because of Barron, watch it

I wish an australian would reply "if you soy so".

Is he, dare I say, /ourprophet/?

He would be too depressed to even lift his foot.
He would just stand there staring at the ground like the lobotomy patient he is.

Barron Trump isn't a Soyboy he just hasn't hit puberty yet. When his cute boy penis finally awakens with a righteous fury to kill all Jews, and he begins jacking off with the fury of a thousand suns and becomes "high energy", the world will have a force to be reckoned with. It's just too bad we don't get to see his first jack off session.

sometimes i wonder if i'm not as tall as i could've been if i ate my vegetables growing up

He's still genetic waste just like the rest of his family.

More than 6 feet means your bones and joints have to withstand too much stress. Less than 5'11” means that you can't get the resources required for optimal development due to being a bitch.

Actually not far off the mark. Imagine the next president of the US looks like this

fucking insane

So what kind of diet allows you to become this fucking tall? Of course genetics are at play here, but without sufficient nutrition they wouldn't be able to express themselves like that.

That's not how height works. I was like 5'6 when I was 16 but I ended up at 6'0 in my later years.

It also means you die being unable to reach tall places to escape, you faggot manlet

top kek how assblasted you are

Barron Trump will start the Manlet Holocaust

>Hell, he's practically the height of the average American man (5' 10")
5'10 kek America confirmed for nation of manlets

this fucking tall at such a young age*

He is genetically modified

I don't know why but this made me spit my fucking drink out laughing lol jackass

t. king of manlets

His dad's rich. He eats well every night. It may not be the most notorious thing, but he's getting all of his recommended value.

I just about choked on my gum and almost literally died

Both his parents are above average height (Trump 6'2 and Melanie 5'8) + Good Diet + Exercise

are you really saying i am the perfect height? that does explain why as an 18 year old i could easily dumbell press130 lbs each hand while being at body weight of 160-170

Both his parents are above average height (Trump 6'2 and Melanie 5'9) + Good Diet + Exercise

Future time traveling heroes have to be tall. To see over the steering wheel.

Forgot about dinarids? He might have dinarid genes.

I wonder how big his dick is

The only hard manly cock in his life will be the one pounding his soft boy pussy.

t. king of manlets

If you're not 6'2 you're shit

Isn't it ironic that the ones who push these memes so hard are neckbeards with sedentary lifestyles?

For that matter, why is it that the greatest champions of the white race are always the worst examples of it?

balkan slavs (dinaric phenotype in particular) are some of the tallest people in the world

Barron Trump proto Astartes confirmed!

The Bogs had a hand in this, I'm sure of it.

It's a clit.

He has a slav mother who probably ate raw onions during pregnancy. Many such cases.

Time to get THICC

Literally just a genetic abnormality. Don't listen to the retards saying "good diet" when while we don't know very much about how height works it's proven you're not going to be a giant if your phenotype doesn't allow it. Obviously vitamins/minerals play a minor role but the height genes take far more precedence.

Barron is bigly.
For you.

Dude, odds are, at 10 or 11 you looked like a girl. You call someone a soyboy when they still look like this at 20 yrs old, not when they haven't hit puberty yet. If he still looks like this when Trump leaves office you can call him a soyboy.

d-delete this

How soon until Barron is reviewing food?

>tfw my dad's dalmatian genes got cucked by my mom's manlet german genes
jfmsu, never marry a womanlet

>tfw 6'1
SO FUCKING CLOSE

...

>odds are, at 10 or 11 you looked like a girl.
Not a brain dead one though.

I bet it's long and skinny like a pencil lol

Both his parents are above average height (Trump 6'2 and Melanie 5'9) + Good Diet + Exercise

>barron is going to have a twitter when he's 13 yo
Can't wait my dudes

>tfw short as fuck

I was 5'10 by the time I was ~13 because of fucked up production of my body's growth hormones. I got medical treatment to slow my growth, because it could have been potentially harmful to developement of my motor skills.

I suppose Barron has something similar.

nigger i bet barron writes 80% of his dads tweets

Trump
Exercise

???

Pity he’s autistic

By the time Barron is 13 twitter will be gone.

Lol. Imagine cutting it off with a pair of scissors. How easy it goes and how fast it drops to the ground.

It's all about genes.
You can still be a lanklet even if your parents rarely fed while you were a kid.

>newfag cant even greentext

Too bad the kid is autistic.

Not necessarily, I think he's just tall as fuck. I knew a 5'9 11-year-old who went on to be a 6'7 NFL player. His parents were like 6'6 and 6'0.

Barron's brothers are 6'6 and 6'1, his sisters are 5'11 and 5'8, and his parents were 6'3 and 5'11. He probably just has monstrous genetics.

You're right. In all seriousness Barron obviously has some kind of physiological problem. His parents did have him when they were both aged and it's a well-known fact that children sired from old couples have a significantly higher risk of autism and other disorders.

>F=GM1M2/d^2
There's less gravity at the top of Trump tower.

This. Or a GMO clone of Trump. Would explain why Melania acts so distant with him

barron is 5'11
good thing to know I'm one inch taller than an 11 year old, h-ha ha

>newfags actually care.

>that last part

... what the fuck

Also the reason I keep coming back here

underrated

Pedophilia advocate detected.

If you soy so

go and hang yourself or something

You're not making any sense retard

>physiological problem

It's not a problem, it's an opportunity.

boomers plz go

You guys should stop and consider how miserable you must be in your lives to take a trivial internet argument this far with a total stranger. Let alone anyone else, why do that to your own self? Act better

I hit a similar growth spurt at the same age. I think all white men do.

>hasn't hit puberty yet

how new are you?

>newfags
What board am I in

I love manlet jokes. I'm 6'1. I'm 33.

With my back problems, i regret every inch over 5'10. Turned 30, everything broke. My spine just went out of whack with multiple thousands of hours hobbies that were asymmetrical. Fml.

I'm almost back. Yoga is gay as hell but stretching is necessary.