Should i join the marines, Sup Forums?

Carter Jones
Carter Jones

free healthcare, food and a place to live
can learn pretty much any job i want and get paid, rather than the reverse at college
theyll pay you more than enough to live on when you retire

David Powell
David Powell

Yes, dont be a pussy.

Lucas Miller
Lucas Miller

Real talk if you are smart go air force. Better living conditions/medical/chow halls/everything.

Aaron Lewis
Aaron Lewis

USMC is shifty as fuck, they will try to jew you into an open contract and fuck you around with your job if you dont show up to all poolee functions. At least frok my experience.

t.USMC DEP for 7 months and got arrested and kicked out

glad I did though they jewed me into an open contract because my recruitwr lied to me about what I was signing.

got my court shit cleared up and am joining the Army.

Jordan Davis
Jordan Davis

You will do mind numbingly dumb things and literal retards will have so much control over your life that it isn't funny, you will also have zero leverage unless they blatantly do something illegal to you. Having said that, if you play your cards right, you have zero bills. I got out after 5 years and bought a house. A buddy of mine got out and traveled the world for a year. You do get to do some cool shit, you'll make some friends for life, and chicks love Marine dick.

Isaac Lee
Isaac Lee

Yes go kiill sandniggers

Benjamin Hughes
Benjamin Hughes

racist

Lucas Perry
Lucas Perry

They aren't people, it isn't racist

Ryder Collins
Ryder Collins

Take whatever says with a grain of salt, sounds like a major shitbag.

is honestly correct in a lot of ways.

Nicholas Johnson
Nicholas Johnson

USMC is a meme branch, full of literal retards and mentally ill people. It also has quite a few well meaning victims of the meme, who are just trying to get by after falling for the trap. But make no mistake, not only is the branch useless, you will live a shitty life propping up an institution you will grow to hate.

Cooper Torres
Cooper Torres

My recruiter said i'd get nothing but pussy if I went infantry, but all I got was dick

Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

Dont listen to the other faggots, i did 9 years and now my life is on easy mode. Go marines, the other branches are for faggots.

Jason Moore
Jason Moore

Hell yea

Julian Thomas
Julian Thomas

You sound weak

Jacob Butler
Jacob Butler

sluts love marine dick
Muthafuckin right!

Ethan Diaz
Ethan Diaz

You do realize that when there is a war, you will be the first they send out to die right? And the US has been in constant war since 9/11.

There are other branches where you will be less likely to die in a war and spend more time sitting on your ass.

Jordan Sanders
Jordan Sanders

I want to hunt sandniggers and norks tho!

Joshua Fisher
Joshua Fisher

Join the Navy instead.

Josiah Hughes
Josiah Hughes

liberal

Henry Turner
Henry Turner

The prerequisite is that you have to suck at least one dick, it's naval tradition.

Justin Williams
Justin Williams

And the US has been in constant war since 9/11.

I see you were born yesterday, see image

Oliver Taylor
Oliver Taylor

You just said you did 9 years, which means you were either too dumb to fully commit for retirement, too weak to be retained, too stupid to memorize marching bullshit, or possibly a little fag that got a owie and now needs daddy gubment to pay for his wittle disability

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