KAZUMA KAZUMA!

KAZUMA KAZUMA!

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Hai hai Kazuma-des

Does she ever stop being a "HUURRR LOOK AT HOW MUCH OF A MASOCHIST I AM ISN'T THAT FUNNY?!?!?!" character?

Because that was never funny

Yes, in the season.
then she gets an entire LN for her that makes her on par with aqua and mememin

kazuma dayo

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>I'm not the one for clichés

Can based scumzuma be any more based

Megumin > Chris > YunYun > gap > Wiz > Aqua > huge gap > shit > Darkness

She's so boring and has literally one joke.

why did she hesitate so much to scrub Kazuma's back she should have loved it?

Lalatina.

why do they keep making the MCs midgets? Kazuma is 165cm/5'5. That's not even manlet level that's just a fucking midget. Even if these isekai MC's are short homos the cutoff should be 5'7

Darkness is cute!

Memegumeme > Chris > Eris > gap > Wiz > Dorkness > Mariana trench > Yun Yun > Aqua

>dicked the loli
no he can not be more based

165cm is not a midget, stop being rude and delete your post.

tfw I'm smaller than Kazuma.

The average Japanese man is 5'7'', so you need to have an MC shorter than that as to not emasculate your audience.

EXPLOSIONS

user i'm sorry to inform you but 5'5 is midget territory. Lower than that is sub-human

That's horseshit. I've been to asian countries and the IRL average height is like 5'8 - 5'9. In America, as much as we say 5'9, the real average height is 5'10 - 6'0

Manlet spotted

We can't the exploding rock trick more than once per week, Darkness. Until I get as strong as you

>Lalatina

Lies, she's still the same

why can't you yaankes use cm

You are boobs. Oppai.

Because they're literally aliens.

>tfw to intelligent to use cm

Me gusta la Latina.

>Statistics hah that's bullshit I've seen and measured more Japanese men than any stupid nerds

the average height for a man on nipland is 170cm kazuma is still a growing boy, he is just average for his manlet country

>everyone falling for manlet shitposting

Insecure axis cultists strike again.

Power duo, coming through to reveal the truth.

you cant be this fucking retarded

>IRONY
MY SIDES

its faggots like you that actually think the average american penis is 5 inches long

f-fuck off

Dullahan did nothing wrong.

Tell me more.

Everyone knows it's below that, don't worry user

Blue Yellow Red Green ( kazumas track suit)

They're like a fucking rainbow

>sitting in castle temporarily
>suddenly whole place erupts into an explosion
>ignore it for several seasons
>finally come out just to issue a warning
>some little girl trys to make a fool out of you
>try to leave
>a crazed knight throws herself at you
>plant a death curse on her just to shut her up and offer the cure if the heroes can reach the top of his castle
>they never shop
>they keep nuking the castle instead

There's one superfluous color there.

I'll let you guess which one that is.

Hint: look at your screen with a magnifying glass.

I hope not because is really funny

He peeked up Wiz's skirt.

She turns into the best character once she gets grounded, which is soon

Go back to being raped slut!

Huh the ED is out on February 1st. That was quite fast.

>KAZUMA

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>one trick pony

Well now shes a bully to Yunyun too, best girl status achieved once again!

What is is Divorceness?

how about the full op?

If I ever buy a Darkness daki she will be a punching bag

Don't forget to put a motion-triggered voicebox inside the bag, filled with clips from the anime.

The same, it'll have a "Guild Unplugged ver" which I guess is the slower version of the song. Similar to the first OP's Monday Afternoon version.

You can hear the slower version m.youtube.com/watch?v=vRAq74dhtdA on 2:14

>La Latina
>Girl is blonde.

DIVORCED-NESS

Does Megumin ever stop being chuuni?
Does Aqua ever stop being arrogant and dumb?
Does Kazuma ever stop being a scumbag?

Why stop at one character when you can criticize them all?

Konosuba is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS.

Every time Kazuma casually responds with "Yes, I'm Kazuma" I just crack up.

The guy's a petty asshole but I can't stop loving him for it.

Konosuba is mainly loved because the people making and voicing it seem to love the work (especially Megumin) and the characters themselves aren't tired old cliches.

I wonder who thought it was a good idea to have an episode completely without best girl.

>sexually harassed huge chest lich
He deserved it

>not one for clichés
>immediately after gets embarrassed and wants to stop when megumin agrees

Yes, when she starts wanting Kazuma's dick.
>Kazuma didn't fuck her when she offered
What a homo.

Where can I read the fanfic of Konosuba?

Midgets are not allowed in here

tfw you will never have this power

This.

>power
It's a magic spell that scales off the luck stat.

Post more Megumin.

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>tfw your onee-sama got you a bag of lobster when you were young and impressionable

I don't get why those moments with her sis were supposed to be "embarrassing"?

>152494212

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Because its shows they are so poor they have to resort to literal bug eating and petty theft to survive

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Aren't survivalists usually considered badass?

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Shows that she's desperately poor. Though that only really works for the first two, when she's stealing food. Last two she was fishing, which is normal.

I guess the embarrassing thing is that she had to fend for herself for food at a young age instead of relying on her parents.

>you will never bathe with this little firecracker
Life isn't fair.

kek

There's always been a false equivalence between the two. Megumin is someone who would be lured into a shady situation with food (Kazuma bought her a meal) while Yun Yun would be lured into a shady situation for a friend.

a devil yet too pure

I guess she considers her poverty embarrassing.

Yunyun is best girl, please accept the truth.

Yunyun is only good as bully bait.

does wiz give a good suc?

I know right? You can't help being born poor because Hyoizaburo is a dipshit, so making fun of Megumin is very wrong.

Yunyun is just a moron.

Please do not bully the Yunyun,

A Yunyun is only for love.

She goes from being a retarded masochist to a wet blanket that hates fun.

Yunyun would be worse than useless if she wasn't bully bait.

this
>big tits
>moeshit
>autistic
take away the bullying and she'd be worst girl