ON THE FIRST DAY OF HAPPENING THE DONALD SENT TO ME
A WALL TO KEEP OUT REFUGEES
ON THE FIRST DAY OF HAPPENING THE DONALD SENT TO ME
ON THE SECOND DAY OF HAPPENING THE DONALD SENT TO ME
TWO MOAB MISSILES
>missed two scoops opportunity
what even is this place anymore
This is hilarious anyway, dont worry lol
ON THE THIRD DAY OF HAPPENING THE DONALD SENT TO ME
THREE TAX REFORMS
ONE THE THIRD DAY OF HAPPENING THE DONALD GAVE TO ME:
3 DEMS RESIGNING
>2 MOAB missles
>and a wall to keep out refugees
ON THE FOURTH DAY OF HAPPENING THE DONALD SENT TO ME
FOUR FURIOUS FEMINISTS
5 GOLDEN SHOWER DOSSIERS
12 diet cokes
7 more years
5 MORNING TWEETS
2 scoops of ice cream
I'm still thinking
It would be nice to stick with the rhyming scheme:
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
12 Drummers Drumming
Eleven Pipers Piping
Ten Lords a Leaping
Nine Ladies Dancing
Eight Maids a Milking
Seven Swans a Swimming
Six Geese a Laying
Five Golden Rings
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree1
AAAAAAND A NIGGER HANGING FROM THE TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>fuck u obama
>and a Partridge in a Pear Tree1
Shoulda been.
AND NO MORE ISRAEL!
I think the first one should be:
AN INDICTMENT OF HRC
are you retarded
Israel won't exist soon buddy.
ON THE SIXTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS THE DONALD SENT TO ME
SIX GORILLION DEAD JEWS
SIX SHILLS A SHILLING
FIVE MORNING TWEETS
FOUR FURIOUS FEMINISTS
THREE DEMS RESIGNING
TWO MOAD MISSILES
AND A WALL TO KEEP OUT REFUGEES
Where does "and no more israel" rhyme with "partridge in a pear tree"
ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS THE DONALD SENT TO ME
Seven Muzzy countries banned
It doesn't have to rhyme. REPLACE THAT LINE.
SEVEN MUZZY COUNTRIES BANNED
SIX SHILLS A SHILLING
FIVE MORNING TWEETS
FOUR FURIOUS FEMINISTS
THREE DEMS RESIGNING
TWO MOAD MISSILES
AND A WALL TO KEEP OUT REFUGEES
So why did you reply to the one post that specifically said it woud be better to stick with rhymes