ON THE FIRST DAY OF HAPPENING THE DONALD SENT TO ME

ON THE FIRST DAY OF HAPPENING THE DONALD SENT TO ME
A WALL TO KEEP OUT REFUGEES

ON THE SECOND DAY OF HAPPENING THE DONALD SENT TO ME

TWO MOAB MISSILES

>missed two scoops opportunity

what even is this place anymore

This is hilarious anyway, dont worry lol

ON THE THIRD DAY OF HAPPENING THE DONALD SENT TO ME
THREE TAX REFORMS

ONE THE THIRD DAY OF HAPPENING THE DONALD GAVE TO ME:
3 DEMS RESIGNING
>2 MOAB missles
>and a wall to keep out refugees

ON THE FOURTH DAY OF HAPPENING THE DONALD SENT TO ME
FOUR FURIOUS FEMINISTS

5 GOLDEN SHOWER DOSSIERS

12 diet cokes
7 more years
5 MORNING TWEETS
2 scoops of ice cream

I'm still thinking

It would be nice to stick with the rhyming scheme:
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
12 Drummers Drumming
Eleven Pipers Piping
Ten Lords a Leaping
Nine Ladies Dancing
Eight Maids a Milking
Seven Swans a Swimming
Six Geese a Laying
Five Golden Rings
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree1

AAAAAAND A NIGGER HANGING FROM THE TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>fuck u obama

>and a Partridge in a Pear Tree1
Shoulda been.

AND NO MORE ISRAEL!

I think the first one should be:
AN INDICTMENT OF HRC

are you retarded

Israel won't exist soon buddy.

ON THE SIXTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS THE DONALD SENT TO ME

SIX GORILLION DEAD JEWS

SIX SHILLS A SHILLING
FIVE MORNING TWEETS
FOUR FURIOUS FEMINISTS
THREE DEMS RESIGNING
TWO MOAD MISSILES
AND A WALL TO KEEP OUT REFUGEES

Where does "and no more israel" rhyme with "partridge in a pear tree"

ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS THE DONALD SENT TO ME

Seven Muzzy countries banned

It doesn't have to rhyme. REPLACE THAT LINE.

SEVEN MUZZY COUNTRIES BANNED
SIX SHILLS A SHILLING
FIVE MORNING TWEETS
FOUR FURIOUS FEMINISTS
THREE DEMS RESIGNING
TWO MOAD MISSILES
AND A WALL TO KEEP OUT REFUGEES

So why did you reply to the one post that specifically said it woud be better to stick with rhymes